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21079553 No.21079553 [Reply] [Original]

/jp/, my little brother who's 7 has gotten into Touhou. It's so beautiful, /jp/. He's dying every couple seconds, but he's actually playing it.

>> No.21079564

ask him who is favorite 2hu is

>> No.21079908

>>21079553
>He's dying every couple seconds
Assuming this doesn't mean that he's dying of a terminal illness but rather becoming a degenerate as he explores the fan culture; I would suggest trying to shield him from anything pornographic until he hits puberty and starts wanking.

>> No.21079938

>>21079908
>he didn't wank at 7

>> No.21079952

>>21079553
Are you a shotacon?

>> No.21079971

>>21079938
Who the fuck are you quoting?

>> No.21080018

>>21079908
Ah...I remember being 5yo and already dry-humping chairs, the floor and my dog. Shit was awesome.

Maybe that's why I like Kyouko so much.

>> No.21080205

>>21080018
Thankfully my family never had any pets because I was a curious little bugger. I figured out how to masturbate when I was 6 by putting my dick under running water in the bathtub. That one Japanese serial killer / cannibal said that he let the family dog lick off his erections.

>> No.21080216

>>21080205
How did you do that?

My gland was hypersensitive by then. It was hell on earth every morning shower.

>> No.21080223

nice blog

>> No.21080925

>>21079553
Good job anon.
Just don't give him sexually suggestive pictures and don't give him Imperishable Night because of Alice.

>> No.21081096

At what age did you guys get into touhou?

>> No.21081114

>>21081096
13 in 2011 when I saw a random YTP that referenced it. I got into /jp/ a year later because someome linked a thread in the comment section of a IOSYS flash video.

>> No.21081335

>>21079908
What’s your problem, he meant he’s dying in the games.

>> No.21081885

>>21080216
I'm circumcised so my gonads may be less sensitive than others' for that reason.

>> No.21081889

>>21081335
Asperger's is probably what's wrong with me.

>> No.21082206

Make him crossplay a touhou

>> No.21082383

>>21082206
party van here i come

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