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Anti-Marisa Thread Anonymous Tue Apr 16 14:46:45 2019 No.21182475 [Reply] [Original]

Rant about Marisa here

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 14:48:07 2019 No.21182482 Marisa smells like poo

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 14:48:46 2019 No.21182484 >>21182482 Hahaha!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 14:49:23 2019 No.21182487 >>21182475 something's not right about this Marisa

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 14:53:04 2019 No.21182499 Poor little blonde girl...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 14:55:55 2019 No.21182508 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:00:49 2019 No.21182526 I want Reimu to die in Marisa's hand and watch her despair run wild!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:03:01 2019 No.21182535 File: 722 KB, 800x1000, __alice_margatroid_and_kirisame_marisa_touhou_drawn_by_komota__c0f99e504d5989112e0e3841546cb747.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's she crying about?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:09:16 2019 No.21182556 >>21182535 Homos wrote mean things about her on an image board

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:09:58 2019 No.21182560 >>21182535 Just heard over the radio that the thousand year Reich had fallen, and the Soviets were mere kilometers away from their town.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:10:04 2019 No.21182561 >>21182556 you don't have to be homo to hate marisa

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:14:00 2019 No.21182579 >>21182535 She realized that Alice will never overcome her bedwetting problem so their sleepovers are always going to end badly

Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:15:47 2019 No.21182587
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Still haven't gotten my books back from her. Every time I run into her, I bring up the subject of returning them, and she just smiles widely to the point that her eyes close. Then she goes, "Huh, looks like I don't have them on me?" and shrugs before flying around and loudly humming "HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM".

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:16:21 2019 No.21182591 >>21182475 Haven't been into tougou in a while but marisa is fat and gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:17:34 2019 No.21182598 File: 114 KB, 348x311, 1361443476113.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21182587 Her loans take a while

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:20:27 2019 No.21182613 >>21182561 You literally do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:25:57 2019 No.21182638 Silly womanlet. Probably never shaves anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:31:04 2019 No.21182658 File: 861 KB, 1120x1400, 69984263_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21182475 Stupid dumb Marisa, being so cute that my mind goes blank when I look at her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:32:34 2019 No.21182670 >>21182535 The doctor told them that two girls cannot make a baby.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:35:10 2019 No.21182683 >>21182535 Probably because Alice just shitherself again and the smell is really bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:36:18 2019 No.21182686 >>21182475 How can you hate Marisa? She's always so chill in the games.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:39:18 2019 No.21182692 >>21182475 kys muh reese

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:40:20 2019 No.21182696 >>21182692 Follow Byakuren to Phowa

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:41:13 2019 No.21182702 >>21182475 She's such an ugly piece of shit compared to Satori, makes me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:42:53 2019 No.21182711 >>21182475 Just some shitty substandard mage without her Hakkero, she'd die to Kagerou without it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:44:46 2019 No.21182717 >>21182711 She'd also be really easy to rape without it. Maybe that's all she's good for.

Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:58:37 2019 No.21182767
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This thread is a conspiracy concocted by Alice to destroy Marisa's self-esteem and then swoop in by saying "hey I'm a loser who's bullied too, wanna be lovers and friends?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 16:06:05 2019 No.21182785 Just the name "Marisa" pisses me off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 16:12:01 2019 No.21182808 >>21182686 Why can't she be a normal functional member of society and live in the village, grow rice, feed cows and give birth to babies?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 16:32:20 2019 No.21182887 What the hell is this edgy shit? Literally just venting online about achieving nothing in real life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 18:29:23 2019 No.21183270 >>21182475 I love Marisa!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 19:11:43 2019 No.21183472 >>21182475 I bet Shikieiki got her like this when she wanted to "borrow" something. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwcicXpaVm0

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 20:42:16 2019 No.21183786 >>21182556 hey, she was pretty strong about it! Well, up to a point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 20:57:51 2019 No.21183832 >>21182767 This, Alice wants to mating press Marisa at ANY cost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 21:01:21 2019 No.21183837 >>21183832 How is she going to do that if she doesn't have a penis?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 21:05:07 2019 No.21183848 File: 612 KB, 1000x1100, ALICE SMASH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21183837 Alice is a magician that transferred her soul to a human-sized doll, she just has to make a new doll body with a huge benis to impregnate Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 21:10:02 2019 No.21183860 >>21183848 >huge But Marisa is a very small girl. A large penis would hurt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 22:52:34 2019 No.21184184 we need an anti-reimu thread cause reimu sucks

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 22:54:41 2019 No.21184188 >>21184184 Pretty much at least Marisa seems she would be fun to hang out with. Reimu is just a straight up unlikeable psycho cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 23:36:19 2019 No.21184298 >>21183860 That's why I hate Marisa. She is too small to take me and keeps saying it hurts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 00:04:44 2019 No.21184392 File: 62 KB, 900x700, Welcome to Mayohiga, please leave.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marisa? more like, Marishut up, ha ha aha.

Anonymous Wed Apr 17 00:06:51 2019 No.21184403
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I saw Marisa at a grocery store in the village yesterday, actually. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for incriminating evidence or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen books in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of them and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any magical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 01:28:45 2019 No.21184706 >>21184672 why the hell is this weak shit still a playable character?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 03:10:59 2019 No.21185286 >>21184706 >>21185274 best outcome, hope she dies on the process too

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 04:23:10 2019 No.21185528 she cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 04:25:02 2019 No.21185531 >>21183472 His is this video so popular? I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 04:25:12 2019 No.21185532 Witches are for burning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 07:19:37 2019 No.21186116 >>21184298 Marisa is terrible at sex. She's a failure as a female.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 07:37:34 2019 No.21186181 >>21182560 that's surprisingly fitting to the image and i dont like it at all please delete your comment

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 07:56:37 2019 No.21186244 File: 20 KB, 300x314, 1330144845231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21184403

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 14:07:45 2019 No.21187926 she ugli

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 14:19:14 2019 No.21187985 post gore of marisa or sumireko at least

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 14:24:40 2019 No.21188016 >>21187985 Why Sumireko?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 17:45:39 2019 No.21189069 >>21182560 rape time rape time

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 21:28:57 2019 No.21190035 Naughty Marisa stole my heart and now she won't give it back!! I'm very angry with Marisa!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 21:45:41 2019 No.21190140 >>21184403 Marisa doesn't act like that, she is not a popular actress nor a crazy old woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 22:16:05 2019 No.21190298 >>21182475 I like Marisa but I would rather she live with me and shitpost on /jp/ as she rides me until 3 AM.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 22:20:02 2019 No.21190317 >>21190298 Then the next day we repeat until her very scent is just my smelly NEET smegma.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 22:22:44 2019 No.21190327 >>21184403 That's one funny Marisa. She's funnily rude but fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 22:24:25 2019 No.21190338 >>21190317 Anon, you really should clean your privates. Having smegma on your penis is not healthy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 22:49:22 2019 No.21190454 >>21190338 I do clean. I'm not some uncivilized swine. I just want to hug Mari as we shitpost and she's filled with my smegma.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 09:20:10 2019 No.21192552 >>21182613 this

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 11:31:15 2019 No.21193141 >>21182535 unexpected pregnancy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 20:41:41 2019 No.21195473 Why is she so shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 12:03:01 2019 No.21198469 >>21195473 Because she's so grand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 12:33:46 2019 No.21198584 File: 339 KB, 772x600, __kirisame_marisa_touhou_drawn_by_nekoguruma__834a03bf9afa160ed0eeeca5a42d22a0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dont bully this witch!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 12:37:45 2019 No.21198596 >>21198584 I want to cook Marisa's Tsuchinoko in front of Marisa and then forcefeed it to her.

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