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Anonymous Tue, Apr 2, 2019 23:05:00 No.21100791 [Reply] [Original]

When’s touhou 17? i’ve 1cc’d every game on lunatic and i need more

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 2, 2019 23:05:49 No.21100795 >>21100791 >Cirno doing the most human thing imaginable Isn't she supposed to be a fairy?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 2, 2019 23:06:25 No.21100797 >>21100795 why do you think fairies don’t shit?

Anonymous Tue, Apr 2, 2019 23:15:29 No.21100822

>>21100797
Fairies must be shitting all over the place and in people's fields lmao
imagine coming home to a broken doorknob and a toilet full of fairy shit
talk about extreme pranks. No wonder Akyuun hates Fairies so much. They shat in her garden and took her semen potential mates!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 2, 2019 23:36:34 No.21100917 >>21100791 Go for LNB/LNN/Score, senpai.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 2, 2019 23:37:20 No.21100919 >>21100797 Because they are cute girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 00:57:08 No.21101242 >>21100797 girls don't poop

Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 01:03:01 No.21101261

>>21100797
The undignified act of pooping is associated with "humans" because other fantasy humanoids don't exist in real life.

In fiction, any author can create a species of human-like creatures that may or may not poop like humans. The author can make up whatever he wants about their biology. So you are never sure if a human-like creature canonically poops or not unless the author has shed light on the matter.

Literal human beings, on the other hands, exist in real life. And when they appear in fiction, we can assume that they are just like real ones. So being human automatically makes a female character pathetic and shameful, since it means that she poops.

Humans are associated with pooping because other humanoid species like fairies, kokiri, youkais may not poop, depending on what the author says. But humans do. That's why human characters are automatically pathetic, dirty creatures and their human condition is the most shameful thing imaginable,

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 09:40:48 No.21103018 >>21100822 this, shit and semen

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 09:46:13 No.21103038 >>21100791 ZUN has been in the pattern of releasing a mainline game every two years. HSiFS was released in 2017 so we'll likely get TH17 later this year.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 10:02:15 No.21103106
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>>21101261
Fairies in Touhou are canonically impurity incarnate and thus do shit. On a related note, from the fact that Junko and Lunarians are canonically pure, we can similarly deduce that they don't shit, but that's beside the point. The point is that if you were to go to Gensokyo, with a little luck you might find any of these fine ladies in the middle of performing the most humane and undignified act of taking a shit in the woods.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 10:03:20 No.21103116 >>21100795 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 10:38:33 No.21103333 >>21103106 But fairies look like little girls. It's just wrong for them to shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 10:46:18 No.21103378 >>21103106 if junko doesn't shit then how is she still alive

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 10:47:48 No.21103383 >>21103378 Dignity and pride are more important than health. Especially if you are a hella cute loli. It doesn't matter if you are filled to the brim with shit when you've got a cute loli face.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 10:48:52 No.21103392 >>21103378 Ask Kim Jong Un. He never shat even once in his entire life.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 10:49:06 No.21103393 >>21103383 what about the smell

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 10:56:38 No.21103436 >>21103018 Imagine Akyuu trying to scrape as much semen as possible from the piles of fairy shit, absolutely pathetic

Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 11:15:40 No.21103549

>>21103392
>tfw Kim Jong Un's ass is literally more clean and pure than any human loli ass in the world, even your loli cousin's ass
Imagine being such a majestic paragon of a person that loli asses seem vulgar, smelly and disgusting compared to yours.

Remember that one super cute loli you still have a crush on even though she doesn't exist anymore because it's been 15 years since you last saw her in fifth grade. That one? Well, guess what. Her ass smelled terrible compared to Kim Jong Un's. Even the cutest loli is still human and literal garbage compared to an anusless living god. Long live North Korea!

Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 14:53:51 No.21104692

>>21101261
>So being human automatically makes a female character pathetic and shameful, since it means that she poops.

I doubt Marisa and Raymoo are ashamed about their magical critter friends being aware that they make poo-poo. Sakuya and Sanae might be ashamed about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 14:58:26 No.21104708 why don't you try a cave stg

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 15:02:17 No.21104727 >>21104708 they suck

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 15:05:49 No.21104739 >>21104727 raizing? psikyo?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 15:15:12 No.21104775 >>21104739 yawn

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 15:20:25 No.21104796 What is this meme that little girls don't shit? They literally have the nastiest asses in the world. Which makes sense since they were in diapers a few years prior

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 15:31:49 No.21104848 >>21104775 you suck

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 15:39:45 No.21104883 >>21104848 no u

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 16:13:01 No.21105043 >>21103549 That was all a lie, I think. Maybe not, but it's pretty likely. I mean, he's a dictator.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 16:13:51 No.21105045 >>21100795 Fairies eat because humans do it, so it makes sense that they shit because they see humans doing it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 18:24:42 No.21105736 File: 910 KB, 800x1153, 1506709696502.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21103378 That's the thing. Junko is not alive. She's a vengeful spirit. In other words, dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2019 18:31:31 No.21105780 File: 1.28 MB, 768x1024, 26121F3E-989B-44BE-970E-6617FD4AF1BA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can we talk about why op is lying about his claims?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 4, 2019 01:01:53 No.21107621 Chiruno wa She wa

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 4, 2019 01:59:32 No.21107765 >>21105736 Uh, no. She's divine spirit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 4, 2019 03:31:00 No.21107984 >>21100791 Honestly? Im expecting that we will likely get an announcement this month for the demo of the next game, which ZUN will release at Reitaisai next month. Assuming he sticks to pattern.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 4, 2019 05:23:05 No.21108289 >>21100791 >every game That better include HRTP you fucking loser

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 4, 2019 09:46:46 No.21109106 File: 334 KB, 1024x1010, __koakuma_touhou_drawn_by_yadoyuki__515730bb4db64b107084acedf192f9ce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Koakuma kunny

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 4, 2019 18:04:45 No.21111456 >>21103436 Shit dude. Not even Akyuu would steep that low. You two are bullying her at this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 4, 2019 18:06:37 No.21111474 >>21103392 I love nork memes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 4, 2019 18:08:38 No.21111489 >>21103549 >Remember that one super cute loli you still have a crush on YES I DO, fucking slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 4, 2019 19:42:40 No.21111923 >>21109106 I want to join a local chapter of the Koakuma Kunny Klub!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2019 01:33:01 No.21113355 I wanna see Cirno poopin'!

Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2019 04:05:27 No.21113859
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>>21111923
Please visit the next Klown Kunny Klassic thread and seek further info!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 5, 2019 22:53:51 No.21118847 >>21113355 scat is hot

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 6, 2019 17:59:06 No.21124257 >>21101242 But do onaholes?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 7, 2019 11:22:58 No.21128949 >>21118847 But Cirno's turds are cold!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 7, 2019 16:12:39 No.21130374 >>21100791 imagine if she shitted ice cubes hahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 8, 2019 10:17:43 No.21135203 >>21100791 There are pretty good fangames. Some that released this year were Hollow Song of Birds and Fantastic Danmaku Festival Part 2 (Remake of PCB, but still has new patterns and characters).

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 8, 2019 18:58:47 No.21137463 File: 225 KB, 488x424, 1539365380254.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21135203 >remaking classic ZUN games >implying even ZUN could make PCB better

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 8, 2019 19:01:42 No.21137476 >>21137463 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2019 08:33:43 No.21140192 >>21100822 THESE ANNOYING BRATS GET OUTTA MY LAWN!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2019 08:40:19 No.21140224 >>21137476 (you)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2019 08:59:03 No.21140272 Would Cirno feel anything if you put ice cubes up her butt?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2019 09:00:05 No.21140275 >>21140272 Shame.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2019 10:09:24 No.21140611 >>21140224 I didn't say that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2019 21:27:22 No.21143584,1 >>21137463 Until you fags stop reporting me when I visit your threads is when you are allowed to post on /jp/. I'm tired of you faggots giving me rangebans from /a/. I don't even shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2019 21:30:56 No.21143584 >>21140192 haha

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 9, 2019 22:37:13 No.21143827 Now try LoLK LNN

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 10, 2019 00:51:27 No.21144410 >>21137463 Who are you quoting?

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