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Anonymous Sat Feb 21 22:58:11 2009 No.2122136 [Reply] [Original]

Top 10 Reasons Why Remilia Is The Made For Fanboys/Lesbians/Lesbian maids Version Of Edward Cullen:
1. She can turn you into a vampire. Edward turned Bella into a vampire, and in several doujins, particularly that hot VISSIONERZ one, she does exactly that to Sakuya.
2. She is frequently futa in doujins. Edward has a penis.
3. She appeals to certain demographics. Same with Edward's penis.
4. She has Mary Sue-ish powers. Edward has Gary Stu-ish powers.
5. She dresses goth-like. So does Edward.
6. She is frequently overtly-sexualized by the author/authors. Yup, Edward's biceps...
7. She shows up frequently as a favorite character. Edward has shown up in People magazine.
8. Her fans are loud and obnoxious. Same with Edward.
9. She holds back her powers most of the time, just like Edward.
10. I am a fan of her, and her fanclub will get bigger! Just like Edward's!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 22:59:49 2009 No.2122142 I just like her cause she's cute and like a loli version of Morrigan. I'd go les for her though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 22:59:57 2009 No.2122146 too obvious bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 23:00:35 2009 No.2122149 Top Reason Why /jp/ Sucks: This thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 23:01:20 2009 No.2122154 File: 268 KB, 480x640, 1235275280055.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remilia appeals to many fetishists

>>	Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF Sat Feb 21 23:01:53 2009 No.2122158 >>She can turn you into a vampire. Not canon Remilia.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Feb 21 23:07:14 2009 No.2122175 I had to google Edward Cullen. He would probably be one of those Nasu vampires. Remilia's power level is low.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 23:09:01 2009 No.2122186 ｶﾘｽﾏ

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 23:09:26 2009 No.2122185 >>2122136 In what doujin she turn Sakuya into a vampire Do want the sauce

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 23:10:41 2009 No.2122190 File: 182 KB, 635x873, 1235275841890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Twilight wouldn't cause so much shitstorm if Edward Cullen were genderswapped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 23:12:25 2009 No.2122202 File: 26.00 MB, 2108x1517, 1235275945971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I particularly like this one

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 23:14:39 2009 No.2122211 File: 58.00 MB, 2117x1517, 1235276079756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2122202

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 23:16:13 2009 No.2122216 File: 57.00 MB, 2128x1517, 1235276173883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 23:17:14 2009 No.2122223 >>2122185 Bloody Watch of Fate or something. >>2122202 That's kind of a SAD END one. Sakuya becomes a will-less ghoul servant of the Vampire she was sent to slay just because she was weak to moe.

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>>	Kuchisake onna !booHpq/Ids Sat Feb 21 23:23:11 2009 No.2122258 File: 109 KB, 466x572, 1235276591208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wtf OP. Also, wasn't there some series of comics that told the whole story of Twilight in a funny way?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 23:25:57 2009 No.2122274 >>2122136 http://www.mediafire.com/?ezmkayvxmjm Source

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 23:26:02 2009 No.2122275 File: 26.00 MB, 1070x1517, 1235276762979.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] End

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Anonymous Sat Feb 21 23:27:02 2009 No.2122284
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10 Reasons why Whites are jealous of Blacks:

1: We make better music. I'll take Tupac over your emo bullshit songs anyday.
2: We have more power. Now that Obama's in office, you honkies ain't gonna be hatin' much longer.
3: We're resistant to the sun. Have fun burning up every time you step outside.
4: We have bigger cocks. Face it- this has been proven by science. It's also been proven that women love huge dicks.
5: We get all the women. Like it or not, no bitch can resist a black man.
6: Our women are better. Aside from being smarter, you don't catch black women cheatin' on every goddamn boyfriend they get. Not that anyone would cheat on a black man.
7: We're just plain cooler. You always see the white kids pretending they were black, but you never see our kids trying to be white.
8: We're more physically fit. We can run faster, jump higher, and do shit you fat cracker-ass white boys could never even dream of doing.
9: We have more fun. Me and my brothers are always out partying, having a good time...while you pasty honkies sit inside, jerkin' off and watchin' your shitty Japanese cartoons.
10: Blacks are better fighters. All of the famous UFC champions and boxers have been black. And you ever see a white man that knew how to use a gun? Neither have I.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 23:27:13 2009 No.2122285 Fascinating

>>	Kuchisake onna !booHpq/Ids Sat Feb 21 23:32:03 2009 No.2122303 File: 63 KB, 578x636, 1235277123009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2122284 But you're the color of poop.

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Anonymous Sat Feb 21 23:33:12 2009 No.2122311

>>2122284

>1: We make better music. I'll take Tupac over your emo bullshit songs anyday.

Matter of opinion.

>2: We have more power. Now that Obama's in office, you honkies ain't gonna be hatin' much longer.

Yeah sure only the majority of senators and whatnot.

>3: We're resistant to the sun. Have fun burning up every time you step outside.

Enjoy your Vitamin D deficiency.
Evolution took two paths. Light skin is to absorb more Vitamin D due to less sunlight, Dark skin is to resist harmful rays due to more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 23:36:15 2009 No.2122320 >>2122175 I had to google Edward Cullen. He would probably be one of those Nasu vampires Except the only category he would be is Dead Apostle, in which case he would do more than just glitter in the sunlight.

>>	Kuchisake onna !booHpq/Ids Sat Feb 21 23:38:21 2009 No.2122324 >>2122311 >Our women are better. Aside from being smarter LOL I didn't see that part.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 23:38:21 2009 No.2122325 >>2122311 Way to respond seriously to copypasta, fuckhead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 23:39:10 2009 No.2122328 >>2122325 Read the e-mail field bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 23:41:26 2009 No.2122337 >>2122311 I can't believe you seriously responded to that. Maybe if you lurked moar you'd understand this kind of humor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 23:41:26 2009 No.2122339 >>2122328 I lol'd.

>>	Shion !U4ZKgLjqPw Sat Feb 21 23:47:52 2009 No.2122355 File: 36 KB, 373x398, 1235278072901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NIGGERS

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Anonymous Sat Feb 21 23:53:39 2009 No.2122374
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whyte people i hate u cuz
* 1. u all racist
* 2. u pale as hell
* 3. u fuckin stupid
* 4. u stereotype niggas cuz u all dumb
* 5. ur fat
* 6. u look like marshmellows
* 7. u look like gluesticks
* 8. u close minded
* 9. u jus straight up bitch
* 10. u make me sick
* 11. u all like fishin for sum reason
* 12. u all have dogs
* 13. u think u a good race when u aint even human
* 14. u look ugly as hell

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 00:03:53 2009 No.2122406 >>2122271 >>Belmont Lol

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Anonymous Sun Feb 22 00:09:47 2009 No.2122433

>1. She can turn you into a vampire. Edward turned Bella into a vampire, and in several doujins, particularly that hot VISSIONERZ one, she does exactly that to Sakuya.
/rs/ doesn't turn up anything for "vissionerz". Anyone know which doujin this refers to?

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Anonymous Sun Feb 22 00:10:13 2009 No.2122436
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Oh man, hold the fuck up i gotta find my favorite nigger picture! ahahah Fucking monkeys
Hey here's a reason why youre all such good crack dealers, we used to make your ancestors take coke so you would be a harder working slave, now get back in the field, NIGGA!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 00:11:39 2009 No.2122441 >>2122190 Nobody would know about it if Edward Cullen were genderswapped. It would have quietly joined the ranks of bad lesbian pulp fiction.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 00:12:05 2009 No.2122444 File: 119 KB, 480x640, 1235279525521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread sucks

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 00:13:30 2009 No.2122449 >>2122433 Maybe it refers to the one already linked in the thread you goddamn moron.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 00:13:40 2009 No.2122451 File: 46 KB, 437x468, 1235279620161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2122436

>>	Kuchisake onna !booHpq/Ids Sun Feb 22 00:18:29 2009 No.2122468 >>2122374 Ah! Your Ebonics is very realistic!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 00:26:17 2009 No.2122502 >7. She shows up frequently as a favorite character. Edward has shown up in People magazine. lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 00:31:28 2009 No.2122515 /jp/ - Where you can shift the conversation from vampires to niggers in no time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 00:33:25 2009 No.2122521 >>2122515 Aren't they just the same thing? "You steal men's souls" --> "You steal men's bikes"

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>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 00:36:15 2009 No.2122527 >>2122515 Next step should be little brown vampire girls. Sadly I struggle to find a suitable example.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 00:38:31 2009 No.2122537 >>2122527 Somehow I can't help but to think about a loli Blacula.

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Anonymous Sun Feb 22 00:40:14 2009 No.2122543

Remilia can't turn anyone into a vampire. According to her PmiSS article, her appetite is too small to drain a victim's blood to dangerous levels. At worst they'll be a little anemic for awhile. However, it was mentioned that she could turn a human into a half-youkai with her fate-hax.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 00:45:09 2009 No.2122560 File: 27 KB, 400x323, 1235281509490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2122284 you ever see a white man that knew how to use a gun? This man has.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 00:48:12 2009 No.2122578 >Edward turned Bella into a vampire Reported for spoilers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 00:54:25 2009 No.2122606 File: 371 KB, 840x1120, 1235282065943.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2122527 >>2122537 Only slightly tanned and only one fang, but that's a first step towards making the discussion on-topic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 00:58:44 2009 No.2122625 >>2122578 Hopefully no one in /jp/ cares in the least.

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