How would you help Reisen overcome her PTSD about the Lunar War?

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Anonymous Thu Mar 28 23:06:20 2019 No.21069931 [Reply] [Original]

How would you help Reisen overcome her PTSD about the Lunar War?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 23:07:23 2019 No.21069937 >>21069931 Sex with Reisen Udongein Inaba

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 23:37:36 2019 No.21070115 File: 56 KB, 392x302, 1edb0f88-939d-4caf-8ebc-3dcedf9b392d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21069931 That you think that was the Lunar War is...amusing!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 23:38:55 2019 No.21070118 Mating press.

Anonymous Thu Mar 28 23:51:48 2019 No.21070170
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>>21069931
Tell her that everything is okay if she has one of those hard times, hug her gently, do a couple of headpats and touch her cute ears while singing her a song she likes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 23:58:42 2019 No.21070197 >>21070118 She isn't Tewi

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 00:05:10 2019 No.21070218 Reisen hates the Lunarians more than any other character now and is probably pro anything-that-fucks-them-up Straight called them out on enslaving the rabbits

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 00:05:45 2019 No.21070220 >>21070218 >only the rabbits oh it is to jest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 02:31:19 2019 No.21070584 >>21069931 Talk to her and comfort her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 06:26:04 2019 No.21071044 >>21069937 >>21070118 No

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 07:17:22 2019 No.21071168 >>21069931 With lots of hugs and kisses and cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 10:50:23 2019 No.21071926 >>21070220 No

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 17:07:24 2019 No.21073405 >>21071926 hello seija

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 18:26:56 2019 No.21073754 File: 149 KB, 700x583, __reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_nicetack__81e108bc8906ff6496c2540fe87318a5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21070170 The only correct answer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 19:55:42 2019 No.21074023 Smashing

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 20:20:47 2019 No.21074162 >>21069931 You can't. Ptsd us something you live with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 22:22:24 2019 No.21074638 File: 190 KB, 1100x1563, __inaba_tewi_touhou_drawn_by_poshi_ginmokusei__e0f618b5acee650830f82db46cb85a5c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mating press tewi in front of her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 22:40:09 2019 No.21074734 >>21070197 Prone bone?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 30 01:27:32 2019 No.21075429 >>21074638 How would that help.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 30 05:48:14 2019 No.21076359 >>21074638 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 30 09:47:50 2019 No.21077187 >>21075429 It would confront her of her past as an American POW

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 30 19:41:22 2019 No.21080169 >>21077187 Which war?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 30 20:26:42 2019 No.21080425 File: 1.03 MB, 900x1074, __reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_koto_inari__2b81064e417c9d2c1edbdcfea3dcf112.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21080169 The Lunar war.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 00:05:52 2019 No.21081683 File: 106 KB, 600x900, __reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_nicetack__c92ce970f9e89042bb17692850847072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21080169 The war that took her friends lives.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 03:30:38 2019 No.21082334 File: 451 KB, 4500x2500, 1542757321643.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21069931 >Lunar War veteran How did she do it, /jp/? How did she survive the Lunar war? A war that devasted the Lunar War?

Anonymous Sun Mar 31 03:34:36 2019 No.21082346
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>>21069931
>Lunar War veteran
How did she do it, /jp/? How did she survive the Lunar war? A war that devasted the Lunar Army? To the point that their commanders in chiefs Watatsuki no Toyohime and Watatsuki no Yorihime specifically noted that they aren't that many left.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 05:48:26 2019 No.21082683 >>21082346 She discovered the safest strategy of them all - desertion.

Anonymous Sun Mar 31 06:35:34 2019 No.21082827
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>>21069931
By getting the yakuza to abduct her and force her to join a middle-east mercenary group which will eventually get overthrown by the state army before each of their members is executed!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 07:00:34 2019 No.21082918 This may be an incredibly retarded question but who were the fight sides of the lunar war?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 07:16:59 2019 No.21082966 >>21082918 The United States and the Lunarians.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 08:56:55 2019 No.21083305 >>21082918 Lunarians were the good guys while the Americans were the bad guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 15:53:13 2019 No.21085308 >>21069931 By sending her to one of Eirin's therapies

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 21:07:13 2019 No.21086722 >>21085308 No, it would make it worst.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 21:26:54 2019 No.21086832 >>21070218 >more than any other character Junko would like to have a word.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 21:31:34 2019 No.21086866 >>21082918 The joke is that the Lunar War wasn't actually a war at all and even if it was Reisen deserted before anything could even happen

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 22:17:48 2019 No.21087221 >>21086866 But it actually happens.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 22:43:06 2019 No.21087384 >>21082918 remember that time burgerland sent a shuttle to the moon that was the lunar war

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 22:43:33 2019 No.21087391 >>21069931 dick suppository

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 22:45:21 2019 No.21087403 File: 17 KB, 500x400, Accurate_depiction_of_the_First_Lunar_War.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21087384

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 22:52:02 2019 No.21087460 >>21070218 When did she change her mind?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 23:37:02 2019 No.21087763 >>21087221 the events that the lunarians call the lunar war did indeed happen

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 23:43:16 2019 No.21087809 >>21087384 >sent a shuttle to the moon It would have been fucking nice if they did, insteaf of the reality where they just faffed about in LEO doing fuck all at full retard prices per launch God damn I hate the shuttle, and senator Shelby double

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 04:52:57 2019 No.21089167 >>21086832 Reisen hates the Lunarians more

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 04:56:45 2019 No.21089182 File: 572 KB, 707x1000, reisen50.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21069931 Can't know that without talking to her. So, talk. That might be hard, though. Isn't she kind prickly around strangers? Outside of her disguise, I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 10:21:14 2019 No.21090397 >>21089182 I think she's getting friendlier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 13:40:02 2019 No.21091275 File: 45 KB, 240x320, reisen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21085308 Stop the experimentation with 2hus!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 13:45:33 2019 No.21091304 I like Reisen.

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 14:58:54 2019 No.21091892
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>>21090397
That's good.
How would one start a conversation with Reisen? The 'real' one, not her medicine seller cover. How do you point out that you can see through the disguise without spooking her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:04:39 2019 No.21093291 >>21091304 As do we.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 18:19:49 2019 No.21093427 >>21069931 Does she cry every time you shoot at her hitbox?

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 21:52:30 2019 No.21094766
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>>21069931
The year was 1969. We were on recon in a steaming Lunar Sea. An overheated private removed her flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the HECATIA slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Yankie" to get the drop on us... I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a meager meal of beef, lettuce, tomatoes, bread, cheese, and four kinds of condiments. I came close to madness trying to find it here in Japan, but they just can't get the fries right!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:09:49 2019 No.21094874 >>21069931 give her 25 cents for a suicide booth

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:19:16 2019 No.21094928 >>21087809 Soviets realized the shuttles were a retarded idea but made a better one anyways for shits and giggles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 22:42:14 2019 No.21095032 File: 345 KB, 1100x768, __reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_zasshu_fumiya__9320464c9045858bcbba3dd6ab5e9a16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21093419 I always liked pictures of Reisen in a wedding dress.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 04:56:46 2019 No.21096404 >>21095032 2hus in wedding dresses is the patrician choice

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 07:38:10 2019 No.21096810 >>21093427 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 18:10:16 2019 No.21099408 >>21093338 That's Sexual Harassment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 18:55:55 2019 No.21099633 Does Touhou actually have hard boiled stuff be it war or cop stuff?

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 22:03:57 2019 No.21100506
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>>21099633
The lunar war, that began on 20 July 1969, until 14 December 1972. In Touhou lore, the war is very reminiscent of World War I in terms of how it was fought, including large-scale trench warfare with barbed wire stretched across fortified defensive lines, manned machine guns posts, bayonet charges, Moon Rabbit wave attacks, extensive use of chemical weapons by the Lunarians, and, later, deliberate attacks on civilian targets by the United States. Reisen fled around the final waning hours of the war. Ultimately, With the treaty of the Tranquil Sea, The Lunar War ended with a Status quo ante bellum

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 02:44:31 2019 No.21101672 >>21099633 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 04:41:52 2019 No.21102044 File: 1.04 MB, 1753x938, g4521.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21094766 Uh, my punishment?

Anonymous Wed Apr 3 04:48:27 2019 No.21102063
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>>21094766
>>21102044
Did you know that Hijiri-san bought a failing petshop in Gensokyo and is selling surplus moon rabbits there. The sign outside says
Byakuren bunny
Formerly Koakuma

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 10:03:38 2019 No.21103119 File: 593 KB, 2480x2480, __reisen_udongein_inaba_legacy_of_lunatic_kingdom_and_etc_drawn_by_cho_suzune__e047c2a3b9c96322f0b770886d5aa9a3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21069931 Maybe she shouldn't have joined the Lunar Ops

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 10:18:51 2019 No.21103213 File: 819 KB, 600x820, reisen_udonge_side_by_side.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When I daydream about battle touhou manga, Reisen is often the underdog that gets beat up in the first half of the fight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 11:25:33 2019 No.21103606 >>21103213 Wouldn't she be top dog since she's the only won that's been in the military

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 16:44:48 2019 No.21105208 >>21103606 No

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 16:46:59 2019 No.21105217 >>21102063 Made me laugh

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 22:59:51 2019 No.21107211 File: 121 KB, 324x262, reisen-ii-bio.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21069931 But she doesn't

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 23:41:20 2019 No.21107389 >>21103606 her military experience only gives her the combat minded thinking that allows her to overcome, not enough to dominate her enemies.

Anonymous Thu Apr 4 00:32:15 2019 No.21107526

>>21089167
That's simply untrue. Junko is resentment incarnate. Reisen is unsatisfied with Lunarians and for most of her time alive was really obnoxious about how superior Lunarians were to Earthlings. It's only recently that she's voiced out against them, and not near to the extent of Junko (because of course)

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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 4 06:18:33 2019 No.21108415 >>21107526 Reisen people are nothing but slaves

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 4 09:21:35 2019 No.21109017 >>21102063 thats pretty good

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 4 11:30:21 2019 No.21109629 >>21107591 Too punkish

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 4 12:16:18 2019 No.21109830 >>21109629 I dunno, I got more of a glam metal vibe from it rather than punk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 4 12:29:23 2019 No.21109893 Post THAT Junko image.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 4 12:39:25 2019 No.21109948 File: 199 KB, 1169x826, 1479199865376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21109893

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 4 18:57:41 2019 No.21111757 >>21109948 What's happening?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 4 23:06:14 2019 No.21112806 >>21069931 Talk about it! Get the grudges out gradually! Don’t push it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 04:23:19 2019 No.21113911 >>21069931 Earn her trust

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 05:06:25 2019 No.21114019 >>21087403 By the by this is why Americans have infinite burgers, a metric fuckton of moonbunny meat. Reminder as soon as America locates gensokyo the youkai will be in a war of survival they will probably not win.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 08:25:02 2019 No.21114587 >>21114019 Youkai will win.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 09:10:13 2019 No.21114725 >>21114587 No Not only do we have weapons and technology to hunt them down and obliterate them with easr, we also outnumber them at least a million to one

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 09:22:59 2019 No.21114766 >>21114587 Anon they are all hiding behind a barrier for a reason, in addition too this they can't even beat a massively weakened lunarian army post first lunar war, the actual hell they would win against america.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 09:51:09 2019 No.21114928 >>21082918 It was actually JUST Junko, the lunarians say it was the americans as a cover up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 11:37:41 2019 No.21115436 >>21114725 Yeah, okay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 11:49:16 2019 No.21115519 File: 481 KB, 1395x2000, youmu_vs_udongein_18_checkmate_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Checkmate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 17:51:09 2019 No.21117337 >>21115519 Rip Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 18:20:37 2019 No.21117550 >>21115519 The hecc with those pointy ears.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 22:23:24 2019 No.21118708 >>21117550 She's a rabbit

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 00:29:14 2019 No.21119304 >>21118708 Oh! I guess I have been a shut-in for too long, I think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 02:17:01 2019 No.21119877 >>21119304 Filthy neet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 02:33:02 2019 No.21119929 >>21111757 Foxed dot khhhaaaam

Anonymous Sat Apr 6 02:45:05 2019 No.21119984 [DELETED]

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No reisen to worry for junk of tei past memeries, it's like you really want to rabbit this whole PTST on yourself. Stop daydoreming, I don't like heirin you becoming a victim, so many rabbits died when all you had to do was to seiran to them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 02:52:10 2019 No.21120018 File: 144 KB, 600x600, __houraisan_kaguya_touhou_drawn_by_raigou__f4518b14218b3a8037c9d643b748d143.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21119877 No, u

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 02:57:12 2019 No.21120039 >>21069931 By destroying the moon once and for all!

Anonymous Sat Apr 6 04:10:36 2019 No.21120304 [DELETED]

>>21119877
Welcome to /jp/pari park, make yourself at home and be a good /jp/sie .Post in 3DPD and ,idolshit and threads alike, giving you's these people is like you'd want to make dumplings but you'd put no stuffing in so you look like a trough window.
Ku da sai.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 09:33:31 2019 No.21121516 >>21120039 Won't that fuck over earth?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 09:52:58 2019 No.21121593 >>21121516 Better dead then Zeon vermin existing

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 09:54:35 2019 No.21121599 >>21069931 can't help you because the Lunar War gave me ptsd too

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 11:29:06 2019 No.21122132 File: 461 KB, 1395x2000, 1554564546458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21117337 That's right. Rip youmu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 19:49:20 2019 No.21124754 >>21122132 No, Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 22:47:53 2019 No.21125577 >>21124754 youmu's be joking you Rabbit's Paw charm's vending machine

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 7 03:05:26 2019 No.21126759 >>21121593 No

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 7 06:50:22 2019 No.21127644 >>21069931 So was she a regular soldier in the Lunar army? Or special forces given that she was under direct command of the Watatsuki sisters?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 7 14:52:17 2019 No.21129990 >>21107211 Who that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 7 17:03:06 2019 No.21130703 >>21094766 Why are Americans so savages?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 7 20:17:42 2019 No.21131744 >>21130703 We treated Reisen as per ROE

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 04:01:04 2019 No.21133619 >>21120018 Wow, nice come back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 10:19:25 2019 No.21135213 File: 115 KB, 900x900, __watatsuki_no_yorihime_touhou_drawn_by_inishie_kumo__1fe48713ec89a9bb4219dcefbb03f5b5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21069931 Reisen? The traitor? Report her to Lunarian officials.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 21:16:02 2019 No.21138012 >>21082827 How will that help?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 21:51:57 2019 No.21138203 File: 2.97 MB, 2000x831, recording1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dumb bunne!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 23:59:39 2019 No.21138725 File: 33 KB, 400x237, Well+i+posted+2+of+the+same+reisens+sorry+_dbe6763064a784133025cc81c738ad3e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21138203

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 07:51:53 2019 No.21140015 >>21138203 What's going to happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 14:06:27 2019 No.21141669 >>21140015 Lewd things

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 17:28:17 2019 No.21142568 >>21138012 exposure therapy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 02:15:28 2019 No.21144772 >>21140015 bunny_onahole.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 02:21:11 2019 No.21144792 >>21140015 https://ecchi.iwara.tv/videos/ewomlubmr1hlwmwkg Helping Reisen get over her past traumas by giving her new ones!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 05:39:28 2019 No.21145312 >>21144792 Damn Americans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 15:07:58 2019 No.21147869 >>21135213 No wonder, /jp/ likes Lunarians.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 18:59:19 2019 No.21148980 File: 214 KB, 500x551, WHYWOULDYOUDOTHAT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21144792 Anon no!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 19:48:12 2019 No.21149156 >>21144792 I'm pretty sure this is possible with men if you do nofap for a year and you get a vibrator stimulating your prostate for 6 hours straight or so.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 03:36:55 2019 No.21151309 >>21148980 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 16:08:14 2019 No.21154619 >>21144772 Oh no!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 02:37:53 2019 No.21157136 >>21154619 Oh yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 12:10:20 2019 No.21159482 >>21144792 Don't post this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 13:59:54 2019 No.21160121 File: 86 KB, 750x1150, 7z286ry5vu621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would punch her in the dong because she is a dumb fat rabbit udong is dumber than cirno even!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 03:13:15 2019 No.21163378 >>21160121 No, don't do that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 10:18:03 2019 No.21164841 >>21069931 Tell me about the lunar war

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 20:40:28 2019 No.21167967 >>21069931 Sex! the answer is always sex!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 01:43:25 2019 No.21175182 >>21167967 No.

Anonymous Mon Apr 15 01:59:11 2019 No.21175237

Alright, I have come to the conclusion that some of you fags are in need of some enlightenment. So sit down and grab your fairies because this is a long story.
This is a little bit rhetorical, but what if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Lunarian Mortars?
The Lunarian Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Lunarian Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Lunarian Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Watatsuki sisters.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in Gensokyo and goes by the name "Reisen Udongein Inaba".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD.

Starting from the beginning, there was once a time when all native Earthlings lived on Earth and all was fine. All until certain events took place, and a "not so small" group of people decided the Earth was becoming too "impure", so they came together to devise a plan to go elsewhere, and as we know, they went to the moon, and dubbed themselves Lunarians.
Nobody knows what happened between that time and now, but we do know of the recent events that have taken place. Like a certain "invasion" as they call it, that happened from 1969 - 1972, which marked the beginning of 6 "invasions" which took place. All we know is that two humans, yes, two /humans/, decided to go and plant a flag on the moon. A flag with 50 stars, and 13 stripes held up on a pole in the vast emptiness that is the surface of the moon and dark empty sky that is space. One could see this as claiming unmarked and unowned territory, and they would be right, however, they were met with unfriendly forces upon their arrival.
The unfriendly denizens of the moon looked more like humanized rabbits, and at a glance, would be seen as small, cute and harmless- until you saw they were carrying weapons. And charging. Right at you and the flag like a bunch of savages. For rather cute creatures, they were rather barbaric.
After planting the flag on the moon, the humans appeared to be dancing, and riding in some kind of contraption with four wheel-like structures attached to it whilst going back to the same location every now and then. Probably taking pictures or something.
After seeing something like that, surely the head Lunarians would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Sisters call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Lunarian War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
For them of course.
The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Lunar Army lost <Thousands> of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, <THOUSANDS>. The ENTIRE LUNARIAN ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the LUNARIAN ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Gensokyo, just barely, when four Gensokian denizens put a stop to a GODDESS OF HELL, a PURE incarnation of HATRED and a HELL FAIRY who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE GENSOKYO, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag? WHAT! You afraid the Youkai in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.

Little Ms. Reisen got PTSD from her screaming allies during her escape. Even from the dead her bullies envy her. Those idiots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 15:08:18 2019 No.21177785 >>21175237 deep lore

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 04:48:48 2019 No.21180334 >>21175237 I learn more here than in Keine's class.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 14:38:01 2019 No.21182451 File: 33 KB, 326x326, Zfd3OFP-RXw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What even is this thread, give Reisen a break

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 16:22:26 2019 No.21182844 >>21175237 >over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years I get you're being a shitposter, but do you know anything about the Apollo program anon?

Anonymous Tue Apr 16 16:28:10 2019 No.21182874
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>>21182451
Done, I'll tell her I'll finish the chores for today and she can go lie down and rest in bed, or on a chair and rest while I finish the chores and make some tea for her

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 17:03:52 2019 No.21183015 Exposure therapy. Every day I put another moon rock in her room.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 18:07:11 2019 No.21183202 >>21138203 yanked.com

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 20:30:45 2019 No.21183744 >>21182844 Newfag

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 23:39:40 2019 No.21184304 >>21182874 Good thinking, anon! She'll be defenseless when she's asleep!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 05:56:26 2019 No.21185804 >>21183202 A fate worse than death.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 06:24:53 2019 No.21185904 File: 61 KB, 720x540, FB_IMG_1485576812696.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21184304 Exactly! And since she's defenseless we have to do her best to protect her from Tewi's shenanigans! I'll get a chair and sit by her as she sleeps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 14:45:56 2019 No.21188115 File: 45 KB, 700x700, __reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_koyama_shigeru__4bb32665f358fcd3989359d75b609fb7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21069931 By helping her raise a loving family that cares for her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 20:34:32 2019 No.21189803 >>21188115 >babies Anon, no. Don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 20:37:02 2019 No.21189817 >>21189803 I'm afraid it's too late anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 20:48:12 2019 No.21189854 >>21185904 >FB_IMG >FBI OH MY GOD

Anonymous Wed Apr 17 21:02:55 2019 No.21189919
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The Lunar wars never happened, it was a cover up to install fear in the moon rabbits to control them better and as a measure for population control. All those deaths were friendly fire incidents.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 00:59:48 2019 No.21191010 >>21180334 Teaching you the history THEY DON'T WANT you to KNOW! Only at /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 09:03:55 2019 No.21192484 >>21189919 What?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 01:36:04 2019 No.21196414 >>21192484 Lunarian propaganda. Don't listen to that anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 07:40:10 2019 No.21197313 >>21196414 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 11:58:43 2019 No.21198451 >>21182451 Reisen always takes it easy. I make sure she's easygoing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 12:01:39 2019 No.21198466 >>21107591 I want to see Eintei pull a one time gig

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 12:13:42 2019 No.21198503 >>21182874 This sounds really nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 00:45:34 2019 No.21201920 >>21095032 she may be indebted to Eientei and all, but I wonder if after awhile it'd be better off for her to go out and enjoy a peaceful life in Gensokyo away from any conflict

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 01:00:33 2019 No.21201961 File: 45 KB, 480x640, __reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_h_ll__799379f565148060a92821eb777d3aed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21201920 I like to think that's the case.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 09:08:23 2019 No.21203430 File: 316 KB, 850x531, 1463192174495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21201920 A slave to the moon, a slave to the earth. Theres no escaping. I want to help her live free.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 21 03:03:36 2019 No.21208192 >>21203430 Soon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 21 03:08:24 2019 No.21208212 >>21069931 Self-medication with alcohol!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 21 07:05:42 2019 No.21208950 >>21208212 That will just make it worse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 21 16:31:10 2019 No.21212374 >>21203430 Being a slave to Kaguya and Eirin is better though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 21 16:40:01 2019 No.21212440 File: 731 KB, 827x984, 1539025356255.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 21 17:01:35 2019 No.21212586 Reisen U____ein Inaba

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 04:37:28 2019 No.21215633 >>21212374 No it's not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 15:27:17 2019 No.21218521 >>21212440 How did people make this information

Anonymous Mon Apr 22 21:54:00 2019 No.21220361
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>>21144792
God damn, that ending is intense. Those expressions in the last 15ish seconds are just gold, every reaction is tremendous.
Sorry, Reisen, but your frightened face is just way too sexy. I think I need more stuff like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 00:19:48 2019 No.21221083 >>21212440 What shitty specs. You would think it'd be simple to design an effective weapon without so many weak points. I'm going in

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 08:18:36 2019 No.21222637 >>21221083 Good luck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 10:34:24 2019 No.21223209 >>21070218 Rabbits are animals. You can enslave animals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 11:19:46 2019 No.21223409 >>21223209 Humans are animals too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 20:01:05 2019 No.21225903 >>21223409 Wrong!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 21:55:14 2019 No.21226390 >>21220361 I'm scared to open it, I don't like to see her get hurt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 23:30:21 2019 No.21226688 File: 288 KB, 600x900, reisen can't stop smiling.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21226390 She does not get hurt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 09:10:50 2019 No.21228371 >>21226688 That's good to know

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 10:15:04 2019 No.21228718 >>21212440 Outdated Information.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 17:20:41 2019 No.21230439 Tell me about Udonge. Why does she wear the uniform?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 04:48:16 2019 No.21232977 >>21100506 sauce on this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 08:05:13 2019 No.21233584 >>21232977 SSIB

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 17:41:23 2019 No.21235991 File: 3.06 MB, 2500x3174, reisen_valentine_s_by_majormilk-dc5kp9q.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 06:53:50 2019 No.21239058 >>21235991 how cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 08:50:41 2019 No.21239394 >>21230439 Reminds her of home.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 09:04:12 2019 No.21239443 >>21230439 She says she must wear it until she atones for her sins

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:07:41 2019 No.21240995 >>21230439 The NEET is too lazy to purchase her newer, cuter and comfortable clothes for her despite being one of the best bunnies around. To think it is just a few clicks away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:09:30 2019 No.21241005 We're going to conquer the moon for reals with permanent Lunar bases soon Moonbitches leave or melt

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:51:14 2019 No.21241218 File: 569 KB, 972x1359, reisen52.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21230439 It's fashionable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 20:45:01 2019 No.21242836 File: 344 KB, 490x639, clip (2018-10-23 at 01.02.37).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21230439 Autistically clingy to them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 20:47:27 2019 No.21242846 >>21242836 Don’t do this to her

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 21:08:31 2019 No.21242978 >>21225903 how so? we may be smarter and selfconsious but were are still mammals in the end

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 22:52:23 2019 No.21243494 >>21242836 Make a gif of that whole scene!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 00:59:43 2019 No.21244068 File: 560 KB, 1168x817, 57197370_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21069931 Become a mighty farmer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 06:29:33 2019 No.21245617 >>21243494 No

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 10:27:35 2019 No.21246509 >>21242836 What the fuck is going on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 16:02:00 2019 No.21248027 >>21245617 are you going around to all the 2hu threads saying "no" to people?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 20:24:12 2019 No.21249171 File: 327 KB, 900x1050, 33597902_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rabbit need to get out more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 20:27:24 2019 No.21249191 File: 151 KB, 630x390, 1550892521068.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Junko knows

Anonymous Sat Apr 27 22:55:06 2019 No.21249978
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>>21242836
>>21144792
I'm going to break into that facility by blowing up the west side wall. Next I'm going to throw a stray brick from the explosion and crush one of the goons head in while he is still surprised unable to shoot his rifle. Just then the next baddie goes after me with his knife and I shoot him with my revolver. I will then go pick up the knife and enter the next room. I will then go behind cover as one of the agents shoots his machine gun. I will throw my knife penetrating his lung as he drowns in his own blood. I go over to pick up the keys and machine gun he dropped before three more guys come in from the door I just exited. They will shot their shotguns as I dodge roll towards them shooting two. The third one will swing his bat at me as I use the machine gun to block it. I then kick him over and shoot him making a splattering mess before tossing the empty machine gun aside picking up the shotgun.

I enter the next room, shoot the one guard and the unarmed helper in a fit of rage and then free Reisen tossing her the revolver. Before exiting the room I pick up the dead body to use as a meat shield before going back. 4 guards then shoot at me while I am using the dead body as a meat shield as Reisen staying behind me uses her revolver to shoot the incoming guards, blasting one of their heads clean off as they peak from behind cover. As we go into the center of the room 3 more baddies come from behind as I drop the body and shoot them with my shotgun while Reisen has to reload. One guy manages to run up with his knife and stab me in the shoulder before Reisen finishes reloading and shoots him. I then pick up the knife being wounded.

Going back into the room with the hole in the wall two more grunts come at me with pipes as a third one throws a grenade. I throw the knife, missing the charging grunts. I manage to grab the grenade and throw it back while Reisen shoots the two grunts rushing at me with steel pipes. The grenade is returned to sender blowing his upper torso clean off as we make our escape through the hole. I drive as she hopes in the back of the jeep. We are being chased by a helicopter with twin miniguns. Reisen grabs the sniper rifle from the back and manages to shoot the pilot crashing the helicopter as we go off into the distance.

Don't ever touch her again like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 22:56:09 2019 No.21249983 >>21249191 end this

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 23:03:24 2019 No.21250024 File: 161 KB, 376x499, all her friends are dead.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21081683

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 23:06:21 2019 No.21250042 >>21087391 How will that help

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 23:10:13 2019 No.21250059 >>21099408 Not if she liked it

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 23:11:38 2019 No.21250063 >>21100506 our world is supposed to be touhou's outside world, right? I dont remember us killing anime girls on the moon

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 23:22:22 2019 No.21250114 >>21175237 fake and gay

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:18:12 2019 No.21250575 >>21249191 So this is what happens when you've been a widow and single for too long, huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:29:01 2019 No.21250645 >>21250063 History is written by the winner. Unfortunately, the winner doesn't want to admit there is a civilization far more advanced than them that they've lived on the moon since time immemorial.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 09:56:07 2019 No.21252748 >>21250645 But nobody won the Lunar war.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 16:19:26 2019 No.21254671 >>21250645 Considering two unarmed guys dabbed on them hard, that advancement doesn't matter for very much

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 17:43:40 2019 No.21255096 >>21250645 Nah we basically stopped the wars entirely because hippies bitched too much too Congress claiming we have no right too be there. Stupid fucking moon assholes.

Anonymous Sun Apr 28 18:55:13 2019 No.21255461

>>21254671
>Two unarmed guys
Seriously though, are 2hu humans of the outside world super human or some shit? How the fuck did the Americans even fight in the logistical nightmare that is the moon of all places and killed enough usagi that the lunarians called it a "war"? Does this canonically mean two 2hu outside world /k/ommandos can basically take on the entirety of gensokyo without breaking a sweat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 19:01:48 2019 No.21255498 >>21071044 fag

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 19:05:43 2019 No.21255524 >>21255461 there was no actual war you fucking idiot. the apollo missions went exactly as they did in real life only after they left the lunarians took the flag and threw it back to earth

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 19:18:48 2019 No.21255580 >>21255524 t. NASA Cover-up specialist

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 21:04:07 2019 No.21256039 >>21069931 cuddles and positive support

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 21:06:09 2019 No.21256050 >>21082683 The Joestar Family Technique

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 22:43:10 2019 No.21256641 >>21255461 >/k/ommandos can basically take on the entirety of gensokyo without breaking a sweat? we're working on it don't worry

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 03:27:04 2019 No.21257786 >>21256641 War brides: supernatural edition

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 08:58:26 2019 No.21258603 >>21255461 No we just have some hilariously powerful weapons that the moon bitches couldn't deal with. Can't talk about it cause, it's classified.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 10:32:23 2019 No.21258902 >>21257786 That will explain Reisen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 12:34:03 2019 No.21259407 >>21258603 Haha right they'll never know about the time we fucked those chink rabbit bitches just by showing off and hitting them our big, white, 12 inch long American di- Shit, my bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 20:11:26 2019 No.21260987 File: 150 KB, 1080x1200, 1556583086437.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ohshoot, now I know the name of the bunny onahole! Primal_Hardware_BunnyBun.png I love Reisen!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 21:10:27 2019 No.21261229 I'll tell her everything is gonna be ok but before she leaves she has to eat these eggs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 05:47:18 2019 No.21262682 >>21260987 That's sexual harassment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 11:35:47 2019 No.21264178 >>21261229 What eggs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 19:13:52 2019 No.21266260 >>21264178 The eggs I made for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 04:52:23 2019 No.21268462 >>21261229 Underrated. >>21264178 5-dozen eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 04:54:30 2019 No.21268467 >>21268462 Do not condem the bunny to Gaston mode please

Anonymous Wed May 1 05:06:53 2019 No.21268497
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>>21268467
Nah it is okay.
It is not like she is going to be a big girl (for you) who is going to choke you with her thick legs while your head is facing her cute bunny panties and then after you're almost suffocating, she sits on your face and gives you the strongest brotein BRAAAP and you get a FATALITY loss but in reality you actually won haha.
That would be really funny to see haha, could you imagine the smell of her armpits and between her legs after a workout on a summer day, haha.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 09:47:20 2019 No.21269415 >>21242836 But why though?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 11:35:35 2019 No.21269884 >>21249191 What's happening.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 15:15:48 2019 No.21270989 >>21269884 Reisen ate some Goast pepper that Junko gave her. Now Junko regrets giving her that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 21:40:28 2019 No.21272531 File: 312 KB, 689x1000, feelings_by_draw_till_death.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21144792

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 22:01:48 2019 No.21272618 >>21069931 Reisen developed a love of hamburgers, guns and rock n roll while under the custody of America.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 01:49:13 2019 No.21273325 File: 2.17 MB, 2500x2598, 70994855_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21272618 That doesn't sound so bad if you put it that way.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 10:33:28 2019 No.21274962 >>21273325 Beautiful, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 16:26:14 2019 No.21276447 File: 1.79 MB, 2462x1500, 1547436606986.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21272531 Seeing her sad makes me sad.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 16:41:24 2019 No.21276495 >>21273325 Good luck finding that shit in gensokyo anon.

Anonymous Thu May 2 16:57:45 2019 No.21276557
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>>21272531
But that's the best part!

>>21276447
Does seeing her scared make you scared?
That's no good, anon. If she's upset, you gotta fix that. Let her lean on you, be her port in the storm!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 17:08:20 2019 No.21276603 >>21276495 If they have cows, bread, and a diverse agricultural setup, you can make burgers

Anonymous Thu May 2 17:31:17 2019 No.21276681
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>>21276557
No, seeing her scared makes my protective caveman instinct's kick in to destroy what's scaring her. Or if it's in a safe environment think she looks cute like getting scared by a spider.

Anonymous Thu May 2 17:34:02 2019 No.21276693
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>>21276681
You should worry more about protecting her than smashing the cause of her fear. I know it sounds like the same thing, but it's a subtle difference of priorities.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 22:43:13 2019 No.21278184 >>21276447 Fill the wabbit

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 02:34:01 2019 No.21279019 File: 48 KB, 515x484, reisen crying&gun aim_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The gun.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 10:50:29 2019 No.21280742 >>21279019 What about it?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 16:34:00 2019 No.21282256 >>21279019 Do it faget.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 01:57:30 2019 No.21284996 >>21260987 Lewd...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 10:07:21 2019 No.21286674 File: 312 KB, 512x768, reisen_udongein_inaba___touhou_project_by_senshimi-dawnxs3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let her live like a rabbit. Out in the wild.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 10:39:37 2019 No.21286821 >>21286674 Nice patch.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 17:06:30 2019 No.21288616 File: 253 KB, 868x1228, Reisen1474655767833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 21:21:37 2019 No.21290014 >>21249978 Was it autism?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 23:58:22 2019 No.21291305 >>21288616 That'a big cameltoe.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 23:59:56 2019 No.21291318 File: 1.57 MB, 1260x1980, reisen is more bunny than usual5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21288616 Why is Reisen at her cutest when scared?

Anonymous Sun May 5 13:02:24 2019 No.21294931
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This stupid rabbit is peeking through my window every time when i'm playing. How i know that is my second monitor mirrors back to the window and i want her to stop.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 13:12:59 2019 No.21294994 >>21294931 tape a picture of an astronaut to the window, she'll either run away scared of have a seizure

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 13:25:02 2019 No.21295072 Make her happy, I dunno.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 13:34:51 2019 No.21295134 >>21255524 We know, but it adds much more depth and lore to headcanon in it being an actual war.

Anonymous Sun May 5 13:44:34 2019 No.21295196

>>21255524
Hold up, Strange Creators of Outer World states, and I quote >"Despite her abilities, when the moon was under attack from Earthlings, she came to dislike fighting and fled to Earth."
I dunno, that doesn't sound like there was no war, or at least some fighting. Am I missing something?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 14:31:44 2019 No.21295504 >>21295196 The Lunarians are kinda insane so they consider planting a flag on the moon to be an attack.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 14:39:59 2019 No.21295545 >>21295504 That's the problem, though. It's from Reisen's profile page and Lunarians obviously didn't write it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 21:12:06 2019 No.21297381 >>21291318 Most females are.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 07:42:37 2019 No.21299398 >>21294931 Show her a syringe with filled with water and food coloring, she'll run away like heck

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 11:33:37 2019 No.21300364 >>21299398 What will that do?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 15:11:04 2019 No.21301369 File: 187 KB, 576x841, 44595044_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I showed her my secret collection to make her happy. Unsure if it helped.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 22:33:54 2019 No.21303634 >>21300364 trigger her drug ptsd

>>	Anonymous Tue May 7 03:44:53 2019 No.21304559 So what happens if we remove all the fluff in her tail. I just want to see her embarrased face and bully her hard everyday because she ate my freaking carrot cake, haha.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 7 11:24:56 2019 No.21306099 >>21304559 Why would you ever do that?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 7 16:54:21 2019 No.21307785 File: 917 KB, 1000x1025, 57812148_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Junko will make her happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 7 17:55:05 2019 No.21308152 >>21307785 I want to make Junko happy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 7 18:05:23 2019 No.21308192 >>21306099 Because it's funny like a bunny.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 7 19:07:29 2019 No.21308463 >>21069931 pump her so full of drugs untill she's writhing on the floor foaming at the mouth, that way she can keep her mind too busy to remember anything about the war

>>	Anonymous Tue May 7 19:12:39 2019 No.21308485 >>21069931 Propose to her

>>	Anonymous Tue May 7 19:49:09 2019 No.21308626 >>21144792 Is there more? This is interesting.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 7 20:50:33 2019 No.21308897 >>21307785 This pairing is sexy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 01:52:22 2019 No.21310085 >>21308626 That's all there is. But that's okay! That means you can imagine it never stops! Reisen's nightmare never ends!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 11:36:05 2019 No.21311936 File: 2.40 MB, 1080x1200, 1557196866281.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21310085 >Reisen's nightmare never ends! She only has herself to blame for following orders.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 13:41:22 2019 No.21312469 >>21144792 I'd love to torture Reisen to death!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 13:54:51 2019 No.21312519 File: 268 KB, 1240x1754, CngP6PtUEAAl8ye.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 13:55:04 2019 No.21312520 File: 261 KB, 707x1000, reisen66.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21312469 Hey now, settle down. Killing Reisen is forbidden.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 00:29:55 2019 No.21315033 File: 1.15 MB, 2893x4092, __reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_ishimu__cf588fe5bac22e8ec25f4f2662b75c10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let Udongein have the earthling snacks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 11:12:09 2019 No.21317137 >>21315033 No, she's too thick.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 11:28:57 2019 No.21317211 >>21069931 I’d ask her to enlist in tge Space Force

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 23:14:59 2019 No.21320492 File: 692 KB, 1920x1200, reisen_udongein_inaba_by_cradle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] By getting comfy.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:36:49 2019 No.21323426 >>21317211 Why would she side with America.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 12:12:24 2019 No.21323530 >>21323426 We're badass and have McDonald's.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 02:45:59 2019 No.21327135 >>21212586 dong

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 11:44:20 2019 No.21329355 >>21323530 You lost the Lunar war and McDonald is not good for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 12:24:45 2019 No.21329538 What's with all of the damn Lunarians lately? They're on full fucking damage control.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 12:56:14 2019 No.21329683 File: 61 KB, 800x800, 1557514568974.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21329538 This year will be the 50th anniversary of Apollo 11 so naturally they're mad

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 13:12:31 2019 No.21329730 >>21329683 holy crap, thanks for reminding me Doremy! hugs smug baku

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 14:24:54 2019 No.21330071 >>21069931 I love Reisen,she is my favorite touhou character.

Anonymous Sat May 11 16:32:22 2019 No.21330781
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>>21330071
You're not alone anon. She's my favorite too!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 19:55:57 2019 No.21331693 >>21133619 Maybe you'll think twice next time before messing with him punk!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 11:11:53 2019 No.21335237 >>21329683 Cute Doremy.

Anonymous Sun May 12 16:19:21 2019 No.21336829
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Since it's mothers day I thought it'd be appropriate to post this.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 16:51:14 2019 No.21336976 >>21111757 B U N N Y C U N N Y

Anonymous Sun May 12 23:06:07 2019 No.21338789
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I would help her feel welcome to be out on her new adventure, to experience more of what life is all about, and I'd provide a safe environment for her. I would encourage her to trust in the good things for which she has been preparing.

"She is a little stuck. She is a little scared. She's not prepared for the war to begin."

"I don't think it would make the world a better place if she started thinking of her past, of what went on."

"If she is being forced by her PTSD to think about her past, she will develop some sort of PTSD about it, and I would recommend she start learning about the war and trying to be her own person back, as well as how to live in peace with it."

While I am not an expert on the details of Reisen's situation, I have an idea of some facts about the war.

Anonymous Mon May 13 01:01:37 2019 No.21339251

>>21295196
>>21295545
Reisen abandoned ship before anything even happened because she thought she would have to fight. Apollo 13 planted the flag on the moon and the Lunarians flipped out interpreting it as an act of claiming territory and prepped to fight, but then when the later Apollo missions stopped actually landing on the moon the Lunarians figured they were just failing, and eventually the Earth "gave up" by not returning.

The fact that this is what happened is never explicitly stated anywhere, you're just supposed to read between the lines from CiLR.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 06:45:40 2019 No.21340224 >>21338789 What a nice guy.

Anonymous Mon May 13 07:44:29 2019 No.21340394

>>21339251
I know that, that's why it's so baffling. A book that's supposed to introduce the god damn characters clearly contradicts the info we knew before.
Also forgot to mention, in PoFV Eiki says Reisen left her allies to die. Why would they die if there was no war? Ahh, this is so confusing.
Unless this is all some sort of translation error; I doubt that though.

Anonymous Mon May 13 11:09:34 2019 No.21341347
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>>21340394
Two possibilities. Reisen think's she is guilty of that or there was a lot of friendly fire. My favorite theory was that their was a secret op where a lot of their own kind was secretly killed to have the illusion that they were being attacked.

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Anonymous Tue May 14 05:35:44 2019 No.21345638

>>21340394
>A book that's supposed to introduce the god damn characters clearly contradicts the info we knew before.
It doesn't contradict the info, it goes along with the narrative. It isn't going to say "Reisen left but haha there was no war joke's on her".
>Also forgot to mention, in PoFV Eiki says Reisen left her allies to die.
She was guilty of deserting her comrades because that's what she believed she did. She isn't suddenly not guilty of leaving them to possibly die just because there was no actual danger.

Anonymous Tue May 14 06:38:55 2019 No.21345816

>>21345638
>It doesn't contradict the info, it goes along with the narrative. It isn't going to say "Reisen left but haha there was no war joke's on her".
It does, however. They could've just mentioned that Reisen fled the moon or that she's a refugee from the Lunar War, like all the other official descriptions of her before this. Yet this time they actually specify that she fought in the Lunar War, and that there was actual fighting.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 19:53:25 2019 No.21348854 File: 766 KB, 1000x1200, 40439091_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Weak rabbit fears the big world.

Anonymous Wed May 15 01:05:06 2019 No.21350090

>>21345816
>Yet this time they actually specify that she fought in the Lunar War, and that there was actual fighting
No, it doesn't. "When the moon was under attack from Earthlings, she came to dislike fighting and fled to Earth" doesn't imply any of that unless you disregard its place in the series. "She came to dislike fighting" as a translation could definitely be reworded, but even as-is it doesn't imply there was any. "Under attack" is taken from the only point of view we have in the series; again, they aren't going to say "but actually there was no fight to be had" because that would ruin the whole joke. If a reader takes this as Reisen's perspective and then reads CiLR they'll understand.

Maybe the main point of contention here is that you might think these segments are supposed to be read in a vacuum and taken at face value, when I don't think that's the case. All of the Who's Who segments are just editor collections of the information already available and are more like summary profiles. I think it's possible the editor truly thought there was a real war, but I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt.

(I wouldn't even call her a refugee either; I would think that implies she actually was subject to an dangerous situation to flee from when she wasn't)

Anonymous Wed May 15 06:25:59 2019 No.21350859

>>21350090
>If a reader takes this as Reisen's perspective and then reads CiLR they'll understand.
Actually that made me confused even more.
>All of the Who's Who segments are just editor collections of the information already available and are more like summary profiles.
That's what I meant, they had NO reason to mention the whole "fighting" part, and could've kept it ambiguous like before. What doesn't help is that SCoOW has the most recent descriptions of characters that we have, so it's either ZUN retconning stuff or some fanon shit slipping through. Probably the latter, but a man can dream, right?

You're totally right though, maybe I just need to learn how to read.

Anonymous Wed May 15 06:45:02 2019 No.21350898

>>21350859
>Actually that made me confused even more.
Sorry, I worded that poorly too. Suppose this is just some reader that has never read CiLR before and is getting their information from Who's Who. Say they take it at face value and go "the Moon was under attack? When did this happen? Did she leave during the war or later?". Then when they go read CiLR they might figure out that no, the war with the Earth was actually the Apollo missions and there wasn't any fighting, and Reisen left before anything happened.

>That's what I meant, they had NO reason to mention the whole "fighting" part
I still don't see why you're taking this as though this is against stuff said elsewhere, this isn't retcon nor editor fanon. These are literally the same kinds of statements made in IN and CiLR. Who's Who is a compilation of summaries of stuff from other works, so this is how they're going to word it. It's just that a new reader might take it at face value at first whereas someone who's read CiLR already knows what's up.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 11:21:07 2019 No.21351723 File: 117 KB, 600x700, 8w23hhuMFNc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21350898 Guess it's just me being retarded, sorry for asking such stupid questions.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 08:15:30 2019 No.21355946 >>21351723 We will not accept your apology

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 18:51:42 2019 No.21358970 File: 2.12 MB, 1600x1200, 48427594_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21348854 Protect the rabbit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 20:14:48 2019 No.21359325 Some say Reusen is entry level waifu bait but some end up liking Reisen more than that. Some may leave Reisen for other Hus but some come back to her. Therefor, I rule the saying that Reisen is entry level to be false. Have a good day /jp/.

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