Which touhou would you marry?

File: 22 KB, 260x352, ys-sakuya-oy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Which touhou would you marry? Anonymous Wed Feb 20 21:32:33 2019 No.20869621 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 21:34:59 2019 No.20869639 >>20869621 Only one: Komachi

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 21:36:22 2019 No.20869650 Doremy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 21:39:38 2019 No.20869667 File: 33 KB, 600x600, boogie.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20869621 Ran.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 21:43:36 2019 No.20869698 I would totally not marry Seija.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 21:48:02 2019 No.20869727 File: 559 KB, 725x1015, 1549175832684.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd make Eirin my motherwife.

Anonymous Wed Feb 20 22:03:28 2019 No.20869793
File: 60 KB, 340x305, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>20869621
In all honesty, I would marry Sakuya all 10 times out of all 10 possibilities if she ever lightened up a bit in her devotion to Remimimi. For a /jp/sie, Reimu would be the universal safe bet since you're a /jp/sie but in the end, /jp/ would probably end up marrying human or Alice for a relatively above average grade girl when considering all others.

I would marry Sakuya! After all, her smile brings me joy!
I'm sure she knows how to have fun every once in a while!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 22:19:16 2019 No.20869883 File: 1.06 MB, 600x816, f178dcd24a57bd05a7d9e627fbae543c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sanae Kotiya

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 22:46:04 2019 No.20869981 File: 268 KB, 1562x1120, 02fff227c60e73dcc390b94438f78d2b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] been married to okuu for a decade now

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 01:28:14 2019 No.20870537 >>20869621 None of them. Garbage like me don't deserve to get married.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 04:07:47 2019 No.20870994 File: 3.98 MB, 2480x3508, v.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am already married to kanako

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 04:17:29 2019 No.20871010 >>20869793 Exactly.

Anonymous Thu Feb 21 16:11:03 2019 No.20873656

>>20869793
>For a /jp/sie, Reimu would be the universal safe bet since you're a /jp/sie
Why would being on /jp/ make Reimu a safe bet? She's still a selfish bitch with no redeemable traits.

Actually, you know what, I take back what I said. She is perfect for almost everybody on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 16:13:59 2019 No.20873669 Mokou. Also Sakuya or Meiling. But only if they stop working for that bat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 16:17:42 2019 No.20873678 >>20870994 Proofs on that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 16:25:59 2019 No.20873701 File: 134 KB, 850x1070, 2BD05E4A-5D3B-46DD-B6DD-0C9A1A4AE471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is Junko. She is my wife and I absolutely LOVE her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 16:26:40 2019 No.20873704 >>20873701 Enjoy your miscarridge

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 16:36:32 2019 No.20873725 File: 239 KB, 1140x1595, 1525587324993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my girlfriend Youmu

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 16:39:08 2019 No.20873733 I'll marry Ran and I will be Chen's step dad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 16:39:55 2019 No.20873736 >>20869793 what chapter was that snippet from again

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 16:55:30 2019 No.20873786 >>20869621 You're imouto

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 17:21:53 2019 No.20873893 File: 585 KB, 992x758, 8714c80b20e37fab34d372696d2df787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sanae

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 19:44:23 2019 No.20874484 File: 876 KB, 700x989, __kurodani_yamame_touhou_drawn_by_fun_bo__ca1d3999321ca63ec37c30f6c6c8cb80.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 19:45:30 2019 No.20874486 >>20874484 Aren’t you scared of a spider, anon??

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 19:59:44 2019 No.20874537 >>20874486 Burns down house Nope. Haha. Who would be afraid of a fir-I mean spider? Dodges falling burning debris

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 20:01:36 2019 No.20874546 File: 767 KB, 744x1052, __kurodani_yamame_touhou_drawn_by_asameshi__1170a9fd8b08c5aa8da3b6301a5749f2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20874486 No arachophobia is stopping me from get married anon

Anonymous Thu Feb 21 20:06:45 2019 No.20874567

>>20869621
This is a much more difficult question than the classic dilemma "which 2hu wud u fuk?"
The answer is still Hecatia.

>>20870994
Good taste.

>>20873704
Junko will give birth just fine, it's the chance of a very late term abortion that's an issue.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 20:53:50 2019 No.20874741 File: 1.39 MB, 985x1394, 0adc003375911d61df28ec57046c8d18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 20:55:19 2019 No.20874751 >>20869727 NOOOO! Eirin is MY paizuri wife!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 21:10:00 2019 No.20874819 >>20869621 Any 2hu at this point tbqh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 21:16:42 2019 No.20874848 >>20874819 You get Ben Ben.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 21:48:13 2019 No.20875021 >>20874848 That's alright.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 21:57:28 2019 No.20875075 >>20869621 nice pads Saku--- knifed

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 22:03:14 2019 No.20875109 >>20875075 Nice old post, I can smell that sakuya did keep you in a time lock

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 22:08:27 2019 No.20875123 >>20875109 Shitposting is still shitposting no matter how old.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 22:08:27 2019 No.20875124 File: 1.10 MB, 2891x4092, wedding outfit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20869621 I am married to Momiji I love her so much!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 01:32:05 2019 No.20875886 >>20875123 >implying sakuya doesn't use p

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 03:22:13 2019 No.20876242 shion just fuck my shit up

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 03:38:40 2019 No.20876305 >>20874848 Wrong. He gets Yatsuhashi, the true panhu.

Anonymous Fri Feb 22 03:41:43 2019 No.20876322

>>20869621
>>20869793

I'm not even a Sakuyafag and I can see she'd be the perfect wife.
-not immortal, so you'll both grow old together
-not a human-eating demon beast like 90% of the 2hus
-cleanest girl easily
-very hard-working
-very useful power that could save you in a pinch
-no mental issues, unlike 99% of the other girls
-same species, so you'd be safe during any Gensokyo RAHOWA
-most loyal member of the cast

Anonymous Fri Feb 22 04:00:40 2019 No.20876393

>>20876322
>-not immortal, so you'll both grow old together
muh humanity
>-not a human-eating demon beast like 90% of the 2hus
muh humanity
>-cleanest girl easily
sure, maybe
>-very hard-working
yeah that's alright
>-very useful power that could save you in a pinch
cool and useful, sure
>-no mental issues, unlike 99% of the other girls
so she dices up humans for remi's breakfast and this is normal for you?
>-same species, so you'd be safe during any Gensokyo RAHOWA
muh humanity
>-most loyal member of the cast
to a human-eating demon beast

I agree Sakyuun would be pretty top tier wife but your list is boring, didn't even mention she's nearly always wearing a sexy maid costume.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 04:08:15 2019 No.20876409 >>20875886 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 04:23:22 2019 No.20876457 >>20876393 >to a human-eating demon beast muh humanity

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 04:25:53 2019 No.20876464 >>20876457 not something I have a problem with

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 06:39:47 2019 No.20876861 >>20876393 YOU’re boring.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 06:42:58 2019 No.20876872 >>20876861 no you

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 08:26:54 2019 No.20877201 >>20875886 knifed

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 12:55:17 2019 No.20878453 File: 16 KB, 440x374, red kinnikkuman guy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20869981 >SA was released 11 years ago

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 14:20:44 2019 No.20878897 >>20876393 Do you seriously want to stick your dick in something that isn't human?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 20:02:22 2019 No.20880381 >>20878897 Fairies are superior, so yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 20:05:42 2019 No.20880402 >>20878897 Pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 21:18:59 2019 No.20880789 >>20878897 Yes, in fact, I'd rather.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 01:40:35 2019 No.20881907 Wakasagi desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 05:47:04 2019 No.20882563 >>20880381 >>20880402 >>20880789 You people are disgusting. I hope you get your dick bitten off by a youkai.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 09:00:14 2019 No.20883160 File: 674 KB, 1000x1250, 1497568719011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am fully loyal to my wife Marisa

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 09:06:18 2019 No.20883186 >>20883160 Your wife is my paizuri slave, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 10:24:59 2019 No.20883491 File: 366 KB, 800x666, yuugi marriage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm already married to my wife Yuugi!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 10:31:39 2019 No.20883527 >>20883491 Does she ‘manhandle’ you in bed?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 10:33:40 2019 No.20883539 File: 143 KB, 540x512, yuugi hug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20883527 Yes! Both in AND out of it! I love her for doing it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 10:37:55 2019 No.20883562 File: 875 KB, 1280x1024, 1406847010462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She'll change her name again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 12:40:00 2019 No.20884281 >>20883562 yeah...right

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 13:19:17 2019 No.20884453 File: 1.30 MB, 1257x927, 1524198934368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20882563 Fairies aren't youkai, so I'm fine

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 21:01:23 2019 No.20886531 File: 538 KB, 720x960, sanae.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 21:04:25 2019 No.20886544 >>20886531 Why would you marry a slut?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 21:37:03 2019 No.20886662 File: 693 KB, 1024x768, 72127760_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 22:47:19 2019 No.20886880 >>20886544 "le obosites atrect meme"

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 22:48:52 2019 No.20886888 >>20886544 Sanae is a good girl anyway...not an ounce of sluttery in her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 22:51:27 2019 No.20886898 >>20883562 If you marry Yukari, does Ran also change her last name?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 06:45:06 2019 No.20888457 >>20883562 >She'll change her name again. Yeah... that's not how that works. I hope you like being called Anon Yakumo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 17:25:57 2019 No.20891073 File: 263 KB, 560x896, rtwkvnlvu8ly.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] marrying best shrine maiden

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 17:28:19 2019 No.20891089 >>20891073 Please do not marry a prostitute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 17:44:51 2019 No.20891165 >>20891089 That's not Sanae who does it for free though

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 17:52:36 2019 No.20891219 File: 84 KB, 1280x904, thumb-1920-159329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20869621 My Yuyu waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 18:08:38 2019 No.20891298 File: 298 KB, 1200x900, mine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20874486

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 18:13:43 2019 No.20891333 >>20891219 This image is probably the closest thing to a canon depiction of Yuyuko I have seen on /jp/ so far.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 00:45:52 2019 No.20892902 File: 192 KB, 1494x1858, 2323232323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Merry!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 00:56:08 2019 No.20892953 >>20878897 It's not like fucking a goat, you are fucking something better than humans, so it is good, even preferable

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 00:59:13 2019 No.20892962 >>20892953 Truth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 01:03:30 2019 No.20892983 >>20876322 >-not immortal, so you'll both grow old together She's already implied to be way older than she looks due to stopping her own aging.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 01:06:26 2019 No.20893003 >>20892983 At least she's not a crusty, 52 billion years old hag from the moon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 03:06:29 2019 No.20893410 File: 81 KB, 582x1242, __mononobe_no_futo_lawson_and_etc_drawn_by_amagi_amagi626__48d1131b0b14859a28af739717eb823a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20869621 I'm going to love the boy out of Futo!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 16:27:56 2019 No.20896078 >>20893003 I don't think I like Eirin anymore /jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 16:56:08 2019 No.20896228 >>20869621 Well I'm already happily married to my fairy onahole Clownpiece

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 18:29:38 2019 No.20896770 >>20896078 Age is just a number dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 18:34:34 2019 No.20896803 File: 459 KB, 1811x1513, ac6a86f09da24a039b980f965d3f2eaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Always and forever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 18:19:16 2019 No.20902691 >>20869621 Imma manslut so I wanna marry with all the fairies!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 21:04:20 2019 No.20903554 File: 381 KB, 900x950, komainu_by_miwol-dbjwkcu.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20869621 A warm cuddly 2hu would definitely have to be my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 21:12:26 2019 No.20903601 File: 598 KB, 855x1200, 72455711_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This birb, she could be a trusty life companion, not too naive or too Yukari and has an stable job

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 22:18:33 2019 No.20903859 File: 161 KB, 850x966, 10bd5d933b077db8afdd7d08d42ceafd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20869621 Sakyun-chan

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 22:22:11 2019 No.20903881 >>20869621 I want to be in a trigamous marriage with Hecatia!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 22:23:55 2019 No.20903889 >>20903601 >too Yukari No such thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 22:24:30 2019 No.20903895 Flan. I’ll let her stay at home as I go to work and give her the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 22:28:41 2019 No.20903917 >>20903895 I’m going to learn how to make flan!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 22:33:51 2019 No.20903947 >>20903917 Making semen meringue inside Flan's tiny pussy while anon is working!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 26 22:59:25 2019 No.20904067 File: 268 KB, 429x873, 1551239965449.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20886544 Because she's completely perfect otherwise in other words because shes Tewi

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 09:00:03 2019 No.20906293 File: 939 KB, 722x900, __usami_renko_touhou_drawn_by_fumei_mugendai__709ced44ed034533b217e0b5412874a9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to marry Renko!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 11:26:22 2019 No.20906993 >>20869621 I would

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 18:32:00 2019 No.20909047 >>20903947 I call dibs on being the anon creaming inside of Flan while anon is working but not doing anything to Flan at all because NTR is NG and NTRing fellow /jp/s is just wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 18:38:10 2019 No.20909086 >>20909047 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 18:41:30 2019 No.20909100 >>20903895 What if she wants to go out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 20:22:04 2019 No.20909586 >>20909100 Walk her outside and walk her back inside. >>20909086 You're welcome

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 20:32:37 2019 No.20909643 hi

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 20:53:36 2019 No.20909717 >>20909643 now get out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 27 22:58:43 2019 No.20910338 >>20876305 who?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 04:11:56 2019 No.20911231 File: 76 KB, 691x691, 36373748489569.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] all of them, expect worsthu slut sanae

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 15:38:08 2019 No.20914131 >>20869621 Your waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 22:34:15 2019 No.20916053 >>20869621 The answer to this question is whatever makes one happy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 00:16:22 2019 No.20916528 >>20869621 Do you have a bigger resolution of this beautiful image of Sakuya?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 17:56:33 2019 No.20920814 >>20869621 Wholesome threads will not disappear on my watch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 00:44:57 2019 No.20922461 Wholesome threads will not die on my watch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 03:27:03 2019 No.20923002 File: 2.24 MB, 2031x2952, __reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_dedeyong__0f24739bc97172477338388ac3754ec3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reisen of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 03:33:12 2019 No.20923016 Byakuren's breasts

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 03:41:15 2019 No.20923037 File: 29 KB, 1025x682, Touhou 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20869621 How do I remove the octothropes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 2 05:59:17 2019 No.20923397 Okuu

Reply to thread

Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]

/jp/ - Otaku Culture