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21069931 No.21069931 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

How would you help Reisen overcome her PTSD about the Lunar War?

>> No.21069937

Sex with Reisen Udongein Inaba

>> No.21070115 [DELETED] 
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That you think *that* was the Lunar War is...amusing!

>> No.21070118

Mating press.

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Tell her that everything is okay if she has one of those hard times, hug her gently, do a couple of headpats and touch her cute ears while singing her a song she likes.

>> No.21070197

She isn't Tewi

>> No.21070218

Reisen hates the Lunarians more than any other character now and is probably pro anything-that-fucks-them-up

Straight called them out on enslaving the rabbits

>> No.21070220

>only the rabbits
oh it is to jest.

>> No.21070584

Talk to her and comfort her.

>> No.21071044


>> No.21071168

With lots of hugs and kisses and cuddling.

>> No.21071926


>> No.21073405

hello seija

>> No.21073754
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The only correct answer.

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>> No.21074162

You can't. Ptsd us something you live with.

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mating press tewi in front of her.

>> No.21074734

Prone bone?

>> No.21075429

How would that help.

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>> No.21077187

It would confront her of her past as an American POW

>> No.21080169

Which war?

>> No.21080425
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The Lunar war.

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The war that took her friends lives.

>> No.21082334 [DELETED] 
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>Lunar War veteran
How did she do it, /jp/? How did she survive the Lunar war? A war that devasted the Lunar War?

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>Lunar War veteran
How did she do it, /jp/? How did she survive the Lunar war? A war that devasted the Lunar Army? To the point that their commanders in chiefs Watatsuki no Toyohime and Watatsuki no Yorihime specifically noted that they aren't that many left.

>> No.21082683

She discovered the safest strategy of them all - desertion.

>> No.21082827
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By getting the yakuza to abduct her and force her to join a middle-east mercenary group which will eventually get overthrown by the state army before each of their members is executed!

>> No.21082918

This may be an incredibly retarded question but who were the fight sides of the lunar war?

>> No.21082966

The United States and the Lunarians.

>> No.21083305

Lunarians were the good guys while the Americans were the bad guys.

>> No.21085308

By sending her to one of Eirin's therapies

>> No.21086722

No, it would make it worst.

>> No.21086832

>more than any other character
Junko would like to have a word.

>> No.21086866

The joke is that the Lunar War wasn't actually a war at all and even if it was Reisen deserted before anything could even happen

>> No.21087221

But it actually happens.

>> No.21087384

remember that time burgerland sent a shuttle to the moon
that was the lunar war

>> No.21087391


dick suppository

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>> No.21087460

When did she change her mind?

>> No.21087763

the events that the lunarians call the lunar war did indeed happen

>> No.21087809

>sent a shuttle to the moon
It would have been fucking nice if they did, insteaf of the reality where they just faffed about in LEO doing fuck all at full retard prices per launch
God damn I hate the shuttle, and senator Shelby double

>> No.21089167

Reisen hates the Lunarians more

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Can't know that without talking to her. So, talk.
That might be hard, though. Isn't she kind prickly around strangers? Outside of her disguise, I mean.

>> No.21090397

I think she's getting friendlier.

>> No.21091275
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Stop the experimentation with 2hus!!!

>> No.21091304

I like Reisen.

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That's good.
How would one start a conversation with Reisen? The 'real' one, not her medicine seller cover. How do you point out that you can see through the disguise without spooking her?

>> No.21093291

As do we.

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>> No.21093427

Does she cry every time you shoot at her hitbox?

>> No.21094766
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The year was 1969. We were on recon in a steaming Lunar Sea. An overheated private removed her flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the HECATIA slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Yankie" to get the drop on us... I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a meager meal of beef, lettuce, tomatoes, bread, cheese, and four kinds of condiments. I came close to madness trying to find it here in Japan, but they just can't get the fries right!

>> No.21094874

give her 25 cents for a suicide booth

>> No.21094928

Soviets realized the shuttles were a retarded idea but made a better one anyways for shits and giggles.

>> No.21095032
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I always liked pictures of Reisen in a wedding dress.

>> No.21096404

2hus in wedding dresses is the patrician choice

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>> No.21099408

That's Sexual Harassment.

>> No.21099633

Does Touhou actually have hard boiled stuff be it war or cop stuff?

>> No.21100506
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The lunar war, that began on 20 July 1969, until 14 December 1972. In Touhou lore, the war is very reminiscent of World War I in terms of how it was fought, including large-scale trench warfare with barbed wire stretched across fortified defensive lines, manned machine guns posts, bayonet charges, Moon Rabbit wave attacks, extensive use of chemical weapons by the Lunarians, and, later, deliberate attacks on civilian targets by the United States. Reisen fled around the final waning hours of the war. Ultimately, With the treaty of the Tranquil Sea, The Lunar War ended with a Status quo ante bellum

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Uh, my punishment?

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Did you know that Hijiri-san bought a failing petshop in Gensokyo and is selling surplus moon rabbits there. The sign outside says
Byakuren bunny
Formerly Koakuma

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Maybe she shouldn't have joined the Lunar Ops

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When I daydream about battle touhou manga, Reisen is often the underdog that gets beat up in the first half of the fight.

>> No.21103606

Wouldn't she be top dog since she's the only won that's been in the military

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>> No.21105217

Made me laugh

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But she doesn't

>> No.21107389

her military experience only gives her the combat minded thinking that allows her to overcome, not enough to dominate her enemies.

>> No.21107526

That's simply untrue. Junko is resentment incarnate. Reisen is unsatisfied with Lunarians and for most of her time alive was really obnoxious about how superior Lunarians were to Earthlings. It's only recently that she's voiced out against them, and not near to the extent of Junko (because of course)

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>> No.21108415

Reisen people are nothing but slaves

>> No.21109017

thats pretty good

>> No.21109629

Too punkish

>> No.21109830

I dunno, I got more of a glam metal vibe from it rather than punk.

>> No.21109893

Post THAT Junko image.

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>> No.21111757

What's happening?

>> No.21112806

Talk about it! Get the grudges out gradually! Don’t push it!

>> No.21113911

Earn her trust

>> No.21114019

By the by this is why Americans have infinite burgers, a metric fuckton of moonbunny meat. Reminder as soon as America locates gensokyo the youkai will be in a war of survival they will probably not win.

>> No.21114587

Youkai will win.

>> No.21114725

Not only do we have weapons and technology to hunt them down and obliterate them with easr, we also outnumber them at least a million to one

>> No.21114766

Anon they are all hiding behind a barrier for a reason, in addition too this they can't even beat a massively weakened lunarian army post first lunar war, the actual hell they would win against america.

>> No.21114928

It was actually JUST Junko, the lunarians say it was the americans as a cover up.

>> No.21115436

Yeah, okay.

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>> No.21117337

Rip Youmu.

>> No.21117550

The hecc with those pointy ears.

>> No.21118708

She's a rabbit

>> No.21119304

I guess I have been a shut-in for too long, I think.

>> No.21119877

Filthy neet.

>> No.21119929 [DELETED] 

Foxed dot khhhaaaam

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No reisen to worry for junk of tei past memeries, it's like you really want to rabbit this whole PTST on yourself. Stop daydoreming, I don't like heirin you becoming a victim, so many rabbits died when all you had to do was to seiran to them.

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No, u

>> No.21120039

By destroying the moon once and for all!

>> No.21120304 [DELETED] 

Welcome to /jp/pari park, make yourself at home and be a good /jp/sie .Post in 3DPD and ,idolshit and threads alike, giving you's these people is like you'd want to make dumplings but you'd put no stuffing in so you look like a trough window.
Ku da sai.

>> No.21121516

Won't that fuck over earth?

>> No.21121593

Better dead then Zeon vermin existing

>> No.21121599

can't help you because the Lunar War gave me ptsd too

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That's right. Rip youmu.

>> No.21124754

No, Youmu.

>> No.21125577 [DELETED] 

youmu's be joking you Rabbit's Paw charm's vending machine

>> No.21126759


>> No.21127644

So was she a regular soldier in the Lunar army? Or special forces given that she was under direct command of the Watatsuki sisters?

>> No.21129990

Who that?

>> No.21130703

Why are Americans so savages?

>> No.21131744

We treated Reisen as per ROE

>> No.21133619

Wow, nice come back.

>> No.21135213
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Reisen? The traitor? Report her to Lunarian officials.

>> No.21138012

How will that help?

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dumb bunne!

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>> No.21140015

What's going to happen?

>> No.21141669

Lewd things

>> No.21142568

exposure therapy

>> No.21144772


>> No.21144792

Helping Reisen get over her past traumas by giving her new ones!

>> No.21145312

Damn Americans.

>> No.21147869

No wonder, /jp/ likes Lunarians.

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Anon no!

>> No.21149156

I'm pretty sure this is possible with men if you do nofap for a year and you get a vibrator stimulating your prostate for 6 hours straight or so.

>> No.21151309


>> No.21154619

Oh no!

>> No.21157136

Oh yes.

>> No.21159482

Don't post this.

>> No.21160121
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I would punch her in the dong because she is a dumb fat rabbit

udong is dumber than cirno even!

>> No.21163378

No, don't do that?

>> No.21164841

Tell me about the lunar war

>> No.21167967

Sex! the answer is always sex!

>> No.21175182


>> No.21175237

Alright, I have come to the conclusion that some of you fags are in need of some enlightenment. So sit down and grab your fairies because this is a long story.
This is a little bit rhetorical, but what if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Lunarian Mortars?
The Lunarian Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Lunarian Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Lunarian Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Watatsuki sisters.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in Gensokyo and goes by the name "Reisen Udongein Inaba".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD.

Starting from the beginning, there was once a time when all native Earthlings lived on Earth and all was fine. All until certain events took place, and a "not so small" group of people decided the Earth was becoming too "impure", so they came together to devise a plan to go elsewhere, and as we know, they went to the moon, and dubbed themselves Lunarians.
Nobody knows what happened between that time and now, but we do know of the recent events that have taken place. Like a certain "invasion" as they call it, that happened from 1969 - 1972, which marked the beginning of 6 "invasions" which took place. All we know is that two humans, yes, two /humans/, decided to go and plant a flag on the moon. A flag with 50 stars, and 13 stripes held up on a pole in the vast emptiness that is the surface of the moon and dark empty sky that is space. One could see this as claiming unmarked and unowned territory, and they would be right, however, they were met with unfriendly forces upon their arrival.
The unfriendly denizens of the moon looked more like humanized rabbits, and at a glance, would be seen as small, cute and harmless- until you saw they were carrying weapons. And charging. Right at you and the flag like a bunch of savages. For rather cute creatures, they were rather barbaric.
After planting the flag on the moon, the humans appeared to be dancing, and riding in some kind of contraption with four wheel-like structures attached to it whilst going back to the same location every now and then. Probably taking pictures or something.
After seeing something like that, surely the head Lunarians would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Sisters call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Lunarian War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
For them of course.
The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Lunar Army lost <Thousands> of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, <THOUSANDS>. The ENTIRE LUNARIAN ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the LUNARIAN ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Gensokyo, just barely, when four Gensokian denizens put a stop to a GODDESS OF HELL, a PURE incarnation of HATRED and a HELL FAIRY who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE GENSOKYO, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag? WHAT! You afraid the Youkai in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.

Little Ms. Reisen got PTSD from her screaming allies during her escape. Even from the dead her bullies envy her. Those idiots.

>> No.21177785

deep lore

>> No.21180334

I learn more here than in Keine's class.

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What even is this thread, give Reisen a break

>> No.21182844

>over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years
I get you're being a shitposter, but do you know anything about the Apollo program anon?

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Done, I'll tell her I'll finish the chores for today and she can go lie down and rest in bed, or on a chair and rest while I finish the chores and make some tea for her

>> No.21183015

Exposure therapy. Every day I put another moon rock in her room.

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>> No.21184304

Good thinking, anon! She'll be defenseless when she's asleep!

>> No.21185804

A fate worse than death.

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Exactly! And since she's defenseless we have to do her best to protect her from Tewi's shenanigans! I'll get a chair and sit by her as she sleeps.

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By helping her raise a loving family that cares for her!

>> No.21189803

Anon, no.

>> No.21189817

I'm afraid it's too late anon!

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The Lunar wars never happened, it was a cover up to install fear in the moon rabbits to control them better and as a measure for population control. All those deaths were friendly fire incidents.

>> No.21191010

Teaching you the history THEY DON'T WANT you to KNOW!
Only at /jp/!

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>> No.21196414

Lunarian propaganda.
Don't listen to that anon.

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>> No.21198451

Reisen always takes it easy. I make sure she's easygoing.

>> No.21198466

I want to see Eintei pull a one time gig

>> No.21198503

This sounds really nice.

>> No.21201920

she may be indebted to Eientei and all, but I wonder if after awhile it'd be better off for her to go out and enjoy a peaceful life in Gensokyo away from any conflict

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I like to think that's the case.

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A slave to the moon, a slave to the earth. Theres no escaping. I want to help her live free.

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>> No.21208212

Self-medication with alcohol!

>> No.21208950

That will just make it worse.

>> No.21212374

Being a slave to Kaguya and Eirin is better though.

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>> No.21212586

Reisen U____ein Inaba

>> No.21215633

No it's not.

>> No.21218521

How did people make this information

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God damn, that ending is intense. Those expressions in the last 15ish seconds are just gold, every reaction is tremendous.
Sorry, Reisen, but your frightened face is just way too sexy. I think I need more stuff like this.

>> No.21221083

What shitty specs. You would think it'd be simple to design an effective weapon without so many weak points.

I'm going in

>> No.21222637

Good luck.

>> No.21223209

Rabbits are animals. You can enslave animals.

>> No.21223409

Humans are animals too.

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>> No.21226390

I'm scared to open it, I don't like to see her get hurt.

>> No.21226688
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She does not get hurt.

>> No.21228371

That's good to know

>> No.21228718

Outdated Information.

>> No.21230439

Tell me about Udonge. Why does she wear the uniform?

>> No.21232977

sauce on this?

>> No.21233584


>> No.21235991
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>> No.21239058

how cute.

>> No.21239394

Reminds her of home.

>> No.21239443

She says she must wear it until she atones for her sins

>> No.21240995

The NEET is too lazy to purchase her newer, cuter and comfortable clothes for her despite being one of the best bunnies around.
To think it is just a few clicks away.

>> No.21241005

We're going to conquer the moon for reals with permanent Lunar bases soon

Moonbitches leave or melt

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It's fashionable.

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Autistically clingy to them.

>> No.21242846

Don’t do this to her

>> No.21242978

how so? we may be smarter and selfconsious but were are still mammals in the end

>> No.21243494

Make a gif of that whole scene!

>> No.21244068
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Become a mighty farmer.

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>> No.21246509

What the fuck is going on.

>> No.21248027

are you going around to all the 2hu threads saying "no" to people?

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Rabbit need to get out more.

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Junko knows

>> No.21249978
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I'm going to break into that facility by blowing up the west side wall. Next I'm going to throw a stray brick from the explosion and crush one of the goons head in while he is still surprised unable to shoot his rifle. Just then the next baddie goes after me with his knife and I shoot him with my revolver. I will then go pick up the knife and enter the next room. I will then go behind cover as one of the agents shoots his machine gun. I will throw my knife penetrating his lung as he drowns in his own blood. I go over to pick up the keys and machine gun he dropped before three more guys come in from the door I just exited. They will shot their shotguns as I dodge roll towards them shooting two. The third one will swing his bat at me as I use the machine gun to block it. I then kick him over and shoot him making a splattering mess before tossing the empty machine gun aside picking up the shotgun.

I enter the next room, shoot the one guard and the unarmed helper in a fit of rage and then free Reisen tossing her the revolver. Before exiting the room I pick up the dead body to use as a meat shield before going back. 4 guards then shoot at me while I am using the dead body as a meat shield as Reisen staying behind me uses her revolver to shoot the incoming guards, blasting one of their heads clean off as they peak from behind cover. As we go into the center of the room 3 more baddies come from behind as I drop the body and shoot them with my shotgun while Reisen has to reload. One guy manages to run up with his knife and stab me in the shoulder before Reisen finishes reloading and shoots him. I then pick up the knife being wounded.

Going back into the room with the hole in the wall two more grunts come at me with pipes as a third one throws a grenade. I throw the knife, missing the charging grunts. I manage to grab the grenade and throw it back while Reisen shoots the two grunts rushing at me with steel pipes. The grenade is returned to sender blowing his upper torso clean off as we make our escape through the hole. I drive as she hopes in the back of the jeep. We are being chased by a helicopter with twin miniguns. Reisen grabs the sniper rifle from the back and manages to shoot the pilot crashing the helicopter as we go off into the distance.

Don't ever touch her again like this.

>> No.21249983

end this

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>> No.21250042

How will that help

>> No.21250059

Not if she liked it

>> No.21250063

our world is supposed to be touhou's outside world, right? I dont remember us killing anime girls on the moon

>> No.21250114

fake and gay

>> No.21250575

So this is what happens when you've been a widow and single for too long, huh?

>> No.21250645

History is written by the winner. Unfortunately, the winner doesn't want to admit there is a civilization far more advanced than them that they've lived on the moon since time immemorial.

>> No.21252748

But nobody won the Lunar war.

>> No.21254671

Considering two unarmed guys dabbed on them hard, that advancement doesn't matter for very much

>> No.21255096

Nah we basically stopped the wars entirely because hippies bitched too much too Congress claiming we have no right too be there. Stupid fucking moon assholes.

>> No.21255461

>Two unarmed guys
Seriously though, are 2hu humans of the outside world super human or some shit? How the fuck did the Americans even fight in the logistical nightmare that is the moon of all places and killed enough usagi that the lunarians called it a "war"? Does this canonically mean two 2hu outside world /k/ommandos can basically take on the entirety of gensokyo without breaking a sweat?

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>> No.21255524

there was no actual war you fucking idiot. the apollo missions went exactly as they did in real life only after they left the lunarians took the flag and threw it back to earth

>> No.21255580

t. NASA Cover-up specialist

>> No.21256039

cuddles and positive support

>> No.21256050

The Joestar Family Technique

>> No.21256641

>/k/ommandos can basically take on the entirety of gensokyo without breaking a sweat?
we're working on it don't worry

>> No.21257786

War brides: supernatural edition

>> No.21258603

No we just have some hilariously powerful weapons that the moon bitches couldn't deal with. Can't talk about it cause, it's classified.

>> No.21258902

That will explain Reisen.

>> No.21259407

Haha right they'll never know about the time we fucked those chink rabbit bitches just by showing off and hitting them our big, white, 12 inch long American di-

Shit, my bad.

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Ohshoot, now I know the name of the bunny onahole!

I love Reisen!!

>> No.21261229

I'll tell her everything is gonna be ok but before she leaves she has to eat these eggs.

>> No.21262682

That's sexual harassment.

>> No.21264178

What eggs.

>> No.21266260

The eggs I made for her.

>> No.21268462

5-dozen eggs.

>> No.21268467

Do not condem the bunny to Gaston mode please

>> No.21268497
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Nah it is okay.
It is not like she is going to be a big girl (for you) who is going to choke you with her thick legs while your head is facing her cute bunny panties and then after you're almost suffocating, she sits on your face and gives you the strongest brotein BRAAAP and you get a FATALITY loss but in reality you actually won haha.
That would be really funny to see haha, could you imagine the smell of her armpits and between her legs after a workout on a summer day, haha.

>> No.21269415

But why though?

>> No.21269884

What's happening.

>> No.21270989

Reisen ate some Goast pepper that Junko gave her.
Now Junko regrets giving her that.

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>> No.21272618

Reisen developed a love of hamburgers, guns and rock n roll while under the custody of America.

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That doesn't sound so bad if you put it that way.

>> No.21274962

Beautiful, anon.

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Seeing her sad makes me sad.

>> No.21276495

Good luck finding that shit in gensokyo anon.

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But that's the best part!

Does seeing her scared make you scared?
That's no good, anon. If she's upset, you gotta fix that. Let her lean on you, be her port in the storm!

>> No.21276603

If they have cows, bread, and a diverse agricultural setup, you can make burgers

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No, seeing her scared makes my protective caveman instinct's kick in to destroy what's scaring her. Or if it's in a safe environment think she looks cute like getting scared by a spider.

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You should worry more about protecting her than smashing the cause of her fear. I know it sounds like the same thing, but it's a subtle difference of priorities.

>> No.21278184

Fill the wabbit

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The gun.

>> No.21280742

What about it?

>> No.21282256

Do it faget.

>> No.21284996


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Let her live like a rabbit. Out in the wild.

>> No.21286821

Nice patch.

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>> No.21290014

Was it autism?

>> No.21291305

That'a big cameltoe.

>> No.21291318
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Why is Reisen at her cutest when scared?

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This stupid rabbit is peeking through my window every time when i'm playing. How i know that is my second monitor mirrors back to the window and i want her to stop.

>> No.21294994

tape a picture of an astronaut to the window, she'll either run away scared of have a seizure

>> No.21295072

Make her happy, I dunno.

>> No.21295134

We know, but it adds much more depth and lore to headcanon in it being an actual war.

>> No.21295196

Hold up, Strange Creators of Outer World states, and I quote >"Despite her abilities, when the moon was under attack from Earthlings, she came to dislike fighting and fled to Earth."
I dunno, that doesn't sound like there was no war, or at least some fighting. Am I missing something?

>> No.21295504

The Lunarians are kinda insane so they consider planting a flag on the moon to be an attack.

>> No.21295545

That's the problem, though. It's from Reisen's profile page and Lunarians obviously didn't write it.

>> No.21297381

Most females are.

>> No.21299398

Show her a syringe with filled with water and food coloring, she'll run away like heck

>> No.21300364

What will that do?

>> No.21301369
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I showed her my secret collection to make her happy. Unsure if it helped.

>> No.21303634

trigger her drug ptsd

>> No.21304559

So what happens if we remove all the fluff in her tail.
I just want to see her embarrased face and bully her hard everyday because she ate my freaking carrot cake, haha.

>> No.21306099

Why would you ever do that?

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Junko will make her happy.

>> No.21308152

I want to make Junko happy

>> No.21308192

Because it's funny like a bunny.

>> No.21308463

pump her so full of drugs untill she's writhing on the floor foaming at the mouth, that way she can keep her mind too busy to remember anything about the war

>> No.21308485

Propose to her

>> No.21308626

Is there more? This is interesting.

>> No.21308897

This pairing is sexy.

>> No.21310085

That's all there is. But that's okay! That means you can imagine it never stops! Reisen's nightmare never ends!

>> No.21311936
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>Reisen's nightmare never ends!
She only has herself to blame for following orders.

>> No.21312469

I'd love to torture Reisen to death!

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Hey now, settle down. Killing Reisen is forbidden.

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Let Udongein have the earthling snacks.

>> No.21317137

No, she's too thick.

>> No.21317211

I’d ask her to enlist in tge Space Force

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By getting comfy.

>> No.21323426

Why would she side with America.

>> No.21323530

We're badass and have McDonald's.

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>> No.21329355

You lost the Lunar war and McDonald is not good for you.

>> No.21329538

What's with all of the damn Lunarians lately? They're on full fucking damage control.

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This year will be the 50th anniversary of Apollo 11 so naturally they're mad

>> No.21329730

holy crap, thanks for reminding me Doremy! *hugs smug baku*

>> No.21330071

I love Reisen,she is my favorite touhou character.

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You're not alone anon. She's my favorite too!

>> No.21331693

Maybe you'll think twice next time before messing with him punk!

>> No.21335237

Cute Doremy.

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Since it's mothers day I thought it'd be appropriate to post this.

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I would help her feel welcome to be out on her new adventure, to experience more of what life is all about, and I'd provide a safe environment for her. I would encourage her to trust in the good things for which she has been preparing.

"She is a little stuck. She is a little scared. She's not prepared for the war to begin."

"I don't think it would make the world a better place if she started thinking of her past, of what went on."

"If she is being forced by her PTSD to think about her past, she will develop some sort of PTSD about it, and I would recommend she start learning about the war and trying to be her own person back, as well as how to live in peace with it."

While I am not an expert on the details of Reisen's situation, I have an idea of some facts about the war.

>> No.21339251

Reisen abandoned ship before anything even happened because she thought she would have to fight. Apollo 13 planted the flag on the moon and the Lunarians flipped out interpreting it as an act of claiming territory and prepped to fight, but then when the later Apollo missions stopped actually landing on the moon the Lunarians figured they were just failing, and eventually the Earth "gave up" by not returning.

The fact that this is what happened is never explicitly stated anywhere, you're just supposed to read between the lines from CiLR.

>> No.21340224

What a nice guy.

>> No.21340394

I know that, that's why it's so baffling. A book that's supposed to introduce the god damn characters clearly contradicts the info we knew before.
Also forgot to mention, in PoFV Eiki says Reisen left her allies to die. Why would they die if there was no war? Ahh, this is so confusing.
Unless this is all some sort of translation error; I doubt that though.

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Two possibilities. Reisen think's she is guilty of that or there was a lot of friendly fire. My favorite theory was that their was a secret op where a lot of their own kind was secretly killed to have the illusion that they were being attacked.

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>> No.21345638

>A book that's supposed to introduce the god damn characters clearly contradicts the info we knew before.
It doesn't contradict the info, it goes along with the narrative. It isn't going to say "Reisen left but haha there was no war joke's on her".
>Also forgot to mention, in PoFV Eiki says Reisen left her allies to die.
She was guilty of deserting her comrades because that's what she believed she did. She isn't suddenly not guilty of leaving them to possibly die just because there was no actual danger.

>> No.21345816

>It doesn't contradict the info, it goes along with the narrative. It isn't going to say "Reisen left but haha there was no war joke's on her".
It does, however. They could've just mentioned that Reisen fled the moon or that she's a refugee from the Lunar War, like all the other official descriptions of her before this. Yet this time they actually specify that she fought in the Lunar War, and that there was actual fighting.

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Weak rabbit fears the big world.

>> No.21350090

>Yet this time they actually specify that she fought in the Lunar War, and that there was actual fighting
No, it doesn't. "When the moon was under attack from Earthlings, she came to dislike fighting and fled to Earth" doesn't imply any of that unless you disregard its place in the series. "She came to dislike fighting" as a translation could definitely be reworded, but even as-is it doesn't imply there was any. "Under attack" is taken from the only point of view we have in the series; again, they aren't going to say "but actually there was no fight to be had" because that would ruin the whole joke. If a reader takes this as Reisen's perspective and then reads CiLR they'll understand.

Maybe the main point of contention here is that you might think these segments are supposed to be read in a vacuum and taken at face value, when I don't think that's the case. All of the Who's Who segments are just editor collections of the information already available and are more like summary profiles. I think it's possible the editor truly thought there was a real war, but I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt.

(I wouldn't even call her a refugee either; I would think that implies she actually was subject to an dangerous situation to flee from when she wasn't)

>> No.21350859

>If a reader takes this as Reisen's perspective and then reads CiLR they'll understand.
Actually that made me confused even more.
>All of the Who's Who segments are just editor collections of the information already available and are more like summary profiles.
That's what I meant, they had NO reason to mention the whole "fighting" part, and could've kept it ambiguous like before. What doesn't help is that SCoOW has the most recent descriptions of characters that we have, so it's either ZUN retconning stuff or some fanon shit slipping through. Probably the latter, but a man can dream, right?

You're totally right though, maybe I just need to learn how to read.

>> No.21350898

>Actually that made me confused even more.
Sorry, I worded that poorly too. Suppose this is just some reader that has never read CiLR before and is getting their information from Who's Who. Say they take it at face value and go "the Moon was under attack? When did this happen? Did she leave during the war or later?". Then when they go read CiLR they might figure out that no, the war with the Earth was actually the Apollo missions and there wasn't any fighting, and Reisen left before anything happened.

>That's what I meant, they had NO reason to mention the whole "fighting" part
I still don't see why you're taking this as though this is against stuff said elsewhere, this isn't retcon nor editor fanon. These are literally the same kinds of statements made in IN and CiLR. Who's Who is a compilation of summaries of stuff from other works, so this is how they're going to word it. It's just that a new reader might take it at face value at first whereas someone who's read CiLR already knows what's up.

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Guess it's just me being retarded, sorry for asking such stupid questions.

>> No.21355946

We will not accept your apology

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Protect the rabbit.

>> No.21359325

Some say Reusen is entry level waifu bait but some end up liking Reisen more than that.
Some may leave Reisen for other Hus but some come back to her.
Therefor, I rule the saying that Reisen is entry level to be false.
Have a good day /jp/.

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