/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

IF you were a female, would you rather have a virgin male or non-virgin male be your first?

[Anonymous No.]

Femanon here

Non virgin. Virgin over 20 is an instant red flag that there's something wrong with him.

[Anonymous No.]

In before 200 posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081861
0/10

[Anonymous No.]

nah i'd be a lesbian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081866
That just means they like what I like

[Anonymous No.]

If I were a female, I would choose virgin male, I think it's just more romantic and special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081859
I'd just assume he's a virgin since he'd be a shy shota.

[Anonymous No.]

Femanon here

Non virgin. Virgin past elementary school is an instant red flag that there's something unforgivable with him.

[Anonymous No.]

That depends, am I a virgin female or a slut in this hypothetical situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081883
Thank god I lost my virginity to the janitor in elementary school then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081884
...OP said be your first.

[Anonymous No.]

You wont be able to troll us so easily
We are experienced veterans of traps and trolls

[None !KYON.wwv9s No.]

>>2081883
Eeeeh? Really!?

[Anonymous No.]

I won't care, since it will be my first anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081889
Oh.

I is gud readar.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd want a non-virgin so they'd know what they were doing...

[Anonymous No.]

If I were a woman, I'd wait until marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

If I was female I'd get raped in middle school like a good little child.

[Anonymous No.]

how the hell we knew whether he's a virgin or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081859


Doesn't matter, he's going to be a prick either way.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>2081914

Trust me, you'll know.

[Anonymous No.]

If I were female, I would obscess over pretty boys and still have no interest in 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd have another virgin female, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081914

Shy
Awkward
He doesn't know what to do
He comes in 30 seconds

[Anonymous No.]

I'd want a virgin with a weak banjo string.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is /r9k/ around here

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081926
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I don't wanna come in 30 seconds. If I do, will I be strong enough for round 2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081937
Don't worry, like most of us, you won't have the occasion to come in 30 seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081866
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081937
You'll faint and be brought back to the starting area. Remember to bring more water next time.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what really blows me away? How those guys in porn can be fucking some insanely hot chick in the ass, he's just standing there pounding away, and he still doesn't cum for like 10 minutes. How do they do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081937

Not all men do. Your refractory period will be the same as after a fap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081942
Did you forget what day is it today? Tonight's the night! :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081924
This. Being of the opposite gender wouldn't change Anon's personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081947
Male porn stars do require job skills, you know. Otherwise any bloke on the street can be a porn star.

[Anonymous No.]

non virgin is much better

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081951
>Gee Brain, What are we going to do tonight ?
>The same thing we do everynight Pinky, stay alone in our rooms !

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081926
I came in about 30 minutes my first time, thanks to my fapping earlier in the day. Also, I was not shy at all, I wanted to try all the stupid stuff I knew from random reads on the internets.

ITT crappy cliches.

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder how many females in this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081968
I think the most important points, which you missed out, were: Was she a virgin and did she have orgasm too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081968
Fascinating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081968
If I had to try all the different things I've seen on the internet, I think it'd have to be with a drunk Russian prostitute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081861
Yeah right. Women on 4chan... on Valentine's...

On the other hand, no man could be so superficial and ignorant...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081979
If I had to try all the different things I've seen on the internet, I'll be in jail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081979
I'd have to be with a black hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081979
Enjoy your AIDS.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say virgin. Something just seems right about losing your virginity to someone in the same boat even if it does turn out to be quite the terrible experience.

[Anonymous No.]

How could you want to lose your virginity to a non-virgin?

The whole time I'd be thinking about how I'm just another notch in his belt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081988
Agreed. It's not like females are going to have orgasms for their first time anyway, would you rather lose it to a nice guy who saves his first time for you or to a guy who will probably leave you after a few weeks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081987
I didn't say I _wanted_ to try all the shit I've seen.
Goddamn. I think I'll just to the normal stuff or just let her lead the way.

If I ever get the chance, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081994
Second for real women. Sadly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081994
You're a woman, regardless if they guy is nice or leaves you in a few weeks, you'll be fucking some other guy next week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082003
0.5/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081970
we are all man in disguise

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081994
Exactly.

>>2082003
Now that was just uncalled for. Not ALL women are sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082012
Still looking for a proof...

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - a board of romantics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082012
Is that so ?
I won't trod further down that argument, but you know what I'd answer.

[Anonymous No.]

It wouldn't matter to me as long as I loved the guy. It can only get better after the first time if he is a virgin anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082020
Idealistic romantics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082020
>/jp/ - a board of lonely romantics

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082012
>Now that was just uncalled for. Not ALL women are sluts.
I grant you only 99% of them are sluts. Well, rather 99,5% actually, but I'll be generous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082020
>/jp/ - a board of faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082026
>>2082024
>>2082020

*posts about being romantic, goes and masturbates to a 10 year old getting raped by 50 dicks*

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082034
Rape is so romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082020
>/jp/ - a board of traps

[Anonymous No.]

YOUR ALL PERVS

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082034
As long as those guys/tentacles loved the loli and didn't betray her with some slut, it would be ok, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082019
The wide world awaits you Anonymous.

>>2082021
Oh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082034
You say it like it's a bad thing.

I'm not a fan of gang rape, but why would there be something conflicting with me being a hopeless romantic and getting off to something completely different?

[Anonymous No.]

i'm saving my virginity for a japanese chick, i have a reason to not go out and sleep with random sluts, durrr

i'm going to be staying in japan for 3 months with a host family as a transfer student in a couple of weeks, i'll go all out to get laid

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082058
Yeah really. Because it's fictional, right?

It's like saying *protests war in the middle east, then goes and plays Halo*

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082047
Hm, nice try using the "GO OUT" trump card. But I#M not a NEET,sorry...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082061
Enjoy your Japanese slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082061
You'd better be pretty fucking good looking and speak fluent Japanese, otherwise you won't stand a chance.

Good luck either way. Didn't your host family make you pledge abstinence from dating/drinking/driving?

[Anonymous No.]

I am saving my womb for the JAPANESE seed.

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ No.]

Virginity doesn't matter as long as they don't have STDs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082058
Women dream of getting raped but it surely isn't their real wish. So I see no problems about lolis and tentacles..

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082058

Yeah, it's not like I'd care if a virgin girl schlicked to male gang rape or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082076
If my virgin girlfriend told me she schlicked to rape, gang rape, loli, yuri... etc the thing in my pants would explode immediately and multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082076
>>2082074
>>2082058

Because the girl probably isn't as stuck up as most of /jp/ about their future partners being a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082073
I'm abnormally white and I can tape my eyebrows sideways. Will you go out with me? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082072
No, I was told in the interview that they'd prefer it if I didn't date but they weren't completely against.

Drinking and driving are a big no no and will get me shipped back home, though.

[Anonymous No.]

I think what a lot of you guys are forgetting is that almost all of the 20+ virgins girls are either VERY fat or VERY Christian. I guess I could deal with a Christian, but one way or another she's bound to discover your true nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082092
That's not what we're talking about, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082092
There's this one christian girl I got to know... fuck, why did you have to get my hopes down T_T

[Anonymous No.]

HAIL THE ALL POWERFUL HYMEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082092
It's okay, I'm more conservative than most modern christian, aside from japanese rape porn, I'd probably burn most modern priests at the stake for lack of morals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082100
Nothing Gae Bolg can't pierce through.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spread my seed overseas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082100
What's a hymen? No, seriously I understand the concept but I don't know what it is. Is it just some hunk of flesh that covers the vag00?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082065
You may not be a NEET but you obviously haven't been out enough if you've come to the conclusion that all women are sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082105
Correct.
Tear through it, and she stops being a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

Femanon.
Doesn't matter.
Nonvirgin helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082109
But why is it there in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082116
God gave females hymens to put them in their place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082116
Why do you have hair on your ass?

My guess is "evolution".

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082116
It has something to do with cell division and the development of organs pre-birth.

Women aren't technically "supposed" to have hymens. It's one of nature's accidents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082116
To know that the female is a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082105
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymen

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082121
But what does it do? Why is it there? Is it helpful in any way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082128

Yeah, so you can tell she's a virgin or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082128
Nothing.
Dunn, lol.
I doubt it.

Ask the same questions for the hair on your ass. It's pretty much the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082107
#1 How the hell do you want to know that I don't go out enough?

#2 I'm sure that some women aren't sluts but every time I'm interested in one I get rejected with the most uncreative answers ("You're not my type."). Sooner or later I see who "their type" is. -> Sluts, maybe not in a literal way.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YEAH APPENDIX

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082129
But they can rebuild them. They have the technology!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082124
Yeah, only humans and moles got hymens though.^^

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082131
But I thought ass hair kept you warm and lessened any blows you may receive in that area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082139
No, a fuckload of mammals do too.
Also, get the fuck out you goddamn nigger and take your emoticons with you.

[Anonymous No.]

Talking about asshair, what's the best way to remove it? There's no way i'll be able to shave it off with shaving cream and a disposable razor.

Wiping my ass after shitting is a huge pain in the ass (lol pun) and normally requires me to stand there using up entire rolls of bog paper or jump in the shower. I figure it's because it's getting stuck on the hair and wiping everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082140
You'd need something similar to a bears fur in order for it to do anything.

>>2082139
>[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082132
Well by the obvious conclusion you've jumped to. And have you ever thought that maybe you.. aren't their type?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082142
Have you tried an electric shaver? Maybe hair removal cream? Wax?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082142
Hey nigger, just keep hair out of your asshole and you should be fine.
Rip 'em out if ya care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082142
>There's no way i'll be able to shave it off with shaving cream and a disposable razor.
Why ? I did. Believe in me, who believes in you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082142
Do you have a full bush in your ass, or what?
Or do you just not shower regularly?

Try putting some water on the toilet paper or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082144
I didn't say it was effective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082136

From the top of my head, the appendix does have a function. If, for some reason, you should lose the majority (if not all) bacteria in your intestines the appendix produces 'feed' to help re-establish them. Without an appendix it's exceptionally difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking evolution. Get us rid of ass hair already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082147
Come on, it's the most cliched and ignorant answer one can give. Of course there is something they dislike. They WANT that guy that treat them bad or at least live 200 miles away. That's what makes "not their type". That's what they try to hide by giving generic answers. -> Sluts, maybe not in a literal way.

[Anonymous No.]

Hairy ass guy here.

I'm more worried about the stubble that is impossible to get rid of with a disposable razor after the first shave. Ass stubble must be fucking painful, what with it grinding together as you walk and everything.

Should I shell out ~$100 for a decent electric shaver?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082167
You could just go and get your ass waxed at a professional clinic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082167

Just light your ass hair on fire in the shower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082160
No, the appendix is lymphatic tissue. Sometimes it's called tonsill of the intestines. It is most likely useless.

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't write this, found it on google.

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my butt-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my buttcheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081862
>In before 200 posts
It's sad how easy it is to predict.

[Anonymous No.]

How did we go from being the little girl to talking about asshair oh god my little sister just walked in my room as I was typing this, looked at my screen, and walked out. Why the fuck can't she knock? She's been more and more of a bitch since she turned 12. At least the only thing she saw was Miku, it could have been worse.

[Anonymous No.]

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my butt of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My butt was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two buttcheaks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082164
They are women after all and they mind works in mysterious ways. I can see where you're coming from though.

Actually now that you mention it. Why do they find themselves attracted to guys who treat them bad?

[Anonymous No.]

Femanon here.
I'd say virgin, because then it's special for the both of you.
And hopefully he won't be lying/exaggerating if he says he's a non-virgin... xD it's a funny story...

>>2082092
Not neccesarily. Some girls are waiting for the right person, even past 20.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082147
Furthermore, is there really just one "type" of personality, outward appereance etc. that you can accept? Everyone else loses? I think that's really superficial...

[Anonymous No.]

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poo- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my butt off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my butt cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my butt at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for butt-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my buttcheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't really wanna be female. But if I were, I wouldn't care about who my first would be as long as we'd love each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082177
Rape her. Also why are you frightened of your little sister seeing a discussion about being the little girl with Miku giving you a valentine's chocolate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082189
love? lol sounds like you already ARE female

[Anonymous No.]

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your butt having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Guys, DON'T SHAVE YOUR BUTT-HAIR!

END.


So, hairy ass guy, I recommend you either get laser treatment and have it removed permanently or just wet the toilet paper you're wiping with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082167
go to family dollar, or dollar general and get a 20-30 dollar remington sideburn shaver. it should come with the right-angel head that makes it easy to turn on and just shove up there and trim it all off. works great on pubes too obviously. keep it oiled or itll start to catch hair and yank it out instead of cut it and it hurts like a bitch.

...works on armpit and leg hair if you wanna be a trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082191
I'm more angry that she doesn't knock. What if she had seen the Japan/General text? She could have found out I go here; she doesn't even know I'm a weeaboo. I could have been looking at lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082200
Why are you ashamed of it? Stop being a faggot and admit it. She probably already knows, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082195
How about just trimming it like a civilized person?

[Anonymous of Bangkok !SLUT6eLWCk No.]

Wait until marriage. I'd be the ojousama type.
And my sentences would end with desuwa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082180
I honestly don't know. I was in a discussion about that many times. Maybe they want someone to decide for them to hide their own lack of self esteem. Maybe they are really THAT ignorant thinking those guys "know what they want" and that they can turn them into softies for their own use only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082178

Pics or it didn't happen

[Anonymous No.]

Science is not evolving fast enough for me to be able to get chocolate from Miku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082200
Lock your fucking door or move out, only children live with their family, real men live in a small apartment on welfare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082207
>I didn't write this, found it on google.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082195

Protip: Alternate between left and right cheeks. The hairy side will cushion the stubble side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082200
Using Firefox? Get an add on that integrates mouse gestures. So you can open a new tap everytime someone comes in. Opera has mouse gestures out of the box, IIRR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082204
What I'm saying is I'm afraid of her coming here.
>>2082211
NO U XDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082217
I usually just browse with the keyboard. I'm on Linux so I usually just change workspaces when someone walks. The thing is, my door is fucked and even when it is locked all you have to do is push it slightly and it will open. She somehow managed to do this without me hearing and I didn't know she was there until the door was fully opened and hit the back of my chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082232
Rearrange your room to make your monitor(s) face away from the door, if it really troubles you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082232
Just stick some stuff in front of the door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082232
Oh, okay. I thought I could boast with my computer knowledge...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082203
Well, is it their own lack of self esteem or merely that they are fitting the passive the role society has given them? Maybe they are just looking for someone more 'able' to make the major dicisions for them.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd rather have a virgin female be my first.

I mean, it wouldn't really bother me if she wasn't, but I'd prefer it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082175
>>2082178
>>2082187
>>2082195
This guy has to be somewhat fat. I do it about once per month and never had any problems with it. It does itch a few days after I shave my cock, but it never happened with my ass-hair.

>>2082215
That's probably another solution. If you're single, that is. I'd love to see the complex expression on your girlfriend's face when she sees it and asks why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082251
I have two examples for the low self esteem theory. Society might be a good point but my experience is that sometimes they even let their guys do the minor decisions. However, they complain about a lack of emancipation and men discriminating women...^^

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082204
This. Tell her you think she's at the most beautiful stage in her life, open a bottle of champagne and let things flow from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082276
What? She's 12 and I'm 20, we can't legally drink alcohol. I wouldn't even know where to get it, not that I ever would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082284
Oh, yeah. American. Huh.

Don't worry, just open a bottle of Sprite instead and then let things flow from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082291
I can't bother her right now, she's playing with her cute loli friend. If only I didn't have terrible acne and a total lack of social skills, I'd be playing with her too. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082284
＞I'm 20
>can't legally drink alcohoｌ
Move to a normal country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082284
>I'm 20
>can't legally drink alcohoｌ
Move to a normal country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081862
>In before 200 posts
Well we're already up to 157.. almost there

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082310
Hmm. Truly this is a conundrum for even my vast intellect.

I say, with as much haste as possible, use hypnotherapy to develop immense self-confidence and panache. Google "confidence hypnotherapy". Should be on mp3.

Then, wear a groovy scarf around your acne and let that natural playfulness you wish to release SHINE THROUGH!

And don't forget the Sprite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082317
Hmm, let's see... ass hair, linux, 12-year-olds...
Just a little off topic. But I don't mind...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082323
People with acne can't be cool, it's like calling a snail cool.
You could paint flames on it's shell and play death metal as it slowly advances towards grass, it's still not cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082332
I dunno, I think that snail sounds pretty fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082332
BRB, getting corpse paint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082332
Excuses, excuses. I've met many people with physical deformities who were the awesome-est I'd ever met. A boatman with a milky-dead-eye who was the nicest, most reliable fellow you could ever hope to meet. Or that fat yaoi fan who turned out to be an excellent cook.

If cool can't be your thing, find another positive quality and exploit it for your social benefit.

And, again, don't forget the Sprite.

[Anonymous No.]

Snails ARE cool. Your entire argument is invalid.

I'm taking this thread somewhere cooler.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082367
>>2082370
>>2082372
It's like I'm really on /d/.
And that's allllriiiight.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082370
OH DEAR GOD IT'S HIDEOUS

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082360
Oh, don't apologise to me, I don't have acne.
Probably the guy's nice and all, but I wouldn't rely on the cool factor if my face looked like a ladybug with white dots.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't have asshair if we had evolved from mollusks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082395
>>2082393
>>2082388
>>2082386
>>2082384
>>2082379
>>2082372
>>2082370
>>2082367
Thread improved.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, I get it you're trying to force the thread into auto-sage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082332
Do you even have any idea of what "cool" means, where it came from, or what it meant before retards stole it? Snails are probably the most relaxed, chilled out animals on the planet. They're practically the definition of cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081861

Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2081859
wat
A virgin would be cuter.
But it wouldn't really matter, since I'd only have sex with who I really love. Even if he is or isn't a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082540
Do I look like I give a damn about the original expression ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082553
The current usage isn't even that different from the original expression. Being "cool" isn't about flames or whatever other dorky shit you think it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082553
I dunno, post pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2082578
I don't have a camera and wouldn't post picture even if I had, fuck you.