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>> No.20880725

Two pimps

>> No.20880812
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>>20880607
Because like all high school girls Sanae is addicted to bbc and cocks in general

>> No.20881189

She is not.

>> No.20881201

>>20881189
She is

>> No.20881209

>>20881201
not.

>> No.20881213

>>20880812
What's wrong with watching news on TV?

>> No.20882006

>>20880607
Dropped out of High School
Ran away from home
Wandered into Gensokyo somehow and started sucking dicks because nobody said she couldn't be a huge slut.

>> No.20882094

It's a miracle she hasn't drowned in semen yet.

>> No.20882106

>>20880607
go to bed sakuya san

>> No.20884464

>>20882094
Sanae has a veteran membership in the Children of the Trough club

>> No.20884472

>>20884464
What's even the point of going through that if she wouldn't know who the father is even if she got pregnant the conventional way?

>> No.20884476

>>20884472
For the cum baths

>> No.20884775

>>20884476
if you're gonna be weird and toxic you should just go to /v/

>> No.20885256
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Bad parenting.

>> No.20885473

>>20885256
But Suwako is her great-grandmother/ grandmother??

>> No.20886150

>>20880607
She was just born that way.

>> No.20886983

Sanae may as well be a big blob of semen at this point.

>> No.20887092

>>20886983
Sanae is a monstergirl!?

>> No.20887155

sanny a shit

>> No.20887242

Sanae reminds me of myself. I love cocks!

>> No.20887302

>>20887242
eww, a fag.
shoo shoo. get outta here. this is slut territory, not faggot territory!

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>>20887302
He doesn't know

>> No.20887708

>>20887480
>He doesn't know
*posts an image long ago saved*

You ain't smart are ya?

>> No.20887815
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>>20887708
I'm just implying /jp/ has always been a faggot board

>> No.20887829

>>20887815
>>he doesn't know
>implying
You walked into that one dude.
Get smoked faggyposter.

>> No.20887842

>>20887708
>>20887829
quote

>> No.20887845
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>>20887829
The fact doesn't change

>> No.20887851

>>20887845
But the era does.

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>>20887851
But it doesn't

>> No.20887894

>>20887891
false.

>> No.20888208
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Sanae practicing

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>> No.20889125

Okay. The following is a little song or poem or whatever the fuck you want to call it- for Gensokyo's one and only---drumroll please
Biggest SLUT! SANA-E~~~~ KOCHIYA!!~~~~~W(`0`)W
Now /jp/ NEETs aren't girls, so you won't be getting that absolutely angelic view from below the stadium like you did with the lovely Prisimriver sisters but It'll be entertaining nonetheless, but that's enough chitchat

Take it away!

Ooooooooh Sa-na-e~
Oh how you make the dicks of
Many rise strongly~!
I wouldn't touch you~ for you're-
A fil-thy slut~~~!

Say what you wish about pur-(pure)
-ity fags~ but
They choose what's best for their fu-
-ture children---(^○^) San'
-------------
You're just a slut---
The children of /jp/ NEETS
Deserve better than-
A whore that has been fucked by
More men than she
Can count on six hands alone-----(*^^*)

/jp/ NEET de-
-fend ants should have a mother
That hasn't been filled
With more than one uniqe male
Dick- but fairies
Are the onaholes of Gen-
-sokyo ne?*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*
--------------
You try to blame----
Cute girls like Sakuyan and
Yuu-ka-chaaaan~~~~ but
It is all you trying to
Cover up your
slut-tish crimes but
You can not hurt those two
With simple words

Lie all you want~~~
But know this-- you can not run
From your slut-tish times
The villagers
Coming all over you- your
Tits, thighs, ass, and
Face-- the Mountains of Pleasure
Of cum-ming in-
-side, that you provided for
The unfortun-
-ate anons destined for the
Wizard curse which
Is a crime and a blessing
For those who e-
-scaped its terrible horrors---Σ(・□・;)Anon1-Age:29 Σ(・□・;)Anon2-Age:29 Σ(・□・;)!!!Anon3-Age:29

Sorry Sanae, but you wouldn't make a great parent. Not with those sultry and dark actions on your behavior record.
*throws mic into crowd*
--------
Thank you-
Thank you-
Thank you-
Thank you Sanae Kochiya for being the huge cumguzzling slut who fucks all night we know you to be.
*applause*
*bows*
*walks off stage in the opposite direction towards the door of Sanae who is blushing furiously while sucking some dudes dick under the table*
*right as you look back towards the stage, you can hear someone very loudly slap Sanae on the butt*
It might be nice to have a few thousand rounds fucking Sanae but think. Do you really want to cum all over her tits after she sucks you off or cumming inside of her well used and surprisingly tight cunny until you realize she's on birth control and if you wnat to her to have your kids, you'll have to worry about the another smegma cell remaining from the last faggots dick that entered her nether region- or rather cum inside her usually clean anus?
Nothing good will come of it. You'll go back to being you, and she'll go back to being who she is. But that can't be possible. She's fucking 24/7.
Some like to defend her sluttish actions but hey, your delusions, not mine.
I don't know why you're mad. Act like a slut and you will be seen and treated as one. Actions don't magically disappear. Once a slut, always a slut.
*leaves building and flies home to find fairies sleeping on the couch*
Locks work people. Keep a lock on your bedroom door. When you're playing video games. It's even better when the power switch is in your room so you can play as long as you want.
Be sure to change the door and locks too so it can't be axed to death.
Remember, fairies are generally weak. Make your doors and windows hard to open.
The harder it is for fairies to get in, the better. That wa, they're less likely to walk in, take your shit, leave or fuck everything up and run off into the bushes to stalk you.
I sometimes let Fairies in to play multiplayer if they're watching through the windows, I just tell them to leave when finished. They're really polite. More polite than you think, but they can be real assholes to boot. Luckily enough the fairies I meet are well behaved and become kickass players after a short while.
If you can fly, Danmaku is a good game choice. But the fairy might.. Let's not think about that.
Take it easy /jp/. *see you space cowboy pose*

>> No.20889156

>>20889044
*knifed*

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>>20889156

>> No.20889319
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>>20889125
A for effort, but Sanae is not a slut.

>> No.20890039

>>20889125
I didn't think anyone would have saved this.
It's only now I realize how big of a post this is. Holy fuck.
The stars are still missing

>> No.20892894

Sanar has 3 threads

>> No.20892925

>>20892894
as many threads as she has cocks currently in her

>> No.20895182

>>20892925
One for each hole and negative rankings.

>> No.20900352

is it possible to rape sanae

>> No.20900471

>>20900352
Yes, if you're a virgin.

>> No.20903056

>>20880607
She loves shotas too much.

>> No.20905749

>>20900352
The tough one would be trying to make it count as rape since she always enjoy it

>> No.20905880

>>20880812
Sanaefags are not only fans of a nonexistent fanon-fueled distortion of a character, but are also cuckolds too? What is it about her that attracts such scum?

>> No.20907746

Sanae take the bbc for breakfast

>> No.20909544

>>20905880
Sluts have huge appeal but nobody makes advances towards them because they know it isn't worth it and there are better girls to waifu.

>> No.20909568

>>20880607
Sanae likes to get abortions just for fun.

>> No.20909580

>>20909568
breddy dark dude.
I thought she was hated enough by the women in the village to be sacked on sight but that, that's something else dude.

>> No.20909602

>>20909580
The villagers are superstitious and ignorant, so Sanae placates them with the help of her heretical fake god pals.

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>>20909602
i want Sanae to placate me

>> No.20913766

>>20909568
No need for abortions if she only mates with underaged boys.

>> No.20913780

>>20913766
She mates with anything that has a penis.

>> No.20913803

>>20913780
Even Miko?

>> No.20916050

>>20913803
Miko does not have one.

>> No.20916055

She just can beat the cock well. She is trained against it

>> No.20920700

>>20916055
She can make it cry but it doesn't mean she's superior.
Bullying the dick is a crime. Giving it infections through her semen filled holes is an even bigger crime.

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>>20916050
Actually, she does

>> No.20925063

>>20913780
This
>>20913766
Shota a shit.

>> No.20929490

>>20925063
You must be homosexual.

>> No.20931272

>>20929490
no u.

Shota a shit.

>> No.20933418

>>20923266
lewd

>> No.20935421

>>20885256
> "Sanae, your granny doesn't have sex. She FUCKS"

>> No.20935438

>>20935421
Who are you quoting?

>> No.20935480

>>20935438
I'm quoting Suwako.

>> No.20942847

mimicking your mom

>> No.20942907

>>20913780
Anything~?

>> No.20943113

ass twice

>> No.20947255

She's female and she breathes.

>> No.20947419

It's been a DECADE since Touhou Seirensen came out and Sakuyafags are still buttfrustrated about Sanae being a playable character there instead of Sakuya, hence why the "Sanae is a slut xd" meme is still alive.

I'm not complaining though, I like lewd Sanae art.

>> No.20947432

>>20905880
Don't group slutfags and Sanaefags together. Neither party likes it.

>> No.20948797

>>20947419

Sanaetards worship a slut, Sakuyatards worship a lesbian pedophile.

>> No.20949019

>>20948797
>Sakuyatards worship a lesbian pedophile.
Not canon.

Sakuya is a murderer though.

>> No.20949032

>>20949019
More cannon than Sanny being a slut.

>> No.20951823

>>20947419
>Sakuyafags
Literally disproven.
Stop shitposting, Sanae. You're supposed to be servicing people right around now.

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Make love, not slutposts

>> No.20953357

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=kGWvSFSyW1w

>> No.20953973

>>20948797
M'lady is 500 years old.

>> No.20955039

>>20953973
Tell that to the judge, Sakuya

>> No.20955474

>>20880607
it is what it should be

>> No.20959125

She just is.

>> No.20959663

>>20880607
sorry thats my fault i mind breaked her

>> No.20962850

>>20959663
I think you fed her too much semen.
Moderation is key when dealing with Sanae. but it is a curse as well as she will randomly show up and cling to you begging for cum word for word
that or she'll show up right under your covers when you think you'll get a good night's sleep
heck, she doesn't even leave in the morning and practically pushes it out, showing what little meaning other competition holds. She's horrible. Especially if you have a waifu.
Of course, she'll do this even if you've never fucked her before.

>> No.20963706

>>20880607
why do you question a slut being a slut.

>> No.20966657

>>20943113
gay

>> No.20967299

>>20966657
I don't want to but I have to agree.
It's not specified if ass is female or not.

>> No.20971671

>>20948797
I would marry both honestly.

>> No.20971932

>>20971671
I already did.

>> No.20978174

>>20963706
This.

>> No.20983788

sane

>> No.20985581

How many gallons of cum can Sanae milk in a day? What is her record?

>> No.20985618

>>20985581
I can't count that high

>> No.20985735

>>20985581
tree fiddy +1

>> No.20989498

Sanae is a slut is a slut is a slut is a slut. This is the second true and infallible law of the reality we reside in.

>> No.20992484

>>20985581
10 million gallons in one day on average. 50 mil is her record

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>>20923266
Just because a 2hu looks exceptionally handsome in a suit doesn't mean they have a penis

>> No.20996827

>>20996379
no but it has potential to create dykes.

>> No.20996839

>>20996827
We already know all of the female cast munches carpet. It's a question of who also drinks protein shakes as well.

>> No.20999888

>>20989498
What makes you think we reside in the same reality as you?

>> No.20999898

>>20999888
Who is we you loser.
Sanae is a slut.

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>>20880607
Why is Sakuya a slut?

>> No.21000024

>>20905880
ehh. cuck is too harsh a term. Sanae is shared across everyone. I doubt anybody is being cucked.

>> No.21001368

>>20880607
Eternal Sluthu - Sanae

>> No.21001754

>>20887242
What do you love about them?

>> No.21002325

>>21001754
Anon. In what world did you think it was a good idea to ask a literal faggot that question. Who cares! Its a faggot!

>> No.21002338

>>21002325
Go LARP someone else

>> No.21006217

>>20887242
I love cocks too!

>> No.21006257

>>21006217
Pervert!

>> No.21006282

>>21006217
Boys shouldn't love other boys.

>> No.21006473

>>21006217
Why do you love cocks?

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>> No.21011321

What is it about Sanae that attracts degenerates?

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>>21011321
The hair and miko outfit.

>> No.21011554

>>21011321
Any character that gets called a slut enough invariably attracts real life sluts to them because they identify, I guess.

>> No.21011939

>>21006282
Boyhus are protected /jp/ heritage.

>> No.21014512

>>21011554
I haven’t seen people project into Sanae until this thread.

>> No.21017158

I want a Sanae to suck me off!

>> No.21017564

Why is jp so full of porn?

Was jp always so full of porn?

>> No.21017759

>>21017564
Because we're the horniest board.
At least we don't do nofap and get testicular cancer, lmao.

>> No.21017780

>>21017564
>Why is jp so full of porn?
>
>Was jp always so full of porn?
What fucking alternate reality you coming from? I literally got a 1 MONTH GLOBAL BAN for posting a slightly lewd Seija pic not long ago.

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>> No.21021496

>>21021486
death by sex and money

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>>21021496
Don't say that! She's just taking a nap...

>> No.21021508

>>21021486
Where are the gallons of semen spewing out of her loose cunt?
And I thought Sanny didn't charge.

>> No.21021513

>>21021508
Maybe she scooped it up into her mouth before passing out.
This was a fundraiser event for the shrine.

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Well obviously shes got the lure of sex so thats why shes a slut. people cant resist those tittys and ass

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>>21021514
Let's post some.

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>>21021518
okay sure

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>>21021522

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>>21021527

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>>21021536
I have so many, she's just so lewdable.

>> No.21021595

>>20880812
Sanae hasn't been a highschool girl in years, though. She's over the legal drinking age.

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>>21021595
Old habits don't die hard, as they say.

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>> No.21021675
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I wanna fall in love with sanae san!

>> No.21021678

>>21017780
You should post it again anon I won't report you I promise.

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>> No.21021731

>>21021678
Neither will I.

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>> No.21027195

slut

>> No.21031153

>>21021675
You must be a shota.

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