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20765272 No.20765272 [Reply] [Original]

Does /jp/ know if tsuchinoko exist?

>> No.20765308

only if you disable all the electric fences and set up mouse traps on the hill, leave then come back

>> No.20765315
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>>20765272
She does, and she's one of the cutest creatures in the world.

>> No.20765330

>>20765272
/x

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>>20765308
This post reminded me I've needed this reaction image for a while.

>> No.20765588

When I was in my 20s I went to Hokkaido and in one of my drunken stupors at the rented bungalow, a Tsuchinoko came up to me and told me something about the Y2K or the millennium and wanted me to pour out part of the bottle on a tray. I did while making a mess and I remember thinking he would make a nice pocket pussy. We tried but I was so drunk I couldnt cum and I think it told me it was going to coil up next to the radiator and we would see each other in the morning.

The next morning most of the 2nd bottle was finished and it was gone. Never gonna forget that.

>> No.20765654
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>>20765315
RIP Kemono Friends

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>>20765654
Thats just a drawing of an ugly goth girl with blue hair dressed up in a reptile themed full suit pajama probably meant for a kid half her age.

>> No.20765728

>>20765654
What do you mean RIP? It got another season thats airing now... Tons of new merchandise and games, and the shitty dishonorable faggot of a director who made a mistake who rightfully got fired and then went online to get others to shamefully badmouth Kadokawa is finally no more. Seriously... Fuck him. He messed up a good thing and he really did not give a flying fuck about the franchise anyways.

>> No.20765767

>>20765728
>He messed up a good thing
The series was literally nothing before he made it popular.

You might have room to play if you were one of the few people who played the smartphone game before it went down but I know for a fact that you're not.

>> No.20765768

>>20765588
Wtf this post made me go "tsuchinoko real" out loud.

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It definitely exists Anon

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>> No.20765884

>>20765272
That snake kind of looks like that one cat

>> No.20766226

>>20765702
>full suit pajama

>> No.20766518

>>20766226
Yes. And?

>> No.20766525

>>20765272
>gif
static image
>crypt creatures
go to /x

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This boi wants to fuck your daughter again. Do you permit him?

>> No.20766675

>>20766518
With no pants?

>> No.20766715

>>20766675
No pants. So you know how hard it is to yiff through loose holes?

>> No.20766731

retards go die

>> No.20766806

>>20766731
Every1 will some day.

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