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Realistically speaking, which Touhou Project character would you have sex with?

>> No.21241633

you posted her

>> No.21241638

The better question is, which ones would want to have sex with me?

>> No.21241651
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My daughterwife Luna-chan, obviously.
Although I want to have sex with all the lolis.

>> No.21241685

kuso template thread

>> No.21241690

>Realistically speaking
None of them, because none of them exist.

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>> No.21241722

doremii chan iiyone

>> No.21241732
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The fairies. All of them. Also Rumia and maybe Kosuzu.

This guy has the right idea.

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>> No.21241756

for you

>> No.21241782

Reisen. She'll never be in heat again when I'm done with her...

>> No.21241886

realistically, none.

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Yukari. I also want her to lewd me with her gloves.

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If Byakuren was my mom things would be different around here.

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this lewd immortal

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I want to ravish Patchy!

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and with that i'll be making renko, solidifying my place in the 2hu bloodline

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realistically, nobody on this board would have sex with any 2hus
but I'm gonna have to go with hecc

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Well, celestials canonically have the best bodies so the choice is easy.

>> No.21242880

If we're going off the canon. Most likely Marisa as long as she doesn't steal my shit afterwards and just lie in the bed next to me.

>> No.21243164

You do realize not everything is about physical appearance, right?

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Realistically? Everyone on this board would be too busy doing... something else to even engage in a conversation with anyone, let alone the girls.
Assuming the best, we'd probably go after a villager instead of a youkai.

On another note, I'm thankful to Genji for the tengu clothes, also to ZUN for allowing it.

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>> No.21245695

Yes, imagine how good celestial pussy feels. No fanart or doujin can give this justice.

>> No.21246239

Realistically none of them cause they don’t exist.
Ideally, well that’s a longer list.

>> No.21246312 [DELETED] 

My wife, she is the only one for me

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My wife, she is the only one for me

>> No.21246925

It's literally wchc 2hu wuld u fuk

>> No.21246966

It's about the spiritual experience of fucking something many times better than best human could ever be.

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ITT: normalfags

>> No.21247916

I imagine Tenshi would feel the best

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>> No.21247957

have sex (with 2hus)

>> No.21247990

I want to fuck a lunarian.

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I would unironically fuck all the bunny cunny and force feminize all the men available in the moon if I had Armstrong's equipment.
Else, I'll settle with Tewi

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Just b urself m8, alternatively, learn some killer pickup lines like in pic related.

>> No.21252640

>sex with 2d

>> No.21252664

you forgot about taking a shower and getting a haircut

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After the events of POFV, Medoll, were she can control her poisons and give a good tender fuck.

>> No.21255980

She'll judge your cock size

>> No.21256413

Absolute madman.

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Just need to lower your standards appropriately

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I would have sex with Ran, only after our marriage of course

>> No.21260999 [DELETED] 

The ones that look like underage, teenage girls.

>> No.21261032

Good taste.
Kiddie 2hus are the best.

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No, these girls are ready to breed.

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Still good.

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I would realistically dump a fat nut of misfortune inside Hina for the purpose of creating an accursed child to raise together.

>> No.21261130

fake and gay.

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Ready to be bred.

>> No.21261198

By people other than her boyfriend.

>> No.21261204 [DELETED] 

Exactly. Slutty teens are the best.

>> No.21261207

VERY good taste

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Yatsuhashi, because she's probably desperate for attention.

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It's Pregnant Hina time!

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But will you raise her child too, after she NTRs you?

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You're implying I'm not the one she's doing the NTR with.

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It's not nice to fuck anon's waifu and NTR him, you know?

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Well, I'm not a nice person.

>> No.21261317

Hwat if he wants to be NTRed?
Wouldn't it be rude not to fuck his girlfriend's brains out while he watches if both of them want it?

>> No.21261353

pedophilia, haha yes!

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Having a relationship isn't realistic, but I feel like Meiling wouldn't mind being fuck buddies.

>> No.21261366 [DELETED] 

Oh look, its the brain damaged moralfag that's been going around and shitting up the boards.

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Who would want their gf to have sex with other men, get pregnant by them and even raise her child after that?

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>> No.21261734

All of them!

>> No.21262207

Realistically speaking, none, because I have no idea how to talk to/interact with girls.

>> No.21262722

Then why are you here and not talking with girls Anon?

>> No.21262811

You should try Kokoro then.

>> No.21263404

Because I don't know how to talk with girls.
Did you not read my post?

>> No.21263489

but anon, I'm a girl and you're talking to me right now.

>> No.21264612

I highly doubt that, and even if you are, there's a world of difference between talking to Anon and talking to a girl face-to-face.

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With the amanojacute ofc

>> No.21264944

Pregnant 2hus are the best

>> No.21265013

I'm sure if you tried to woo Kokoro then her dad and her moms would beat you up.

>> No.21265669 [DELETED] 

Not if you are an upstanding member of society
Parents only get worried and upset when it's some pavement ape

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