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Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration eirei emiya !NERO.ByayA Fri Feb 20 08:25:30 2009 No.2115121 [Reply] [Original]

>The accident occurred when the boy was alone, sitting on the chair (which was for PC use); he managed to overcome the pain and call his father, who summoned an ambulance, but it took an hour to get him to hospital, by which time it was too late for him.
>The chair in question was a standard gas cylinder type, where the height is regulated by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas, and it was this which exploded, sending high velocity chair parts into the posterior of the unfortunate youth.

You had it coming, Shiki.

>>	Anonymous of Russian Federation !6907282216 Fri Feb 20 08:28:15 2009 No.2115128 sanukaku komupurekusu

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:30:57 2009 No.2115131 File: 75 KB, 250x250, reaction.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:34:15 2009 No.2115137 He must've had an highly elastic anus

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:34:15 2009 No.2115138 OH GOD NO WHY

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:34:15 2009 No.2115134 oh wow sauce?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:35:15 2009 No.2115140 I'm affraid of my chair now

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:36:15 2009 No.2115142 >>2115128 >sanukaku I facepalmed so hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:36:15 2009 No.2115144 >>2115140 As am I. I guess i'm gona replace it with something that doesn't have the potential to explode. Maybe a nice recliner?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:37:15 2009 No.2115145 Ouch, reminds me of that one girl who had her rectum sucked out by a pool drain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:40:15 2009 No.2115158 oh my god i am not sitting in this chair anymore

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:43:15 2009 No.2115165 This is precisely why I'm never gonna trade my traditional wooden chair away for anything

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:44:36 2009 No.2115168 File: 23 KB, 415x321, 1235137476175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2115121 In which country was the chair produced?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:46:15 2009 No.2115172 >>2115145 That reminds me of Guts by Chuck Palahniuk.

>>	eirei emiya !NERO.ByayA Fri Feb 20 08:47:15 2009 No.2115176 >>2115128 ん is your friend. >>2115140 My sentiments exactly. >>2115168 China.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:47:26 2009 No.2115177 File: 23 KB, 415x321, WOW THATS DEEP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think I am also afraid of my chair now, it's an old office chair. It's handles are taped up and it makes noise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:48:15 2009 No.2115183 I sit on a wooden bar stool with my legs crossed, so I guess I'm safe...?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:48:41 2009 No.2115182 >>2115176 k

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:49:15 2009 No.2115186 >>2115183 Yes, you are, but if it's shitty like all my broken wooden chairs you have a bleeding head coming up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:50:15 2009 No.2115188 holy shit time to buy a new chair

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:52:15 2009 No.2115190 > sankaku complex user burn him

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:52:15 2009 No.2115191 >he managed to overcome the pain and call his father >You had it coming, Shiki. >father >Shiki. ...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:52:15 2009 No.2115193 my chair won't explode my chair won't explode my chair won't explode my chair won't explode my chair won't explode my chair won't explode my chair won't explode my chair won't explode my chair won't explode fffuck that's scary

>>	eirei emiya !NERO.ByayA Fri Feb 20 08:53:05 2009 No.2115194 File: 101 KB, 400x400, roastbeef_oh_u.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2115190 Also a tripfag, I should probably be burned twice just to be on the safe side.

>>	Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. Fri Feb 20 08:53:15 2009 No.2115195 Luckily my chair is of high quality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:53:53 2009 No.2115198 >>2115176 I checked my chair. Not manufactured in China, but god damnit it's cheap.

>>	eirei emiya !NERO.ByayA Fri Feb 20 08:55:15 2009 No.2115201 >>2115191 Clearly it happened in the Arima household.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:56:11 2009 No.2115202 File: 48 KB, 800x600, 1187904420776.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It was suck to die like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 08:58:15 2009 No.2115208 >>2115202 >800x600 Fucked up eroge?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 09:29:15 2009 No.2115291 My chair is made of solid wood with no gas cylinder shit. Enjoy your anal rape everyone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 09:31:15 2009 No.2115298 >>2115202 SAAAAAAAUUUUCEEEE?!?!?!

>>	Otamega !!ayB95ymnz5C Fri Feb 20 09:35:15 2009 No.2115305 >>2115121 This is why I use a couch

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 09:40:42 2009 No.2115316 File: 13 KB, 478x417, post8-22-bed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hah, fuck you chair and couch faggots, I haven't left my bed in 3 days.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 09:45:15 2009 No.2115322 >>2115316 How do you eat? Bathroom?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 09:45:15 2009 No.2115321 >>2115316 Are you hungry?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 09:48:15 2009 No.2115325 >>2115321 >>2115322 I don't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 09:59:15 2009 No.2115344 >>2115325 How do you acquire fuel to process for the proper functioning of your body?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 10:00:15 2009 No.2115349 >>2115344 >>2115325

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 10:37:15 2009 No.2115431 >>2115321 i think its possbile to have some food there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 10:40:15 2009 No.2115435 >The chair in question was a standard gas cylinder type This is too high technology for the Tohno mansion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 10:55:15 2009 No.2115459 When you fap on the chair there is a higher possibility for an incident like this right? I mean the cylinder probably strains when you lean back

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 11:09:15 2009 No.2115496 >>2115459 no

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 11:19:15 2009 No.2115524 >>2115140 >I'm affraid of my chair now Same here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 20:09:15 2009 No.2117276 Tsukihime II: This Chair Strikes Back!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 20:36:15 2009 No.2117359 >>2117276 This chair is an ass sore?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 20:37:15 2009 No.2117365 This happened in China. That pretty much explains everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 04:26:15 2009 No.2118760 >>2115202 Page 8 bump for SAUCE

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 04:54:15 2009 No.2118784 http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/02/20/chair-kills-boy-by-anal-penetration/ use google next time, fags

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 05:15:15 2009 No.2118811 How can I tell if my chair is gas or oil cylinder type?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 05:49:10 2009 No.2118863 File: 33 KB, 449x300, anal-chair-death.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Found some pics. Still not sure if this is true or not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 05:50:21 2009 No.2118866 File: 37 KB, 448x297, anal-chair-death2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 05:53:11 2009 No.2118870 File: 145 KB, 1076x605, 1178291080095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 05:53:15 2009 No.2118871 Supposedly this happened once before in China in 2007, but the 68-year-old survived that one. I call internet bullshit on this.

>>	Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF Sat Feb 21 05:54:15 2009 No.2118873 >>2118863 Where's the blood?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 05:55:15 2009 No.2118878 Ah shit, it's in the state media: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2007-09/11/content_6096611.htm Seems kind of legit now. Fucking Chinese chairs. This is worse than the gyoza and lead paint.

>>	博麗　霊夢 !1rAyMooPLc Sat Feb 21 05:58:15 2009 No.2118889 I don't want to sit down anymore...

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 06:03:15 2009 No.2118901 >>2118889 Nah, it's only dangerous when you stand up and the cylinder decompresses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 06:16:15 2009 No.2118941 What the FUCK, DUDES!?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 06:22:15 2009 No.2118960 >>2118901 now i'm afraid to get up from my chair

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 06:23:15 2009 No.2118964 but how does chair know what a Visual Novel is?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 06:40:15 2009 No.2119005 Now I'm never getting up again. Luckily, this chair has wheels.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 14:50:15 2009 No.2119998 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 14:55:14 2009 No.2120017 >>2119005 Solution: When you want to get up, leap from chair and hope that you won't get butthurt.

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