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21037062 No.21037062[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a pedophile on this board

>> No.21037099

I saw sick pedo lolicon in my bathroom today. He just stared back mocking everything I did

>> No.21037138

don't worry my name is Chris Hansen and I am the pedo-slayer. Come with me young girl.

>> No.21037183

That may be me.
Sorry.
Actually, I'm not sorry, now take off your panties, little girl.

>> No.21037192

In all honesty, how am I pedo if I want a sexy little girl to rub her cunny on my face?

>> No.21037218

Lol that's me

>> No.21037303

Don't worry - the pedophiles that inhabit /jp/ are very docile, as they are well-behaved gentlemen that follow the "Yes Loli, No Touch" code of honor.
They are mostly content with announcing to other male individuals their intent to have sexual relations with a fairy, often capitalizing their preferred colloquial term for "sex" in order to strongly emphasize their desire.

>> No.21037337

>>21037303
You say that, but would you ever let a /jp/sie babysit your hot 11 year old sister?

>> No.21037506

>>21037062
Fuck off dude. /jp/ is touhou zone.
>>>/tv/.
Your baseless claims and preposterous accusations have no backing.
Kindly go back to /a/ where you belong. Either that or /tv/.

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>>21037506
>Kindly go back
>Fuck off

>> No.21038057

>>21038046
What. You want a post full of hostility? I can do that if that's what is confusing the one-track NEET brain of yours.

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>>21038057
why didn't you sage your post?

>> No.21038090

>>21038078
I forgot about it by accident.

>> No.21038115

>>21038090
How does one forget about something on purpose?

>> No.21038156

>>21038115
4chanX
Force Close
Losing your shit
Backing up to an older version with basic shit
Autoreply upon captcha fill
Quickreply persistent but resets with every post.

>> No.21038159

>>21038115
Well you see, sometimes you get to a part of *booru or *tube that you don't really want to be at, so you try your best to not remember what you just saw. Some people also like to ingest toxic substances to forget their worldy woes, but I don't know if that really works.

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>>21037062
>spotted

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>>21037192
Exactly.
I'm not a pedo, I'm just sexually attracted to cute little girls. It's not my fault female children are so damn sexy.

>> No.21038368

>>21037062
I don't want to be a pedo anymore guys. Little girls are great but it just feels wrong now that I'm older

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>>21038368
>if bullying her vagina with my faceless fat old man cum is wrong..

>> No.21038525

>>21038368
Too bad you can't choose to not be a pedo.
Enjoy feeling guilty and aroused when around lolis until the moment you die.

>> No.21038917

>>21037337
>11 year old
>hot
you guys are sick...

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>>21037062
Nanda kore? uwu
We only have the big gay for cute crossdressers that love to suck HUGE. ERECT. COCKS. during the night but love being 2hus during the day!!

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>>21038917
What you want me to say, anon?
I was born like this. I can try denying as much as I want, but deep down I will always know the truth. There's nothing I can do aside from accepting who I truly am.
And if it's any consolation, I was thinking about putting "8 year old" instead, but thought people like you might get uncomfortable, so I decided not to.

>> No.21039001

>>21038995
9 is prime, anyway

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>>21038995
OP here, none of you are gonna know what this means, but I was a Renchan and Shochan mod in 2004 and 2007 respectively, I did mock interviews with members of the forums, we had funds for sending payments to commission artists like roripo, you cannot get more loli culture than me, and I found a regular woman at 21 and started a family anyway. Don't lose hope, you could be like me.

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And, unironically, you will be great with kids. Keep just a little self control and you're a god of parenting.

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>>21039118
>facebook filename
>I found a regular woman at 21 and started a family
>you could be like me
Yeah no. Fuck off faggot.

>> No.21039166

>>21039135
Ok

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