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2113736 No.2113736 [Reply] [Original]

Smile, anonymous.

The day your dream came true ! No more fapping to flat 2D pic in LCD, this one is real !

http://gndynames.wordpress.com/2008/12/29/faithstay-knight/

>> No.2113694

>>2113678
They are, but I just woke up and saw this shitty thread so I couldn't reply to each post separately.

>> No.2113761

Old as my grandfather's balls

>> No.2113775

jap porn is terrible

>> No.2113778

>>2113736
But Saber is european

>> No.2113786

Oh you cruel, cruel man you.

>> No.2113791

CANNOT UNSEE

>> No.2113802

Archer looks like a washed up 80s rock star.

>> No.2113806

>The day your dream came true
>No more fapping to flat 2D

Mutually exclusive for most of /jp/

>> No.2113826

>The day your dream came true !
Murder is legal?
>No more fapping to flat 2D pic in LCD
Have you considered drinking some rat poison? I heard it does wonders to your health.

>> No.2113856

Everyone here should already know about parody JAVs and how terrible they are. It's amazing how they found a way to make 3D even more disgusting by trying to imitate 2D.

>> No.2114517

>>2113826
>>2113856

Hey what's the matter ? You should thank me for freeing you from your pathetic 2D and bring you some real worth-fapping 3D.

>> No.2114543

>>2114517
Fapping to 3d it's like I'm actually having sex

>> No.2114552
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>>2114517
>3D
>worth-fapping

>> No.2114556
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>>2113856

Gee, man, I don't know. I thought Clonnad was really neat.

>> No.2114564

What a slowpoke.

>> No.2114598

Oh my god what have they done to you Ilya ;_;
As if tortureing and ripping your heart out and so on was not bad enough.

Atleast they could have given her a wig or something.

>> No.2114644
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>> No.2114787
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>This thread

>> No.2114788

This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread is an eyesore. Disappear!

>> No.2114792

>>2113802
Hey! Billy Idol isn't washed up!

>> No.2114795

Old shit is oooollldddd... like this meme, approximately.

>> No.2114829

I have lost faith in the porn industry

>> No.2114834

>>2114829
Japanese porn industry has always been shit except for the way out fringe shit.

>> No.2114856

So you're telling me *that* Shirou fucks in the movie?

>> No.2114863

>>2114644
Is that supposed to be Berserker?

>> No.2114875

>>2114863
oh god it is

>> No.2114900

So where's Kotomine and Gilgamesh ?

I really want to see them after catching a glimpse at Saber's face.

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>>2114834

>> No.2115409
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2115409

Archer looks FABULOUS...

or not.

>> No.2115420

That reminds me I never watched Lozen Maiden.

>> No.2115427

>>2113736
They should have at least gotten a western girl to play Saber.

>> No.2115444

>>2114644
Is that Berserker?

>> No.2115447

Fapping to 3d makes me feel gross. I don't touch that funk

>> No.2115456

>>2113736
Ugly actors = FAIL
Generic, unarousing Japanese porn style sex scenes = FAIL
Female actors making rapefaces and squealing like retarded babies = FAIL
Using Asians for European characters = FAIL

But hey, at least this ain't Street Fucker.

>> No.2115462

>>2115456
Street Fucker? That sounds fucking awesome. Pics?

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>>2115462
Okay. You asked for it!

>> No.2115483
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Sakura: I AM TEH CUTEST!

>> No.2115487
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This thread.

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>>2113736
Still not as bad as this pic.

>> No.2115505
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>>2115483
Screw traveling the world to fight strong challengers. Lets have sex.

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2115512

Imma rubbing you up your skirt while your standing on the bed because thats what gets them Japanese viewers off.

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>>2115512
I am a questionably Caucasian American patriot with my equally questionable-looking champion sumo E-Honda...

>> No.2115528

>>2115519
oh god no why

>> No.2115530
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>>2115519
....KNOCKING OURSELVES OUT WITH COKE LIKE TRUE AMERICANS!

>> No.2115533

What the fuck?

>> No.2115543
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2115543

Grown-up Ilya

>> No.2115551
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Improved Rin

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>>2115530
I am Chun-Li from the Intepol hauling your asses to jail.

>> No.2115557

>>2115543
FUCK FUCK FUCK NO

>> No.2115560
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>This thread

>> No.2115566

>>2115556
I think that's supposed to
be Karin and not Chun-Li.

>> No.2115605

>>2115566
I think she is disguised as Karin in that scene, for whatever reason.

>> No.2115627

brb, gauging my eyes out

>> No.2115647

KILL IT WITH FIRE

>> No.2115685

>>2114556
CLONNAD, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.2115726
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This thread.

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sup guyz?

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Am i GAR?

>> No.2115836

>>2115556
Sauce is from Gaijin Smash, by the way.

>> No.2115841

This is both disappointing and horrifying.

>> No.2115844
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Watch on YouTube! OHHO HO HO HO

Part 1:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CME474xK0rY
Part 2:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC3pOa2Swmc&feature=related
Part 3:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjw8FXRYryE&feature=related

>> No.2115862

I lol'd

>> No.2115876
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>>2113736
Please. Die.

>> No.2115914

Someone post ss of Kirei and goldy plz.

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>>2115831

FEEL THE DIFFERENCE

>> No.2116159

>>2115904
A tsukihime one is next!

>> No.2116176

Why does saber's hair look so dark.

And her eyes not so round.

>> No.2116178

>>2116176
Japanese movies never hire non-Asian actors. You never saw screenshots from the Death Note movie?

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...............................................................Ojou-san.

>> No.2116193

>>2116178
I always found this funny. In american films, they'll actually have a guy speaking russian, german, chinese, ect. and they'll put subs on the screen; but in japan, everyone's running around speaking japanese all across the world.

And they all look like japanese people!

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S-Shirou?!

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>>2116193
>In american films, they'll actually have a guy speaking russian, german, chinese, ect.

>> No.2116215

>>2116198
Of course they dont ALWAYS have it. It's not the rule, I'm just saying I've seen it occur a lot more in American films than Japanese ones.

That's probably because American films are generally higher budget, I know, I'm just making an observation.

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>>2115551

>> No.2117006

>I always found this funny. In american films, they'll actually have a guy speaking russian, german, chinese, ect. and they'll put subs on the screen;

Have you never watched a movie in the States? The people selling tickets have to warn people that a movie has subtitles and then they still complain when it does.

As for the rest of your statement, look at how few Asian characters are actually played by Asian actors.

>> No.2117027

>>2116198
I lol'd hard too.

>> No.2117062

>>2116215
Also the fact that America is a multicultural country so it's a lot easier to find actors of different nationalities. Even then they still usually speak English though.

>> No.2117324

I had scene all of these, but damn, they get me every time. The haruhi live action porn is missing though.

>> No.2117507

>>2116184

No,you're not my Servant. Kill yourself.

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