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She wakes you up in the middle of the night and asks to sleep with you. What do you do?

>> No.20964734

oh hi remi

>> No.20964739

>>20964726
Stop making so many damn template threads you damn crossie. I don't give a shit how old your filenames are, your posting is literal shit.
put some fucking effort into your posts that exceeds inserting words into a prewritten, overused phrase for the sake of making a thread that 9/10 times will slide to page 11 or fucking get raped off the side of /jp/ by meido.

Nothing.
I pull my fucking desert eagle from under my pillow and I blast her fucking brains out. Nobody trespasses onto my property and wakes me up minutes after I stop posting and decide to go to sleep.

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>> No.20965819

>>20964739
Looks like an honest question to me dawg.
>>20964726
I'd tell her she needs to take a shower first, and ask if I can take one with her.

>> No.20965922

>>20964726
I tell her to fuck off because I don't want my bed sheets covered in someone's blood

>> No.20968119

>>20964739
Fucking this.

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