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207598 No.207598 [Reply] [Original]

I caught me a youkai!

Now the question is /jp/gers one quick thrust or slow and gentle?

>> No.207607

whatever gets the job done

>> No.207611

>>207598
your an idiot. you sell it for money.

>> No.207631

More of what looks like Reisen.

>> No.207639

Set it free. Then chase and catch it again. Then set it free again and repeat process. Give her despair

>> No.207645

rabbit stew

end of discussion

>> No.207679

I'd keep her chained up but be nice to her at the same time, making her slowly like me more. Then eventually she'll start cooking for me and love me. ;_;

>> No.207680
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207680

Eirin, buy this one for me!

>> No.207681

Reisen is not a youkai. Tewi is.

>> No.207691

This will make you go ;_;
http://www.pooshlmer.com/wakaba/src/1205393897459.doc.unknown

>> No.207737

>>207691
;______;

>> No.207761

>>207691
;__;

>> No.207765

>>207691

tldr

>> No.207893

>>207691
gdsgh,sdfgsldf

FUCKYOUFUCKYOU

Now there's this empty feeling in my heart. And I'm so sad.

;_;

>> No.207929

>>207598
LOLWUT...YOUKAI, YOU SAY...
WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE BUNNY ALONE, BEAT DA FUCKINGS TEWI BITCH, NOT HER.

>> No.208011

>>207639
I like the way you think.

>> No.208042

first ill be nice to her and earn her trust.
then when she least suspect it i'll stick it in her pooper

>> No.208074

>>207598
Slow and gentle to start with, until you're certain that you're lined up fine. Then go for the surprise deep thrust to break her hymen.

>> No.208102
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208102

DANCE!

>> No.208115

>>208042
>stick it in her pooper

She won't be surprised much.

>> No.208158

>>208115
SURPRISE BUTTSECHS

>> No.208201

/r/ rule 34 of eirin dressed as elmer fudd forcing herself on reisen

>> No.208205

>>6468809
Swami, did /r9k/ finally manage to kick you out of their little club or something?

Get the hell out of here you racist slut.

>> No.208254

>>207691
oh god I actually cried at that... I don't think I'll be able to fap to inaba box again ;__;

>> No.208275
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>>207691
I really liked the ending for some reason.

8.5/10, will read again.

>> No.208302

I was planning on writing a short story from the point of view of a tourist in a bus that breaks through the barrier accidentally. It would have involved lots of running and screaming as the tourists would slowly get picked off and eaten by youkai, and would have ended with the main character finding himself at the SDM, and being invited in for tea. Or is that "as tea"?

Then I realised I'm lazy and can't write.

>> No.208350

>>208302

You could write up some dialog and create a CD drama.

>> No.208385

>>208350
Didn't we try to do this with TOKYO CRYSTAL MEW MEW MEW MEW at one point?

>> No.208734
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208734

can't believe someone wrote such a long touhou fanfic

absurd

>> No.208802

>>207691
I hate how I knew the end four pages before it.

This was good though.

>> No.208815

>>207691

Delicious ending. I somehow knew it would be a bad end. Nothing concocted by anon could ever have a good end.

>> No.208899

>>207691
Jesus fuck.

>> No.208926
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>> No.208932
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208932

>>207645
>rabbit stew

>> No.208937

>>207691
Holy shit. Fanfiction. That doesn't suck.

>> No.208963

It kinda sucks.

But it kinda doesn't.

>> No.208967

>>208815
Anons day has many good ends !

>> No.209033

I BAWWWWWW'D

>> No.209044

>>208967

I rest my case.

>> No.209053
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209053

You walk out the main door. Somewhere, off in the distance, you can hear a familiar eerie melody. You can’t tell if the sound is coming from deep within Eientei, or elsewhere in the forest, or from your own lips, or is even merely inside your head, but it doesn’t matter to you. You simply smile and enjoy the music as you begin your slow journey home.

>> No.209061

And then he became a hobo.

>> No.209073

>>208734
You'd be surprised.
http://www.pooshlmer.com/touhouwiki/index.php/Fiction_by_Usually_Dead

>> No.209079

Also, I wonder if /jp/ knows of EPIC MONGOL END yet.

>> No.209089
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209089

>>"All those happy memories. Her return and subsequent recovery. Her getting pregnant. The joy of living together with her and raising a child. Getting to watch little Kaguya’s first day of school, and every day after that. Being together, as a wonderful family."

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.209092

“…Were you happy?”

“OF COURSE I WAS HAPPY! WHY DO YOU THINK I’M SO MAD, HUH? ALL THOSE HAPPY TIMES ARE LIES! NONE OF THEM WERE REAL!”

“OF COURSE IT MAT-“

Wait.

Does it?

“You could have lived your life without her, you know. Knowing and feeling what you do now, which would you have preferred?


;_;

>> No.209108

>>209079
I think I was one of the first to post it here, if not _the_ first. NOT THAT I AM BRAGGING OR ANYTHING

>> No.209114

>>209079
Lol, I read it here before. That's the one where the Mongol punches the sun, right?

>> No.209128

You are a proud warrior in East Asia, serving a most charismatic and ambitious young warlord by the name of Temujin. In his glorious unification of his ancestral homeland, you serve him with the might and energy of a hundred men. After the most magnificent of battles, you see a strange distortion of space, where two oddly clothed women, one who somehow appears to have several large furry tails, are dragging exhausted sleeping soldiers. You, knowing no fear, charge towards the women full bore. However, you misjudge the distortion, falling through time and space.

When you finally gather your wits, you find yourself in a strange world, one you gather must be tales of the land far to the east beyond the sea. You find you have landed in a place called "Hakurei Shrine", and that the lady in charge is a miko by the name of Reimu. She's rather annoyed by your less than pleasant smell and tendency to devour a small feast at one sitting. Worse yet, you don't have any of this "money" stuff she keeps going on about. She mutters under her breath how you must be another "oni".

>> No.209130

Upon those words, a young girl with horns sticking out of her head leaps at you and pins you to the ground. "Another oni!" she squeals with delight. The two of you certainly seem sure to get along well together.

As time passes, you enjoy the company of this young oni girl by the name of Suika. Even your remarkable strength is easily matched by this girl, and her tolerance for alcohol outdoes even your own. She loves competition, and you find yourself exhausted, bruised, with many hangovers, and with a very sore pelvis (Although you agree that both of you won that competition very much.), and you couldn't imagine a greater reward for a warrior who must have been slain in battle and granted the delights of the heavens.

>> No.209132

One hot summer's day, you mention to Suika that the sun is a terrible thing, far too hot and far too bright. She agrees, and insists you two get drunk in order to cool down. Her answer for everything, and not a bad one at that. After what seems to be endless amounts of this liquor she calls "sake", you get a brilliant idea. "I should punch the sun!" you exclaim. Suika agrees emphatically. However, you sadly remember that humans cannot fly, and you just can't quite reach the sun to punch it, even though you try for a full hour. Suika then has a brilliant idea of her own. She will use her awesome strength to throw you at the sun, so you can punch it.

You fly through the air so fast, you are shocked to find that up in the sky really high, everything is black with a bunch of tiny spots of light. There doesn't seem to be any air up here... However, the woman you saw on that fateful day peeks her head at you, somehow traveling at the same speed you are, and explains briefly "Mongols are like Batman. You can breathe in space." What this means, you never manage to find out. As you reach the sun, you punch it with all your might. Or rather, you fly into the sun with your fist mightily stretched out. Even a mighty Mongol quickly burns to a crisp when he lands on the sun.

Suika has realized this, far too late. She's sad that her new friend is gone. However, the freak occurrence of a total solar eclipse the next day warms her heart. You really did beat the crap out of the sun after all.

>> No.209135

And as I said in a previous thread, one of the resident drawfags around here should make an illustrated version of that story.

>> No.209153

WIN

>> No.209166

It's alright, At least compared to the other fanfiction. Nothing too special though.

>> No.209171
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>> No.209191

>>209135
Which one? Mongol story?

>> No.209216

>>209191
yes

>> No.209218

...fuck you guys i would keep her forever and ever in my closest

>> No.209225

>>209132
That was.. beautiful.

>> No.209237

>>209132
Now this is a good fanfic.

>> No.209252
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209252

Delicious Suika.

>> No.209266

>>207598
I love that pic of Reisen. Moar?

>> No.209280

>>209114
>punches the sun
I was sitting in my huge leather armchair watching telly, and thinking how marvelous it would be to be a werewolf. How fantastic and different my life would be. To go beyond human; to be a man-dog, a hairy person. Look at me! I am teeth, I am fur, I am dribble. I am the wolfman. Homo Wolfus! My rocket is made from pure carbon and smashes through planets. I am Wolfman. I hate being bored and I can punch suns! I am the wolfman, a huge rancid dog travelling at five thousand miles per hour. Wolf-person! Dog-boy! I am the universe! I am the premium dog! I am it!

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209286

FUCK YES PUNCH THE SUN

>> No.209306

>>209280
Fuck yeah PS2 advertising.

>> No.209378

>>207691
That story made me feel feelings I didn't even know I had ;_;

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