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Dear /jp/,

'Sup cherryboys. By just looking at yourselves, it seems that all of you couldn't have a date with your girlfriends on Valentine's Day, eh? Oh sorry, I mean you fat losers don't have one and not capable of having one either. Don't worry, together with all your small cocks and hairy chests and flabby abs, you're going to die as a virgin before reaching the age of 25.

Boo hoo.... What's the matter? Fappin' too much on 2D girls? Play touhou and shit? Live with it faggots.

>> No.2078711
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Fascinating.

>> No.2078715
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2078715

Uhum, I see... Please continue.

>> No.2078718

Isn't cherryboys a japanese expression, tho ?
Never heard anyone use it.

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>> No.2078725

That's okay, I like not spending large amounts of money for just one day.

>> No.2078726

cool story bro

>> No.2078727

>small cocks and hairy chests and flabby abs you're going to die as a virgin before reaching the age of 25.

Penis size and chest hair linked to death. News at 11.

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This thread is Fascinating.

>> No.2078740

OH MAN YOU'RE SO RIGHT

HEY COME ON OVER TO MY ASS SO YOU CAN FUCK ME IN THE ASS IT'LL BE SO CASH

WE'LL TAKE PICTURES AND SELL THEM OVER THE INTERNET FOR MONEY

I'M SURE THERES A BUNCH OF SICK FUCKS OUT THERE THAT'LL BUY THAT KINDA SHIT

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>>2078740
Sup OP

>> No.2078743

what's this? oh /b/, you'll be keeping us company for valentine's day? thanks bros!

>> No.2078745

But.. I'm already paste the age of 25... Does that mean I'm dead?

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>>2078745

>> No.2078748

I already had sex once. It is overrated.

>> No.2078755

>>2078745
Have you crossed a guy with bullet scars on his chest lately?

>> No.2078754

valentine's day is just the middle of fucking winter

the real events are at the fireworks during summer

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>>2078745
Can you use magic yet?

>> No.2078771

what does cherry boys mean

>> No.2078776
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2078776

Valentine's Day is a conspiracy set up by Capitalists.

>> No.2078786

>>2078771
It means "You're a fucking faggot, stop bumping this thread".

>> No.2078787

>>2078715
>>2078725
>>2078755
>>2078771
>>2078776
Stop aging this.

Also reported.

>> No.2078788

>>2078771
It means virgin.
I learned that by reading h-manga.

>> No.2078795

>>2078786
you dont have to be mean about it

>> No.2078800

>>2078787
It's not like anyone is getting trolled by this, don't be so rude.
The newfags are partying with their girlfriends.

>> No.2078803

>>2078704
Marisa_get_out.jpg

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Valentine's Day is a conspiracy.

>> No.2078806

>>2078795
Reported.

>> No.2078811

>>2078806
no

>> No.2078816

>>2078800
It's people like them that are contributing to /jp/'s demise. Hey, let's bump every shitty troll thread! It doesn't matter if they stay on the front page! Hopefully they'll enjoy their new /a/ after they're through.

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cool story bro

>> No.2078822

>>2078811
I'm reporting every post you make.

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