Alice is a grownup who still plays with dolls, what a creep! Look at her, sitting on her bed with her plushie and hugging her legs like a kid. You're an adult now Alice, that's not cute anymore, you know? You're going to have to grow up eventually.

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Anonymous Sun Jan 27 13:50:45 2019 No.20723993 [Reply] [Original]

Alice is a grownup who still plays with dolls, what a creep! Look at her, sitting on her bed with her plushie and hugging her legs like a kid. You're an adult now Alice, that's not cute anymore, you know? You're going to have to grow up eventually.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 13:57:22 2019 No.20724023 >>20723993 Someone should help her turn into real woman by impregnating her quick!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 14:00:13 2019 No.20724037 Instead of going out and confessing to the girl she likes, she goes and makes a doll that looks like her and uses it to daily masturbate. Pathetic! Disgusting!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 14:01:58 2019 No.20724046 File: 236 KB, 451x552, masturbatory device.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20724037 Imagine the horrors it must have seen. The stains. The smell. I bet she's never cleaned it once. I feel bad for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 14:05:22 2019 No.20724069 >>20724046 The poor thing, Marisa Doll. Alice never leaves her room and is always stuffing Marisa Doll inside her so her room ended up becoming a drenched, messy place that reeks of cum. I wouldn’t involve myself with her.

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 14:49:29 2019 No.20724290
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>>20724069
Imagine being invited to Alice's house for tea one day. While she steps out to check on it, your curiosity gets the better of you and you wander around only to find her room. As you open the door, hot, stuffy, putrid air hits you right in the face, forcing you to reel back. Recovering from the shock, you look around to find her room littered with unwashed clothes (some of which are stained), used bowls and empty plates. On her bed sits an old Marisa-shaped doll. It's worn and dirty, with a particularly large and dark stain around its face. It's turned to face the door, greeting whoever enters with a filthy smile. Suddenly you hear loud footsteps in the other room as Alice darts over, realizing the mistake she's made and fearing the worst. You turn around to see her, face red, sweaty, tears forming in her eyes as she reaches out to you and says "W-Wait...!"
But it's too late. You've already seen everything. Now you know what kind of girl Alice really is.

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 15:47:59 2019 No.20724567
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>>20724290
I'd seriously run away as fast as I can. If a girl like Alice can be into this kinda creepy stuff imagine what she'd do to me if I lowered my guard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 15:52:01 2019 No.20724589 Alice loves Patchouli

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 15:55:07 2019 No.20724607
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>>20724589
They're both shut-in, awkward losers who've fell into an obsession-like love for Marisa just because she's one of the only people who have courage to interact with them without being creeped out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 15:58:15 2019 No.20724622 Alice and Patchouli are beta losers that have to resort to kissing each other instead of the woman they both love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:02:02 2019 No.20724638 a-al-Alice ahh

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:07:45 2019 No.20724672
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Alice is only not a virgin anymore because she crafted a Marisa Doll that has a penis. That's hideous. Can you believe that? A doll made after Marisa, looking like Marisa, made without the consenting of Marisa, and that has a big, throbbing penis. Despite Marisa being a girl.

It's advised for everyone to stay away from Alice, she isn't sane and should be avoided on all costs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:13:44 2019 No.20724705 >>20724672 >>20724290 I think your posts are having the opposite of their intended effect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:15:17 2019 No.20724711 Every few years Marisa switches between being a morbidly obese sweaty landwhale and a creepy walking stick. It's so expected now that she has dresses fitted for each stage of the transformation when she gets there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:15:44 2019 No.20724713 Alice wets the bed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:16:11 2019 No.20724718 >>20724705 What effect did it have on you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:17:12 2019 No.20724724 >>20724713 I hear that sometimes she gets so lazy that she doesn't even wash it after.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:18:46 2019 No.20724731 Alice is one creepy chika

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:19:19 2019 No.20724734 >>20724718 They gave me a strong urge to befriend and hang out with Alice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:27:09 2019 No.20724774 File: 89 KB, 626x884, 8558ab5341c29cc7d4a4bf472230208f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20724734 She's going to turn you into a doll, and god only knows what she'll do next.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:30:54 2019 No.20724794 >>20724724 I don't think you're supposed to wash disposable diapers

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:32:33 2019 No.20724811 >>20724774 If she needs companionship so badly she's willing to resort to that to keep it around, then power to her.

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:40:12 2019 No.20724863
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>>20724734
If you make her feel like it's okay to let her guard down, even if it's just out of politeness, the floodgates will spill open. She'll start telling you about all the strange and creepy things she's been fantasizing about and all the weird fetishes she has. She'll tell you all about the things she can do with dolls and the "specially designed" ones she's created. She might even show them to you.
Once she's opened up to you, she'll never be able to pick up on social cues that you give. If you're uncomfortable, she won't realize it and just keep going. She might even make creepy, subtle and indirect advances on you. Like leaving a used tissue of hers in your bag, or putting her finger in her mouth and poking you in the chest. She probably won't ever come out and actually say anything about her odd behavior or their meaning though, because she's still too cowardly. Once you get Alice started, there's no stopping her.
Be warned.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:46:43 2019 No.20724900 >>20724863 This is why Alice should be avoided. She’ll sexually abuse you and force you on her weird fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:48:04 2019 No.20724909 Alice wants to sniff your butt just as a joke for fun. She thought it would be really funny if you let her sniff your butt.

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:49:15 2019 No.20724915
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>>20724863
>Once she's opened up to you, she'll never be able to pick up on social cues that you give. If you're uncomfortable, she won't realize it and just keep going. She might even make creepy, subtle and indirect advances on you. Like leaving a used tissue of hers in your bag, or putting her finger in her mouth and poking you in the chest.
Cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:49:30 2019 No.20724918 >>20724909 Alice is a sexual coward who talks but can't and won't follow up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:51:09 2019 No.20724923 Alice "sexual coward" Margatroid

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:51:45 2019 No.20724926 >>20724915 >Alice doesn't know she's dealing with anything that isn't her own ideation due to poor upbringing Typical ugly woman behavior.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:52:47 2019 No.20724933 >>20724923 Anon the Parrot get's no points and is ejected from the studio.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:53:31 2019 No.20724936 >>20724933 I'm sorry, I just thought "sexual coward" was really funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 16:54:28 2019 No.20724938 Is it true that Alice has a fart fetish?

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 17:02:29 2019 No.20724972

One time Alice invited me to her house, and when I got there she insisted that I take off my shoes and leave them at the door. I did, and went to sit down on the couch. I was trying to make conversation but then took my shoes away into a different room and kept saying that she was going to "clean them", and then brought them back out five minutes later. They didn't look or feel any different. I wonder why she did that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 17:38:30 2019 No.20725200 Alice has some really disgusting fetishes, but at least she doesn't get off to guro or necrophilia.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 17:42:17 2019 No.20725226 File: 5 KB, 242x209, pillowboner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20724900

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 18:06:51 2019 No.20725395 >>20724938 Alice has a fart fetish and I'm immature. I can't help but laugh when she tells me to fart in her face.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 19:17:10 2019 No.20725750 File: 2.06 MB, 2000x2600, e90eac8f2963f3d3db59b7bb97a7058e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20724972 I think she cleaned them up for you. With her p-u-s-s-y~

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 00:31:35 2019 No.20726861 >>20725750 Would Alice really do that to a guest she just invited over? What a weirdo...maybe I should confront her about this. Are you sure that's what she did?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 00:32:12 2019 No.20726863 >>20725395 Does it make her sad or embarrassed? Does she ever start crying?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 02:58:52 2019 No.20727253 I'm pretty sure Alice is actually depressed. No naturally happy person takes happy dream pills.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 03:18:31 2019 No.20727310 >I know about that secret of yours. It's always screaming from the bottom of my heart. I'm not like you. So don't go stealing peoples' hearts, so easily. what did she mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 10:35:05 2019 No.20728991 Why does Arisu have an onahole if she's a girl? That doesn't seem very useful...

Anonymous Mon Jan 28 12:49:12 2019 No.20729464

>>20728991
It's for licking while pretend it's Marisa's pussy, since she'll never get the real thing. She also fucks it with a strapon while fantasizing she's raping Marisa, and wishing she was a boy and could overpower and rape the cute little witch for real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 13:38:19 2019 No.20729596 >>20723993 I think it's OK. For adults to play with dolls, I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 13:39:31 2019 No.20729602 >>20723993 I like this about her, don't listen to him Alice, he's a normie and normies are boring and shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 14:55:13 2019 No.20729927 Alice is a fat sweaty Womanchild who is unable to grow up mentally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 15:15:09 2019 No.20730018 why is everyone so rude to alice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 15:16:38 2019 No.20730023 >>20730018 it's just patchouli shitposting

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 16:12:13 2019 No.20730315 Patchouli is shitposting about Alice with 18 different IPs to make her look bad in front of Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 16:41:48 2019 No.20730453 >>20730018 because she didnt suck my peepee and instead sucked marisa's

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 17:20:24 2019 No.20730609 >>20728991 Strap-ons exist

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 17:30:38 2019 No.20730673 >>20730315 Patche doesn't need to do a thing, since Marisa already things Alice is gross and creepy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 20:50:08 2019 No.20731584 weird Alice thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 20:51:18 2019 No.20731592 >>20731584 More or less weird than Alice herself, though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 21:21:16 2019 No.20731798 >>20731592 repeat the question please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 22:35:13 2019 No.20732133 >>20731798 Is this thread more weird than Alice, or is this thread less weird than Alice?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 22:49:01 2019 No.20732204 >>20730673 t. Patche

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 23:02:08 2019 No.20732238 >>20725200 Anon, I....

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 00:58:27 2019 No.20732804 Is wanting to fuck a small blonde girl such a strange fetish?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 01:37:46 2019 No.20732949 File: 681 KB, 1827x1000, alice_workshop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20727253 Finding something to work on gets her through most days. When the dolls don't work, I'm sure that's when she starts downing the pills.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 06:44:13 2019 No.20733710 23 year old loser whore. I'm going to destroy her life

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 06:50:41 2019 No.20733728 >>20733710 both me and Arisu are 23 year old losers! We could be friends with each other!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 07:02:59 2019 No.20733777 File: 124 KB, 1024x1280, 1525064992684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20724046 I'm jealous of it. Being Alice's sextoy that gets to regularly get a mouthful of that kunny must be what heaven is like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 07:12:20 2019 No.20733806 How would Alice react if you just walked up to her and gave her a big hug?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 07:37:22 2019 No.20733912 >>20733806 She would just freeze up and have no idea how to react, while starting to sweat and breath heavily. After the initial shock was over, she would take the chance to sniff you as hard and deeply as she could.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 12:59:00 2019 No.20735385 >>20733728 She hates 23 year old losers!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 13:03:50 2019 No.20735415 >>20735385 What? Why?! She is one too! Does she hate herself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 00:17:55 2019 No.20738534 >>20735385 What if I'm younger than Alice? Would she act all strange? I can't be a loser if I'm younger than her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 03:33:57 2019 No.20739082 I like Alice,please don't be mean to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 03:37:17 2019 No.20739086 >>20739082 Alice leaks poop. That's why no one likes her.

Anonymous Wed Jan 30 03:55:13 2019 No.20739117
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>>20739086
She still wets the bed too. The only 2hu more pathetic than her is Sumirenko, the premier bullyhu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 03:57:46 2019 No.20739121 File: 230 KB, 1334x998, alice_get_some_sleep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20732949 >>20727253 Alice, we never got along, but I'm starting to worry about you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 04:28:23 2019 No.20739202 >>20727253 Maybe Eirin should prescribe some anti-depressants instead of feeding Alice a mode of escapism.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 21:46:10 2019 No.20743602 >>20733710 Arisu is my 23 year old big sister!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 21:46:57 2019 No.20743604 >>20733777 Even if you're not allowed to bathe or wash off her juice or smells?

Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:56:09 2019 No.20743978
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>>20743604
Alice is just marking her territory. I'll get used to it eventually. Besides, she's a Makai demon with no upperbound on her life span. Chance's are I'll end up becoming a doll youkai like Medicine after a hundeard years or so and regain my autonomy.

Anonymous Thu Jan 31 14:55:44 2019 No.20746812
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Eh? You still play with dolls? And you're HOW old?! Jeez! Ahahahah! Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just give them to me for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! RIP!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! Jeez, Alice! They're just soulless automatons without sentience, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! Get a look at this, then! See how the soft filling spills from their guts when I squeeze them! Fuwa fuwa! I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Ms. Pathetic Wets Her Bed Alice?! Go right ahead! Hug the viscera of your former friends and hold their bodies close to you! It's too late now! Heck, you're gonna cry too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: I'm in a super sadistic mood right now! Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I bet you wanna see me tear apart Shanghai too! You loser! Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing panties anyway!

So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess those streaming tears on your face answer THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! You're such a pathetic loser, Alice! I bet you had that doll since the day you slid out of your mother's vagina! Remember how I raped her, too? Meduka fucking Meguca, I'm so fucking wet! I've never been this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you friendless loser! You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, kami-sama! Hijiri-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! After all, when I'm this wet, it's much easier to commit casual genocide! And I'm headed to Makai next! You'd better spread your legs RIGHT NOW!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 19:18:10 2019 No.20747877 File: 167 KB, 439x667, 1510745365909.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20746812 Haha, Alice got bullied hard!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 19:31:16 2019 No.20747965 >>20746812 >>20747877 Seeing a loser getting bullied is so satisfying. Everyone in Gensokyo should relieve their stress by bullying Alice.

Anonymous Thu Jan 31 19:33:45 2019 No.20747983
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>>20746812
Yuuka is very mean for what she did to alice. How dare she do that to her!

Anonymous Thu Jan 31 19:48:17 2019 No.20748072
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>>20747965
In other words, you'd absolutely love a video tape of yourself getting bullied?

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Anonymous Thu Jan 31 19:51:23 2019 No.20748093
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>>20746812
>>20747965
Alice and Sumi are the two most bullied people in Gensokyo and I love seeing them reduced to tears!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 20:02:44 2019 No.20748139 >>20748072 Shut up! I'm not a loser!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 01:50:37 2019 No.20749651 >>20747965 I wanna step on Alice's face, even though she has a foot fetish!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 01:52:29 2019 No.20749660 >>20743978 I want to be marked as Alice's territory...

Anonymous Fri Feb 1 03:29:45 2019 No.20749903
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This is the weirdest thread in /jp/ right now.
You guys are such bullies to all 2hus!

Pic related is how Alice actually looks like!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 03:55:25 2019 No.20749966 >>20723993 How long has Marisa been lurking there outside the window?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 04:25:17 2019 No.20750050 >>20723993 She has autism. Please wait warmly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 04:27:39 2019 No.20750060 >>20749966 She hasn't, she's too busy having lovey dovey sex with Patche while Alice spends the night alone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 10:34:50 2019 No.20751373 >>20750050 How do I wait warmly?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 10:37:18 2019 No.20751386 >>20723993 Alice doesn't know how to grow up, just like me. I wish alice was my friend or my big sister.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 07:15:17 2019 No.20756360 Alice is a fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 07:21:21 2019 No.20756389 >>20751373 Have Shinki tuck you in bed and put a pacifier in your mouth

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 07:24:50 2019 No.20756406 File: 64 KB, 648x486, ae0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20756360 this

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 07:27:13 2019 No.20756419 >>20756389 I kind of wish she would do that...how do I get her to do that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 07:27:49 2019 No.20756422 >>20756406 How would Alice react if you went up to her and called her a fucking FAGGOT right to her face?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 07:47:33 2019 No.20756526 Man /jp/showing it's a horde of asshats today bullying a depressed 2hu because the people are both worse and mad as all hell they are 3DPD

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 07:51:01 2019 No.20756541 >>20756419 You need to have her adopt you

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 07:55:14 2019 No.20756553 >>20756541 And how do I do that? I want to be adopted by her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 13:22:04 2019 No.20758092 >>20756526 I just bully Alice because she reminds me of how I'm a depressed loser just like her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 13:28:41 2019 No.20758127 File: 180 KB, 756x1008, IMG_20180908_041744072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whats so bad about playing with dolls?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 21:20:06 2019 No.20760701 >>20758127 Only babies do that

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 3 04:26:51 2019 No.20762752 File: 217 KB, 444x336, shrug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20724915 The man's love can't be stopped. He just loves the girl for who she is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 3 04:59:33 2019 No.20762833 mature and grown-uplike women is too intimidating for a virgin NEET loser like myself

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 3 05:03:25 2019 No.20762850 >>20756422 She would say "whatever, loser" and then go home and drink a box of wine while crying her eyes out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 3 15:56:44 2019 No.20765618 >>20749903

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 3 15:58:10 2019 No.20765627 File: 497 KB, 739x1024, 02d05482f5257149800c21a7927224e9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20749903 Found another one for you~ It's really Alice!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 3 15:58:51 2019 No.20765632 >>20760701 Well that settles it, Alice is a big, bedwetting baby.

Anonymous Sun Feb 3 17:16:23 2019 No.20766191
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Since Alice is a bedwetter and treated like a baby by Shinki, it's only reasonable to send her back to preschool, I'm certain Keine would take very good care of her and make sure she has plenty of naps and diaper changes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 00:23:30 2019 No.20768386 File: 371 KB, 800x600, __alice_margatroid_and_shinki_touhou_pc_98_and_etc_drawn_by_kuresento__05f3a5c48da3daba23f788a1fe25d014.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20766191 It's not fair. I want to be treated like a baby by Shinki too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 13:41:10 2019 No.20770979 >>20762850 That's what my mom does

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 13:56:07 2019 No.20771039 >>20770979 Do people also go to your mom's face and call her a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:15:12 2019 No.20771588 >>20771039 Yeah

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:15:43 2019 No.20771594 >>20768386 I want to be treated like a baby by Alice as part of her fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:26:03 2019 No.20773303 >>20724023 I'll take on that job!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:23:59 2019 No.20776248 Holy shit, this thread wins so much interbutts. xD

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 14:46:34 2019 No.20776584 File: 116 KB, 1000x882, __hakurei_reimu_kirisame_marisa_reu_and_uzuki_cookie_touhou_and_etc_drawn_by_mutsutake__bce27242e9f7f9f668aee53412a99f02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How losers can even compete?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 06:00:44 2019 No.20780413 >>20776584 Alice masturbates to pictures of Reimu and Marisa kissing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 06:11:06 2019 No.20780454 >>20780413 Alice and I have so much in common.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 06:27:46 2019 No.20780516 >>20780454 Yeah, but you don't know Marisa personally.

Anonymous Wed Feb 6 06:28:47 2019 No.20780519
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I heard Alice wears diapers, is that true? And is it just to help with the bedwetting, or is it a fetish thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 06:44:16 2019 No.20780556 >>20780516 I do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 06:51:26 2019 No.20780581 >>20780556 How?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 06:53:25 2019 No.20780594 >>20780519 She wears them to help with the bedwetting, but she makes her dolls wear them too so she wouldn't feel as embarrassed

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 06:56:53 2019 No.20780619 File: 262 KB, 800x600, everlasting arms.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20732949 Don't worry, eventually Alice will find comfort in religion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 07:00:23 2019 No.20780633 >>20780594 Does she make her dolls wet their diapers when she wets hers too?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 07:01:41 2019 No.20780638 >>20780519 It's both.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 07:04:05 2019 No.20780656 >>20780633 Alice makes them wet themselves whenever she feels like it, so she would convince herself that her dolls need diapers more than she does! Alice is insecure about her bedwetting problem!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 07:07:45 2019 No.20780672 >>20780638 Okay but did the bedwetting come before the fetish, or the other way around? Did Alice convince Eirin that she had a medical problem just so that she could get free diapers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 07:12:17 2019 No.20780691 File: 1.52 MB, 2071x1480, alice getting ready to piss herself.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20780672 Like most hardships in her life, Alice fetishized it to cope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 11:26:26 2019 No.20781951 File: 219 KB, 1070x1514, alice_in_mof.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But for real, /jp/, how do I make Alice happy? It's killing me that someone that lonely and sad is living in the same forest as me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 11:35:16 2019 No.20781995 >>20781951 You live in the same forest as Alice?

Anonymous Wed Feb 6 11:37:08 2019 No.20782007
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>>20781951
People who have been that sad and lonely for that long can't be any other way. It's what comforts them. They'll always try and find a way to return to it, because that's what's "normal" for them, even if it doesn't exactly feel good. This is Alice's fate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 19:25:52 2019 No.20784669 File: 190 KB, 700x700, alice110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 19:55:32 2019 No.20784853 File: 309 KB, 675x1080, 51448637_p35.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 02:21:59 2019 No.20786649 >>20784669 Why did Alice hurt herself?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 03:02:58 2019 No.20786756 >>20784853 Yuuka brings Alice the motherly discipline she craves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 19:59:53 2019 No.20791135 File: 204 KB, 800x1108, alice542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 20:19:02 2019 No.20791227 >>20724863 >creepy girl confesses her weird, slightly gross fetishes to you despite deep embarrassment This is the only thing I want in life. How do I acquire this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 21:22:04 2019 No.20791497 File: 28 KB, 279x350, alicesad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20782007 alice is literally me. Im pissing myself right now actually

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 21:28:59 2019 No.20791527 >>20791497 Why are you doing that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 21:38:57 2019 No.20791593 >>20791527 to be more like Alice

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 22:07:18 2019 No.20791708 >>20791593 If I go peepee on myself will I feel like Alice?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 23:00:04 2019 No.20791919 File: 21 KB, 258x322, 1464364235768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20791497 >>20791593 >>20791708 That's whack yo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 23:11:12 2019 No.20791953 >>20791919 Not as whacked as Alice's face when I invited her over to help me dig that ditch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 06:11:05 2019 No.20793474 >>20791497 Remember to wet the bed too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 06:36:39 2019 No.20793636 >>20791497 Don't forget to attempt suicide.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 06:56:39 2019 No.20793715 >>20786649 Because Patchouli called her a loser.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 09:53:26 2019 No.20794446 >>20793715 Do you think it feels good for her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 10:16:00 2019 No.20794577 >>20780619 I don't know why I like the idea of a reclusive Christian nutjob Alice living in a land primarily dominated by Eastern religion and philosophy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 13:46:31 2019 No.20795623 >>20723993 I love just how Alice is the "normi-est" of them all. She could fit into any anime just fine

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 14:40:50 2019 No.20795835 >>20795623 Are most anime characters ABDL fetishists?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 15:17:19 2019 No.20795973 what the fuck is this thread even

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 15:34:08 2019 No.20796064 Stop, this diaper talk is making me hard

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:14:18 2019 No.20796282 File: 346 KB, 541x800, 1322203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20766191 Shinki likes to hold Alice tight and bake her cookies

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:16:06 2019 No.20796293 >>20796282 you forgot to mention she adds laxatives and diuretics in her cookies, too

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:17:56 2019 No.20796303 >>20796282 I wish Alice did that to me

Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:20:21 2019 No.20796317
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>>20796293
What if Shinki was behind Alice's bedwetting problem the whole time? Shinki chemically forces Alice to wet her bed every night as part of her sick fetish, and she's made Alice think she has some kind of shameful condition.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:37:44 2019 No.20796406 Alice has her puppets to cope with the lack of control over her own bladder

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:46:57 2019 No.20796438 >>20796303 Alice is a natural bedwetter, Shinki just wants Alice to let go even during the day and make her diaper-dependant 24/7

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:47:59 2019 No.20796442 >>20796438 whoops meant for >>20796317

Anonymous Fri Feb 8 20:22:21 2019 No.20797490
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>>20796438
Shinki's endgame is to regress Alice back to diapers and make her completely dependant on her mom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 20:29:09 2019 No.20797527 File: 611 KB, 1035x1440, 1498224797013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20796317 If Shinki was my mom and did that to me I wouldn't resist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 03:19:55 2019 No.20799342 >>20796303 Alice likes headpats

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 03:40:00 2019 No.20799393 >>20799342 Alice likes harapans

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 03:55:20 2019 No.20799420 >>20723993 Surface parsee*

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 04:36:45 2019 No.20799545 Fucking Alice but she started to leak poo, gross

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 04:59:16 2019 No.20799605 >>20799545 Her sphincter doesn't work very well after the dragon dildos.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 06:13:37 2019 No.20799838 File: 893 KB, 1036x1490, 1452522376595.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20799545 That's ok. Her mom is very understanding.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 06:18:47 2019 No.20799850 >>20799545 It's only natural that you have to accept her disgusting fetishes if you want to have sex with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 07:23:54 2019 No.20800096 I heard Alice is on the spectrum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 07:29:55 2019 No.20800121 >>20799605 Why are losers always the biggest perverts?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 08:07:58 2019 No.20800243 >>20800121 Pornography addiction and constant masturbation lead to desensitization towards extreme content. And Alice masturbates more than anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 09:58:35 2019 No.20800613 Man, this thread really gets me going. It just wants to make me bully Alice into submission until she's crying on her knees and then eventually wetting herself since she's lost control even more

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 13:31:50 2019 No.20801561 >>20794577 Alice is a waito piggu baka gaijin. It makes sense that she would prefer western culture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 22:43:48 2019 No.20804246 File: 3.40 MB, 3126x2920, 1543086284687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20800613 You'd end up severly beaten, castrated and put into diapers yourself by Yumeko if you ever tried to abuse Alice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 22:44:49 2019 No.20804254 >>20804246 Worth, especially if it didn't come until after I was done with Alice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 22:48:31 2019 No.20804269 Alice is practically a human toilet at this point

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 01:15:40 2019 No.20804819 >>20804254 All worth it if I can do at least that before she comes for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 01:18:45 2019 No.20804830 >>20804269 Please don't tell me you'd go to the toilet inside alice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 01:32:42 2019 No.20804871 >>20804830 It wouldn't make a big difference

Anonymous Sun Feb 10 02:08:28 2019 No.20804976
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Alice is frequently struck by panic attacks and night terrors, causing her to lose control as she thrashes about in bed clutching her dolls. She wants to scream but can't as she weeps silently.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 02:46:27 2019 No.20805078 >>20804976 Shinki should ship Yumeko off to Alice. God knows she needs a maid more than the Shink.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 04:10:08 2019 No.20805290 >>20805078 Someone has to change her diapers otherwise she'll be sitting in filth

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 08:58:23 2019 No.20806392 >>20799838 I love Alice and her mommy too~

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 09:33:15 2019 No.20806536 Alice shitted herself again! What a loser!

Anonymous Sun Feb 10 09:50:16 2019 No.20806587
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>>20804976
Alice isn't used to sleeping without her mom. Every time she has a panic attack, Shinki quickly hugs her and caresses her hair, whispering "shh" in her ear. She always falls back to sleep with a smile on her face after that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 12:17:42 2019 No.20807178 >>20806587 I wish a 2hu would do that for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 12:36:27 2019 No.20807243 File: 853 KB, 3601x2120, fart fetish alice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 12:49:05 2019 No.20807300 File: 531 KB, 900x893, there there.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20807178 Me too, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 12:53:09 2019 No.20807312 >>20806587 >>20807178 I wish I could do that for a 2hu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 12:57:58 2019 No.20807328 File: 987 KB, 1918x1774, alice 30.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can another toho be a better Alice than Alice herself?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 15:54:37 2019 No.20808054 File: 83 KB, 600x600, __alice_margatroid_and_shinki_touhou_drawn_by_bococho__2150d841b74ab7dbd80fa168afa692e4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hug hug

Anonymous Sun Feb 10 16:31:00 2019 No.20808202

>>20808054
Alice is a pathetic manchild adult baby. Just because you wish you weren't a grownup doesn't make it okay or not embarrassing when you abandon all your responsibilities and cling onto someone while pretending that they're your mother. Grow up, Alice. None of us get a choice in growing up, you're not special. Own up to your own shit you fat immature faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 16:33:08 2019 No.20808209 >>20808202 There, there, don't listen to that meanie, mama's here.

Anonymous Sun Feb 10 16:33:53 2019 No.20808212

Every day that Alice isn't a little kid anymore is suffering and torture for her. She feels helpless and alone and unprepared. Alice lives for escapism and pretending that she's not an adult anymore. Listening to mommy roleplay videos in her bed is her only respite from the cruelties of adult life. Just go to bed, Alice. Maybe things will be better in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 16:34:25 2019 No.20808214 >>20808209 I wish a 2hu would say that to me

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 16:42:14 2019 No.20808248 File: 178 KB, 600x535, 2bc713ef14e0fa4f7a4f0fe7e9232f3c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20808214 The benefits of having a mom

Anonymous Sun Feb 10 16:45:45 2019 No.20808259

>>20808248
I have a mom but she's not like how a 2hu would be. And it's weird because I'm an adult now and I've seen her angry and act weird before. If a 2hu was my mommy and could make me into a little kid again and say things like that to me, things would feel a lot better.

Anonymous Sun Feb 10 17:12:25 2019 No.20808374

I bumped into Alice on the street the other day. It was completely my fault, but I acted like it wasn't and got really angry and called her a "fucking retard" right to her face. She started apologizing and her face got red and I could see veins on her head start to bulge, then she ran away. What a loser.

Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:10:46 2019 No.20808719

Alice is a hopeless doormat. With most people, if you push them, they'll eventually push right back, resulting in them doing better as a result. With Alice, though, she cannot help but just let people push her around. I snuck over to her house late at night once and filled her shoes with mud while she was asleep, but instead of doing anything about it she just put them back on the next day. One time, I ripper her headband off right in the middle of the street and she just looked down, tears in her eyes, and tried to carry on walking.
What I'm saying is that since Alice is such a doormat, everyone should feel free to vent their frustrations out on her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:14:23 2019 No.20808743 >>20807243 excuse me

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:24:18 2019 No.20808815 File: 469 KB, 800x600, dfe365aa0b403f6fde1c2e41121374e1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please stop bullying Alice!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:28:57 2019 No.20808841 >>20808743 Real quotes from Alice "Fart Fetish" Margatroid

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:29:41 2019 No.20808844 I'm gonna punch Alice in the fucking jaw

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:38:02 2019 No.20808887 >>20808815 I want to hug Alice and pat her head while telling her she's not loser, and that the bullies are just a bunch of cowards who will never try to mess with someone who could punch them back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:03:06 2019 No.20809014 >>20808887 What, you mean Alice can't punch back? Are you bullying Alice?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:15:16 2019 No.20809072 File: 859 KB, 1000x1412, 1457018977628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20808202 She doesn't have to pretend. Shinki is her mom after all. And she prefers Alice as a helpless child that she can baby rather than a grown up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:17:36 2019 No.20809079 please kindly neck yourselves alice does not deserve to be subjected to this

Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:23:23 2019 No.20809118

Alice searches her name in the /jp/ archive at least three times a day and starts to get anxious if she hasn't checked in a few hours. Every time she sees something bad written about her, her face goes red and a feeling of cold dread washes over her. Unsure of what else to do, she goes to bed and hopes she feels better when she wakes up. When she sees something good written about her, it's like an electric rush to her brain. She feels excited and happy and thinks about it all day. Sometimes she touches herself thinking about the nice things an Anon said about her that day and goes to the archive to reread it. She wouldn't want /jp/ to know about that though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 20:58:13 2019 No.20809607 >>20809118 What a freak

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 21:57:40 2019 No.20809868 File: 1.27 MB, 2505x1779, __alice_margatroid_and_kirisame_marisa_touhou_drawn_by_hito_komoru__2bf8dbdaa120c16ccdcfaa324739000e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 21:59:15 2019 No.20809876 File: 119 KB, 1200x900, DZDxX49VQAIS13L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20809868 Yes, Marisa is very cute indeed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 06:23:31 2019 No.20811372 Alice has a room covered in DeviantArt-quality drawings of her and Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 06:51:30 2019 No.20811450 File: 330 KB, 1300x1588, c4408bd3f73f36af052c8b92cc7a530f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20811372 Nothing wrong with that

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 08:40:04 2019 No.20811690 >>20811372 Alice favourite tags: inflation, oversized, vore, feet, diaper, defecation,big knee.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 09:11:31 2019 No.20811773 Alice tried to smell my shoes one time and I'm still a little freaked out about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 09:12:59 2019 No.20811779 File: 83 KB, 800x600, 1506939448077.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20811690 Don't forget NTR!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 09:24:44 2019 No.20811832 >>20729927 perfect

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 09:28:30 2019 No.20811848 Alice is a beta cuckold wimp who would never be able to satisfy Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 09:36:58 2019 No.20811877 Alice calls her vagina her "beaver". It's really weird.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 09:37:30 2019 No.20811880 >>20811877 me too

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 09:51:02 2019 No.20811927 >>20811880 Why do you guys do that? It's so strange.

Anonymous Mon Feb 11 09:59:29 2019 No.20811957

>>20811877
She only calls it that to appear more mature around Marisa and Reimu. She thinks all adults call it that. She actually thinks of it as her cunny and if she were to ever accidentally say that around them, they'd laugh at her for being such a womanchild.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 10:07:25 2019 No.20811989 >>20811957 That's really cute in a pitiful way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 10:20:11 2019 No.20812053 >>20811690 >>20811779 >>20811877 I was thinking about asking Alice out, but now I realize that she's really creepy. I don't think I'll never hang out with her anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 10:22:36 2019 No.20812068 >>20812053 Alice is gonna start balling her eyes out when she reads that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 10:25:42 2019 No.20812087 >>20811690 Don't forget coprophagia.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 10:29:37 2019 No.20812106 >>20812087 And guro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 10:33:20 2019 No.20812123 File: 3.37 MB, 1748x2480, 1452479513993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20812068 She'll just go cry to her mom and she'll make it all better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 11:25:36 2019 No.20812419 >>20809868 she's cute*

Anonymous Mon Feb 11 11:26:05 2019 No.20812422
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>>20808212

Alice wants to die but she doesn't have the courage to kill herself, so she makes dolls that can. But since she controls the dolls, she ultimately can't die at their hands either.

Thus her journey to create a sentient doll continues.

And then, finally
sweet, sweet eternal
sleep~

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 11:32:43 2019 No.20812449 >>20812422 She could just get a boyfriend and find happiness that way. Although I don't think anyone would want to date her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 12:56:44 2019 No.20812777 >>20812449 Alice could never be happy with a boyfriend. Only Marisa, and she's ノンケ so that isn't happening.

Anonymous Mon Feb 11 13:14:03 2019 No.20812872

>>20812777
I think she would be happier if she slept in a warm bed hugging someone who cares about her than sleeping completely alone every single day for years.
Arisu needs to realize that Marisa is too good for her and lower her standards. Even if it isn't the girl she loves, having someone to give her love and affection will make her much happier than spending the rest of her depressing life alone in an empty and gloomy house.

Anonymous Mon Feb 11 13:19:05 2019 No.20812893
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>>20812872
She should just move back in with her mom. She'll always love her unconditionally and she'll be understanding towards her bedwetting problem. Besides, she wouldn't be the only one of Shinki's children to still live with their mom. Yumeko will probably never leave her and Sariel didn't get a job after graduating so her mom gave her one in Makai and she lives with her too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 18:40:12 2019 No.20814247 File: 189 KB, 765x1052, 1549928412635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at this dumb piddle-pants!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 18:43:32 2019 No.20814262 File: 41 KB, 576x384, 1543156755182.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20814247 Don't be mean. She's just a little kid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 18:51:55 2019 No.20814313 >>20814262 Alice clearly ripped off the diaper that Shinki put on her, rebellious piddle pants like Alice need to be made fun of so they would know their place and stay in diapers!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 19:07:45 2019 No.20814369 This bullying is horrible. I'm calling the police.

Anonymous Mon Feb 11 19:14:22 2019 No.20814412
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>>20814313
If she really did that, then she needs punishment, not bullying!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 20:06:35 2019 No.20814697 >>20814262 I wish I was just a little kid

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 20:10:52 2019 No.20814720 Alice is a fucking dyke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 20:21:08 2019 No.20814761 >>20814247 Ew, gross!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 21:35:04 2019 No.20815051 >>20814313 Alice is a kid, what a loser! She thinks that she doesn't need a diaper anymore but she is wrong!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 12 00:40:54 2019 No.20815782 File: 692 KB, 1200x1600, 1547416309058.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a hug from Alice, even if she's a weirdo that smells like an old lady's basement!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 12 00:46:12 2019 No.20815798 Alice is my fucking mom

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 12 01:06:42 2019 No.20815863 Alice is fucking my mom

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 12 03:50:46 2019 No.20816218 File: 143 KB, 1200x1920, 1539138941731.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 12 03:56:16 2019 No.20816229 Alice is my mom and also fucking my mom

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 12 04:17:42 2019 No.20816272 >>20815863 Alice is fucking her fingers, no one else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 12 04:44:59 2019 No.20816326 >>20735415 She may be younger than 23. She may also be hundreds of years old.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 12 06:11:25 2019 No.20816551 File: 533 KB, 600x900, yuuka alice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20816218 >you'll never walk Alice around with leash while she struggles to walk with legs restrained

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 12 10:58:10 2019 No.20817822 File: 220 KB, 1000x1280, 1415237211537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20816218 >>20816551 Someone post the "Yuuka destroys Alice's dolls" copypasta.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 12 11:01:07 2019 No.20817836 >>20807243 Alice is so gross i bet she browses /d/

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 12 11:04:31 2019 No.20817856 >>20817822 Already posted here >>20746812

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 12 11:34:55 2019 No.20818024 File: 242 KB, 673x533, 135061781748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20817856 Oh, right. Thanks anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 12 19:16:08 2019 No.20820814 I want to smell the inside of Alice’s boots!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 12 19:42:14 2019 No.20820977 >>20817836 /d/ is too tame for Alice. She's a regular on gurochan's /g/ and scat boards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 12 20:52:13 2019 No.20821377 >>20820977 I bet she's so starved for interaction that she uploads each of her own bowel movements to those boards just to be praised.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 13 02:49:59 2019 No.20822925 >>20821377 Now that's just weird. And I frequent /d/

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 13 06:29:04 2019 No.20823434 >>20822925 So is being Alice's age and still playing with dolls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 13 13:00:41 2019 No.20825452 >>20823434 I have a meat doll she can play with, if you follow my game.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 13 15:03:07 2019 No.20826251 >>20825452 Eww. You have a doll as well? And it's made of meat? You and Alice really would get along well, you weirdos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 13 23:06:38 2019 No.20828733 Alice is a horny, smelly, perverted sexpot and I want us to use each other to fulfill our creepy incel sexual cravings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 13 23:46:54 2019 No.20829011 >>20828733 She would just be disgusted with you. She only has her sights on Marisa

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 14 09:21:08 2019 No.20831139 >>20829011 Yeah, and I have my sights on Satori. Neither of those are going to happen, so we have to try and take our loser sexual frustrations out on each other.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 14 09:22:39 2019 No.20831142 I came here to laugh at Alice.

Anonymous Thu Feb 14 09:47:27 2019 No.20831223

>>20808374
I saw Alice at a grocery store in the village yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen dolls in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 14 09:53:16 2019 No.20831248 I'm gonna pin this girl down with Reimu's help and fuck her tits until she drowns in my spunk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 14 10:01:25 2019 No.20831293 >>20831223 This is fake, Alice is too socially awkward to even talk to a stranger in a village

Anonymous Thu Feb 14 10:12:00 2019 No.20831353
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>>20831223
I saw Alice at a grocery store in the village yesterday. She told me how cool it was to meet a real 3D human, but she didn’t want to be a douche and bother me and ask me to come over for tea or anything.
I said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
She was taken aback, and all she could say was “H-Huh?” and she kept confusedly blurting out “huh? huh? huh?” while I was closing my hand shut in front of her face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her start sniffling as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen tampons and a case of diapers in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she was too busy crying and going over the events in her head to hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the tampons and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any magical infetterence,” and then turned around to look for me, before quickly turning back around and casting her eyes to the floor once our eyes met. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each tampon and the diaper case and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept accidentally interrupting her by failing to contain her really loud sniffles and crying noises.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 14 14:16:41 2019 No.20832483 Alice ruined five orgasms on Valentine's day in a self-inflicted punishment for being a pussy-free loser! Five whole orgasms!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 14 14:18:27 2019 No.20832495 File: 122 KB, 850x850, alice10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wish Alice was my valentine

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 14 15:31:28 2019 No.20832881 >>20832495 I want her to kick off those boots and put her stuffy feet in my face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 14 23:17:41 2019 No.20834796 File: 319 KB, 690x982, alice374.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 03:48:50 2019 No.20835676 What would Marisa think of Alice's bedwetting problem?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 03:58:01 2019 No.20835708 >>20835676 Marisa doesn't think of Alice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 08:51:41 2019 No.20836801 Alice fantasizing about listening to her favorite video game music with Marisa

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 09:50:01 2019 No.20837036 File: 253 KB, 821x316, 1550241398027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 10:29:06 2019 No.20837247 Alice is a bad piggy and she needs to be punished

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 10:35:04 2019 No.20837265 File: 696 KB, 1062x1500, __alice_margatroid_touhou_drawn_by_gaoo_frpjx283__4ff75b6073d163a4eea86c3ba2803a41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Anon, my b-beaver is itching again..."

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 10:39:41 2019 No.20837287 File: 395 KB, 534x535, 1421699442184.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20837265 Why does Alice have a beaver for a pet? No wonder no one wants to hang out with her, bet she has a skunk pet too.

Anonymous Fri Feb 15 10:48:00 2019 No.20837331
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>>20837287
"Beaver" is what Alice calls her princess parts when she's around other adults. She does have a pet skunk though, and it does get itchy. She tries her best to be a responsible pet owner, but taking care of a non-magical living thing is just not something she's mature enough emotionally for. She should give him to someone who can take care of animals before it gets worse, but Alice gets too emotionally attached really easily and keeps crying and insisting that she can fix him whenever someone tries to talk to her about her sick pet skunk.
I hope Eirin wouldn't be too grossed out to come over and take a look at him sometime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 11:00:35 2019 No.20837379 >>20837331 Why does Alice think other adults care when her beaver itches? She's not a little girl anymore, she should just go to the bathroom when the urge arises

Anonymous Fri Feb 15 11:05:21 2019 No.20837398
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>>20837379
It's not itching because she's aroused, it's itching because she doesn't clean it properly. Which makes it weirder that she thinks she should tell other people, even if it's just close friends.
It's fine, though. When you're friends with Alice, you have to learn to put up with little quirks and weirdness like that. Despite that, she's a sweet girl and a good friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 11:33:24 2019 No.20837520 >>20837398 That's seriously disgusting and very worrying, since her lack of hygiene could lead to an infection. Someone should have the awkward, but necessary, talk about how to properly clean one's genital with Alice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 11:36:01 2019 No.20837536 Alice, I love you, but you gotta learn to clean your pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 11:39:36 2019 No.20837553 File: 30 KB, 351x375, 39f6744e5ca67ed854165dcc784e1803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice is learning how to make food instead of eating-out all the time!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 11:41:46 2019 No.20837566 >>20837553 How cute, Alice is making chocolate to give to someone on Valentine's! Let's just hope she has some common sense and doesn't put her "love juices" in it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 11:43:33 2019 No.20837576 >>20837566 Alice is using her crusty smegma in the Valentine's chocolates!

Anonymous Fri Feb 15 12:25:36 2019 No.20837793
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>>20837553
Alice inviting people to her party!
Alice buying a huge amount of ingredients to make enough food for all of her guests!
Alice working all-night to prepare the best dishes she can!
No one arriving to Alice's party except for Yuyuko!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 12:31:31 2019 No.20837826 >>20837793 I'll come to the party, Alice...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 12:34:39 2019 No.20837841 File: 101 KB, 600x800, alice eating.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20837793 Yuyuko only wanted to come for the food, but she got lost on the way there! Alice had to eat all the food she made by herself, alone!

Anonymous Fri Feb 15 12:37:00 2019 No.20837851
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>>20837826
Too late for that, the party ended after Yuyuko finished eating. Alice said she didn't have any plans after dinner but in reality she also had card games and board games prepared to play with the guests. She even asked mom to bring her her favourite dress for the occasion! But alas, looks like it'll be another night of sleeping with her dolls, alone, with a lot of dishes and cutlery ready to be washed tomorrow morning, in silence.

Anonymous Fri Feb 15 12:48:48 2019 No.20837910
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>>20837851
That's so awful...I'll be your friend, Alice! I'll be your best friend, and we can play all the board games and card games you want! Please don't be sad...I'll be here for you, to keep you company and laugh and have fun with you like a good friend should! I wish you could hear me...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 13:06:11 2019 No.20837992 >>20837910 Daiyousei is a huge bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 13:07:12 2019 No.20837998 File: 1.68 MB, 1688x1256, birthdays.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20837793 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 13:07:58 2019 No.20838002 >>20837998 Why did she do that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 14:39:55 2019 No.20838484 Is there a proper term for a female manchild? "Womanchild" doesn't feel quite right, but it's what she is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 17:41:40 2019 No.20839446 File: 476 KB, 756x1067, cc065319862ca84fcfcd713dae3b4f82.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20837566 Well, she's trying to...

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 16 04:22:32 2019 No.20841951 >>20749966 Alice wishes. Alice always keeps her curtains wide open as she humps the side of her furniture in the hope that Marisa comes to visit and "accidently" sees her. Of course, it never works as no one ever comes to visit Alice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 16 04:26:09 2019 No.20841958 >>20780619 Don't ask where that crucifix has been or why it smells funny...

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 16 04:28:45 2019 No.20841968 >>20796317 Alice stop blaming your problems on others, this is how you get nowhere in life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 16 04:32:56 2019 No.20841980 >>20811690 I can't believe I found emetophilia in her search history.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 16 07:23:29 2019 No.20842404 File: 1.28 MB, 1800x1800, 2c0e0a2e7fd9df3e24ce2947f9dd1d8d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bet Alice thinks Marisa puts a blanket over her whenever she falls asleep, deluding herself into thinking Marisa cares that much about her!!

Anonymous Sat Feb 16 13:12:52 2019 No.20843802

I remember during the Religion War I was watching one of the battles in the human village and saw Alice standing all along really far away from everyone. I wondered why she was so far away but I smelt something really gross over a gust of wind from her direction, so I decided not to get anywhere near her.
Taoists best

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 16 13:55:58 2019 No.20844065 >>20837265 You have an STD.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 16 13:57:30 2019 No.20844072 >>20844065 How could Alice get an STD when she's a virgin?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 16 13:58:05 2019 No.20844078 >>20844072 Probably shared pussy juice with Sanae.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 16 14:00:06 2019 No.20844091 >>20844078 Sanae wouldn't exchange her pussy juices with a virgin loser like Alice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 16 14:02:51 2019 No.20844112 File: 1.02 MB, 1080x1600, aftersex.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20844091 You underestimate Sanae.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 16 15:10:25 2019 No.20844492 >>20844078 How do they even do that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 16 17:42:43 2019 No.20845220 File: 44 KB, 600x600, 1363271032185.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] !

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 16 20:40:59 2019 No.20846075 What are Alice's fantasies like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 16 21:48:05 2019 No.20846437 >>20844492 <>

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