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Tomorrow will be the first day of April!
Provided that you perform the common ritual ー that consists of you saying 'rabbit rabbit' as the first thing after having woken up for the first time in the new month ー shreds of good luck will without doubt come flocking in!

>> No.21083052
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21083052

bunny paizuri bunny paizuri

>> No.21083127

Last time I tried this I got a massive leg cramp
Fucking tewi

>> No.21083133

>>21083127
If you didn't say it, you wouldn't have a leg anymore

>> No.21083143

I wonder what kind of sweet pranks Tewi has in store for /jp/ tomorrow.

>> No.21083170

>>21083133
Oh shit of course
Thanks Tewi!

>> No.21083402

I always have a good month when I remember to rabbit rabbit

>> No.21083588

>>21083052
I just want this

>> No.21083592

Bunny cunny
Bunny cunny

>> No.21083786

>>21083013
Sticky this

>> No.21083806
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cunnylingus
cunnylingus

>> No.21083996
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Thank you for your hard work!

>> No.21084062

>>21083013
oh no I won’t! fuck you tewishit!

>> No.21084969
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'Prostitute Prostitute'

Have a good luck this now month!

>> No.21085002
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21085002

naizuri naizuri

>> No.21085513
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>>>/trash/22222222
rabbits of earth are getting stronger it's time for all pedophiles and lolicons to leave >>21085002
>>21084969
>>21083806
>>21083592

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>>21085513
114514

>> No.21085623
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>>21085513
Why would you ever go to /trash/?
Maybe you're the one who should leave, fag.

>> No.21085654

>>21085569
thread contaminated

>> No.21085741
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>>21085623
I love Tewisuit bunny.

>> No.21086344
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I swear to god if I don't wake up to being mercilessly smothered by Tei's fat butt AGAIN I'll pop a cap in some nigga

>> No.21086368

Remember.

>> No.21086386
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>> No.21086429 [SPOILER] 
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>>21083013
I think that if I met with her, would be meant I was lucky.

>> No.21087432

>>21086429
That one lucky rabbit at the bottom

>> No.21087905

I want to enslave and breed her

>> No.21087977

rabbit rabbit!!

>> No.21088080

I did it.

>> No.21088207

Usagi.
Usagi.

>> No.21088267
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Rabbit rabbit

>> No.21088287
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Rabbit rabbit!
Do your best this month, /jp/!

>> No.21088376

I actually said it for the first time! Even made a small Japanese-like prayer after this, as if in front of a shrine.
Don't screw me up now, plz

>> No.21088405

Damn, I'm pulling an all-nighter, so I won't be able to say it.

>> No.21088411
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21088411

Tewi is not for lewding!
Please do not lewd the bun-bun!

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>>21088405
Rabbit Rabbit works as soon as you sleep and wake up on the 1st, you can technically do it at 11:58 pm 2019/04/01 and still be ok as long as right after you woke up it was the only think you said, feel free to talk to your hearts content before you sleep and the 2nd, goodluck

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21088766

rabbit rabbit
/jp/, I've said it! The month of April will be interesting, so let us make the best out of it.

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Tewi Tewi<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F430;</div>

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>>21083013
1 minute until the new month! I will remember!

>> No.21088861
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21088861

Rabbit Rabbit!
please i need a new job i cant pay next months rent

>> No.21088868

>>21083013
rabbit rabbit

>> No.21089019

I said it but I don't think i'll make it after 2 years.

>> No.21089027

Bunny boobie<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F430;</div>

>> No.21089087

>>21083013
I did it !

>> No.21089127
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Please Inaba-dono help me punish the lolicons, I did it for you<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F430;</div>

>> No.21089153

I did it.

>> No.21089291

rabbit rabbit make my suffering end tewi

>> No.21089612

The contract has been sealed.

>> No.21089910
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21089910

Procreative sex in the missionary position with Tewi!
Procreative sex in the missionary position with Tewi!<span class="fortune" style="color:#fd4d32">

Your fortune: Excellent Luck[/spoiler]

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Bunny Cunny
Bunny Cunny

Masturbating to Tewi-chan feels so good!

>> No.21089947

i said it today and also this year and have gotten my family and online friends to all say it over the years aswell thanks to you tewi anon

>> No.21089952

I forgot of course

>> No.21090371

Analingus
Analingus
I did it!

>>21089910
What, how.

>> No.21090596

I did it! That slutty rabbit better hold up her end of the deal.<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F430;</div>

>> No.21090628

>>21083013
Rabbit rabbit
See ya next month!

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<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F430;</div>

>> No.21090788

>>21089127
But Tewi-chan loves lolicons!
They're so easy to suck dry, both their testicles and wallets!

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bunny

>> No.21091058
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21091058

Paizuri Paizuri!<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F430;</div>

>> No.21091328

TEWI'S BUNNY CUNNY<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F430;</div>

>> No.21091477

I didn't say it, how is my luck looking like?<span class="fortune" style="color:#43fd3b">

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail[/spoiler]

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>>21090762
Oh NO!

>> No.21093404
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I did it!<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F430;</div>

>> No.21093454

>>21091477
Is Tewi the patron youkai of tax returns?<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F430;</div>

>> No.21093501
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Balls deep mating press breeding creampie!
Balls deep mating press breeding creampie!
I did it!!!, now Tewi-chan will be my cocksleeve this month!

>> No.21094622

Got my luck for the month, to stack on my luck for the year.
Keep it rolling, Inaba.<span class="fortune" style="color:#e7890c">

Your fortune: Good Luck[/spoiler]

>> No.21095206

Tewi to Hitobanjuu!
Tewi to Hitobanjuu!

I did it!

https://exhentai.org/g/1348721/362494997d/

>> No.21095230

>>21095206
Always a marvel.

>> No.21095688
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I fricking forgot to say rabbit rabbit today! Please tell me everything will be ok, I don't want to die ;_;

>> No.21096563

I did it! I remembered!<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F430;</div>

>> No.21096571

I'm pretty sure I woke up at about 2AM and said it
I'm counting on you, Tewi!

>> No.21096576

>>21083013
Shit! Forgot this time.Did it last month and got super lucky.

>> No.21097299

>>21083052
Post the gif

>> No.21097402 [DELETED] 
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>> No.21097410

>>21097402
epic

>> No.21097443

>>21097402
I've masturbated to this busty Tewi-chan like 10 times already. I'd trade all of my wageslave money for a depraved paizuri session with Tewi-chan!!!
splurt splurt spluuuuuurttt!!!

>> No.21098062

Could you please record yourself reading your post out loud and upload it somewhere?

>> No.21099924

>>21088861
got 3 interviews lined up one after the other
thanks tewi

>> No.21099939

>>21098062
Why would you want to hear some dude with a weird voice read his own post?

>> No.21099961

>>21099924
Good luck anonymous

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>>21097402
based takorin paizuri

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>>21097402
MAX LEWD

>> No.21101781
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I keep forgetting to say it.

>> No.21103167

I want a bunny loli wife so bad, dudes.
I wonder why would my parents say about her tho

>> No.21103261

>>21103167
"Well at least you're not gay"

>> No.21103652

>>21103167
"Good taste, son. Can we fondle her ears and her delicious loli butt?"

>> No.21103941

Ok, you get your bunny loli gf/wife/daughterwife/living onahole.
Now you gotta present her and explain to your parents the pregnant girl with bunny ears that follows you around, and Tewi is being a little shit again and pretends she is an innocent little girl that knows nothing about what happened so you look even more like a derranged perverted lolicon.

what do

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>>21090996
Be careful what you wish for tewi-chan!

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>>21103941
Take Tewi to my room and have sex like a rabbit.

>> No.21106222

>>21103941
Just say "You two will finally have grandchildren!"
Upon hearing that, my parents will be so happy that they won't ask any questions, since they already lost all hope of getting a granddaughter.
They'd probably ask for another one immediately after the first is born.

>> No.21106329

Wow there are many experts at having sex on this board, please teach me how to have sex with a 2D loli!

>> No.21106525
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>>21106329
You slide your hands up her flat chest and give it a gentle massage while licking her slightly chubby loli belly, occasionally poking your tongue into her small navel.
Then you spread her equally chubby thighs apart and lick her tight loli cunny in preparation for whats to come while you are rewarded with her sweet soft moans.
Finally, you let her smooth wet lips kiss the precum leaking head of your hard rod, and just as the soft skin touches it, you explode all over her surprised face because you are nothing but a pathethic lolicon pervert.

>> No.21106589

>>21106525
I'm a lolicon pervert but I'm not a premature ejaculator, dude. Tewi-chan is going to get her cunny beaten up for sure.

>> No.21106655

>>21106589
Then I can't help you, sorry. That's as far as I got

>> No.21106992

>>21106329
Just completely disregard how she feels and focus only on pleasuring yourself, being as rough as you can and treating her like a sex doll. Skip foreplay, don't kiss or speak to her (unless it's to insult her), and if she dares say "no", be even rougher with her, spanking her butt and pulling her hair while calling her a slut.
Tewi is secretly a masochist, so she'll love that.

>> No.21107337

>>21106329
Just be yourself.

>> No.21107427
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I'm getting tired of pedos harassing my daughter wife on here

>> No.21107438

>>21107427
What counts as harassment?

>> No.21107449
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>>21107438
I'd consider
>>21083052
>>21083592
>>21083806
>>21084969
>>21085623
>>21085741
>>21086344
>>21086386
>>21087905
>>21089027
>>21089910
>>21089946
>>21090371
>>21090596
>>21090788
>>21090996
>>21091058
>>21091328
>>21093501
>>21095206
>>21097402
>>21097443
>>21101781
>>21103652
>>21103941
>>21106081
>>21106329
>>21106525
>>21106589
>>21106992
As harassment to a young lady such as herself

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>>21107427
>>21107449
And I'd consider Tewi being this sexy as harassment to my penis. Tewi gives me such huge erections that it's actually quite painful.

>> No.21109000

>>21108613
This.
We will not be held accountable when this sexy bunny is attacking will directly with the torrent of pheromones she sprays everywhere she walls by. Her fault is even more severe when she gives every male that lewd bunny-in-heat gaze.

What happens next its all her fault.
It's in God's plan, he made a boner so much stronger than a man!

>> No.21111529

>>21106081
>>21106525
>>21108613
Do not lewd the bunn pretty please.

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>>21111529
But she almost lewds herself!

>> No.21111714
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>>21111634
>almost

>> No.21112027

>>21111634
This artist looks familiar, sauce?

>> No.21112415

>>21112027
Hope you like those carrots
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=36508383

>> No.21114741

>>21111714
Holy belly!!!!

>> No.21114939

I didn't say it and now I fucking have lung cancer
Great tewi fuck you
You're no longer my favorite 2hu.

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>>21114939
If you remember to say it for the next few hundred months you'll be just fine, don't worry about it!

>> No.21116990

>>21093501
...I can't lewd this tewi
Must.
Protect.
And.
Cherish...

>> No.21117018

>>21112415
I wasn't expecting that. Even if I was, I wouldn't expect it to be THAT big.

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>>21116990

>> No.21117892
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I think I am done, see you in Gensoukyou!

>> No.21117920

>>21117892
No, dude.
Why do you want to kill yourself?

>> No.21123187

What is luck

>> No.21123646

>>21123187
impregnanting a loli bunny

>> No.21128772

>>21123646
How do you plan to do that?

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>>21128772
Like this

>> No.21131969

>>21083013
Life is way too short

>> No.21137072

>>21131969
Truth

>> No.21139846

Salty bunny cunny

>> No.21140996

>>21131969
suffering is eternal

>> No.21142299

>>21140996
There is no suffering in nonexistence.

>> No.21146875

>>21139846
Why is salty?

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