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America: To be an "American", all you need to do is

a) be born there
or
b) move there, live there and love the country

Japan: To be "Japanese" you need to

a) be born there
b) have your parents born there
c) have their parents and their parents parents born there forever until it's impossible to trace
d) have no foreigners in your family, this includes koreans no matter how many generations they've lived in Japan
e) have japanese as your first language
f) look like them (sorry albinos)

a-f are all obligatory. There is no possibility of being accepted as Japanese if any are missing.

As you can see, being American is easy. Being Japanese is an honour.

>> No.210299

who wants to be japanese?

tiny penis and fucked up teeth.

>> No.210300

The only place /jp/ gives a damn about is Gensokyo

>> No.210304

And this effects me how? I doesn't.

>> No.210697

Korean.....
Chinese......

>> No.210716

who wants to be american?

>> No.210711

who wants to be american?

tiny brain and fucked up diet.

>> No.210742

>>210711
>僕Ⅱ !BOKUfQ/bHY

>> No.210747

Who wants to be an American? All the shitty hoodies and emo kids in the UK.

Kill everyone under 20, its the only way Gordon!

>> No.210756
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Japanese are the greatest race on the Earth as long as they're (un)dead.

NB: I'm not Japanese or American.

>> No.210763

Who wants to be a European but a bunch of retarded muslims who will become welfare rats.

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>>210756

>> No.210787

I don't want to be japanese, just get laid with their underage shoolgirls.
It's different.

>> No.210789

To be a european you just have to be white.

>> No.210793

In 10 years all those old ideals will be thrown out the 窓

>> No.210801

Everyone want to be german,no one rages harder that ze germahnz!

>> No.210811

>>210716
A lot of people, it seems :(

>> No.210815

>>210291
just like to point out that race also plays a huge part in american acceptance. and specifically america's racial constructs. you can be white in mexico, but you're latino here, not america.

for acceptance as a 'true' american you must be either white or able to pass as.

and no, living here and loving the country does not get you acceptance. there are fifth generation immigrants who are told on a daily basis, go home. if they and their ancestry for generations were born here, then doesn't that make this their home?

no. because thats not how america works.

it actually works pretty similar to japan.

xenophobia and exclusionary practices by dominant social group is the same thing, even if with a different 'racial' designation.

>> No.210817

>>210815
>but you're latino here, not american.

>> No.210823

>>210815
lies

>> No.210831

>>210815

>and no, living here and loving the country does not get you acceptance. there are fifth generation immigrants who are told on a daily basis, go home. if they and their ancestry for generations were born here, then doesn't that make this their home?

the whole fucking country consist of immigrants

>> No.210834

>>210815
What? No. At least, not on a level thats anywhere comparable to Japan. The Japanese government itself treats third generation immigrants as dangerous foreigners.

>> No.210840

>>210831
>>the whole fucking country consist of immigrants
Why do you think America is so fucked up?

>> No.210841

>>210815
>and no, living here and loving the country does not get you acceptance. there are fifth generation immigrants who are told on a daily basis, go home. if they and their ancestry for generations were born here, then doesn't that make this their home?

Pretty much every white person in America is a fifth generation immigrant.

>> No.210846

The only color most people care about in the USA is green, outside of that you are good to go unless you act ghetto, then that is on your own head.

>> No.210848

>>210840

because its a place full of heathens

>> No.210857

>>210815
>for acceptance as a 'true' american you must be either white or able to pass as.
this
my dad is 100% swiss, but people here thought he was born and raised in the country (like rural areas of the USA)

>> No.210875

You don't need to be born there to be Japanese.

My parents, and everyone in my family was born in Japan. I'm 100% Japanese by blood, and I can speak, read, write it fluently. Japanese is my first language, and I sure as hell look Japanese.

And as for the tiny penis stereotype, mine's 6 inches. I know it's not HUEG but it's around average, which is fine for me. My teeth ARE kind of messed up though (fangs).

>> No.210899

>>210875
I think what matters a lot is where you grew up, and if you know how to behave in japanese society, more than where you was born.

>> No.210906

>>210875
you go to japan, and you'll still be a gaijin

>> No.210915

>>210815

My American senses tell me you're not one of us. WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?!!!

>> No.210935

I'd imagine if you were to live there for a brief time and just kept to yourself like you usually would in whatever place your from.. you shouldn't have too much trouble if any at all. At least nothing far from what might happen in your own country. Act like a moron and expect to be looked upon and treated as one.

>> No.210942

>>210875
Fucking niseis, we don't want you in Japan.

Get back to the shithole you born.

>> No.210948

>>210906
Not really, I'm up to date with its culture (lol internet) and I visit Japan every summer. I even went to school there for a little while. Not once was I considered a gaijin, people just thought it was cool that I lived in America.

As long as you're Japanese by blood (KEY POINT HERE) and are fluent in the language you're Japanese.

>> No.210956

>>210906
Not really, I visit Japan every summer and I even went to school there for a little while. Not once was I considered a gaijin, people just thought it was cool that I lived in America.

As long as you're Japanese by blood (KEY POINT HERE) and are fluent in the language you're Japanese.

>> No.210964

>>210942

Do you have more contempt for Koreans or amerinips?

>> No.210994

>>210956
If you can read well japanese you didn't grow up in America. That's explain everything.

>> No.211009

>>210994
It carries out and is WTF DID YOU JUST SAY?

>> No.211038

USA banned all japanese school?

>> No.211064
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>> No.211089

They appear to have a problem with taggers.

>> No.211096

>>211064
Shitty tagging by emo japs.

>> No.211106

why I don't care.

>> No.211109

>>211064

HIIIIIIIGHWAAAAAAAAY TOOOOOO THEEE DANGEROUS ZONE
RIIIIIIIDE INTOOOO, THE DANGEROUS ZOOOOOOOONE!

>> No.211124

>>211064
It's my life. ABC.

>> No.211130

>>210291
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xCeK0Trz9E0

Sage. We don't need a topic like this every fucking day.

>> No.211142

>>211064

Here I thought they'd be a bit more artistic with the graffiti.

>> No.211155

America: To be an "American" in the eyes of a japanese person, all you need to do is

a) be white

>> No.211159

>>6470585
Domon

>>6470816
Princess Serenity would definitely be more your style, good sir.

>>6470896
Do a Rick Astley cosplay and trick people, please. I need this.

>>6470985
Katniss

>>6471069
Kira Yamato

>>6471124
pleasepleasepleaseplease do Prier.

>>6471153
Fem!Cas would be nice. You seem like you wouldn't be one of those who would wear tiny wings, which is a bit of a peeve of mine despite not caring for SPN.

>>6471176
Gumi!

>>6471225
Titania of Fire Emblem

>>6471285
Kinon

>>6471365
And none for you.

>>6471388
If you pluck those eyebrows, definitely Haku. That isn't meant as a jab, but Haku is effeminate and you could definitely do some crossplay if you take care of your brows. Least, that's what I think.

>>6471416
Dr. Nemesis, pl0x

>>6471490
Kirito seems suitable.

>>6471491
Alucard. It has been a while since I've seen anything Hellsing related.

>>6471497
How about Star Lord?

>>6471573
GENDO

>>6471693
D-did you really... put your name and country in the side? Ah, no suggestions for you if you're not going to suggest. 'tis a courtesy on these threads.

>> No.211166

negative birth rate in japan, they will have no choice but accept foreigners or become poor.

>> No.211169

>>211159
And they would be correct.

>> No.211192

>>211169

Visit the Southwest and get back to me.

>> No.211207

>>211192
The Southwest doesn't count and you know it.

>> No.211225

>>211166
Don't expect too much, weeaboos. The first immigrants they'll let in is Taiwanese, followed by other East Asian countries (Korea would of course get the lowest immigrant quota). They won't want or need non-Asians ruining their gene pool.

>> No.211230

>>211225

More like gene puddle.

>> No.211231

>>211166

A country doesn't generally become poorer by losing population (unless it's something insane like half of Poland being slaughtered in WW2).

>> No.211232

>>211166
>>Japan Times article, Feb 7, 2006, "Twisted legal logic deals rights blow to foreigners", regarding the Steve McGowan Lawsuit. An African-American resident of Kyoto, McGowan, barred entry from an eyeglass store because the owner expressly "does not like blacks", loses his case on technicalities. The judge, citing doubts about McGowan's Japanese language ability, provides legal precedent for future decisions where foreigners' testimony can be discounted or ignored because they are not native speakers.

With things happening like this all the time how do you expect them to integrate at all? Add to the fact that any sort of anti-discrimination laws/rules aren't even enforced in any sense of the word, and that their government have asked the national police to "keep an eye out for foreign-looking individuals" for possibility of criminals.

Politicians with a lot of influence like Tokyo's Governor Ishihara (Probably among the most anti-foreigner when it comes to their policy towards them) will not stand for letting foreigners in.

>> No.211313

america is the human trashbin. also saging a retarded thread.

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