/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How do I prove I’m not a secondary?

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if i have played a fair amount of the games but am still not good enough to 1cc, have i still graduated from secondary? or do i need to have gotten at least 1cc?

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>>20954572
No one actually got 1cc in these games. You got tricked into playing touhou by people who understand that 2hu is about fapping to the characters (aka primaries)

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>>20954554
Play through each game minus the fighting ones and fanworks. Start with PC-98 and then go to Windows. Git gud son.

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>>20954612
I thought I had to fap to the manga

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>>20954572
Just read the mangas. Your primary/secondary status doesn't depend as much on your game playing than your knowledge of Gensokyo. Time to hit the books!

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>>20954554
You can't. There's been at least a whole decade of sperging out about who's primary and who's not without any sort of concrete definition.

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>>20954554
Cutest abomination.
I want to kill it

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Note: this thread is made and populated by seething secondaries who desperately want to (((correct the record))) and make it seem as if primary has no definition when it does

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You're gonna get made fun of on an anonymous imageboard for being a newfag secondary!!

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1. Consume the official games and manga.
2. Subsume your status as a Touhou fan into being an integral part of your identity and personality.
3. Become Touhou.
Alas, some poor souls are still stuck on phase two. Ah, how the heavens hate them yet, that they canst not go mad.

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>>20954554
Primary: wants to mating press the fairies
Secondary: doesn't want to mating press the fairies

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>>20954612
I've 1cc'd every game on lunatic loser, get bent

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>>20955646
>meme brackets
the self-proclaimed primary just outed himself as cancer

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>>20954554
if you have to "prove" you're not a secondary, you're a secondary

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>>20957020
Who are you quoting?

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>>20957113
you the nigger incel

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>>20954554
By realizing the people often calling others out for it are just as bad, if not objectively worse

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>>20954554
If you hate cockroaches, then you're just as bad as cockroaches if not even worse.

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>>20957628
>being this booty blasted, if you don't know how to just ignore and move on. You would not survive a visit to Reitaisai or Akihabara for the most part without just being mad the whole time

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>>20957628
>being this booty blasted,
if you don't know how to just ignore and move on. You would not survive a visit to Reitaisai or Akihabara for the most part without just being mad the whole time

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>>20957646
Who are you quoting?

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>>20957655
Who are YOU quoting?














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>>20957655
>>20957020
Who are you quoting?

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>>20956941
But by that definition, there aren't any secondaries.

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Reminder that you are not allowed to masturbate to any 2hu you can't beat on Lunatic/Extra.

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>>20955646
>as if primary has no definition when it does
Well, what is it then? And before you say "just play the games", no, that's not a clear fucking definition and you know it.

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>>20957741
shit ive only done hard mode on every windows 2hu

and ive fapped to ALL OF THEM

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>>20954773
>You can't. There's been at least a whole decade of sperging out about who's primary and who's not without any sort of concrete definition.

That's how sectarian religious violence started, now we bicker about who is heretical against the badly drawn lolis from the old homebrew kusoges.

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>>20957741
Does it count if I use continues?

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>>20957741
Thank god the first stage bosses are the cutest in each game, then!

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>>20957741
Whelp considering I did EOSD and MOF, as well as the foightan games, i'm pretty much set anyways.

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>>20957741
this is discrimination against hag lovers

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>>20954554
If you get riled up over being called a secondary it's already too late.

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>>20954554
Call other anons secondaries