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2084366 No.2084366 [Reply] [Original]

Read that article. In Japan, wives/husbands understand that if you want to stay in love with whomever you married for decades, and if you want that love and marriage to last, you need to be separated.

Separated bedrooms is the best idea ever. You don't have to care about snoring, farting, or of bodily fluids.

Why do you Westerners have to be so fucking clingy!?

>> No.2084376

S-stupid Westerners! It's not like I like you or anything, jeez!

>> No.2084378

how do you have sex in two different rooms, a portal gun?

>> No.2084383
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2084383

That's fascinating.

>> No.2084385

>>2084378
Telephone sex.

>> No.2084386

>>2084378
Married couples don't have sex everyday, and you don't have to sleep together with the one you just fucked. A little cuddling should suffice.

>> No.2084388

But I like sleeping next to a girl. In the same bed. Yes, I've tried it. And I'm still a virgin. And I've never been kissed.

>> No.2084389

Oh, so actually working together as a married couple is why western marriages fail?

>> No.2084392

>>2084389
Yes. Being around the same person all the time every single day will make you grow tired of her/him, and not only that, but you notice more of his/her bad habits.

Farting in sleep != romantic.

>> No.2084407

>>2084392
Imagine getting to know a persons strange habits and loving the person more every time you discover something new.

>> No.2084408

>>2084407
yeah, like her ovulating all over the bed in sleep, farting in sleep, snoring, or kicking me out of bed.

>> No.2084415

If you are already married, why the fuck would care about your partner farting?

>> No.2084420
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>>2084408
You're so romantic.

>> No.2084429

I fart all the time in bed. Am I not supposed to?

>> No.2084443

>>2084429
It can't be helped, I think.

Unless you'd put a plug with an integrated sound suppressor in your asshole before you go to sleep, of course.
The smell will still be there, but the sound won't.

>> No.2084454

>>2084408
>her ovulating all over the bed in sleep

Oh god. I've never even considered that possibility.

>> No.2084489

Separated bedrooms are not a good sign for married couples. I mean, separate beds are understandable, as you can put them together if you feel intimate or separate them if you just want to sleep without getting woken up, but if you're sleeping in different rooms, that just means the love's already beginning to fade.

>> No.2084630

Sleeping in a different room would bother me. Hell, sleeping in different beds would bother me.

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2084686

>>2084408
>ovulating all over the bed in sleep

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2084764

>ovulating

>> No.2084801

>>2084764
I think he means bleeding all over the bed.

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2084811

So this language learning thing always show how the Japanese are superior (like the "proper" spoon usage of Japan in yesterday's thread) in all texts?

>> No.2084840

>>2084811
I think it is probably trying to incorporate elements of Japanese culture into the language learning process in order to help the student develop a greater understanding of the country.

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