Monster Girl Thread

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Sleepy lolis.

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Impregnate the biggies

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Maids are olives!

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Lolis are asleep, post big girls. Black and purple make for a sexy combo.

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Why are dark mages so irredeemably lewd?

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Big girls with bigger busts!

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>>21186468

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Oh no! An assassin has entered your chambers on the one night you gave off to your bodyguards! How will you preserve your precious bodily fluids now?

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>>21186504
So where did it come from?

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>>21186555
Ninjas can't touch you if you're on fire

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>>21186555
By stealing her fluids first

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>>21186564
I'm not sure that's entirely accurate

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>>21186564
Oh, I see how it is. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't fucking miss that webcomic.

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>>21186555
By saving up my fluids in preparation for this night so I have enough to render her comatose.

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>>21186504
It's their thing. That's why they're the best.

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>>21186464
>>21183704
Loli glacies is meant to be protected

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>>21186504
They need to make up for being the ultimate cosplay-tier somehow.

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Oh man do I love Wendigos! Especially big and meaty ones!

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>>21186766
Awafufufuawafufuwawa

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I have this strange and sudden urge to shove my arm all the way up a manticore's tail, to my shoulder.

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>>21186753
I want to see a genki Glacies

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>>21186795
This is gonna end up like the earfluff thing, isn't it?

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>>21186807
I'm not sure what you're on about.

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>>21186815

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>>21186848
Hmmm. I don't think it works like that.

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Here's what might be a different sort of question, what eye colors for a monster girl do you prefer? For me its got to be golden or red. Yellow is my favorite color and quite noble-looking, and red of course is super imposing. I could get lost staring into either color.

And as an aside, slit pupils or round pupils? I find nothing wrong with round, but slit pupils are just so exotic and a bit intimidating.

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>>21186898
Purple.

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impregnate the foxes

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>>21186898
Sapphire blue and amethyst purple.
Color of my favorite gemstone.

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>>21186898
1) Black Sclera + Literally any color
2) Crazy yandere spiral eyes
3) Shog glow eyes

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>>21186898
Small, flat lolis with red eyes and either black or white hair in a hime cut.

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>>21186928
You have attracted the attention of a titania.

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>>21186989
>Titania-san drinks holst milk every day
>says it gives her strong bones
>but you can tell it’s more giving her bigger breasts
>it’s giving someone a strong ‘bone’, that’s for sure

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>>21186989
>Titania hears from her fairy friends that anon likes the same color of eyes as hers.
>She sends them to invite him to her realm
>When he gets there she challenges him to a staring contest.

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We need beach monsters selling coconut water

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>>21187098
>By borrowing the power of the monsters of the oceans they've established swimming beaches that can be enjoyed by families, and are also great spots for men to meet monsters in swimsuits.

I'm now imagining beach monsters hosting seminars on the best places on a given beach to lay out and pose for visiting men, the best times to make sure the sun hits their bodies just right, the best poses for a given body type, etc.

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>>21186506
I love big pillowy breasts i can just shove my face into.

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>>21186898
>Blue
>Horizontal slit.
It can drive a man mad.

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>>21187118
Especially when at face height

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>>21187124
They are good at any height for me, but i will admit face height is pretty great.

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>>21187130
Well, standing paizuri or face height are great so long as the breasts are very, very large

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>>21187152
Exactly anon.

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>>21187118
Even better when they can be used for communication?

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>>21186898
I guess I like darker eye colors. Something like dark-brown or black is nice.

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>>21187190
That is true. I love the fact that holstaurs do that. I just want to have a holstaur continue to get more and more firm with squishing her breasts to my body as i preted to ignore her advances.

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>>21187202
You continue to ignore her until her patience reaches its limit, and then right before she forces herself on you, you turn the tables and have sex. Something like that?

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>>21187228
Yeah basically. Hopefully she also starts releasing some loud moos as you fuck her as well.

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>>21187190
Nu-Holst is so comforting looking. She just wants you to press your head in and drink deep while she gently rubs your scalp.

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>>21187275
And when you're done, she'll bury your head in her chest and hug you close.

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>>21187190
>>21187275
Not only that, but if you look at her lips, they're slightly pursed, and when combined with her overall expression, it gives a sense that she's just waiting for you in anticipation for what's to come, something lewd.

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>>21187294
Complete with ‘good jobs’ and ‘thank yous’ and soft moos?

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Gremlins are for _____

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>>21187300

Of course.

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Lesser succus are like DIY kits for demonic wives

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>>21186474
Okay

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>>21187297
So sitting lotus position with her in your lap gently riding you naked while you drink from her chest?
I can see why some places say cows are holy, because holy cow that sounds pleasant.
>>21187310
She and all Holstaurs should be proud of their relaxing pillows useful in so many areas of life.

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>>21187300
Muh fucking dick. Holstaurs are such cuties.

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moo

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>>21187344
Looking at her eyes is fucking with my head.

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>>21187353
dairy based hypnotism perhaps

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>>21187342
It’s very easy to see how one needs to be a strong and strong willed man to run a Holst farm, since the allure of just sleeping in a big pile of mooing cuties all day rather than get any work done is very hard to resist.

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>>21187359
>smol cow!
>BEEEG COOW
>shy cow
>Sexy Cow~
>Ojou Cow
Which one, which one...

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>>21187359
good theory, but they really only need their tits to do that to me.
Also nice cow selection.

>>21187363
Yeah. Probably would have to have a taku and/or minotaur to at least get you and the holsts to do actual work.

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>>21186779
Remember! awawa kids grow up to be ara~ara~ adults!

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>>21187121
Got an example?

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>>21187382
>good theory, but they really only need their tits to do that to me.
>bovine girls develop hypnotism
>use it on you
>you wake up in a barn stall on a pile of hay chained up naked and a sore pelvis

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>>21187363
I'd think the build up of milk in their breasts would be sufficient motivation to make sure you milked them regularly. Would just have to make sure that you have a bucket nearby to store extra instead of drinking or wasting it all.

The "holstaur dairy cow association" may come after you too if you aren't contributing to meeting the high demand for holstaur milk.

>In this way, it takes time and effort to produce holstaur milk, and it is problematic since there are only a limited number of people who can milk their breasts, so production in a large-scale farm is impossible, and most production is handled by individual farms. In order to stabilize the supply henceforth, the holstaur milk industry is very busy with the task of procuring husbands for the holstaurs and encouraging breeding.

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>>21187395
>The "holstaur dairy cow association" may come after you too if you aren't contributing to meeting the high demand for holstaur milk.
>they just send 2 or 3 very large minotaurs to bully you

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>>21187091
>Lean over and kiss her during the contest
>She blinks but when she opens her eyes she has heart pupils

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>>21187392
Only on goat eyes, but that'd be offtopic.

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>>21187377
Yes

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>>21187394
how Sexy!

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>>21187400
Nah. Goats

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>>21187400
>The minotaurs decide to "help" increase production. Knowing that only your hands will work to bring out the milk, one grabs your hands from behind and makes you milk your holstaur wife until you're exhausted.

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>>21187401
>Fairies and Pixies resting while buried in Titania’s huge cleavage slot
Oddly adorable. Make sure to check before groping her though.

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>>21187434
>ywn be bullied by ultra horny chocolate goats
i wish the sun would explode and kill us all

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>>21187434
Thankfully that specific scenario won't work in the MGE. The below focuses on other men, but also notes that the "not very effective" aspect applies to more than them.

>After obtaining a husband, the quality of a holstaur's milk improves tremendously. Even if her breasts are rubbed by someone other than her husband, she won't be able to get very much pleasure out of it, so when milked by someone other than her husband, the quality of the milk will plummet, and far less will be produced. In fact, in some cases, milk won't even come out at all.

>Of course, it's no good with a man other than their husband. Even in the case of using the kind of milking device used on ordinary dairy cows, delicious milk can't be squeezed out. Furthermore, holstaurs hate having their breasts rubbed by men other than their husband, and it can lead to a huge amount of stress. In the case of milking a holstaur, it must always be done with love by her husband's hands.

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>>21187435
I’m imagining them as twins with heavy Austrian accents for some reason.
Olga and Helga, Minotaur Milk Enforcers for the Happy Cow Association. Ja.

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>>21187435
>pressed between to cows
imagine...….

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>>21187435
>Wife and you getting bullied by mino enforcers.
how lewd.

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>>21187401
And that how Anon became the king of faeries

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>>21187445
The goats are there to observe, advise, and coerce. You still have to do the milking yourself.

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>>21187447
They take great pride in their work, always reminding their targets how thankful they should be that they can be milked and drink milk whenever they want. After all, there are still so many unwed holstaurs and men searching for holstaur wives that they have yet to meet.

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>>21187454
I shall be the cow king

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moo with a minigun

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>>21187447
>>21187454
>>21187457
>relaxing in the living room, but your Holst wife is fidgeting in her chair, her overfilled breasts audibly sloshing as she can’t get comfy, with you oblivious to her plight
>suddenly the door is kicked open by a hoof, two massive bronze skinned and muscle-rippling Minotaurs stomping in, making your wife yelp and squirt a bit of milk
>”Hallo. Ve are with the Association. Mine name is Helga.”
>”Und I am Olga.”
>”Ve have received reports of a lack of milk contribution from this address.”
>”Ve will now ensure proper compliance.”
>before you can do anything, one of them grabs you by the arm, her huge hand easily wrapping around it and dragging you over to your wife who has been grabbed by the other mino
>your wife is turned around, her head unintentionally squished against the mino’s breasts as she’s backed up into you and a bucket is placed below her front
>you meanwhile are pressed forward from the mino behind you, your own head squashed against her underboob and the back of your wife’s head as your hands are forced up and around your wife to her now bare breasts
>”Begin with ze milking. Do it naow.”
>they sandwich you together, and all the squishing and squeezing and overwhelming amount of breast flesh touching you at once makes you erect enough to be digging into your wife’s back
>as you squeeze her tits of their milky reserves, she starts mooaning in response, in turn grinding her rear against you as you start humping at her
>tearing your pants off and hers to get access, you don’t even realize that the two mino enforcers have backed off, as you’re too busy squeezing your wife dry while doing her from behind
>finally, you both climax together, and before you can even enjoy the afterglow, the minos pick up the now full tanker of milk and head to the door
>”This concludes your scheduled association enforcement.”
>”Do not make us come back here again.”
>”Guten tag.”
>”Ja.”
>they leave, leaving you and your wife panting, confused, yet satisfied

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>>21187546
Shhhhh, Holst-chan is sleeping...

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>>21187523
>mooaning

Its a pun and yet I love it.

Also always gratifying when ideas I play a part in end up inspiring a greentext.

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>>21187546
I'm gonna wake her up!

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>>21187579
Do it! Holsts are lazy lumps! Left to themselves they'd just eat, sleep, and fuck. They should learn a good work ethic like some other girls.

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>>21187579
Why?

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>brown haired swiss brown holst
>long red haired Scottish highland holst in a tartan
>hot tempered greek minotaur
>tall dark skinned ankole watusi minotaur with world record horns
>humble midwestern holstien holst who likes state fairs
>dainty normande french holst
>pamperd wagyu holst
>big castillian fighting mino with lots of scars
and so many more possibilities........

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>>21187597
I’d only get with an ant girl if she was INSANELY muscled and big. But I would then. It’s just to offset my creeped-out factor.

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>>21187598
I want to see what cow tipping is like for holsts.

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>>21187619
>they just tip on top of you

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>>21187621

>She still sleeps, smiling now, and hugs you like a Daki.

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>>21187621
>just the tip

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>>21187523
good job anon.

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>>21187523
I want those big beefers

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>>21187523
Damn, and just when you think that getting married keeps you safe from monstergirl harassment.

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>>21187308
Calibrations

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What the most worrying/sexually exciting thing to come home to?

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>>21187913
Entire house electrified due to your raiju waifu waiting for you has she masturbates furiously.

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>>21187913
Turns out the lair is now completely sound-proof.

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>>21187913
A vampire handing you garlic and saying you're cooking tonight
A holstaur breaking heavy as her tits leak
Being held a knifepoint by a demon silver kunai

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>>21187913
Leaving your Shog wife for work in the morning and coming home to two Shog wives.

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>>21188048
Does work involve getting hammered with the boys afterwards?

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>>21187913
When the waifu has gone feral from sexual frustration and loneliness. I was only gone for a hour but she doesn't like when I leave the cabin. This reminds me I should get her drawn up like that.

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Today I have been blessed with the completion of this slightly embarrassed wife wearing seifuku commission
http://twitter.com/annueart/status/1118571974954033152

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>>21187913
Walking in the door and noticing soft padding on most of the floors of the house. Then hearing a low growl right in your ear.

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>>21188113
Gazer, your clothes are too small. That is not optimal clothing. Get bigger clothing, Gazer.

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>>21187913
>Empty bottle of fertility boosters on the ground

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They flip off stray kittens when they think no one is looking.

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>>21188048
>come home to a dark house, even though the sun is still up
>lights don't work for some reason
>confused, you call out to your beloved maid wondering what the whole haunted house thing is for
>ask if something's wrong
>"Silly~" gets whispered in each ear as the door swings shut behind you

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>>21188125
Clothes that are a little too small are good

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>>21187521
Battle Cattle!

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>>21188125
>>21188214
Does Gazer really need clothes?

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>>21187608
I would love to see an ankole watusi hakutaku.

>meet your arranged bride
>she has rich brown skin the color of coffee with very long, perfectly maintained black hair
>wears a beautifully intricate dress laden with gold and silk, designed in a way that reveals nothing but you easily can feel her skin beneath
>she has long horizontal horns with little charms hanging from the tips, they tend to jingle when she starts talking about something she has passion for
>smells very spicy and exciting, luxurious and rich
>the smell gets stronger when she dances or plays the sitar, which is often
>she's also huge, and will walk over to pin you down or back you into a corner whenever she feels like being 'worshipped'
>she could teach you just about anything, but likes to focus on 'matters of husband and wife'

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>>21188135
The kittens think her fluffy paw finger is a toy and attack it

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>>21187913
Coming home to a dark and empty house, but you can faintly hear your waifu's giggle coming from somewhere inside.

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Tall Pharaohs.

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>>21187608
>>pamperd wagyu holst

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>>21188254
Desert Royalty!

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>>21186898
Red eyes without a doubt. Its exotic and slightly intimidating, and the only thing better is if they are glowing slightly.

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>>21188263
Noble and regal!

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>>21188113
So when is she going to wear her new trench coat?

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>fluffy Yakutian russian far east holst
>Texas/Oklahoma Longhorn Mino
>Welsh black holst who compliments weresheep
>big!big! beefalo mino!
>muscled belgian blue body builder holst
>prim and proper english shorthorn holst
>gold skinned indian brahmin holst who insists on being worshipped

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>>21188113
Bully the mojo Gazer kohai.

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>>21188271
I want to show the whole kingdom how noble the pharaoh is in bed

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>>21188263
Praise Osiris! Such wide hips are sure to produce healthy heirs!

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>All these cow variants.
So many choices! How am i supposed to choose!

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>>21188319
They pick you.

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>>21188254
>>21188271
Turned into a mere sex slave for a superior grep snek and her hubby

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>>21188345
Scary

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>>21188319
County fairs are a good place to look

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>>21188345
The big ones can pick you up and take you into the barn.

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>>21188345
I am fine with that. What type of cow would br shortstacks? I hope i get picked by that one.

>>21188357
Good idea anon.

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>>21188368

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>>21188362
Sounds nice, nothing like getting cavewoman carried.

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>>21188362
bet you lots of interesting things happen at the barn

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Really concerned these cows are gonna gush over me until I'm just a pile of mush.

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>>21188390
Gonna get MooSnoo’d

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>>21188378
Whats it say and she doesnt look short enough. I want a cow thats at most 3’10”.

>>21188381
I prefer prince carried but thats just me.

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>Oi oi, get back to work.

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>>21188421
Tsuncows are cute.

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>>21188390
they gonna turn y to mush, add sugar and milk and make ya into oatmeal, then eat ya up!

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>>21188421
I'm gonna somehow get her to slack off too.

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>>21188421
Boss is the best!

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>Walk into barn
>Get ambushed by 4 holsts
>They firmly press their breasts against you, smothering your head between them
>They go on and on about how cute you are
>One reaches her hand down and rubs the front of your pants
>Look up and see the sex-crazed eyes of the holst in front of you
>It's in this moment you realized you wore a red shirt in the wrong right place at the wrong right time

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>>21188444
Farmhand bullying is the hottest thing ever!

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is it wrong to kidnap a couple big fat cows from a nearby farm?

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>>21188459
It's only wrong if they're married

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>>21188459
>theft
sounds like a nap violation, which means you gonna get shot

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>>21188483
the owner of the farm is a buff centaur, guess it's safe to steal them. only at night though because i refuse to confront scary strong horse women.

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>>21188497
not if I run away fast enough. i'll get those cows and i'm gonna hold hands with them against their will in a secluded area where they can't scream for help. i wish i was attractive enough for them to not call for help

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>>21188513
>not if I run away fast enough
>gets run down and mauled (the not sexy kind)by the guard hellhound
>then shot

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>>21188459
What about cow tipping?
>Going out with your friends to the local monster girl farm
>Find some holstaurs grazing and generally lazing about
>You have one friend sneak up behind each cow, while you walk up to her face
>Greet her while your friend gets on his hands and knees right behind her legs
>Without another word you push her sending her tumbling down and onto her ass
>Her breasts jiggle the when she hits the ground as she lets out a soft moo
>You all share a laugh moving onto the next holstaur
>This goes on till the minotaur farmhand chases you off

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>>21188519
i'll get a nice big juicy steak and divert the hellhound away and i'll ride my getaway vehicle away to safety with my big sexy prizes

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>>21188519
>Implying the guard hound wouldn't carry him off and take him for her own

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>>21188502
Fuck, going for all of them, her included

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>>21188532
That steak will only last so long. How about I distract the guard hound while you grab a cow.

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>>21188539
and how exactly are you going to distract the guard hound enough for her to lose focus of her job?

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>>21188554
Streaking

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>>21188554
I have a theory on headpats and ear scritches I'd like to test.

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>>21188554
Bring a friend

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>>21188444
I need more of this.

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>>21188589
>"In local news a naked man broke into a local monster girl ran farm, stunning both the guards and farmhands long enough for him to forcibly grab a holstaur by her hand, dragging her off the premises. If you have information about the whereabouts of these two, please contact the police immediately"

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>Have dream about a certain monster girl
>End up obsessing over them for the next few days
Even if it's a species I'm not too thrilled about, I find myself doing this.

This time it was vampires, and I'm not fond of them at all, but damn I can't get her out of my head now. The dream probably came from the vampire conversation in last night's thread. Basic rundown:
>Found myself talking to her
>She liked me a lot
>Wanted to turn me into a vampire so that we could live together forever
>I was scared and hesitant
>Eventually gave in
>We ended up going to a big vampire meeting hall that was beautifully luxurious
>Spent a lot of time flying around with her, having dinner, and doing other cool vampire things together
Then I woke up and was filled with despair yet again

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>>21188646
I want to tease a rata while she's trying to deliver the news on live tv

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>>21188690
i wanna use megamorphosis on a rata twice, once on her and once on her tail

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>>21188646
this is my plan, anyone wanna join?
>bust into a barn.
>snatch up a shortstack/oppai loli cow.
>bring her home as she softly and sleepily moos.
>then end it off by moving country.

[Anonymous No.]

Salamander cooking spicy meat

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>>21186898
It depends on the species I like kakuen with blue eyes

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>>21188753
There basic eyes are pretty good too

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>>21188713
Just one problem. What if I wanna grab an ara~ ara~ cow? How could I make it off the farm carrying such a heavy waifu?

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>>21188771
she just carries you off, also counts as a farm job application

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>>21188778
I like tomboy cows.

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>>21188784

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>>21188796
What's she listening to?

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>>21188812
No cock Like horse cock by Pepper Coyote

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>>21188771
Simple. You show her your dick and tell her you need a momster/onee-san/CC monster for a school project. She will follow you then.

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>>21188771
There's a good chance she'd just go home with you if you asked.

>Hello The “holstaur dairy cow association” is having a huge recruiting drive for husbands to work on farms, make us feel good, and rub our breasts a lot All of us holstaurs waiting for husbands are dying to have our breasts touched by our future husbands and our hearts ache unbearably

and

>Holstaur milk is best when fresh-squeezed!
>The holstaur dairy cow association is currently offering personal tours!
>You're very welcome to bring a holstaur home with you as well!

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>>21188839
Bottle keeps reminds me if OoT

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hm, the thread seems to rather cow-centric today. How nice

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>>21188839
Sorry if the first quote looks shoddy. The hearts and musical notes the holstaur uses at the end of her sentences just became blank spaces when posted over here (even though I could see them just fine when writing the post).

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>>21188852
Well considering some of the fanart I've seen of Malon.

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>Adventurer anon finally makes it to a bathhouse
>It's been weeks since he had a chance to clean himself
>What with those kunoichi assassins and lizardmen constantly challenging him
>Takes one final look, making sure to barricade the door and windows before taking off his armor
>Puts on bathrobe and quickly heads out to the baths, following the signs for the male only bath, looking over his shoulder making sure he isn't followed
>When he gets there he sticks to only the most thick clouds of steam to mask himself
>Finds secluded corner so he isn't a sitting duck for any would be assassins
>Steam then starts to clear and he can make out figures
>He didn't even know other people where here
>Then it clears some more and he can make them out
>It's orcs, a whole gang of them
>Some beckon him over while others move closer to him
>They start chiding him stating that this is the girls only bath
>He's too embarrassed to get up since he isn't wearing anything to cover himself
>Tries to explain that the sign said different and he'll leave if they just turn away
>They wont
>But off in the distance he notices something
>Kunoichi holding a sign for the women's only bath
>Gives him a wave before he hears the door slam and lock

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>>21188911
Damn those Kunoichi, with their obscenely large breasts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21186464
Weabism is a sin
GOD SAVE THIS GREAT NATION
DEUS VULT
AVE MARIA

[Anonymous No.]

>>21188911
I won't lie. For me this is a huge upgrade.

[Anonymous No.]

>no Demon Realm where any woman or monster who enters it is turned into a slime variant of whatever they originally were for the duration of their stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189005
Nigga just get a slime and have her cosplay as different monster girl species, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be that hard to ask her to form horns and wings and act like a demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189005
Someday there will be a Slime/Lilim fusion, and her Demon Realm will be much like that.

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>>21189022
This. I have a slime carrier waifu that i like to imagine doing monster cosplay with. It should be even easier with normal full slimes.

>>21189036
Not a fusion (yet) but veronica is close.

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>>21189043
>veronica is close
Who? Is she planning on getting a Parasite Slime to host?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21186802
Smug glacies
http://i.imgur.com/Cwoyer9.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189005
A certain Dark Slimes end game.

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>>21189058
>Who?
Lilim who turned a princess then kingdom into a Mamano realm infested with parasite slimes.
>Is she planning on getting a Parasite Slime to host?
Its up to thread, but part of her focus is studying and doing science with Pslimes and sometimes dark matters.

>>21189075
Is that you Slime Supremacist anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189079
My wifes the supremacist. I just love her passion.

[Anonymous No.]

snakes ares scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189098
Sorry anon, I just didn't know what to call you. Dark Slime anon just doesn't seem good/unique enough for you and your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189099
Not if you get to know them.

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>>21189105
Its all good. I don't even have a real pic of her yet, and I've been confident about her design for years. It's the bed I made myself I guess.

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>>21189112
>Massive, darkness-eminanting Queen Apophis lounging on her jet purple tail while indigo flames dance around her on floating candles with ominous air about her
>”Just get to know her anon!”

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>>21189123
She's a big teddy bear when you get to know her.

[Anonymous No.]

'Grass'-fed Holstaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189098
Does she...you know...humans?

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>>21189123
>Menacing

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>>21189149
From what i remember she either slimes them or pslime infests them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189130
It’s true. She just makes her bedroom look like an ominous torture chamber with her as the giant man-eating rancor in the middle for aesthetic purposes. She’s a big time snuggler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189144
I want to live a comfy life with a high holst.
>>21189171
And she loves kissing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189059
>"It's so... warm." she sighs as she licks her lips.

>"Let's... let's do it again, just like that."

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189171
>>21189177
>Queen Apophis sees you came over for her sleepover
>shouts hooray and leaps forward
>the whole room shakes and rumbles from her mass as she quickly coils around you with the ferocious speed of a killer cobra
>her human body finally squishes you against you, burying you in a beachball-breast smothered hug
>”Yaaay! I’m so glad you agreed to stay over anon! We’re gonna have lotsa lotsa fun!”
>from the window, her adoptive Titania mother happily claps her hands, happy her girl found a friend after all these years

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189193
Titania's can make even the most evil and sadistic of species into sweethearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21188856
Hmm?

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>>21189204
Is it possible to have evil Titanias, who do such dastardly deeds as drinking chocolate milk before dinner and spoiling their appetite and ripping the tags off of matresses, or is the thought of such a thing too much to bear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189260
She's drawn lactating
.>>21189262
The thought of such evil beings existing scares me.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, I've seen werecats based on different breeds of cat, and kobolds based on different breeds of dog. But has anyone done alraunes based on different types of flowers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189297
>Mayadere Black Rose Alraune.

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>>21189297
MGE has the liliraune.

[Anonymous No.]

>All that cow talk earlier
Fuck I wish I hadn't missed it, that's some really good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189297
Kuudere edelweiss would be nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189297
Isn’t Kusa Hanada from Elf Wa Yaserarenai a lotus one?

[Anonymous No.]

Whats more wholesome than pictures of Monster Girls doing cute things with their husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>21188829
imagine a human husband had his dick grow the size of a horse cock from being on the farm with his wife/harem and all the monster girls come to him for stress relief and thrilling sodomy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189465
>tfw no centaur girlfriend with big horse dong strap-on

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189504
strap-ons feel kinda gay tho. fucking the centaurs is the good stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189504
HAH! Gayyyyyyyyy!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to thoroughly polish a little Familiar's clit!

[Anonymous No.]

>When the shortstack/pai loli needs a custom bra
The best.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Wurm to make me a Gin and Tonic. Would she fuck it up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189306
>Yandere Red and White Rose Alraune duo
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189580
Silly anon, dragons love alcohol.

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>>21189580
>she brings you a pack of playing cards and some medicine

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189580
You'd get 90% gin with a splash of tonic water

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>>21189589
Perfect. Truly wife material right there.

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>>21189573
>Pai loli Holst/Draph in her cutesy bedroom
>humming and hawing and making adorable noises
>she’s rolling on her back on the bed, then bending backwards over it, then leaning forward jumping, then squishing one arm in front, then jiggling and wiggling in place
>all in an attempt to fit the clasp of her custom industrial strength Happy Grizzly print bra together to contain her ludicrous, teacher-mogging fat nipple’d enormous wobbling breasts
>you’ve been watching her for the past twenty minutes
>finally, she gets it
>”Yaaay! All ready for school nii-chan!”
>she hops over to give you a great big hug

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>>21189580
Depends on the wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189609
The cutest.
Gonna walk her to school with her friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189586
After she does that, if I ask her to bring me a pack of playing cards and some medicine, would she bring me a gin and tonic then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21187300
>>21187275
>pov of looking up at her smiling face looking down on you
>breasts leaking fresh milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189570
how? isn't clits delicate? i want to polish my harem's clits individually but they all look so precious that I don't want to damage them

[Anonymous No.]

>While traveling through the desert you set up camp for the night
>Resting at the fire you feel something slither near your hand
>You're careful not to react and hoping that the snake with go away
>But it seems to like the heat of the fire and the heat of your hand
>You try to move your hand away, slowly, but it starts hissing
>With no other course you carefully bring out your paring knife and bring it to bear and after a few deep breaths you bring your hand down harder than a guillotine in the French revolution
>It strikes true at the snake's head nailing it into the soft sand beneath
>Breathing a sigh of relief you plan to toss the creature onto the fire, but in the light you notice the bright red scales
>You try to reason that this just must be a wild animal and not some Pharaoh's pet that got out
>But then the calling a woman, yelling out for her pet, along with the heavy tread of royal guard put that fear right back into your heart
>You just killed a Pharaoh's pet
What do you do Anon?

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>>21189661
Call you a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189615
>When the imotous friends are just as busty as her.

I don't think I could hold back from giving them snacks at sleepovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189659
You just have to be very careful anon, use brushes with very soft bristles and good quality body-safe oils and aphrodisiac creams. One's tongue and fingers are excellent for warming up as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189615
All of her friends are pai-lolis too.
And none of them have big brothers...
Hopefully you'll be a 'big brother' to them too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189661
I don't kill snek in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189682
You know it.
Gonna spoil them all and help them with their homework.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189580
Where's that picture of the Wurm bartender when you need it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189626
>She blushes and her eyes softly look over at the breast you weren't sucking on, then back to you with a wider smile and a little nudge of the head
>gives a soft little inquisitive moo as if to say 'wanna do that one too?'
>you can hear her heart rate picking up and feel her hand rubbing lower and lower on your chest
Holst girlfriend is, wow. Just wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189675
>>21189682
>>21189689
>Holst/Draph pailoli imouto comes home with her friends
>Anubis, Cheshire, Demon, JubJub
>Pailolis all
>They all pile up onto the counter, breasts resting on it as they gleefully smile up at you while they stand on their chairs
>"We want lunch nii-chan!"
>"Grilled cheese! Chirp!"
>"Cmon anyan, whats the nyatter?"
>"I'll make sure the table is set and organized."
>"Anon will you sign my homework for me~"
What rambunctious girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189715
The cutest little girls, although heaven help me if that cheshire is as big as my imotou.

>Her teasing is actually more innocent than one would think

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189452
Too bad she gets cucked by a Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189727
>She's making a mess of her grilled cheese
>She's a bit ungainly with her big cheshire paws, so she's spilled the melted cheesy goodness all over her front
>Long, gooey, sticky strands of cheese are glorped from her lips to her massive breasts, strung in crisscross patterns across her canyonous cleavage
>You're staring outright when she looks up and cocks her head with a catlike smile
>"I spilled anyan. Sorry~"
At that point, does it even matter if she's actually genuinely being innocent or not?

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>>21189749
I don't know but lord help me.
>Jubjub keeps asking for help carrying things and gives out hugs.
>Demon keeps trying to get me to sign contracts.
>Anubis tries to play 'big sis' even with me but wants to do her day planner while sitting in my lap...which gets the rest going.
All precious little one

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>>21189149
Not unless they ask her, or she defeats a human in her dungeon. Then it's fair game. Usually she tries to empower other Slimes before upgrading humans, but her life's work is mixing Slimes with other Mamano.
I wouldn't be against it, if she wanted to do some Dark Slime corruption together as a couple, and we met the right human female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189715
>Pai Loli
>Anubis
>Demon
>JubJub
>Cheshire
Jesus my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189770
>corruption together as a couple
That's the good shit

[Anonymous No.]

Oppai loli is shit, unless there are nipple clamps involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189805
Don't forget the holst!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189661
The snake violated the NAP, I am in the right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189770
Sounds hot.
Also wouldn't mind donating Virgin parasite Slimes that split from my waifu for her research.

>>21189810
Thats fine anon, while i am not on the same level as KDF i can find nipple clamps hot as fuck.

>>21189813
I didnt, Thats why i picked Yaia!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189760
>>21189805
>>21189813
They're fantastic girls. You better treat them well and stay with them during their sleepover. All night long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189828
Of course.
Gonna watch movies, play vidya, and get snug in the big bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189810
>>21189823
>>nipple clamps
>tfw will never lead oppai loli imoutou around on a nipple clamp leash

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189828
>Adopted parents leave.
>also learn your sister is having a slumber party.
>They are all oppai lolis.
>They all tease you with their massive chests.
How does anon get through the night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189059
If i suck on those nipples, will my tongue get stuck?
Not genki, but still, her heart is warmed up

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189810
Oppai loli is pretty shit period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189861
Exactly. There's no point in loli if you're going add tits to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189861
>>21189878
I disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189847
>If i suck on those nipples, will my tongue get stuck?
Yes, the same thing happens with all the other cold MGs but it's not nearly as bad as licking a cold lamppost or something similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189896
i double dog dare you

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189896
My goal with my glacies is to make her lactate and eventually have her get swollen to the point where she can wear a cowprint bikini with some spillage

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189661
Accept my execution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189844
I don't think he does.

>Going to the beach with them all spilling out of their cute swimsuits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189935
Snake's fine anyway. Since they buried pharaohs with their favored pets, it's probably some sort of post mummified undying snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189661
Discreetly hide the corpse of the snake into a bag or some other container, put out the fire and go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189985
>JubJub and Holst/Draph in their school swimsuit
>Of course they are threatening to spill out.
>Anubis in a custom made one piece.
>Still shows off lost of skin, but is classy about it.
>Cheshire and Demon in normal adult bikinis
>Still looks like a micro bikini on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190004
>Cheshire-chan is almost nude.
>She's still innocent when she shows it off to Anon.
>Demon-san is...not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189580
I don’t think she’s that proficient with transformation spells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189661
Why wouldn’t the pharaoh’s pet have a protection spell on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190007
>Demon oppai-loli is super lewd.
>At the beach she openly fondles the other imoutos.
>Even go so far as to have "accidental"nip slips.
>Says sorry every time, but keeps her lewd smile.
>Eventually gets the imoutos to ask you for a fullbody message.
Jesus this demon is lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

How insulting is it to blast the Adam's Family theme song when passing my wight neighbor's house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190037
>Anubis is super embarrassed
>Jubjub is eagerly trying to massage you with her wings.
>Cheshire-san is nyahahaing and giving a real good massage on your bicep
>Demon and Imotou are dangerously close to the D

Its going to end with them coming back from summer break pregnant at this rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190038

About as insulting as playing the Ghostbusters theme near a Ghost neighbor's house

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190038
About as insulting as forgetting the second "d" in "Addams Family".

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190038
They'll be glad it's not the monster mash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190057
There's a second "d"? I never knew
>>21190060
I save that one for Halloween

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190060
You misunderstand.
In retaliation, she gets a couple of Redcaps to blast that at his house.
All
night
long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190050
I meant they would ask you to give them a full body massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190091
Alright, time for the big guns; I'm playing "Thriller." She may not need to sleep, but her inability to stop doing that STUPID dance will be infuriating!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190116
Ah, that could be good, especially when the girls start drifting off to sleep from it...except for Demon-chan who wants that Onii-D

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190133
Why do you think she chose Redcaps, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189823
>donating ParaSlimes
Thanks, that actually would be a huge help if we ever get the portals open. Even better, because I always imagine that everyone in this thread gets isekai'd into the same world together. Your wife and family would be welcome in Slime country anytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190136
Yeah i bet she would have mastered the art of using her tail already. Probably so good she is able to jerk you off with it.

>>21190146
Will do Although I dont consider divisions of Pslime as true daughterus. More like sisters for my waifu. I have headcanon for true daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190167
That makes sense. I suppose a Parasite Slime isn't really whole until it becomes a Slime Carrier anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190167
>Ne-ne, Nii-chan, do you know that I practice on shampoo bottles every night?
>I bet I could make you happy if we do 'that'
>My sister is bigger than I am, so I'm gonna be the biggest when I grow up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190182
Yeah its unfortunate. Thats why I thank headcanon.

>>21190186
>Oppai-loli Demon
>Onee-san Demon
>Both with huge tits.
Lord help me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190190
That or she's just talking about what she'll look like post puberty.
That does leave one to wonder what pai lolis look like once they hit their teens.
Did they just prematurely develop their breasts or are they going to grow with the rest of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190198
Curse these lewd foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21189985
>>21190004
>>21190007
>>21190037
Bless yall for continuing this lordy me.
>JubJub hops back from walking away for a bit
>Has an ice cream popsicle in her mouth
>Its spilling out and leaking all over her breasts smooshed into her school swimsuit
>You tell her to be careful and go to pull it out of her mouth
>You pull... and pull, and pull
>The thing is a fucking full foot long
>She just innocently looks up, her cheeks bulging with cream, but her not spilling a drop as she innocently cocks her head with a little chirp before swallowing it all in three gulps
>Demon-chan from behind you lets off a big 'ooOOOOooouuu!!!' as you yourself gulp nervously

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190216
Depends on what onii-chan wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190133
>Phantom neighbor across the street turns her entire mansion into a rave drowning the both of you out
>”ITS A DEAD MAN’S PARTY, WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190230
Lewd, cute birb.
I bet she eats footlong hotdogs like a champ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190190
>Visit Demon-chan's house once
>She answers the door with a huffing proud smile, eager for tonight to be the night she gets you to sign her contract that locks you into marriage with her and her pai-loli friends
>Confident in her slutty gyaru clothes that she somehow found in her size
>Roll your eyes, used to her antics, and figure that she must have got the clothes from her sister
>"H-heeey, sis, is that.... the pizza... guy...?"
>Down the stairs walks the most NEET, baggy-eyed, unkempt and messy-looking Demon you've ever seen
>She takes one look at you and gives a weak little gasp before lumbering back up the stairs, almost tripping in her sweatpants
>Pailoli puts her hand on your inner thigh and bounces to get your attention
>"Never mind her! Hey, Hey, Nii-chan, look at me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190230
Holy fuck what a bird. Although i bet cheshire and her would have innocent competitions that turn super lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190007
I love the idea that pai-loli Cheshire's pranks must not be sexual in nature by any intention. I wonder what silly little pranks she does pull instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190270
>Puts a bucket of water above the door that gets Anon.
>It also gets her cause she's too close.
>She's wearing a white shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190264
Don't forget the bust on that NEET.
Mammoth I tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190256
>>21190267
>Girls are just having lunch at school
>Demon, the ringleader, casually pulls out a massive cucumber and a humongous eggplant
>As she's doodling 'planz 2 gayn rayp anon with frends' she shoves the cucumber in JubJub's mouth and the eggplant in Cheshire's mouth
>They just as casually gulp them down all the way to the base while smiling with their eyes
>meanwhile your holstdraph imouto sighs as she pulls out the sandwich you made for her, making sure no one looks as she smells it for any trace of you she can find on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190279
>and no bra.
>she doesn't actually think about it however.
>just starts laughing and hugging your leg after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190264
I bet anubis would make sandwiches and be the perfect little housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fuggedaboutit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omHwoN95se0

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190285
Lewd! Lewd!

>>21190292
Exactly, she's asking you if you that it was funny while you can see her nipples through her shirt.

>>21190300
No, she's going to grow up and be a respectable lawyer so Ano-her husband can stay home and raise their 20 kids!

[Anonymous No.]

>In class shitposting on my phone
>Suddenly some sperg starts spamming the thread with porn crashing it with no survivors
>All the posts is just him talking about how great Oomukades are and how great their venom is
>Says all other bug-bitches suck and Oomukades are the only true way
>Suddenly nerdy Oomukade peers over my shoulder
>Sees the numerous pictures of her species in lewd positions
>By the time I notice it's too late, her face is redder than a Fire Elemental's
>Rumors start to spread and before I know it I'm getting love letters from her
>They start out sorta cute but as I ignore them it just gets creepier
>Has my full address written on along with pictures taken from the window of me sleeping
Do I accept my fate and date her or just skip town and change my name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190314
ratas and their tails are for megamorphosis

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190334
Date her.
Centipede a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to play with senko's butt while she sits on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190282
Truly comically big. She rests her laptop on them while she browses magical boy manga online.
>>21190292
>"Nyah hah haah! I got you anyan! You just got pranked! Hehe, I'm only joking anyan. I lo- I like you alot!"
>She tries to hide her blush with a hug
>She can't hide her nipples tenting through her wet shirt
>>21190300
>Visit Anubis-chan's house
>She answers the door in an apron with her hair tied back in a bun
>"Ah, Anon-senpai. Welcome. I just so happened to finish cleaning and then making dinner. Anticipating company, I made extra. Also, I recently purchased some bubble bath soap. So, please make yourself at home. Just practicing for being a housewife one day. I practice every day, actually. Please, come in."
>Her rapidly wagging tail belays her nervousness as she's saying all this

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190285
>Demon and crew surround you
>She told the others it was for a game.
>In her mind this is time for rape.
>As a joke cheshire starts tickle party.
>demons plans ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190314
>cocksucking squirrel
you think she stole the eggroll because she was trying to get some cock?

[Anonymous No.]

While I don't particularly like oppai lolis, I love the creativity and discussion. It gives me hope for the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190344
>Can fit a 2-liter in her cleavage.
A truly prepared NEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190314
Fat Brooklyn Rata has been watching too many Joey Diaz videos, cocksucka this and lemme tell ya somethin' that

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190344
>pickup pai-loli cheshire to bring her to bathroom.
>Put in position where pussy is above your cock.
>She starts humping and rubbing against you.
I love this Kitten!

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know if there's been any new gremlin art/stories recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190364
>Lemme tell ya somethin Jane Rogan, I eva tell you about the time I was doin lines of undead mushroom powder off of a hooker's ass while a gun was held to my head by a one armed stripper kejouro? Its all true by da way!
>"Damn, that's crazy. Hey Jamie pull up that video of Kakuen girls from Templetown. Those motherfuckers are crazy man, they'll pull your fuckin dick off. You smoke raging mushroom?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190340

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190378
man, it's been a while since i drew that

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190378
I have not seen any of recent, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190383
I'll take that Rata out for a nice hoagie and a good tail molesting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190372
>Not toweling her off so she starts purring with that smug smile of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190344
Anubis-chan works hard.

[Anonymous No.]

zombies get smarter the more you fuck them right? so then, i can get a team of rocket scientist zombie girls if I shove my dick through their big dull-green butt checks every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190414
It's pretty cute, good smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190437
I dunno, that sounds like a check your butt can't cash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190437
>butt checks

deposit slips will never be the same

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to treasure your imotous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190490
Lock them in a chest? Got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190498
Please don't bully mimic-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190500

>put things in a mimic's chest to bully

dirty laundry
garbage
sextoys
porno mags

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190509
That's just mean.
If anything you should bring her out of the chest for snug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190344
>tempting me with a home-cooked meal and a bubble bath
That Anubis is getting mating-pressed

[Anonymous No.]

how would you make a horror movie with the sabbath as the theme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190522
Anon No!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190509
Don't make mimics pout or they'll only open back up if you put your "key" in her lock and indulge her gloryhole fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190531
Blair Witch but with a Baph at the end?

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>>21190531
Kuros branch can be a little spooky.
An actively recruiting dark slime with a sadistically minded redcap henchwoman could wreck some havoc.

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>>21190573
Wreak, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190500
You’re right, I’m sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190531
Hard Candy with the girl as the sexual predatory

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>>21189878
Oppai Loli is just bad taste in general. My taste is loli with small breasts at most, and adults can have whatever breast size. Lolis shouldn't have big tits, it makes no sense.

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>>21190601
I like it, and that's okay

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>>21190612
Just don't insert oppai into every post about lolis, and you're fine with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190531
A horror movie with a good end
Guy ends up with the bapho
His friends ends up with witches and familiars

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190619
This. We haven't had a good discussion about regular flat lolis in ages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190619
I don't, no worries

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190627
>>>>>ages

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>>21190627
I swear we had one this week if not last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Wendis excited to have lamb for Easter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190531
>Found-footage-style horror movie
>starring you and a couple guys including a woman
>goes to the sabbath to do an interview in hopes of shooting a documentary about the sabbath
>mc goes alone to a basement and finds weird shit like demonic symbols and witches in classrooms being taught forbidden spells
>continues to film it all
>one of the witches announce a "time of reckoning" over the church's intercom
>mc goes back upstairs only to see one of his friends is unconscious on the floor and is covered in bruises and cum while the familiars and witches are naked and smiling
>run to find his female crew member only to catch a glimpse of her getting kidnapped
>chase after the kidnappers
>meanwhile during the chase, the last human crew member is seen getting raped in the bed by a witch while next to them is an upside-down pentagram painted in red on the wall
>immediately stops before a powerful looking witch blocking the entrance to the room the pregnant woman is in
>"the process is finally finished~"
>explodes in fairy dust and shit
>runs into the room to get the woman
>ohshit.jpg
>small baphomet next to the kidnapped woman, now a cute loli
>mc runs away from the baphomet only to stumble upon zombies and ghoul lolis ganging up on mc
>hears loud roars and stomping in the distant, supposedly coming from the baphomet, must be following you
>rams through crowds of zombies, ghouls, witches, and familiars and even the fallen news crew who abandoned all hopes of returning to the human settlement to create their documentary film
>runs outside and hop into the car and drives away
>drives through a road in the middle of the forest while traumatized
>something comes of the forest and rams into the car from the side and flips the whole car over into the trees
>mc crawls out of the car and lays against it, hoping nothing more bad happens
>baphomet is seen on top of the car and looks over at mc with glowing red eyes and a smile
>"onii-channn~."
>mc goes insane and laughs hysterically
>the camera malfunctions and ends the film

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>>21190601
Holy fuck. Can both loli fags and non lolifags fucking stop. When ever one or the other is talked about the other starts bitching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190713
Hey, we were just having a nice greentext conversation and some people just shared their disinterest. It wasn't a shitshow, just people sharing their opinions. Chillax

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer nee-sans

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190728
I like eager kohais, but not loli, just younger than (you)

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>>21190725
I am just tired of these stupid flame wars. It does nothing but degenerate the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190732
I too like this exact type.

[Anonymous No.]

I read that owls greet each other by kissing. Parrots are even lewder and use their tongues, too.
Why are birbs so horny all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190758
t. Prairie dog

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>>21190732
>>21190751
I get it, not my type but I get it, I just love me taller older nee-sans

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190758
Anyone have that image showing that, essentially, all of a bird’s body is an erogenous zone and that you shouldn’t touch them for that reason?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190780
Do you think that also applies to dinosaurs?

[Anonymous No.]

Would any of you be alright with your waifu changing over time, or do you think she's perfect as she is and should stay that way? I know a lot of you have waifus that don't age or don't look their age, but I'm curious.

For example, mine is a /fit/ christmas cake. I love her abs but I would be more than okay with her softening into a milf as she gets older. Aging gracefully into her golden years.

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>>21190786
Softening dragons don't fly so good, I got to make sure she keeps fit.
Luckily women are always moving furniture and therefore she's going to be moving her hoard around all the time for the feng shui or whatever so she does keep active even when at home.

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>>21190780
Now i want to tease a owlmage by rubbing my hands all over their bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190786
I want my waifus hair to grow into massive sex hair over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190732
There's just something about lecherous old ladies, large or small.

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>>21190812
Good taste. I guess that's a whole other topic though. Regularly chaning their style of hair and dress is really nice, but not everyone wants to see a drastic change. I'd be a little sad if my waifu came home with short hair one day.

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>>21190827
I want to turn into a dirty old man along with my lecherous old wife. Salt and pepper, embracing the wrinkles, but still acting like newlyweds.

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>>21190831
I'm cool with my waifu mixing it up, but I'd hope she'd have taste in styles that compliment her undead nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190786
She'd still be lovely even when she looked older, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21190837
fucking your grandkids

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>>21190849
>fucking your grandkids
gross.Attractive cousins for me only thank you

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>>21190848
>tfw that old sexy fox doujin gave me a thing for old hags
>look forward to getting old with my waifu and still being all over her

Oba-sabbath when

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>>21190849

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>>21190784
Probably. If you think about it, who else but their lovers would brush up against them like that in the wild?

[Anonymous No.]

>watching television through a magic fortune teller orb just like in those cartoons
wonder what shows they got in MGE land

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>>21190984
Smut.

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>>21190984
Sex and violence, just like on normal TV

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>>21190984
>RapeTV
It's a show dedicated to funny, wacky, and/or clever raping techniques used on unmarried, unsuspecting men.
>Marriage Merrymaking
A game show where an unmarried man competes to see which of the selected girls will become his wife. Should he win, he gets to pick which girl will become his wife. Should he lose, one is picked for him at random. Should he go double or nothing for the grand prize, he's got the option to not only pick whatever girl he wants, but it can be any girl of any species, selected for the show or not, and he can choose to form a harem.

Of course, you'd find plenty of soap operas that involve sex, sex, and more sex. Gangster and mob-like movies where the gangs in question run human men trafficking rings. And it's all pornographic. No regulations on what sort of material will find itself on TV.

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>>21190984
The voyeur one where they watch their future husband sleeping

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>>21190984
Cutesy Sabbath shows where onii-chan gets his cock sucked live on screen!

[Anonymous No.]

How often does the magic that makes an old hag kitsune look young and cute wear off giving their hubbies a surprise?

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>>21187395
I don't know Japanese but tilting my laptop's monitor shut reveals some text that's leftover.
Is it the entry?

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>>21191217
From the sound of things, body-type magic like that isn't temporary, it actually changes their body to be like that. So it doesn't wear off.
You can only really change it by casting a new spell.

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>>21191217
Only an airhead would be fooled, the 9 tails give her away

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>>21191334
I wonder how hard it would be to coerce an old kitsune into speaking like she did when she was younger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21191488
Why would her stop

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anon, wanna watch Primer with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>Centaur waifu takes up all the space on the bed
>Can't push her over because she's too heavy
What do I do?

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>>21191830
Get a hammock.

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>>21191830
She does it on purpose too, but there's just enough room to slip if you cuddle up to her tightly. Looks like you're gonna have to smash your body up against hers for the night.
All according to plan.

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>>21191830
>not sleeping on/under your waifu
Cmon lad.

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>>21191846
>Sleeping under a centaur
I supposed next you'll suggest letting her ride you cowgirl style

[Anonymous No.]

>>21186464
Imagine if monstergirl police raided a home like this:

https://youtu.be/zHC3uvzcfV0

Scary? Lewd? Both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21191884
You could've just tried the doorbell...

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>>21191874
The idea was that you sleep on top of the bigger girls.
Or don't, I mean that's fun too.

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>>21191884
>Anubis-cop looks through her scope
>Half of her view is obstructed by big fluffy thumb
What would they even be raiding my house for? Is being single illegal now or something?
>>21191898
I couldn't imagine sleeping on a big girl being very comfortable either. Sure it's a nice gesture but when your trying to sleep and all you can focus on is hearing her breathing and her heart beat would be a little more than distracting

[Anonymous No.]

We all know what monster girls give the best head.
But what monster girls who're not known for giving great head would be the ones to surprise you with the amazing dick sucking techniques?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21191908
Hellhounds they want to do nothing but slob on your bone

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>>21191905
That sounds pretty comforting to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21191908
Nyom

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>>21191874
that would be amazingly hot though

[Anonymous No.]

>>21191874
Something something Catherine the Great

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>>21192038
You fuck ONE horse and they never live it down...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21192054

[Anonymous No.]

>Cat girl gets turned into a vampire
>Gets told she can't sunbathe anymore
What is her reaction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21192084
I like my centaurs with massive milkers.

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>>21192094
It's fine, that's what the radiator is for.

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't mind having my three kiki maids bind me and whip me as hard as they wanted with demon silver whips. Hard working maids gotta relieve some stress!

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>>21192094
She does her best to sunbathe but becomes so sensitive in the process, a slight touch is enough to make her cum.

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>>21192094
She lays on the heater or my xbox.

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>>21192094
>vampire cheshire
scary

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>>21191074
>The Truman Show but every month it's another guy getting groomed into a groom.
Heck, I'd watch it. Sounds comfy.

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>>21192230
I want to sneak up on my sunbathing vampcat waifu and blow in her fluffy ear to give her uncontrollable multiple orgasms.

[Anonymous No.]

Nerdy loner boy and a tall, seductive demon is a pretty cute couple. Big stoic paladin with a devil housewife is pretty cute too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Holstaur waifu sees you mixing in chocolate syrup with your cup of her milk
Would this be considered an insult? How angry would she be? Does she call her minotaur big sis?

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>>21192116
I can understand that.
>>21192332
I don't understand, what is insult?

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>>21192332
Not really, she wouldn't care or maybe she would even ask for some.

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>>21192342
>I don't understand, what is insult?
Her milk's taste can be improved.

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>>21192353
Well it's only a raw material after all.

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>>21192361
I'm sure holstaurs like getting it raw

[Anonymous No.]

Would it actually be surprising and shocking if Kikimoras as a whole absolutely hate and loathe maid cafes as an insult and mockery to the house service occupation and to being a maid?

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>>21192532
They'd probably join one at first.

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>>21192532
Probably not. In fact i could see them joinning up as a way to find husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21192532
No. Maiding is serious business, there so much more to it than just putting on a slutty halloween costume.

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>>21192532
I'd rather make a kiki real uncomfortable at a host club.

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>>21192555
>Kikis and shogs hate one thing more than the other
>Maid cafes
>You think they would be all for it as it would be a great way for them to meet a master
>There's just a few problems
>All the girls there aren't proper maids
>They never been trained in a proper school of repute, they had no proper past experience, they even don't know basic proper etiquette of utensil placement
>Almost anytime a shog or kiki joins a maid cafe as a server she has to hold back going off on her coworkers for the numerous mistakes they make
>Eventually though they will fail and burst like a bubble slime in a microwave and roast their coworkers
>They call the dragon a haughty bitch who doesn't have an ounce of humility
>The holstaur an airhead farm that doesn't know how to keep her tiny dress free of milk
>The lamia a hugbox that doesn't know the meaning of personal space
>The oni a muscle headed potty mouth that blunter than a warhammer
>She has to be dragged out by the police and get her pink slip in the mail
>Thankfully she met a nice man while working at that horrible place and he called her for housekeeping services

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>>21192688
Ahh, first time job experiences will make anyone go insane.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1118873224886906880

What did he mean by this?

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>>21192713
Twitter being a cunt again.

[Anonymous No.]

Gazer-chan just started ANOTHER New Game + in Chrono Trigger... this is troubling.

[Anonymous No.]

I saw a fox in the wild today. Damn but they look fluffy in real life.

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>>21192792
Mamono gf sitting on your face while she plays video games!

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>>21192792
Well you can speed run it pretty quick... but if she takes to long, she's going to get raped over the couch.

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>>21192652
The slutty Halloween costume is still an important part, however.

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>>21192844
Anon you don't understand she's been playing through it and doing a New Game + over and over again. That girl ain't right.

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>>21192836
Taking turns playing fighting games with mamano gfs! The loser every round has to spend the next one pleasuring the others. I suck at fighting games, so I'll be prone boning those cute butts a lot

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>>21192851
Then screw the game, she's getting dicked immediately. Then I'll drag her grungy NEET ass to the shower for another round. Then breakfast. Then games.

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>>21192792
>You invite gazer-chan over to play the newest version of Skyrim
>She agrees so you both head off to your place
>Hand her the controller and let her take the first turn
>Eventually hands the controller your way but there's one problem it's covered in black sludge
>Watch her reach into the chip bag and pull out a dozen or so
>Look inside the bag and notice the same residue has been left all over the food
>Who knew gazer-chan was so dirty
>>21192792
>Playing Chrono Trigger
>With a NES controller
>Not a SNES controller

[Anonymous No.]

>>21192879
>not eating her mana

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>>21192854
>Proneboning them while they completely focused on the game Hot

[Anonymous No.]

What is your waifus favorite game/type of game anons?

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>>21192887
>Demon
She loves Doom

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>>21192887
She prefers traditional games like trading cards and board games. I've been trying to get her into branching out though. She's terrible at action games but turn-based RPGs and coop games have been going well. She doesn't like playing them by herself though unless it's a game we're both playing at the moment. She's taken a shine to the Tales series and Pokemon.

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>>21192904
Now I am imaging a businesswoman demon playing doom

[Anonymous No.]

>>21192713
>>21192723
I don't do twitter, but I do have a dummy account that way I don't have to continuously click the sensitive tweet prompt. I don't follow anyone.

One thing I've noticed is that a lot of the Japanese MGE creators are shadow-banned. EightKind is one of them I'm 100% sure of. I have to go out of my way to find their tweets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21192884
Distracting them like that is half the fun. I want to watch the Wisp lose a round because I'm filling her belly with my hot seed.
>>21192887
RPGs probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21192887
Mine has been getting into Paradox Grand strategy games and Fire emblem. Although i sometimes get her to play smash with me even if she isn't the biggest fan.

>>21192929
Why businesswomen specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21192942
It's even hotter when they don't get distracted
Meanwhile you are losing your mind in monster girl pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21192887
Only one of my girls is interested in videogames, and is a shameless fan of shoujo VNs.I imagine that whenever given the chance she'd drag me over to her computer so she could sit on my lap and make me read her the males' voices while she narrates the girl's voice and thoughts. Aside from that though she'd probably only be interested in whatever big jrpgs are new at the time.

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>>21192887
The only game she’d regularly play is Pokémon. She’d occasionally play Minecraft too, but only if me and/or our daughteru are playing with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21192950
>Why businesswomen specifically.
Because a buisnesswoman playing doom would be pretty funny. And demon and buisnesswoman goes well together imo

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>>21192929
>Demon waifu gets home from a long day at the office tricking mortal men into signing marriage contracts with lonely monster girls
>Kicks off her heels, loosens her tie, unbuttons the top few buttons on her shirt, tosses her jacket on the couch and grabs a beer
>Turns on the PS4 and puts in Doom sets the difficulty to ultra-violence
>Just ruthlessly rips and tears demons
>Anon gets home soon after to see his waifu half naked and engrossed into the game
>Sneaks up behind her and grabs her breasts and kisses her neck
>Throws off her focus and she gets killed
>Looks angrily at Anon, but he knows the perfect way to make it up to her
>By showing her the new Doom Eternal trailer

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>>21192960
That is beyond cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21192966
Patrician. Although, businesswoman and so many girls just go well together, and for many of the rest there's gap moe. 2D business women are great is what I'm trying to say.

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>>21192887
I suppose my Dragon daughter would enjoy Spyro since it's an accurate portrayal of her exploits. The missus doesn't understand the magic box with the moving pictures though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21192952
That is also very hot. I could see the Lich looking back at my like walking garbage, while I'm pumping away like a wild monkey. Kuuderes would be great for that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21192887
>RPGs/Action Adventure games for one
>Puzzle games for two

[Anonymous No.]

>>21192887
she likes timekilling sandbox games

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193256
Minecraft is bad for Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193260
Would you rather introduce her to Dwarf Fortress?
>This is a lever
>I must pull it

[Anonymous No.]

Time to post things you guys will never experience!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193282
I want to play Anubis Fortress complete with bizarrely detailed sex acts...

[Anonymous No.]

Such a cute and loving family!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193304

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>>21193311
>Anubis Overseer is naked
>She menaces with ample bosoms and swaying hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193311
I would play AnubisStation 13. I bet they wouldget super into Roleplaying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193322
Have fun getting stalked and abducted into a 'Noob rape dungeon after playing the traitor

[Anonymous No.]

>you'll never comfort your daughter from having a bad dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193322
>I still get raped trying to fix things
The hard life

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193331
>>21193304
Kids. Who needs 'em?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193364
I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193364
Literally everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193364
I want them but I'll never have them.

A Wizard's Life for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193369
>>21193372
Shut up! It's raining again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193364
Daughteru dickers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193377
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193403
He's admitting that he failed his biological purpose as a human being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193403
It's a Fullmetal Alchemist reference, the implication is that of tears being shed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193377
You have to let Karen go. They’re gone and with her. There’s nothing you can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193430
I know but its just out of place

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193445
Out of place how? The feeling of never having a cute MG daughter should be one capable of eliciting sadness out of even jaded people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21192887
She really likes hearts of iron 4

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193534
Does she play with mods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193560
Player Led Peace conference. She's not a big fan of road to 56 so we don't play as often as we should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193569
>So this is Modern Living.
>How convenient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193534
Has she ever played China only to find that TommyKay is Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21192887
Always imagine her in MGE's world, so chess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193569
>Those empty shelves
Is she shopping in Venezuela?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193618
Or she's in a 24 Hour store at 3AM. Undead sleep schedules are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193534
>tfw you come home from work and hear your wife screaming about how her teammates let operation sealion happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193660
>Implying undead sleep isn't just nighttime husband snuggling

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193569
>Wonder bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193660
>>21193667
11:00 pm to 6:00 am are probably prime husband-hunting hours for night owls or bullies looking for nerds to tease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193376
this
If we lived in mgland we would automatically turn into wizards at 30. Damn I want to shoot lightning out of my hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193782
I want that fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193782
I want flesh crafting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193085
It doesn't even have to be a scornful look. She can just be making a normal kuu expression, while her mana recharger/minion/subject is filling her up. She definitely need to hold him in place with her legs at the climax though

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193864
Tzimisce pls stay gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193851
>>21193864
Shut up
Lighting is cooler. I can also roleplay as the evil bad mage guy with it while saying chaos sorcerer lines too. This is to impress dark mage ladies and most demon type mgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193878
You can't make me! I have plans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193331
>meat chew toy
adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193748
>Looking for nerds
>That late at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193946
Aint no rest for the wicked

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193962
I guess, but I'm imagining an oni outside of a nightclub looking for nerds to bully while all of them are at home playing WoW. Granted, she COULD bully most men walking out of the place, but only the nerds react right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21192994
>nudoom
she has shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

Under what circumstances could you be walking through a snowy forest, find a wendigo sitting against a tree eating and simply sit down next to her and share a meal without imminent rape?

[Anonymous No.]

Which mg would you want to marry as an ancient evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21194053
Mindflayer, though I am not sure if it would be called marriage. I would official be a minion/servant I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>21194053
Echidna. She was prophesized to birth fearsome monsters in the prior age, but was sealed before she got the chance. Now, in the new age, she’s still hungering for daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21194053
Evil mofu or evil bapho

[Anonymous No.]

>>21194058
She’ll make you think it’s marriage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21194053
A Lich whose evil magic contraption is finally ready, but it turns out technology can do it much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21194053
Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21194053
Lich, Wight, Kitsune, Dragon. Any of those work for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21194068
Evil mofu fox is great

[Anonymous No.]

>>21194053
Holst!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21194048
She could be married without children or you could be one of those people that would not under any circumstances go for a wendigo so she leaves you alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21194078
>>21194081
>>21194092
Lich is popular

[Anonymous No.]

>>21194053
zombie dragon that inherited her rep from when she wasn't undead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21193878
>tfw no Malkavian Vampire gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>21194077
I feel like that would be a little bit out of character. I like to imagine an ancient evil mindflayer still got some of that pre-lillith "mindflayer supremacist" attitude. She still wants to rule over the "lesser" races.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21194119
>Tzimisce gf vicissitude's your dick until it looks like a bonsai tree, can go for hours, and gets her off in seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>21194125
No, you see, you’re actually a horribly treated rape slave, she just makes you complacent by sedating you and injecting the absurd fantasy into your mind. When she rapes you she retracts it and you realize the terror and inescapable circumstances you’re in, only for her to remove those memories and leave you with the fantasy until she wants to rape you again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21194135
Kill yourself please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21194146
That might be too much for me. Hot though

[Anonymous No.]

>>21194146
>kept chained up and strung out on venom

are there any good snek venom images?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it Sabbath and not Sabbat

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>>21194222
The translation. It is in the Seven Seas hardcover version.

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>>21194002
>nerd staring out his window at 3:00am
>Oni jock sitting cross-legged under a tree, grumpily resting her head on her hand
>happens to look at the window, makes eye contact, and she suddenly perks up with a malicious smile
>she holds up a giant cardboard sign with "Ya gotta come out for food sometime!"
>nerd hides behind his curtains again, causing the Oni to chuckle. Just a little longer, until...
>Suddenly a tired looking Cheshire in delivery uniform pops out from around the corner, carrying pizza
>"Is this finally the right address?" she mutters under her breath.
>the Oni is about to say something, but the Cheshire just takes another look at the order, nods, and teleports inside the nerd's house
>Oni takes a second to process what just happened, then suddenly runs to the door, pounding and demanding to be let in too
>Lich couple from across the street yells for her to be quiet

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>>21194053
Since Hakutakus inherit knowledge from their elders, wouldn't Hakus have knowledge from ancient times and times before current Demon Lord?

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>>21194150
Why?

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How does a homely timid girl like a housewife Troll rectify having a fantasy pornstar wet-dream tier ass?

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>>21192938
Haven't they announced that they are banning all underage looking lewd anime pics few months ago?

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>>21194250
cuz ur a faggit

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>>21194253
By jiggling her jeans on one cheek at a time just like the rest of the good girls out there.

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>>21192332
But wouldn't the Minotaur make chocolate milk naturally? Oh wait, that's why she's calling her isn't it?

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>>21192887
Western RPG's and Grand Strategy, specifically Paradox's brand of it.

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>>21193584
>tfw you're Japan
>doing pretty good, have China done by 38
>time to invade the Allies
>TommyKay India

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I want a kikimora that's ripped like a jinko

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>>21194360
This is the dream isn't it?

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>>21194364
Yup.
Tall, bulky, ripped, and still a polite sweetie that greats me whenever I get home.

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How do you feel about girls with small hands and feet anon?

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stuffing vampire coffins with metric tons of garlic as she sleeps and then nailing it closed!

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>>21194402
I don't like them.

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>>21194360
>gigantic, muscular kiki can dust sheets just by punching them so hard all the dirt comes flying off
>still asks you for help opening jars and smiles happily whenever you do
>assume it's just her flirting with you, but she seems to like it so you comply
>it's actually because she's always worried she might accidentally break the glass so she's genuinely appreciative every single time
Probably has a thick slavic accent too.

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>>21194402
Meh. Give me a Familiar like the rest of her though.

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>>21194402
It’s not something I think about. Just give them normal hands as far as I care.
But if they’re going to have paws, they had better be big.

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>>21194422
I can only hope so because I can make some good kielbasa and pirogis
The biggest and bulkiest maid!

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>>21194402
T U M M Y

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