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20758962 No.20758962 [Reply] [Original]

Would you like to have a drink with Bunny-Jo'on?

>> No.20758972

I don't like wine sorry

>> No.20759208

>>20758962
>Would you like to have a drink with Bunny-Jo'on?
Hell no.
Why would I spend my final waking moments roaming the Earth, with a girl that possibly drugged the drink so I would die and she would take my money and pin the crime on some innocent commoner.
Hell no. Haven't drunk and will never. Onis like Suika can sadly never be my friend.

I would much rather go to the Hakurei Shrine and bother the shrine maiden with pointless questions until she tells me to either go away or help her with tidying the shrine which consists of her doing absolutely nothing to help.

>> No.20759423
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>>20758962

>> No.20759581 [SPOILER] 
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>>20759423
>a shae since this is the only means to make someone who infects everyone else with their spoiled stupid whore attitude to hear sense it,

"really is an insult to be attracted to a horrible waste of a heroine like you silly top, my hat and good morning copy and drunk on attitude. I hope Kokoro punches you in the throat as often as possible, because I don't want to touch you. I bet you're the P6 recolor too!"

>> No.20759638
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20759638

>>20758962
Tits on Joon is heresy

>> No.20759677
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>> No.20762496

>>20759208
Jo'on is a innocent girl waiting for her prince charming.

>> No.20762595

>>20758962
Sweaty armpits...

>> No.20763112

>>20758962
I'll rather have children with her.

>> No.20763144

>>20758962
I would appreciate it if you didn't post these artists as OP pics:

Hammer
Roki

>> No.20763169

>>20763144
Why?

>> No.20763207

>>20758962
Best artist.

Full Jyoon manga from Roki when?

>> No.20765231

>>20763207
Hopefully soon. He needs to branch out.

>> No.20765878

>>20758962
No, I don't like short women.
By the way, where's your sister?

>> No.20768437
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20768437

>>20765878
Why are you afraid of a strong independent woman, anon.

>> No.20769000

>>20758962
Jo'on would make a wonderful mom

>> No.20771570
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20771570

>>20768437
Because you're 4'7 without boots and your sis is a whole feet taller!

>> No.20771573

>>20758962
ROKI

>> No.20771586
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20771586

>>20771570
Whoops, wrong picture.

>> No.20772438

>>20762496
And what number "prince" would that be now? Definately more than one.

>> No.20773621

>>20772438
>And what number "prince" would that be now?
None so far.
>Definately more than one.
I won't hear you talk more slander about a pure and innocent maiden

>> No.20773680
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>>20771586

!

>> No.20774455

>>20773680
But she'll die.

>> No.20774516

>>20771586
sexy poorhu

>> No.20777177

>>20774516
Skin and bones are not signs of sexy

>> No.20779896

>>20758962
yes.

>> No.20780115

>>20773680
>delayed migration

I don't think that bitch could delay it anymore if she tried.

>> No.20782673

>>20780115
What do you mean

>> No.20786082 [DELETED] 

>>20773680
That's neat

>> No.20787377

>>20758962
I'll rather make her a mom.

>> No.20791185

>>20771586
Shion is dirty

>> No.20792890

>>20791185
How dare you

>> No.20794059

>>20758962
What are we drinking?

>> No.20797083

>>20794059
Tequila.

>> No.20798148

>>20759677
Lewd.

>> No.20800391

>>20758962
Only if I drink from your breast.

>> No.20800405

>>20759677
Public use Jo'on
Servicing literally hundreds of men with her holes

>> No.20801244
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>>20759677
Fabulous. I will become the best Joon player this world has ever seen.

>> No.20801328

>>20801244
Only then you’ll get to sniff her armpits while she wears bunsuit.

>> No.20801597
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>>20801328
Gross. I don't want that.

>> No.20804759

>>20801597
Shion, no

>> No.20806679

>>20801597
Shion, yes.

>> No.20806906

>>20801597
Shion, maybe

>> No.20806993

>>20801597
Shion, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPseOlTl7Dk

>> No.20808792

>>20806993
fitting

>> No.20810694

>>20758972
Why are you such a fag.

>> No.20811940

>>20758962
Yes who wouldn't?

>> No.20815446

>>20811940
Me

>> No.20815706

i wonder what eiki think about all yall talking about "yeah i want the bottle service with that richhu" instead of doing it the way THE GODS planned it and giving shion the charity

so when i see her i am going to link this thread yeah enjoy your 48 hour lecture ok

>> No.20817767

>>20815706
Wiki can't do shit.

>> No.20820127

>>20801597
Who would kidnap Shion?

>> No.20820225

>>20820127
Shion.

>> No.20820230

>>20815706
I am friends with Eiki.
Your argument is invalid.

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>>20773621
>a pure and innocent maiden

>> No.20821562

>>20820127
There's Joon right there.
She tried to bring Shion home for causing ruckus with Tenshi.

>> No.20821896

>>20821562
what a loving little sister.

>> No.20823453

>>20820238
She is.

>> No.20823923

>>20815706
Shion deserves no charity, she's a thief and a cunt.

Joon also deserves no charity, but at least she doesn't smell.

>> No.20824273

>>20800405
I want to see a doujin about a whoring competition between Reimu and Jo'on.

>> No.20826980

>>20824273
Why

>> No.20827000

>>20826980
Before asking someone "why", you should ask yourself "why not"

>> No.20828207

>>20824273
*Sanae and Jo'on.

>> No.20829139

>>20828207
Sanae is pure

>> No.20829156

>>20829139
pure slut.

>> No.20829181

>>20829156
Slut, not whore. She'd lose in an instant to the pro level prostitutes.

>> No.20831521

>>20829156
Wrong.

>> No.20833768

>>20828207
Jo'on would do no such thing

>> No.20833917

>>20829181
No shit. That's why she's advertised as free. The fact that she's assertive in taking all the stuffing really does help her cause.
You pay less attention to what you have to pay for and focus on what you don't have to pay for.
No matter how good it might be or how stunning she looks, you can't beat a free service. Although the mountain of diseases might tell otherwise if you don't think with your dick.

>>20831521
I forgot. A slut can not be pure.

>> No.20835035

>>20833917
>A slut can not be pure.
It means nothing but a slut. Never sex for love or money, only to cum.

>> No.20837298

>>20758962
I would. Who wouldn't?

>> No.20837631

>>20837298
A poor person who can't afford to pay.

>> No.20839445

>>20837631
Poorfag.

>> No.20839455 [DELETED] 

>>20829156
And you’re a pure redditor.

>> No.20842765

>>20839455
No.

>> No.20844351
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20844351

>>20759638
She's best with small breasts.

>> No.20844652

>>20844351
All whores are. Prostitution is the best with small unimpressive bodies.

>> No.20846852

>>20810694
I have Minere's Disease, can't drink that.

>> No.20847566
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20847566

I love Anything-JO! So yes.

>> No.20850194

>>20846852
That sucks

>> No.20853420

>>20820230
Wrong!

>> No.20853466
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>>20844351

I WANT TO SUCK HER TOES

>> No.20854152

>>20853466
Lewd

>> No.20855485

>>20758962
I wanna drink her pussy nectar.

>> No.20855513
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20855513

This kills the Jo'on

>> No.20856927

>>20855513
Delet

>> No.20859638

>>20758962
no, she is disgusting and has all the stds

>> No.20859738

>>20859638
>she is disgusting and has all the stds
This is exactly why I want to bareback her.

>> No.20859742

bug chaser get out
sorry we are overstocked on bottom tier fetishes and will not accept any more at this time

>> No.20859920

>>20833917
But the winner of a whoring competition would obviously be the one who made more money. If Sanae makes 0 yen, it doesn't matter how many guys she drained, she's gonna lose no matter what.

>> No.20861148

>>20859638
Lies, she's a virgin.

>> No.20864314

>>20859742
Jo'on is not a bottom.

>> No.20865397

>>20855513
translate.

>> No.20865630

>>20864314
She is anything you pay her to be.

>> No.20865719
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20865719

You saved up money for that long awaited fudeoroshi, didn't ya boya?

>> No.20866496

>>20865719
Yes

>> No.20866553

>>20865719
I went for the 500 yen special at the Hakurei shrine instead.

>> No.20869379

>>20866553
must have been a quickie.

>> No.20870026

>>20859638
no, that would be shion

>> No.20870124

>>20865719
No. I saved that money because I had it laying around.
What's a fuderoshi? I would much rather go home and shitpost with fairies until I pass out never.

>> No.20870127

>>20859638
>>20870026
That's not Sanae though, so both of you are wrong.

>> No.20870133
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>>20870124
Well, how about you complete the transaction so you could find out more about it?

>> No.20870165

>>20768437
>>20768437
>Why are you afraid of a strong independent woman, anon.
Doesn't exist.
Those "women" are nothing more than old hags past their prime trying to get younger meat because they're a depreciating product that sits out in the open like spoiled meat and rotten eggs for everyone to see but not to ever interact with.
It's not being strong or independent, it's that you're so fucking unattractive and inferior to other girls.

>> No.20870171

>>20870133
How about you pay that fucking debt you owe me. Transaction my ass.

>> No.20870871

>>20870124
>What's a fuderoshi?
I bet you'd like to know. Unfortunately, you're posting here, so... >>20860007

>> No.20871149

>>20869379
It's the patented Hakurei Dead Fish Experience™.

>> No.20872330

>>20871149
Sounds awful

>> No.20872914

>>20872330
How rude! The DFE™ is the most cost-effective service in all Gensokyo! Reimu's highly trained pubic floor muscles are guaranteed to get you off in ten thrusts or less!

>> No.20876113

>>20865719
too used up

>> No.20878166

>>20876113
How rude.

>> No.20880163

>>20872914
And if not.

>> No.20881034

>>20870165
>Doesn't exist.
Wow, that's sexist.

>> No.20881062

>>20881034
Suck his cock dude.

>> No.20882087

>>20881062
No

>> No.20882644

>>20859638
How rude

>> No.20884426

>>20882644
It's the truth.

>> No.20885663

>>20758962
Yeah, why not.

>> No.20887792

>>20882087
*forces you onto OP*
OP it is then!
*Locks both of you in a one sided solid vault*
Have fun!

>> No.20890416

>>20801244
Good luck.

>> No.20890968
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>> No.20892794

>>20890968
>implying remilia has any money

>> No.20894015

>>20892794
She's an Ojou-Sama

>> No.20896198

>>20894015
And?

>> No.20896503
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>> No.20896523

>>20894015
Remilia is Old Rich, which means she has land and a title but is secretly poor as fuck and in massive amounts of debt.
Joon is Nouveau Riche, the only thing Remilia hates more than poor people.

>> No.20897074

>>20896523
>she has land and a title but is secretly poor as fuck and in massive amounts of debt.
Well that explains why she moved to Gensoukyo, tax collectors can't cross the barrier

>> No.20899292

>>20897074
So Remi going to be arrested

>> No.20903121

>>20899292
yes

>> No.20905055

>>20899292
No.

>> No.20907510

>>20896503
at least they're eating.

>> No.20907514
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Jo'on's thread shall not die!

>> No.20907531

>>20907514
Unlike her customers, from a dozen different STD's!

>> No.20909552

>>20907531
Dude. Stop posting about Sanae in June's thread.
She might have multiple partners but she's not a filthy slut like Sanae.

>> No.20911815

>>20909552
Sanae is pure

>> No.20912075

>>20911815
pure slute

>> No.20913045

>>20909552
This is correct.
Jo'on's surcharge for bareback is so extravagant that nobody has gone for it yet.

>> No.20916240

>>20758962
You owe me a great deal. Jo'on.
I'll put it on your ever so increasing tab.

>> No.20918861

>>20913045
Why?

>> No.20921543

>>20918861
It's not worth the trouble.
She's most likely infertile if you know what I mean.

>> No.20922037

>>20921543
...Chlamydia all the way up the ovaries?

>> No.20922502

>>20922037
I don't think I want to know about that anon.
I want to keep my knowledge of that at an absolute 1/100 understanding
Name only and category of shit you don't want at any point in your life and the symptoms and signs for the sole purpose of avoiding and preservation of health.

>> No.20922735

>>20759423
Wow rude.

>> No.20922784

>>20922502
Advanced chlamydia makes girls infertile. It was used as a birth control method for prostitutes in Edo period Japan.

>> No.20925925

>>20922784
oh ok.

>> No.20927176

>>20922784
Dudes can't catch this right?
Imagine the unlucky soul that passes this onto his future significant other years later.

>> No.20928385
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>>20927176
Dudes can't have their womb and ovaries ravaged simply because they don't have any. But it can also damage the male reproductive tract and make them infertile as well.

Men have a lot of non-symptomatic cases, though, so it's indeed entirely possible to turn your wife infertile because you fucked a hooker years before and not even know what happened.

>> No.20931812

>>20916240
She owes no debt

>> No.20932123

>>20931812
because it ain't public.

>> No.20932259

I want to spike Jo'on whine and do lewd, rude things to her!

>> No.20935601

>>20932259
Why not pay her.

>> No.20941219

>>20935601
She ain't cheap.

>> No.20941245

>>20932259
>>20941219
That's stealing, you damn poorfag.
If you can't pay her what she wants, just go home and masturbate to her.

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>>20932259
>whine
How do you spike a whine?

>> No.20945314

joon

>> No.20947058

>>20941279
Hypnosis.

>> No.20949829

>>20945314
Yes?

>> No.20951743

>>20949829
June posts on /jp/.

>> No.20951773

>>20949829
hi

>> No.20953541

>>20951743
The name's Jo'on

>> No.20955936

>>20932259
Jo'on is not for lwed.

>> No.20955992

>>20953541
More like your mom

>> No.20956088

>>20955936
I am going to wed Joon.

>> No.20956172
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>> No.20956200

>>20956172
Tits too big, would not buy sex from.

>> No.20959493

>>20956200
Tits are small.

>> No.20959531

>>20758962
id drink from her

>> No.20960340

>>20959493
Untrue.

>> No.20961001

>>20758962
Is there a single artist in this world more perfect then Roki?

>> No.20961304

she fucks for sport, she clearly doesn't need the money

>> No.20961342
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20961342

>>20890968

>> No.20963604

Ye
Yess

>> No.20963609

>>20963604
Speak english, kudasai.

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>>20913045
>Jo'on's surcharge for bareback is so extravagant that nobody has gone for it yet.
I have. It's totally worth it.

>> No.20965716

>>20961001
Roki should illustrate the next touhou manga.

>> No.20965726

>>20965716
Hatater should write and illustrate the next touhou manga.

>> No.20967357

>>20961342
me on right

>> No.20969112

>>20965726
He should.

>> No.20971130

>>20964214
Tell us the experience

>> No.20971866

>>20956172
read that doujin, she deserves to get choked into submission

>> No.20972918

>>20964214
Did you have to get an STD check before getting your audience with her?

>> No.20976330

>>20972918
Rude

>> No.20978224

>>20899292
Maybe don't talk about it

>> No.20982493

>>20978224
Why not

>> No.20982513

>>20982493
I said stop

>> No.20982704

>>20976330
Jo'on wouldn't risk getting a bug from some bareback, would she? There's no way she'd do it with a diseased wretch, she's not Reimu, after all.

>> No.20986187
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20986187

I'd like a drink from her milkers

>> No.20987231

>>20986187
Who wouldn't

>> No.20987353

>>20982513
You'd know about not talking about useful things (Remilia), you seem to have a hard enough time grasping the obvious as it is.

>> No.20989205

>>20986187
How much does it cost?

>> No.20992257

>>20989205
too rich for you poor blod

>> No.20993629

>>20992257
But I'm middle class

>> No.20993746

>>20993629
You're absolutely no class for a lawyer.

>> No.20996485

>>20993746
That's where your are wrong

>> No.20999023

>>20993746
Does that matter if I have money?

>> No.21000352

>>20999023
Yes.

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