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Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:35:53 2019 No.21092095 [Reply] [Original]

Griffin underboob

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Content Aggregator: Anubis.moe
Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:36:47 2019 No.21092103 File: 2.60 MB, 1798x1625, 1513056390430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for BEEG sneks

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:37:07 2019 No.21092105 Two(2) threads in a row with no subject!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:37:09 2019 No.21092106 >>21092095 Here's a lewd version. https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2787175

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:37:21 2019 No.21092107 Making a flush of trumparts blush!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:37:34 2019 No.21092110 Anon you fucked it. I did this last thread? How can you make the same mistake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:37:51 2019 No.21092111 File: 155 KB, 800x1000, 1459283397378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fox

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:37:55 2019 No.21092112 >>21092095 You fucked it up again

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:38:06 2019 No.21092114 baphomet is coming to rape you tonight

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:38:42 2019 No.21092118 >>21092114 What a devious prank

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:38:42 2019 No.21092119

>>21092095
To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:39:12 2019 No.21092122
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>OP fucked it up
Well this is a good omen, but since this is a new thread lets try this again:
Will we ever get monster girl waifus in this world or the next?<span class="fortune" style="color:#7fec11">

Your fortune: Bad Luck[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:39:15 2019 No.21092123 >>21092114 Can't wait!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:39:40 2019 No.21092124 >>21092112 >>21092110 Explain please?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:40:14 2019 No.21092127 >>21092122 I mean, it's not VERY bad luck this time, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:40:26 2019 No.21092131 >>21092114 Not me, I have bad luck.<span class="fortune" style="color:#d302a7"> Your fortune: Godly Luck[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:40:49 2019 No.21092134 >>21092122 Holy fuck i can barely see the green. >>21092124 Last thread i forgot to put "Monster Girl Thread " in the subject. You did the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:40:50 2019 No.21092135 >>21092122 How do I dislike posts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:41:51 2019 No.21092139 >>21092131 >Not me, I have bad luck. >Fortune Doubt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:42:52 2019 No.21092144 Do you have any cute nickname for your waifus?<div class="like-perk-cnt"><div style="text-align:right"><img alt="" width="32" height="32" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/temp/verified.png"></div></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:43:05 2019 No.21092145 >>21092131 A nerdy Cheshire in IT must be pranking you. I bet she’s got a fat cat ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:43:07 2019 No.21092147 File: 1.99 MB, 1480x2180, 73655447_p11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] like this post or get marked by a pack of wolfgirls

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:43:19 2019 No.21092148 >>21092134 >Holy fuck i can barely see the green. >He doesn't use night mode >Laughing Cheshires.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:44:05 2019 No.21092154 I want to stick my penis in a monster girl's pussy <div class="like-perk-cnt"> </div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:45:20 2019 No.21092161 >>21092103 Crawl back to your shithole parasite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:45:36 2019 No.21092164 >>21092131 you have godly luck. that means you're getting raped by a posse of witches then they start celebrating the dark rape of baphomet-sama herself upon you. may your inner lolicon thrive from these children mercilessly

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:45:42 2019 No.21092165
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Did you know that Yetis cancelled that one TV show you liked?
Perk related, its where Yetis belong.<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" width="32" height="32" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/trash@2x.gif"></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:46:35 2019 No.21092170 Rolled 2 (1d6) >>21092145 >>21092148 Are Cheshire butts the phattest of them all? Evens yes, odds no

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:47:02 2019 No.21092174 >>21092144 Princess, Jewel of the Nile, Ankh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:47:11 2019 No.21092175 Does my waifu even love me?<span class="fortune" style="color:#0893e1"> Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:47:36 2019 No.21092177 >>21092165 Yetis are the reason Rebuild 4.0 isn't done yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:47:54 2019 No.21092181 >>21092170 Cheshy-Chan on top for the bottoms! Take that Kakuen!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:48:03 2019 No.21092183 File: 183 KB, 1400x1711, 1553472395919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] <div class="like-perk-cnt">♨️</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:48:28 2019 No.21092186 >>21092175 Fuck, I think I just got NTR'd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:49:00 2019 No.21092193 >>21092175 Enjoy getting alley raped by a big black man, anon. In fact, will it be a big black man?<span class="fortune" style="color:#43fd3b"> Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:49:25 2019 No.21092195 File: 90 KB, 1013x681, 1550412453622.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21092144 onahole :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:49:53 2019 No.21092199 Rolled 14 (1d100) >>21092170 Rolling for my Pslime waifus bust size.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:50:02 2019 No.21092201 >>21092193 >He's going to fuck him through the letterbox Anon's future gay rapist gets points for creativity at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:50:55 2019 No.21092209 Rolled 94 (1d100) >>21092199 Rerollin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:51:12 2019 No.21092214 >>21092147 i need to be taken turns getting raped by sex-craved werewolves until i'm mindbroken by the 8-foot tall alpha

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:52:39 2019 No.21092221 File: 737 KB, 1013x1200, Gandharva.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21092209 Much better. Titty monsters are the best in my personal subjective opinion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:52:40 2019 No.21092222 File: 387 KB, 1560x2405, __original_drawn_by_onineko_chan__d3b0d92915be5519d4a47739347e6e6d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rolled 81 (1d100) >>21092170 Also rolling for dark mage waifu bust size

>>	None !4X8vLLNDE2 Mon Apr 1 15:53:34 2019 No.21092229 File: 242 KB, 850x948, sample_938f99c80cb391e10ddba09502f1a16f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21092177 no, that's anno being anno and fags should go spam fortunes on /b/ instead of this thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:53:43 2019 No.21092230 >>21092222 I'm perfectly happy with this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:53:46 2019 No.21092232 Are we all destined to alp?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:54:29 2019 No.21092238 >>21092209 >>21092222 Big busty wives, nice!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:55:05 2019 No.21092248 >>21092229 >trip >sample image You are in no place to judge, faggot.<div class="like-perk-cnt">😂</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:55:16 2019 No.21092250 Will we become alps this year?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:55:24 2019 No.21092252 >>21092232<span class="fortune" style="color:#d302a7"> Your fortune: Godly Luck[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:55:57 2019 No.21092260 >>21092222 Nice roll anon. I hope you enjoy your wifes megamilkers.<div class="like-perk-cnt">💯</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:56:46 2019 No.21092266 File: 691 KB, 750x1061, 1494721189492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rolled 27 (1d100) >>21092222 Rolling for Pharaoh bust size.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:57:39 2019 No.21092274 >>21092266 Ouch<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" width="32" height="32" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/trash@2x.gif"></div>

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:57:44 2019 No.21092275

>>21092209
>her enormous, ponderous slimesacs audibly lurch and squelch, filled to absolute bursting as she pants with a vacant expression of need
>they surge just a tiny bit bigger as if to emphasize just how badly she needs you to attend to them
>a trail of sticky slime drool drips out the side of her mouth as she wobbled them back and forth in front of you, incoherently moaning in need

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:59:36 2019 No.21092291 >>21092275 I imagine she giggles a lot too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 15:59:54 2019 No.21092295 >>21092266 I am sorry for your loss. >>21092275 Yes. This is how i want to meet her. Still reeling in total bliss from recent monsterization and with an urgent need for my cock.

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:00:04 2019 No.21092299

>>21092222
>big, perky and full, her breasts are kept magically firm and pristine by a simple charm, letting her forgo bras and support
>she takes every opportunity to let them hang loose, her outfit woefully thin in cloth letting her air-tenting nipples on display half the time while she nonchalantly carries on
>when she bends down in front of you, over a foot of exposed cleavage greets you, and she instantly smugly smirks at you failing to turn your eyes away every single time

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:00:34 2019 No.21092300 Reposting, in case you missed it: https://pastebin.com/VaSmzrB1

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:02:22 2019 No.21092311 File: 482 KB, 808x1000, 1502121797489.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21092274 >>21092295 We can always pray to Hathor

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:03:05 2019 No.21092317 >>21092299 I don't normally agree with anon's takes on my waifu's traits and personality, but you knocked that out of the park.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:04:08 2019 No.21092329 >>21092311 Small titties can be fun too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:05:48 2019 No.21092340 >>21092329 Small (but not flat) perky titties are the best.

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:06:32 2019 No.21092345
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>>21092266
>The Pharaoh pouts as she gazes upon herself in the mirror
>She's not pouting at her deliciously long and toned legs, the likes of which are only accentuated by her high heels
>Nor at her voluptuous ass, which jiggles with every step she takes and is clung to by her tight dresses
>Not at her deep bronzen skin either, which she religiously tans every afternoon
>No, she pouts at her (lack of a) chest, her breasts not even reaching a handful and barely poking through her sheer linen top
>She might have to ask her Anubis aide if she knows any magical spells to resolve this issue
The idea of a bottom-heavy Pharaoh is awesome, especially if her Apophis rival has been blessed by the fruits of Hathor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:07:24 2019 No.21092350 >>21092250 here's hoping you all deserve dick<div class="like-perk-cnt">👌</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:08:54 2019 No.21092359 >>21092345 Okay her having a huge ass and heels makes up for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:10:27 2019 No.21092374 Wait, what?<div class="like-perk-cnt"><b style="font-size: 14px">Coin Flip: Tails</b></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:16:52 2019 No.21092411 File: 856 KB, 840x1200, __afilia_original_drawn_by_kiyomin__e6b1d67d2562db60f3e9837896617b0f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have a loli vampire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:18:35 2019 No.21092427 File: 626 KB, 894x1474, 1499553871395.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21092111 Best type of fox indeed

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:19:02 2019 No.21092433 >>21092411 >Loli No thanks. Also using this moment to find out what a bflag is.<div class="like-perk-cnt">🏴</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:20:51 2019 No.21092447 File: 64 KB, 680x575, a452dc12bc61da28997395187435ddf9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21092411 but i want a petite dragon girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:21:10 2019 No.21092448 >>21092411 for a second there, i thought that was a dragon...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:21:57 2019 No.21092454 File: 559 KB, 840x1200, __afilia_original_drawn_by_kiyomin__40c3b9b6dd89d6e12c8c40e6283f1a4e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21092433 Poor taste and poor score.<div class="like-perk-cnt">💔</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:22:08 2019 No.21092455 >>21092433 Retard<div class="like-perk-cnt">💢</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:22:35 2019 No.21092457 I want a cheshire with huge, cat tats. The largest of feline funbags!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:22:51 2019 No.21092460 File: 80 KB, 900x704, f5a14f977b3ff2b3b10bbab85a654009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21092447 >petite for what purpose<div class="like-perk-cnt">🙁</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:24:17 2019 No.21092468 >>21092448 Same. Look quite similar. Assuming we are thinking of the same dragon. >>21092460 I cant find any pictures of a stacked Fem corrin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:24:21 2019 No.21092471 >>21092454 Loli is shit as for the score its better than you think

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:26:45 2019 No.21092491 File: 661 KB, 400x224, 1419905171688.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21092457 who is booby lady now?<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" width="77" height="13" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/nofile.png"></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:27:04 2019 No.21092496 >>21092460 Lucoa is nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:27:39 2019 No.21092501 >>21092491 That cheshire will be, even if she must alter her teleportation calculations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:28:27 2019 No.21092510 >>21092496 i'm mad she doesn't have a tail mad

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:29:31 2019 No.21092521 File: 325 KB, 600x773, 2e016ebf6eb7fa50aad6618118569e39.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bully and breed hobo roach chan!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:35:58 2019 No.21092559 So you CAN have two perks at once...<div class="like-perk-cnt">🌈</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:36:05 2019 No.21092560 >>21092266 Just pretend it’s 127cm

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:37:55 2019 No.21092569 >>21092559 Well yeah, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:37:57 2019 No.21092570 Only Chads with big scores can roll for their waifus bust size.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:39:14 2019 No.21092577 Rolled 29 (1d100) >>21092570 Like me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:40:20 2019 No.21092580 >>21092577 Big score, tiny tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:40:50 2019 No.21092585 Rolled 2 (1d6) >>21092577 Nice, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:40:53 2019 No.21092587 File: 13 KB, 240x240, image (5).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder if you could obtain items that certain monsters obsess over?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:42:29 2019 No.21092594 >>21092587 necronomicon for liches

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:44:35 2019 No.21092604 File: 154 KB, 1093x747, Hatss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21092577 Will anon of the tiny titties be able to reverse his waifu's curse?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:45:35 2019 No.21092611 >>21092577 Yep. >>21092585 >Rolling a 1d6 Cmon man. Use the 1d100.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:46:23 2019 No.21092618 >>21092144 Cunny slave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:46:27 2019 No.21092619 >>21092345 Fantastic. I love the idea of her being so pouty and dejected while not realizing that she’s got a 12/10 goin on for the rest of her. These are some awesome greentexts, moar

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:48:13 2019 No.21092636 >>21092619 Agree with anon. Could you maybe do some more Pslime or darkmage as well?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:48:51 2019 No.21092643 Rolled 2 (1d100) >>21092611 You can't MAKE me

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:48:56 2019 No.21092644 Rolled 20 (1d100) >>21092570 Okay then. Lets go for broke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:49:40 2019 No.21092649 File: 441 KB, 1091x1488, 1451783466620.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21092611 >>21092604 >>21092585 >>21092580 She makes up for it in other areas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:50:00 2019 No.21092651 >>21092644 Ouch >>21092643 FUCKING OUCH<div class="like-perk-cnt">💢</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:50:15 2019 No.21092653 >>21092643 >same score Holy fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:50:29 2019 No.21092654 >>21092643 Well fuck i guess it didnt matter.<div class="like-perk-cnt">😃</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:50:37 2019 No.21092656 >>21092587 Jewels for dragons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:51:41 2019 No.21092662 >tfw havent unlocked 100 dice yet pls gib

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:52:08 2019 No.21092665 >>21092662 Like this post and I'll roll for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:53:02 2019 No.21092676 >>21092636 Pick a parameter, such as current horniness, or amount of magical power, or something of that nature, and roll for it. That goes for everybody, let’s have some fun using that for prompts! Come come, let’s start the wonderous april party!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:53:06 2019 No.21092677 File: 225 KB, 1134x849, 1515988577855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rolled 8 (1d100) >>21092651 >>21092653 No bullying

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:53:39 2019 No.21092681 Rolled 19 (1d100) >>21092570 Need me a big tiddy sandworm

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:54:17 2019 No.21092685 Rolled 13 (1d100) >>21092676 How big is your mom's ass?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:54:18 2019 No.21092684 >>21092676 And if you don’t have the 100 dice, that’s okay, we’ll make it percentage based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:55:26 2019 No.21092694 >>21092681 >>21092677 >All these tiny tits! Fuck the Sabbath and their assault on this thread.<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" width="32" height="32" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/trash@2x.gif"></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:56:14 2019 No.21092699 File: 142 KB, 1200x1200, 117ebb03f2873f787caf59f5d342094d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21092665 could you roll for my vamp waifu bust size? i will like your post anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:56:16 2019 No.21092700 >>21092694 >Fuck Sabbath No, anon! That's exactly what they want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:56:38 2019 No.21092703 Rolled 38 (1d100) >>21092699 Gib likes

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:56:58 2019 No.21092709 Rolled 91 (1d100) >>21092266 >>21092577 >>21092643 >>21092644 >>21092677 >>21092681 Holy fuck how has my 94 still not been beaten. >>21092676 Well for Parasite slime with the biggest tits. How about rolling for her current horniness?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:56:59 2019 No.21092710 File: 802 KB, 1343x1408, 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rolled 48 (1d100) Titanic Troll Titties

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:57:59 2019 No.21092720 >>21092709 This anon is clearly working with Sabbath to steal our waifus' bust size.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:58:34 2019 No.21092728 >>21092703 thank you anon! looks like vamp lost too

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 16:59:09 2019 No.21092731 File: 461 KB, 850x749, 1481684880763.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rolled 67 (1d100) >>21092710 Lovey Lonely Liches.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:00:20 2019 No.21092739 >>21092720 I object to that accusation! >>21092728 Maybe i should have rolled for you. It seems everyone else has been cursed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:01:14 2019 No.21092746 >>21092731 I see Anon has a bustier than average Lich.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:01:26 2019 No.21092748 File: 148 KB, 778x1200, CnPcuXkUsAEoa_3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21092676 Well, I know my waifu's breast size, so what's her magical power?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:02:35 2019 No.21092754 File: 27 KB, 640x500, 3A243A0C-1EB6-40C4-BB6A-5A51B4BA24EA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21092374 Tails are very important.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:02:38 2019 No.21092755 >>21092748 did you forget to roll dark mage anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:02:50 2019 No.21092758 File: 1.06 MB, 1640x1160, 1506607058729.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rolled 29 (1d100) >>21092746 Well she needs to put all of that excess mana somewhere, anon!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:03:33 2019 No.21092763 File: 152 KB, 1016x1313, 1533333914639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Okay, kid gloves are off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:03:49 2019 No.21092768 File: 148 KB, 778x1200, CnPcuXkUsAEoa_3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rolled 12 (1d100) >>21092755 I did. Retrying the post: actually remembering to roll edition: Well, I know my waifu's breast size, so what's her magical power?

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:04:06 2019 No.21092769

>>21092709
>you watch as the newly fully slime’d woman gyrates on the raised lump of slime beneath her, eyes glazed over
>the warm goop beneath her is bubbling, churning and pulsing in time with her breath and heartbeat, and you notice that her entrance is practically throbbing with need just beneath the surface of her elevated slime puddle
>her hands, shaking, reach forward and rip at her already torn blouse, with no pretense of organization or subtlety- she needs her tits exposed NOW, and she needs you to grab them NOW
>a second drool line of slime drips from the other side of her mouth, her whole body squelching and bouncing with small gurgles as unseen changes are making her the perfect fuckdoll for you inside and out
>as her nipples begin to leak from the overflowing tits they cap, she moans out a single phrase in gurgling desperate desire
>”Need... fuck... me... anon...”
>her body leans back in position, waiting achingly for you to oblige

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:04:57 2019 No.21092774 >>21092768 >My waifu literally just cosplays as a mage and can't cast shit Well then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:05:03 2019 No.21092775 File: 311 KB, 3000x2774, Baphomet27.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thick heavy bottom Baphos

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:05:36 2019 No.21092777 I want a harem of Kunoichis, hopefully my luck will be good.<span class="fortune" style="color:#0893e1"> Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:06:23 2019 No.21092781 >>21092768 >>21092774 At least she has massive tits. >>21092769 My fucking dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:06:40 2019 No.21092783 >>21092777 Someone's getting a tanned Kunoichi.

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:07:29 2019 No.21092789

>All these terrible fortunes and rolls
Why has KC forsaken us? Will I at least get a big titty goth Dark Mage waifu who can actually cast magic unlike >>21092768 ?<span class="fortune" style="color:#2a56fb">

Your fortune: Better not tell you now[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:07:42 2019 No.21092790 >>21092777 >anon got gangraped by niggers instead BLACKED

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:07:48 2019 No.21092791 >>21092777 >>21092783 >Tanned kunoichi Now roll her bust size!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:08:40 2019 No.21092796 File: 145 KB, 778x1200, Cv8MC01UkAAYy0t.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rolled 35 (1d100) >>21092768 Oh well. Is she at least horny?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:08:59 2019 No.21092798 How likely am I to be abducted by Gyaru and Goth monsters?<span class="fortune" style="color:#f51c6a"> Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:09:07 2019 No.21092801 >>21092710 There's not enough stuff with insecure trolls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:09:43 2019 No.21092805 >>21092796 Fffffuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:10:19 2019 No.21092806 >>21092775 I need a bottom heavy bapho sitting and grinding in my lap

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:10:30 2019 No.21092810 Rolled 99 (1d100) Rolling for Pslimes magic abilities. >>21092796 I am so sorry anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:10:49 2019 No.21092815 >>21092789 That's not a real answer, tell me honestly. Big titty goth Dark Mage, yes or no?<span class="fortune" style="color:#fd4d32"> Your fortune: Excellent Luck[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:11:35 2019 No.21092820 >>21092798 Okay will I be abducted and will they be onee-sans?<span class="fortune" style="color:#f51c6a"> Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:12:38 2019 No.21092826 >>21092820 GOD DAMMIT!<span class="fortune" style="color:#fd4d32"> Your fortune: Excellent Luck[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:12:39 2019 No.21092827 >>21092815 It was basically a no anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:13:01 2019 No.21092829 >>21092815 Oh fuck yes. I'd roll for titty size and horniness but seeing all these awful rolls around here isn't filling me with confidence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:13:38 2019 No.21092831 >>21092783 >>21092791 Big tanned Kunoichi titties!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:14:15 2019 No.21092837 Will Chowder's lilim ever be seen as anything other than a shit attention grab<span class="fortune" style="color:#f51c6a"> Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:14:41 2019 No.21092842 Rolled 9 (1d100) >>21092791 Alright, anon. Here we go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:14:52 2019 No.21092844 >>21092829 you could be the chosen one

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:15:04 2019 No.21092847 Pslime Stats so far: Titty Size: 94 Hornyness: 91 Magical Ability: 99 >>21092829 Yeah it doesnt seem smart to roll. Unless your me of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:16:50 2019 No.21092866 File: 227 KB, 900x800, 58155934_p5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] In my heart I know monsters have huge tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:17:21 2019 No.21092870 >>21092866 They would look odd on certain species like vamp mosquito

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:17:22 2019 No.21092871
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>>21092806
>"Enjoying the movie, Onii-chan~?"
>You had forgotten that you two had been even watching a movie, your mind instead focused solely on the soft, wide, thick goat ass currently planted in your lap
>Every little movement, shift in weight, wiggle, or pressing back of your little sister's hips somehow got you even harder than before, your Baphomet little sis obviously enjoying teasing you
>"What's the matter, Onii-chaaaan~? Cat got your tongue~?"
>She says this as she slightly raises her deliciously plump hips up, before falling back down into your lap, your cock now perfectly sandwiched between her fat cheeks
>"How about this, Onii-chan! If you can resist me until the movie ends, I'll let you fuck my tight little asshole~!"
>All of this said with a smug grin, her stubby tail beginning to wag as she slides her thick ass up and down, your cock straining in your pants
>"Aaaand~ I'll even let big bro cum inside~"
Goddamn Baphos are too fucking lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:18:07 2019 No.21092878 Rolled 28 (1d100) >>21092844 >>21092847 Fuck it. Rolling for goth DM tiddies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:18:44 2019 No.21092884 What is the perfect harem size? dice+1d6

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:19:08 2019 No.21092888 >>21092878 Well, I tried.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:19:19 2019 No.21092890 >>21092870 Shortstack vamp mosquito?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:19:40 2019 No.21092892 Will I ever be happy?<span class="fortune" style="color:#e7890c"> Your fortune: Good Luck[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:19:49 2019 No.21092896 Rolled 2 (1d6) >>21092884 Fuck i am retarded NOW WHAT IS THE PERFECT HAREM SIZE AGAIN?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:20:03 2019 No.21092899 >>21092892 Uh, this wasn't supposed to happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:20:52 2019 No.21092911 >>21092890 that would still look weird

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:21:31 2019 No.21092919 >>21092837 How about now?<span class="fortune" style="color:#00cbb0"> Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!![/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:21:57 2019 No.21092922 Rolled 8 (1d100) Rolling for Pslimes for height. 75 being my height. >>21092878 Ouch >>21092890 Yes. Love me a shortstacks.

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:22:33 2019 No.21092925

>>21092919
The fuck is that even supposed to mean.
Posting a party hat because I can.<div style="position:absolute" class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" style="position:absolute;margin-left:-25px;margin-top:-80px;pointer-events:none;" width="80" height="80" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/partyhat.gif"></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:22:42 2019 No.21092926 >>21092871 Baphomets of all kinds are a miracle, why are they all so damn perfect?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:23:14 2019 No.21092933 >>21092768 >12 Guess the setting material really wasn't kidding when it said small bodies are better for magic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:23:15 2019 No.21092934 Rolled 43 (1d100) >>21092922 It looks like your wish has been granted and then some. Rolling for my shortstack waifus breast size.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:23:48 2019 No.21092941 >>21092922 I feel like maybe i should have done a d6 for height, but at least i got my shortstack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:24:18 2019 No.21092945 Will anon be forced to watch helplessly as his daughterus die horribly in front of him?<span class="fortune" style="color:#fd4d32"> Your fortune: Excellent Luck[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:25:27 2019 No.21092953 >>21092945 I'll take that as a yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:25:28 2019 No.21092954 >>21092945 anon what the hell

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:26:56 2019 No.21092959 >>21092871 Hell yes, this just makes me want a bapho waifu for real even more

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:26:56 2019 No.21092960 >>21092945 Heh. Quite the party we're having here.<div class="like-perk-cnt">💯</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:28:07 2019 No.21092966 >>21092177 Thank god, let it die

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:28:45 2019 No.21092973 >>21092945 >Cue that shitty hellhound greentext

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:29:03 2019 No.21092978 >>21092973 May as well post it now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:29:41 2019 No.21092984 feral MG

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:30:13 2019 No.21092992 >>21092945 Hahaha, eat shit KDF.<div class="like-perk-cnt">😂</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:31:45 2019 No.21093003 >>21092945 Will your waifu get fucked by chad thunderwock? Heads says yes.<div class="like-perk-cnt"><b style="font-size: 14px">Coin Flip: Tails</b></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:32:47 2019 No.21093010 >>21093003 Guess ntr is a step too far even for the april fools gods.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:32:55 2019 No.21093012 Rolled 85 (1d100) >>21092945 It's a death by gang rape, but how many niggers is it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:33:39 2019 No.21093020 >>21093003 HA. Will anon's waifu NTR him out of grief for the kids?<span class="fortune" style="color:#0893e1"> Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:34:33 2019 No.21093029 >>21093020 Looks like anon's waifu got BLACKED

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:34:42 2019 No.21093031 >>21093012 >>21093020 Hahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:35:30 2019 No.21093037 File: 527 KB, 800x800, cheshire64.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21093020 You can't make this shit up

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:36:08 2019 No.21093045 Rolled 46 (1d100) >>21092945 Rolling for percentage as to how traumatized anons and their waifus will be on seeing the carnage

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:36:14 2019 No.21093046 will i get kidnapped by a vampire sometime in the future? heads means yes tails means a dumb mosquito vamp<div class="like-perk-cnt"><b style="font-size: 14px">Coin Flip: Tails</b></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:36:31 2019 No.21093048 File: 603 KB, 970x1450, 1541013154846.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shortstack Nachos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:37:19 2019 No.21093053 >>21093046 Enjoy your new dumb wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:37:46 2019 No.21093056 >>21093046 FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:39:06 2019 No.21093065 >>21092510 Her whole body is a tail, she's a giant feathered serpent

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:40:27 2019 No.21093078 Rolled 3 (1d100) What is KDF's gay percentage?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:41:23 2019 No.21093085 Rolled 2 (1d6) How many daugherus is the perfect amount fo a happy family?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:41:29 2019 No.21093086 >>21093078 Makes sense, considering he fucks girls and all.<div class="like-perk-cnt">♥️</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:41:57 2019 No.21093089 >>21093085 >1d6 >not using 1d100

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:42:11 2019 No.21093091 >>21093078 That's how homosexuality works, idiot

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:42:28 2019 No.21093092 >this triggers the /mgt/ I kinda miss the pickle rick posts. I wonde what happened to that anon<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" width="32" height="32" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/pckl.png"></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:42:51 2019 No.21093098 >>21093020 Holy shit that was directed at me and I'm still laughing. God damn it that was perfect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:42:59 2019 No.21093101 >>21093089 I DONT HAVE IT OKAY? DONT BULLY ME

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:43:32 2019 No.21093108 >>21093045 >Anon can take it or leave it after seeing the daughterus die screaming in a firely car crash I guess it fits the morality of this place to a tee.<div class="like-perk-cnt">♨️</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:44:36 2019 No.21093116 Rolled 55 (1d100) >>21093101 How many daughterus is ideal for a perfect family?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:44:53 2019 No.21093119 Is maledom the worst fetish Heads = yes tails = no<div class="like-perk-cnt"><b style="font-size: 14px">Coin Flip: Heads</b></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:45:16 2019 No.21093121 >>21093116 Oh, that's a lot. Better get at it, anons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:45:16 2019 No.21093122 >>21093116 you cant possibly have a house for so many daugherus anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:45:48 2019 No.21093126 This day can't be over soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:45:54 2019 No.21093127 >>21093122 Just watch me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:47:11 2019 No.21093132 If heads, any and all anons will be rejected by their waifus<div class="like-perk-cnt"><b style="font-size: 14px">Coin Flip: Heads</b></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:47:15 2019 No.21093133 >>21093127 watches anon try dealing with 55 daugherus plus waifu on a daily basis

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:47:40 2019 No.21093136 >>21093126 this fuck reddit fools

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:47:51 2019 No.21093138 >>21093132 Anon, why?<div class="like-perk-cnt">🙁</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:48:52 2019 No.21093145 >>21092945 >>21093020 >>21093132 Today I have become a god.<div class="like-perk-cnt">😂</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:48:56 2019 No.21093146 If Heads NTR becomes THE new thread approved fetish.<div class="like-perk-cnt"><b style="font-size: 14px">Coin Flip: Tails</b></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:49:19 2019 No.21093147 >>21093146 Get destroyed

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:49:41 2019 No.21093153 >>21093126 Try having fun with waifu bust size rolls, but of course anons come and ruin it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:50:41 2019 No.21093161 >>21093147 Can't get NTR'd if your doesn't even want you in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:51:16 2019 No.21093167 >>21093029 Go back to your shithole, faggot.

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:51:22 2019 No.21093168
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If heads, all well-known waifufag's waifus will form a harem with me.
If tails, they go to their respective waifufag.<div class="like-perk-cnt"><b style="font-size: 14px">Coin Flip: Tails</b></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:51:40 2019 No.21093170 I want my vamp domme mistress to mock me for my low score!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:52:11 2019 No.21093175 >>21093167 >t. cucked whiteboi

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:52:20 2019 No.21093178 >>21093170 Pathetic i have seen bigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:52:33 2019 No.21093181 File: 3.95 MB, 320x320, 1456459308789.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It took almost a month but it's finally here. Last chapter in the arc. https://pastebin.com/9HDza2hx Now taking story requests. Don't forget to like and subscribe!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:52:41 2019 No.21093182 >>21093146 >>21093161 Do everyone a favor and kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:53:05 2019 No.21093187 If heads, the FBI eventually catch up to KDF and he gets raped in prison<div class="like-perk-cnt"><b style="font-size: 14px">Coin Flip: Heads</b></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:53:16 2019 No.21093189 I love bimbo monster girls!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:53:43 2019 No.21093191 >>21093175 Stay in /pol/ you scatfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:53:56 2019 No.21093193 File: 1.08 MB, 1240x1754, 0009282c61f92d87d4c65e1c27016c5c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rolled 75 (1d100) ALRIGHT HERE WE GO ANCIENT EVIL CHEST SIZE?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:54:07 2019 No.21093197 >>21093187 Un-fucking-stoppable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:54:21 2019 No.21093200 >>21093020 Alright, I’ll admit it’s funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:55:26 2019 No.21093209 >>21093126 Oh it’s just harmless shitposting, laugh a little

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:55:44 2019 No.21093213 >>21093181 >Now taking story requests Requesting gentle wight femdom. Also upvoted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:55:45 2019 No.21093212 >>21093182 >>21093191 Don't be so upset just because monstergirls aren't interested in your pathetic white shrimpdick. You can still watch while a superior black man breeds your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:56:16 2019 No.21093215 >>21093213 Seconding this

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:56:41 2019 No.21093220 File: 765 KB, 960x720, 1554151086824.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do MG's like anime?<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" width="160" height="160" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/partyhat.gif"></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:56:48 2019 No.21093223 >>21093209 Blacked and NTR faggotry is never harmless you dumb nigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:57:15 2019 No.21093226 File: 205 KB, 538x600, Echidna_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rolled 39 (1d100) How many daughters she wants per year?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:57:24 2019 No.21093227 >>21093126 >No fun allowed<div class="like-perk-cnt">💯</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:57:32 2019 No.21093231 >>21093181 How about a Pslime Story? Preferably Shortsack, with massive tits, great magical abilities and ultra horny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:57:42 2019 No.21093233 >>21093226 RIP anon's dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:57:49 2019 No.21093236 >>21093220 Kill yourself, retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:58:32 2019 No.21093242 >>21093223 too late whiteboi. we're here to stay

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:58:34 2019 No.21093243 >all of these tourists

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:58:48 2019 No.21093246 >>21093233 I expected worse to be fair,just 20 every 3 months

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:58:56 2019 No.21093247 >>21093209 Its clearly fucking malicious spam you piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 17:59:30 2019 No.21093251 >>21093227 Normally I'd agree but fuck me people are using it as an excuse to shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:00:00 2019 No.21093253 File: 2.88 MB, 1447x2047, __manticore_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_butter_t__c1d94c1098ff0b60c11bb1bdf433ca11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21093119 NICE Part 2 never

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:00:13 2019 No.21093255 File: 12 KB, 269x247, 1554069932302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm starting to think all the activities in dragonia are just an excuse for haughty and tsun dragons to meet men easily. Like it's "Custom" or "Tradition"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:00:27 2019 No.21093257 >>21093251 Yeah, because shitposting on april fools is absolutely unheard of.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:00:27 2019 No.21093258 >>21093243 This is what happens when you let undesirables stay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:00:28 2019 No.21093259 Hellhounds are the real goddesses!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:00:38 2019 No.21093260 >>21093233 Only 20 offsprings every 6 months,looks doable for a heavy breeder like an echidna

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:01:29 2019 No.21093268 >>21093119 >>21093253 Buttmad femdom faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:01:33 2019 No.21093269 >OH NO MY FAP THREAD IS "RUINED" FOR ONE DAY

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:01:41 2019 No.21093270 >>21093231 Is Pslime a typo or am I missing something

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:01:50 2019 No.21093271 >>21093251 Its april fools and the fortune telling system has produced some genuinely funny results and reactions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:02:24 2019 No.21093276 >>21093255 I'm kinda interested in the history of their customs. Did they grow out of something pre-current DL?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:02:25 2019 No.21093277 >>21093255 >pool with only enough space for one,maybe 2 if you are snug together selfish wock

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:02:29 2019 No.21093278 >>21093269 Go back to where you came from, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:02:33 2019 No.21093280 >>21093270 Shorthand for Parasite Slime/Slime Carrier

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:02:55 2019 No.21093282 >>21093268 >lost the flip >claims the other guy is mad Retard.<div class="like-perk-cnt">😂</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:03:42 2019 No.21093285 >>21093278 I "came from" here you mouthbreather

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:03:49 2019 No.21093287 >>21093269 you have to go back

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:05:28 2019 No.21093294 >>21093268 Why would I be buttmad? The coin decided, maledom is worst fetish

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:05:45 2019 No.21093296 >>21093271 >>21093285 Sure you did, retard. Take your shit taste somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:06:51 2019 No.21093304 >>21093282 >>21093294 Go sperg out about maledom somewhere else, retards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:06:51 2019 No.21093305 Does my Dear Hatter Wife want it in the rear or the throat next?<div class="like-perk-cnt"><b style="font-size: 14px">Coin Flip: Tails</b></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:07:47 2019 No.21093312 >>21093296 I can only speak for myself, but I've been here since 2014 and I'm having fun with the features. Suck a cock.<div class="like-perk-cnt">💚</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:07:53 2019 No.21093313 File: 654 KB, 1024x768, 1552779349655.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21093269 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJkDwdDVyrI SUMMON THE CHAOS GODS!

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:08:24 2019 No.21093316

>>21092978
You asked for it
>You and your Hellhound waifu had some daughterus
>The pups are finally old enough to go to preschool, you and your wife are extremely proud
>All 4 of them are dressed in cute little skirts and cute little backpacks
>You both drop them off, they wave goodbye in tandem and then waddle off in a line
>You and your wife share a kiss, and then drive home, ready to continue about your day
>Suddenly at around 2:00pm, the phone rings
>"Hope it's not about the girls!" she quips cheerfully
>You hope so too, but as you pick up the phone, your heart sinks
>"Hello, Mr. Anon? This is Agent Roland with Animal Control, it's about your daughter, Lachesis. I'm going to need you to come down to the station and have a talk with me."
>You arrive shortly after ending the call, a pit sits in your stomach
>"Look, sir, your daughter, Lachesis, is it? Well, she bit a human boy at school today and his mother is deciding to press charges. I'm sorry about all this but I'm going to have to go some paperwork for you, feel free to go in and talk with her while you wait."
>You go into the room and kneel in front of your daughter
>"Well, papa, this mean humie boy kept bullying me on the playground by pulling my tail! So when he went to do it again, I nipped him! Hehehe." she gives you a big toothy grin
>You here a knock and shortly after the door opens "Mr. Anon, can you come outside with me? It's probably best if she doesn't here this."
>"Hellhounds are considered domestic canids under county law, and as such when one bites a human, it's considered a threat to public safety. I don't know how to tell you this sir, but we're going to have to put Lachesis down. We've talked with the boys parents but they're unwilling to relent or speak with you, I'm sorry."
>What? This can't be serious. You look into the room where Lachesis sits, happily kicking the air and humming to herself

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:08:28 2019 No.21093318 >>21093312 >lying >on the internet How absolutely saddening. Kill yourself, nigger faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:08:53 2019 No.21093322 >>21093304 You're the one sperging, triggered retard.<div class="like-perk-cnt">😂</div>

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:09:26 2019 No.21093328

>>21093316
>Agent Roland guides you and Lachesis into a conspicuous looking room and then instructs her to sit up on a sterile looking metallic table
>"Alright, little one, time for a shot." says Roland as he pulls on some latex gloves and preps a syringe
>He leans over and whispers in your ear "...If you could just hold her for me..."
>You grip Lachesis' fuzzy little paw and she grips back "You know, daddy, I don't like shots, but I won't complain since you told me I'm a big girl and their good for me!"
>You hug her and tell her she's a brave little girl
>Agent Roland uses this opportunity to inject her as she's looking at you
>"Hehe, see, I didn't cry at all, I didn't feel a thing!"
>"Yep, your brave all right." Roland says coldly as he disposes of the syringe and gloves
>"P-Papa, I'm feeling sleepy" mumbles Lachesis with a yawn
>Her eyelids droop and her body sinks until eventually her grip on your hand breaks entirely
>Without realizing, tears begin to streak down your face
>"What's the big deal? It's not like she was human or anything." remarks Roland as her picks up Lachesis' body for removal
>You don't even know how to react, you're frozen
>Just then your wife bursts into the room, and immediately she sees Lachesis
>"MY BABY!" she shrieks as she runs to Roland's side, crying
>"Mam. mam. mam." Roland pauses but your wife doesn't relent "MAM, calm down, I'm just doing my job. Please move aside or else I'm going to have you forcibly removed from the premise"
>She grabs onto you and stifles her tears, sniffing all the while, she finally manages to calm down
>After waiting for an hour or so in vaguely furnished, dimly lit room, another agent finaly comes to meet with you
>"Folk, I'm sorry about what happened, but them's the breaks. Maybe use this as a lesson for your other daughters? You still have 3 more, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:09:33 2019 No.21093330 >>21093312 I don't believe you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:09:43 2019 No.21093333 Can we go back to talking about big boobs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:09:57 2019 No.21093335 >>21093305 Your wife is an anal addict, Hatterfag.<div class="like-perk-cnt">👌</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:10:09 2019 No.21093336 >>21093305 Looks like she wants it up the bum

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:10:14 2019 No.21093337 >>21093318 >His experience doesn't fit my narrative! >H-he must be lying! >Yes, that's the ONLY EXPLANATION! Have a fucking dinosaur.<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" width="451" height="75" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/temp/dinosaur.gif"></div>

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:10:31 2019 No.21093341

>>21093328
>You're both stunned by the tone deafness of his comments, nonetheless, you inquire about Lachesis' body for funeral arrangements
>The agent scratches the back of his head "Funeral? Well shucks, considering these animal corpses are hazardous to public health and all, we're not allowed to release them back to their owners. As with a Golden Retriever, so with your daughter, I guess. Sorry."
>The agent assures you Lachesis' body will be disposed of humanely and then walks you out of the station
>You and your wife part ways, ready to drive home, she doesn't utter a word
>You arrive home shortly, but your wife doesn't show up for another few hours, and when she does she's devoid of tears
>You don't know what to tell the other girls, so you tell them Lachesis went away for a bit, you don't have a clue how to broach the subject with them, best to consult your wife
>Your wife doesn't talk to for the rest of the day
>At night, you both get ready for bed like usual
>You try going to bed, but the sounds of your wife sobbing from the shower keep you up for hours
>When she finally does come to bed, you try to comfort her, but she recoils at your touch and smacks your hand away
>You wake up and prepare the other girls for school, much as you did yesterday
>Your wife still refuses to speak and now refuses to leave bed as well, not sleeping, instead just blankly staring at the ceiling
>You try talking to her, but it's no use, you head to work
>This continues for a week
>One day you come home to an empty house, light off, all silent
>In the kitchen you find a letter on the table
>It's divorce papers and they're filed by your wife
>You try to get into contact to no avail, your lawyer advises you to sign them
>You do, and upon your divorce, you lose the house and are forced to pay alimony for the rest of your life
>You never see your wife and daughters again
>You decide to end it all, maybe Lachesis will greet you wherever you end up

END

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:11:22 2019 No.21093347 >>21093333 No because the children need to have their epic shitpost day

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:12:06 2019 No.21093348 >>21093333 Useless meat,what uses do big boobs have?

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:12:21 2019 No.21093349

>>21093335
She’s just got so much going on in the rear, it requires constant attention that I’m all too happy to provide!
>>21093336
Indeed! And on today of all days she’d have drunk her extra potent bum-swelling tea in preparation! Exquisite pushin for the cushion!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:12:46 2019 No.21093352 >having fun is reddit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:12:46 2019 No.21093354 File: 197 KB, 619x900, 1552710642785.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21093333 No, it's time for Harpy posting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:14:27 2019 No.21093371 >>21093312 Disgusting newfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:14:31 2019 No.21093372 >>21093337 Stay mad you tourist faggot. Go take your blacked faggotry to /v/ where it belongs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:15:24 2019 No.21093379 >All these white bois assblasted because they could never pleasure their waifus like a black man can L M A O

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:15:25 2019 No.21093381 >>21093352 Having fun by being a retard and ruining things is

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:15:32 2019 No.21093383 >>21093352 Go back to /r/4chan if you want to be an obnoxious faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:16:08 2019 No.21093387 >>21093381 >>21093383 Seething

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:16:24 2019 No.21093391 Which waifus do you most want to fuck?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:16:28 2019 No.21093393 Rolled 74 (1d100) Flat banshee

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:17:06 2019 No.21093399 >>21093387 Buttmad redditor

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:17:13 2019 No.21093400 >>21093371 >>21093372 >>21093381 So fucking mad.<div class="like-perk-cnt"><div style="text-align:right"><img alt="" width="32" height="32" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/temp/verified.png"></div></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:17:38 2019 No.21093403 >>21093387 >/v/ vernacular You're not making your case here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:17:55 2019 No.21093406 >>21093391 Your waifu. I'm gonna gangbang her with my friends Tyrone and Jamal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:18:22 2019 No.21093411 Am I my own waifu?<span class="fortune" style="color:#bac200"> Your fortune: Average Luck[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:18:30 2019 No.21093413 >>21093400 Go back, tourist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:19:24 2019 No.21093422 >>21093413 Nooope.<div class="like-perk-cnt">💛</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:19:36 2019 No.21093423 >>21093393 Were you rolling for flatness, or rolling for bustiness? Because thats a healthy number!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:19:50 2019 No.21093428 >>21093413 Why the fuck would anyone take a tour to the monster girl thread on the Otaku Culture board, of all fucking places

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:20:04 2019 No.21093431 Christ this year is worse than the flavor faggotry from last year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:20:09 2019 No.21093433 Prove your not a tourist. ▲ ▲ ▲

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:20:26 2019 No.21093434 >>21093428 Because it's the one day where the mods won't delete shitposts here

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:20:59 2019 No.21093439 >>21093433 >le epic triforce us oldfags amirite

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:21:04 2019 No.21093440 >>21093422 >resorting to typing like a redditor Christ how pathetic. >>21093428 Epic shitposts so they can get cool likes!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:21:10 2019 No.21093441 >>21093431 Fuck of peanut butter nigger. Team mini for eternity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:21:25 2019 No.21093444 How long until this is over

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:21:48 2019 No.21093445 >>21093348 Hopes and dreams!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:21:58 2019 No.21093447 >Tfw even if monster girls were real they would never even look in your direction since they would be too busy taking superior black cock

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:22:18 2019 No.21093450 >>21093428 The combination of people being way too serious business and having some of the most bitingest bait-taking fish on the whole site, I’d imagine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:22:43 2019 No.21093453 >>21093276 Considering one of them is "If a man bathes by himself in the hot tubs a Dragon is obligated to join him" probably not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:22:58 2019 No.21093456 >>21093444 Knowing how incompetent mods are this shit will last until 5am tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:23:03 2019 No.21093457 File: 774 KB, 834x1242, dumb bait that you'll still fall for like a retard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monstergirls are exclusively meant for BBC! Pathetic whitebois can't even compete!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:23:17 2019 No.21093459 >>21093434 >>21093440 So they chose a random obscure thread on a random obscure board to shitpost instead of anywhere else?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:23:20 2019 No.21093461 >>21093423 Bustiness,maybe i will get high numbers if i want flatties

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:23:22 2019 No.21093462 >>21093447 >one of the smallest people on planet >biggest penises >as America gets less white the penis size shrinks Big Think

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:24:00 2019 No.21093465 >>21093450 wtf i love ntr futa furries now cmon guys let's be wacky funny and EPIC xddDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:24:01 2019 No.21093466 >>21093450 When DID the threads get so darn serious?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:24:12 2019 No.21093468 >>21093440 It pisses you off so its fun. Have an epic reddit like and a frog.<div class="like-perk-cnt">🐸</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:24:49 2019 No.21093471 >>21093445 >hopes getting a MG waifu >dreams get your favorite MG waifu,i dont see how either is boob related

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:24:55 2019 No.21093472 >>21093459 This thread has been the subject of targeted spam before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:25:01 2019 No.21093473 >>21093466 They just want likes. Ignore them and they'll fuck off to the idolshit threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:25:18 2019 No.21093474 >>21093468 based<div class="like-perk-cnt"><div style="text-align:right"><img alt="" width="32" height="32" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/temp/verified.png"></div></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:25:20 2019 No.21093475 >>21093465 You realize it’s this kind of reaction that makes them even go there in the first place, right? I’m assuming not, actually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:25:27 2019 No.21093478 Great, this was the one place not infected by that shit. Thanks anons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:26:05 2019 No.21093481 It was fine for the first half of the day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:26:51 2019 No.21093486 >>21093468 >>21093474 Kill yourself, redditors.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:27:21 2019 No.21093489 File: 584 KB, 707x1425, __lich_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_barbariank__a84be5593aa8dc460639b6048021c12a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quick! Counteract the cancer by posting images!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:27:24 2019 No.21093491 >Tfw you will never Alp and be raped by niggers with massive cocks while white cucks watch and stroke their tiny white dicks

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:28:48 2019 No.21093506 File: 279 KB, 1131x1600, bunyip1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21093481 The Australians are waking up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:28:52 2019 No.21093507 >>21093471 What if the waifu I want has big boobs?

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:29:30 2019 No.21093509

>>21093473
Oh I’m no stranger to ignoring, I’m questioning why so many other people don’t seem to be. I should think someone who even makes it to 4chan in the first place knows the very basic rule to not feed the trolls and to not take things so seriously.
>>21093489
That’s a sick hoodie, I’m jealous!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:30:17 2019 No.21093517 >>21093486 And have another like and and out of season santa to go with that!<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" width="160" height="160" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/xmashat.gif"></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:30:59 2019 No.21093521 File: 603 KB, 1000x1011, 1496637390318.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21093489

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:31:03 2019 No.21093522 Masturbating to videos of black bulls raping my daughteru's virgin cunny!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:31:11 2019 No.21093524 >>21093489 I'm going to avoid posting my waifu for now. I don't want the shitposters to taint her purity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:31:23 2019 No.21093526 File: 177 KB, 1024x1191, 1548533935330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21093489

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:32:22 2019 No.21093532 >>21093481 Glad i could start that before the shit. Hopefully it goes back to that or back to normal after i get back from work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:32:26 2019 No.21093534 File: 159 KB, 1024x1449, 1548533869343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21093526

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:32:58 2019 No.21093536

>>21093509
It’s hard because some people are literally in the hole thousands of dollars on commissions of their waifus. You don’t get to that point without taking it a bit seriously I feel. People do just bring it on themselves being such lolcows though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:33:27 2019 No.21093538 File: 131 KB, 1024x1535, 1548533802375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21093534

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:33:41 2019 No.21093539 >>21093489 Made for BBC. Stay mad, whitebois.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:33:53 2019 No.21093540 >>21093532 Isn't this over in a few hours anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:34:36 2019 No.21093543 File: 246 KB, 1024x1563, 1549211012495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21093538

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:35:09 2019 No.21093545 File: 488 KB, 1000x1250, 39b76accd475d0b7414b43cc43a97c930c922caa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's only natural for your waifu to cheat on you with BBC since your little white dicklet can't possibly satisfy her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:35:21 2019 No.21093547 >>21093540 It will never be over. Monster girls will always prefer BBC to white dick. It is just a simple fact of life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:35:39 2019 No.21093549 File: 141 KB, 1024x1449, 1548533969623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21093543

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:36:45 2019 No.21093556 File: 2.37 MB, 264x240, ffxiv highlander laugh stare.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21093540 It will feel like an eternity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:37:44 2019 No.21093560 File: 152 KB, 1024x1449, 1548533769507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21093549

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:37:45 2019 No.21093561 I was having fun triggering the paranoid retards with the perks, but the black NTR guy is wearing the joke a little thin now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:38:08 2019 No.21093566 >>21093547 It only makes sense. Everyone knows monstergirls only want the most sexually capable partners, and black men are the most sexually superior race. Whitebois simply can't compete!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:38:52 2019 No.21093572 File: 427 KB, 2054x2806, 1550709060579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21093560

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:39:37 2019 No.21093578 >>21093561 There are still mods on, ive seen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:39:40 2019 No.21093579 >>21093561 How is it paranoid to say "you are shitposting, stop shitposting"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:40:42 2019 No.21093588 If foxes get more tails, what grows on tanuki over a millennium?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:41:34 2019 No.21093591 >>21093588 profit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:41:36 2019 No.21093592 >>21093522 >Maledom Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:41:51 2019 No.21093595 >>21093561 >>21093579 I feel there’s dumb shitposting but then there’s just using it as an excuse to spam, which when the thread has cleared out is just boring

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:41:53 2019 No.21093597 >>21093588 They get curvier and fluffier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:43:34 2019 No.21093608 Rolled 5 (1d6) >>21093597 On a scale from 1 to 6, how curvy and fluffy will my Tanuki mistress get?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:44:37 2019 No.21093614 I want a Oni bartender to make me this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxRzzm-mjCE

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:45:57 2019 No.21093621 [DELETED]

>hook up with a Succubus prostitute
>fall in love and marry said Succubus
>she continues to work as a prostitute when we're married
>mainly servicing male blacks for cheap, with the one rule that she has to film it
>I get to beat off to her screwing those niggers, sometimes going as far as having 20 of them at once
>she gets the ultimate pleasure from being gangbanged by those massive black cocks
>she does it all as well: scat, golden showers, you name it
>she still makes sure to screw me daily as well
>one day she sets up to have 100 black bulls screw her, the entire tribe
>she gets so addicted to their cocks that she leaves me for good
>but she made sure to send me that video along with a note saying she's ok
>every night I get off to the fact that she is having the time of her life
>she still sends me videos of her getting screwed by them every week out of love
>on occasion she visits me once every month or so, for a quick screw because she sometimes misses me
>but she always makes sure to note that my tiny white cock is nothing compared to the BBC
>mine and her wildest dreams have been fulfilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:47:16 2019 No.21093630 >>21093608 Mega fluff. Mega bust. Mega booty. But just shy of unbearable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:48:02 2019 No.21093638 Are Ushi's secretly the most caring and loving wives?<div class="like-perk-cnt"><b style="font-size: 14px">Coin Flip: Tails</b></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:48:41 2019 No.21093646 >>21093638 It’s okay if they mostly run on instinct anon! It just makes the passion more intense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:49:17 2019 No.21093653 File: 85 KB, 1200x1140, 1550249384030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would fucking your lich wife on the back of your centaur mistress be considered rude?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:49:46 2019 No.21093660 >>21093638 If you are a black man. Otherwise they will ignore you anand your tiny white dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:50:19 2019 No.21093666 >>21093595 Back in my day, trolling were an art.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:51:28 2019 No.21093677 Blacks belong here.<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" width="32" height="32" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/trash@2x.gif"></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:52:12 2019 No.21093684 >>21093653 Depends on how comfortable they are in the relationship. Remember that Monstergirls are very lewd creatures and our normal taboos are far more prudish than even the seemingly more timid Monstergirls.<div class="like-perk-cnt">✔️</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:52:19 2019 No.21093685 >>21093595 >it’s okay when I do it, but how dare anyone else

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:55:43 2019 No.21093718 imgur.com/a/TU14xrW

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:58:23 2019 No.21093737 >>21093718 Are these from the drawfag?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:58:34 2019 No.21093738 >>21093718 VERONICA DRAWN IT HAPPENED

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:59:30 2019 No.21093747 File: 131 KB, 1200x1056, Baphomet184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21092871 Now imagine having to deal with 2 baphos of contrasting hair and skin colors

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:59:53 2019 No.21093749 >>21093718 >Veronica drawn before I’ve even gotten a commission of my Dear wife That said, you’ve drawn a lovely bunch of Hatters before, so it doesn’t upset me me one bit! Fantastic work!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:01:23 2019 No.21093758 >>21093718 >Veronica I'm Ok with this. And lewd centaur

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:02:19 2019 No.21093763 >>21093718 No BBC NTR It is shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:02:32 2019 No.21093765 >>21093737 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:04:04 2019 No.21093776 >>21093133 You space them out so that your oldest daughter is a granny by the time you have your youngest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:04:07 2019 No.21093777 >>21093677 They belong hanging by a noose

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:04:09 2019 No.21093778 >>21093718 And with that, Nerdlim is official.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:10:18 2019 No.21093819 >>21093718 >sith Kill yourself Fucking eviscerate yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:13:17 2019 No.21093825 File: 699 KB, 548x1208, baph.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21093747 Sounds like good shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:15:37 2019 No.21093841 >>21093718 >furshit

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:19:37 2019 No.21093869
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>>21093276
Dragonia itself did apparently get founded as a nation of dragons and humans cooperating to overthrow an evil tyrant shortly before Lilith came to power, and there is evidence in even more ancient history that dragons and humans lived together at one time. http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?p=27515#p27515

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:20:13 2019 No.21093873 Rolled 68 (1d100) this is the ideal bust size and you cant prove me wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:20:21 2019 No.21093875 File: 111 KB, 678x368, systematicdevil16a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21093825 That doujin was amazing. She's definitely one of the two I'm talking about. Right down to her details and womb tattoo

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:20:21 2019 No.21093876 Are the black posters gone yet? Is it safe for us whitebois to come out yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:22:11 2019 No.21093895 Rolled 93 (1d100) >>21093869 I want to give this dragon queen [RollResult] number of eggs!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:22:22 2019 No.21093897 >>21093876 There’s still mods doing work, don’t know why people thought they weren’t.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:23:02 2019 No.21093906 >>21093895 Do it, Anon, make her a broodmother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:23:27 2019 No.21093908 >>21093873 It’s a great size, indeed. >>21093895 Holy smokes anon!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:23:37 2019 No.21093909 File: 217 KB, 461x440, agl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21093875 Top tier taste, that's what. The fact that there's pretty much no other delicious brown goat demons in existence is goddamn criminal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:24:30 2019 No.21093914 >>21093895 >Broodmother Dragonia Queen Imagine the hips

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:25:08 2019 No.21093918 >>21093895 well,fuck me i wanted a low number

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:26:07 2019 No.21093925 >>21093918 Shoulda used a d6, eh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:26:07 2019 No.21093926 >>21093255 >uptight dragons too prideful to talk to plebian human men let alone get into a hot spring with them >but it's a tradition so it's a honorabu dispray to bathe with a single man naked Clever lizards

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:26:44 2019 No.21093930 >>21093918 You wouldn’t dare disappoint a dragon queen now, Anon. The traditions have spoken, you’re locked in to fate’s decree

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:27:48 2019 No.21093937 >>21093926 This is why Dragon Zombie is so pleasant. She happily waddles into the bathing area carrying her hubbylump.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:28:54 2019 No.21093947 >>21093909 >The fact that there's pretty much no other delicious brown goat demons in existence is goddamn criminal. It's also criminal that the artist hasn't done more of her or her design either

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:30:20 2019 No.21093957 >>21093937 I’d love to see a side by side comparison of a Wock, a Wyvern, a Dragon, and a Zombie Dragon’s date day with their respective husbands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:31:09 2019 No.21093961 >>21093930 Why did i let a diceroll decide my fate?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:31:54 2019 No.21093967 >>21093718 Thank you drawfriend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:32:40 2019 No.21093972 File: 109 KB, 600x714, 1481070585724.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21093926 And if they start to rub up against each other in the tight tub, and arousal starts to spread through them, well... it can't be helped, can it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:33:29 2019 No.21093978 >>21093718 What made you think that a drawing of a sith would be appreciated here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:34:27 2019 No.21093986 >>21093947 Well, given that they primarily draw furshit, I consider it nothing short of a miracle we got that doujin at all. They've got some good things here and there though all of which are massively NSFW.

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:34:54 2019 No.21093988
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Finally, I now have the power of summoning spooky skeletons. Now I can realize my fantasies of being a digital Lich!<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/skeletons/6.gif"></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:34:55 2019 No.21093989 >>21093738 >>21093749 >>21093758 >>21093778 Finally. Great to see her drawn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:35:15 2019 No.21093992 Rolled 80 (1d100) I want my domme vampire to smack me [roll] amount of times!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:38:09 2019 No.21094009 >>21093988 Nice anon. I wish I wasn't a scorelet.<div class="like-perk-cnt">😂</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:38:40 2019 No.21094012 >>21093988 Looks like she summoned too many cupcakes instead

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:39:09 2019 No.21094018 >>21093989 Who is she? Never heard of her before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:39:09 2019 No.21094019 >>21093992 She been learning from E. Honda? >>21093989 Same. She's the dork I dreamed she'd be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:40:11 2019 No.21094026 >>21094018 Thread lilim that is all about the sciences of slimes and bigger assets.

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:41:08 2019 No.21094034
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>>21093986
That's true. I need to see if he has anymore decent stuff in there but its a bit much to trek through.
STILL, my kingdom for more browngoatgirls.
Arctic or Desert browngoatgirls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:42:32 2019 No.21094041 >>21094012 >not appreciating slightly plump women They get the bigger tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:44:02 2019 No.21094047 >>21093988 Can i get tall lich?

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:44:34 2019 No.21094050
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>>21094018
She's an open source nerdy lilim with braces, glasses, a modest chest but a PHAT PAWG ASS, an unhealthy obsession with science, efficiency, and improving/experimenting on bodytypes, and she also happened to spark a sort of Parasite Slime Renaissance. She's for everybody to have fun with writing about and using for whatever they like!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:49:35 2019 No.21094077 >>21094034 Desert. The thought of a brown bapho in airy clothing that barely covers her at all, combined with their natural seductive charms? I'd be completely powerless to her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:51:43 2019 No.21094088 I wonder if black monster girls would love white cock. I wanna colonize me som negresses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:53:25 2019 No.21094102 >>21094050 I wanna cum on her braces!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 19:56:49 2019 No.21094119 >>21093992 I didn't expect it to be that high, I should have used a d12

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:00:40 2019 No.21094137

>>21094077
That's pretty damn great.
Mine thoughts are
Wide hipped/huge ass desert Bapho with airy clothing that only hangs on thanks to her wide hips and elaborate hanging jewelry.
Her distant sister being a tundra Bapho but this time you have layers of clothing that do nothing to hide her figure, almost like that one tundra anubis drawing but tighter

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:01:13 2019 No.21094140 >Some of the perks don't even show up on the list What is this?<div class="like-perk-cnt"><marquee direction="left" width="250" height="50" behavior="alternate"><marquee direction="down" height="50" behavior="alternate">🏀</marquee></marquee></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:07:56 2019 No.21094176 >>21094050 How big an ass we talkin? Cheshire/Kakuen sized?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:09:50 2019 No.21094179 >>21093187 you think you're hot shit, don't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:10:02 2019 No.21094180 >>21094176 Bigger!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:10:11 2019 No.21094183 >>21094034 Arctic (brown), but not in lingerie. Properly attired women are my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:11:01 2019 No.21094190 >>21094176 I believe it was the upper part/bigger than that tier

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:12:33 2019 No.21094199 What is with all the ntr posting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:15:18 2019 No.21094203 >>21094179 He's a creepy fuck anon, nobody should like that freak.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:19:11 2019 No.21094217 >>21094199 Today is shitposting day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:22:18 2019 No.21094229 >>21094179 It's ok anon, thought crimes aren't a thing where I come from so I'm good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:31:23 2019 No.21094261 >>21094140 Looks like a basketball to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:32:25 2019 No.21094265 File: 3.54 MB, 2253x3713, Anubis309.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21094183 You, I like you. I def wanna see a Bapho in this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:35:12 2019 No.21094281 >>21094137 I don't particularly care for baphos but I do like brown lolis with wide hips and big ass, some of which can be found in the desert regions.

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:36:29 2019 No.21094287

Man, I'm at a loss. I don't know which girl to beat off to tonight. I already beat off to baphomet, shoggoth, and hellhound today, so I don't want to repeat those.

Any thoughts or suggestions?<div class="like-perk-cnt"><div style="text-align:right"><img alt="" width="32" height="32" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/temp/verified.png"></div></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:37:33 2019 No.21094291 >>21094287 Ittan Momen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:38:06 2019 No.21094296 File: 279 KB, 917x1198, 1480169075013.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21094287 Lich?<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/skeletons/7.gif"></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:38:24 2019 No.21094297 File: 505 KB, 1441x1662, 1554074153130.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21094281 That's perfectly fine. Brown smols are great in any shape and form

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:42:40 2019 No.21094323 >>21094296 Oh man, I thought about it for a second, but that post of yours is just too spooky for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:46:16 2019 No.21094347 >>21094297 god i wish i had her dick inside me<div class="like-perk-cnt">🐓</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:46:30 2019 No.21094350 >>21094291 The added bonus here is that you can fap to your fap rag. It's like two birds with one stone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:58:42 2019 No.21094397 File: 136 KB, 300x300, b10041e9bda57f6e8a6fab6d406f916e.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You are traveling when you come across an Alice what do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 20:59:07 2019 No.21094401 >>21094397 Give her sweets.

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:00:59 2019 No.21094410

>>21094350
That's an issue for me.
When the portals open, there is a 100% chance that the "fap rag" I have busted thousands of nuts into and dutifully maintained gets animated.
Along with every fox, wolf, and bird within hundreds of miles.
And my waifu would be thousands of miles across the sea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:01:03 2019 No.21094412 >>21094397 Give her a pat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:02:38 2019 No.21094425 >>21094397 Her virginity I'LL STEAL IT NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:03:57 2019 No.21094436 >>21094397 S P A N K I N G

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:08:19 2019 No.21094458
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>>21093869
Be wary that this comes from my interpretation of Ami's posts on MGR. Said posts can be a bit hard to read, so my interpretation may not be fully accurate.

Queen Dionola's (one way her name has been translated) story also paints a more complex picture of the transition to the monster girl era than one might expect.

That is, she was apparently initially rather opposed to the changes Lilith had made. She saw the humanoid form and romantic love for men that dragons now had as embarrassing and hurtful to her pride.

When Lilith arrived at Dragonia as a guest for diplomatic relations, Dionola flew into a rage and confronted her. Ready to fight, Dionla transformed into her primal state, spitting her flames and thrashing her tail with such power that the mountains shook and she forgot about her subjects, human and dragon alike, that were in the vicinity.

Lilith however took on her every attack, keeping Dionola's people from being harmed as well. Her only retort was that Dionola's anger would keep her people from being happy. When Dionola came back to her senses and realized what had happened, she felt great shame, realizing that in her anger she was no better than the tyrannical human ruler she had deposed.

It was then that Lilith preached to her regarding love, and also gave the red dragon queen her name, Dionola.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:09:50 2019 No.21094464 >>21094410 Why would regular animals monsterize? Unless they're in love with a particular human they'd remain animals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:11:03 2019 No.21094473 >>21094397 Get an irresistible urge to headpet and wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:16:57 2019 No.21094522 >>21094397 put bepis in cunni

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:19:05 2019 No.21094539

Post some phrases that can land you in deep trouble or in unexpected situations in Monster Girl lands

>At the store buying groceries
>Pull out wallet to pay
>Fumble around and drop your card
>"Oh, fuck me..." you mumble
>Single monster girl behind you in line hears you
>Takes you right on the spot
>Cashier giggles and switches checkout lanes to deal with the other customers while you get your brains fucked out

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:20:08 2019 No.21094551 >>21094464 So the only difference between a wolf and a wolfgirl is rabu? Will a normal wolf still eat me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:21:57 2019 No.21094568 >>21094539 "You're not my mom"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:22:34 2019 No.21094574 >>21094551 Probably not, since animals in demon realms aren't terribly aggressive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:25:06 2019 No.21094593 >>21094539 Claiming you want to die in the presence of undead

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:26:32 2019 No.21094603
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>>21094551
Normal wolf? Possibly, but only if you are not an incubus or married to a monster. With her mana in you wild animals recognize you as a superior being and will not attack you unless they are threatened (or at least this is what is said regarding sharks, I assume it applies to animals in general).

Also, mamono realm beasts (i.e. animals in dark mamono realms) just plain won't attack humans regardless, unless, again, they are threatened (in which case they can inflict horrible injuries even to monsters and incubi).

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:28:20 2019 No.21094615 >>21094539 >"How would you like your eggs?" >"Give me a hand." >"Seaman" >"Blow me!" >Any man discussing gemstones would be unable to get high class titties out of his face since he's so interested in cleavage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:31:38 2019 No.21094634 Little Pharaoh sends her Anubis bodyguard to the store to buy trading cards again

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:32:40 2019 No.21094641
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>>21094551
No. Normal animals generally won't attack you, and if one were to monsterize it would be a kemono like a Cu or Cait Sith. So unless you want a Wolf-Woman played straight you're better off asking for a Werewolf because as they say in Gilneas The fur is something to grab onto, in /trash/

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:37:50 2019 No.21094676

>>21094539
They'd have such colorful shop talk.
Given that hoses can have a dog knot, gaps are a red cunt hair across, tons of things have male and female ends, and I've heard phrases like "Come on, just jam it in!" or "Ugh, push you motherfucker!" about a thousand times; I think monsters would be a lot of fun for it.
You'd have to be very careful when asking a Gremlin for a screw.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:37:54 2019 No.21094677 If you marry a Pharaoh do you have to marry the Anubis too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:42:08 2019 No.21094704 >>21094677 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:00:51 2019 No.21094819 >>21094397 "Unzips dick"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:00:52 2019 No.21094820 >>21093988 I wish I could summon spoopy skeletons. At least, I can tell people what my fortune is.<span class="fortune" style="color:#2a56fb"> Your fortune: Better not tell you now[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:04:42 2019 No.21094848 Heads:Your waifu is shit. Tails: My waifu is shit.<div class="like-perk-cnt"><b style="font-size: 14px">Coin Flip: Heads</b></div>

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:05:40 2019 No.21094856

>>21094677
>Aforementioned >>21092345
Pharaoh with a 12/10 body but modest to small tits has a dutiful Anubis
>You notice she always looks so strained and short of breath despite not really doing anything too physical
>One day she pulls you aside and sighs as she unwraps her top
>Her humongous tits, free from their constrictive prison, bwomph out to bigger-than-head size, just barely kept decent by her bra underneath the wrappings
>"Please don't tell Goddess Pharaoh! I fear she'd banish me if she found out!"
What do anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:08:14 2019 No.21094867 File: 410 KB, 1000x1000, 1467610622110.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope everyone is having a good April fools

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:10:05 2019 No.21094878 >>21094677 Usually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:10:43 2019 No.21094883 >>21094641 So what is it about human ears that elves find so cute?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:11:10 2019 No.21094885 >>21094820 Get spooped on<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/skeletons/12.gif"></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:11:31 2019 No.21094887 >>21094848 My waifu isn't shit, but I am.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:12:27 2019 No.21094892 >>21094887<div class="like-perk-cnt">🙁</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:13:27 2019 No.21094898 Heads to banish all non-sexy skeletons from the thread<div class="like-perk-cnt"><b style="font-size: 14px">Coin Flip: Heads</b></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:14:28 2019 No.21094900 File: 312 KB, 772x816, filename.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21094848 all waifus a shit<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" width="32" height="32" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/pckl.png"></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:15:21 2019 No.21094905 >>21094883 They are short and round

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:17:07 2019 No.21094912 >>21094885 How many points for a boner?

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:17:20 2019 No.21094914

>>21094883
Elven ears are notoriously sensitive to stimulation, to the point of eliciting quite a load moan when nibbled on or caressed. They're also pointed like knives, so when they see round ears on humans it's quite intriguing. Especially given that the ears aren't usually an erogenous zone on humans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:17:51 2019 No.21094917 >>21094912<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/skeletons/4.gif"></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:17:57 2019 No.21094919 File: 402 KB, 952x1322, Sea Bishop White Mage colored.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21092095 Like if you like water-type MGs

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:19:38 2019 No.21094929 >>21094919 I like Merrows and Sea Bishops.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:22:42 2019 No.21094939 >>21094919 Tritonia is my perfect french flower!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:34:24 2019 No.21094993 >>21094919 I'm really more of a beast and fire type with a soft spot for dark magic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:34:57 2019 No.21094996 Friendly reminder that if your monstergirl daughteru isn't the princes of papa's penis then you're parenting her wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:36:42 2019 No.21095004 >>21094996 I'm calling the police

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:38:03 2019 No.21095009 >>21094996 Based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:38:59 2019 No.21095013 >>21093869 >>21094458 What's her tax policy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:39:38 2019 No.21095015 >>21095013 Virgin tax

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:39:42 2019 No.21095017 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread, Instead, make sure you've protected yourself against trolls today. For some reason those lovely ladies feel extra mischievous this time of year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:40:21 2019 No.21095022 >>21095004 Haha epic meme my dude xd

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:42:00 2019 No.21095028 >>21094996 >implying there's any girl would want to make children with me

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:44:04 2019 No.21095040 >>21094996 Anon you have no idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:48:47 2019 No.21095066 >>21094900 Is it time for the pickle pillager?<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" width="32" height="32" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/pckl.png"></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:50:07 2019 No.21095072 Kiss sluts or butt sluts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:51:20 2019 No.21095077 >>21095072 Kiss sluts.

>>	Pickle !!e6GIJ+Knjc6 Mon Apr 1 22:52:33 2019 No.21095083 File: 16 KB, 320x320, 1554173553659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:53:37 2019 No.21095086 >>21095083 glad to see christians and athiests getting along for once

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:54:14 2019 No.21095088 Mods on point.

>>	Pickle !!VHGfgtX8rew Mon Apr 1 22:54:32 2019 No.21095089 File: 16 KB, 320x320, 1550776288085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:56:37 2019 No.21095099 Way to be, mods. Must be a rough day for them.

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:56:42 2019 No.21095100

>>21095017
>Troll co-worker asks you if you'll walk her home, as the sun set early, and she doesn't feel safe in the dark
April Fools! She leads you to a late-night café, and buys you a drink.
>She plays the sudden café visit off as a joke, she directs you to her real address.
>She breaks down crying when she realizes she locked herself out of her own house.
>You find her key sticking out of the back pocket of her jeans.
April Fools! She hopes you enjoyed touching her ass, though.
>As an apology for pranking you so hard, she invites you inside for dinner.
>You reluctantly agree, as she seems genuinely sorry for all of her teasing.
>She seats you at a small, oak dining table, and heads into the kitchen.
>After a while, a delicious, savory scent wafts out of the kitchen.
>Whatever she's whipping up is starting to make your stomach growl.
>She calls to you from the kitchen, asking if you could help her set the food on the plates.
April Fools! Her bare body was the plate all along! If you want your dinner, you'll have to eat it off of her.

Around trolls..... I don't know how to rhyme this into a cautionary catchphrase

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:58:39 2019 No.21095111 >>21095100 That pesky troll! She's gonna get seven loads minimum up her fat jiggly ass that night

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 23:04:29 2019 No.21095150 File: 227 KB, 446x1000, vNXDrUBb_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did your waifu use her "props" to cook something for you? I'd kill for some Unagi Joro sauce Spaghetti Aglio e Olio.

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 23:07:21 2019 No.21095169
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What if MGs or more specifically maid and service oriented Monstergirls watch maid sama. What're their thoughts?

>Regular or other Monstergirls who so happen to work as maids or servants: "Ayuzawa Misaki is such a good role model! That's why we aspire to be strong Meidos for master! And how we wish we have a future master abd husband who's like Usui Takumi!"

>Shoggoths: "*indescribable and unknown Eldritch Zalgo speak* Silly mastah! No other maid can outclass me! Teehee~"

>Kikimoras: "Тьфу! Эта анимация глупая! И эта ведущая девушка из МС - такое жалкое оправдание горничной. Она никогда не получит хозяина или мужа, будучи таким человеком, ненавидящим суку! Такой позорный показ и извините за девицу !!!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 23:08:34 2019 No.21095173 >>21095150 Unfortunately my waifu's big fluffy paws only get in the way of her cooking and I certainly don't want to eat fur. She's not much of a cook anyway, but still.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 23:13:19 2019 No.21095189 Wrote a big fight scene today, but I forgot to make it sexy. That's what first drafts are for, I guess.

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 23:17:05 2019 No.21095205
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>>21095100
Ever dangerous trolls know how to use what they've got to make no man want to leave. They may even resort to plucking a feeding a specially made fruit from their head garden to feed her future husband and using her big hands and feet to keep him from running should a troll take a fancy to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 23:19:35 2019 No.21095219 File: 389 KB, 959x1073, 1544303489374.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21095100 This is extremely arousing, please go on

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 23:20:39 2019 No.21095222 >>21095100 >Troll OL with miniskirt, pantyhose and high heels Boner please calm down

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 23:29:39 2019 No.21095270 This is for you, ms. satyros!<div style="position:absolute" class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" style="position:absolute;margin-left:-25px;margin-top:-80px;pointer-events:none;" width="80" height="80" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/partyhat.gif"></div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 23:31:42 2019 No.21095281 File: 3.02 MB, 4400x4600, 1554160466559.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Think you can beat her in one on one combat anons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 23:32:37 2019 No.21095285 https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=74005822 The proper way to treat little Demons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 23:33:26 2019 No.21095291 >>21095285 >those eyes

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 23:34:01 2019 No.21095295 >>21095281 Hahaha snibeti snab x--DDD

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 23:36:38 2019 No.21095306

>>21095219
>Decide to play along, wondering how long she can keep it up.
>She is completely focused on you the entire time.
>Even lets you lick her clean afterward.
>She thanks you for the wonderful night, in spite of all the pranks.
>You try to head out the front door, but it's locked.
>From the outside.
April Fools! You aren't allowed to leave just yet.
>She beckons you with a large finger to follow her as she walks into a bedroom.
>As you walk inside the bedroom, she grabs you with her massive hands, and forces you down onto her bed.
April Fools! She just wanted a deep, passionate kiss!
Double April Fools! The kiss was merely a distraction to slip your dick inside of her!
>She starts riding you, relentlessly.
>She's so damn thick that you can hardly even see your dick behind the soft, jiggling mass on top of you.
>She easily wrings an orgasm out of you.
April Fools! She was only hotdogging you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 23:39:29 2019 No.21095319 >>21095285 >https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=74001359 yeah ok dude<div class="like-perk-cnt">😂</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 23:39:49 2019 No.21095321 >>21095306 EXTRA THICK!<div class="like-perk-cnt">💯</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 23:41:43 2019 No.21095333 >>21095306 god damn what a pesky thicfu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 23:54:21 2019 No.21095379 File: 477 KB, 2182x2800, 1483365899270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are gremlins so cute?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 23:59:17 2019 No.21095413 why do you like monster girls, onii-chan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:00:19 2019 No.21095421 >>21095379 because they remind me of midna. also i wish there's porn of her

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:01:39 2019 No.21095429 >>21095413 Because I'm a lonely pathetic loser.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:06:13 2019 No.21095442 >>21095100 >>21095306 Can a drawfag bless us with a graphical representation of those events?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:10:59 2019 No.21095473 >>21095413 Because dreams of perfection are the only things that keeps me going.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:11:19 2019 No.21095476 >>21095442 sounds like a lot of work

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:24:12 2019 No.21095549 I wanna eat Veronica's ass!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:27:11 2019 No.21095582 >>21095549 That's a privilege only her lifelong lab-partner and person who helped her finish her magnum opus research could ever hope to experience.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:28:04 2019 No.21095592 File: 75 KB, 1237x792, 1554179284552.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Because someone last thread asked for a drawing of a Shoggoth writing a Shoggoth story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:29:29 2019 No.21095599 >>21094265 >fluffy top >spats and a skirt that can barely cover a tundra bapho's huge hips >cute leg and arm warmers GIVE ME TUNDRA BAPHO

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:34:49 2019 No.21095622 >>21094265 >>21095599 Why do the Misplaced Tundra Clans wear spats so much? not that I'm complaining.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:35:11 2019 No.21095624 >>21095622 For increased mobility!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:37:32 2019 No.21095641 >>21095622 It's a tradition for unwed Tundra girls to wear spats till their husband fucks them through them

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:40:48 2019 No.21095658 >>21095592 Shoggy gets such an unsettling smile when she's excited!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:43:03 2019 No.21095667 >>21095599 >>21095622 >>21095624 >>21095641 Tell me more about the Tundra clan. I assume it's entirely made up of girls who don't normally have anything to do with the icy realms living there anyway?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:44:59 2019 No.21095679 >>21095667 It's a state of mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:45:40 2019 No.21095681 >>21095641 I wanna see a Tundra Oni.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:46:32 2019 No.21095686 What's April fool's like for a Cheshire husband?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:46:36 2019 No.21095687 File: 356 KB, 1200x1400, 145983465456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Facesit no jitsu!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:48:25 2019 No.21095694 >>21095687 Not the Facesitting clan!!! Anything but them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:48:34 2019 No.21095697 I kinda want to make a MG roll chart for bust size, Ass size, Height, Magical ability, hair colour, eye colour, and some other things. To bad rolling is gonna be gone tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:48:59 2019 No.21095700 >>21095476 That's why I said blessing, not every drawfag is fit for the task. Only the holy drawfags pick the requests from time to time

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:51:47 2019 No.21095713 File: 107 KB, 811x1200, lilim38.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21095697 >The real April fools joke is that this like-perk system is permanent

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:52:04 2019 No.21095715 File: 330 KB, 1200x1068, You can do it Boss!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that if you're beaten by a strong High Orc, and most of your P'Orc horde leaves, you'll still have that one little P'Orc who serves you unconditionally.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:52:19 2019 No.21095719 >>21095681 She'd be a big strongfat buddhist-monk-like girl with icy blue skin and big fluffy white hair, and she'd lug around a humongous barrel on a string filled with strong sake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:53:21 2019 No.21095721 >>21095697 Dice are a real thing you know And most people own them

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:53:29 2019 No.21095722 >>21095686 >For cheshires, April Fool's Day is actually a day of rest from their daily shenanigans

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:53:37 2019 No.21095725 >>21095715 She's getting every single last hug imaginable, bless her meaty soul.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:53:46 2019 No.21095727 >>21095715 We need to find her a husband as well. I recommend we kidnap some mopey poet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:53:52 2019 No.21095728 >>21095713 Some (the rolls) of the perks are pretty neat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:54:44 2019 No.21095731 >>21095728 Keeps the perks, drop the likes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:00:47 2019 No.21095760 >>21095731 Being verified is fun!<div class="like-perk-cnt"><div style="text-align:right"><img alt="" width="32" height="32" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/temp/verified.png"></div></div>

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:02:40 2019 No.21095769 Rolled 87 (1d100) >>21095697 rolling for Bapho ass size

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:02:47 2019 No.21095770 >>21093972 God I love this dragon. She comes on so hard when flirting she scares guys away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:05:41 2019 No.21095781 Rolled 4 (1d6) Rolling for Slimes colour (R=1, G=2, B=3, Pi=4, Pu=5, Y=6) >>21095769 What a Phat ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:06:01 2019 No.21095783 File: 133 KB, 721x563, wha.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21095769 That is entirely far more power than any one Baph should have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:07:26 2019 No.21095786 What kind of clothing do they dress zombies in at zombie adoption centers?

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:07:33 2019 No.21095788

>>21095769
>It would be wrong, borderline disrespectful to call it an ass. Even 'booty' would simply be an understatement
>No, what that smug little goat loli has is a true bonafide DONK, and no one could hope to convince anyone otherwise
>Why would they, when the obscene flared curve of her hips has even her very short self seeming like she might just have trouble sitting in standard size chairs or ever being able to wear any reasonable sized panties that don't immediately get turned into tight thongs
>She will often just lay on her stomach, little goat legs kicking lazily in the air behind her as she nonchalantly reads a forbidden magic tome, the motion sending quaking jiggling through her jello-bowl badonkadonk, all with her knowing full well her big brother can't help but stare and bite his lip at the scene
>"Whatcha lookin at, onii-chan~?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:08:18 2019 No.21095791 File: 672 KB, 2500x1924, 1538919404747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21095715 Damn, I bet that H'Orc went up a few levels and got promoted for defeating him. She'll have a bunch of bodyguards to deal with as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:09:39 2019 No.21095796 >>21095786 Colorful jumpsuits, kinda like prisoners.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:10:43 2019 No.21095802 Rolled 33 (1d100) >>21095769 Rolling for my Apophis mistress's tongue length

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:10:48 2019 No.21095803 >>21095715 I wanna train her till she can beat me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:11:28 2019 No.21095804 >>21095802 Solid footlong, I'll take it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:12:13 2019 No.21095806 >>21095781 Pink slimes are the most powerful after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:14:13 2019 No.21095814 >>21095786 There's probably a shop run by an undead familiar that does zombie makeovers and beautification.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:14:54 2019 No.21095817 Rolled 82 (1d100) >>21095697 Rolling for the initial amount of Large mice sisters that have a crush on me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:15:47 2019 No.21095822 Rolled 10 (1d100) How rough of a dom my dark elf mistress would be with 0 being gentle mommy and 100 being sadistic

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:15:55 2019 No.21095823 >>21095806 Kinda wanted an odd coloured parasite slime,but you are also correct.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:16:16 2019 No.21095825 >>21095817 That's a lot of Maus

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:18:06 2019 No.21095831 >>21095817 >All 82 of them share a homeroom class with anon >82 sets of nervous barely contained heartpupil stares as he walks into class Oh my!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:18:26 2019 No.21095832 >>21095802 >>21095804 >apophis can wrap your entire dick in her tong as she wraps your body with her tail. Holy fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:18:53 2019 No.21095834 >>21095822 Dangerously sweetie with only the most gentle of femdom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:19:49 2019 No.21095838 >>21095832 Constant constriction, oppressive ownership- you're not going ANYWHERE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:20:03 2019 No.21095839 File: 1.63 MB, 1280x720, Zombieland Saga.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21095814 But they still act like zombies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:23:49 2019 No.21095850 >>21095839 Kind of like that. It's a little offensive to change their pallor, though. No need to be a mockery of the living when you can embrace undeath (with cute clothes).

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:25:12 2019 No.21095855 >>21095850 How delightful a sentiment. My wife and I would certainly donate to such a noble organization to help those girls find a good home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:27:20 2019 No.21095860 >>21095850 >No need to be a mockery of the living But you're already doing that by dressing them in clothes that aren't fitting of a zombie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:43:19 2019 No.21095900 Rolled 18 (1d100) How big is my kejorous bust.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:44:20 2019 No.21095906 Rolled 41 (1d100) >>21095900 shit. Hopefully a good ass?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:46:03 2019 No.21095910 >>21095900 >>21095906 She's a teenager yet to bloom!

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:49:22 2019 No.21095920
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>>21095817
>>21095831
That’s the dream right there Anon. Living your life surrounded by an absolute swarm of lovey-dovey mice all working together so your life is heaven on earth. Can’t fathom what a normal date night would look like though. And you’d basically need to buy a mansion or hotel if you wanted to live together with them all, especially if each of them plan on becoming a mom!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:50:27 2019 No.21095930 >>21095788 Thanks for that awesome writeup >>21095783 >>21095781 The curves and lap sitting will be glorious. Now to find some tundra clothing that will fit her

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:51:53 2019 No.21095937
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>>21095715
>Orc/Troll defeats you
>Gains a new title of Nemesis
>You realize that Orcs/Trolls use the title of Nemesis to refer themselves as a Tark's wife
I want to believe

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 01:58:05 2019 No.21095958 >Chesire says she wants to hug you >Actually has sex with you Damn, what a tricky prankster

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 02:01:48 2019 No.21095972 File: 108 KB, 600x607, 72485169_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] zombies

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 02:09:38 2019 No.21095992 >>21095910 Yes. A few breeding, breast, and ass messaging sessions and she will become a fine flower.

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 02:12:39 2019 No.21096005

>>21095920
It's the perfect kind of cute absurd that also leads to wild lewdness. Getting showered with affection constantly as each one strives to make my day better, knowing that my hands are always a few inches away from a ready and waiting nervous needy girlfriend.
Date night would probably be buying up all the tickets at a movie theater for us all, though it would extremely quickly devolve into none of us watching the movie and instead a mad dash to smother me in a big frantic make-out orgy.
I would make sure to do well so I can afford that big run down mansion outside of town. With 82 sets of hands, we'd fix it and clean it up in no time and start working on constant, eternal fluid-flooding sex!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 02:14:49 2019 No.21096010 >>21095972 Zombies aren't my favorite but they play very well into my healing fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 02:15:31 2019 No.21096011 >>21096005 Maus swarms are truly the most lewdcute thing ever. I'm totally down for constant, decades-long sessions where my dick always is being treated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 02:17:39 2019 No.21096020 >>21096010 You can have a zombie version of your favorite though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 02:18:50 2019 No.21096025 >>21096020 My favorites a slime

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 02:20:53 2019 No.21096032 >>21096025 Ectoplasm

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 02:21:27 2019 No.21096037
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>>21096005
I’ve always imagined a mouse husband would easily be able to memorize the details of every one of his wives and daughters personality traits, preferences, and etc. It’s fun to imagine what their life would be like as they go through each of their wives every day, making time to satisfy each of his girls and play with his daughters. Also, yeah a frantic work force of 82 mice and their husband would make quick work of any construction project. Plus decorating each of their rooms and designing the husband’s chambers sounds like a good time!

Though It’d probably be pretty hard to have a social life outside of all the mice, but at least all of your girls would make the potential loss of time with friends up to you by constantly smothering you with affection and love.

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 02:28:54 2019 No.21096060

>>21096037
Oh, that’s a given. A mouse husband has a near limitless specialized memory, on top of the ability to read each wifedaughter’s mana with a single touch to know exactly how they’re doing at the moment.
I wouldn’t give a single damn about having a social life or not, my social life is happily occupied by my beautiful bountiful blushing brides!
Just imagine the amount of ecstasy you’d experience from all the pampering on Father’s Day...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 02:34:28 2019 No.21096076 >>21096037 Just imagine the cum production a mouse harem husband must have. He best be careful not to leave any one wife on for too long.

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 02:36:41 2019 No.21096085

>>21096020
I would like to see undead variants of a lot of different girls. I guess a lot of them would be like dragon zombies, where they're almost the opposite of their original species.

>zombie anubis that's really lazy and easygoing, not a total slob but very sleepy and cuddly, spends all day reading manga and napping
>zombie holstaur that lactates ice-cold, creamy milk, requires skinship and constant warmth
>undead kejourou who acts very ghoul-like, loves blowing you and has cutely messy hair
>all of them are kinda dumb and just do whatever feels good

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 02:37:42 2019 No.21096089 Rolled 12 (1d100) Roll for Dex

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 02:40:17 2019 No.21096097 Rolled 57 (1d100) Rolling for STA >>21096089 Ouch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 02:41:18 2019 No.21096099 >>21095442 Please drawfag hear our plea!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 02:43:32 2019 No.21096105 >>21096089 >tfw she says "The size is good but the technique needs work"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 02:45:41 2019 No.21096114 File: 219 KB, 1000x1000, 1477857938918.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21095592 Guy from last thread who asked for it. I love it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 02:49:08 2019 No.21096127 >>21096114 I aim to please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 03:09:14 2019 No.21096181 File: 156 KB, 780x930, 5a7168b9896256103797b48c4dcad4d0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG BLUE EVERYTHING

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 03:10:45 2019 No.21096183 File: 712 KB, 724x1023, 1540994425995.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21096181 Take a girl Paint her blue Make her blush until she's purple

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 03:11:29 2019 No.21096184 File: 379 KB, 404x868, 73884690_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21096181 You called?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 03:14:35 2019 No.21096189 >>21096183 Don't be silly. Everyone knows that the only color you should paint your girl is white. Inside and out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 03:20:39 2019 No.21096199 What's better for a Kikimora? >Moderate sized butt plug she can easily keep in her ass all day long >Seeing how long she can keep in a large butt plug that really pushes her limit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 03:23:35 2019 No.21096206 >>21096199 Anal is for degenerates and/or bugchasers

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 03:25:43 2019 No.21096208 >>21096199 Neither. Instead have an egg vibrator taped to her clit and change the intensity of it throughout the day to mess with her

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 03:45:45 2019 No.21096247 How monster is too monster? Nightmare waifus a no go?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 03:49:12 2019 No.21096257 File: 629 KB, 968x1000, 1437587452899.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21096247 Nightmares are great. I love nightmares.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 03:50:04 2019 No.21096258 >>21096257 Nightmares are great, but I'm talking spooky scary horror monsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 03:51:41 2019 No.21096261 >>21096247 Human nose and skull structure is a good starting point. Human chest and tits in 99% of cases as well. All of the abominations from monster girl quest are too far for me. Taurs, spidertaurs, and lamia's are as far as I'd usually go.

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 03:53:35 2019 No.21096264

>>21096258
We just take those and turn them into cute girls. Basically, give them a human face and (mostly) human torso and we're set. Bonus points for human upper thigh, too. They can't be aliens though, because that's verboten until KC makes an alien, after which point they will suddenly be okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 03:54:20 2019 No.21096265 >>21096261 Ah, so things that are inherently horrific are too far? Non humanoid features with female attributes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 03:59:55 2019 No.21096276 File: 296 KB, 771x1100, __greenworm_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_kenkou_cross__7248f541eef78e6a577c3ade1732de0c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21096247 Greenworm is about as far as I'll go.

>>	LLLUU Tue Apr 2 04:00:40 2019 No.21096278 >>21096261 >>21096264 Well maybe its too monstrous, but she's still a monster girl if you want to give it a read. Only been gone for going on three years now. Human male x Female Skinwalker/Wendigo/Dryad. It's a horror smut. https://pastebin.com/Q61S8jHG

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 04:02:43 2019 No.21096282 >>21096265 You'd have to give an example, my mind defaults to the extremes. >>21096276 Yeah I'd agree that greenworm is my line as well. Maybe a step back from the line.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 04:03:48 2019 No.21096284 >>21096278 >Skinwalker/Wendigo/Dryad Is it all of them or you just don't know which it is?

>>	LLLUU Tue Apr 2 04:05:00 2019 No.21096288 >>21096284 Rather than MGE versions of them, she's based on the north american versions of the myths. Little bit of them all spattered in there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 04:07:15 2019 No.21096291 >>21096276 Greenworm is really too far in my mind. I still don't know why she doesn't at least have human hands; he could even give her brown gloves for a similar look.

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 04:17:33 2019 No.21096312
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>>21096291
Yeah, he really pushed it with greenworm. Papillon is pretty nice and has some traits I really like but I couldn't imagine myself having anything to do with greenworm.

I was really looking forward to a butterfly girl too, and I guess it's important that they have a larval stage to transition from, but man is green worm ever unappealing. The idea of sharing a chrysalis is really romantic and sweet too, but the way it's described makes it sound almost traumatic and kinda gross. Some Alien 2 type shit. It's not quite as unpleasant as something like humpty egg in my opinion, but it's in that category for me. Wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 04:21:25 2019 No.21096319 >>21096312 Well, at least you can find an ultra THICC papillon without having to go through the greenworm stuff. That was a nice out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 04:21:34 2019 No.21096321 >>21096291 I remember seeing an edit of a greenworm with hands but I can't find it for the life of me

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 04:25:38 2019 No.21096326 File: 498 KB, 1200x856, sw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21096247 This is my waifu. Say something nice about her!<div class="like-perk-cnt">💙</div>

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 04:29:20 2019 No.21096335 >>21096326 She must save a ton on transportation, housing and heating.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 04:29:26 2019 No.21096336 File: 163 KB, 900x959, 1547844357565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21096326 Alaskan bull worms sure are cuties

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 04:31:45 2019 No.21096339 >>21096326 I bet she gives great hugs.

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 04:37:37 2019 No.21096349

>>21096312
>The idea of sharing a chrysalis is really romantic and sweet too, but the way it's described makes it sound almost traumatic and kinda gross
Just think about being stuck in there with her. Very little movement for god knows how long, and just imagine how grotesque it would be to see her slowly transform from one figure to the other. There's probably going to be a point in between where she's hideous, and worst of all, you're stuck in there and can't look away. I guess though that's the power of love, being willing to endure all that with your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 04:40:34 2019 No.21096357 >>21096335 Indeed, the extra money's nice. It allows us to splurge a little more than normal because unfortunately, we do tend to lose a lot of belongings inside her. Accidents happen, and our gaming laptop turnover rate is a little high.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 04:52:10 2019 No.21096391 File: 281 KB, 1280x1814, 1554194066496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need a fire rat with this body.

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 04:56:18 2019 No.21096403

>>21096349
The part that got to me was the mouth-to-mouth nourishment. Makes me think of someone having their stomach pumped. I'm sure mamonomana would make it so none of it is painful or too uncomfortable, but I already can't deal with enclosed spaces. Making it hot and wet and making me unable to move or leave sounds like nightmare fuel. I don't care if the pussy is so good my fucking brain explodes, that shit sounds horrible. Too /d/ for me.

A big, busty, baby-crazy ara ara butterfly lady who smells like peaches and is okay with just cuddling all day sounds like a dream, but god damn. It's great that you can just find one, but I would worry about the mind of a husband who got a papillon the traditional way. More power to him if he loves her that much but I wouldn't want to know what's going on in his head.

If the greenworm went into the chrysalis by themselves after you fucked them enough that would be fine. Just say that the feeling of longing as you wait for her to emerge from her sleep makes her more beautiful or something. It could be a really sweet snow white situation where the husband peels away the shell of the chrysalis to kiss her as she wakes and spreads her wings.

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 05:03:30 2019 No.21096426

>>21096349
>>21096403
I'm enough of a degenerate that I wouldn't mind the chrysalis stage. Being inside there with her really isn't too far off from what my waifu does already; it's just the transformation part that's different. I'm just not a fan of greenworms or papillons.

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 05:07:37 2019 No.21096435

>>21096403
I just imagine it as a Disney magical kiss. Just before you make lip contact, the greenworm looks at her anon with a perfect mix of melancholic relief that her beloved cares about her at all and overwhelming desire to become somebody worthy of his love. Then, the actual kiss starts, and the greenworm becomes a light-being anchored to her beloved's lips. Within the cocoon, her body becomes more and more of a papillon within the light, but her face remains shining and the shape of the greenworm the anon fell in love with. Finally, she breaks out with her beloved, embarrassed and relieved that such an ugly emergence (from a cocoon) resulted in a beautiful girl (of course an anon that loved a greenworm would be okay with that ugly emergence, but don't tell them that) and the lighted Disney body has transformed to Papillon form.

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 05:32:10 2019 No.21096476

I will attempt to fix the greenworm.

>anon is childhood friends with a greenworm
>she's sort of like a green oomukade but fuzzy, cheerful, and constantly hungry
>greenworm is good at cooking, she carries a little lunchbox full of snacks everywhere and always makes enough to share
>she cooks so often that a cute handmade apron becomes part of her regular wardrobe
>she loves vegetables but tries to get good variety, always experimenting with new recipes and getting anon to try them
>her face lights up whenever anon gives her something to eat, especially if he made it himself
>one day, when they're teenagers, anon invites her out for a picnic
>she tries the warm soup he made and wriggles with delight, a big smile on her face
>they spend the whole day just relaxing in the park, gradually getting closer until they're full-on cuddling in public
>they don't even realize what they're doing until suddenly, they both turn to each other to speak
>"I-I love y-"
>they're both too embarassed to say anything more, and go back to quietly cuddling, now blushing
>greenworm finally knows anon feels the same way, and tears start running down her cheeks
>"I love you." anon finally says, loud, clear and confident
>greenworm looks shocked for a moment, then zones out
>she stands up tall, stretches as far as she can, and there's a flash of light
>a rock-hard, black cocoon forms around her whole body, and she stands like a monolith in the park as the sun goes down
>anon stays by her side through the night, and gradually the black fades to green
>when the sun rises, the green quickly drains from the cocoon, and what's left is a transparent shell, sparkling like glass
>anon, now exhausted from staying up all night, can't believe his eyes
>greenworm is inside, but she's different
>her fluffy lower half has turned into a beautiful, shapely pair of long legs
>her chest has filled out, and it compliments a now perfectly slim waist and round hips
>her white hair is suddenly very, very long, along with her eyelashes and her graceful black antennae
>at her back are huge black and blue wings, folded away but still incredibly beautiful
>he tears at the shell, now soft, and peels it away
>the morning breeze and light of sunrise hit her face, and her eyes open
>they sparkle a rich violet as her wings spread, catching the light and shining
>She simply raises her arms, as if to beckon him into a hug, and he falls in, exhausted
>they both collapse to fall asleep together on their picnic blanket, sharing a deep kiss
>it tastes like chocolate and blueberries

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 05:38:44 2019 No.21096487 File: 449 KB, 1250x1806, AB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21095599 gave it a go https://i.imgur.com/q1kWF1J.png

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 05:48:25 2019 No.21096511 >>21096487 Holy shit she's adorable. Why does going to the Tundra make girls so much better?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 05:51:25 2019 No.21096518 >>21096487 Gonna dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 05:55:09 2019 No.21096523 >>21096511 Because Dersu Uzala's spirit dwells there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 05:59:53 2019 No.21096536 >>21096487 Based, would prone bone that bapho.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 06:03:55 2019 No.21096546 >>21096487 Fluffy Mountain Goat!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 06:07:43 2019 No.21096551 >>21096487 >>21096487 >>21096487 >>21096487 OH GOD THANKYOU

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 06:08:45 2019 No.21096553 >>21096487 Also vada, is that you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 06:09:45 2019 No.21096554 >>21096487 Smol Goat, very easy to carry back home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 07:01:12 2019 No.21096664 File: 213 KB, 721x1024, T-Rex magic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love dinosaurs.<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" width="451" height="75" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/temp/dinosaur.gif"></div>

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 07:08:06 2019 No.21096691 >>21096487 She looks cute and happy, I like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 07:08:52 2019 No.21096694 >>21096511 All girls need cute winter clothes to survive the tundra and the cold forces people to cuddle with each other, the tundra clans have recently adopted longer, thicker scarves that 2 people can wear to cuddle up closer to lost travelers

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 07:16:39 2019 No.21096725 >>21096664 Dinosaurs are big dumb rude lizards who are so reckless that they can't even maintain the survival of their species. Help a dinogirl today by making her a dinomom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 07:16:54 2019 No.21096728 >>21096694 Also brown skin + white hair + mofu + winter clothes is peak aesthetics

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 08:19:56 2019 No.21096944 >>21096728 Consider the following - brown skin White Horns

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 08:23:37 2019 No.21096955 >>21096728 >>21096944 Dude from /co/ here. Not trying to bitch, but wasn't dark skin + white hair the things old whiny black people used to bitch about with the character Storm on the X-Men?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 08:24:43 2019 No.21096962 >>21096955 All I know is that Terry Pratchett wrote about it in Sourcery and said that the combination seemed designed to awaken a man's libido.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 08:26:21 2019 No.21096967 >>21096962 I'm fine with it. It can look really good at times. I was just curious, being new to all this. The comics industry is garbage right now, so I'm looking around for other stuff to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 08:27:52 2019 No.21096969 File: 241 KB, 999x890, 1538700374758.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21096967 Perhaps you should read comics not published by Marvel or DC? You do realize there's more to the medium than superheroes, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 08:29:27 2019 No.21096974 >>21096967 >The comics industry is garbage right now The only people who say this are autists

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 08:30:21 2019 No.21096978

>>21096969
Hell I just went straight to manga and shit. I tried IDW for a while, and they became cancerous. Comic shops are closing because of bad product being pushed around. After a while you just get burned out.
>>21096974
BRB, gotta play with my train set and then an hour session on Minecraft, then play with my Legos and make a Sonichu comic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 08:32:17 2019 No.21096985 >>21096978 >went straight to manga Then you have nothing to worry about, that isn't going to run out in your lifetime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 08:36:59 2019 No.21096999 >>21096955 Think so, but it looks great nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 08:37:39 2019 No.21097005 >>21096974 Yeah, people with decent taste realize it was always garbage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 08:40:58 2019 No.21097024 >>21097005 Being an ebin contrarian is also autistic

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 08:47:39 2019 No.21097042 I want a dragon and griffon to get full on /fit/ for me. Why? Shut up

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 09:01:12 2019 No.21097088 >>21097024 >disliking anything popular is contrarian I bet you like twilight and listen to beyonce too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 09:03:36 2019 No.21097094 >>21097042 You want to 'mire them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 09:06:16 2019 No.21097108 >>21097094 Maybe. Maybe I just desire a pair of BEEG buff women trying to show off and get me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 09:08:11 2019 No.21097117 File: 560 KB, 899x672, 1506760712948.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21097108 For me it's the orc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 09:14:09 2019 No.21097129 >>21097088 >Disliking Beyonce How to get yourself banned from the desert kingdoms in one easy step!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 09:31:15 2019 No.21097178 >>21097129 I’m with that Anon. They can kick me out without regrets!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 09:32:50 2019 No.21097183 File: 46 KB, 800x800, c9fab7647c383ecc4ee75b6e80cba7dd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you like your succs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 09:33:53 2019 No.21097186 >>21097183 Long brown hair- princess cut. Huge boobs that are yet still perky. And fun. Lots of "fun."

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 09:34:58 2019 No.21097193 >>21097186 What kind of fun? it may vary from person to person

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 09:38:33 2019 No.21097203 >>21097183 Big, blue, teasing, and with spade tails that could serve as weak points in a boss fight

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 09:40:25 2019 No.21097207 >>21097088 >Hurr durr Point proven

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 09:44:07 2019 No.21097217 File: 4.00 MB, 5623x3508, b20ccb8191c781d432b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21097183

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 09:45:27 2019 No.21097223 >>21097217 The admiral will not be overjoyed at this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 09:50:34 2019 No.21097236 >>21097223 To be fair, he’s dead

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 09:56:02 2019 No.21097249 File: 358 KB, 840x620, 1540218248083.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21097236 >Warcraft >anyone being dead >ever Hahahaha... AHAAHAHAAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 10:05:15 2019 No.21097281 >>21097249 Nah, he was a ghost now so he’s dead....although this now raises the issue of your dead relatives coming back as ghosts

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 10:10:28 2019 No.21097300 What kind of meal does she prepare for you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 10:11:13 2019 No.21097305 >>21097281 Those ignorant fools

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 10:20:49 2019 No.21097327 >>21097300 Meat and veggies charred and slightly pre-digested.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 10:24:36 2019 No.21097339 It's all fun and games till your royal retainer starts building 'anons guard' from other muscled monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 10:28:36 2019 No.21097350 File: 559 KB, 1078x1500, D3ImDMvV4AAUMZ2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 10:33:09 2019 No.21097365 >>21097350 No

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 10:44:17 2019 No.21097409 >>21097350 Yes!

>>	Pickle !!e6GIJ+Knjc6 Tue Apr 2 10:44:40 2019 No.21097414 >>21097350 Draphs were made for BBC

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 10:49:35 2019 No.21097431 >>21097414 Are you still here you retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 10:50:10 2019 No.21097435 Don't you dare reply.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 10:57:27 2019 No.21097466 >>21097435

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 11:00:00 2019 No.21097475 >>21097466 Listen here you little shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 11:01:26 2019 No.21097485 >>21097414 You're right for once picklefag

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 11:06:16 2019 No.21097497 >>21097485 Why do you reply to yourself?

>>	Pickle !!e6GIJ+Knjc6 Tue Apr 2 11:08:52 2019 No.21097503 >>21097497 That isn't me. Also what the fuck, I thought my tripcode is supposed to be based on the password only. So why the fuck is my tripcode different even though I am using the same password?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 11:10:05 2019 No.21097509 >>21097503 Go back to the shithole you came from

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 11:24:17 2019 No.21097575 >>21097350 Draph cunny is best cunny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 11:32:09 2019 No.21097609 Dragons that likes to relax on the wings of plains during flights

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 11:33:32 2019 No.21097614 >>21097609 Planes*

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 11:38:09 2019 No.21097630 >>21097609 So when kids say theres a monster outside they mean it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 11:43:38 2019 No.21097651 >>21097609 No capes though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 11:52:34 2019 No.21097687 >>21097300 Prunes , refried beans and for dessert those little exlax candies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 12:01:13 2019 No.21097724 >>21097687 This nigga eating beans

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 12:17:49 2019 No.21097789 I want to tie my Kobold waifu up and tickle her feet!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 12:19:33 2019 No.21097800 DEAD

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 12:22:16 2019 No.21097814 >>21097687 >>21097724 >>21097789 April 1st is over, clear out back to /b/ retards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 12:24:08 2019 No.21097823 >>21097814 KDF isn't from /b/, is he?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 12:25:15 2019 No.21097828 And so cheshire-san has to return to normal life after april fools, her pranks spent and days drab.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 12:25:49 2019 No.21097829 >>21097350 His normal art is really good. I'd love to use those girls as cock socks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 12:26:01 2019 No.21097831 >>21097823 Everyone was a /b/tard at one point. It's just most people migrate to the other boards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 12:27:42 2019 No.21097841 >>21097823 Nope. >>21097831 /jp/ was my first board anon. I was never on here as a kid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 12:28:48 2019 No.21097847 >>21097831 >Implying everyone started at /b/ /tg/ was mine

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 13:24:13 2019 No.21098134 Dead, but my wife a cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 13:25:33 2019 No.21098141 >>21098134 My wife is alive, and also a cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 13:26:41 2019 No.21098145 File: 671 KB, 1024x1024, 1550438359930.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21098134 C'mon anon you gotta have more tack than that, just blurting out your wife is cute would cause her heart to almost start beating again

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 13:35:49 2019 No.21098161 File: 230 KB, 850x1133, Draph 17.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21097575 I love Draphs and Draph cunny!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 13:37:07 2019 No.21098166 >>21098161 Best loli wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 13:40:12 2019 No.21098170 File: 235 KB, 850x1202, Draph 15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21098166 I want to teach her all about the world!

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 13:40:45 2019 No.21098172
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>>21097831
Completely skipped /b/ because a friend on msn messenger told me just to go to the better boards and not act like a retard.
I should have listened more to that last part, I'm still dumber than a wurm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 13:42:17 2019 No.21098178 >missed vada's bday because i was curled in a ball on painpills i have sinned

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 13:43:31 2019 No.21098182 >>21098170 She is for raising into a cute wife that'll have plenty of kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 13:44:07 2019 No.21098185 >>21098172 I shamefully started on /pol/ and then just drifted through the boards trying to find a home. Eventually found it here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 13:44:15 2019 No.21098187 Lich ass' sole purpose is to receive human dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 13:47:45 2019 No.21098209 File: 1.34 MB, 1240x1748, Draph 71.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21098182 Just imagine her pressing against with her breasts. Asking you to why they feel funny and if you could make it stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 13:58:16 2019 No.21098249 >>21098209 Is it wrong to return her after the journey pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:01:43 2019 No.21098268 >>21097831 I started on /d/ because I am a degenerate who came to this site looking for degenerate porn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:01:57 2019 No.21098270 File: 401 KB, 1800x2400, Draph 72.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21098249 Yes, but only if you return her and dont take responsibility by marrying her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:03:41 2019 No.21098279 >>21098270 Of course she's getting married. How else would she have more kids?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:07:21 2019 No.21098297 >>21097831 I doubt that there are people besides me that remembers the time when /b/ was the only board to discuss anime, manga and everything Japanese related

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:08:45 2019 No.21098300 >>21098297 I'm a bit sad I wasn't around for that. Mostly glad, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:10:29 2019 No.21098309 File: 771 KB, 947x1100, Draph 83.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21098279 How many kids do you think yaia would/should have anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:12:01 2019 No.21098317 >>21098309 As many as she can bear. Imotouwife is cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:23:30 2019 No.21098368 File: 1.27 MB, 1036x1450, Yaia+Naru 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21098317 But then your imoutos tits will get even bigger! how will you explain that to your onee-san?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:26:09 2019 No.21098377 >>21098368 Well, how else would she feed the kids?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:43:04 2019 No.21098439 >>21098377 >>21098368 >When the imotou has had more kids and now bigger breasts than your oneesan and she hasn't even graduated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:43:33 2019 No.21098442 >>21097831 Its true in my case, but that's only because /b/ and /a/ were the same thing back then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:46:34 2019 No.21098462 File: 98 KB, 859x1214, Yaia 21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21098439 >she hasn't even graduated. >Your imouto hasnt even gotten out of primary and she looks like this in a swimsuit. How do you respond.

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:47:50 2019 No.21098470

>>21098297
Nope, me too. My first memory on 4chan was discussing Divergence Eve simply because it was a sci fi titty anime from the makers of Burn Up.
Too bad it turned out to be a serious show using ecchi comedy character designs to lure you in Oh well, I still miss those days.<div class="like-perk-cnt">❤️</div>

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:48:44 2019 No.21098477 >>21098462 We already know the answer to that question. It's why oneesan is so stressed in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:50:59 2019 No.21098488 >>21098462 Continued after school breeding holy hell

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:52:03 2019 No.21098493 >>21098462 >when she goes up two cup sizes every grade >still stays as cutesy as ever though Das it mang Oppai loli fucking murders me

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:56:23 2019 No.21098506

>>21098493
>every morning needs her big brother’s help putting on her industrial strength bra
>eats her cereal with extra milk, ‘cause it helps me grow big for nii-chan’
>hugs your arm the whole walk to school, innocently squishing it between her absurd titties
>skips the last leg to school after giving you a big hug, sending her mounds flailing like lethal weapons

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:56:56 2019 No.21098509 Big boobs are the breast. So say Onee-sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:57:40 2019 No.21098514 >>21098477 If onee-san is scared that you love imouto more than it is your job to show her how much you love both of them by knocking them up in the same night. >>21098488 My man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:58:18 2019 No.21098518 File: 147 KB, 768x1040, giga_milk_by_fu_reiji-dao07ro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21098509 Here, here!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:59:04 2019 No.21098524 >>21098518 Though I do wonder if there is a flat chested branch of onee-sabbath? Maybe a tsundere branch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:59:42 2019 No.21098525 File: 3.62 MB, 1678x2382, Yaia 17.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21098493 >>21098506 fuck i love these types of girls so much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:00:08 2019 No.21098527 >>21098514 Of course! Nee-san just needed to ask! Although now this may end up with each sibling seeing who can have more. >>21098493 The benefits of impregnating the pai loli.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:00:39 2019 No.21098530 >>21098524 >tsundere I hate this personality. It only works if the girl is generally a decent person with character to begin with, but that's not always the case. It's jumping through unnecessary hoops.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:00:59 2019 No.21098532 >>21098514 >pussy sandwich between imouto and onee-san as their huge same-sized breasts squeeze against each other while they look back at you in need This is the victory stage. That’s the dream.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:03:04 2019 No.21098540 >>21098530 I'm thinking more like Rin from Fate, not one of the more violent ones.

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:05:02 2019 No.21098544

>>21098525
>>21098527
>imouto’s chest is so big it covers her desk and she can’t see her homework
>takes it home and asks onee-chan to help
>her chest is so big on her shortstack body she can’t see it properly either
>”L-lets ask Anon, he’ll help you with it!”
It’s just gonna end in symmetrically docking paizuri.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:07:21 2019 No.21098551 >>21098544 The best, although nee-san may want to be worried about how big her imotou's bust is.

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:07:34 2019 No.21098553
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>>21098527
>Although now this may end up with each sibling seeing who can have more.
>imouto has boundless enthusiam
>or
>Nee-san who has the skill
Fuck my dick can only get so hard.

>>21098532
Now you just gotta impregnate both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:11:19 2019 No.21098572 >>21098551 Eventually, they’ll both reach their top limit at the exact same size and be content. Only question is which one will have the inverted nipples and which will have the big fat ones?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:14:13 2019 No.21098582 >>21098551 Nee-san probably already knows its her fault due to fondling imoutos large breasts as a way to tease anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:14:17 2019 No.21098583 >>21098553 Well, hopefully its hard enough for each of them...because they each want it. >>21098572 Imotou has the more prominent ones. Especially noticeable considering that she wears such small clothes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:23:03 2019 No.21098611 >>21098583 Lord have mercy on my cock the day we all go to the beach together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:24:27 2019 No.21098624 >>21098582 Its true, now our imotou is bigger than neesan at such a young age. >>21098611 God help you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:25:39 2019 No.21098630 >>21098583 Well i will try. I might beed them to give me some of their milk to ensure i stay hard. >such small clothes. Picking up imouto from school is gunna be quite difficult when i see her huge breast just straining to get out from her clothes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:29:46 2019 No.21098641 >>21098630 They’d just be mushrooming and bulging out of her blouse as she runs up to you ecstatic to give you a hug.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:31:15 2019 No.21098651 >>21098630 You can see their outlines even when she's not 'ready and raring' And yeah, she looks like she could pop her top at any moment.

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:37:50 2019 No.21098682
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>>21098624
>Its true, now our imotou is bigger than neesan at such a young age.
Nee-san acts jealous,but it was really her entire plan.

>>21098641
>>21098651
Almost feel sorry for her class mates whenthey see how much she loves her Onii-san.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:41:37 2019 No.21098696 >>21098682 Are you saying that neesan's plan is to be an auntie to a rambunctious horde of nieces? And yes, her friends are jealous. Very jealous.

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:45:20 2019 No.21098714
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>>21098696
>Are you saying that neesan's plan is to be an auntie to a rambunctious horde of nieces?
Of course. She wants a bunch of nieces who can be good friends for her own daughters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:51:44 2019 No.21098732 Small tits + big ass > big tits This is especially true with monster girls that have large and/or numerous tails.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:54:00 2019 No.21098743 File: 803 KB, 760x1200, KikimoraRecolor1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] medium size tits are the best, who else agrees with me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:54:15 2019 No.21098746 >>21098732 Incorrect, variety is all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:54:57 2019 No.21098749 >>21098732 You are wrong. Small tits + big ass = Big tits = everything else.

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:57:17 2019 No.21098758

>>21098732
There is no best. It's completely objective. I prefer completely washoard flat chest lolis with a small but round and proportional ass. I really don't care what others like as long as they aren't trying to be dicks and claiming everyone has to like what they like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:57:46 2019 No.21098761 File: 113 KB, 846x797, Troll censored.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21098743 I like them big

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:58:48 2019 No.21098764 >>21098743 I do, but I doubt many others would agree.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 15:59:22 2019 No.21098766 File: 758 KB, 800x1137, Yaia 40.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21098758 >objective Its subjective, but i agree. I like big breasts on small bodies, but i wont be a dick if you dont.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 16:00:07 2019 No.21098769 >>21098766 Yeah sorry I used the wrong word.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 16:02:53 2019 No.21098780 File: 930 KB, 811x1217, Yaia 41.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21098769 no problem anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 16:14:49 2019 No.21098818 File: 555 KB, 943x1300, 1553350770323.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21098761 I like big hands better

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 16:20:36 2019 No.21098835 >>21098818 And big tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 16:23:06 2019 No.21098845 >>21098743 They can be really good, but it takes skill to make them look anything other than boring.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 16:34:52 2019 No.21098891 Big haughty Ojou monsters with great big...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 16:35:03 2019 No.21098893 >>21098818 BIGGER

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 16:36:10 2019 No.21098900 File: 96 KB, 608x555, 1549835970365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21098891 Tails

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 16:50:21 2019 No.21098976 >>21097831 I started off on /v/, then branched out when I realized that, if I wanted to actually talk about video games, literally anywhere else would be better suited. I first set foot in /jp/ because Touhou containment board.

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 17:06:57 2019 No.21099035
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>>21098900
Would a Rata do a positive or negative reporting on the Lich, Gremlin, and Wurm science team creating hybrid MGs?

>Has science gone too far? Find out tonight at 11

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 17:12:15 2019 No.21099065 >>21099035 She would paint them in a good light and paint the slime supremacist dark slime in a bad light. Even though She is just trying to give the other slimes the joy of having a core and other mamano the joy of have a slime friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 17:13:40 2019 No.21099071 File: 538 KB, 686x1200, chimaera_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21099035 how'd that be news? Chimaera are already a thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 17:15:05 2019 No.21099084 >>21098743 Indeed. I prefer when they are in proportion with rest of the body, a good handful but not overflowing. Kinda ironic that yet I have hots for the smart cow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 17:15:49 2019 No.21099087 >>21099071 >how'd the be news? How are Holstaurs going to compete against Cupid Holstaurs

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 17:16:32 2019 No.21099091 >>21099071 i am conflicted on her shoulder heads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 17:16:59 2019 No.21099092 >>21098891 I want a Troll ojou-sama

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 17:18:07 2019 No.21099099 >>21099087 hybrids are weaker then "originals". c'mon that's magic 101

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 17:18:10 2019 No.21099100 >>21099071 I like how she looks and feel that I should appreciate her more, but the trail mix of personalities isn't doing it for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 17:25:47 2019 No.21099145 >>21099092 With huge drills!

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 17:26:19 2019 No.21099150
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>>21099071
But Chimeras are only a MG because they are originally a combination of other monsters in order to create a monster.

Before they were most likely products of science / magic / alchemy and probably couldn't make more of themselves on their own, now that they're a species they can just make more by missionary sex with the purpose of reproduction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 17:26:23 2019 No.21099152 >>21099071 I kinda feel like dragon and lion overlap in personalities. Is it bad if you favor one of them over the others? Would that make them jealous?

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