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Ok /jp/, let's pretend that you get all of Yukaris powers.
What do you do?

>> No.2100992

Explore my female body and masturbate furiously.

>> No.2100996

This depends. Have I become Yukari, or do I only have her powers?

My answer hinges on this.

>> No.2101005

>>2100996
Alter border of you and yukari.
Problem solved.

>> No.2101001

>>2100996
Only powers

>> No.2101011

Think with Portals . Eventually , have cake .

>> No.2101006

>>2101001

I make up various borders and manipulate them for comedic effect.

>> No.2101017

>>2100986
Fuck up the border of reality and dream.

>> No.2101022
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>> No.2101024

>>2101017
Also open a portal to hell.

>> No.2101026

>>2101022
EPIC
ARCHIVE THIS SHIT

>> No.2101027

befriend Yukari
kill moonfags

>> No.2101031

Give Ran and Chen a big hug.

>> No.2101032

>>2101022
I bet 34 would like it for a moment.

>> No.2101030

>>2101026

>> No.2101041

I put on my dress and silly hat.

>> No.2101044
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2101044

Fuck around with people, and then commit robberies, spending the money in other parts of the country, or even other countries, so that I don't get caught.

>> No.2101045

>What do you do?

Finally go to Gensokyo ;_;

>> No.2101066

Fly around and randomly troll people.

>> No.2101085

>>2101066
You have a troll airship? That's aweseome.

>> No.2101081

>>2101066
In other words, behave like Yukari would?

>> No.2101118

>>2100986
> let's pretend
HOW ABOUT A GAME OF PRETEND?!

>> No.2101125

>>2101045
And find Mystia
Marry Mystia
Have youkai/human children with her
PROFIT!!

>> No.2101131

>>2101081

Except with slightly less sleeping, and- unfortunately- no Ran.

>>2101085

The world needs troll airships.

>> No.2101163

>>2101085
>>2101131
>troll airship
Its called the Goodyear Blimp

>> No.2101172

>>2101125
And find Mystia
Marry Mystia
Have youkai/human children with her
Enter Yuyuko
BAD END

>> No.2101222
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2101222

I'd touch.
Maybe play some pranks on Tewi.
Tour Gensokyo.

>> No.2101227

>>2101172
And find Mystia
Marry Mystia
Have youkai/human children with her
Enter Yuyuko
Master Spark her from the inside with the power of love
GOOD END

>> No.2101231

>>2101227
Are you Marisa's penis?

>> No.2101233

Turn myself into a loli.

With a dick.

Then suck my own dick.

>> No.2101250

>>2101231
No.
I secretly learned Marisa's spellcard from the period in which love blossomed between me and Mystia.

>> No.2101296

>>2101250
Easily attainable from the safety of my home, using the power of border gaps...

>> No.2101308

Maintain the Hakurei Barrier.

>> No.2101319

gap into the dreams of the girls of gensokyo and mindrape them.

>> No.2102854
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2102854

BURN EVERYTHING!!

>> No.2102935

Troll the world and all its people.

Best. Life. Ever.

>> No.2102937

Am i the only one that will use the power for good? Like stoping all wars etc

>> No.2102946

>>2100986
I've met somebody with Yukari's powers. Interesting fellow, to be sure. Found himself in another dimension and I don't think he's come back to Earth. Might not ever come back. Interesting fellow.

>> No.2102949

>>2100986
rob a bank, become rich.

>> No.2102950

Cheap magic tricks, like pulling coins out from behind people's ears and making that $10 bill disappear. I'm a easily pleased person.

>> No.2102957

>>2102937
AH H AHA HAH A HA HAH A

>> No.2102956

Girls change room/washroom etc.

>> No.2102966

>>2102937
No, I'd do that when I wasn't trolling.

Probably.

>> No.2102968
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>>2102937

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

>> No.2103013

gap a vagina on my hand to make fapping much more enjoyable

>> No.2103097

>>2103013
>gap a vagina on my head to make fapping much more enjoyable

This is what I read when I first saw it.

>> No.2103131

Fuck myself up the ass.

>> No.2103137

If you insert your penis in your vagina-hands, does that mean you're not a virgin anymore?

>> No.2103148

I would either molest women or give myself a blowjob.

>> No.2103165

Go to Gensokyo, find the real Yukari, attempt proposal.

...Stupid Yukari crush. ;.;

>> No.2103181

You guys know it's not hard to develop abilities like this, right? Just can't use them in this universe. Got to head to the next one over, or the nearest one that allows breaking the local laws of physics. Not too hard considering you're going to leave this universe eventually anyway.

>> No.2103386

>>2103181

wat

>> No.2103410

>>2100986
Port large sharks into peoples homes while they are having dinner

>> No.2103624
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2103624

I would put on Lady Yukari's clothes and go for a romp with Ran and Chen. Then after that I'd go visit Keine and get fucked nice and hard by were-hakutaku dick AND ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT.

Don't judge me, Anonymous. You, too, would let Keine slide her throbbing girlhood between your lips, pumping it back and forth until her creamy seed filled your mouth...

>> No.2103628

>>2103624
>You, too, would let Keine slide her throbbing girlhood between your lips, pumping it back and forth until her creamy seed filled your mouth...
Great, now I have to fap.

>> No.2103636
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>>2103628
>>2103628

Welcome to the club. No one can resist Keine.

Of course, Keine-cock is not for everybody. But then, some people just don't know what's really good for them.

>> No.2103715

>>2103636
I would not want Keine's dick in me. However, I would not mind my dick in her. Or Hong Meiling. Mmm...Meiling.

>> No.2103764
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>>2100986

Create The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo and becoming king of the world.

>> No.2103803

>>2103764

BRRRRRRROOOOTHER!

It's been TOO LONG!

>> No.2103833
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>>2103803

TOO LOOOOOONG for what??

>> No.2103834

>>2103636

You mean one can be CAVED thrice as efficiently? Totally mind-boggling.

>> No.2103835
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2103835

Use Gensokyo as my army to take over the world and create a new order.
All those that ally with me will be spared. All those that oppose me will be obliterated with mass armies that had suddenly been teleported into their capitals.
And if I was in Yukari's body, I would masturbate the entire time while doing it.

>> No.2103850

>>2103835
I shall join your fake breast special force.

>> No.2103856

I guess I'd spend a lot of time thinking up various borders to manipulate.

Oh, and I'd get me a shikigami so that I could lounge around and think at my leisure. Maybe one of the mice in my walls...

>> No.2103858
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2103858

Use my powers to prevent anyone from trying to take over the world and establishing a new world order.

>> No.2103875
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>>2101172
>And find Mystia
>Marry Mystia
>Have youkai/human children with her
>Enter Yuyuko
>BAD END

I'd enter Yuyuko.

>> No.2103880

>>2103875
I'd master spark her and achieve GOOD ENDING.

>> No.2103886

Create a gap from the sun to create the most powerful fission reactor, be a Dr Manhattan

>> No.2103890
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>>2103858
THEN WE SHALL BE ENEMIES WITH THE SAME POWERS

>> No.2103900

>>2103886
Yukari can't even gap as far as the moon though.
You'll have to resort to creative use of boundaries.

>> No.2103911
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>>2103890
Isnt your power getting your ass kicked by spies?

>> No.2103916
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>>2103911
YOU SHALL BE THE FIRST ONE TO FALL

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>>2103916

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>>2103890

See you on the battlefield.

>> No.2103953

>>2102935
I like you.

>> No.2103955

Take it easy.

>> No.2103980

>>2103916
HEHEHEH BOOTIES

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