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20740297 No.20740297 [Reply] [Original]

I want to spend a cozy, rainy day with Patchouli.

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Just staying near her while she reads the entire day would be fine.

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I want to spend a romantic evening with Patche while this plays in the background.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGhfw6OHMTs

>> No.20746903

>>20740297
Yeah, right. Like you would be able to hear the rain outside with Fatchy loudly eating at your side.

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>>20746903
Lies, Patche isn't fat and she eats quietly.

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>>20749625

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>>20750768

>> No.20759221

>>20749625
The Patchy phat.

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>>20759221
The real Patchy.

>> No.20762478

>>20740297
Patches is literally the most comfy, cuddly 2hu of all time, Yuyuko is a close second. Everyone else looks like they smell bad or have mental issues.

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>>20762478
Yuyuko's comfier. Patchy is close though. That third statement is simply incorrect.

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>>20763999
Patchy has the comfiest looking outfit of all time.

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>>20740297
I want to spend a cozy, rainy day inside Patchouli

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Come rest your head on my lap and I'll read Finnegans Wake to you, Anon.

>> No.20764885

>>20764846
Why can't I ever dream anything this wonderful? I mean, I've dreamt of a lap pillow here and there but nothing like just relaxing there for a long time and listening to something nice like that. Nice stuff is always short and fleeting.

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>>20764846
I want this ;-;

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!

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>> No.20771564

>>20764885
Learn to lucid dream and control your dreams

>> No.20773280

>>20740297
Comfiest girl ever, no one could compete with her

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>> No.20780649

Patchouli sucks

-Love, Alice.

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>>20780649
The only friends you have are dolls!
What a pathetic lonely neet.

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>> No.20782747

>>20781901
Massaging Patche's cute feet while she reads.

>> No.20782946

I want to read a bedtime story to patchi after I tuck her into bed.

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Im going to eat her out

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Patche is cool

>> No.20786784

>>20762185
Does she leave a slimy mark on the floor where she's been sitting?

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>>20786784
No

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>>20786784

>> No.20788874

Patchouli isn't fat at all.
She's THICC in all those good ways.

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I want for Patchouli to be violently raped and violated by bbc and pumped full of semen while I'm forced to watch locked in chastity!

>> No.20789019

>>20788976
well then, you must be quite the cretinous individual indeed

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>>20788976
Me and Patchouli want you to be violently raped by bbc while we ignore you.

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Oh no! Patchi what are you doing?? Part of the book is in the water! The pages and cover are soaking in water as we speak!

Patchi please, take down the hip-hop music so you can hear me. Are you ignoring me??? Patchi why are you like this.

Don't make me get cirno in here to make your water really cold!

>> No.20789486

>>20789200
The book was given to her by Alice, she's just cleaning the stench off of it, don't worry.

>> No.20792177

>>20788751
Cute

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>>20792177
Jiiiiiiiiiiii

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>Anon...massage, please

>> No.20796582

>>20789200
that thing on her head looks annoying

>> No.20796636

>>20794598
Why would Patchy need a foot massage? She floats everywhere.

>> No.20797278

>>20796636
Her feet would be so soft, I want to kiss and touch them

>> No.20797621

>>20796636
She floats everywhere because her feet are so sore. Koakuma wont massage ger feet, how rude.

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Patchy doesnt deserve such shit fetish treatment to her

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>>20797621
koakunny has smelly feet.

>> No.20803531

so many bad thoughts

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>>20803531
Have good thoughts! Don't get bogged down.

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Are you sitting comfortably, Anon? Then I'll begin.

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>>20803799
Oh, you already starting to doze off?
Forgive me, I didn't realize just how much I read. Hopefully we ca finish it together tomorrow. Rest well.

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>>20803799
>>20803870
;-;

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>> No.20809867

>>20809113
Oh no, Patchouli is having an asthma attack!

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>> No.20813329 [DELETED] 

>>20797741
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2019-02-08/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-s-green-new-deal-is-unaffordable
Among other things, the now-removed FAQ stipulates that every American would be guaranteed the following:

1. “a job with family-sustaining wages, family and medical leave, vacations, and retirement security”
2. “high-quality education, including higher education and trade schools”
3. “high-quality health care”
4. “safe, affordable, adequate housing”
5. “economic security to all who are unable or unwilling to work”

The plan thus appears to combine a federal job guarantee, free college and single-payer health care. Depending on how one interprets the guarantee of “economic security” to all those who are “unwilling to work,” it might also include a universal basic income

How much would these proposals cost? It’s hard to know. Senator Bernie Sanders’ Medicare for All proposal was predicted to cost about $3.2 trillion a year. Switching to renewable energy would conservatively cost more than $400 billion annually. Even though the cost is coming down as technology improves, net-zero emissions retrofits of every building in the country would be expensive — optimistically, perhaps $88,000 for a townhouse, and presumably much more for free-standing homes. Assuming $100,000 per home, that comes to about $1.4 trillion a year over a decade. Factories, office buildings, stores, etc. would cost much more per building, but there are far fewer of them — about 5.6 million. If each one costs $500,000 to retrofit, that’s about $300 billion more per year.

For universal basic income, the cost has been estimated at $3.8 trillion a year. A narrower program that only covered, say, one out of three Americans who are “unable or unwilling” to work, it would cost about $1.3 trillion. By comparison, free college would be cheap at about $47 billion a year. None of this is including Affordable housing for the entire nation

So this quick, rough cost estimate — which doesn’t include all of the promises listed in the FAQ — adds up to about $6.6 trillion a year. That’s more than three times as much as the federal government collects in tax revenue, and equal to about 34 percent of the U.S.’s entire gross domestic product. And that’s assuming no cost overruns — infrastructure projects, especially in the U.S., are subject to cost bloat. Total government spending already accounts for about 38 percent of the economy, so if no other programs were cut to pay for the Green New Deal, it could mean that almost three-quarters of the economy would be spent via the government.

>> No.20815972

>>20812517
I want to put it in

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>>20794598
needs bath

>> No.20819225

Patcho a fatcho

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