oops this thing sneaked on my bedroom just now. What to do?

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Anonymous Sun Mar 24 09:29:40 2019 No.21045619 [Reply] [Original]

oops this thing sneaked on my bedroom just now. What to do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 24 09:31:23 2019 No.21045629 tickle his feet

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 24 09:33:04 2019 No.21045635 Throw the phone out the window.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 24 09:48:22 2019 No.21045707 sniff its feet

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 24 09:54:36 2019 No.21045729 Suckle her hairy armpits fervently.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 24 09:55:42 2019 No.21045732 Clean up after her orgies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 24 10:06:52 2019 No.21045795 suck it's toes

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 24 10:47:44 2019 No.21045991 Beat her up

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 24 10:56:34 2019 No.21046022 >>21045619 Kick it out before it sucks all your "life essence" away

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 24 13:44:36 2019 No.21046710 >>21045619 >sneaked snuck, not sneaked. 4chan is an American website.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 24 14:03:55 2019 No.21046775 >>21046710 It's a template following the what do guide. What do you expect from an idiot. Trespassing and retardation. What a combo. Hatata didn't sneak anywhere. I invited her over.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 24 17:24:28 2019 No.21047709 File: 76 KB, 750x465, 4461B91F-9AAC-4F7F-B399-94F87BDFACAD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21045619

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 24 17:28:33 2019 No.21047730 Break up with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 24 17:29:04 2019 No.21047735 File: 3.62 MB, 1411x1743, __cirno_himekaidou_hatate_kawashiro_nitori_kochiya_sanae_and_shameimaru_aya_touhou_drawn_by_hater_hatater__589eecc5b94b075faccd608bd1c02c4a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Filthy tengu neet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 10:24:55 2019 No.21050896 >>21047735 That small hint of bush maeks me diamonds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:59:50 2019 No.21054126 >>21047735 Brap

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:58:57 2019 No.21054946 >>21050896 Trimming the 'tate!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 03:51:23 2019 No.21055089 >>21046710 >snuck, not sneaked. 4chan is an American website. "Sneaked" is standard American English. "Snuck" is hick dialect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 10:17:19 2019 No.21056060 Steal phone and take pics of my ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 15:11:42 2019 No.21057252 >>21056060 hot

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:48:22 2019 No.21059069 >>21055089 The proper word is "stole", anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:55:26 2019 No.21059092 >>21046710 I have never heard of suck word before Also >4chan is an American website. >in /jp/ sure

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 15:25:10 2019 No.21062852 brap

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 16:28:30 2019 No.21063278 >>21045629 >his

Anonymous Wed Mar 27 16:58:36 2019 No.21063508
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This >>21045732. Hatate must be exhausted after her sessions with her lovers. It's your duty as her boyfriend to clean for her, run her a bath, cook her dinner and give her a massage to help her relax. Maybe you'll get to touch her feet or even sniff her used panties as a reward.
>>21054946
Hater actually did a few pieces on that topic, but they're 2lewd to post here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 18:47:34 2019 No.21064005 >>21059092 Have sex

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 19:21:25 2019 No.21064133 >>21063508 You should have a bit of self-respect, anon. You deserve better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 19:26:23 2019 No.21064149 File: 395 KB, 1000x1000, 56424296_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21063508

Anonymous Thu Mar 28 06:54:57 2019 No.21066401
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>>21064133
Having a cute tengu girlfriend who'd let me massage her feet and occasionally sniff her used panties would already be more than I could ever deserve, even if she were into NTR and never had sex with me. I'd be happy to have a Hatate gf to spend time with and whose financial and emotional needs I could satisfy. I wouldn't even mind if she treated me badly like verbally degrading or physically abusing me, assuming she wasn't too harsh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 16:28:10 2019 No.21068228 File: 1.41 MB, 1920x1080, __himekaidou_hatate_touhou_drawn_by_kurokawa_otogi__ebd06cad80d0e3f37c524bfad8962126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Select your Hata-tan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 16:30:32 2019 No.21068238 >>21068228 Which one of them isn't going to fuck other men behind my back?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 16:37:05 2019 No.21068260 >>21068238 The gyaru, booby and gloomy certainly will, the regular most likely will too, so maybe the Lunarian, but she wont have sex with you either if you're a filthy earthling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 16:50:26 2019 No.21068331 >>21068238 The gyaru one. She'll be very honest about cheating on you.

Anonymous Thu Mar 28 16:56:16 2019 No.21068365
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>>21068331
Gyarus are notorious sluts. For her it will be nothing out of the ordinary to the point where she might not even think to mention it to you like "oh btw, I'm fucking your boss tonight. Don't wait up!". It technically counts as fucking behind your back, even if she doesn't tell you because she wants to keep it a secret, but because it's just not that big of a deal to her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 17:18:45 2019 No.21068483 Thanks to /jp/ I now can't unlink Hatate and NTR in my mind,

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 17:19:27 2019 No.21068489 File: 1.52 MB, 1433x1486, 1549906578216.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21068365 Technically it might count, but it's really not the same thing. A guy dating a gyaru knows exactly what kind of relationship he's getting into.

Anonymous Thu Mar 28 17:31:32 2019 No.21068532
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>>21068489
You're right. It's a lot less dishonest with gyarus and I probably wouldn't call it fucking behind your back in practice, even if it technically is that.
>A guy dating a gyaru knows exactly what kind of relationship he's getting into.
Anybody getting into a relationship with one shouldn't be surprised when she cheats on him sooner and not later. But does it actually count as NTR? Do gyarus let their beta boyfriends have sex with them or do they just use them for money and emotional tampons?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 28 17:34:03 2019 No.21068544 File: 271 KB, 540x692, 1429844129716.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21068483 Thanks to /jp/ I can't do that either, but I also can't unlink Koisi and diapers.

Anonymous Thu Mar 28 17:48:24 2019 No.21068595
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>>21068532
She'd let her boyfriend fuck her once in a while. However, she wouldn't put in any effort to make him feel good, tell him to hurry up all throughout and order him to clean her up again afterwards.

Anonymous Thu Mar 28 18:04:48 2019 No.21068661
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>>21068595
Sounds about right for a gyaru. I guess if you're a boyfriend of one, you're lucky to even get sex in the first place, even if you have to use a condom while everyone else who she has sex with doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 02:35:26 2019 No.21070598 File: 446 KB, 800x817, 1505620449660.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 16:25:08 2019 No.21073210 File: 329 KB, 796x1431, __himekaidou_hatate_touhou_drawn_by_nibi__299149ee4768ac0c2b1bb9014664dc5b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She may have brown hair and eyes but she's the cutest despite her attitude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 16:29:48 2019 No.21073235 >>21070598 I bet she's masturbating to netorare.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 21:51:38 2019 No.21074511 File: 1.07 MB, 1617x1328, __himekaidou_hatate_touhou_drawn_by_hater_hatater__a6e94c7fad14fa5066ec3c5ac1b403c2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21073235 I want Hatate to NTR me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 22:09:56 2019 No.21074596 >>21074511 Would't you prefer to have a normal and healthy relationship with her? You know, with her loving and having sex with you instead of fucking some random dude(s) and treating you like garbage?

Anonymous Fri Mar 29 22:34:19 2019 No.21074701
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>>21074596
I can't even imagine myself in a relationship like that with any 2hu. If I tried, it would just feel wrong and unnatural. Why would any of them be with someone like me? The only realistic way to imagine myself in a relationship with them is if it's a low self-esteem character like Hatate and there's NTR involved.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 30 09:15:14 2019 No.21077013 >>21064133 Meh, the guy has a fetish and he seems happy about it. Not the worst thing i have read, let him be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 30 10:17:15 2019 No.21077370 >>21074701 What if she got pregnant though?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 30 13:22:00 2019 No.21078329 >>21046710 >literally posting on a board dedicated to Japanese culture

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 30 13:23:35 2019 No.21078340 >>21077370 babbe hatate

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 30 20:25:57 2019 No.21080417 >>21078329 who quote?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 30 23:21:57 2019 No.21081463 File: 342 KB, 740x800, 1541580347887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21077370 Then I'd help her through pregnancy and raise her child, even if it's not mine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 30 23:43:39 2019 No.21081571 >>21081463 >if There's 100% chance that it won't be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 05:22:35 2019 No.21082587 >>21081463 Hatate would be lucky to have a nice boyfriend like you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 06:37:50 2019 No.21082841 >>21045619 Sniff it's feet and bury your face in it's ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 14:35:50 2019 No.21084937 >>21081463 Being a literal cuckold is bad

Anonymous Mon Apr 1 03:37:50 2019 No.21088966
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>>21081571
Even if that would be factually correct since she wouldn't have sex with me, saying that makes her seem like some slut, which is not nice.
>>21082587
No she wouldn't. She deserves someone with more self respect.

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Anonymous Mon Apr 1 10:43:42 2019 No.21090496

>>21088966
>makes her seem like some slut
Well, isn't she one?
Even though she has a boyfriend, she has sex with a bunch of other guys. She doesn't even let her boyfriend have sex with her, she just uses him as a wallet.
Not only is she a slut, she's also a terrible person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 13:04:20 2019 No.21091125 >>21090496 she’s also very very cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 13:20:03 2019 No.21091188 >>21045619 Lick feet

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 00:06:14 2019 No.21095444 File: 1010 KB, 2508x3541, 1544644297537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21090496 It's not her fault that her boyfriend can't satisfy her sexually. She has needs too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 02:30:08 2019 No.21096067 >>21088966 No, she'd be lucky to find a guy who's alright with her promiscuity, who will raise all the children she got from different men. You're more valuable to her than you think.

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 11:18:00 2019 No.21097548
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>>21096067
You may be right. After all, she's tengu, a type of beast youkai. It's in their blood to mate with an alpha and secure a beta provider to raise her children and provide for her. If I can make her happy, that's enough for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 12:30:50 2019 No.21097857 File: 44 KB, 480x480, 21689254_1680076325337199_2983154906501742592_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21097548 Crows a literally monogamous tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 12:35:38 2019 No.21097877 >>21097857 *are

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 12:43:18 2019 No.21097919 >>21097877 Is that true for human crows?

Anonymous Tue Apr 2 14:44:55 2019 No.21098451
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>>21097857
In many species of birds that are monogamous the females still cheat on their partners with superior males if they get the chance. Hatate and Aya are no exceptions. Okuu probably is, but mainly because she's dumb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 2 23:22:55 2019 No.21100851 >>21068661 horrible doujin. You can't even tell that's cirno.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 04:21:09 2019 No.21101994 File: 155 KB, 800x1119, __cirno_and_tanned_cirno_hidden_star_in_four_seasons_and_touhou_drawn_by_mizuryuu_kei__13d86f15ac6609ed9acea76ffc3c2488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21100851 That's from a doujin?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 15:51:25 2019 No.21104928 Is this the filthiest thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 15:57:35 2019 No.21104957 >>21097548 >If I can make her happy, that's enough for me Nice, so you don't mind if I fuck her brains out without a condom on your own bed, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 16:30:50 2019 No.21105138 >>21101994 Yes. Some Genso Gyaru doujin. http://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https://warosu.org/data/jp/thumb/0206/30/1547765573526s.jpg

Anonymous Wed Apr 3 16:31:31 2019 No.21105141
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>>21104928
Pretty much, yeah.
Even Hater might be proud if he saw this thread.
But I think she's the easiest to tease and the cutest 2hu despite being just a tengu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 16:31:52 2019 No.21105147 >>21098451 Okuu is probably low effort.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 17:58:46 2019 No.21105606 >>21059069 >slunked

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 18:29:03 2019 No.21105762 File: 152 KB, 850x1200, 1549741659832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21104957 I wont. If Hatate wants it, then who am I to deny her? You can fuck her all you want, even if she gets pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 18:32:29 2019 No.21105784 File: 137 KB, 750x1000, sa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] seesnza acknowledge

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 18:33:52 2019 No.21105791 >>21105762 Hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 21:45:32 2019 No.21106754 >>21105762 Man you’re a loser. Fags like you have zero self respect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 4 08:25:28 2019 No.21108805 File: 303 KB, 626x885, 1540755422408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21106754 No shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 4 10:07:16 2019 No.21109207 >>21063508 You forgot about licking her snatch clean so that the oozing semen of her lovers won't bother her during sleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 4 13:43:59 2019 No.21110208 >>21108805 >>21109207 Rope is my recommendation It is for the best

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 4 13:52:40 2019 No.21110257 >>21110208 If he's happy, what's the issue?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 4 14:52:48 2019 No.21110521 >>21110257 The mentally ill should be treated, not left to expand on their madness

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 4 15:55:06 2019 No.21110867 >>21110521 I think leaving him to his own madness is better for him than getting the rope.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 4 16:02:23 2019 No.21110907 >>21081463 please stop being a cuck and get some help

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 4 21:03:59 2019 No.21112289 >>21110867 Either he will kill himself or he will get his bloodline terminated. All if he doesn’t stop being a literal cuck. Chances are he raises a kid that isn’t even his within the next ten years after the possibility he ever becomes a normalfag

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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 05:09:00 2019 No.21114026 >>21112289 >or he will get his bloodline terminated is there an issue with this >raises a kid that isn’t even his is there an issue with this

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 10:00:07 2019 No.21114990 >>21114026 Yeah. He’s not dead yet

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 20:22:59 2019 No.21124932 >>21045619 Call her girlfriend and tell her to come pick her up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 21:14:09 2019 No.21125190 >>21045619 Fuck her before her boyfriend shows up. Or wait for him to show up and fuck her in front of him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 21:26:15 2019 No.21125242 >>21045619 Make fun of her outdated flip phone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 22:00:01 2019 No.21125393 Man what a shit thread. I regret not posting in earlier Hatate threads

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 22:00:48 2019 No.21125399 File: 205 KB, 849x1202, __himekaidou_hatate_niconico_and_touhou_drawn_by_shiori_moechin__sample-67fdc388d854f7f4b8fd735dd6b9b2e3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to help Hatate with her live stream

Anonymous Sun Apr 7 00:37:23 2019 No.21126216

>>21112289
The earth is burning and there's ample evidence to suggest we've crossed the threshold where the climate change is self-perpetuating

ending your bloodline is showing mercy; why bring children into the crumbling world that surrounds us? stop caring and be a true hedonistic /jp/sie

Anonymous Sun Apr 7 01:05:07 2019 No.21126403,1 [INTERNAL]

Tell your story to your children and tell them what they need to know. Their dissatisfaction will become their drive to rise to the top and control the world around them as they please and pass the torch to their children.
The weak settle for satisfactory, the strong strive for change. This change is not defined by good or bad, beneficial or not beneficial. As long as you stick with the flow, the longer you stay a pawn. The weaker "cuck" humans do not reproduce and their linage ends with them. However there are those who end it on their own choosing, and that is the worst you can do if you are not of ill descent.
There is only "you" who, there is no "us."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 7 01:07:44 2019 No.21126403 >>21126216 >why bring children into the crumbling world that surrounds us? To forge a future that can be salvaged. There won't be perfection but it can be damn near attained. There is no "us" anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 7 15:20:04 2019 No.21130135 >>21125393 This is all your fault.

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