What the FUCK was her problem?

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Anonymous Fri Mar 1 00:59:23 2019 No.20916674 [Reply] [Original]

What the FUCK was her problem?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 01:16:25 2019 No.20916714 sakuya has always been the edgiest touhou

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 01:20:12 2019 No.20916729 sakuya has always been the best touhou

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 01:32:47 2019 No.20916769 File: 373 KB, 1389x2095, seija the edgy hedgehog 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20916714 >sakuya has always been the edgiest touhou ummm wrong sweaty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 01:36:22 2019 No.20916778 >>20916674 sakuya has always been the worst touhou

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 01:39:40 2019 No.20916790 Top ten cringiest touhous Number 1 sakuya

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 02:02:12 2019 No.20916852 >>20916790 This is not facebook.

Anonymous Fri Mar 1 02:22:02 2019 No.20916899

>>20916674
Sakuya saying she's an atheist in response to Reimu has always just been a straight-faced joke at Reimu's expense. In this instance she's playing dumb for the sake of the pun of "spiriting away" being literally "god hiding". It doesn't mean anything above being a Sakuya joke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 04:02:00 2019 No.20917128 >>20916674 Takes a special kind of autism to be atheist in gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 05:06:18 2019 No.20917278 >>20916790 Number 2 sakuya izayoi

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 05:17:39 2019 No.20917313 >>20916899 Sakuya is on the autism spectrum, she can't do jokes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 05:20:08 2019 No.20917319 tips headdress m'ojou-sama

Anonymous Fri Mar 1 05:22:06 2019 No.20917324
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She lost her faith in the gods after her chest failed to grow and she was left flat as a board for the rest of her life. Now she spends her days bullying other less fortunate like womanlets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 05:32:52 2019 No.20917365 File: 202 KB, 862x644, 1529828084109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20916674 She's rebelling since she's mad her mom won't recognize her as her daughter and is instead taking care of some moon hikki for eternity

Anonymous Fri Mar 1 07:29:25 2019 No.20917741
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>>20917365
Sakuya has some major mommy issues. That combined with the fact that her mom is stacked and she is flat has caused her to fetishize large breasts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 08:03:50 2019 No.20917829 >>20916674 Gensokyo "gods" are selfish assholes, she's in the right

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 08:11:46 2019 No.20917854 File: 668 KB, 768x1110, 1421799607054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20917829 Gensokyo has some of the nicest gods out there like Hina, the Aki sisters and Sanae.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 10:02:42 2019 No.20918347 >>20917313 >>20916899 You all forget that Sakuya can joke and have fun too. She's human. She has emotions. She isn't stoic all the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 10:42:12 2019 No.20918578 File: 587 KB, 1500x1170, 1550238828710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sakuya is cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:24:02 2019 No.20919454 File: 232 KB, 701x637, Savage_Sakuya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20918347 People tend to forget that 2hu's keep bantering and making jokes all the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:30:57 2019 No.20919501 >>20919454 Wait a minute, does Sakuya do this in game dialogues as well?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:52:32 2019 No.20919632 File: 26 KB, 1343x439, Sakuya_dork.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20919501 She can be quite a bit of a dork in the in game dialogues. The IN dialogues with Remi is a blast to read.

Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:58:36 2019 No.20919665
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>>20919632
Fifth stage bosses tend to be dorks more often than bosses of other stages. Yumeko and Sakuya were the original dorkhus after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 16:43:43 2019 No.20920407 >>20916674 She's european, and accordingly doesn't view the weak shit Gensokyo has as actual gods. Just pretentious supernatural creatures.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 17:12:39 2019 No.20920571 >>20920407 This, any "God" that gets their ass kicked by two little girls wearing Halloween costumes is just a heretical charlatan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 17:45:32 2019 No.20920764 File: 1.98 MB, 1083x1495, snek snack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20920571 >>20920407 Thats just like your opinions my dudes, Remilia can get rekt by Kanako any day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 17:51:31 2019 No.20920796 Sakuya just likes to banter and fuck with Reimu. Same reason she tells her that her time stop is just moving really fast. She just wants Reimu to leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 18:05:44 2019 No.20920853 >>20919632 I feel like that last part pissed Kagerou off. She probably frowned in anguish and sadness of defeat like a teary eyed child or the tears of betrayal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 21:10:35 2019 No.20921607 >>20916674 ZUN had to put an atheist sooner or later.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 21:15:06 2019 No.20921626 >>20920407 >>20920571 Worst fan headcanon I've seen in a while.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 21:22:30 2019 No.20921651 >>20918347 Why are you quoting me when I said this was a joke that people don't seem to acknowledge >>20920407 this is one of the worst interpretations of "haha sakuya atheist" ever

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 22:05:45 2019 No.20921836 >>20916674 Most people tend to forget that Sakuya "open a window in space" is actually relatively young and inexperienced in spite of her demeanor. It's largely an act.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 22:13:30 2019 No.20921862 >>20917313 The fuck? She makes dorky jokes all the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 22:55:04 2019 No.20922042 How can you be an atheist in a world where gods walk and cast miracles in a plain sight and you can even tap that goddess cunny any time you want via prayer? Doesn't make any fucking sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 22:57:59 2019 No.20922060 >>20922042 well she isn't, so that answers that

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 23:05:53 2019 No.20922110 File: 19 KB, 1285x343, Reymoo murderer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20922042 Considering the fact that everyone and their mother is a god in Gensokyo I would also be skeptical to call them gods.

Anonymous Fri Mar 1 23:43:00 2019 No.20922261

>>20922042
It was literally a joke made by Sakuya. People always pull this one panel put of context. Read the manga, people. When she said she was an athiest she meant that she doesn't put her faith into the gods, not that they don't exist.
>>20922110
Wrong. There's only a few gods in Gensokyo, so few you can count them on both your hands. Get your facts straight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 00:59:40 2019 No.20922507 >>20921651 You are an unrelated quote. It is a 1 see 2 in unwritten form. It is as simple as 1 2opposition unrelated shit to the two above or another perspective to add.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 01:15:50 2019 No.20922579 File: 401 KB, 566x800, __izayoi_sakuya_touhou_drawn_by_imizu_nitro_unknown__54ce7e6ca057a0425cee558de585ab3e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20916674 Sakuya still has PTSD.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 13:11:41 2019 No.20925102 >>20922579 That's not Reisen though The Lnar Wr scarred cute little Reisen for life!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 16:40:36 2019 No.20926265 File: 167 KB, 1402x1613, 548d2de29f93b3ed36185e9aea314806.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love my elegant wife Sakuya.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 16:46:44 2019 No.20926306 >>20916674 she can't git gud https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxWapITr7QI

Anonymous Sat Mar 2 16:54:44 2019 No.20926358

>>20921626
>>20921651
Why? The japanese idea of a god is very different from the european idea of a god. Kanako is weak shit compared to YHVH or Allah. It would make sense for somebody like Sakuya, who was raised with a very specific idea of what a god is, to not view them as gods.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 16:55:46 2019 No.20926364 >>20920796 >She just wants Reimu to leave. Understandable motive.

Anonymous Sat Mar 2 16:57:06 2019 No.20926375

>>20922042
Well, even ignoring my own theory about Sakuya being european. Not worshiping gods is literally the most efficient way of killing them. Somebody who serves a vampire, who do have a pretty big problem dealing with faith, would have a pretty good reason to want most gods dead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 17:51:56 2019 No.20926652 >>20916790 lol jannies are faggots why did this get deleted it was just saying top then crigniest touhoud number 1 sakuya fuck u jannies kys

Anonymous Sat Mar 2 19:09:53 2019 No.20927103

>>20926652
>why did this get deleted
Meido's decision.
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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 19:20:41 2019 No.20927185 >>20926358 I agree with this view. I would say that even if she is truly atheist, she would still be culturally Christian.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 19:24:32 2019 No.20927202 >>20927185 >>20926358 Nice headcanons dudes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 19:48:41 2019 No.20927297 >>20916674 If she's actually Konosakuyahime in some form this is actually a joke about depression.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 20:02:26 2019 No.20927364 >>20927202 No fucking shit it's a headcanon. Even Sakuya being from Europe is mere speculation. I still think it's a good headcanon though, considering what we do know about her character.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 20:06:07 2019 No.20927391 >>20927364 Remilia thinks it's weird that Sakuya has been with her for as long as she has and Sakuya's time powers are natural, not learned. That enough should tell you she's probably not human or at least no fully human.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 21:09:48 2019 No.20927660 >>20927391 Have you considered that Sakuya being immortal and Sakuya having time powers might be, you know, linked. Like, considering how much time she stops on a daily basis. It's quite likely she fucked up her own aging beyond the point of repair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 21:22:57 2019 No.20927712 >>20927103 I didnt post the original I found it funny And I've been using jp for longer than you've been here I bet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 22:06:50 2019 No.20927902 >>20922507 If you don't say this anywhere in your post it's typically implied you're replying to both as a group. Usually for what you intended you'd write something like quote, see other quote. But alright, I see.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 01:35:31 2019 No.20928769 >>20927103 trying too hard

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 10:27:09 2019 No.20930501 Its all the work of the lunar dial. Also Kanako could beat YHVH and Allah solo ez.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 14:18:47 2019 No.20931640 File: 274 KB, 712x712, 1528018455338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20917741 Instead of being envious, she should just claim them for herself. Her mom owes her that much.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 14:44:40 2019 No.20931793 >>20918347 Fuck off Meiling

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 22:42:03 2019 No.20934421 >>20931640 She just wants some of mommy's milkies.

Anonymous Sun Mar 3 23:23:29 2019 No.20934573 [SPOILER]

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>>20931640
>>20934421
>Eirin is suddenly Sakuya's mom
>head canon the thread

Sakuya's actually quite resourceful though.
I don't think she'd need to go so far out of her way just to bother Eirin, especially when she already has her own babies at home to feed.

Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:10:49 2019 No.20939913
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>>20919665
Almost all stage five bosses are dorks.
Sakuya is a bit of dork
Youmu is a huge dork
Reisen is a dork.
Sanae is a dork
Shou is a bit of a dork
Futo is almost as big of a dork as Youmu.
Seija is Seija, but Shimmy is a dork.
Clappy is a dork like all fairies.
Mai and Satono actually seem to not be dorks.

Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:45:41 2019 No.20940103
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>>20939913
Seems pretty accurate, but when compared to the rest, Sakuya's the only one to actually pull off being cool in spite of being a bit of a dork.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 22:46:59 2019 No.20940928 >>20939913 >Mai and Satono actually seem to not be dorks Not without those hats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 22:50:10 2019 No.20940943 >>20939913 >Mai and Satono actually seem to not be dorks Not with those hats.

Anonymous Mon Mar 4 23:50:46 2019 No.20941154
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>>20916674
Unlike all the illiterate superstitious plebs that populate Gensokyo, Sakuya is intelligent enough to see that the "Gods" living there like Yasaka "smelly" Kanakp and Suwako are false, they are just powerful Youkai in a power trip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 00:00:02 2019 No.20941186 >>20940613 I feel like making another one but I can't find anything worth doing it to that would have use.

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