Monster Girl Thread

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Praise the Fallen God.

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Bully the shorties!

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No hero is safe. Especially isekai'd shotas

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All hail the Pharaoh!

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>>20819234
I bet the apophis would just make vials of her poison for the pharoah to injest while she runs the kingdom.

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Dark Elf police officers are diligent!

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>>20819234
The Defender of the Pharaohs would stop her!

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Victoria and Derrota commission done. Soup is a great artist.

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>>20819298
That sounds somewhat dangerous.

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>>20819155
I need pictures, pictures of MG's properly utilizing weaponry specific to them!

Giant Rats with tail spikes, lamia with sword tails, mummies with bandage-bolas, Dragon falcon punches, Gryphon Falcon kicks, Kikimora with a whip attached to her bird tail thing, Shoggoths with turkey basters, Gazers with multiple pairs of sunglasses!

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>>20819299
Hopefully she takes her stress out on me when she comes home from a rough day at work!

>>20819304
Lewd skirt, dude

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>>20819298
>My breathren still bites other people? How uncivilized!

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>>20819304
What is that lolim planning?

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>>20819304
>esdeath clone's daughter is a tanya clone
Huh. Good stuff though, love soup's style.

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>>20819316
It's only natural that a lilim would be lewd.

>>20819322
How to conquer the world, of course.

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>>20819308
Its 100% safe. Apophis made sure of that herself.

>>20819320
yeah business apophis is a great and cultured women.

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Nothing personal husbando

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>>20819357
>ushihellcorephomet wife
That must be some husband

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>>20819328
>>esdeath clone's daughter is a tanya clone
That's an amusing point which made me go for it while creating her. Another is because in the story she's a loli with an awfully mature mind like Tanya, though in her case mostly becuase of Nyarlathotep's shenanigans rather than reincarnation

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More tails, more happiness.

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>>20819336
She'd need to find out how to resist getting fucked in the ass before learning to conquer the world.

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>>20819346
>shoes in bed

reeeeee

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>>20819316

Rest assured, it'll be legal.

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Would wan-girls be in a service dog type job for people with PTSD?

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>>20819395
Are you assuming finding a husband to aid her in that regard isn't one of her goals as well?

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>>20819414
Why wouldn't she?

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>>20819304
>Derrota
WHO?

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These threads would be better if they were just the pictures and not the extra fluff that adds nothing.

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>>20819434
Viccy's daughter.

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>>20819298
>Poison
It's venom. Specifically, Asp venom. You don't ingest that shit like it's fucking hemlock and let it do the work. You motherfuckers sometimes, I swear.

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>>20819437
Eat shit and die, spammer. Get your bot out of this thread.

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>>20819443
I think he's referring to the MGE profiles.

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>>20819434
At the end of Victoria's story, she told Indrick she wanted to have a kid. Then, one thing led to another.

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>>20819442
Fine she put it in vials so Lazy pharoah can inject it into her blood stream like a resident evil villain.

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>there could be monstergirls in this thread RIGHT NOW

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>>20819442
>You don't ingest that shit like it's fucking hemlock and let it do the work
Says who?

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>>20819469
Chemistry and biology.

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Tell me anon, would you carry the banner for the Maid core or play a tune on whatever instrument since you're not allowed on the frontlines?

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Holding hands in public!

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>>20819471
MAMONO MANA laughs in the face of chemistry and biology.

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>>20819489
Please anon, think of the advertisers.

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>>20819414
She's going to end up like an apophis.

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>>20819482
I'd gladly carry their banner.

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>>20819447
No, I'm talking about the text-posters that don't even post a picture like >>20819443 right here who calls me a spammer.

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>>20819222
She's not too weak to take the city
She outright says that currently invading/nuking it would be more troble than it's worth.

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>>20819458
Be on your best behavior, everyone.

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>>20819438
>>20819448
maybe I should go back and read the whole stuff but I forgot where I left it behind.

>>20819458
They should be reminded to open the portals. I'm tired of being alone, I need someone to sleep with (I mean sleep in a literal way, it would be so good to feel someone's warmth.)

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>>20819542
I don't remember her saying that.

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>>20819357
Looks fun to lewd

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First date.

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>>20819562
>ace_thing

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>>20819336
>How to conquer the world, of course.

Now I am imagining a future in the mge setting where all the lilims and their kids are warring eachother for control of the world. A realm divided

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>>20819595
>The Lilim sighed. “Lecasite was necessary, their crusades to kill monster kind was too dangerous to leave unattended. This place is different, I could flood this entire city with dark matter and use what was left to wipe the order from here, but a whole bunch of things could go wrong leading to chaos. And then there's the fact that the order knows me, taking this city over paints a target here and at my home for every nearby order city. An invasion would put you and any other monster here in danger.”

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>>20819640
>Victoria is the only one with a professional army so far
>Not even counting her husband's
gg no re

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Shocking!

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>>20819645
Pretty certain there are more powerful and wiser lilims out there, like the firstborn lilim(the greatest onee-san). It would even it out. This is also in the future I guess.

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>>20819675
I want my stern combat kiki maid to do something like that to me.

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>>20819675
Did that slime just do a fuckin frankenstiner?

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>>20819681
If they're anything like their vanilla succubus ancestors then a majority of the lilim would have no interest in high ranking leadership positions.

To quote from Succubus Notebook:

>Presently, they're the most prosperous race of all monsters, and since they are kin to the mamono lord, we can say that the succubus' race is extremely high-ranked among monsters. However, despite their number and importance, the succubi do not subjugate other races, nor is it common for them to have high positions in states or organizations, and they don't even act conceited about the fact that they are succubi.

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>>20819681
Onee-san lilim who tries to keep all her sisters in line. I bet she is still a virgin waiting to bro-con her human brother when lilith finally wins and births one.

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>>20819304
real cute shit derrota nice

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>>20819723
Then you have Druella and the Queen of Hearts which says otherwise. Then again, lilims are very varied I guess. It was just a silly scenario I thought up anyway

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>>20819643
>I could flood this entire city with dark matter and use what was left to wipe the order from here
That sounds fucking terrifying at how easy she could do that

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>>20819775
Queen of Hearts is legitimately the only Lilim I’ve found interesting.

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>>20819775
Well certainly, I'm just saying we shouldn't be surprised if like two thirds of the lilims don't have their own dedicated fighting forces loyal to them, their own domain or even their own castle, and just live like rather regular monsters.

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>>20819797
True. Now I am imagining the warring lilims gathering up any peaceful lilim sister they can get their hands on and placing them in their realms to increase legitimacy.

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I wonder what the human women that was adopted by lilith and turned into a lilim is like.

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>>20819646
Cute raiju

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Where do you find artists for commissions?

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>>20819918
Most of the time, twitter and then I use discord to chat with them. Speaking of which, I need to create a ref sheet for my waifu.

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Lizard butt.

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>>20819918
Twitter, Pixiv, and sometimes looking on Gelbooru and tracking back the source of various MGE works and seeing if an artist is open works.

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Do you think other monster girls consider large mice to be vermin?

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>>20819921
Monster girls using new tactics

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>>20819955
I doubt other monsters would care unless they are actively being bothered by a certain breed.

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>>20819839
I wonder if she is way lewder than the average lilim or if she is almost "full on order". I bet she is teased all day if it is the latter

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>>20819918
Usually just by perusing the various art sites (twitter, pixiv, DA, a couple of the furry sites if you have the temperament to dig through the shitpile) and then finding artists I like. Really, if you see an image you like it shouldn't be too hard to find who drew it and see if they're open for commissions.

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>>20819957
You better watch out for monstergirls offering you top-of-line electronic products. It may seem good deal, but their real goal is to claim you as their boyfriend and then you don't have time to enjoy your games.

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Post demons.

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>>20819921
I'd feel really bad if they started trying to bribe me like that.
Although, I'd feel bad that so many nice single ladies existed in the first place.
The only fair solution is to stay alone and share their suffering.

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>>20819966
i think it was said that human women are usually more lewd than the normal species when they are changed. I would say then that she is probably really lewd and maybe even hangs out with druella.

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>an ancient evil awakens

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Loli monsters make my wiener hard.

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>>20820016
She probably gives very warm hugs.

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>>20820031

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The perfect Holstaurus

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>>20820016
>my boner has awoken in response.

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>>20820016
Fuck off with your glowgina shit

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This is your senpai for today.

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>>20820058
This is possibly the most mundane thing to get mad about ever

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>>20820058
>he hasn't seen the light

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>>20820058
No.

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>>20820068

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>>20820065

He gets mad about everything.

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Made for fellatio.

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>>20820110
She's either looking at your dick or she's looking at the diner you just made.
Or both.

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>>20820098
Wearing sunglasses while eating bright shiny pussy is probably like the second or third coolest thing a guy can do.

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>>20820110
>Maid for fellatio
ftfy

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Which MG looks best in spats?

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>>20819995
>Mommy gave Druella a little sister she can dote on and a friend

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>>20820133
>diner

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>>20820145
Cute!

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>>20820144
Your waifu! Especially mine!

Bapho-sama!

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>>20820144

That loli kitsune.

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Feel like trying your luck tonight?

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>>20819918
Boorus have a "commission" tag, gel has more english speaking artists than dan. Twitter, hentai foundry and pixiv are worth searching that tag for too.

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>>20820195
What do I get if I win?

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>>20820191
You'll have to be more specific.

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>>20819918
Follow a bunch of people on twitter and give it about a month. You're basically guaranteed to see people advertising commissions.
See a nice picture you think is drawn well? Find the artist's page somewhere and follow them. It's really easy, one of them is bound to open eventually.

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>>20819918
It also depends on what kind of commission. Loli commissions can be difficult and it also depends on how monstrous your waifu is. Something like a fox or a succubus are easier because even normalfag artists will often do the more basic cosplay monster girls vs something like a Sandworm, which some artists may shy away from.

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>>20820214
More importantly, what happens if I lose?

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>>20820274

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>>20820099
I don't, actually, but glowing vagina shit is low brow and only for faggots who won't be named

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>>20820281
As much as I like Liches I was hoping it would be the Wight instead, or preferably both of them.

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I want to be bought by a Pharaoh.

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>>20820298
Lich is superior.

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>>20820340
I'm doubling down on wanting both

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>>20820383
Onee-chan!

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>>20820383
That's a nice plump cow. She just needs to start lifting and she will be perfect.

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>>20820405
>yes darling?

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>>20820431
I was calling all my onee-chans!

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>>20820435
What a nice hellwan.

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Succubutt.

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>>20820405
>>20820414

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>>20820449
They're very good girls

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>hit on the bartender
>proceed to order shitty drinks

if she says you have shit taste it means she's interested

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>>20820619
Scarred monsters are good.

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>>20820619
Fuck off retard. Take this shitty series somewhere else.

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>>20820058
You have to quit at some point

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>>20820635
Nah, this is an old thing you dumb newfag. It started with Bollocks being an obnoxious faggot when it came to posting that same picture.

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>>20820628
>series with 10/10 designs

there's stuff in there I could do without, but
them's some fightin' words

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>>20820653
Some good designs doesn't excuse the monster boy gangbang NTR garbage.

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>>20820667
not like that's postable on /jp/ anyway

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>>20820534
Cows are meant to be large and soft in body and chest

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>>20820651
You're just a paranoid retard

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>>20820679
It's still a shitty series and should be ignored.

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>>20820667

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>>20820704
t. Bollocks

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Time to check in on Dr. Greilia's life's work: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=1590&p=25172#p25172

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>Medical Cure

>Difficulty: 1 out of 3
>Mana Cost: 1 out of 3

>A recovery spell that heals the targeted patient psychologically and physically by slowly permeating mana throughout the body which is performed by going to bed with the targeted patient as if sleeping together and touching skin against skin continuously over a lengthy period of time. It's also referred to as a “sleep treatment procedure”. By performing this spell used for the purpose of long-term treatment which is more reliable and places no burden on the patient over a period of several days, it's possible to gradually heal wounds or cure diseases while alleviating pain and suffering even if they are so serious that the caster's mana and skill would be insufficient to provide healing using another system of magic.

>The caster's mana utilized in this spell is prepared beforehand and adjusted to suit the patient so that his body can accept it without discomfort or resistance. Because of that, the patient recognizes the mana infused by the caster as if it were his own mana and will also be under the illusion that the mana dwelling in the body of the caster which is linked to it is also his own. The mana possessed by an individual organism is normally continuously circulated within the organism's body, but while performing treatment with this spell, mana starts flowing continuously between both people as if the caster and the patient had become a single organism. Mana is life force, that is to say, the patient enters a state in which he is able to employ the caster's life force as if it were his own, sharing her healing capacity and resistances along with it. With double the life force, the patient's body's ability to heal is far greater than if he only had his own, and even a completely debilitated patient can heal himself by substituting the caster's life force. The effects are even greater if the caster is a monster, and it's even possible to overcome deadly diseases and achieve miraculous recoveries that would naturally be impossible for the “human body”.

>In order to maintain this state, the caster must constantly keep touching the patient. They don't just simply get in bed together. It is recommended that she wrap her arms and legs around the patient as much as possible, and press her body closely against his. Crawling her hands all over the patients body and caressing it is also effective, as it invigorates the flow of mana, and can further further alleviate the patient's pain and suffering. Perhaps because this method calls for intimate contact between the caster and patient in this way combined with the fact that most pharmacomancers have in common a devoted and caring personality, when monster casters use this spell on human men, strong passion towards the patient arises right in the middle treatment, and most will learn the heat and feeling of the patient's body by heart. I've heard that many join together with patients, becoming husband and wife during or after treatment due to that. On the other hand, since monster pharmacomancers who already have a husband will not permit any other man to have intimate contact with their skin, by using “operate (p.123)”, which is mentioned later, they employ this spell through other women by utilizing the method of inscribing the spell formula of “medical cure” on unmarried human women and monsters, or if the patient is already married, on his spouse.

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>>20820711
point proven, enjoy your last (you)

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>>20820699
I'd still like to propose to a Hellhound even if she already considered me her husband from the moment she first caught wind of my scent

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>>20820717
Greilia is the heroine we need.

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>>20820717
>The power of “medical cure” doesn't just cure specific diseases or heal visible wounds. The circulation and invigoration of the life force resultant from constantly using this spell cures mental illnesses, rendering the mind wholesome, and maintains a healthy body brimming with vitality. In other words, fatigue is removed from the target's body, power overflows, and the will to live springs forth, causing his mood to be full of total confidence; however, if the caster is a monster, sometimes that means “healthy” and “wholesome” according to monster values. In other words, it will be a “wholesome” lust which is youthful and vigorous that causes him to be sensitive to the presence of the opposite sex, ardently desiring females, and a “healthy” body which produces seed and essence and reacts to desire with an erection. By having repeated treatments with a monster caster, and spending an even longer time in bed together, the target's body and mind will be gradually fixed to be healthier and more wholesome in two senses. When there's a lewd woman before his eyes, he'll start to lust prodigiously for her driven by the energy overflowing from his body, and with his heart full of confidence as a man, he'll start to actively make a move on any monster who shows fondness for him and try to claim her as his own female. And the male sexual potency he can unleash on females will gradually become like that of a “wholesome, healthy” young man, or rather, even more vigorous than that, as it will be violent and endless.

>Furthermore, when “medical cure” is performed by a “dark pharmacomancer”, the objective is to obtain the male patient as her own spouse and enjoy “providing treatment” to the man from the very beginning. Hence, if they get in bed with a patient, they'll rub their face and push their breasts against him, pressing up against him more aggressively and intimately. Not only will her hands be crawling all over the patient's body, but so too will her tongue, and she'll concurrently shower kisses over the entirety of it. What's more, the caster will touch the patient in an indecent manner, fondling his genitals over and over aggressively to induce ejaculation. In this manner, when captured by a dark pharamacomancer, men do receive treatment, but there's no telling how many times they'll be forced to ejaculate repeatedly until the treatment is finished. Furthermore, there are cases when it pretty much devolves into sex itself, with the penis taken deep within the vagina, and the two remaining joined the whole time during treatment; however, the mechanism of this spell which circulates mana between the bodies of a man and woman is very similar to the mechanism of mana circulation when a human man engages in coitus with a monster, so we can even say that “medical cure” is “pseudosex” between a human and monster. As a matter of fact, after having prepared optimal mana for the patient, oral and genital union between the caster and patient makes the circulation and sharing of life force even more deeply intimate, the caster's pleasurable caressing further invigorates the flow of mana, and it can provide only pleasure while eliminating the patient's pain and suffering more effectively. Thus, even if she's not a “dark pharamacomancer”, if the caster and the patient are married, it is recommended to utilize this spell along with spending their days having sex as husband and wife, which involves deeply intimate contact through caressing, kissing, and genital union.

>“Your thingy needs treatment, doesn't it.
>Ufufu I'll stroke it like this and fix it so that it can spurt lots ”
>~a weresheep pharmacomancer~

Image caption below:

>“Medical cure” a.k.a. “sleep treatment procedure” by the baphomet Dr. Little, “Greilia”.

>“But I told you to do that sort of thing with the other witches...
>What odd taste you have.. .”

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>>20820738
>Operate

>Difficulty: 3 out of 3
>Mana Cost: 2 out of 3

>A spell that inscribes the spell formula of any given spell for the purpose of medical treatment within the target's body. It's an advanced spell used to heal wounds or cure diseases requiring immediate treatment, and this procedure is also called “surgery”. Mana preadjusted to suit the targeted patient is applied to the caster's hand or a pharmacomantic magic tool operated by the caster, which is then used to inscribe the spell formula internally by touching the patient's body with it.

>The spell formula is invoked by the caster's mana as both are poured into the body together. Since the caster's mana is adjusted so that it melds into the mana originally possessed by the patient without any discomfort, when the spell formula is invoked inside the patient, the patient's body will be under the illusion that “he is using the spell himself”. Normally, when hit by a spell from the outside, the patient's magic resistance kicks in, but a spell formula inscribed by means of this spell will cause a hallucination as if the patient is using the spell himself, and thus, since magic resistance doesn't kick in, it's possible to invoke the spell as inscribed without mishap regardless of the patient's constitution and magic resistance. Also, by invoking the spell exclusively using the “caster's mana” camouflaged as the patient's mana, no burden will be placed on the patient's body or mana, and the magnitude of the effects of the inscribed spell will be stable without any fluctuation at all since it won't be influenced by the condition of the patient's mana, whatever that may be, whether it's dried up, or conversely, overflowing too much. That is to say, it is a spell which can trigger the effects as specified by the spell formula with absolutely no error in the prespecified location without the slightest deviation, and it enables extremely precise and exact treatment such as removing a miniscule diseased part inside a patient's body or only a tiny portion of mana. Since it's often used to treat patients in critical condition, the spell formulas inscribed will inevitably be complicated and difficult. The more serious the condition, the greater the spell's mana cost increases and the more time is required, so the caster requires advanced concentration and knowledge.

>I have discussed the case in which it is used to treat serious diseases and wounds as an example when explaining this spell, but there are other methods of usage than that as well. For instance, it is also used as a sort of substitute for periodically taking medicine by inscribing simple recovery spells that boost vitality or mitigate pain in the patient. Additionally, by targeting a human or monster other than the patient when inscribing a specific pharmacomancy spell formula, it's also possible to use it in a peculiar manner that temporarily makes the target into a pharmacomancer. For instance, when treating male patients with the pharmacomancy spell “medical cure”, it's necessary for the caster to get in bed with the patient, press her body closely against his, and caress it, but if the caster is a married monster, she wouldn't ever do that sort of thing with any male other than her husband. In that case, the caster inscribes the spell formula of “medical cure” in an unmarried monster other than herself or the patient's spouse using operate to make her into a temporary practitioner so she can perform treatment. Furthermore, when the spell formula inscribed with “operate” is invoked, she won't be conscious of the fact that she cast the spell on the patient, but if she's able to perceive the results of the magical effects, then she'll only be aware of the results. The feeling is said to be very similar to how all monsters have several spells engraved in their instinct that are invoked even without the person herself being conscious of it.

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>>20820717
>On the other hand, since monster pharmacomancers who already have a husband will not permit any other man to have intimate contact with their skin, by using “operate (p.123)”, which is mentioned later, they employ this spell through other women by utilizing the method of inscribing the spell formula of “medical cure” on unmarried human women and monsters, or if the patient is already married, on his spouse.
Grelia must be an excellent matchmaker.

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>>20819921
I have no use for such a thing

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>>20820759
>Most of the time, mana adjusted to adapt to the patient's body is required for the use of pharmacomancy. Acclimating this mana to the patient's body requires a spirit of loving kindness towards the patient, and if the caster has any hostility or malice towards the patient, the task becomes impossible. It's also the same when inscribing spell formulas using this spell, and neither attack magic that would directly harm the patient, nor curses that would debilitate the patient can be inscribed, but despite that, the casters called “dark pharmacomancers” know of a way to abuse this spell to satisfy their own obscene lust. Generally, what they inscribe in men are things like “spells that enable bigger, longer lasting erections” and “spells that cause the production of copious amounts of essence, enabling more ejaculations”. These sorts of spells do not have an adverse impact on the patient in any sense; instead, the nature of these spells, which is to remarkably boost abilities as a healthy male organism, is extremely faithful to the ideals and decency of pharmacomancy. Therefore, even though “dark pharmacomancers” perform treatment flawlessly without incident, they also have no problem perfectly inscribing these spells for the sake of enjoyment after finishing treatment.

>“I now begin treatment.
>...Why are you getting an, uhm... s-stiffy, even though I'm just touching you...!!"
>~Doctor Little, “Greilia”~

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>>20820759
If having this used on her doesn't give my waifu a cute sexy nurse outfit then it is of no use to me.

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>>20819921
>have to barter for attention
>gives me the sad feels

>>20820707
>draw cute gril
>draw cute gril getting fucked
>draw cute gril getting fucked by other people
>draw cute gril getting fucked by other people while screaming "i'll never love you or your small penis again, i'm cumming"

sausage, japan

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>>20820651
So it’s just you getting supremely butthurt over something, not because there’s anything wrong with it, but because some dude who traumatized you liked it.

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>>20820796
She can get a uniform later anon, lives are on the line!

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>>20820796
Fear not.

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>>20820731
Funny how you block out the truth there MundaneMatt

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>>20820813
Shut up Bollocks.

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>>20820835
Try again

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>10 haunting photos taken seconds before disaster

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>>20820847
Your wife is DUMB, Anonymous.

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I want to cum all over Grelia-chan's paws!

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>>20820877
Those paws work medical wonders anon, you better be respectful when you do it!

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>>20820867
Don't be so mean.

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>>20820867
Curses, I’ve been found out.

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>>20820890
When
Will
They
Learn

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>>20820890
Yeah okay I have to do something to stop looking like these nerds
moustache here we come

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820907

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820890
Fuck me, that anon from last thread was right. They all look the same.

[Anonymous No.]

BOAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820736
That'd be sweet if you insisted on going through the formalities and she gradually got more and more into it.

At first she thinks it's dumb human bullshit that just slows things down. It's pointless but she'll allow it just for you. Then she starts offhandedly commenting on the venues you're looking at, and peeking over your shoulder when you're planning the reception. By the end she's giggling with her bridesmaids while trying on dresses and counting the hours until the honeymoon. She's so looking forward to her special day she can hardly sleep.

During the ceremony her tail is out of control and she's very obviously trying not to bawl her eyes out, but it's just too much. She can barely get the vows out once she's heard yours. By the time you get to the kiss her eye-flames have completely gone out. She still absolutely wrecks you that night, but at some points it's so tender her eye-flames turn blue. She damn near hugs you to death after, too.

Then the newlywed syndrome kicks in. You don't sleep for weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

We have a ninja, when are we getting a pirate MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820816
Is that a nurse kiki?!

[Anonymous No.]

>learn to draw just so I can make images of myself fucking other people's waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820948
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820916
She’s got that “sweet memes together onii-chan” pose

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820955
Whatever floats your root beer

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820955
>>20820979
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820955

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820806
>Modern-day MGE world
>Zipangu makes eroges about cute boys being mind-broken and NTR'd away from their waifus by evil MGs

[Anonymous No.]

If warlocks are the equivalent of witches, then does that mean men in the MGE universe who associate with a sabbath become warlocks? I'd like to be a medical sabbath warlock, genuinely helping people and doting on imoutos. Seems like good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820340
Wights, Liches and Vampires are all top tier. Atleast in the case of cute little undead girls with big butts, thick thighs and tight buttholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820738
>>~a weresheep pharmacomancer~
A species specializing in stunlock via sleep, using an ability that involves sleeping together.

Well, at least I'll be healthy if I ever get out of bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820931
What kind of resort/locale/theme would your waifu like best for the wedding/honeymoon?
>Hawaiian Islands
>Tropical Mediterranean
>Winterstown Cabins
>Nordic Viking Rustic
>Ice Palace Retreat
>Country Farmhouse
>Hoedown Hootenanny
>Forest craftsman style
>Fae Secret Forest
>Luxruy Vegas/ Otohime Resort
>Undead Gothic
>Eros Oasis
>Egyptian Desert
>Corrupted Desert
>Stay at Home
>Refined and Proper Church Cathedral
>Demonic Unholy ritual
Or something else entirely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821009
I don't think they are. In the MGE "witch" is reserved for the female sorceresses of Sabbath. Since they are monsters, there is no male equivalent of a witch.

That is I'm pretty sure male magic users in the MGE have only been called sorcerers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820781

Lolicons get a discount at Dr. Little's hospital

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821031
Weresheeps are underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821042
That would be favoritism! Dr. Little would never allow it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820813
Given the faggot in question is basically the NiceDaemonette of /mgg/ it's a pretty well warranted hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821043
I either need a huge, buff weresheep to snuggle me or a small, THICK weresheep to snuggle me.

[Anonymous No.]

World be a fun story of going on a drunken bender and waking up married

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821058
I can provide on of these things

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821121
All fear the wooly bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821035
Forest craftsman style, I guess.

A simple exchange of vows and kisses in a canoe beneath the stars would be perfect. Probably toward the end of summer, so we could have shooting stars streaking overhead. Matches the theme of proposing beneath the northern lights.

I'd want to go through some religious motions too but otherwise it would be very simple and honest, just the two of us.

[Anonymous No.]

I would fight alongside dragon knight

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821058
It's a package deal

[Anonymous No.]

So what are your favorite girls when it comes to the safe and mundane options? Mine are Orcs and Selkies, for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821188
I'm fine with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821035
Even though my wife is a Night Gaunt I really like the undead lifestyle. I would want us to go through the ritual of soul marriage, exchanging rings with magic gems in them. I would like to be part of some undead Sabbath having the ritual performed by some necromancer in a church dedicated to Hel, who we would worship to gain undeath, so we could be together forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821195
Do lamias count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820781
Are there mature doctors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821195
Sea bishop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821219
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821195
I would generally go for a chaos girl or a Sandworm but if I had to pick something less extreme I would probably choose an Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821230
Of course there are, pharmacomancy is not limited to Greilia Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821264

This Kikimora for example is clearly of the mature sort. >>20820816

[Anonymous No.]

Wan~

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821219
Lamia are simultaneously very vanilla and very exotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821336

[Anonymous No.]

How do dates with your waifu go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820717
>which is performed by going to bed with the targeted patient as if sleeping together and touching skin against skin continuously over a lengthy period of time. It's also referred to as a “sleep treatment procedure”.
>Nurse Weresheep became canon as fuck

Noice.

Not that any of you would remember that garbage or Reese's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821390
I dunno, it's different every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821195
Definitely mice for me. They’re just extra horny-dumb girls who pass out after a single creampie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820858
I know guys taking selfies is degenerate as fuck but having the straya river rabbit lamia of rape creeping up on a dude taking one of famed river before getting sucked into said river with the beast would be comical.

Like MGC's funniest home videos comical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821397
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821436
I can't I'm watching chain of memories on youtube instead of playing it because it's fucking horrendous.

Also because you proved my point about nobody remembering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821446
>Not playing the best side-game
>Remastered in HD
Fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821390
She takes me to the graveyard I met her at, whenever there's a full moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821436
Rapey weresheep nurse from MGK, a choose your own adventure style greentext prompt starring kindergartner Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821451
>this is the best

God I hope you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821397
Weresheep are shit. This is my irrational opinion but I’m sticking to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820931
I need more of this wholesome content in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821468
I am. Even the general can't decide what the best side-game is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821031
That's a nice tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821390
We fly somewhere quiet near the cave we live in like a lake or forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821308

>Service Dog

she grabs your shirt collar and explains it's a verb, and thus an imperative sentence; not an adjective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821474
>Goat High Orc
I don't know how to feel about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821390
Perfectly fine until she loses her hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821474
>red filled condom

i'm worried

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821490
Those are all potions dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821484
That's the goat from MonMusu

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821490

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821489

[Anonymous No.]

There's something off about my kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821489
Isn't it the oppose with trolls?

The chemicals from the plants on her headdress is what causes her to get horny, particularly in the sunlight, and the reason she wears the plant headdress is because she has a strong scent, and the plants cover it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821472
Wholesomeness is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821308
Nervous dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821613
That's why she wears a hat, you silly boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821613
Actually, those plants are stated to be growing out of her head. She presumably just prunes them to look like a headdress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821617
>Sleeping on the job
Wake up Anubis-chan, you're boss has work for you to do while she goes out to beach with her hubby

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821436
Pink and fluffy is my weakness... amongst several of my other weakness.

Also, Wonderland variants.

[Anonymous No.]

fight all 3 ranks
I want to brawl lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821640
I wonder how chubby a troll gets.

[Anonymous No.]

I sure do love dark elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821617

so much this

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821659
I want a multi-elf species harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820931
What if I want her to propose to me first

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821659
So do I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821613
>ferocious race by those who have encountered them under sunlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821659
They seem a good fit for dark pharmacomancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821668
Well, she proposed when she threw you over her shoulder and dragged you back to the love shack. She wouldn't know about human marriage traditions, would she? Not unless she watched a bunch of human romance movies and had an obsession with bridal catalogues as a little girl, which she totally didn't.

No, that's up to you if you want to go through all the motions. All you. Definitely not her idea. Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821689
>Hellhound girlfriend proposes to you
>Even when she's kneeling she's still taller than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821665
Sometimes you need to jerk off your heart, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821699
>tfw everyone world wide loves MGs

We need to start focusing on the creation of Automatons (close) and Catgirls 'n what not. No more shitty excuses like curing cancer, going to Mars, or giving Israel money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821700
>brb masturbatin' muh heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821689
I would love to embarrass a Hellhound by taking her to a fancy restaurant crowded by Wights, Vampires, Demons, and other high ranking monsters, treating her like royalty and when the night finally comes to an end I get down on one knee and propose to her and watch as her eye flames burn even hotter and higher while she blushes and attempts to murmur out an "Yes" before she just gets tired of it and drags me home blushing all the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821617
High IQ taste anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821699
does TAB still exist? thought it was discontinued in the mid 90s?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821731
She's speaking Russian.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you accept a drink from her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821738
Not vodka, Tab. It was a soft drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821739
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821748
>he doesn't recognize Cyrillic

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821716
Go read Futari no Renai Shoka. It's 12 chapters and it kills me dead every time.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of music is she dancing to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoFuwt12ouE

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821474
I recognize that horny chocolate goat

[Anonymous No.]

>You call this archaeology?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821480
Bellies are important

[Anonymous No.]

>You go to the bar with your Demon boss
>She gets shitfaced drunk
>Tries to get you shitfaced drunk by shoving a bottle of whiskey in your face
>You take it out of her hand and put it far away from her so she'd stop splashing it around
>When you turn back she hunched over writing on something
>She wont let you see and even unfurrow her wings blocking you
>She eventually turns back around smacking you in the face with her wings and even knocking a tray out of a waitresses hands
>And hands you a piece of napkin
>It has hastily written scrawls on it but you can make out some of it
>It's a marriage contract but what she wrote on it was even funnier
>Nothing about sex just telling you that you have to hold hands with her, cuddle in bed with her, go on picnics with her, and other vanilla stuff
>She looks at you like a child looks at presents under a tree on Christmas morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821783
Wish there were more late 80s/early 90s monstergirl fashions. Like a throwback restaurant staffed by kiki waitresses with floofy hair and rollerskates and shog waitresses with garish neon slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821689
>Get home a little earlier than normal
>Get to the front door and flinch expecting a pounce that never came
>Strange, usually your hellhound wife is already waiting at the door ready to harass but she must have not been expecting you this early
>Maybe you can sneak up on her
>You hear some odd giggling and a squeal that emanates from the TV room as you begin to creep slowly and silently in that direction.
>Hesitantly, you take a deep breath and slowly crack open the door unsure of what could be the cause of these strange noises
>Peak in only to see a sight you never expected
>Your Hellhound waifu is sitting attentively on all fours with her eyes glued to the screen and tail swishing gentle and steady back and forth across the floor.
>On the screen is the latest romcom, a big hit in the teenage girl demographic
>Your wife begins to giddily yelp and clap her paws as the two protagonist finally see through the latest romantic misunderstanding and confess their feelings for each other
>Sensing that this is not something meant for your eyes you quickly begin to back away
>Suddenly, your wife begins to sniff the air as a chill runs down your spine
>Her tail stops swishing, the hair on the back of her neck rises, and you can't help but notice how chillingly silent the air has become punctuated only by the awkward dialogue of the show
>With her back turned she begins to speak in an icy tone
>"...Husband, that is you yes?"
>"Y-yes dear"
>"You weren't supposed to be home this early"
>"Y-yeah I got off a little ear-"
>"Shutup, back away slowly, go upstairs, and get in the bed"
>"Right, yeah, uhhh but why the bed?"
>You are only answered by a low growl
>Quickly getting the point you rush to the safety of the bedroom
>Soon your waifu burst through the door, flushed, angry, and naked.
>"Clothes off NOW"
>You have a feeling it's going to be a long afternoon consumed by an unusual mixture of angry, embarrassed sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821845
Gonna sign that napkin contract so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821793
Huh. That suddenly makes a lot of sense. https://youtube.com/watch?v=-UIn2xq-tOE

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821845
Unrealistic and disgusting.

Even a shitfaced drunk demon would write in a bunch of sexual things into her contract. Hell, the contract wouldn't even be a piece of paper. It'd be a sorcerous contract in which you "sign" by filling her womb with your seed, and at that point, identical tattoo-like seals appear on your groins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821861
>it's not even binding, magically or legally
>you decide to obey the terms anyway, and are a happily married couple for years after
>one year on your anniversary it's revealed that you weren't magically influenced at all, you just thought she was adorable
>she's in shock, she genuinely thought she had some kind of power over you, or else you wouldn't have been so absurdly devoted
>she scream-cries into your shirt for 3 weeks, too happy to even speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821888
>implying she hasn’t been refining her contract since she was old enough to write
>implying she doesn’t conjur it up with the snap of a finger

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821899
Demon wife is getting as many kids as she wants. That'll be the real contract!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821617
Wholesome slice of life in Winterstown

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821845
>Demon boss asks you to get some paperwork off her desk
>Can't seem to find the articles she's looking for so you decide to rummage through her files in search of the spreadsheets
>In between the plain colored files you find a pink, frilly file with only your name on it circled by a glittery heart
>Inside you find what seems to be a marriage contract
>It's contents include holding hands, how many dates per week, X number of kisses to be performed per day.
>There is even an outline that shows the progression from vanilla to more intimate acts
>At the bottom of each contract is clearly a shoddy attempt at forging your signature
>There is even some that seem to have your actual signature cut from other documents and pasted on to the signature line.
>Furthermore, inside the folder there is pictures of you cut from year books, internet profiles, still shots of security footage, a copy of your ID badge and disturbingly, you inside your house taken from the vantage of the tree outside your home.
>You hear the door open and sense the now oppressive and dangerous presence of your demon boss accompanied by an audible thumping of both of your hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821922
>Wholesome
Until the sun goes down, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821922
Wholesome? This town has been plagued by drive by snowball fights, unsolicited yeti hugs, and disturbing disappearances of vast quantities of meat. Truly a terrifying place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821936
Winterstown after dark is a dangerous place where the delinquent Tsuraras, Yetis, and Yukis come out in bancho coats, surgical masks, and kendo sticks

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821922
>sun goes down, temperature drops
>there is an audible rumble of hundreds of couples running together to snuggle by the fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821947
Do not mention the disappearing "m-word" problem out loud. Their ears are everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821947
Build Wall!

[Anonymous No.]

Man we need more of something....but what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821954
>In the back of the room, a newspaper drops, and a terrifying, cloaked figure takes heed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821951
I would be interested in seeing more of sukeban tsurara and her popsicle squad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821951
>Anon hears a knock on the door as he's preparing to go to sleep
>Opens the door only to be immediately pierced by an icicle projectile and tackled by a delinquent Tsurara

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821961
I have a suggestion. A prescription, perhaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821954
mexicans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821965
Be careful not to get your tongue stuck on their "popsicles"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821936
Everyone knows that in such secluded places chances of finding mates are slim. Most Wendi papas would likely be daughteru dickers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821970
Does she wear ripped jeans and a fluffy jacket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821859
I would defiantly say no and tell her we will watch it together and cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821931
I wonder what would be more awkward. If you were to talk about it then and there, or if you were to pretend you didn't see it despite both of you knowing you did, but leaving out one of your sweaters or blankets at the tree vantage point so she doesn't get cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821934
I wanna ring steel at the range with my Hellhound waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821989
Eh, they get a substantial amount of tourists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821989
Delete this immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821992
Actually the winterstown people have trade connections with underground human trafficking rings. The smugglers kidnap and drop men in the icy forest of winterstown in exchange for mrs. whitehorns delightful ice cream and winter pastries. If you make a special personal order you can have a man delivered directly down your chimney bound and gagged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821989
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks Wendigos would be lowkey incestuous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822005
Santa Whitehorn sure is scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822005
whoops that was for >>20821989

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821984
>hear greensleeves playing in the distance
>"OH FUCK, IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!"
>everyone hides as a tricked out monster truck rolls by, icicles flinging out the windows

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821994
Anon no! You'll turn her into a blushing mess and will only further add to her mounting desire to mount you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821992
Ripped denim short shorts, knee boots, a fur lined coat with fur hood, and a heavy pair of earmuffs so she can tune out all of the trembling monsters and people on her night hunts

[Anonymous No.]

>>20819675
That's awesome. I'm glad I got to see this. It might feel kind of good being body slammed into a slime puddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822014
>Anons old buddy is visiting
>Has no clue why everyone is running from the ice cream truck
>Eh, what the hell, he has a few dollars might as well try something
>Anons friend is quickly pierced by an icicle before being dragged inside the truck by his feet
>The door slams close and anon's friend is heard screaming as the ice cream truck bounces up and down on its hydraulics
>A week passes until he's dumped at anons front door covered in blue kiss marks and clutching a paper with a girls phone number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821992
Eventually you'll both be wearing nothing at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822020
She won't even have to stab me.

>>20822038
Will I at least be able to start a fire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822033
>anon's best friend gets shot in a drive-by
>he wholeheartedly congratulates him

Winterstown is a scary place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821989
No need for that when they can create disorienting blizzards on demand and imprint on a man with a look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821972
reminder that christopher walken helped robert wagner murder his wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822058
That’s why professionals have standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821999
Nice armpits

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821997
>"Awwh, anons so thoughtful leaving me this jacket maybe I should go knock on the front door and thank him heh."
>"......"
>"Yeah you know what, not today. I'll just leave him a snack or something when I sneak in later to retrieve the footage from the hidden camera placed in the shower."
>Demon boss begins to fidget and finger herself on the branches thinking about all the new footage
>Wracked by orgasms she falls off the tree hitting her head leaving her knocked out cold.
>Sighing anon walks outside and princess carries her to his bed wrapping her in blankets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822058
She should have given him the damn cowbell then.

[Anonymous No.]

I love onis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822087
I suppose Onis are all right if they're dressed like maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822023
A related pic of this red slime warrior by the same artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822103
And a detailed shot of what she looks like. Red slimes don't get enough attention man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822071
>princess carries her to his bed wrapping her in blankets.
That's a quick way to get a morning full of Demon rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822103
Ouch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822108

[Anonymous No.]

How do you anons feel about soul marriage? Personally, I quite like it both for what it is, and for the ability to actually have a meaningful wedding ceremony seeing as marriage with a monstergirl usually happens very soon after meeting the right one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822122
Run! Don't walk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822108
>>20822103
Cute. Red Slimes are pretty excitable. They would make resilient opponents. It would a tough fight against someone who could grow extra limbs on the fly, or fold inside out to dodge your blows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822129
You'll only get raped tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822112
Especially when she finds that signed contract on the nightstand

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822122
Horror movies replaced with monster girls sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822103
>punch her
>your fist is now stuck in her body

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822142
What if I call her mean names?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that you can't just pick up and carry off a small girl.
There's rules about these things and you should at least make sure she is unmarried first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822146
I want something like Cabin in the Woods. Where interacting with one of several different objects determines what Monster Girl is going to hunt you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqRnnk37vx4

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822145
Anon you're going to make your boss cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822135
How're you supposed to fight them? I can't think of anything fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822164
Any loli alone and not with her onii-chan is obviously single!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822146
Id love to be in a zombie horror flick and end up with 10-15 zombie wives all desperately trying to “eat” me

[Anonymous No.]

Spiders!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822172
Who the fuck puts a "release all monsters" button on a publicly available terminal with no key activation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822190

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822182
Freeze them, trap them in a plastic box or bag, throw bags of flour at them.
There probably is no fair way to fight a Slime, but it's not fair how powerful they are in the first place. They get a bad rap as a starter area monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820717
i wanna be dying in a forest and an mg heals me this way

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822146
Still Spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822019
Hah I laugh in the face of that danger. Once that show is over and my waifu is a blushing mess I will then princess carry her to our bed room so we can make sweet love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822189
Punch em!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822186
>Be the last man standing in a zombie girl movie
>Just about to escape from the city and getting out of there in a car
>Look back to see the few zombie girls that were chasing you starting to cry
>Get out of the car and hug them all while giving an irritated sigh

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822206
Bad art. But the idea still seems good.
Just hit her with water though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822207
Hope you don't have any plans for the next three days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822199
>Working for a secret organization that has to "sacrifice" five men every year so some creepy old god girls don't wake up from their naps
>One year two of them manage to sneak into the facility and release all of the girls you helped capture
>Also manage to wake up the old god girls by not getting raped fast enough
I wouldn't want to be in that world

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822211
DO NOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822229
That's one soft, plump Demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822146
>Cujo

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822241
The softest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822125
I personally would prefer being able to be reborn and find my love again rather than spending eternity as an undead. Not that being undead is a bad existence at all, but it seems like getting to stay a normal living thing offers more opportunities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822245
That dog looks more like Kujo

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822245
Oh no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822245

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822264
Is this suicide?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822251
Is there any way to be reborn aside from undeath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822229
Child’s play I booked the week off before I left work anyway. She should be the one who better be ready to be pampered like the princess she is during that time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822270
Oh, that's what I mean. Ritual of Soul Marriage works on non-undead and ensures the couples finds each other "in the next world."

Its a bit unclear what this means, but KC has mentioned there is some system of reincarnation in the MGE. Some houris for instance are noted to originate from humans that Eros specifically reincarnated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822270
It's a fantasy setting there's probably scrolls of resurrection or maybe a wish spell

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822270
Maybe a pheonix girl that rebirths herself and (you) so you can grow old together all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

Raiju-san, no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822270
The material has a way where you and your waifu will find each other in the next life after reincarnating

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822281
Raiju-san knows that Automanee just needs a little push so she can finally make a move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822269
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822276
KC's noted that if the death was really recent then there are magics that can return the soul to the body, but that otherwise becoming an undead is about the only option for resurrection.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a smelly stardamaged puppy witch and familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822339
Stop this shit already you massive fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822339
>stardamaged

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be stalked to by my Wendigo waifu through a cold winter night before she decides to pounce on me to give me warmth because its freezing out and im cold as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822339
Smelling little girls is non anon, dicking only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822367
>Another i want this post.
You can fuck off too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820133
>the diner you just made
She's looking at herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822392
You can leave along with that smellfag you fucking nigger. Stop trying to force samefagging where there isn't any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822392
>drives off content creators
>complains when "I want to do X" posts are all that's left

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822404
Go back to /monster/, Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822360
>tfw no squid gf with killer takoyaki skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822404
I want to write about Apophis sex, give me all your ideas about snek bodies and their uses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822410
Bollocks is a lot of things, but I'm pretty sure he's not a Nazi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822419
They need lots of warmth for starters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822421
Fuck off already, Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822424
They're in the desert so for the day that's taken care of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822401
>wtf i hate the echo chamber that i wanted!
You're worse than shitty low quality post spammers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822404
>>20822421
>Tumblr and Imgur filenames
>Meme edit
The absolute state of retarded shitposting faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820781
Cute tummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822433
Eat shit you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822433
t. shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822360
tanned girls are qtp2t

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822414
I would warn you. She's a Roller main

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822443
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822419
When casually lounging around at home, lamia may feel better if you're tangled in their tails. Imagine just relaxing while you rub your waifu's tail from base to tip and back.

Also, lamia don't have a set height. By changing how much snake they balance under them, they can range from touring over you to bring the perfect armrest. This could also translate to them dangling over you for Spider-Man style kisses and playing around by holding their body parallel with the floor to get the "draw me like one of your French girls" pose anytime anywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822445
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822464
This particular snake is considerably larger than the boy she's with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822464
>touring

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822468
All the better for her to "manhandle" him. She can reach with her tail to pick him up by the torso and bring him close for hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that there is nothing as beautiful or as erotic as a loli monstergirl's nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822473
I meant towering, but I'm sure Lamia love vacations too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822468
how about one part has the boy sucking her tits (either with or without milk) as she gives him a handjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822479
Nursing handjobs are fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822301
Couldn't you just get a priest with enough clout in heaven to follow you around and just resurrect you whenever you die? I'd assume it won't work with dying from old age, but I'm sure there must be a spell for reverse aging destroying your corpse, or dying too many times in one day and the angels figuring out you're rigging the system

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822480
They are cringy

[Anonymous No.]

How would schools protect human boys going on field trips from being proactively dated?

[Anonymous No.]

BIG gremlins

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822498
Just have them sign a waiver beforehand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822493
Yeah I'm sure your shit taste is just so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822498
Hakus are very protective and very strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822475
I want to put bells on my Familiar maid's nipples so I can hear her jingling as she cleans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822509
>Hakutaku stops charging Ushi-oni by confusing her with Shakespeare verses

[Anonymous No.]

>Who cares about Smash when there's Jump Force?
How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822480
Agreed. They are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822514
Nah you need the Bible to do that. You know
>To escape the spider's curse simple quote a Bible verse

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822493
Fuck you i'll drink shog juice straight from the tiddy while she morphs one hand into a hole made just for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822515
I tell them to not bring it up in this place!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822504
>Going on a school camping trip, everyone is really excited. Especially the monster girls in your class
>Teacher starts handing out permission forms and other standard stuff
>Haku teacher gives you a three page waiver that every single boy has to sign
It's a scary thing to be an unmarried male in a monster girl world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822521

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822532
I don't trust that spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822539
I don't trust any spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822542
Spiders are very straight-forward about their desires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822549

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822493
Retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822549
I'm sensing a very strong desire to go on a picnic!

[Anonymous No.]

Can you ride spider girls like you could a centaur? Could you lay down on her thorax(? I don't remember my insect biology) if it was big/wide enough?

These are very important questions, I don't want to hurt my spider waifu

[Anonymous No.]

Honesty time anons. How young is the youngest you'd go with a monstergirl, assuming she's your ideal girl otherwise and she's positively begging for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822570
Spiders are proportionally way stronger than horses so sure you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822570
>Can an adult male properly ride on the back (the back part that's a spider) of an Arachne or Ushi-Oni? I want to go on a walk with them the same way as with a Centaur!
>Yes. They're strong, so there's a margin to ride on them. But they'll want to carry this over into something related to sex at night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822573
18

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822573
At least a good thousand years old before I consider it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822573
16

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822573
Honestly I don't care to go +/- 5 years from my age for my waifu. I'm not much of an age difference guy Unless it's with a lolibaba or an ancient evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822573
I like lolis, but it's more the body type. I like the lolibaba type girls. I want them to be at least mentally mature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822573
Do loli zombies count?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822573
I mean, a slime's got to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822573
I don't even know anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822590
I've never actually seen a leech in real life. I think they're gone from my country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822573
Probably around 3, though if I had a choice I wouldn't dick until 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822583
Vampires are nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822598
She loves to give the succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822576
>>20822581
>Your Ushi-oni childhood friend and you are playing
>She decides on piggy back rides
>You try walking around with her on your back but she's just way too big
>She laughs about you couldn't hold her up for more than few seconds, then she apologizes and says it's your turn now
>You hop on her spider half but rocks around a lot so you have to move closer to her torso
>Eventually you find a comfortable position and she runs around with you easily
>Then she runs towards a wall and starts going up it
>Feeling that you're falling back you instinctively grab for anything
>Turns out the anything was her breasts
>As she rocks round up on the wall you rock with the motions massaging them
>She can't take it anymore and drops off the wall
>You both fall and twist in the air
>When you land she's on her back and you're on top of her
>Her face is red and her breathing ragged
>You realize your hands are still on her breasts and you pull away
>She grabs your wrists and guides them back

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822599
have a seat

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822599
Get the fuck out, actual toddlercon pedophile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822624
>>20822629
>reaction image posters are too sensitive for the patrician tastes of anon
pottery

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822635
lolicon is fine with me, but toddlercons can burn alive.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that toddlercon is A-OK-#1 as far as monstergirls are concerned.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh well, more old hags for me I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822573
JC more or less.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3381427

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822647
Source

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822648
You asked for youngest, nothing says I wouldn't go older.
I just have a wide range of things I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822629
I want a Kraken that has a lot of apathy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822652
Have you read any of MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822662
Course he hasn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822662
In some cases like slimes, yes sure. But don't generalize it to the whole of MGE. I've only interpreted it as most girls getting interested in sex once they've grown up enough.
>>20822666
Same fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822648
>Hroz got recently a translated one on sadpanda with a fox lady getting called old hag
I want one too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822662
Isn’t it mge canon that monsters fully mature at around ten? Thus 5 is pushing it even for mamano.

[Anonymous No.]

What mg should I do for Valentine's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822669
Anon, KC has outright said that monstergirls come of age at 10 but if you wanted you could dick one sooner with no negative consequences. I'm also not a samefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822669
Can't call samefag just because two people call you a tard.

[Anonymous No.]

Would rich. older monster girls kidnap boys they like off the street and bribe the police or would they just go for an old fashioned slave auction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822657
Oh, I didn't ask the question. I just thought what my answer would be and I got to thinking about how I'd gladly be of service to a 50-something who needs a strong young man with lots of energy in her life.

Late 20s to mid 30s is probably my ideal, but I still would love to make an older woman blush and fidget when she realizes her age isn't a problem for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822573
12

[Anonymous No.]

>enabling pedofags
disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822670
Old hags is where it's at

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822685
Auction. When you're rich you don't wander the streets looking for silly little boys skipping school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822698
Welcome to the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822705
Then who goes for the delinquent boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822698
there is nothing wrong with loving an 11yold cute girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822670
>>20822702
>this is relevant to mine interests

if you don't like older women, you're ignoring the advice of ben franklin

you're not that stupid, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822662
Have you? The youngest you can go is 10 not counting humpty eggs, and they're slimes so age isn't really a concept with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822710
Who do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822698

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822710
Either delinquent girls or nice proper MG class presidents who love bad boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822710
Delinquent girls. And they all go to a school with no teachers and there's an Automaton that nobody recognizes as an Automaton and a Kakuen and Freddie Mercury.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822714
I hope there's a sabbath researcher with a similar treatise on the advantages of dating older men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822716
>>20822672
>Even KC has a limit to how low he'd go.
Disgusting toddlercons trying to justify.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822722
Dude don't be fucking racist to Mechazawa, she's not an automaton!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822710
Gyarus who want a stylish, cool boyfriend or shy, bookish fujoshi that think the yankee look is dangerous and exciting. Like James Dean with a modern twist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822721
>Anon decides to skip out on school since he's given up on doing well
>Gets dragged back by that bossy Inari class president of his
Sounds like the start of a cute romance novel

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822724
Incubization reverses ageing if they're old enough. IIRC, back down to around 20-30 Dont remember how old you would have to be, but my guess is probably 50+

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822677
Doesn't matter if you think you could, there is certain shit that's not meant for this thread and toddlercon is one of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822718
That's a small police officer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822716
>>20822724
KC said age 10 was the average, not the absolute limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822728
Fujos don't actually exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822726
Oh yeah? Then how come she goes whiirrrrr beepboopebeepboop whiirrr whenever she's thinking hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822743
That's just her trying to be funny, stop being so rude Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20821845
>That image

May I know the sauce or link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822730
>class prez refuses to give up on anon, she wants to help him make sure he has a good future
>anon knows she's got some wild tendencies that she's just not quite ready to let out yet
>they both coax more and more out of each other
>class prez starts to cut loose a little, takes on a more bold look but keeps her serious attitude, makes sure he takes care of himself
>bad boy anon straightens up a bit but doesn't lose his hard edge, uses it to protect and excite her
>they study together every day after class, then anon brings her home on his motorbike
>they end up growing into each other and starting a relationship that lasts decades

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822748
Saucenao.com

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54836979

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822716
>"...even monsters with the age and appearance of human children under 10 years old will thoughtlessly assault and ravish men"
>"Also, the thoughts of monsters are monstrously obscene from a very young age."

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822515
Neither of those interest me, but her unusual dexterity certainly does

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822740
They do, they're just not as cute as they draw themselves to be. Shy, nerdy girls will always have a place in my heart though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822749
I bet their kids will never believe that their calm, happy dad used to constantly get into fights as a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822754
>>20822739
So does that mean we accept toddlercon in this thread? No it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822772
On your side till
>we
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822698
As someone in my 30s, I only want 900 year old lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822780
I could take it out the we and it would mean the same fucking thing. Quit enabling them

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822765
I'm sure it'll come out once in a while.

>ex-bancho dad hears about a molester on the train his daughters ride to school
>cracks his knuckles so loud the neighbors hear it
>both daughters shiver when they see his "I'm gonna break every bone in your body and I'm gonna enjoy it" face for the first time
>wife baps him on the head with a newspaper and tells him to calm down, the guy was already caught
>he's still in scary delinquent mode for the rest of the day, angrily tuning his old motorcycle
>mom tells embarrassing stories about him being a doting lovey-dovey husband until he cuts it out
>one of the daughters finds his old wooden sword and starts to think she could be a good sukeban

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Dragon Girls are super powerful beings. Yes, they do not mind lowly human boys as their boyfriends or husbands. But never forget dragon girls are powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822963
i wanna find a cave with a dragon and motion to leave every time she belittles me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822963
You just have to yell at them.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me, or does Runya Runya sound rather human in her articles? She clearly has a sense of humor, and also talks about monsters differently than how other monsters seem to think of themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

Vampire children fear the dentist

[Anonymous No.]

I can throw a punch
she can throw a puch
we have something in common
we could punch stuff and then fuck
Simple romance

[Anonymous No.]

Consider this more ominous and foreboding thought only one family type of monster girl is making it to this timeline and it's this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823123
i like whitehorn so i'm good with that

[Anonymous No.]

cherophobia is the fear of happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823114
Relax son, enjoy every moment! You fight, then eat good food. You fight, then drink fine wine. You fight, then sleep with beautiful women. Hell, fight with beautiful women! That is what it means to live.

[Anonymous No.]

GAAN LAH HAAS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823163
Doragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823152
jokes on you old cow, I enjoy being angry.

>>20823163
speak american, dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823152
I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823166
I need art of a hakutaku spluttering after being called old
>"O-O-O-OLD! I am not old! I'm only 26!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823175
I'm turning 26 this month and that's as old as anyone can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823069
It's because she is super smart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823175
>>20823182
I'm 27 in 2 weeks. I'll probably not even care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823175
>35 year old haku bitterly stirs liquor into her evening coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823210
>evening coffee
Why would you drink coffee at evening?

[Anonymous No.]

Even if you were an ultra Chad with billions of dollars, a real woman would never love you as much as these ultra monogamous, cock hungry demons with amazingly exotic features

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823175
I kind of like hakutaku, I only feel they wouldn't like me since I'm a terrible student.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823231
Got papers to grade at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823231
When she has 28 essays to mark by Monday and at least half of them have a typo on the first page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823235
Hakus are still monsters, so on the whole she would probably be most concerned with how much you're trying versus how much you actually succeed. She'd probably get more upset at students who didn't care, whether they're A- cynics or D+ delinquents.

[Anonymous No.]

Chu Chu Yeh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823234
Demons are top tier.

>>20823237
>>20823239
well that sucks, I would hug her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823246
No see, that's why I'm a bad student. I'm good, but I don't care.
If I care about a subject I get good grades, but if I don't care I just pass. That's why they wouldn't like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823247
Tu turu tururu

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823163
i miss the days when elderscrolls made me excited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823345
That was over ten years ago man...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823246
I want hakutaku teacher to try and get my lazy ass good grades.
I want to succeed to make her smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823350
Skyrim was fun and exiting, even if it was blander and a lesser game than the previous games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823360
The Sanguine Rose quest was fun I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>Get to start work from home today.
>No chubby cheshire to smug it up in bed while the jinko frowns at having to go in still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20820717
>>20820738
>>20820759
Idiot spammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823655
Nigga what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823684
Dont reply to the newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823693
Isn't he just the faggot that's constantly complaining about the translations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823698
I honestly think its some kind of meme at this point rather than a genuine complaint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822709
I wanna violate that bapho's mouth
I wanna violate this bapho's mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823720
Would honestly make more sense at if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822709
Given Bapho-sama is a thousand plus years old she's not the best example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823721
Please, you gotta go for the womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823742
Thoroughly violate the mouth first and then the womb, and you can't forget her ass of course!

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to love your monstergirl, gentlemen. Love and cherish them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823721
I want to violate any Bapho's mouth, I don't think I've ever seen a single one who I don't want to grab the horns of and treat her face like an onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823772
That I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823247
>>20823328
Why are members of such a majestic race doing such a lowly job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823782
May you have peace and the quiet happiness of family.

>>20823790
Someone's got to clean the hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823772
There's almost nothing cuter than a happy servant. Maids, bodyguards, beloved pet dogs, all of them deserve to be told how wonderful they are and how much they're appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823735
Still counts dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823806
Oh, but there is one thing. A cute family!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823819
That's true. Things are even better when a servant becomes a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823819
I hear you.
No stopping till she's had 2 whole packs (flocks?) of mini maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823854
It's not too bad being a servant to your mistress-wife.

>>20823865
I believe the collective noun is "staff", as befits the brood you'll be spawning from your staff. Why, you could clean the whole of Versailles in a day with your army of maids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823778
You ever put a 9-volt on your tongue? That's kinda what you're doing grabbing those horns. Only stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823883
Good.
A cute staff of kiki daughtersu will do the meido good!

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of maids, would you accept a two-for-one discount maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823994
>Discount
You mean deal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20824001
In that you have to "deal" with double the libido in one monster maido body? Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/Lb6dJHAMFVA
We need reality breaker maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>20824026
>Shoggy, I think mastah's asking for you!
>Te-ke-li-li~ What a silly mastah, asking for something as simple as that~

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822573
A girl my age, plus or minus my age divided by 10. Also, there are hard boundaries at 16, 18 and 21 so no crossing over those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20824042
I like to think Shoggy and Kiki would teach each other fun magic tricks and other little things they could use to entertain Mastah. Shoggy can't always keep track of what she's supposed to pull out of her hat, and Kiki is still trying to wrap her mind around quarks, but they're both doing their best and it is always fun to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823891
Who is raping who if you grab her horns without consent and then can't let go because magic?

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder: demons are sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822722
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822573
Presumably as young as is required for her to have a developed mind and body. If she's a bombshell by 10, that's fine for me.
It's not like she'd be equivalent to a human 10 year old, why would monster girls reach sexual and mental maturity on anything remotely resembling a human timescale?

That said, if she looked like a 10 year old but was actually 200, I'd be down for that as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822573
Function of intellect and maturity, not age.
Something like a dark slime or hakutaku with ancestral memory, no real minimum.
Otherwise older than me, with a preference for monsters so old they've given up all cares and pretensions. Basically a hotty with the personality of grandma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823123
Someone get me to the lamia timeline stat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822573
Maybe 9 or 10. I prefer small washboard flat lolis but I rather have an adult transformed into loli with a mature personality but I don't really care if she is ancient or just around my age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20822573
8 or 9

[Anonymous No.]

Gotta love this astroturf

[Anonymous No.]

>>20824042
They really are perfect together. I like the previously mentioned idea that the Kiki is actually the lewd one, and the Shog is like her eager student.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20824245
>this many people can't possibly like what I don't like!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20824245
Give your balls a tug titfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20824262
Canadian Yetis calling dudebro hockey players 10 ply and bud

[Anonymous No.]

>>20824142
Tell us something we don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like it if my waifu could use some kind of spell or potion to become an old hag for an evening. I want to spoil her, take her out for wine, tell her she's still the most beautiful woman in the world and rail her so good she feels 'young' again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20823123
I see nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20824142
Loli Demons are the sexiest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20824026

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[Anonymous No.]

>>20824309

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>>20824357
>>20824345
>>20824335
look at this dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>20824245
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20824357
Terrible art

[Anonymous No.]

Carpe Canum!

[Anonymous No.]

Flowers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20824438
I don't care for sweets, can I have chili pepper girl instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20824440
DREAM OF MONSTERFORNICATION
DREAM OF MONSTERFOOORNICAATIOON

[Anonymous No.]

>>20824436
This should be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20824447
No that's dumb I'm leaving now

[Anonymous No.]

>>20824461
You have no choice in the matter.