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>> No.21245676

Wurms are for bullying.

>> No.21245725

>Already be a powerful hero
>Crush arrogant and megalomaniacal monster on her own grounds
>Make them obsess over training and exploring ways to defeat you
>Forcing her to go out and explore the world, train with others, meet other people
>Indirectly influence her into learning honor through her conviction, humility through how far she has to train,empathy through the people she meets
>Build her moral character in the process
>By the time she is ready, she is a changed person, having been through grueling efforts, pushing her to her limits, overcoming foes, helping those in need, and even making a few friends along the way
>Instead of being a bane onto others, she is now force of virtue
>By the time she finds you, she is not even hostile

>"I should be thanking you Anon, before we crossed paths, I was a wretched, pathetic thing. I thought I was the 'be all end all' when in reality I barely scratched the surface of life."
>You turn down her thanks, you tell her her actions were her own and she has no one to thank but herself.
>You barely finish as an aphrodisiac dart nearly hits your torso, only your heroic capabilities manage to pull you out of the way in time.
>"I should also apologize, Anon, I did not come to parley either. I came here to see my enemy, but I am leaving with my husband..."

...Well?

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21245818

Got a new picture of my wife last night, it's super great.

https://twitter.com/ReddGeist/status/1121975903376924672

>> No.21245840

>>21245818
She looks beautiful anon!

>> No.21245901
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>>21245725
Clearly she's not been humbled enough. I'll enroll her in maid courses to teach her true humility

>> No.21245985

>>21245818
Stunning wife dude.

>> No.21246053

>>21245818
Your wife is probably one of my favorite off profile designs.

>> No.21246072

Big busty centaur nerds.

>> No.21246101
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Wendi dad is big! And Wendi mom is peeking through the bottom part of the coat

>> No.21246127

>>21245818
She's super great.

>> No.21246207

To the person asking last thread, Ivy from Soulcalibur would actually, somewhat amusingly, be either a golem or a lesser succubus of some kind. Lore wise she doesn’t realize that she’s an artificially created conduit for Soul Edge’s energy that papa Cerv had created before he got killed the first time, which kinda fits the golem theme.
Also, she doesn’t realize how sexy her outfit is or how sexual she is in lore. She made the outfit because it lets her have full range of movement, and is a virgin. She does know she has huge boobs though and often has quotes making fun of chestlets.

>> No.21246246

>>21245818
She is a lovely creature.

>> No.21246251

>>21246101
How's the spring treating them?

>> No.21246258 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>> No.21246269

>>21246251
I bet Papa Wendi spends hours sitting on a stump just intently watching the snow very slowly start to melt off of the nearby pine tree. Still enough that birds start landing on his antlers and deer graze around where he’s sitting.
He’s a pretty zen guy.

>> No.21246280

>>21246269
>Buddha says life is suffering
>Papa Wendi says hrmph

>> No.21246288

>>21246269
You’ve got to be pretty patient to raise three Wendigo daughters. Including Wendi-chan. Who may or may not be autistic.

>> No.21246293
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>> No.21246402
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>>21246072
Big busty centaur amazons

>> No.21246407

>>21246402
She looks innocent and naive. I will take advantage of her.

>> No.21246433

>>21246293
lilith is cuter and more powerful than morrigan

>> No.21246437

>>21246433
to bad morrigan makes my dick happier.

>> No.21246453

>>21246053
I'm curious, which are your others?

>> No.21246464

>>21246407
Looks can be deceiving. She could probably kill you in about a hundred different ways, and that's just with her hands. Don't underestimate or misjudge the personality of a monster girl based off of their looks.

>> No.21246512

>>21246407
That mindset will end in one of two ways
>Your head on the end of her pike
>Her ass all the way down your “pike”

>> No.21246519

>>21246453
The mice, lich and tropical kiki.

>> No.21246549
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>>21246519
>Based tropic kiki anon
I always wondered how often she gets stuck in the sand due to built in high heels

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21246558

anon, say ahhh

>> No.21246560
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21246560

Pharaohs are best kept as sex slaves for you and your apophis waifu.

>> No.21246584

>>21246560
on the contrary, anon, YOU are best kept as a sex slave for BOTH your apophis and pharaoh waifu

>> No.21246587

Posting resources:
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Mega Archive: https://mega.nz/#F!T24xwYLB!V_dXLWUSLQXqVsHqNuAwxQ

>> No.21246590
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>>21246560
But what about all the poor anubises that are gonna lose their jobs when the apophis chooses new cabinet members?

>> No.21246591

>>21246549
Yeah, tropikiki is top tier. Wish there was more art of her.

>> No.21246602

>>21246590
There might be room for another sex slave for the new royal couple. Married ones may still continue working in the palace but in diminished positions such as cooks and servants. The unmarried ones will be sent off to the new brothel and kept there until they find a husband.

>> No.21246667

>>21246584
Apophis waifu wouldn't stand for that. She'd want to be in the dominate position. She can't be dominate when she shares you as a husbando or sex slave with the pharaoh. So, the pharaoh need to be kicked down a few notches. Having you in the husbando position means she gets more time with you than the pharaoh does, and she maintains the dominate position by having the pharaoh as a sex slave.

>> No.21246732

>>21246560
This might be the single greatest piece of art by KC.

>> No.21246735
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21246735

Stay alert, Yetis are posting spoilers for Endgame everywhere they can.

>> No.21246736
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21246736

>Momster brings out your baby photos to show to your waifu
What's her reaction?

>> No.21246738
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>>21246732
I wonder if someone made pic related

>> No.21246745

>>21246736
That's just her going over old photos by herself.

>> No.21246753

>>21246736
If my mom ever tried to show the girls pictures of little me they’d snatch up every photo they could. They’d also try to show her pictures of herself and our daughters pictures of themselves ‘playing’ with a shotafied me. Something i would have to prevent happening at all costs.

>> No.21246759

>>21246753
>that last sentence
Thanks brain. Must be a sign it’s time for me to stop posting.

>> No.21246763

>>21246735
These Yetis aren’t that bad. We should give them a chance.

>> No.21246765

>>21246759
What’s wrong with it?

>> No.21246782

>>21246738
KC needs to break down and just make a bapho doujin. It's supposedly his favorite girl.

>> No.21246783

Friendly reminder that oyakodon is the ultimate patrician fetish.

https://imgur.com/a/7nDOuJf

>> No.21246788
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21246788

Ryu-chan seems to be having a bad day anons, how should we cheer her up?

>> No.21246798

>>21246783
Confirmed.

>> No.21246800

>>21246788
put chili sause in the shirohebi's food

>> No.21246802
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21246802

I don't understand the conflict between the order and mgs. I mean just get drunk together.

>> No.21246814

>>21246800
what if you you get some sort of masochistic shirohebi that starts salking you and saying "hurt me more" in a creepy hiss?

>> No.21246819

>>21246802
But alcohol is gross.

>> No.21246839

>>21246802
But what if somebody like beer but you like wine?

>> No.21246875
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>>21246802
>Replace an oni's beer with applejuice
How long would I have left with pelvis in one piece

>> No.21246878

I would steel the gold from dragon caves and pharoh tombs, probably some shiny stuff frm royal makai.
The plan is to take some wone with me, and abandon them to the monstergirl as I steal shit and move on to the next target
then I use the money I've ammassed to go hunting for the girl I wan't to fuck,

>> No.21246889

>>21246878
Anon did you go to sleep last night? Or are you having a ministroke?

>> No.21246896

>>21246889
I'm fine
Writing isn't but thanks or asking.

>> No.21246906

>>21246878
Oh, Beast!

>> No.21246926

>>21246906
I'm not Beast.

>> No.21246951

>>21246926
Then we finally have a poster with worse English than Beast.

>> No.21246967

>>21246951
Fucking ouch man.

>> No.21246977

>>21246549
Anybody got the uncensored?

>> No.21246979
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>>21246839
I like rum and sake the most, but I wouldn't say no to either beer or wine. See? I'm tolerant. I don't know about onis' relationship with winegoats either for example, but I have feeling they would get along.

>>21246875
She either has to be extemely drunk or hungover to not notice.

>> No.21246987

>>21246906
If it was Beast, he would of deleted the post and reposted it with corrections
Just like every other thing he posts.

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>>21246987
>would of

>> No.21246993

>>21246987
Please stop

>> No.21247003

>>21246977
Should be in the kiki gallery somewhere.

>> No.21247004

>>21246990
>>21246993
I don't get whats going on here.

>> No.21247017

>>21247004
bullying

>> No.21247034

>>21246951
I thought Beast stopped having problems a while ago?

>> No.21247036

>>21246207
I want my Dear Hatter Wife to dress up in Ivy’s outfit!

>> No.21247050

>>21247036
Which one?

>> No.21247053

>>21247034
He still has problems if there is too much excrement.

>> No.21247056
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>>21247036
c'mon hatterfag you know the arachne making the costume will have to make some serious modifications to fit your waifu's body

>> No.21247067
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21247067

One of the most appealing things about cheshires is that you just can't win against them. They tease, tease, and tease, and when you're about ready to slap them, grab them, or whatever else, they just teleport away and, more often than not, they land right on top of you and fuck you into submission yet again, to the point that you can't fight back anymore. All the while, they maintain their shit-eating grin which only infuriates you even more as they have their way with you.

>> No.21247068

>>21247053
Motherfucker I had forgotten about about that.

>> No.21247074

>>21247053
Beast confirmed for scatfag. All is lost.

>> No.21247077

>>21247050
Either her classic 2/6 style outfit, or her more classy one from 5. She’d look excellent in any of them!
>>21247056
We’d pay very handsomely! It may be a large task, but if there were any soapbox I’d stand on, it would be that every girl with huge breasts should at least once wear Ivy’s SC2/6 outfit!
Just the thought of my Dear Wife practically exploding out of it as she calmly walks towards me is diamond inducing!

>> No.21247087

>>21247074
Thats the wrong shit tatse anon.
Pun intened to the max
That typo is a cruel legacy.

>> No.21247090

>>21247077
>Demon in Ivy’s outfit stepping on my chest and bending over saying I missed my chance for mercy
Fellas I think he’s onto something

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>>21247077
>every girl with huge breasts should at least once wear Ivy’s SC2/6 outfit!
Based hatterfag

>> No.21247100

>>21247087
So is you typing, but we love you anyway.
You literal shit eater.

>> No.21247104

>>21247077
What color is your wife’s hair, Hatterfag?

>> No.21247105

>>21247090
He's a man of great taste.

>> No.21247134
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21247134

>>21246519
thanks my dude

>> No.21247136

gonna sneak up behind a slime and wipe a slice of bread all over her butt to make a jelly sandwich

>> No.21247142

>>21247090
>>21247092
You know it’s true! Why it’s a fact of life!
>>21247104
She has a short layered bob with green on the outside and a vibrant warm pink on the inside, so when she styles it a certain way it can either appear totally green or with solid streaks of pink!
She has very pale skin, red eyes, is six feet tall and usually stays at about a QQ-cup with a very small waist and a tremendous plush rear, like an exaggerated hourglass! As for her clothes, she actually often wears a bright silky blue Victorian naval officer’s coat, a white frilly silk blouse with pink trim along the floofy parts, and black long riding boots with gold trim along the heels. Her hat is traditional, but has that effect where different lighting makes it appear different colors. But that’s just one of many outfits! A noblewoman is only as noble as her outfit selection!

>> No.21247154

>>21247142
>Tall(ish)
>pale
>red eyes
You are a man of fine taste sir.

>> No.21247161

>>21247142
She sounds really snazzy. It must be nice peeling that all off of her at the end of a day of Wonderland shenanigans.

>> No.21247170

>>21247154
>>21247161
Thank you friends! It’s my Dear wife who has impeccable taste! And all made easier given she grows her own clothes from her own self!

>> No.21247177

>>21247142
>QQ-cup
I can't even wrap my head around such a size.

>> No.21247180

>>21247154
She might pass for a Vampire, were it not for how affectionate she must always be for Hatterfag.

>> No.21247188

>>21247177
Eh, I just think the name sounds fun. Just think ‘excessively large anime size’, like passionlip from Fate or just a smidge smaller. And foolish anon, you don’t wrap your head around huge breasts, they wrap around YOUR head!

>> No.21247202

>>21247188
>Passionlip tier
My man

>> No.21247206

But please, tell me about your wives anons! What is her outfit like? It’s a Wonderful way to add some uniqueness to her look, so please tell us what she wears that differs from the profile!

>> No.21247227

>>21247206
Wears? But she's warm on the inside.

>> No.21247228

>>21247206
She's this >>21245818
A super cutie dragon.

>> No.21247234

>>21247228
You and I share the same species and even color variant of woman.

>> No.21247243

>>21247234
Black dragons are naturally the best.

>> No.21247247

>>21247227
But surely your Sandworm wife would appreciate some drapings of jewels on her carapace or markings of cultural significance on her shell!
>>21247228
She’s very chic! I can see her being a socialite in fancy places with you on her arm!

>> No.21247253

>>21247247
>Sandworm wife
No anon, she's a Dragon. You have a point about the jewels, however. Smaug wore them too.

>> No.21247257

>>21247206
>wears
but anon she is what she wears, and where she lives
wait...

>> No.21247265

>>21247247
>markings of cultural significance on her shell!
Tattoos on Sandworm shells seem like a fun idea.

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>>21247206
Also latex.

>> No.21247283

>>21247206
>What is her outfit like?
She doesn't wear anything. Clothes on her body don't last more than an hour before dissolving, and when they are on her, they're wet and uncomfortable for her.

>> No.21247286

>>21247253
Ah! My mistake. But yes! A resplendent coat!

>> No.21247294
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>>21247154

>> No.21247306

>>21247206
My loli Night Gaunt wife doesn't wear clothes. Most of the time she wears my slime on her body. On the rare occasion that we are are separate she would wear her own slime but I like to imagine that she considers wearing our slime normal but finds clothes alien and embarrassing. I also imagine she is extremely yandere and clingy and that she demands full body contact at all times, especially when we separate.

>> No.21247309
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21247309

>>21247206
Oversized tshirts, no pants, and comfy beanies

>> No.21247311

>>21247271
Such a classy pervert you have there.

>> No.21247328

>>21247311
Hey thanks anon. She's got a bot of a complex about being a more common species so she tends to be a little obsessed with looking her best.

>> No.21247331

>>21247271
She looks much better out of latex, if you ask me.

>> No.21247339

>>21247331
She looks good no matter what she's wearing anon, at least to me! I mean ,she could be wearing trash bags for clothes and she'd still be the pinnacle of cute and sexy.

>> No.21247340

>>21247206
She wears her slime as clothing. Style changes depending on her mood. However i am unsure if i want to say she has some control over colour or if its mood based or if its just a static single colour.

>> No.21247344

>>21247206
A skimpy black mage robe, fingerless gloves, knee-high boots and a witches hat.

>> No.21247347

>>21247206
>A jersery or too big shirt and panties while at home, sweat pants if she has to go out, also glasses.
>T-shirt and jeans for the other.

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>>21247206
She usually wear business suit.
Also casual dress and nothing when she sleeping with me.

>> No.21247365

>>21247206
Usually white linen robes with lots of jewelry, but she has other outfits like sundresses or comfy shirts and sweatpants.

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>>21247206
Questions like this can get a little hectic as a haremfag so I'll let the chart speak for the top row.
As for the others
>Hinezumi wears a white china dress with a bit of red in it
>Kiki wears a more skimpy maid outfit that shows her midriff
>Hobgoblin wears animal furs
>Lich has more well preserved clothes due to being a new Lich and Wight insisting she takes better care of herself
>Kobold changes outfits a lot but most regularly wears a plaid dress
>Hellhound not pictured wears a suit and pencil skirt combo

>> No.21247412

>>21247206
I'm kinda winging this, cuz I do wanna elaborate and figure out my rata wife

>Sabbath issued secretary outfit for work
and
>A soft slightly oversized sweater like runya's for home!

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These are all so wonderful! Such fashionable wives all around!!!

>> No.21247500

>>21247392
I hear you, especially for folks who don't have set harems.

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>>21247206
>office lady at work
>spats and sports bra for the gym
>turtlenecks and jeans at home

>> No.21247566

>>21247206
She wears more traditional kiminos but also likes to wear casual clothing as well. She's a comfort over style person.

>> No.21247615

>>21247206
Sometimes she'll wear a dress or sometimes she'll wear a pirate outfit when she goes out

>> No.21247624

>>21247206
I haven't met her yet.
What does a blanket wear, anyway?

>> No.21247628

Level 1 adventurers have all the fun.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=74407858

>> No.21247641

>>21247628
But then they get class changed to cumpump.

>> No.21247672

Do you guys ever have trouble deciding between a single monster girl or a harem? I do

>> No.21247689

>>21247672
I'm a pretty hardcore waifu fag and while I don't really like the harem concept that much but I do feel conflicted at times that there is another breed I like almost as much and even though I wouldn't want to cheat on my wife it does kind of make it hard that I like another breed so much.

>> No.21247693

>>21247672
I do too. I like a lot of different species, so sometimes the harem seems appealing, but there's something so touching and wholesome about monogamy and total dedication to one other person that I find hard to pass up on.

>> No.21247698

>>21247672
I used to, but then I found my waifu and decided to just have sex with my daughteru too.

>> No.21247699

>>21247672
Not really. 1 or 2's all I need.

>> No.21247714

>>21247672
I used to until i had seen the light on my pslime waifu thanks to hatterfag.

>> No.21247716

>Hole in the wall fish place thats really good/cheap
>No doubt that the wives would love to go there.
Any restaurants nearby that your wife/wives would love/

>> No.21247719

>>21247698
KDF? What would your harem have been like?

>> No.21247728

>>21247206
>demon in 90's mom outfit
breh...

>> No.21247741

>>21247719
Well, when I initially found MGE and these threads soon after, it was something like this;
>Living Doll
>Shirohebi
>Ryu
>Undine/Mermaid
>Unicorn (two-legged)
It wasn't set in stone, but things have obviously changed quite a bit since then.

>> No.21247743

>>21247672
My advice would be not to worry about it too much. I say I have a harem but my thoughts are split between individual fantasies with each girl/a different version of me and outright harem thoughts. Although recently the harem stuff has been conquering my thoughts more by the day.

>> No.21247793

>>21247672
i have trouble deciding if i want the one or a duo

>> No.21247842

With your waifu Do you like to stay with encyclopedia or do you like a oc look

>> No.21247881

>>21247842
Depends what you mean stay with the profile. Do you mean full on hybrid monsters like the newer Cheshire/Hellhound picture or do you mean a different body type/haircut? Because world guide one has a whole thing about while all Medusas have lower snake bodies and snake hair, other features like body type,skin, hair, scale, and eye color will vary.

>> No.21247890

>>21247672
It's more settling on one monster type; even in my fantasies I usually just end up with one woman, it's just a matter of which monster I go to that particular day. Even the personality is basically the same, it's all physical differences. I don't think I'd want more than two wives under most circumstances unless it was a setup where I basically just stick my wick where I feel like it for the night and am not necessarily expected to support a deep relationship. And that sounds kind of shitty.

>> No.21247933

>>21247881
I know monster girls of a certain species will vary I just meant if you imagine your monster girl looking more like the profile pic or do you have a whole look for her

>> No.21247969

>>21247672
Ideally I'd stick to one in a pure monogamous relationship but if I'd want to hire some mamono maids, mercenaries or staff I'd expect to have to pay them in dickings.

>> No.21248000

>>21247842
My Night Gaunt wife uses the basic concept of the profile but is a small flat loli vs a tall hourglass woman in the profile. Her eyes are also more red than the pink of the profile. Body type is also somewhat tough with fan art. Just look at Gazaerfag. His wife is pretty close to on profile but every artist does body types differently and can make a character look like a different character. Personally I've also found it hard to find artists that actually do loli, especially flat chested lolis.

>> No.21248015

>>21247890
>It's more settling on one monster type; even in my fantasies I usually just end up with one woman, it's just a matter of which monster I go to that particular day
It's the same for me, except it's not just the species but different personalities as well.

>> No.21248018

>>21247842
I go pretty off profile with mine. Especiallywith her being a shortstack.

>> No.21248025

>>21247842
My hellhound wife has an Eros color scheme

>> No.21248042

>>21247842
I have been wondering about this:
What if you show the encyclopedia to your mg about her entry.
>Hey, look honey its you. Is everything here true?

>> No.21248052

>>21247842
OC. I mean she still looks pretty generic but she's a Dark Mage, they're just sexy spellcasters with a fancy hat no matter how you dress them.
I imagine her to be around 7ft tall, pale skin, shoulder length raven black hair, slightly glowing red eyes and having typically huge tits for her race. Pretty much a weird goth who actually can use magic then.

>> No.21248103

>>21247842
i'm fine with default shog but my witch/familiar are oc

>> No.21248109

>>21247842
Cheshire is chubbier, flatter, shorter, and has a robin's egg blue coloration with a bob cut.

Jinko is tall, 'bulkier' than the normal jinko, with the same long hair.

>> No.21248118

Post the most terrifying monster girl combos you can think of

I'll start:
>Sandworm and dormouse

>> No.21248122

>>21248118
So, a Sandworm that sleeps all the time?

>> No.21248127

>>21247842
She looks like the profile as a young girl.

>> No.21248131

>>21248118
What terrifying bait

>> No.21248132

>>21248118
Sandworm and tentacle

>> No.21248139

>>21248122
Yes. Imagine how terrifying being her hubby would be.
>100 ft. underground
>Trapped inside her
>Nature calls
>She's a heavy sleeper
>Can't wake her up
>Suffer holding it in until she wakes

>> No.21248151

>>21247842
She usually wears twin braids and glasses.

>> No.21248153

>>21248139
Just go inside of her.

>> No.21248154

>>21248139
>finally give in one day
>wife wakes up later and suddenly has a golden shower fetish

>> No.21248157

>>21248118
Troll and High Orc

>> No.21248164

>>21248118
Unagi/Pslime
Kejourou/shirohebi.

>> No.21248166

>>21248154
Exactly what I mean by incredibly terrifying. I don't want my waifu developing a weird kink like that.
Even worse is if you have the runs.

>>21248153
That's unsanitary, anon.

>> No.21248176

>>21248118
Familiar and familiar, for that extra concentrated dose of familiar.

>> No.21248182

>>21248176
Her face must be in a permanent smug smile because the fluff of her fluffy parts is so fluffy

>> No.21248187

Would you try out magic if you lived In the monster girl universe I'd probably train in it

>> No.21248197
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21248197

>>21248176
>>21248182
Need a break Onii-chan? I'm sure you're exhausted.

>> No.21248202
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21248202

>>21248118
Shirohebi and Wurm.

>> No.21248222

>>21248166
>>21248154
>>21248153
>>21248139
Go away

>> No.21248223

>>21248176
Imagine the cunny!

>> No.21248285

>>21248025
>Eros Hellhounds
Jeez that’s a lot of lovin

>> No.21248289

>>21248285
Aggressively wifey

>> No.21248322

Molest flat chests.

https://imgur.com/a/8GU9aQq

>> No.21248326

>>21248118
A Genie and a powerful monster like a Dark Matter to help create a powerful incubus husband to fuel her magic.

>> No.21248342

>>21248118
Dracozombie+wight+lich
The ultimate undead juggernaut

>> No.21248364

>>21248322
I want to grope Runya like that.

>> No.21248373

>>21248322
If i had a loli wife this would be out default cuddling state.

>> No.21248377

>>21248322
I want to molest my loli wife's flat little chest like that in the bath while she squirms on my lap.

>> No.21248395

>>21248322
Aww jeez anon. my daughteru is a little flatter than that, but she would absolutely love getting touched like this.

>> No.21248411

>>21248322
How can titcows compete with such closeness and intimacy?

>> No.21248415
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21248415

>>21248377

>> No.21248421

>>21247206
Jeans and my leather jacket most of the time. Functional and cool. Sweat pants and a sports bra when she's working out and wants to show off her tattoos. She always breaks out something very sexy and rock n' roll when she's performing though.

God, she's the coolest.

>> No.21248425

>>21248322
>https://i.imgur.com/DbZG1G0.jpg
mate with the shorties

>> No.21248443

>>21248322
It's not even a monster

>> No.21248475

>>21247206
A large and broad wizard hat with a galaxy pattern underneath. She shapes her body into sensual Dark Mage robes, with stockings and heels to complete. When traveling, she wears body tight leather.

>> No.21248477

>>21248443
> exhentai g/1405034/bdcda31b26/

cute demons are cute

>> No.21248534

>>21248443
witches are nothing but lolis and dark mages a big tittied woman with a silly hat.

>> No.21248560
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21248560

>>21248534
Dark mages are so goddamn good even if they are cosplay tier.

>> No.21248575

>>21248560
i'm pretty turned off by them since they have the shota stigma

>> No.21248587
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21248587

>>21248575
I mean, yeah that's going to happen with anything so motherly.
I don't care either way.

>> No.21248692

My wife is cute.

>> No.21248703

>>21248197
I want to drip hot wax on a tied up Familiar's cunny.

>> No.21248723

>>21248560
Top tier MEAT

>> No.21248739

>>21248703
I want to give a tied up Familiar's cunny lots of cigarette burns.

>> No.21248743

>>21248739
Sort yourself out, trash.

>> No.21248744

>>21248703
>>21248739
Stop posting retarded garbage.

>> No.21248752

>>21248743
Torturing familiars until they are nothing but husks of their former selves, then putting them out of their misery!

>> No.21248754

>>21248752
bait doesn't work when it's that obvious

>> No.21248759

>>21248752
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, stupid.

>> No.21248761

>>21248754
Amputating all their limbs and turning them into disposable fuckdolls!

>> No.21248768

>>21248761
now you're just coming off as desperate

>> No.21248772

>>21248761
It's pathetic that you let the cunnyposters affect you so much.

>> No.21248793

>>21248772
It's pathetic you think they don't just post falseflagging garbage to shit up the thread on purpose to begin with, and that guy isn't one of them.

>> No.21248794

>>21248575
That's threadcanon so who cares?

>> No.21248813

I want to lick a Familiar's cunny!

>> No.21248833

Sure is assmad up in here.

>> No.21248841

Monstergirls on motorcycles!

>> No.21248852
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21248852

I want to show the Sabbath my platonic love for all things cute!

I want to prove myself as a responsible adult!

>> No.21248856

>>21248852
>I want to prove myself as a responsible adult!
A responsible adult would marry a cute loli and live a happy life with her.

>> No.21248867

>>21248856
That is my dream with my waifu.

>> No.21248872

>>21248856
A responsible adult would marry a cute loli and pleasure her cunny.

>> No.21248877

>>21248867
That's everyone's dream anon!

>>21248813
I can't believe you would say that anon.

Not wanting to dick tyour familiar's cunny, what's wrong with you.

>> No.21248900

>>21248118
Dorome + Tritonia

>> No.21248905

>>21248900
I don't see the problem.

>> No.21248907

>>21248905
When did I say there was one?

>> No.21248928
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21248928

>>21248852
>tfw lolis drive me nuts for reasons not entirely obvious
>but at the same time Lucoa-tier titty monsters also give me an immense need to breed
The eternal dilemma.

>> No.21248929

>>21248928
The answer is obvious.
Impregnate both.

>> No.21248934

>>21248928
The only answer is sweet sweet O Y A K O D O N

>> No.21248980

>>21248928
>for reasons not entirely obvious
You're half pedo, maybe it's hereditary. Check if your future daughteru has a thing for shota

>> No.21248981
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21248981

>>21248929
>>21248934
Well, it wouldn't be much of a dilemma if I was into bigamy.
Although I suppose another solution would be shapeshifters.

>> No.21249010

>>21248118
Tsurara-onna and Yeti

>> No.21249023

Well guys, I know I said I was going to wait until May. However, I have gotten a couple of very generous donations since my last post, and I feel it'd be a disservice to all your efforts to make you wait longer than necessary.

With that in mind we will start the final donation drive for World Guide 3. Thanks to the donations I've already gotten it will be our smallest minimum amount yet despite the high estimated cost. In short, I'll be comfortable paying whatever extra amount it ends up costing if we can get another $60 in donations.

With this commission we will get the rest of the book done, including:

192 Sabbath's Activities (just a title to organize the articles that follow, not an actual article)
192 Invitation to Sabbath
196 Study of Magic
198 Fun Black Mass
199 Kedamono's Feast
200 Witch's Soup
201 Wine of Corruption

And of course, the page about Runya that I imagine is titled "About the Author."
PayPal isryodraco@yahoo.comas always

>> No.21249027

>>21248981
Doppelganger?

>> No.21249028

>>21247206
She used to be entirely feral and nude but now mostly wears oversized T-shirts, usually mine because it's covered in my scent.

>> No.21249078

>>21249023
Nice

>> No.21249081
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21249081

>>21249027
You'd think so, but they're more about mimicking one specific person, and if you love them in their normal form they... lose the ability to shapeshift at all.
I still don't know what's up with that.

Cuties, though.

>> No.21249111

>>21249081
And if you love all their forms than they keep it!

>> No.21249123

>>21246735
Here's a spoiler.
Squirrel girl ends up beating Thanos off screen.

>> No.21249132

>playing catch with your Hellhound daughteru
>pretend to throw the ball and she goes running after it
What happens when she realizes the ruse?

>> No.21249140

>>21249132
She gets annoyed with you and pouts.

>> No.21249145

>>21249132
Lolidom.

>> No.21249148

>>21249132
Daughteru dicking feels like the wrong term to use when your daughteru rapes you.

>> No.21249192

>>21249145
>>21249148
Pranking monsters always feels good.

>> No.21249193
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21249193

>>21249123
Bushy squirrel tail always wins

>> No.21249195

>>21249192
Even stealing a Cheshire's lasagne?

>> No.21249198

>>21249081
>lose the ability to shapeshift at all.
>I still don't know what's up with that.
The idea is that they can only shapeshift into the person that they love currently loves. So when the husband initially falls in love with "her", he's just acting out the love he already has, but with a facade. However, as the husband grows more and more to love the true girl under that facade, then "the person the husband loves" changes from whoever he loved previously to the Doppelganger herself. Since she can only shapeshift to be the image of the woman her love loves, and she can't shapeshift into herself, she "loses" the ability.

I agree it'd be more fun if she could keep her powers for play and shapeshift into a variety of forms now that the husband knows her true nature, but I guess that's what Nightmares are for.

>> No.21249221
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21249221

>>21248981
Foxes and tanuki are traditionally good at shapeshifting magic.
Perhaps that extends to their aptitude at the morphosis spells.

>> No.21249257

>>21249221
I'm a sucker for those Asian MGs with massive milkers.

>> No.21249259

>>21248928
>>21248981
Solve it by marrying a loli, you'll get the titty monster too later when she grows up.

>> No.21249262

>>21249132
>First thought was the cliche lightning strike background, the shocked expression and the petrification effect as her immature little mind is welcomed brutally into the harsh world of adults
>Most every other response is just "dick the daughteru lel"
This fucking place.

>> No.21249269
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21249269

>>21248981

>> No.21249278

Would you go on a adventure with your waifu when you first meet her or would you settle down immediately

>> No.21249295

>>21249278
Adventuring is way overrated, I just want to have a comfy life at home with my puppy wife.

>> No.21249301
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>>21249257
They're really nice.

>> No.21249302

>>21249301
They're lewd but the classy kind.

>> No.21249322
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21249322

>>21245633
How would fujoshis fare in the MGE world?

>> No.21249332

>>21249322
Unsure, educated guess would be they end up getting monsterized if they actually go outside of a town.

>> No.21249343
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21249343

>>21249269
Slimes: the most flexible type of MGs in every sense of the word.

>> No.21249352

>>21249278
Settle down immediately, let her become my tutor in the way of the blade, and let her friend become my tutor in the way of magic, adventure once every few centuries to exotic and unknown locations.

>> No.21249355

>>21249262
Well part of the issue is that monster girls already know too much to be “innocent” at a very young age.
Unless they’re Alices I guess.

>> No.21249369

>>21249343

Imagine sitting on a slime girls lap and literally sinking into it.

>> No.21249396

>>21249369
I can't figure out how they're supposed to feel or what viscosity or consistency they might have.
I do want to slap that ass and watch the jello jiggle though. For scientific purposes.

>> No.21249407

>>21249396
>I can't figure out how they're supposed to feel or what viscosity or consistency they might have.
Both of those details seem to vary between artists but it's mostly agreed that they have control over how thick the viscosity of their bodies.

>> No.21249435

>>21249355
They know how to suck cock, they don't know santa isn't real.

>> No.21249460

>>21249221
>Foxes and tanuki are traditionally good at shapeshifting magic.
why?

>> No.21249484

>>21249460
They're tricksters in folklore and that is among their techniques.

>> No.21249493
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21249493

>>21249460
That's just how they were always portrayed in myths.

>> No.21249526
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>> No.21249531

I want to watch Paladin-chan slowly become a Shoggoth

>> No.21249542

I want to punish my Kiki by tying her up and putting hot sauce on her clit.

>> No.21249548

I want to tell my maid that I really appreciate her and she's the best!

>> No.21249557

>>21247842
Basically a loli version of the profile sheep. Like this guy >>21248127 here.

>> No.21249562

I want my maid to beat me up and pin me to the floor!

>> No.21249568
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21249568

How much would it cost to manhandle a danuki?

>> No.21249571

>>21249568
One life of happy marriage.

>> No.21249578

>>21249568
I wanna wife a loli danuki, and fuck her roughly as money falls out of her tail

>> No.21249590

>>21249322
End up monsterizing real quick. Also their husbands would probably be bishie anime guys.

>> No.21249607

>>21249590
Probably kill themselves because all the hot yaoi guys become Alps.

>> No.21249618

>>21249607
>tfw undeads have a higher than average population of former fujos

>> No.21249636

Do shitposters still dictate what can and can't be posted in these threads?

>> No.21249641

Loli hellpups are for snug.
Just like loli manticores.
And Loli weresheep.
And loli hinezumi

>> No.21249644

>>21249278
Probably adventure, makes for more stories to tell after settling down

>> No.21249655

>>21249322
I have a fujoshit tenant who would probably kill to monsterize

>> No.21249656
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21249656

>>21249641
You just have to convince the first couple that it's snug on their terms.

>> No.21249657

>>21249641
All loli monsters are for hug and/or fug.

>> No.21249659

>>21249636
Yes. We need a purge. MGT has a cancer that cannot be suppressed any longer.

>> No.21249661

>>21249607
That depends on why they are fujos in the first place.

>> No.21249663

>>21249656
Of course.
She's the one getting pampered so its obviously on her terms

>> No.21249701

>>21249655
does she know about MGE?

>> No.21249726

>>21249701
yes but let's not talk about this, lest we digress from the thread topic

>> No.21249731
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21249731

>>21249641
Nap club

>> No.21249741
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21249741

>>21249396
>I can't figure out how they're supposed to feel or what viscosity or consistency they might have.

In addition to being able to alter how solid they are to some degree, I'd say how they feel would be unlike anything that really exists in the world, so the most you can do is draw partial comparisons. Perhaps something like boob flesh, yet more malleable and you can sink into it.

The most vital thing is that even at their stickiest they still feel pleasant.

>> No.21249753

>>21249731
The nap club snug meetings.
Everyones in a blanket, fresh popcorn is there, and a movie is on.

>> No.21249761

I Fucking love the idea of human women fetishizing becoming monstergirls or just loving the idea to become monstergirls.

>> No.21249782

>>21249741
I've always imagined that Shoggoths are more fleshy than slimey.

>> No.21249817

>>21249761
Are we talking about like, real women? Cause I've always found it gross when 3D women try to "be monstergirls"

Like Monstersonas, "Don't hit on me silly boys"

>> No.21249830
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>> No.21249838

>>21249817
no 2d women. Like the succupid story.

>> No.21249841

>>21249830
She might be the perfect lifeform, but she's smol.

>> No.21249843

>>21249830
I want to make her eat her own tailpussy out before she gets any dick.

>> No.21249855

>>21249741
>Sticking a hand and moving it around inside your slime waifu's body, feeling the resistance against it, squeezing in your own hand for no other reason other than simple curiosity
>Meanwhile she's just enjoying the feeling of it and finding your interest endearing.

>> No.21249858

>>21249830
She may be the perfect lifeform but can she see why kids like the taste of cinnemon toast crunch?

>> No.21249878
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21249878

>>21249641
Snug in this sense means cuddle/fug right? Because they are peak for that.

>> No.21249886

>>21249830
Does tail pussy mature to the point of useability quicker than normal pussy?

>> No.21249887

>>21249830
You're always horny, imouto. What else is new?

>> No.21249895

>>21249830
Baphocorehound?

>> No.21249899
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21249899

>>21249761
You can't say "consensual corruption" without "sensual".

>there's secretly a high demand for succubus nostrum and prisoner fruits as contraband among female paladins
>you can hardly find a single order barracks or seemingly innocent eros temple without at least one corruption dealer lurking nearby
>Even the ones that crack down on it have problems with people smuggling in parasite slimes and all sorts of other alternatives
>chief god approved weddings tend to have dirty "bachelorette parties" in secret where an incubus stripper takes home one lucky single bridesmaid
>your average holst farm, demon office or other monster business usually has a corruption racket behind the scenes
>it's not uncommon for aging retiree couples to run off to monster-friendly countries to start fresh with the help of demonic energy
>even the most upstanding doctors will often recommend lost causes to professional corruption docs as a last resort
>one way or another, almost everybody wants in on that monster action

>> No.21249900

>>21249830
She needs bigger oppai.

>> No.21249915
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21249915

>>21249641
Gentle, platonic loli love.
I'm almost like a father figure to these girls.

>> No.21249917

>>21249878
Yes.
Or just being comfy.

>>21249900
You could say that about many girls.

>> No.21249922

>>21249915
>I'm almost like a father figure to these girls.
Some find that really sexy anon be careful.

>> No.21249923

>>21249895
ushi*-baphocorehound

>> No.21249934

>>21249915
This is true.
Snug the loli.

>> No.21249948

>>21249915
Famous last words of man raped by a gang of lolis

>> No.21249956

its not rape if she does it out of love!

>> No.21249957
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21249957

>>21249838
I'm so glad that took off the way it did and people still talk about it. It was fun. That was a great thread.

>> No.21249958

I was thinking the other day that an alice who likes biting would be really cute, but aren't lolis too short to bite you during sex?

>> No.21249969

>>21249956
Yes it is dummy, the love has to go both ways for it not to be rape.

>> No.21249972

>>21249958
Biting is no.

>> No.21249997

>>21249958
Biting how? Like soft playful nibbles or full-on chomping?

>> No.21250002

What type of monster girl would you like to see next?

>> No.21250007

>>21249958
Biters get the ball gag.

>> No.21250019

>>21249899
I amnow imagining MGE approved living clothing doujins with pslimes. Thanks anon!

>>21249957
It was a great time. Wish we could have another one.

>> No.21250025

>>21250002
phoenix
hag
stand user

>> No.21250078
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>>21249958
>freakishly tall incubus anon has a really tiny, cute womanlet vampire gf
>she's full grown and as powerful as any other high-class vampire, she's just a little short, and a little stacked
>normally he's happy to oblige her but once in a while he can't resist a chance to tease his little shorty
>she gets horny when she's bloodthirsty, anyway
>when she gets thirsty she goes on her tip toes, wears super high heels, or even jumps trying to reach his neck
>a couple times she even angrily dragged over a stool so she could reach, rattling and screeching against the floor
>anon isn't allowed to bring up the time she set up a platform over the doorway to pounce on him
>every time he laughs and offers her his wrist, she pouts and turns bright red
>when she finally caves and agrees to drink from his arm, he picks her up and cradles her so she can reach his throat
>he can't help but laugh a little when she chomps down, she's so cute when she's flustered
>of course she easily could overpower him or hypnotize him or take him in his sleep, but where's the fun in that?
>no, that's just for the night of the blood moon
>they've agreed that what happens during the blood moon stays during the blood moon

>> No.21250079

>>21249923
Ushi-hellcorphomet.

>> No.21250089

>>21250002
Holy Shit fucking SHRIMP KNIGHT

>> No.21250097

>>21250002
A new slime.

>> No.21250098

>>21250089
I forgot about her.

Underwater Sniper

>> No.21250101

>>21250002
A new mist continent girl would be cool. I would also appreciate a new spider or bug type. Maybe an update to arachne's profile art.

>> No.21250118

>>21250078
That doesn't help answer the question.

>> No.21250137

>>21250118
Neither do the other responses. It gave me a cute idea and I figured I should link that post since it was related.

There is nothing wrong with biting. Love-bites are great.

>> No.21250142

>>21250078
Vampire hypnosis is underutilized in MGE material

>> No.21250156

>>21249958
>Cranky imouto Alice who bites you up if you forget about lunch

>> No.21250173

>>21250019
I thought about doing something similar with a horny monster trying to get her husband to incubize, but wasn't sure I could make it that appealing. I had a couple ideas for the emotional angle too but didn't know how to keep it from sounding forced. I figured I'd just let it happen when it happens.

>> No.21250179

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to learn all your opponents weakspots.
Ears, base of the tail, inner thigh, you must master them all

>> No.21250185

>>21250002
I want to see garuda. It would be nice.
she gonna be strong, very strong harpy.

>> No.21250196

>>21250179
What about chest

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>> No.21250230

>>21250179
seeing these posts every day is a big comfort, thank you

>> No.21250243

>>21250205
The Lim demands headpats!

>> No.21250247

>>21250142
>sweet, easygoing vampire 'hypnotizes' her husband for the first time
>does a total 180, acts bossy and domineering, starts ohohoing like a true queen of the night
>she doesn't know that she screwed it up
>anon is just playing along, waiting for a chance to strike
>she demands that her 'thrall' kiss her belly, bring her sweets, massage her, etc.
>he does as she commands to the letter, happy to dote on his beloved wife
>finally she orders him to make love to her, but he won't stop or slow down when she starts getting tired
>hours later she's a panting, ahegaoing, love-drunk mess but he still keeps on pounding, like he's taken a raging mushroom
>she thinks she broke him, and starts getting worried even as she climaxes for the 19th time
>then he kisses her, cuddles her and tells her to expect dhampirs

>> No.21250281
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21250281

>>21250002
Tribal shaman buffalo girl from the plains who's like a big, fluffy holst with healing magic. Also looks kind of like a h'orc, but with lots of body paint.

Big, meaty lion girls who form big, meaty harems. The highest form of chuff.

>> No.21250459

I want to take a whole lot of raging mushrooms and sticky mushrooms so I can fill a bathtub with my cum and let my MG daughteru bathe in it!

>> No.21250554
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Sorry Monstergirls. But I prefer and will always like and love my teacher waifu.

>> No.21250562

>>21250554
Then this isn't your thread and your post is off topic.

>> No.21250588

>>21250562
He presented it badly, but the idea of an embarrassed Haku in a maid outfit is pretty cute.

>> No.21250604

>>21250588
What about Crow Tengus? They're teachers too right?

>> No.21250618

>>21250604
Not him but i prefer big milkies so i prefer hakukami.

>> No.21250621

>>21250459
>you leave her lone for a few minutes
>yfw you come back and the tub is empty except for your daughteru
>her belly is a little bloated and she's all ahegao'd
>the drain is still plugged

>> No.21250724

I'm going to use tanuki incubus powers to become fat, bald, huge-balled hentai protagonist, and nothing can stop me.

>> No.21250755

>sexy old kikimora runs a hyper-popular maid cafe chain in a crowded urban center
>the waiting list gets so long that only anons personally selected by the staff can get in
>only girls with the highest potential [meido powah] get hired on
>thanks to old kiki's thorough training and meticulous management, the place has a near 100% success rate matching talented teenage maids to exceptional masters
>her top workers, however, have it a little tougher, thanks to the sheer volume of promising suitors
>tomboy ocelomaid who pretends to hate working there but secretly loves serving and doting on anons until they blush
>ochimaid who stuns customers with her swordmanship, writes heart-wrenching poetry and captivates them with her miraculous matcha tea
>adorable little white horn meido so cute she causes traffic jams when she advertises the cafe out on the street
>unbelievably lewd ghoul maid who actually makes several customers faint when they see her yawning mouth pussy
>motherly troll maid who can get any tough guy to open up about his troubles and cry into her shoulder
>HUGE griffon meido and her HUGE dragon best friend who work together like they're one and the same
>ditzy hakutaku maid with such delicious handmade cafe latte that her customers become full-on junkies
>sleek, state of the art automaton meidobot who knows what you want to order before you do and has an angelic singing voice
>oomukade maid so sweet and charming that she cures customers of their insect phobias and makes them re-think their preferences
>and finally kiki's adopted human daughter, looking for the right guy to monsterize and live happily ever after with
>your turn has come to get a table in the cafe, and all of the top maids have shown interest in serving you
>which one do you enjoy the services of? Do you have what it takes to be her dream mastah?

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>>21250724
Your flabby aging Tanuki wife is going to monopolize you dude
you'll never get to rape the slim young girls like real faceless fat men

>> No.21250818

>>21250763
Tanuki are masters of shapeshifting and disguise.
I'll just rail her "youthful" body until her stomach swells like a proper nook.

>> No.21250839

>>21249460
Foxes were said to lure men into woods with the cries of women in distress, to never be seen again. Naturally, because walking inna woods at night as a peasant pleb is a bad idea, especially in europe where it might mean being lost inna woods at night when you're significantly damp. Probably succumb to hypothermia more than any predator.

Combine this with the natural danger potential of a woman and it makes sense why literal fox women become trickster/shifter figures.

>> No.21250892

>>21250763
I wanna fuck that raccoon.

>> No.21250899

>>21250755
Has she got any puppies?

>> No.21250914

>>21250763
>Tanuki wife sets up a business firm and has you work "under" her all for the fetish potential
>train carriage all full of female co-workers paid to act like they notice nothing when faceless bald fat anon stands behind his tanuki wife in suspiciously close quarters, rubbing her butt as she plays the part of a fresh young intern before he presses her against the carriage doors and fucks her from behind as quietly as he can
>roleplays as your highly molestable assistant in the office fucked against/on the desk, pushed under the desk to service you as you talk to clients
>Owns the nearest love hotel so you can bust a nut deep in her cunt and leave her there twitching on the soiled sheets while you saunter off home in a bath robe smoking a cigar thinking about what to cook your wife for dinner when she gathers herself and comes home

>> No.21250915

>>21250755
I gotta take that Ghoul. I need a girl who gives blowjobs that make a Manticore tailpussy look weak and gentle.

>> No.21250925

>>21250755
So many good options!

>> No.21250931

>>21250755
I want to read all of ochimaid's private poetry journals filled with material she doesn't consider good enough to perform in public but is closest to her heart!

>> No.21250944

>>21250899
There are surely kobold meidos working at some of the locations but they're such good girls they never stay long before a master takes them in. Special pawbean maid service is one of their hottest menu items.

>> No.21250950

>>21250755
TWO humongous powerful girls? Of course!

>> No.21250964

>>21250944
>Special pawbean maid service is one of their hottest menu items.
I must know more about this fantastical service!

>> No.21250967
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I hope a bumbling Orange-clan Kunoichi gets her fat bottom stuck in a window when trying to 'assassinate' Anon.

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>>21250950
Multiple and large females

>> No.21250973

>>21250944
I cannot think of anything more pure than a maid kobold's tail wagging after being told she did a good job

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Stupid sexy succubi. Always giving me erections and things. The Buddha told me to get rid of sense pleasures for fucks sake.

>> No.21250991

>>21250967
Those big, round, jiggly cheeks will helplessly wobble against each other as she desperately tries to pull herself loose before he finds her, not realizing that he's on the outside, curiously watching from behind while she struggles!
>"N-Nooo! Stupid meatbuns, I knew I had too many! Uwaa, gotta... get... loose!"
>Anon is watching as she humps her hips against the window, her phat booty clapping as she does so, practically causing cracks to form in the side of the house

>> No.21250997

>>21250973
What about the look on her face?

>> No.21251002

>>21250967
I'd rather a Purple-clan kunoichi accidentally drool onto me as she's sprawled across the ceiling just watching me sleep all night long.

>> No.21251003
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>>21250755
NO SHOGGOTH NO FHTAGN

>> No.21251010

>>21250991
Orange-clan Kunoichi have been trained wrong, as a joke among the other clans!

But they are the thickest. Both in mind and body.

>> No.21251016

>>21250964
You get dogpiled by a big cuddly group of kobold maids with soft little pink pawpads, snuggling and fluffing you from every direction. You know those videos of soldiers coming home to their dogs? Think that but four or more kobolds in maid costumes, letting you squish their pawbeans to your heart's content while they serve you tea and cake. Very healing.

>>21250973
The doggy maids are well trained, quick learners and eager to please! Dalmatian, beagle, samoyed, leonberger and husky in sentai poses holding plates of cheesecake!

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>>21251003
What do you think Shoggs smell like?

>> No.21251026

>>21251022
Black licorice and permanent markers.

>> No.21251030

>>21251016
>You get dogpiled by a big cuddly group of kobold maids with soft little pink pawpads, snuggling and fluffing you from every direction. You know those videos of soldiers coming home to their dogs? Think that but four or more kobolds in maid costumes, letting you squish their pawbeans to your heart's content while they serve you tea and cake. Very healing.
Fuck me, anon I hope they know CPR.

>> No.21251034

>>21251022
She smells like SILLY!

>> No.21251044

>>21251010
They're both dummies and dummy thick!
>One sneaks into the rafters above anon's bed to assassinated him
>She's too heavy though, and the grate below her falls out
>In a panic, she flails while in the air, sending the grate flying but toppling her ass first downward
>...right on top of his face as he sleeps, shoving it right between her cheeks as she lands with a jiggly pompf
>She rubs her head and looks around, using her ninja-skills to get a sense of her surroundings!
>"Hmmm... looks like anon's room! Wonder where he is... I'll have to be prepared for when he gets back to assassinated him!"
>She can barely feel the muffled sounds beneath her thick bottom half

>> No.21251045

>>21251016
That's like, at least 80 paw-pads to play with anon, I'd be there for days!

>> No.21251048

>>21251022
purple

>> No.21251051

>>21251022
Grape jelly and madness.

>> No.21251054

>>21250931
>find ochi's book of forbidden poetry
>some of it is hexed to just say "for husband only!!" If you try to read it
>the rest is really intense, woke William Blake type shit

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>>21251022
Her smell is as incomprehensible as her true nature, only that you know it smells strangely and familiarly pleasant as she morphs herself to suit your tastes.

>> No.21251091

>>21251003
Silly anon. The cafe itself is a shoggoth. How else could they have such wonderful food made to order so quickly, and such a fantastic atmosphere? Not to mention the address was originally a utility closet in another business.

Just make sure to compliment the decor and maybe it'll hear.

>> No.21251094

>>21250915
>Nervously approach the lounging yet still proper super-ghoul maid
>She looks over with a sly wink and stands up, sauntering over
>"Hey there stud. What's a big strong man like you doing in a place filled with such dainty little girls?"
>She hooks a leg around your back, unashamedly leaning forward and trailing a finger down your chest
>"You look like you need something more... fulfilling"
>Then she does it, she opens that gorgeous gaping mouth and lets her foot and a half long tongue ooze out, wet strands of drool forming bridges from the roof to the bottom of her mouth, her insatiable throatpussy pulsing in the back as she opens her dick sucking lips wider and wider
>"Ahhhh hahn hahn hahn~"
>She closes her mouth, licking her lips and winking
>"So why don't you full-fill me~?"
>She accentuates this with a fierce grabbing grope of your package and a flip of her hair

>> No.21251105

>>21250755
Dibs on the automaton

>> No.21251106

>>21251094
hnnnnnnnNNNG
How long could a ghoul like that keep a blowjob going for? Cause I wanna go the fully length with her!

>> No.21251107

>>21250755
I got to go with the automaton, for I have weakness for a girl who can sing. More importantly I’d like to get to know her more and see if she creates her own songs during her free time. I bet those songs are her best because they come from the heart and are inspired by thing that have happened throughout her life.

>> No.21251113

>>21251022
>of what nature we could not guess, though we thought of decaying organisms and perhaps unknown subterrene fungi

>> No.21251123
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So it's said that Bapho-sama won't reveal her true name to anyone but her husband. Does that mean she's already married?

>> No.21251124

>>21250755
I wanna reward that white horn for doing a good job with snuggles and headpats on top of the salary she's getting, but only if she wants it

>> No.21251127

>>21251030
>anon ODs on paw pads and HNNNGHs one time too many
>enters cardiac arrest
>a pair of grelia-trained kobolds in little paramedic uniforms rush in with a stretcher and start trying to lick him awake, crying
>his will to live becomes so strong he defibrilates himself and becomes borderline immortal

>> No.21251130

>>21251123
No, she's just insecure because her real name sounds silly.

>> No.21251134

>>21251127
Anon stop, my heart in this life can only take so much!

>> No.21251136

>>21251044
>Word spreads about an Orange-clan Kunoichi who actually completed her mission.
>Members of other clans, everywhere go 'Tch.' on hearing the news that an Orange-clan beat them to a contract.

>> No.21251137

>>21251130
What do you think he real name is then or sounds like?

>> No.21251138

>>21251016
>>21251127
THere's no possible way I'd be able to leave without taking them all home with me, fuck.

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>>21250755
>>21251124
Little white horns are entirely too good for this earth.

>> No.21251147

>>21251137
Either something gross and demonic, or something unbelievably cutesy and embarrassing.

>> No.21251152

>>21251138
That's why they are always out of stock.

>> No.21251198

>>21251136
>Orange-clan hopefuls from all over head to her house to learn of her masterful skill she used to complete her mission.
>She answers the door in a bikini and apron, whipping up some cake (honestly for herself more than for her husband, Anon), smiling and bubbly
>When the hopefuls ask how she did it, she ponders and says she's not really sure...
>Usually, this is when Anon walks behind her, slaps her fat jiggly ass and pinches it, causing her to yelp and hop a bit, before she exclaims
>"Oh yeah! Uh, I just used my natural gifts of a body! Diet is key! Don't be afraid to throw your weight around I guess! I-I gotta go now!"
>The door closes, and sounds of a thick ninja babe being bent over a counter ensue

>> No.21251202

>>21251105
>>21251107
Fight! Fight! Fight! There can be only one!

Who gets to lay their head on automaton's lap while she strokes their head and hums a scientifically viable lullaby?

>> No.21251233

>Anon has godlike, magical power stored in him
>Doesn't know about it one bit
>Travels to the Demon Realm capital
>Armies show up to defend the capital
>They think he's there to challenge the DL
>Sees the armies
>Doesn't know what's going on
>Some brave, dumb mino charges at him alone
>Rapes him hard
>Everyone is confused, mino is happy, anon is drained

>> No.21251253

>>21251202
I want to learn more about the girl behind the singing. Like what makes her happy or sad, other interest she has, or even how she became a maid. Her singing is amazing, but I bet the story and personality she offers along with it is even more interesting.

>> No.21251322

>>21251253
>automaton was a discarded prototype that founds its way onto the black market
>designed as a combination learning AI and artificial vocal synthesizer of unprecedented quality
>mofu yakuza were planning to use her as a geishabot to lure in rivals and steal their secrets
>instead she got bought by the old kiki when she realized her incredible potential as a maid
>she's been learning and picking up tricks from all the other maids, and only just joined the main staff rotation
>troll was like a mother to her, taught her to understand and talk to people
>the little kobolds were her practice customers when she was first learning the trade
>dragon and griffon were her supportive big sisters, always willing to help her learn new tricks and get better at the meido business
>oomukade told her all there was to know about love and kindness, while ochi taught her to write her own lyrics with sincerity
>hakutaku could play all sorts of instruments and sing harmony
>ghoul supported her in the lonely times when her friend the echidna maid left with her new master
>kiki's daughter was her best friend and served as a reference for many of automaton's quirks and mannerisms
>they're all a big family, and love automaton very much

>> No.21251361

>>21251233
I feel like this could have been a good prompt, if you left out the last three lines anon

>> No.21251365

>>21250755
I want the rata-chan who obviously scouted out all the meidos for the kiki, she's obviously the hardest worker there, and deserves a good husband

>> No.21251369

>>21251322
That’s quite the story she has, thrown away but shined brightest thanks to the kindness of her new family. Honestly I’d be flattered if I could also become part of that story for I too would never throw her away. Plus if things went far enough, picture how doubly happy she’d be to see that all her family showed up to our wedding. Now that’s an image one could never forget.

>> No.21251375

>>21251361
Could've ended with him either bumbling his way to somehow defeating the army or him getting knocked out and that somehow awakens his power like Luka

>> No.21251395

>>21251369
>songstress automaton says 'I do' at the altar
>it's at the perfect timing, key and pitch to make your entire body feel warm and tingly, and only you could hear it
>her vow was an entire original song

I like this character. Please consider seriously waifuing her.

>> No.21251408

>>21251395
Good luck lifting her

>> No.21251414

>>21251408
Her song gives you strength, don't you know how bards work?

>> No.21251417

>>21246519
>tropical kiki.
She is pretty great huh?

>>21246549
Not as often as you'd think, she's petty light on her feet

>>21246591
I need some ideas, and of course more work for her

>>21247003
>>21246977
https://imgur.com/a/cMIh4hY

>> No.21251422
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Can any monster truly give the joy of awkward handholding sex the way a Paladin-chan can? Even the nerdiest of girls will still have that perfect monster pussy and lustful insticts.

>> No.21251423

>>21251414
She's also probably made of super-light future alloys and can levitate like other automata.

>> No.21251426

>>21251417
>I need some ideas
Hula hoops and grass skirts with coconut-bras!

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>>21247206
She's got more than a few hawaiian shirts, but when she would work she just had typical exercise clothes

>> No.21251445
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>>21251417
California Kiki!

>> No.21251454

>>21251422
tentacles

>> No.21251479
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>Apophis and her clan of Kunoichi desert assassins sneak into your palace
>They knock out all the guards leaving only you and your adoptive momster Pharaoh
>She tells you to run and that she'll hold them off
>Momster doesn't last long as you turn the corner down the hallway you can already hear moaning
>You don't look back as her words ring in your head
>You just run, run out of the palace and into the streets and just keep running
>By the time your legs give up it's morning and your in the slums of the city
>You manage to stumble into an alleyway and sit down to catch your breath and rest your feet
>Doze off a little and when you look up to see the Apophis grinning
What do you do Anon?

>> No.21251489

>>21251479
Endure the Wheel of Pain, become a gladiator, then a thief, then raid the towers of Set.

>> No.21251499

>>21251479
Don't run like a bitch and save your waifu in the first place, you piece of shit.

>> No.21251505

>>21251426
I'm liking this idea Anon

>>21251445
Think more east

>> No.21251509

>>21251505
...New Mexico Kiki?

>> No.21251512

>>21251509
Waaaaay more east

>> No.21251521

>>21251512
...Georgia Kiki?
mastah~

>> No.21251526

>>21251521

>> No.21251532

>>21251521
Close, but more South

>> No.21251534

>>21251532
...Quiqui de Habana?

>> No.21251536

>>21251534
Florida

>> No.21251553

>>21251536
Florida Kiki sounds like she'd go on a bath salts fueled naked rampage through the town, cleaning up every cum spill from all the public fucking going on

>> No.21251584

>>21251553
>Florida Kiki kidnaps lich to make master immortal

>> No.21251650
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21251650

Need more chill dark elves

>> No.21251653

>>21251479
Save pharaoh momster from evil snek

>> No.21251664

>>21250974
I don't like how fast her right arm shoots down to her lower belly, or how her left wrist rotates under her boob. It's completely unnecessary.

>> No.21251681

>>21251664
that sequence was relatively well animated for konosuba's quality

>> No.21251683

>>21251553
No way man, she'd just go run down the beach, or around the speedway

>>21251584
Turns out the Lich just makes me into a lobster, jinn style

>> No.21251703
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21251703

>"If only you knew how many dicks I had to suck and fuck to get where I am today..."

>> No.21251704

>>21251681
It looks like they did the sequence in halves simultaneously and the two teams realized as they met in the middle that they were going in opposite directions

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>>21251650
You come to the right place my friend. I shall commence the dump.

>> No.21251718

>>21251703
>To her eternal embarrassment, "Onii-chan" was just what all the greasy fat otaku clients made her call them
>It became habit and slipped out once and now her entire religious organisation is legacy to her whoring

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>> No.21251735

>>21251650
>>21251714
I don't really like replacing dark elves with tan chocolate elves. I feel these should be desert elves, while dark elves should range from various blacks and dark blues to pale variants and greys and light blues.

Though I similarly can't deny the aesthetic of chocolate elves

>> No.21251738

>>21251703
>>21251718
Fuck off retard

>> No.21251739

>>21251718
Poor little girl. And the senior members of her organization never let her live it down either.

>> No.21251746

>>21251733
delete this

>> No.21251747

>>21251733
pls delete.

>> No.21251748

>>21251733
Now that’s fucking disgusting, fuck off with that

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>>21251735
I agree, however people almost never draw them like that. I only have a few of those.

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>>21251746
>>21251747
>>21251748
I miss clicked the wrong image, apologies.
>You must wait longer to delete this post

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>>21251764

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>>21251766

>> No.21251770

>>21251749
I don't like how "drow" are almost always drawn in trash western styles. What do nips have against traditional dark elves? I mean it's hard to dislike what they've done with them, it's just you know. I want to feel like I'm banging a spider in an elf's body.

>> No.21251784

>>21250755
The sexy old kikimora thank you very much

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>>21251770
No idea, in all honesty. The idea of blusish and purple girls is pretty exotic so I don't understand why not.

>> No.21251788

>>21251770
No idea, but i prefer dark elves that still have white/fair skin and spikier armor.

>> No.21251797

>>21251766
Clothed paizuri while the dark elf maid looks at me with disdain!

>> No.21251806

>>21251797
Gloved handjob!

>> No.21251819

>>21251770
At least they get normal art. Just imagine being a dranei lover, but all of the porn fanart being futa garbage.

>> No.21251837

>>21251788
Regardless of whether or not the natural skin down is dark brown or dark black/blue, pale girls are always superior. Light dark elves need deep and open cleavage no matter what they wear, be it web-themed mithril chain or spider silk robes

>>21251819
I've seen a decent bit of non futa art. People do like their horsecocks though. Wonder how the phenomenon started, it's so widespread for something I haven't seen cropping up in classical art. Or did all the greek horse cock vases and murals not survive?

>> No.21251846

>>21251837
google priapus
read the bible

>> No.21251852

>>21251846
Priapus just had a big dick, not a non-human one. How does the bible play into it?

>> No.21251858

>>21251837
>>21251846
>>21251852
Please stop i just wanted to vent. I dont want it go off topic. It doesnt need to be discussed in this thread.

>> No.21251868

>>21251858
>Please stop discussing something I brought up for discussion
Lady doth protest, etc. etc.

>> No.21251875

>>21251852
those dudes that one slut lusts after with members like donkeys and discharges like horses etc

>> No.21251896

>>21251868
you guys are going way off topic however. talk about monster girls or fuck off.

>> No.21251900

>>21251896
This is some next level baiting he's done...

>> No.21251930

>>21251875
Huh. You know, Loki is a transexual furry who got impregnated by a horse. The entire milky way is just Ra or Amun's ejaculate. Why were people so degenerate back in the day?

On another note, people like to meme about Hathor, but no one mentions her sister Nut. Which is surprising giving the popularity of her Book of Nut.

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Cats are sleeping.

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>>21251930
>her sister Nut
The slutty cow goddess...

>> No.21251972

>>21251956
>Priestesses of Nut
>The temple of Nut
The only thing that doesn't sound appealing is Nut milk

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>Getting chased by a jinko
>Run through the jungle starts playing
What music plays when your waifu hunts you anons?

>> No.21251983

>>21251972
>>Priestesses of Nut
>>The temple of Nut
>sacred prostitution
>the high priestess is literally just an ultra MILF getting a train run on her all day

>> No.21252006

>>21251981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFHeVGjU2PE

>> No.21252009

>>21251983
>Get off from work
>Head to the nearest temple of Nut
>One of the priestesses there bathes you clean before you bust your Nut inside her a couple of times
>Free drive home because after a day of work and busting five loads in holy MILKF there's no way you're walking or driving back
>Unbeknownst to all the drive home is the real trap, the service like a revolving door of girls who quit once they find out where a guy lives.

>> No.21252038

>>21252009
>Loli shrine maidens eat the MILFs out to extract the offerings
>They're supposed to spit it out into the holy fire
>But somehow barely any cum gets burnt despite the endless lines of worshippers
>Eventually the priestesses have to start dribbling the cum straight into the fire

>> No.21252057

>>21252038
Meh, what happens after you pull a priestess into a booth and fuck her brains out is no one's business. It's the convenience that's the core of the fetish I think

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I want to see what happens when a salamander gets her first taste of a battle high
Like shes doing the one woman army thing and the she meets a guy that doesnt go down in one or two swings

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>>21252057
You can get convenience with any old sluts. I like the idea of the girls being super serious about it, praying nonstop while riding you and treating the cum like it's a holy relic.

Also
>Using ritual deepthroating as a divination method
>The phase of the cycle that you cum during tells your fortune

>> No.21252120

>>21252097
A story idea i had was a warrior mistaking a salamander for a red scaled lizardwoman and then gets a "oh fuck" moment when the tail ignites.

>> No.21252130

>>21252098
>You can get convenience with any old sluts.
Not really, you need something, be it an outward display of some kind of wealth or status or power. Basically your average incel would find even your loosest slut hard to bed.

I mean walk in, get some free coochie and walk out, not even a word spoken, names not exchanged, not a care for consequences, pregnancies.

A kind of convenience so out there and alien it becomes a fetish in and of itself, raw unabated and reckless abandon

>> No.21252141

Why talk about 3dpd garbage in a monstergirl thread.

>> No.21252165

>>21252141
Because it's not 3dpd behaviour for any one who isn't a garbage dreg of society. Consequences not existing is about as fantastical as any other fetish.

>> No.21252169

>>21252097
We need a milf salmander
One that does some bullshit fighting style like two spears

>> No.21252178

>>21248534
Back when I played Artificial Girl 3, I made a woman like the Dark Mage, this was a couple of years ago. She was dressed in black and lacy clothing that oozed appeal and had some nice tits and held a sort of big sis personality. (T-Type)

>> No.21252187

>>21252169
You've been watching Sengoku Basara agian, haven't you Beast?

>> No.21252202

>>21252169
>Buffstack dwarf with two shields vs milf salamander with two spears

>> No.21252208

>>21252187
...Maybe
Also Oichi might as well be a an ochimusha with darkmatter powers

>> No.21252210

>>21252202
Gonna lewd the both of them.

>> No.21252211

How do you deal with monster girls who have silly traditions and habits?
>Succubus must have you cumming inside at midnight every night to honor her ancestors
>Vampire drips your blood into a chalice and slowly drinks it while sitting on her throne every full moon
>Dragon counts every single gold coin she owns once a month to make sure none are missing

>> No.21252212

>>21251806
That's also good. Demon silver laced gloves

>> No.21252227

>>21251797
Then after putting it in her, her composure completely breaks and becomes a complete wreck. Turns out being submissive is a MASSIVE turn on for her.

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>>21252208
Her stage where the Oda remnants worship her as a demon queen is something

>> No.21252256

>>21252231
Isn't she sloppy seconds though?
I mean she is a widow.

>> No.21252262

>>21252256
Sloppy seconds is when they still have cum inside them.
The words you're looking for are used goods.

>> No.21252270

>>21252256
Bah, I still fuck her. People shouldn't have to despair like that. Especially given what happened to that version of nagamasa

>> No.21252282

>>21252262
>>21252270
>used goods
If the car still runs, might as well keep driving it.

>> No.21252308

>>21252282
>going for a used car when you can wish for a new one.

>> No.21252313

>>21252308
>not going for a nice classic car with warmed seats

>> No.21252324

>>21252313
>not being the first to warm those seat.
>not buying the classic car when its new.

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>>21252211
>One coin goes missing
>Starts turning the cave inside out trying to find it
How would you calm her down?

>> No.21252356

>>21252211
>>Vampire drips your blood into a chalice and slowly drinks it while sitting on her throne every full moon
>You're the throne
I deal with it by dicking her solidly

>> No.21252359

>>21252336
Offer to rub oil on her horns and massage her wings to ease her stress.

>>21252356
A Vampire's throne is usually one of their most precious possession and they take great pride in how they customize it. You'll have to make a good damn throne if you want to replace it.

>> No.21252360

>>21252324
>effort
>cost

>> No.21252368

>>21252359
>You'll have to make a good damn throne if you want to replace it.
I'm not gonnafucking hold a squat, I'll just be between her and the throne,

>> No.21252428

I've always had a soft spot for characters that speak in rhyme

>> No.21252434

>>21252428
Wonderland is the place for you then.
Would you prefer a busty mushroom or a fat bottomed cat?

>> No.21252463

>>21252336
That face.

>Everything is fine.
>It's only ONE coin.
>Everything is FINE.
>IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.

>> No.21252472

What are Monster Girls you could get away with calling FAT becaue it's true?

>> No.21252475

>>21252434
Not him but I'll take the cat.

>> No.21252482

>>21252472
Your waifu.

>> No.21252488

>>21252472
It is a known fact that all snakes are fat.

>> No.21252490

>>21252472
This >>21252482
Also Jabbers, Cheshires, holsts, orcs, and weresheep.

>> No.21252500

>>21252490
>Calling a dragon fat
Anon, think of her pride. At least have the decency to call her some fancy adjective like voluptuous or motherly.

>> No.21252511

>>21252434
that doesn't rhyme

>> No.21252514

>>21252500
That Doughragon knows what she is.

>> No.21252537

>>21252482
>>21252488
>>21252490
This was a test. I'm afraid you all failed. Please don't call your local cow, dragon, cat, or snake fat. Do you think a wock or apophis would appreciate the term? They're mighty powerful monster girls you know. You should ve giving them tribute instead

>> No.21252564

>>21252537
That doesn't make it less true!

>> No.21252565

>>21252537
If an Apophis desires to not be called fat she must first successfully step on scale without it breaking.

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I want to see the monster girl roulette but set in japan!

>> No.21252569

>>21252537
If I give a powerful Ice Queen a gallon of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream as tribute, would she take offense?

>> No.21252580

>>21252537
Your waifu is still a fat fuck, asshole.

>> No.21252629

>>21252368
>I'm not gonnafucking hold a squat, I'll just be between her and the throne,
What a fucking scrub...

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>>21252565
Sorry, scales are an outdated and outlawed mechanism due to being notoriously unreliable and giving plenty of petite monster girls very high numbers completely unwarranted, and breaking down often. Apophis is spared your tricks today.

>> No.21252730

>>21252639
If thats true then why do they get so flustered by them?

>> No.21252761

>>21252639
It's not like apophis-chan could even fit her fat ass on a scale

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>>21252761
Rude, Apophis is not a fatass? She just has a full figure! Just a tiny bit of cushion, really it's all just in her hips and breasts, that's not fat! Most monster girls are overly skinny anyways! Hedonism is hard work you know!

>> No.21252820

>>21252802
I don't like this guy's art

>> No.21252822

>>21251784
Next generation meidos when

>> No.21252828

>>21252802
She's FAT. So fat that the doctor told her to lose weight or there will be HEALTH RISKS!

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>>21252802
That's an apophis? are you sure she isn't just a porc who disguising herself as one?

>> No.21252843

>>21252838
Dibs on the bunny Orc.

>> No.21252844

>>21252820
Why not?

>> No.21252856

>>21252838
What happens if i slap a Porkers waitresses ass, Then i take her hand and drag her into the bathroom where i fuck her silly to the point she just starts oinking?

>> No.21252862

>>21252856
>she asked for a tip
>gave her the whole shaft

>> No.21252865

>>21252844
Rubs me the wrong way, I don't like his curves or his faces. The scribbling in the background is also very off putting though I get it's just lazy sketches

>> No.21252875

>>21252862
Probably a crime to bring her home afterwards as well.

>> No.21252900

>>21252875
>Probably a crime to bring her home
She's his wife now anon and he's just taking her home, besides it's not illegal to quit a job

>> No.21252903

>>21252900
i meant not bring her home.

>> No.21252915

fit girls are best girls regardless of species.

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>>21252915
I approve of this message.

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>>21250755
White Horn maid, also a great babysitter

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>>21252915
I wanna work out with a muscle monster

>> No.21252956

>>21252929
Looks like SHuten.

>> No.21252981

>>21252915
And you have to let them know it!
>Self conscious Death Wight/Wight Knight wishes she could be like the pretty and flirty social butterfly envoy Wights
>but all she can really do is raise armies of the dead to dominate the living and wear really really heavy armour and swing really really heavy weapons and protect anon with her unlife.
>And her time in the military has left her manner of speech perfunct and course.
>Her movements are powerful and direct, lot graceful and flowing like the other girls
>Despite having bigger breasts, bigger hips and thicker thighs, she's not as "soft" as the other girls either
>Hell, her sisters in arms actually literally used her abs as a washboard once.

>> No.21252983

>>21252956
It is.

>> No.21252993

>>21252956
Bufften Liftji

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>>21252915
Thick girls are soft though, and great for cuddling, squeezing, and teasing. Personally I think the fact that you prefer fit monster girls is perfectly acceptable, we don't all have to like the same thing after all. We can appreciate what the other enjoys.

>> No.21253084

>>21253019
Hear hear! This man speaks the truth! Body diversity is, unironically, a wonderful strength amongst Monstergirls!

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>>21252981
I'd love to have a Wight knight defend me while I cast harming spells to heal her. But it makes me think what spells a muscle Lich would use? besides fist

>> No.21253134

>>21253019
My comrade.
A mix of both are the best.

>> No.21253157

>>21253111
Probably aura spells and spells to increase her physical prowess

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>>21253157

>> No.21253217

>>21253111
Returning to your notion of healing a Wight Knight, I don't know why but I personally think it would be far more satisfying being a great support than it would be being a frontline fighter. Maybe harrying foes with a crossbow or acting like more of a rogue during fights, but really specialising in cooking bolstering meals, maintaining and reinforcing her weapons and armour, having numerous small quality of life spells at hand, scouting abilities, first air and minor herbology and potionology skills

>> No.21253263

>>21253162
Cringe

>> No.21253271

>>21253263
Your buzzwords have no power here.

>> No.21253290

>>21253162
This is the kind of crap you'd find on /monster/. Fuck off.

>> No.21253296

>>21253290
And yet I saved it from here.

>> No.21253299

>>21252915
Fit monster girls are fantastic, if I was to marry one I'd make it my main goal to ruin her abs with a heavy pregnancy.
Even better if she's a haughty species that's proud of their muscles.

>> No.21253310

>>21253290
pls stay in rebbit

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How about we change the subject before the weekend witch hunt gets started? I hear shortstack lilims are in season

>> No.21253341

>>21253296
And that makes it less garbage somehow?
>>21253310
You aren't even being subtle anymore.

>> No.21253352

>>21253341
>that's from /monster/
>no it's form here
>so?
Anon go home you're drunk.

>> No.21253359

>>21253352
Its still the kind of garbage you'd find on /monster/. Who gives a fuck if some retard posted it here in a previous thread? It doesn't suddenly make that shit any good.

>> No.21253362

>>21253339
Nobody can guess my Lilim OC

I'm going out for lunch. Hopefully the thread has calmed down once I return.

>> No.21253363

>>21253339
Needs a hat

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>>21253359

>> No.21253372

>>21253359
>It doesn't suddenly make that shit any good.
But enough about your posting!

>> No.21253374

>>21253368
>documentary on myconid mating rituals.

>> No.21253377

>>21253359
Your posts are the kind of garbage that belong on /monster/ yet you seem to feel fine in shamelessly leaking your drivel here

>> No.21253378

>>21253363
She has a hat it's just under her tits

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>>21253363
>hats

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>>21252915
I like them, but I never get femdom, I mean who would want a demon with high heels to gently tease you, then push your face into her abs, put your hands onto her hips and use her long legs to lock your head.
Heh, who would want that...

>> No.21253406

>>21253162
>facebook quality meme
>monster boy

>> No.21253414

>>21253400
Hahaha yeah.

>> No.21253425 [DELETED] 

>Shrinks you down to the size of a dildo
>Sinks her wet pussy down on you.
>Lets out a light squeal as you cum inside her
>Kisses you deeply on the lips as your cock is still pushing against her cervix
So cute yet so lewd

>> No.21253445

>>21253377
>complaining about garbage is akin to posting garbage
Are you retarded?

>> No.21253448

I fucking hate weekend threads. Why does this place attract all the shitposters?

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>>21253425
Forgot image

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>>21253445
I think he's trying to say is don't give the shitposters the (you)s
>>21253448
Weekend was pretty calm until someone posted some shitty meme and another anon mentioned /monster/

>> No.21253466

>>21253454
It's pretty clear that the one shitposter from a weekend or two ago is getting desperate. Let's just discuss comfy monstergirls, 'k?

>> No.21253477

What would it look like if your waifu were to dance you the dance of her people anon?

>> No.21253482

>>21253377
Still lacking in subtlety.

>> No.21253484

>>21253477
Pole dancing using her staff I guess?

>> No.21253486

Are you faggots bored? There's no way that dude's shitty low effort meme justifies a response like this

>> No.21253488

>>21253425
Pixies are so mischievous like that. One moment you're doing your daily routine, and the next, you're tiny just like her, and she has her way with you.

>> No.21253492

>>21253425
Why'd that get deleted for?

>> No.21253497

>>21253477
Lots of tail wagging.

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>>21253477
>Troll-chan shows me the dance of her people
>It's just her swaying her hips and shaking her fat ass for me as her tail swishes around
I'd ask her everyday to dance for me then on

>> No.21253501

>>21253492
Yeah I wonder why /d/tard garbage got deleted, what a mystery.

>> No.21253502

>>21253486
I just like how desperately he's samefagging and defending it.

>> No.21253507

>>21253501
Since when are pixies and fairies /d/?

>> No.21253509

Don't reply to it, that's how he ruined the thread last time.

>> No.21253525

>>21253509
>A guy's shit meme ruined the thread last time
What the fuck happened to this place while I was gone?

>> No.21253526

>>21253509
Eh, we're at page ten right now.
That said, he'll probably follow his usual pattern and make an extra thread in yet another poor attempt at getting us kicked off the board.

>> No.21253539

>>21253526
There are a whole 10 threads in front of us anon, it could be a full 24 hours before we drop off.

>> No.21253544
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Big muscle awoos!

>> No.21253550
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>>21253414
Indeed
I mean who would want to be in the dark, alone and hear that "clack" sounds her heels make.
Then the sound would intensify, when she comes closer and closer to you. The crimson eyes would pierce through your soul, she would spread her wings to be more menacing, and swing her tail like a whip to ensure dominance. With a smug expression on her face she would grab your chin gently and pull it closer and closer to her face. You would be only a few inches away from her face where you could see the smug expression would turn into a predatory grin, so you can see her sharp canines, then she would place a box in your hand and whisper: I made some cookies for you.

>> No.21253556

>>21253507
There's a rogue janny deleting anything and everything in the threads, even if they're not rule breaking. No one ever gets banned from it obviously since he can't ban anyone.

>>21253509
>>21253502
>implying your constant bitching and derailing isn'tdestroying these threads more than 1 anons on-topic post ever could

>> No.21253563

>>21253556
>reeee, janny is deleting muh shitposts!
Pathetic.

>> No.21253566

>>21253556
>rogue janny deleting everything
>only one shit image got deleted
Your story doesn't add up.

>> No.21253567

>>21253550
>spoiler
Oh my god she's perfect.

>> No.21253572

>>21253556
>>implying your constant bitching and derailing isn'tdestroying these threads more than 1 anons on-topic post ever could
Trying to shift the blame are we? I suppose you actually have an unintentional point, if we stop giving you attention then maybe things will get better around here.

>> No.21253578

>>21253477
My Dear wife’s dancing would be... unique, to say the least. Fungi are not known for their dancing, but she excels in plenty of other areas!

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>>21253550
There's only one option here kiss her and thank her for making cookies

>> No.21253584

I cant feel my magic

>> No.21253591

>>21253566
It's been going on for months now. Why do you think the shitposters never leave. They're not getting banned just their posts deleted. Get 4chanx and leave the thread open all the time. You'll see at least 20-30 posts deleted a thread by said janny. Sometimes even more. I suspect an overly sensitive regular here applied and got a position.

>> No.21253592

>>21253544
Too muscular for me. Also, that face is atrocious.

>> No.21253596

>>21252336
By giving her daughterus instead.

>> No.21253610

>>21253584
Then don't come to a universe where it doesn't exist you retard.
Seriously though, I doubt this universe would tolerate magical fuckery and would probably give any haughty Lilim with grand ideas a nasty wake up call

>> No.21253616

>your waifu will never keep your dick in a chastity cage whenever you're not having sex because she caught you masturbating one time

>> No.21253618

>>21253591
Then why aren't the annoying routine posts getting deleted?
The yeti poster and don't burn down the thread faggot never have anything done to them.

>> No.21253660

>>21253616
Chastity play is super hot anon, good taste.

>> No.21253662

>>21253591
>>21253618
Most of the posts I see getting deleted are the recurring shitposters. Oftentimes when an otherwise innocuous post gets deleted it's because that person also posted some shitpost and got banned for it.
It's enlightening if you go and look back at the archives of these threads and pay attention to which posts got deleted alongside which shitposts.

>> No.21253672

>>21253662
This. Shitposters are getting banned and the only people to complain are ban evaders and the shitposters themselves.

>> No.21253675

Don't reply, just report.

>>21253618
>dont burn down the thread
at least he has something unique to say to maybe start a discussion or something usually.

>> No.21253677

>>21253618
The one /tg/ post does get nixed. But I don't know, the janny is semi-retarded and a fag. You'd have to ask him why his deletions are sporadic. He never deletes the entire shitpost fests when they happen either, just chunks of it. At this rate though, he'll never get a mod position

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>>21253579
Yep
Also hug her, and she would hug back and use her wings too to close on your back technically forming a double hug, also her tail would coil around your torso

>> No.21253687

>>21253662
>>21253672
I can 100% guarantee you that the shit posters are not getting banned. Just their posts deleted.

>> No.21253697

>>21253675
He has nothing of value to add and just wants to post his shit catchphrase every day.

>> No.21253702

>>21253687
They most likely are getting banned, they're probably just phoneposting ban evaders

>> No.21253707

This is the Monster Girl Thread, not the Meta Girl Thread.

>> No.21253709

>>21253477
My loli Night Gaunt wife's dance would be only half the dance because both of us are incomplete if we aren't together as one.

>> No.21253712

>>21253680
God I love executive monster types.

>> No.21253714

>>21253697
You're the only one ive seen complain about it.

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It's Sunday, grab a beer, watch some hockey and relax with your waifu

>> No.21253732

>>21253714
Bullshit. Others have in previous threads, unless you're trying to imply all those posts were me.

>> No.21253734

>>21253719
But anon, I'm way too far south fro Hockey and alcohol makes my tummy hurt!

>> No.21253737

>>21253702
Just test it yourself if you don't believe me. Make a non-rule breaking shitpost and you won't be banned, just your post deleted

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>> No.21253740

>>21253719
Fuck you and your spiked alcohol, Yeti.

>> No.21253746

>>21253732
The first go to is to always claim that every on of a differing opinion to you is in fact the same person

>> No.21253747

>>21253732
For all the posting I do here I never have, and if it's such a big problem as you say then why are you the only one bringing it up?

>> No.21253748

>>21253746
Ah yes, the Psychofox defense.

>> No.21253753

>>21253719
>Hockey
>Beer
>Yeti
Shit taste anon. Sundays are better spent playing Autism Blocks with an anubutt waifu

>> No.21253761

>>21253747
Maybe you should lurk more then. I don't have a huge problem with it anyway, it was just an example.
The real question is why are you being so defensive over it.

>> No.21253762

>>21253740
It's not spiked but it is Yuengling, the best in the east

>> No.21253767

>>21253714
I do filter it, but at least it's repetitive enough for that.

>> No.21253769

>>21253719
>Posting a terrible person
>pretending to be calming the thread
Oh no you don't.

>> No.21253770

>>21253753
>>Sundays are better spent playing Autism Blocks with an anubutt waifu
>tfw forced to play on super-flat worlds because whenever you go on a regular one all she can do is flatten as much ground as she can

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Kiss your loli

>> No.21253785

>>21253784
If only.

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>>21253770
You think that's bad. You should see her reee when she sees a village with a fucked up spawn, or when she spergs out how the pyramid temples are ridiculous and ugly.

>> No.21253810

>>21253712
Well I'm just really attracted to powerful mg types, especially that "evil"-ish ones also high heels and thighs

>> No.21253812

>>21253770
What would a 'Nubis think about the latest update?

>> No.21253817

>>21253810
High heels are wonderful.

>> No.21253824

>>21253812
>implying she updated past the beta

>> No.21253838

>>21253770
>Autism blocks
Fuck off with your Ableist bullshit

>> No.21253850 [DELETED] 

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that to be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide.

>> No.21253852

Minecraft is for plebs, everyone knows that Runescape is the true autistic video game.
>tfw will never go PKing in the wildy with my waifu

>> No.21253853 [DELETED] 

>>21253850
Wait, this is too early.

>> No.21253857 [DELETED] 

>>21253853
Fuck off

>> No.21253862 [DELETED] 

>>21253850
Finally, a clever use for it.

>> No.21253864

>>21253544
Only closeted faggots like girls with masculine musculature.

>> No.21253873

>>21253864
and only furries like hellhounds

>> No.21253883

>>21253873
This. Fuck niggerhounds.

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>>21253864
Guess I'm a flaming homo then

>> No.21253895

>>21253890
Don't reply dum-dum.

>> No.21253898

>>21253890
Have fun Alping.

>> No.21253910

>>21253873
>>21253883
And yet, everyone here would drop everything to fuck and marry one if given the chance.

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>> No.21253917

>>21253910
Because everyone here is desperate.

>> No.21253922

>>21253910
yea, because this thread is full of furries

>> No.21253925

>>21253917
Correct.
>>21253922
Also correct.

>> No.21253929

>>21253925
This. This entire thread needs to be moved to /trash/ already, what the fuck are the mods waiting for?

>> No.21253936

>>21253890
Anon think of the advertisers!

>> No.21253938

and the sad fag is back

>> No.21253966

Not gonna lie, if Hellhounds were real I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear one fart through a walkie talkie.

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>>21253890
>File Deleted
What was wrong with it? There's no nips.

>> No.21253973 [DELETED] 

>>21253850
It's only through the dark can you appreciate light however. Putting down 3dpd = uplifting waifus. Not to mention the truth of the accusations. If you're gona optics cuck, I'd cut down on the pedophilia first

>> No.21253974

>>21253929
Good baiting job today, I'd tip my fedora to you fellow redditor.

>> No.21253977

>>21253971
There were clearly visible nipples you stupid Hellhoundfag.

>> No.21253984

Common monster girl pick up lines:

>"What does the color nine smell like?"
-Sphinx

>"I'd like to take you out for a drink. I'm rather parched,and I could go for a pint."

>"My eyes are up here."
-Gazer, looking away with the eyes of her tentacles near her crotch

>"Wanna make two of a kind?"
-Trumpart

>> No.21254002

>>21253984
>Come with me or I'll kill your family
-Yeti

>> No.21254003 [DELETED] 

>>21253984
>"Nigga you want some fuck?"
-Hellhound

>> No.21254008

>>21253984
>Rapes you
-Hellhound

>Exists
-Lilim

>Destroys your boat
-Kraken

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>>21253977
No it's pretty obviously part of the weird bikini thing Hellhounds wear.

>> No.21254030

>>21253817
indeed they are, other monsters cannot compete.

>> No.21254048 [DELETED] 

>>21253910
Speak for yourself. I would rather kill myself than become the cumpump of a niggerhound.

>> No.21254058

>>21254048
How's high school going?

>> No.21254073

>>21254058
Pretty good. I am on track to graduate top of my class.

>> No.21254077

>>21254048
i can't imagine how heart wrenching it must've been but you need to get over the fact that r/incel got removed

>> No.21254093 [DELETED] 

>>21253850
3dpd isn't important.

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>When you waifu can suck your dick, eat your ass, and make out with you all at the same time

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>> No.21254107

>>21254094
I want my waifu to stick her finger up my butt instead

>> No.21254109

>>21254077
He's obviously shitposting, but you aren't helping your case by using the vocabulary of bootlicking lobotomized normalfags.

>> No.21254122

>>21254109
just trying to speak his language

>> No.21254131

How do you prevent a Hellhound from raping you?

>> No.21254137

>>21254094
Wonderland was a mistake.

>> No.21254138

>>21254131
can't get raped if you consent

>> No.21254139

>>21254131
Get her to rape someone else.
Just be faster than the guy next to you.

>> No.21254140

>>21254137
Gay

>> No.21254143

>>21254109
you have to go back to /pol/

>> No.21254146

>>21254131
Rape her first.

>> No.21254147

>>21254094
I'm okay with all of that but the ass eating. Can't that mouth be used for nipple licking instead?

>> No.21254150

>>21254138
>Tell hellhound she can't rape you
>Can't rape the willing
>6 hours in and anon is begging for her stop
>Consensual sex turns into rape

>> No.21254152

>>21254147
If she's gonna lick your nipple with one, then she has to eat her own pussy with the other. Don't ask why.

>> No.21254153

>>21254150
weak

>> No.21254156

>>21254131
Simple. Just let her rape you until she is impregnated. Then after she gives birth to her hellspawn you just need to kill the baby and eat it. This method is guaranteed to get her off your back and best of all, it is completely guilt free since monster girls are subhumans and killing a newborn mg is no different from putting down a dangerous wild animal.

>> No.21254157

>>21254152
But why?

>> No.21254159

>>21254157
Something, something, Wonderland rules.

>> No.21254163

>>21254156
Undead exist, retard.

>> No.21254173

Facesitting is an art!

>> No.21254174

>>21254156
Holy shit what are you, a Yeti?

>> No.21254175

>>21254157
You don't wanna end up smashed up against each other inside a wall in the Queen of Heart's kitchen, do you? Because if you do, you're gonna end up with a cold, wet shirt underneath the waterfall as you two 69 each other in a love seat dangling from the ceiling.

>> No.21254176

>>21254163
How do you raise a body from the dead after you eat it and shit it out? Plus the act of killing the baby in the first place is sure to be a turn-off for any monster.

>> No.21254178

>>21254157
Wonderland is a strange place. For all you know this may be the only thing preventing the act from warping the two of you into the most busy, crowded section of Wonderland.

>> No.21254179

>>21254157
>>21254175
Damn you wonderland.

>> No.21254187

>>21254175
>You don't wanna end up smashed up against each other inside a wall
Every day, with every Wonderland girl.

>> No.21254193 [DELETED] 

>>21254093
t. seething incel

>> No.21254203 [DELETED] 

>>21254193
have sex

>> No.21254205 [DELETED] 

>>21254193
Is it too much to ask for some effort on your part?

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>>21254193
Try again, leftypol.

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PAWPADS
A
W
P
A
D
S

>> No.21254235 [DELETED] 

>>21254193
Why are leftie insults so low effort? Its just the same single words over and over, do they have brain problems?

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Ice ninja automatons when?

>> No.21254261

>>21254235
They are brainwashed NPCs.

>> No.21254264

>>21254248
Go back to /v/ you fucking faggot.

>> No.21254266

Anybody got an idea for a green text? Might do some next thread.

>> No.21254270

>>21254248
Fuck off /v/ermin

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>>21254230
Hmm yes.

>> No.21254273

>>21254248
Lets keep the western shit out of here please.

>> No.21254278

>>21254266
Lost guy seduced by a Dark Mage in the forest

>> No.21254281

>>21254266
Green text about a guy who doesn't like it when stuff is put in his butt but then he gets raped by a monster girl who sticks stuff up in his butt and then he starts to like being fucked in the butt like the little sissy bitchboy buttslut that he really is.

>> No.21254285

>>21254248
Frost is crap
Everyone knows if you going MK ya gotta go mileena

>> No.21254288

>>21254285
How many monster girls does MK actually have?

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>>21254230

>> No.21254294
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We always talk about ancient evils, but how about ancient good dragons?

>> No.21254300

>>21254285
Nah you go with making Kunoichi Scorpion and Tsurara Sub-zero.

>> No.21254301

>>21254288
Zero, now fuck off.

>> No.21254306

>>21254288
As of mk 11
Jade is a zombie (kinda)
Mileena
Devora
Skarlet i think, not sure if shes inhuman or can just do the blood thing
Frost is a give or take
And two of the new women are goddesses if memory serves

>> No.21254307

>>21253911
i'd drink that pee

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>>21254230
>Game Over

>> No.21254313

>>21254294
In nearly all medium good girls are always boring and flat, while evils are more interesting and passionate.

>> No.21254320

>>21254310
>A Yeti going for your throat
Even the Japanese know.

>> No.21254321

>>21254307
I would castrate myself with a rusty machete just for the chance to enter my name in a lottery where the prize is a sip of a Hellhound's pee.

>> No.21254328

>>21254313
There's a strange appeal to being with an evil girl who does awful things but would never dream of doing them to you.

>> No.21254332

>>21254306
Skarlet is pretty much just a blood mage.

>> No.21254337

>>21254321
Oh yeah? Well I kill my entire family for the privilege of sucking the dick of a man who had sex with a Hellhound.

>> No.21254346

>>21254332
>no dark mage that can magically control your erection via boodflow

>> No.21254351

>>21254328
That's what makes it hot.
also I'm the high heelfag, and I cannot even imagine good girls wearing them, they are just not fit for it

>> No.21254366

>>21254310
Big Yeti breasts are made for paizuri

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>>21254230

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>>21254337
>not sucking dicks for fun

i shiggy diggy

>> No.21254396

>>21254307
>>21254321
>>21254337
>>21254390
Kill yourself, samefag.

>> No.21254401

Therapy werewolves, y/n?

>> No.21254406

>>21254396
I would kill myself if it meant getting to drink Hellhound pee in the afterlife.
>>21254401
Only if by therapy you mean drinking pee.

>> No.21254407

>>21254278
Will try to do it then. Like i said it would be next thread.

>> No.21254411

>>21254401
Are we talking one-on-one or the whole pack?

>> No.21254413

>>21254407
Cool, thanks anon!

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>>21254351
Kikis come with them to begin with though, and they're definitely good girls.

>> No.21254422

>>21254411
one-on-one most likely. Unless it's an extreme case.

>> No.21254427

>>21254413
no problem! How lewd do you want it?

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>>21254306
I like mileena the most
Moreso after 10 redid her mouth to be a tad less baraka

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>>21254422
Either way works really, it's just that werewolves definitely have an advantage when it comes to extreme therapy for the pack reason.

>> No.21254443

>>21254430
Would you still let that mouth near your dick?

>> No.21254453

>>21254443
Well she has lips now, so maybe?
We talk about mershark and the occasional xenomorph/predator girl, its not that different

>> No.21254456

>>21254416
I like kikis too, but they are just too pure. Also I'm a powerwhore.

>> No.21254458

>>21254427
About average? The fun part is the seduction itself, sex scenes tend to feel a bit generic when you get down to it.

>> No.21254460

>Western game shit being spamming
Time to move these threads to /trash/

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>>21254460
Your desperation is hilarious.

>> No.21254478

>>21254453
But when we talk about those, they usually don't have spike traps for faces and have been anime'd up to be fuckable.

>> No.21254479

>>21254460
Do you really think spamming that is going to work?

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>>21254422
>>21254435
Secret Technique: Fluffy Cuddles

>> No.21254493

>>21254479
The longer he does it the more valuable posters are going to stop coming.

>> No.21254498

>>21254478
Fine then
Outside of being kunoichi, what monstergirls do you think the ninjas would be?

>> No.21254502

>>21254493
That's not true. This place has withstood far, far worse than him and we're still here.

>> No.21254518

>>21254502
How many artists and writers are still here?

>> No.21254521

>>21254493
That's exactly what he wants you to think.

>> No.21254525

>>21254493
How? He just looks like a butthurt touhou poster still obsessed with kicking us out even though we've been here for four-five years now.

>> No.21254527

>>21254416
Kikis can pull it off but high heels are a difficult look, too often it ends up looking either slutty or like a huge bitch.

>> No.21254528
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>>21254488
Disgustingly adorable.

>> No.21254530

>>21254518
Hardly more or less than there were before he showed up.

>> No.21254531

>>21254518
Not him but artists left for different reasons. Many got too big for this place, drawfags outgrow doing 4chan draws all the time and it's just just limited to monster girl threads.

>> No.21254532

>>21254518
Are you seriously trying to take credit for that with your low quality shitposts?

>> No.21254533

>>21254498
>Scorpion = Wisp
>Sub-Zero = Tsurara
>Reptile = Lizardman
>Rain = Undine?
>Smoke = ?
>Noob Saibot = ?

>> No.21254535
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21254535

>>21254518
I'm rewriting Viccy's story and still trying to learn how to draw so, I guess I count.

>> No.21254537

>>21254498
Scorpion: phantom or girtibillu
Sub zero :tsurara onna
Rain:ryu
Ermac: how does one turn a living collection of souls into a monster?
Tremor:gnome or lave golem, either one works
Smoke:nurarihiyon
Noob:dark matter
Repile:lizardwoman

>> No.21254539

>>21254531
>it's just just
I mean not just.

>> No.21254543

>>21254518
I'm still here, I'm just a lazy shit and haven't written anything in a year.

>> No.21254547

>>21254535
Fucking smug ass Lim stop being so smug.

>> No.21254550
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>>21254547
You can't stop the smug

>> No.21254561
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>>21254528
As is that. Why are owls so good?

>> No.21254567

How does your monster wife like her non-cum food anon? Doe she like lots of herbs and seasonings, or does she prefer more bland dishes?

>> No.21254572
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21254572

Also Nano did yet another thing

>> No.21254577

>>21254572
As fun as the meme art is I really like serious stuff of Victoria like this.

>> No.21254580 [SPOILER] 
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21254580

>>21254561
Because they are wise

>> No.21254579

>>21254572
Is he doing commissions still?

>> No.21254581

>>21254561
I get that KC really wanted to put her in tights, but I still wish we could tell just how her clothes actually work/get put on.

>> No.21254592
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21254592

>>21254577
Serious Victoria art really is a sight to behold

>> No.21254594
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21254594

>>21254528
>>21254561
Reminds me, Horz's latest harpy doujinshi was HNNNNNNG

>> No.21254601

>>21254577
Serious lims are good, but I like dorky girls more. I think dorky lims are super cute.

>> No.21254603

>>21254581
She is an owl MAGE. Thus the tight, must be made out of mana like how saphirette does it.

>> No.21254608

>>21254594
I bet Owl Mages are kuudere.

>> No.21254619 [DELETED] 

>>21254535
>>21254543
Fuck off

>> No.21254624

>>21254619
Fuck you leatherman

>> No.21254639
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21254639

Is this too thicc?

>> No.21254653

>>21254619
But triggering you is so much fun!

>> No.21254654

Don't reply

>> No.21254675

>>21254567
>Kiki loves all her food to be perfectly balanced with just the right, subtle blend of sophisticated spices and textures, and eagerly waits for somebody to ask her about her "flavor profiles" (nobody ever does)
>Shoggy hasn't quite figured out how to emulate conventional tastebuds yet, so when/if she makes food for herself and not Mastah it's a crazy combination of things that do not go together at all, like pickled milk or breaded broccoli (at least the food for Mastah is normal)
>Mastah has stereotypical bachelor tastes from before he met his maids, and has to sneak them as treats for himself so they don't feel bad
That house must be a constant whirlwind.

>> No.21254686

>>21254675
I'm concerned about how Shoggoths cook for their master. Taste aside, aren't they weak to fire?

This is why Kiki's are probably the better choice.

>> No.21254693

>>21254675
Going grocery shopping with them must be an experience.

>> No.21254698

>>21254654
Just not replying isn't enough, people need to report it numbers too.

>> No.21254703

>>21254686
The main body is weak to fire, (then again, aren't most things?) but if she transforms into something she knows ahead of time is going to be exposed to fire like a frying pan, that part will be fine. It's likely not a problem for them, though I think it'd be cute if they were slightly weak to heat in general and got kind of pleasantly lazy and droopy during the summer.

>> No.21254718
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21254718

>>21254675
They all sound so awful

>> No.21254725

>>21254351
That's heelist. Good girls are perfectly capable of looking sexy in heels. White robes with gold trim and wedge heels are perfect for good girls.

>> No.21254744
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>>21254725
>white robes with gold trim and wedge heels
I know what you speak of

>> No.21254762

>>21254744
That's exactly who I was thinking of. Nice work.

>> No.21254770

>>21254675
How did Mastah get so lucky to land Kiki'n'Shoggy? Maid sisters extraordinaire!

>> No.21254772

>>21254093
I cant say for sure if a woman would make me happy
But it would sure would be nice to find out for myself stead of wondering what if every night

>> No.21254789
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21254789

>>21254725
But they are still not as sexy as evil ones. There is a certain special charm about these evil mature women paired with heels. These things just go way too good together, and they are just very appealing.
also there is nothing better than calling these super sexy dominant looking evil women cute, and doing cutesy things with them and make them blush.

>> No.21254802

>>21254789
I agree with everything you just posted. That's why my waifu likes to wear heels and have long legs, despite being a Slime type. Bad girl confidence is peak sexy.

>> No.21254870
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21254870

>>21254802
I assume the heels are, ah, self-made?

>> No.21254879

>>21253610
why wouldnt it?

>> No.21254885

>>21254693
You can just imagine the poor tanuki cashier looking at the eclectic mixture of foods they're buying and desperately trying to understand what the theme is. Kiki and Shoggy both proudly standing beside their ingredients, and Mastah trying to keep a straight face as the tanuki stares at him in utter confusion.

>>21254770
That's just how things turn out sometimes! Though they're quirky, can be a real handful and don't always get things right, they always do their very best and are wonderfully loving maids.

>> No.21254894

>>21254879
Around here we have a thing called the laws of thermodynamics.

>> No.21254933
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21254933

Looks like this thread is done for.
Anything you want to confess before the next one?

>> No.21254941

>>21254933
I hope y'all have a nice day/night

>> No.21254947

>>21254933
I am the Yeti shitposter, and I WILL shitpost Yetis again!

>> No.21254948

>>21254933
Such dexterity

>> No.21254949

>>21254933
I have a lot of contempt for this prompt.

>> No.21254955

>>21254933
That anon who wants to fuck everyone's wife can fuck mine if he wants to.

>> No.21254956
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21254956

>>21254894
Mamano mana laughs at such quaint concepts.

>> No.21254958

>>21254933
I'm terrified of adding a new chapter to the story I left unfinished because there's nothing I fear more than disappointing the people I love.

>> No.21254959

>>21254933
I want to drink a hellwan's piss

>> No.21254960
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21254960

>>21254947
If it gets me more fluffhuggers I'm fine with it.

>> No.21254961

>>21254933
I want my dear wife to whip me with a demon silver whip! I want her to grind a demon silver heel into my chest! I want her to slam her ass against my face while she runs her toes over my shaft and pours more enlargening tea on it!
But only once and a while!

>> No.21254963

>>21254933
>haha hey guys post all of your fucking garbage in reply to this post
Posts like yours should be an instant ban, all it does it foster faggotry like >>21254955

>> No.21254964

>>21254956
And this universe gives no fucks about your fantasies.

>> No.21254972

>>21254955
I will fuck your wife in the ass until she leaves you

>> No.21254975

>>21254956
>Pic
What did KC mean by this?

>> No.21254978

>>21254964
well fuck this universe

>> No.21254986

>>21254870
Of course, she hold herself together and keeps her body tight and shiny. It's a high level Slime skill that is difficult to master, but satisfying to watch.
Sometimes when she is too top heavy, she teeters on her heels and has to cheat by using her hair as a third point of contact.

>> No.21254988

>>21254978
you can't fuck the universe anon, it's simply too big

>> No.21254989

>>21254933
I want my wife to rape we with a footlong barbed demon silver dildo.

>> No.21254996

>>21254933
I want to go to Zipangu with my loli wife and travel around to various pro monster towns trying out the various onsens because my greatest fantasy is taking a bath with and washing a loli monsters flat little chest.

>> No.21255000

>>21254972
Hot.

>> No.21255004

>>21254975
I don't actually know the context of that image, but it's pretty cute. She looks like she's awkwardly cosplaying with a prop. It'd be fun to have a story where some weak cosplayer/idol monster has to go on an adventure to actually save people, though I'm not sure if it's better if her travelling companion is strong or if he's actually just as weak as she is.

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>>21254996
Excellent

>> No.21255016

>>21254933
I want a big tiddy goth Dark Mage to passionately kiss me wearing nymphomancy-enchanted black lipstick more than anything right now

>> No.21255019

>>21254933
>posting this
>when we have stayed on page ten for over half a day
You should honestly fucking kill yourself. You actively degrade thread quality even in to the next thread by doing this.

>> No.21255023

>>21255019
Not him, but we're the last thread.

>> No.21255030

>>21255023
It's no excuse to make trash posts that encourage parasites to make more trash posts.

>> No.21255031

>>21255019
look at the catalog, invalid

>> No.21255039

>>21255019
I think it's only carried over into the next thread once in all the time it's been a thing.

>> No.21255043

>>21255019
>You actively degrade thread quality even in to the next thread by doing this.
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>> No.21255045

>>21254933
I had a dream of a zombie's head biting it's way up towards my neck. Haven't heard moans that lustful or passionate since the last time I had sex with my ex.

>> No.21255048

>>21255030
Aren't these threads filled with trash posts in general anyway?

>> No.21255049

>>21255043
Have you been to any thread before /monster/fag? Retards continue their gay conversations in the next thread constantly.

>> No.21255053

>>21255049
I've never seen that happen. You're making shit up to suit your agenda.

>> No.21255056

>>21255048
>these
Yes. That is why they should be moved to /trash/

>> No.21255060

>>21255053
Well I have, which just proves you're from /tg/ or /monster/ and just starting shit just to start it.

>> No.21255065

>>21255049
That's actually very rare unless it's a long conversation that was actually good.

>> No.21255068

>>21255060
Anecdotal evidence isn't an argument.

>> No.21255070

>>21255056
Keep samefagging that response, touhou shitter. You'll never get your wish.

>> No.21255071

>>21255048
>>21255056
Go back to autisming yourself to death vermin.

>> No.21255074

>>21255060
>Yeah dude I totally saw it happen, just take my word for it.

>> No.21255077

>>21255065
I was mostly just talking about anon's posting "well this thread has gone to shit, make it even more shit". That shit routinely gets dragged on into the thread for at least a little while longer.

>>21255068
This autism arguement was started over anecdotal evidence in the first place.

>> No.21255078

>>21255060
And I'm the queen of england now back up your claims with multiple instances. You claim you can remember it so you should remember the actual examples.

>> No.21255080

>>21255077
>That shit routinely gets dragged on into the thread for at least a little while longer.
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>> No.21255083

>>21255077
Proofs.

>> No.21255084

>>21249659
This thread needs to be purged from /jp/ desu. It should be moved to /trash/ so it can flourish.

>> No.21255085

>>21255080
>>21255078
>>21255074
If the next thread has zero mention of the drama that happened in this thread, I'll admit it as being anecdotal.

>> No.21255093

>>21255085
Now you're just going to falseflag and make it happen. I'm not stupid. I know your game.

>> No.21255094

>>21255084
>>21249659
>tfw no gf

>> No.21255097

>>21255085
Its pretty obvious you're going to do it yourself, faggot.

>> No.21255107
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21255107

Just stop being such niggers to each other. Keep /d/, /tg/, and /monster/ content on their respective boards, and stop autisming everywhere.

>> No.21255113

>>21255107
>reaction image
nigger

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