Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

We can go browner. We have the technology.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>20720879
Help the tanuki live forthright, earnest lives one dinner at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720857
>tfw you will never be taken in by a fat-bottomed carribean witch doctor who thinks you're just the cutest thing
>you will never be subject to her lewd voodoo and perverted curses
>you will never be her favorite ingredient in all sorts of potions and spells

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720879
remember to cum inside your haulstaur before bed. they do weird stuff if they don't get their daily filling.

[Anonymous No.]

friendly reminder that kikimoras are the product of the souls of children that died before being baptised

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720883
I wonder if there are low-tier tanuki with really poor business sense that bounce from one get-rich-quick scheme to another all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

I LIKE NEE-SANS
I LIKE NEE-SANS WITH LARGE BREASTS
I LIKE NEE-SANS WITH LARGE BREASTS AND BLACK SCLERA

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720879
i'm gonna build my own Frankenstein monster waifu behind gremlin's back and she won't be able to stop me! not even the sabbath, the dragons, or the lilems combined won't stop my perfect creature built using advanced waifu technology! she shall be feared! she shall be knelled to! she is a weapon to surpass metal gear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720899
Of course there are.
They need husbands the most, to keep from breaking down every time they fail.
You just gotta have faith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720902
i like nee-sans with large breast, black scleras, and a throat-raping tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720902
I like nee-sans with big hearts, a fixation on kisses and an uncontrollable urge to squeeze you like a big teddy bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720933
And a giant raping tongue throat, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720890
>She mixes potions and shimmies around the hut while humming happily to herself, body glistening with sweat
>You'd be less worried if you weren't, you know, tied up on a giant board that looks like a big bullseye target
>"A-Are you sure this isn't gonna hurt?"
>She shakes her staff at you while smirking and cocking a hip out
>"Quit yo bellyachean'! Dis spell is gonnah make you have da time of yo life!"
>As she mixes the last ingredients, she wildly smiles under her big flashy skull and feather mask
>"...And da time of MY life too, hweh heh~"
>Taking her stance up, she starts shaking her hips in their tiny grass skirt and her tits in their literally nothing, chanting and blowing the concoction towards you
>"Ooooh great mamano spirits of da shadow realms, heah my call! Give dis one heah yo blessin, and imbiiibe him wit da strength of da loa!"
>The potion swirls and malfests into a shadowy figure that then poofs into you, and you feel yourself surge with strength, rage... and immense, unbearably strong arousal
>Easily ripping through your restraints, you roar as you jump off of the board and start stomping over towards the Voodoo Mage, in all her voluptuous glory
>"W-whoa dere! Dats a- dats a quicker actin effect den I expected! L-Lemme cast a quick protecshan spell fir- Eeeyee!"
>You pick her up by the hips, easily, turn her around and slam her over the table, potions and spell ingredients spilling all over the place as her badonkadonk jiggles in front of you
>As you tear her grass skirt off, you see her widen her legs and turn her head back with lust in her wild, uncivilized eyes
>"Ooooh momma, looks like we gonna make anoda mess tonight~!"
>Her cackling is only matched by her shrieking moans as you punish that ass for hours and hours on end, all sorts of other spells and hexes getting thrown in as you both sexually tear through yet another hut

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720902
i like nee-sans who believe that they are my mother

[Anonymous No.]

give good girls hugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720939
give good girls fugs

[Anonymous No.]

Be kind to the shorties. They've been though a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720916
>clumsy tanuki always coming up ridiculous schemes to make a lot of money fast
>sandworm skin cream, jetpacks for kikis, kunoichi uniforms with reflective tape, and so on
>really wants to pamper her husband with a lavish lifestyle
>instead, they're slumming it in his tiny apartment
>can't even reliably contribute to the rent, husband assures her as long as he can keep eating her delicious cooking they're square
>after another scheme gone bad, during a comfort snuggle, she gets the bright idea to just sell a cookbook
>finally actually makes all that money, but now the apartment is too cozy to move out of

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720941
>>20720948
bully their wombs instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720890
>>20720936
How fat a booty are we talkin here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720939
you must be crazy if you think i'm coming near that thing without a witch and a devil for a foursome

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720965
Calamitous. It'd end the world if it weren't so busy jigglin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720939
Since I dream of having a bapho wife, I shall!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720965
Keeps walkin even after she does.
Chair creakin', bed shatterin', face smooshin', tropical fruit fed dark mage booty.
And knowing her, she's perverted enough to have cast some spells on it to make it extra sensitive and arousing to have it touched and slapped by you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720970
>>20720981
I am officially on board.
I wonder if she makes you do all the hard physical labor around the island, half so she can just focus on magic and half to just watch your body sweat in the sunlight while she plays with herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720955
rich people who don't flaunt conspicuous wealth are the best
we can be that couple who never seem to worry and are always cared for

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721018
I wonder if tanukis would appreciate stealth wealth, or if they'd want to show off their success to other nooks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720902
I like nee-sans who are short, flat, big-hipped and abominations.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721022
If you see a tanuki wearing old rags, she is either destitute or obscenely wealthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721022
Same way real rich who aren't in the public eye do it.
High quality goods using superior materials and bespoken manufacturing.
They'd know the difference not only between regular silk and Jorugumo, but the grades within it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721040
>rags-wearing Tanuki selling herself on a back alley
>she's actually obscenely wealthy but still wants to make a few extra bucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721046
>older Nook wearing A5 Jorogumo rags
>harumphs contemptuously at the poor youngsters wearing regular silk business suits

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721048
I want to deep dick this nook.
Its smug aura mocks me.

[Anonymous No.]

Tanuki just want to sell you to aonw haughty ojou monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>RATATOSKR NEWS CHANNEL!

News channel music: https://youtu.be/AkjFpKpRrgg

"Good evening folks, this is Sophia Caldwell and you are watching Channel 69 World Tree News. Our top stories for today... A young Noble boy of the House of Avington; Gerard Avington has been rescued unscathed and unharmed by Demon Realm Special Forces Operative Miss Numinex. A dragon who single handedly saved the Noble boy Gerard from Anti-monstergirl forces. Gerard Avington has been reunited with his family, in return for such heroism and as a form of gratitude. The house of Avington has given miss Numinex the blessing of marrying the young Noble boy Gerard. This means miss Numinex herself will be of Noble status and such a consummation will also be a boost for the Avington family in which a powerful dragon is now a part of their family, experts say.

Anti-monstergirl and Anti-Demon Girl protests alhave been quelled and stopped by Law Enforcement in the Bright Green Demon Realm of Bretrania. As police opened fire at the protesters and soon to be rioters with Demon Realm Silver Bullets and Aphrodisiac Gas Bombs. It is confirmed the protesters and soon to be rioters and their friends and family have been converted to being in favor of Monstergirls and to praise the Demon Lord and her Lilim daughters.

Three Order aligned terrorists; a female crusader, a male warlock and a male Order Mixed Martial Artist of mixed Martial arts profession, have attempted to attack and massacre a Goblinoid Orphanage in the country side. But their attack thankfully failed as the Goblinoid inhabitants and security personnel managed to subdue them. Details of such action includes a group of Goblin Girls overpowering the crusader, identified as Miranda Bellworth, by beating, slashing, bludgeoning her with demon silver weaponry as she is undergoing conversion and monsterization. The Warlock, identified as Grigori Lefkos, despite being a combat mage and a veteran of Ohayou Face Wars, was taken down by manticore venom shot onto him as he is currently undergoing incubization. And the Order Fighter, identified as Kenny Ashburn who is a veteran of the Instant-Loss-2koma conflict. Was taken down via gangbang from a Red Cap Girl and two other goblin girls. A fourth suspect is also suspected be involved as an Order Priest looking man who appeared to be an ashen haired young man is found retreating from the area, trying to carry the incapacitated Warlock Grigori Lekfos but abandoning him. A reward for apprehanding that ashen haired cutie priest is set up by the Wayverst County, in which this attempted Terrorist Attack took place.

The Titania and Fairy Committee of Family Friendly Media has announced an embargo of media and entertainment from the Planet Earth that has connected to our world via a convergence portal event. The Earth made media and entertainment that is deemed violent, gratuitous, Anti-monstergirl, and just outright family unfriendly entertainment. The Titania and Fairy Committee of Family Friendly Media is currently in talks with the Royal Makai Court to have this embargo and and temporary ban on such certain specific types of Earth Media. Until a final solution is made as to not offend Monstergirls and not hurt the feelings of their Incubus husbands, making them cry at how horrible monsters are. Surprisingly one of the hundred Lilim daughters of the Demon Lord, Mari and Ilassa, are against this embargo and will be joining the talks to allow the inhabitants of our world to enjoy violent edgy but fictitious media.

The Lilim General Viccy has announced that she might consider changing her hat.

We will get to these news developments in five minutes, after a word from our Sponsors. Harpy Mail and Danuki General Products."

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721096
Deep dicking it will only make it smugger. You need to intercrural it to make sure it gets less pleasure than you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720879
I'll say it again :

>>20720702 #
>>20720720 #
Yet somewhere in the profile it is said Danukis will sell corruptive demon realm foods to any non-corrupted and nin-monster aligned people with telling them.

Therefore Danukis are dishonest connivers! Fact!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721106
Oh you can fuck off with this trash right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721119
After You Fuck Off-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721113
She'd just try to ride down and rub her clit on me, and get off from my attempts to avoid it.
The smug is like a Zabuza sword, it cannot be beat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721126
Autistic walls of text RP shit is fucking retarded. Don't try to act like it's not.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got a good artist I could commission? I recently got a raise and I want to get a cute anubis piece done to celebrate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721154
aka6
I want to see what cute looks like from him.

[Anonymous No.]

I love shortstacks!

And tallstacks.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me the best combos in your opinion that go well with a Baphomet.
The Baphomet can be vanilla, oppai, wide hipped or tall/heresy mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720610
Who was this artist again?

He drew a good picture of a buff Hellhound armed with two cestus' and I forgot to save it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721167
Buff shortstack warriors are great close combat fighters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721147
>RP
What a fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721184
Rectangle pupils

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721198
Commercial anon tier trash isn't much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721184
TALL
F
L
A
T

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721154
Try with ezzyecchi. I wish I could win the lottery so I could become their personal patron and commission them until the end of days

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721213
>Tall flat
Where are all her bonus points going tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721213
F
L
TALL
T

[Anonymous No.]

>>20720879
Any good long form reading material with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721219
Reach and flexibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721213
>Your Baphomet nee-san will never sleepwalk into your room and crawl into your bed to spoon with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721219
Fluffiness.
You'll fall asleep immediately when she big spoons you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721213
>>20721222
As long as she has the hips to carry her height

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721213
That face and hair make her look like Baphtalia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721234
Hips as wide as her shoulders.
But her shoulders are super thin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721106
>tfw no wyvern dogfighting
Remember to stick with Trigger and his wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721223
Try the lore books on the wiki. The ones with a green checkmark on them.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Books

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721260
shes slenderman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721275
Jiiii~

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721275
I want to irrumate hungry skeleton-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721286
>>20721298
>deathlyskinny skeletal-slender tall baphomet
I'm legit scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721305
You'll be even more scared once she starts sucking your dick like she's dying of thirst and won't stop until she's swallowed at least ten loads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721305
Krampusmode

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721305
Supermodelmode

[Anonymous No.]

I'll take mine with extra hearty hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721269
I've already read the majority of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721154
Honestly you should stalk mousefag’ and gazerfag’s twitter accounts, they seem to get around when it comes to commissioning. Gazerfag especially!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721343
I'd hug, intercrural and artificially impregnate this bapho if she wasn't a slutty pole dancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721359
Jokes on you.
That's the slide pole between the first and second floor,
And she loves teasing you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721213
>tfw no tallflat vampire gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721362
>teasing by playing slut
She's gonna get cried at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721380

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721380
>>teasing by playing slut
I want her to do hookereimu roleplay and silently fiddle with her smartphone while I prone ream her like an animal.

[Anonymous No.]

See you in spring anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721401
It's Summer where I am, I'm being bullied by mosquitos right now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna spend all day in bed with a beelzebub, lazily fucking, sloppily kissing, and passionately 69ing with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721448
I love gyarus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721449
Gross.
Do you keep the Paladin-chan in a box under the bed or the closet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721448
Banshee's sure to get the attention of the cool kids now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721448
I dunno man, it's just not the same without the tan...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721453
There's nothing gross about fucking the most underrated girl in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721448
>>20721452
I hate gyarus but I want to fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721471
Why do you hate them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721477
My big sister is like that and she was super abusive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721482
Oh well that's understandable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721477
Not him, but gyaru type 3ds are generally unpleasant people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721487
>3ds
There's your problem.

[Anonymous No.]

so with the time loops no longer a thing is this the end of the series?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721510
I never really got into handheld gaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721550
Why does he hate it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721556
It's a good system.

[Anonymous No.]

I really fucking want to be the butler/toy to twin shortstack manticore mistresses

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721550
>Trapped and fucking hates it
>Selfish retard monsters think this is happiness
Is this story set in the grimdark MGU interpretation of MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721586
the time gaps made it less adaptable
he'll get use to it without it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721569
i've rarely gone outside so there has never been any sort of appeal from portable gaming for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721586
>MGU

[Anonymous No.]

Lobster masterrace

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721567
maybey hes into dudes

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721607
Chuunis were made to be ahegao'd until they drop the act

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721607
Lobster buttholes are at the end of the tail.
What I'm trying to say is this girl is not wearing anything over her asshole, so she's obviously a buttslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721617
Chuunis were made to be ahegao'd until they
start believing their own delusions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721740
This only works if their delusion is that they're sex masters.

[Anonymous No.]

I like the idea of a dragon lady with a lara croft sort of british accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721567
this is married with children the manga

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721787
but he doesnt sell shoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721787
I want to be married with children ;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721550
Name of that doujin or hentai?

And link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721821
finally I can post this at other people instead of having posted at me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721840
I want to watch fire mouse and kejourou princess while they are having a crazy fight until the human shrine maiden arrives and beats them both up

[Anonymous No.]

>recapcha shitting itself on red boards
Someone needs to dick the gremlins and get them back to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721106
There's always a lot of low quality trash like this at the start of the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721861
isn't moukou more associated with phoenix?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721889
She is. Phoenix girl works too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721448
The term gyaru gets misused here a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721550
It ends with reverse rape with the daughteru right? Artist has some quality tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721861
Also the shrine maiden is my wife and I ratted them out to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721861
I want a Kejourou princess to snake her hair all the way into my ballsacks and give me a testicle orgasm

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721550
Apparently Layers if White got updated with a latest chapter but can't seem to find that newest chapter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721861
>>20721906
I'd rather Phoenix Girl's Hakutaku friend.

[Anonymous No.]

Picture of a student dating his Hakutaku Teacher (who is in human form)

Location: Somewhere in Zipangu, date unknown

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722003
I think that's a Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721988

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722064
I need a PE Hakutaku...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722071
>Remember, back straight, head looking down and not forward. It's like leg pressing, not pulling the barbell up. Make sure you can feel the deadlift in your glutes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722071
>>20722081
>tfw will never get caught smelling pe hahutakus gym cloths

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722094
>tfw will never get spotted by pe hakutaku with her breasts pressing into your back as she catches you on a failing squat

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722081
I want to secretly video PE-taku-sensei's breasts jiggling as she does power cleans and masturbate to it in the bathroom after gym class

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722094
>>20722104
>>20722110
Do not sexually harass Christmas Cow-sensei. She is surprisingly shy and weak to the touch of a swole young man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722110
I want pe hakutaku sensei to drag me into the gym showers after class and do uncouth, lewd things to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722120
>implying she wouldn't make her own exercise instruction videos and give them out to all the students completely oblivious to the fact that all the boys masturbate to them
She'd be so proud about her super effective way of getting the boys to learn their technique too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722131
>"Make sure your feet are angled properly before you squat, as shown."
>low angle shot of her feet, conveniently showing her cameltoe through her lycra shorts
>"Be sure to stretch properly before your squat to ensure you can get the correct posture."
>the video shows a thumbnail to a half-hour long instructional of her stretching and doing foam roller exercises
>"Do not do half-squats. Observe. ASS."
>her large butt protrudes outwards
>"TO GRASS."
>"Now, the side view. Make sure you note the proper spinal posture."
>her massive mamoono mammaries jiggle as she goes down with perfect form

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721550
https://exhentai.org/g/941500/6f74e23478/
This is what could have been if he didn't sperg and trigger her yan instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722171
>"You can find the right feet position by jumping up and down a few times!"
>breasts jiggle as she shuffles in place
You know this girl's gonna be wearing a "singlet" that's literally a school swimsuit with thighhighs

[Anonymous No.]

Nano did an interesting piece, with a real shiny Marshmallow Cat.

>>20722191
Dear god, that oblivious Haku-sensei is going to frustrate several generations of horny school boys. Someone should confess to her already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721907
It's chowder, he doesn't seem to know very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721953
>Layers if White
You mean besides tzusure? because if there's one after that I would also like to know where to find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722189
Even if she is a monster his reaction seems a bit abnormal
You think she has a curse on herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722191
>a school swimsuit with thighhighs
She's getting mating pressed now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722295
Hey, she needs those socks so her shins don't get scraped during deadlifts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722314
And I'm sure she's just completely oblivious to how erotic an outfit that is, I'm on to her game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722210
Will she beat me up if I send a photo of her swooning over that cat to a Rata?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722333
She can't help it, anon! Most national organizations demand that athletes wear a singlet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722342
She'll just ask you to take responsibility, since she can't get married now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722358
Oh how convenient for her, and I bet bras are against regulations to huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722371
>mouse cuddling a cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721550
>he got to dick the daughter
https://youtu.be/Bqla_0ybWW0

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722380
She can't help it, they're maximum comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721550
Good ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722372
What would you do if she flubbed a lift because the wires digging into her flesh distracted her, huh?

You're just gonna have to endure watching every single daily workout video she tapes for you and the other students. Including the cardio livestreams where she wears short shorts and a sports bra.

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>>20722410
That's what she thinks, but a man can only take so much before he is forced to act, and one of these days she's gonna have a wardrobe malfunction, or be extra jiggly and she'll get mating pressed until she can't do anything but moan and heart pupil anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722314
Aren't her shins fluffy enough to protect them against scrapes? Although you don't want hair to get stuck when operating gym equipment so thighhighs make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722386
How would a Wendigo handle a winter marshmallow cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722426
Snuggling it while holding it inside her coat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722426
By breathing heavily and using its invsibility to pet it undetected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722426
Gentle nibbling to determine if it's stretchy meat, before finding out it's not and taking it to Papa for a decision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722433
>Marshmallow cat gets a surprise trip to Wendi coat world
That poor cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722422
>she accidentally livestreams the whole event
>her young suitor puts all of her flexibility to good use
>her yoga classes see a surge in takeup

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722443
>Implying it won't just be happily rolling and rubbing the eldritch space between works
Marshmallow cats are resiliant in body and mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721861
That "demon" shrine maiden is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722444
>she ends up fucking him by doing one-legged squats into his dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722437
>little Wendi waddles up to Papa with marshmallow cat wrapped in her coat
>Papa Wendi holds it close to his head with his big, gentle hands
>Marshmallow cat starts purring
>Papa sets the cat down and pats little Wendi on the head, telling her the kitty is a friend
>he walks over to the freezer to grab some fish while the cat struts over to Wendi and starts rubbing and purring on her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722478
Ahh, what a good girl with a good cat. What sort of adventures can they get up to in crazy, noisy, bizarre Winterstown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721035
What a dapper girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721048
I’m more concerned with the nook in the back that’s about to pounce me in animal form

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721048
>actually obscenely wealthy but still wants to make a few extra bucks

Wouldn't she make more by using a higher-class disguise? Or is she too well-known to be seen by anyone higher up than the street urchins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721022
>Nook still works in a shirt and jeans most days
>Rather than expensive haute cuisine from around the world, she bought the local burger joint so that they never have to worry about turning a profit
>”I see it like this. I could either spend a lot of my wealth and get an average rich lifestyle, or I could spend a bit less of my wealth and live a luxurious normal lifestyle”

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722554
Would you think that dirty hooker could be Carla Chubby, the wealthiest monster in the world? At most you'd think she looked a lot like her. Now, if she was wearing nice clothes and makeup...?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721286
You’d look prettier if you smiled
https://imgur.com/xwVZqGK

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722578
Shouldn't it be the other way around? Grapesnake is like Pharaoh's kryptonite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722592
Veteran Pharaoh vs green Grapesnek probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722592
The pharaoh use her god voice to tell her to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721550
I still prefer the housewife version of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722578
I want the Sun to sit on my face.

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>>20722592
Called her a thot, thats like a slap to the soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722601
You're going to have to recite all her titles while under there.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never be your delinquent vamp senpai's bloodbag/boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722616
Something something Mistress of Magma, Lord of the Dance and Mayor of a Small Town Up the Coast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722622
Oh, I forgot she's the Ayatollah of Rock 'n Roll-Ah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722622
>>20722630
Yeah you're getting punished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722596
If it was that simple Pharaohs would never end up graped. The voice can't make someone stop doing something they really want to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721106
>The Lilim General Viccy has announced that she might consider changing her hat.
Fake news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722636
Punished how? She's already sitting on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722478
Papa Wendi is truly the wisest in the land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722453
>”It is good to be a cynic - it is better to be a contented cat”

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722638
Nah, it's because most of the time Apophi wear earmuffs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722642
Hours of edging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722523
No greater bond is there then between a Dumbragon and her Hubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722594

>Level 1 Apophis
>Level 35 Pharaoh
>Level 100 Husband
>That’s how Deserts work

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722636
I volunteer for the Khepri pits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722601
My brother. I wonder if the male servants of the Pharaohs meet up in a secret Pharaoh fanclub

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722663
If by secret fanclub you mean the Grand Fane of Amon-Ra in Alexandria, then yes, they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722587
Cant she bully both of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722621
Such is the sad world we live in

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>>20722531
>”Kitty, we’re going hunting. You stay home!”
>Little Wendi and her family are stalking a caribou
>The tension is incredible as they stalk their prey
>”Nya~”
>Marshmallow cat is behind them with a dead mouse despite her coat being pure white

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722667
Me, personally I'd get into one of those Snek Towahs that the Children of Doom have been erecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722587
She looks much less intimidating now, in fact she looks like kind of a dork. I want to hold hands with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722650
>Pharaoh uses her god voice to make you unable to cum no matter what

Harsh

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722689
>>20722650
Joke's on her, this is my fetish!
For a couple minutes anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722689
Only if you're disobedient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722680
What a keen hunter, this cuddle cat. Little Wendi would do well to keep a familiar like him around.

>>20722681
>Children of Doom
Do they know the answer to the Riddle of Steel? Or are they just Apophis/Echidna worshippers?

[Anonymous No.]

The Curvy Dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722636
God I wish I were that snake
potion translations soon

[Anonymous No.]

I bet a Sphinx would tell riddles with deliberately lewd answers to fluster some prudish Order boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722705
>Do they know the answer to the Riddle of Steel?
They've narrowed it down to a multiple choice!
1. Trust Steel
2. Trust Flesh
3. Trust your own Will
4. Fuck Crom (figuratively)
5. Fuck Crom (literally)
One of these has to be it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722645
Marshmallow cats are adorable.
It is known

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>>20722718
Won't work if the Order boy is even marginally cultured.
>How do I compare thee to a summer's day?
>H-how nice of yo- wait, I'm supposed to ask the questions!

>>20722722
>6. All of the above
Trust the will to move the flesh to wield the steel so that I can fuck the Goddess Crom in my dreams and in the flesh!

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>>20722734
Set's tits this guy figured out the Riddle of Steel, hope he doesn't get gangraped by Valkyries for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722734
What about a simple yet devout peasant boy that somehow got caught up in an excavation of ancient ruins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722741

[Anonymous No.]

I'll take it this thread is the desert girls edition

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722734
Damn, those order guys are evolving, soon they are the ones that are going to make the monsters flustered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722752
The Desert is ever here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722750
All I can think of is that bit from the Lord of the Rings movie where the Nazgul is sniffing out the Hobbits.
>>20722752
Cute Anubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722752
No, this is the ocean girls edition.

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>>20722745
>Why, begging yer pardon miss, but yer awful pretty. I like them drawings on yer belly too, reminds me of them dancers what we saw at the Sun Queen's palace up north where Pa was selling cows.
Simple honesty wins over the most sophisticated beast.

>>20722757
Many have been trained in the arts of Saint Ciaphas Cain, sweet talker and lover extraordinaire.

>>20722741
>>20722750
I shall remain chaste until I get to fondle Crom's mighty butt, and no angelic sluts shall deprive me of my purity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722752
Brown himes best himes

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722773
If that's the case, then I want to take my waifu on a trip to the desert. How many bottles of water should I bring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722778
>where Pa was selling cows
This man is a goddamn slave-trader's son!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722778
What about a trainee priest on a vow of celibacy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722752
I love anubutts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722791
Hardly! He's a matchmaker for these young girls, and helps find good men who suit their hearts. Do you think he would get away with slave trading in Hathor's holy city?

>>20722793
You mean, "former priest formerly on a vow of celibacy". Well, he'll do well in the Pharaoh's administration after awakening and marrying her Chief Riddler.

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>>20722794
I want an Anubis PE teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722616
Great and Wise Mother of the Fatherland

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the best way to bully a vampire? cut yourself to lure one just to find out you ate garlic recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722794
Spank the anubutt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722828
Find a way to infuse garlic into your semen

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722828
Family photo shoot

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722842
Penetrate the anusbis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722788
Isn't there some kind of mana-powered water generating bottle you could use?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722843
What would the result be?

>>20722849
>ywn be able to keep pictures of her
thats abit saddening

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722788
>"I'mma stick this on your nips and see what happens!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722858
Awakening the masochist inside the Vampire when the burning pleasure enters her vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722860
She's a vampire bat like her right?

[Anonymous No.]

The marshmallow cats are spreading!

[Anonymous No.]

You decide to go out to the bar tonight, but unfortunately, or fortunately, a Pharaoh boss forced all her underlings to come to drink with her so she's not alone. Now your stuck in a bar with overworked salarywomen looking to blow off some steam.

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>>20722946
Where is the grape snek?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722952
Grape snek was fired for attempted hostile takeover

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722946
What's the Pharaoh boss like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722952

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722946
I'm going to get my dick surgically bifurcated so I can fuck both of those Anubises at once.

It's going to look a lot like three-person scissoring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722972
Never trust an abossphis

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[Anonymous No.]

>>20722972
Would attempt flirting with her just to fail and run away in shame

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>>20722970
A hard working woman who hasn't taken a day off in the last century and expects the same from her employees, doesn't matter if it's their wedding, she expects them to still come into work. After all, she isn't married and she's doing fine, even if she hugs her pillow every night while eating ice cream and watching rom coms

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[Anonymous No.]

>>20723007
Sounds like she needs some pampering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723020
Right on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722973
Dude, they're two anon's waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722973
>surgically
There are magical and temporary means to do this. stop and think for a minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723092

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723083
Is this doujin NTR then?

[Anonymous No.]

Lich and gremlins teaming up to create CYBORG ZOMBIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723122
NTR threesomes are fine too
Those ladies won't be able to go back after experiencing the exquisite feeling of a half dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723125
Kindly do the human race a favor and drink some battery acid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723122
>Is one anon allowed to claim an entire monstergirl species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723144
All the mice are mine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723125
Why would you settle for giving your girls a half dicking when you could overwhelm them with full size dicks, and then some?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723123

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721406
I want to bully back the mosquitoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722946
Jesus the one on the left has some thighs. Would gladly cum inside of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723125
Jesus where did you scum come from

[Anonymous No.]

In the dark age of monsters set loose in human heartlands, we simply need some unwanted heroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723195
I want to learn portal magic so I can cum inside this Lich from the comfort of my own bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722807
>Do you think he would get away with slave trading in Hathor's holy city?
Cows are not known for their intelligence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723125
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723211
>Holst slaves unaware they're slaves
>They just think they've been given cool chokers

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723204
When the portals open you'll be the first ones servicing our new succubus overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723211
What about Hakutaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723217
You just need to subdue the alpha-cow and the rest will follow her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723222
Hakutaku is a big-eared villain and she will be a nuisance to us in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723222
Too busy being shota gangbanged after class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723166
I want a gremlin with massive, lactating breasts she gave herself so she can better improve automatic milkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723228
>shota gangbanged

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723204
Fairly sure a 20 story drop will result in an angry hellhound ready to fuck you through 20 more stories of concrete.

[Anonymous No.]

what about a conspiracy hakutaku?
one that stays up late writing down her conclusions

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723235
How else do you think she's keeping all those little boys calm in after school activities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723246
Now I'm not saying it was Faerie, but it was Faerie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723249
By not being a /trash/nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it okay for one man to date both an Automaton and the Gremlin that does her maintenance?

[Anonymous No.]

>NTRfags
>Orderniggers
Yep, feels like the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723246
>trying to get your waku to go to sleep
>she's wide eyed and blootshot at 2AM with her "realisation", randting in full onions green mode
>"But dont you see? They planted more than just a flag on the moon! Mars bars are just snikers with peanuts in them! the purpouse of aglets! we're being lied to!"
>Go to sleep, dear
>"THE WORLD MUST KNOW OF THE TRUTH!"

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>>20723297
I meant to say onions green
Onions green sounds like a weird euphimisum for insanity

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723369
Everybody knows what you were trying to say, you just can't because of word filters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723373
I honestly didn't know it was filtered
I just though the dyslexia went full power

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723269
Absolutely. In fact that sounds very fun. Especially if the Automaton is obedient and open to all the modifications that Gremmy-chan wants to make to her.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what she wants tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723237
>monsters are indestructible
Haha no.

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>>20723401
I was thinking she'd be stuck on some kind of dom-mode in regards to the guy while the Gremlin would be spending all her efforts to make the guy's dreams a reality, so I guess the Automaton obeying the Gremlin would make for a nice dynamic.
I'll get on that tomorrow.

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>>20723411
More salt water for increased conductivity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723420
More resilient than normal humans=/=indestructible

[Anonymous No.]

If a bicorn has a daughter, would it be a unicorn or another bicorn?
>pure unicorn daughteru has difficulties sleeping through her parents' nightly orgies

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723454

I hope it's a bicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723454
>Uwaa... Daddy and mommy and mommy and mommy and mommy and mommy and... and mommy, and mommy and mommy sure are having fun playing videogames!

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>>20723420
I mean some living monsters could survive the fall, golems, slimes, etc. Or they could just fly dragons, harpies, etc. And I'm pretty sure every type of undead could survive a fall from that height or any height really. I'd be more scared of what the Hellhound is gonna do to the guy in the afterlife when he gets denied the pearly gates for murder

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723465
Mario Party sure can get intense sometimes.

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>>20723454
It's unknown. There are cases like Lilims giving birth to arch succubi instead of more lilims unless their husband is hero level but he has never said what the outcome is with Bicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723454
A bicorn.

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>>20723204
you know, monsters would understand if you just tell them that you don't want to have sex. they respect your consent because they love you. no need to keep your feelings to yourself because other wise, your waifu would get the idea that you want to have sex but you actually don't. ladies dig guys with sensitivity. just share your feelings. not doing so is a common problem with men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723479
I guess the lilim thing is just because the are powerful succubi but with bicorn is a different species.

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>>20723485
You don't understand. There's a line in MGE that said monsters think of nothing but sex, therefore anything that depicts otherwise is non-canon. It doesn't matter what KC says, or how much content there is contradiction my theory. They're all wrong and non-canon. Monsters are evil. We need to kill them all. For the Order!

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>>20723459
Bicorns are made when a man dicks a Unicorn but isn't a virgin, or cheats on his Unicorn waifu. Thus a Bicorn would give birth to a Unicorn since when you're born you'd have to be a virgin.
Imagine finally meeting your Unicorn waifu's parents, after she tried so hard to keep you from them
>"And this is my mother, Anon, and my other mother, and my other mother"
>Then mom Bicorn chastises you waifu because she called them "other mother" instead of just "mother"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723513
I smell a sitcom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723513
You could probably head canon it either way unless someone wanted to ask KC on Patreon.

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>>20723499
there's clearly a well-built society among monsters out there. it would take skills and desires that aren't sex-related to be able to create a wonderful place where man and monster shall co-exist peacefully. i doubt monsters think about sex all the time. and even when they don't think about sex, they wouldn't subject themselves into doing evil deeds. also you just want someone to tell you that you should be raped and look cool about it. cut it out. warhammer is shit and uninteresting on top of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723513
I don't see how she'd give birth to a different species like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723513
imagine a how the daughter must feel when she realizes that it's not common for a daughteru to have 12 moms and a father

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723538
Knowing Kenkou usually handles fan questions, he'll probably just say that it depends on what (You) want her to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723565
I want to have a daughter who has several p'orc moms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723454
it would be a tricorn. a unicorn that wants to have a relationship between daughter, father, and mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723551
>not recognizing an obvious FUNpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723573
>Knowing Kenkou
*Knowing how Kenkou
FUG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723565
She'd probably run away from home trying to find better parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723573
When it actually comes to questions about a girl's biology and how something works he is usually pretty specific although it may change down the line in some future book information. The whole "it's how you want it to work" is more about personality questions or questions about "can I have this sort of relationship with this monster?".

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723582
I want a Cheshire to hug me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723605
>better "parents"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723551
It's pretty obvious that post is making fun of the average /tg/ crossboarder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723579
Must be nice to go to an onsen with the P'orc horde comes through. They'd probably offer you a chance to relax inbetween their steamed hams while the water helps take away all your days stress.

[Anonymous No.]

what's the most dangerous thing you seen your waifu do but it doesn't really kill her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723652
I'm more worried about the toaster than the Raiju

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723652
is this how raijus get off more easily when fingering them selves isn't enough?

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgur.com/a/eJe4Wd6

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723726
>that second one
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723744
>Wanting to fuck your pregnant waifu
My nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723618
Hug or "hug"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723760
I bet Lilims can shoot beams with that pose

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723766

fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723766
Either or really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723760
I never used to be into it but pregnant sex is absolutely top tier. I'd love to see a Wight image like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723769
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1548613101359.webm

[Anonymous No.]

I want the mansion to have an "impratical weapons" day

[Anonymous No.]

>Mommy Cupid offers to drive you school
>Try to just take the bus cause you'll know she'll embarrass you
>But she's having none of that
>Makes you get in the car
>While driving along Juice Newton comes on
>Oh Eros no
>Before you can change the station Mom turns up the radio
>Starts singing along with the song
>Pull up into your school and notice all the other kids getting dropped off
>You try to get out of the car before the next chorus
>But Mom kisses you on the cheek and starts driving away
>"Just call me angel of the morning, angel"
>Look back to see a cabal of Hellhounds and Demons snickering at you
>The Valkyries and Angels blushing when you look at them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723454
>Bicorn’s daughter’s rebellious phase is when she starts wanting purity and not sharing with anyone else
>Some very rare cases where they never outgrow this and think like unicorns despite being bicorns
>”Screw you mom! My husband is mine alone and I don’t have to share with anyone!”

[Anonymous No.]

>"Who cares about the bad things that occur after fighting that Wurm in a fighting ring? At least you're better now thanks to Mamono Mana and you're enhanced!"
>"Mamono Mana fixes anything!"

>Get beaten up by a monstergirl who's impossibly stronger than you times ten
>Fractured bones, have to eat through a straw, the agonizing pain
>BUT ITS OKAY SHE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU BECAUSE MONSTER MANA MAGIC
>Buy the psychological wounds don't heal so easily
>it's hard not to flinch when she touches you
>Sure monster Mana "solves anything"
>But some scars and trauma won't go away that easy and it's the monster's fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723844
I got second hand social anxiety from that. Cute story but wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723871
>second hand social anxiety
whats that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723863
>>>/tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723846
Can you ever have too much mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723863

[Anonymous No.]

>20723863
Holy shit fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723844
The second she sees you so much look at another girl you're both getting arrowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723874
Despite it being a story you get nervous and nauseous. Get the "everyones looking at me thing". The story is cute and all but I cringed hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723876
Never!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723863
This feels like shit copypasta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723877
I want a mindflayer to turn me into a sleeper agent for her cause

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723876

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723900
Who says you already aren't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723877

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723760
>>20723784
>>20723744
I want to understand, so why? I feel like I'd be afraid of hurting the baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723877
>zombie guards, seize him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723908
>activate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723914
>not wanting to baste your unborn daughteru in daddy's hot sticky cummies

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723914
>hurting the baby
Not in Kenkou's Magical Realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723914
>The growth of the embryo in the mother's womb is fueled by the mother's demonic energy, so the mother will need more energy than usual. Of course, the most efficient method of producing demonic energy is to have sex with her husband and obtain mana. Monsters who become mothers will then seek even more mana, so a monster's lust doesn't drop during pregnancy. On the contrary, they will instead seek to have more sex with their husband than usual. Compared to humans, they're relatively more durable. The body of a monster is specialized for sex, and mother and child can handle anything no matter how rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723914
You don't have to worry about hurting the baby, it's in embryonic fluid so, there's no way you could hurt the baby by somehow fucking her and jostling her around. So long as you're not doing it near the stairs or mid-air you don't have to worry about killing your daughter/son

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723919
>>20723912
Would she make me kidnap human women for her to turn them into her minions? Maybe that's a bit dark

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723942
>son

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723932
Toddlercon is fucking disgusting. Loli is fine with me, but toddlercons can go to hell.
>>20723938
>>20723940
>>20723942
huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723943
Willing (or at least curious) minions are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no older former assassin Kikimora who wants nothing more than to pamper her master yet often finds herself falling into old habits and becoming overzealous in threat assessment and neutralization

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723943

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723956
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#Pregnant_Monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723943
She'd make you marry her, have children and a spend a long fulfilling life with her. But that's not the worst part, the worst part is she didn't even mind control you in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>20721106
>The Warlock, identified as Grigori Lefkos, despite being a combat mage and a veteran of Ohayou Face Wars
>And the Order Fighter, identified as Kenny Ashburn who is a veteran of the Instant-Loss-2koma conflict.
>Ohayou Face Wars and Loss 2koma Conflict

I don't know with you guys but the Ohayou Face and Instant Loss2koma Wars sounds like some real dank conflict between staunch anti-monster people and the Demon Realm Extremists led by rather militant succubi and Baphomets

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723955
You're telling me you don't want a human son to make someone's daughteru happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723976
That's still a long ways down the road.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723968
Besides the transformation fetishy sex stuff, the chaos monsters are like any other monster and love their husband. People get too caught up in the scholars edgy hyperbole that was added to make them seem more spooky and fit the Lovecraft theme and because they are meant to be something even he doesn't know much about and is only going off of rumor and hearsay.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get caught in between my tomboy Valkyrie and delinquent Hellhound childhood friends' attempts at capturing my affections!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723987
reminds of vigors

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723997
What's the battle song for their battles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723987
He says it will probably be before the current generation dies off. Although monster rarely have children and live longer so generations are longer than 20 years.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724005
Probably something metal. I have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723956
Agreed Lolis ar fucking amazing. I'd love to be abducted by the Sabbath and test grut against Baphy-chan. But tuddlercons are gross.
>>20723976
Actually yeah. How does the human male supply stay high? Human w*Men are far inferior to MGs, so why choose them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724031
>*test my grit

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGjwXI0n5-I
How about this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724031
I want to wife bapho-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

This got translated

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724031
There is a huge surplus of men to women (human and monster) in MGE and
>Even if the male she'd chosen were just an ordinary male, he would eventually develop into an “incubus”, which is a human who transcends human limitations just like a “hero”.
>It is precisely the partner that a monster has chosen for herself that will become the most superior of all males and the most delicious treat to her. For monsters, basically, a spouse is a being used to empower each other through sex. Ergo, it is not viewed as an absolute necessity that he be “a superior male in his present condition”. They mostly decide the male who will be their spouse based on other values and criteria. Also, since monsters are beings for whom emotions such as love and fondness are directly tied to sexual desire, ultimately, the man they feel love or fondness towards will seem the most delicious to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723485
I think it’s been pretty well established that the average Hellhound or Manticore or those similar in disposition will fuck you through the floorboards regardless of whether or not you want to or speak your mind on the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724031
>How does the human male supply stay high? Human w*Men are far inferior to MGs, so why choose them?

There are far fewer monstergirls than you are led to believe. They also have very low birth rates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724043
Bring her a teddy bear, a box of cookies, a warm smile and get mentally and physically ready for hours upon hours of sex and she'll be yours for sure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWvPMVWJ_GM

It'd most likely be this. Hellhound fluff and Valkyrie feathers flying everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724058
Yeah. Pretty much the only difference is that they won’t stick around if you aren’t into them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724058
That's racist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724063
Jesus, I feel sorry for the adventurer that's trying his damnedest to find a single monster girl but comes across only those that married or betrothed. He'd either have to start robbing the cradle or start applying for a Sabbath membership.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724067
>ywn play video games with wife bapho-chan on your lap
>ywn be magically experimented on by wife bapho-chan
why live anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724058
so that means, i have to have sex with them whenever they want rather then have sex when we both want to? that sounds very one-sided. but then, you can probably manipulate her into not having sex with her until you get horny so i hope that's the case. rape ain't my jam. it could mind-brake me and put me in tears because my waifu hurt me even after i tell her no. i like fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724112
Portals soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724105
The flip side of it is that even though there’s fewer monsters, they’re almost entirely concentrated in monster territory.
So the world as a whole has much more humans than monsters, but monster lands themselves have much more monsters than humans/incubi.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a salamander who's trying to show off to try and make me want her but failing and coming off as her trying to be my rival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724113
Being around those species for any real length of time is going to cause you to start taking up traits on your way to incubizing, which is definitely going to include an increased appetite for sex.
That’s not even counting that they’re monsters making them experts at getting anyone in the mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724113
tear-inducing hurtful rape and then apology comfort sex with redcap because she's sorry for hurting her husbando during devil trigger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723932
the cervix forms a mucus barrier during pregnancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724067
excume, wtf is that last part again?! oh shit i forgot there was sex, what do anons??

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724152
Accept your fate as a lolibaba’s dickthrone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724152
Don't worry, the former is the most important. Baphy-chan wants the best male, and you're pretty awesome Anon! Just be persistent and never give up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724113
>rape ain’t my jam.
Big yikes, my guy. Hellhounds are pretty rape-heavy. Off the top of my head, I believe you could avoid it with distractions or conditioning? But then again, there’s the whole “can be tamed by no man” clause.
Heckwans are just like big, untrainable dogs: They love you unconditionally, but they don’t do really well with house rules.
Your love of fluff is respectable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724143
>redcap is gonna have fun with your red cap
badum tsh

[Anonymous No.]

How would your waifu stop the first world war?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724113
From KC:
>I think the translation of the word "犯す(okasu)"to"rape" caused confusion. Actually, it is not used in serious nuance. For me and Japanese fans, this part is interpreted like "Such attractive girl nestles and pushes me down! Yes!" At least, we don`t consider it creepy or with denial of the dignity of man as you may feel from that word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724186
1.
Single.
Shepard's Pie.
Also by assassinating the Kaiser in a "freak accident", get Teddy Roosevelt elected again and establishing more beneficial foreign relations in the balkans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723914
For me i know better and am aware that there is no harm so all i see is a wife bloated with the product of intimacy and commitment to a future with you. Which i find deeply fucking hot and i want to do my best to shake that tummy around by using my penis as a guide rod to assist the motion of thrusting into her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724165
>there’s the whole “can be tamed by no man” clause.
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724159
>a lolibaba’s dickthrone
Now that's the stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no big awoo gf to be my big spoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724220
>in an unfathomable turn of events, I am without relevant information
You’d best let me in on the big scoop, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724220
There’s the snowflake story clause KC left open, but a) in no world is that poster going to manage such a thing, and b) nobody actually ever bothers to use that clause because the people who wanted it didn’t actually like Hellhounds to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724159
do i atleast get to have engaging conversations with baphy and do fun afterwork activities like go to the movies, shopping, eat out at a restaurant, and throw eggs and tp old lady druella's mansion for being a filthy ol grown up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724242
please do not dig into this

[Anonymous No.]

New wife commission
http://twitter.com/duo_kawa/status/1089591596885176320

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724245
Of course. But that comes later, right now Baph-chan is going to want to make up for centuries of tfw no bf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724139
I'd love to read a story about an Anon adventurer who garnered the attention of a hot head Salamander, who proclaims herself his rival, but she fails at every turn while Anon levels up and gets better gear. She is too prideful to travel with Anon and instead goes her own way, she gets her ass handed to her after trying to take on a brigand p'orc camp singlehandedly. Salamander sees Anon again, with even better gear, challenges him on spot, only to get knocked out. Wakes up to Anon caring for her, secretly wants Anon to plow her field but to prideful to say it herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724242
KC said in a correspondence with Maritan that you can tame a hellhound if you're skilled enough.

This set off a certain hellhoundfag, who began austically screeching whenever somebody brought the subject up. Eventually, he'd start throwing tantrums whenever somebody brought up maledom, complaining about how KC wouldn't make something JUST for femdom lovers. Whenever somebody tried to point out the multiple bones KC threw to femdom lovers, he'd just whine that it wasn't enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724159
>>20724245
>>20724251
I can't wait!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724254
It was a bit more than “skilled enough” and more like epic quest proportions.
Basically saying sure fine but only if you make it interesting and have a very good reason for it, which nobody ever bothered with of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724254
Oh, I’ve been in some threads with that faggot screaming and crying about taming Hellhounds, but I had no idea this started because of KC himself. I always figured it was the case in incredibly extreme scenarios because KC folds on every point he establishes like a paperclip.
I’m not losing sleep over it, though, since I don’t even like Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724274
Because doing that for the waifu you want is going too far depending on the person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724274
The same guy had tantrums over raging mushrooms even though he could not just use them and the entry having the usual hyperbole as a lot of MGE stuff. People pointed out a trainer reaching the ability of the gods was needed. It didn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724274
>Anon goes on adventure to tame a Hellhound
>Goes to the deepest layer of Hell and speaks to the Demon Lord herself, who's vacationing there, for the power to tame a Hellhound
>She pokes his heart and says the power is in there
>Anon just buys a ton of endurance potions and reinforces his bed with Mithril

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724288
It seems to me like if you want that kind of waifu you’d just go for something like Werewolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724274
Japanese fans do it all the time, the main reason KC put that line in there was so that everyone could have their own way of doing things.
On the english side it was simply a case of baka gaijjins taking all the scholar's exaggerations at face value coupled with protectionfags being over zealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724293
The Demon Lord is so great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724306
>baka gaijjins
Don't be so rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724254
>taming a hellhound is possible
oh hell yes. now if i can tame a manticore alongside her, i can create a castle and make them my body guards so i'd feel like a final boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724293
is this is what hellhound would look like when she beats up m. bison in Thailand and challenges ryu in a battle

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724321
>>20724329

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724105
Imagine him seeing a Manticore bullying a new adventurer near the city gates

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724252
That's too god damn cute. Salamanders are meant to be strong-sexy, not cute!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724297
Which was the common resposnse
The reply to that was "werewolves are boring"
Personally I never saw the issue myself, a tamed hellhound is just on of the many custom waifus possible in this setting
Its not like people are going full autismo and sealing inaris into kunoichis or some shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723652
>”This is a great idea!” said the Raiju
>It was not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724274
I doubt it's anything 10 years of marriage together wouldn't already do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724348
Seems like you just end up with an equally boring hellhound. Whatever though.

[Anonymous No.]

toads and eels give best handjobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724348
>sealing inaris into kunoichis

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724358
>10 years and 4 kids later
>Hellhound waifu claims to still be untameable
>As she cooks you and your daughterus breakfast then kissing you before you head off to work

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724360
It's not like KC saying no to something would stop people from wishing for it or writing stories about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724367
I'd be curious about familiar, dorome and tentacle mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724360
What you do is put a spin on it.
You just need the right brand of imagination

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724367
Not to mention best buttjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724374
I mean, those aren’t incompatible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724254
He was right on certain points but his autism fucked it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724348
Are we ever going to get to the point where naruto isnt the go-to for autism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724379
yeah i too wonder about their hands and feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724388
Yeah but said autism was so bad he got pretty much every other Hellhoundfag yelling at him to shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, let's get this straight. Horns are ______

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724388
>He was right on certain points
Such as?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724392
Short anwnser: probably not
Long anwnser: it was the easiest joke to make, I consider the autism side of dragon ball, SAO and the fate franchise to have worse shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724400
I'm not starting this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724399
For grabbing to use as handlebars for throatfucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724367
what about night gaunts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724403
Well you know how the story goes
The bigger the thing the more fucked up the fans get

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724399
Such big black horns! There's no way those things are real!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20723856
>"Dear, I heard you got a new boyfriend, and I'm so proud! You're growing up so fast!"
>"Thanks mom, I was really worried he would say no." the young unicorn says with a light blush
>"Of course he wouldn't so no, you're beautiful! Now, to get started on his harem I would recommend getting a kikimora to help with the house work, you could get a shoggoth too if he's into that but personally it changes the house too much for me."
>"I don't think he needs a maid."
>"Hmm? But Sarah has been such a big help! didn't you like the food she made for you? Your husband would appreciate it."
>"I… I don't want to be in a harem."
>The bicorn gasps
>"You would be so selfish as to only let your husband have one woman!? D-did I do something wrong? Was it Sakura? She always hogged your father a bit too much."
>"No, it isn't her! I just think feel it feels more special this way."
>A young manticore runs in and gives the unicorn a hug
>"Hey, I heard you got a date with Marcus. Could I tag along?"
>"No!"
>The manticore turns to the older manticore reading a newspaper nearby
>"Mom, Lisa won't let me go on a date with her boyfriend"
>The maned mother grumbles
>"Let your sister go with you on the date."
>"But Charlotte!"
>"No back talk! I'd threaten to spank you, but I'm afraid Rita is currently using the paddle on your dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724254
>cucks being retards
nothing new

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no tomboy Hellhound childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

Would tight fitting formalwear that clings to curves be considered kosher in MGEland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724418
At least there's tits, amirite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724428
Do you know what cuck means

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724428
Being a cuck implies being able to think to compensate for your shit fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724414
not even close and you get the furthest away you can be by becoming tentacle buttwings for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724426
That poor Unicorn. I couldn't imagine how her childhood went, having to share everything with her sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724437
Does anyone know what her deal was?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724439
Because pic related is obviously the only kind of femdom that anti-maledom-kun actually enjoys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724439
chicken!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724455
Or falseflagging. It's not like the other side didn't have austism as well. Don't care I'm not going to start a discussion about this.

>>20724462
Dumb harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724358
Unlikely, given the general response of a man to having sex with a hellhound is orgasmic submission. If anything that pleasure would only increase the longer he is married.

Hence why the profile notes you'd have to be even more determined and skilled than the god that created the hellhounds to stand a chance of taming one.

I do find it funny too that people got so excited over KC saying a tame hellhound was possible, when the profile all along said it was possible (at least in theory), just so difficult that you'd have to be a beyond-god-level trainer. If he cautioned Maritan that any scenario featuring such a man needs a really good reason behind it, to me reinforces how unlikely it is to happen in the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724454
Android with majin stuff in her
Making her some combo of biomechanical robot/demon thingy

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724462
It's year of the pig! Cockatrice-chan already had her year!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724387
Indeed, tsurara-onna for instance love to cook for and spoil their husbands, but they do it on their aggressive and domineering terms.

>Tsurara shoves food in your mouth when you say you aren't hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724476
Gonna find or make the meatiest pigs

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724472
I personally say let people have their fun
Its not like one tamed hellhound is going to ruin the race right?
And ive always thought the "stronger then a god" thing was exaggeration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724467
Smart harpy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724476
I wanna pork a pig

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724484
shhh, dont bring logic into this, we all know that's fictional!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724476
i want to be taken to an orc horde's den and become a naked and lewd play thing to relieve the stress of orcs by taking turns using me for fun and smelly gang rapes after a day of plundering villages and initiating sieges in the name of conquest among the orcs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724484
Not gonna lie though, I’ve never seen anyone here seriously entertain the idea of having a tamed hellhound waifu who wasn’t just trying to troll the hellhoundfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724484
Well its not like strength is equivalent to training (a lion tamer isn't stronger than a lion), it was about skill as a trainer being higher than a god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724476
I'm not really into p'orcs but I would go on truffle hunting with a high orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724435
Truly there is no greater pain, brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724499
Get lost in the crowd at a duel. All those big tiddy, sweaty P'Orcs jumping around and cheering with you stuck between them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724518
Don't forget the H'Orcs and Trolls that would be there

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724472
>taking that phrase literally
>downplaying and inventing alternate explanations for that statement KC made
Hellhound autism never changes

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724488
i wanna stuff my pork in a h'orc

[Anonymous No.]

Because succubi live off mostly spirit energy, their digestive system is very sensitive to normal food and absorbs very efficiently. This also means colourful foods like blueberries in this case, can have.. interesting effects

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724525
Care to share said explanation? It sounded to me like KC said the same thing the profile said, namely that it would take a lot of skill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724530
She better not pull a fucking Willy Wonka

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724530
bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724472
Every time I read about hellhounds I get a bad case of the tfws.
Give me the fucking portals already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724550
Making your own portal is easy.
1 Get a jar or glass and add 2 teaspoons of salt 2. Fill the glass with 1/3rd vingear and 1/3rd lemon juice
3. Fill the rest of the glass with laundry bleach 4. Add 5 to 7 pennies (or copper coins of your country)
5. Take a straw and blow into the glass.
6. After 10 minutes the portal should start forming! Blowing until you're dizzy increases the CO2 in your breath making the portal larger and more stable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724484
It is an exaggeration, just like a lot of things in the books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724556
epic

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724571

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724472
>Hence why the profile notes you'd have to be even more determined and skilled than the god that created the hellhounds to stand a chance of taming one.
I'll ask one thing. What makes you think that line isn't an exaggeration like the "sex 24/7" talk the scholar does? Hellhoundfags have the understanding of /tg/ when it comes to this shit.
Profiles are much like pokedex entries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724582
Way ahead of you

[Anonymous No.]

Would dictator Vicky have a theme song/letimoff that is befitting to her being some dictator-ish broad?

>https://youtu.be/57vL1d-SU7s

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724582
Monster idols are cute.
>>20724590
Then where are the Indian Elephants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724590
Because that's something you can actually do in the setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724590
It doesn't really matter either way. Monsters are individuals and can vary personality wise if you want them to. Anything else is just autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724596

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724435
>Shared first kiss on the playground at age 6
>Always gave you kisses in secret so that other kids wouldn't see
>Lost virginity to each other at the age of 13 behind a bush in the backyard
>Every time you two were alone you'd fuck
>Married each other right when you both turned 18

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724602
Dumb Esdeath ripoff.

[Anonymous No.]

How to get a Zombie gf
>Walking around the Undead Kingdom
>Find a smoothie shop run by an Anon and his Ochi wife
>Tables are set up around it, there's a Zombie sitting at one
>She's staring at her Cherry Brain smoothie trying to figure out how to use it
>Bite
>Lick
>Kiss
>Too dumb to get upset or learn from previous failures
>Walk up to her
>"Hi!"
>She looks around and eventually notices you
>"uh... Hello"
>"Do you have a husband?"
>"uuuhhh..... "
>bigthink.jpg
>"um, No"
>"Of course you do silly! Me!"
>biggerthink.jpg
>"oh... OH! Hubby! I'm sorry I forgot! You know have bad memory..."
Mission Accomplished

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724612
>Ah yes, you must be the new maid. Come inside.

[Anonymous No.]

Cops in Demon Realms and monstergirl cities will lecture and or outright guilt trip resisting males who are declining the advances of Monstergirls. However, only human boys and men who are the ones involved in such domestic calls where a monstergirl called the cops specifically on them will be directly lectured by cops. So basically envision some intimidating (or typical) LAPD looking cops lecturing and guilt tripping a youth male for saying no to the advances of a good mannered kobold girl. And said cops then practically force the male youth to apologise to the Monstergirl who he has been saying no to and to be her boyfriend on the Monstergirl's behalf.

Super worst case scenario, SWAT might get involved depending on the type of monstergirl that reported about the guy she likes declining her advances too many times and for too long. So perhaps if high tier or upper class Monstergirls like demons, Succubi, dragons, vampires, liches, wights, or powerful lamia subclasses report to police about a guy they like has been declining their advances and courting for too long and too many times. Then SWAT will be sent in, (all with their combat-tactical gear and demon real silver guns just to be safe) and the lecturing and guilt tripping will be even harsher and mean even, saying how it is outright Heresy against Eros to say no to a monstergirl's advances so many times and how Eros is very mad at you for being such big meanie and jerk for breaking a young girl's heart.

And if the male continues resisting, specifically, if he keeps saying no "I dont wanna be a monstergirl's husband/boyfriend." Then police officers in monstergirl territories and or Demon Realms are authorized to use Demon Realm Silver batons or Demon Energy Tasers on the resisting make to knock some sense and love-for-monstergirls into them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724590
>I'll ask one thing. What makes you think that line isn't an exaggeration like the "sex 24/7" talk the scholar does?

Because exceeding the power of at least low tier gods is a achievable goal in the setting. Plus if it was any easier than that to do then how would hellhounds have gotten the "untameable" reputation to such a degree that so many men outright seek them out to try to prove the reputation wrong?

I agree about pokedex entries though, a lot of those are blatantly unreliable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724631
You already posted this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adReXB3M9WE

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724635
Oh, I should have said "ability" rather than power there, as you don't necessarily have to be stronger than a god to tame a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724631
Good lord just fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724617
I think a demon would be really pissed off if someone did this to her.

[Anonymous No.]

Left or right?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the obligatory human emissary that has to go to an elven council where the differing elven groups are meeting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724664
Up

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724665
Not even 10 seconds in and the Dark Elf emissary is aggressively flirting with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724674
Please, I'm here to ensure all goes smoothly, not get laid by a bunch of human thirsty beauties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724664
Left, dark hair is my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724664
I'm gonna irrumate right while burying my tongue as deep as I can in any of left's holes. She can choose the hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724686
Well then you can enjoy getting trapped into a lengthy conversation with the Wood Elf emissary and her cohorts. They'll lecture you on forest conservation and how Human lumber mills are an affront to nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724669
Down

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724664
Neither, spambot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724686

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724706
Everyone is a spambot now

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724701
I'm sure they will, along with throwing in plenty of thorny insults.

>>20724707
I'm sure nothing bad will happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724707
At first glance I thought it was a bunch of lamias, sadly only elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724664
I want right to put a leash on me desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>20722946
>that lion lady

Finally, after 10,000 years, a maned lion MG!

Fucking righteous and easily best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna get "assassinated" by a dark elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724726
>Foolish Human! We Drow keep men as breeding slaves! You will suffer a fate worse than death!

Oh no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724732
Nice try, I know all Drow are actually basement dwelling neets with a fetish for spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724726
>>20724732
Truly the most terrifying of fates.

>>20724752
>Mixing a drider up for a common arachne
How mad would she be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724732

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724635
>so many men outright seek them out to try to prove the reputation wrong
That's directly contradicts the setting, there's logically no source where those men would be coming from. Nobody is going to seek out a hellhound to tame her because the human population is still under the impression monsters are pure evil murdermachines, the only men seeking out a hellhound would be Order heroes hunting down a monster with lethal force. And the men who would know monsters are monstergirls now are almost guaranteed to be already married or live in Zipangu or Mist Continent which have different kinds of monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724779
>Can't post the rest
But you can post the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724721
>Like...Gao and stuff!
>>20724752
Do they have Smash?

[Anonymous No.]

Who has the biggest

>Ass
>Breasts
>Hips
>Thighs
>Heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724845
Sandworm likely has the largest heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724783
>Nobody is going to seek out a hellhound to tame her
Dude it's in black and white right there in the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724845
>top 1 and bottom 3
Bapho-Chan my waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724845
>Troll
>Holst
>Troll
>Werecat
>Your Wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724845
Non-meme choice Unicorn wins the last one.

Most likely followed up by White Horn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724886
>not mermaid priest

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724845
Holst^5

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724664
both

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724845
she can be whatever shape she feels like

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724892
Right, right, Unicorn and then Mermaid Priest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724845
1. fairy
2. baphomet
3. ittan-momen
4. lamia
5. ice queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724892
>>20724925
It's Sea Bishop you fool.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anything a shoggoth can't consume?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724983
antimatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724983
rejection

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724940
>lamia
>thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724983
Mountain dew
That canned herring stuff
Guano

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725018
Anon, are you trying to say mountain dew drinkers are more inhuman than chaos monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725018
canned herring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724983
British "cuisine".

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725029
He's not wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725047
Surstromming

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724783
>That's directly contradicts the setting, there's logically no source where those men would be coming from. Nobody is going to seek out a hellhound to tame her because the human population is still under the impression monsters are pure evil murdermachines, the only men seeking out a hellhound would be Order heroes hunting down a monster with lethal force.

Anon, there are plenty of human societies where the Order's influence is weak or nonexistent (cities near volcanos for instance), and said societies are not necessarily monster friendly either. They may still be a minority compared to Order nations, but there are more than enough of them to account for the people mentioned in the hellhound profile.

Heck, such people may even come from Order nations that are only "nominally" Order-aligned.

Also, its pretty much only people who never see monsters that believe the rumors that they are still mass human killers (i.e. peasants deep in Order territory that wouldn't be journeying to find a hellhound anyway). Its little more than a rumor the Order halfheartedy tries to keep going. Many Order aligned people have second thoughts about such beliefs when they finally actually encounter a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725049
OI
We have decent food over here.
its not even that different from other contries really, and that "loaded with grease" thing is a meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725047
Surstromming
or Kusaya for the japanese

[Anonymous No.]

Hugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725029
>>20725051
>shoggoth consume bottle
>makes a disgusted face as the bottle emerges out of her body
>"master... a bit too.... tough for me"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725092
>Kikimoras weaponize Mountain Dew to use against the Shoggoth menace

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724845
>Kakuen
>Apophis
>Troll
>Troll again
>Mershark

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725049
I want a kiki with a bigger chest than that.
Massive, maidly mammaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725141
delete

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725150

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725049
Sheffield and Sirius Kikimora when.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch a manticore drip my cum into her mouth from her tailpussy after hours of using it on me. Several pints of semen just straight down her gullet.

All while she roughly rides me and digs her claws into my shoulders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725205

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725189
I'd rather have a Sirius shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725196
Quit posting this twice per thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725186
Exactly.
I want a titty maid harem.
Each sporting extremely large breasts.

And if all are kikis, differing feather colors and maid representations are great.

[Anonymous No.]

These are your wives now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724940
>ice queen
And what happened, then? Well, in Winterstown they say - that the Ice Queen's small heart grew three sizes that day, and then the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Ice Queen found the warmth of ten Yetis, plus two

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725506
But that's not a snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725506
I'm gonna make left suck my load out of right's asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute monster facts!

There exists an old Slovenian liquor known as 'salamander brandy'. During the brewing process, live poisonous salamanders are added to the mix, causing them to release toxic fluid from their skin. This fluid contains a mild neurotoxin, which can't really harm humans in small doses but can have some mind-altering effects.

Essentially, it's very, very, very strong alcohol that can potentially cause you to hallucinate. It also allegedly causes extreme sexual arousal.

>Salamander bartender really likes the anon she's been chatting with, but she's worried
>the busty beercows at the bar have been getting really touchy and flirty, interrupting their conversations and making passes at him
>Salamander remembers a trick her mother told her about
>whenever anon isn't looking, she dips the very tip of her tail in his glass
>it bubbles a little, but otherwise doesn't do much
>next time anon takes a sip, he shivers and blushes dark red
>She just beckons, and he follows her right out of the bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725506
But I already have a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725506
Do either of them already lactate or is this gonna be a DIY project?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725516
#1 google search:
how to find a mean snake to tread on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725516
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725567
I'd rather have a nice snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725582
Watch out for that dangerous snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725575
God I love Sub-res.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725567
I want to be bullied and slithered upon by a mean snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725594
I'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725548
That seems like a pretty dirty trick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725506
that spade and wingspan is too weak for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725582
>not nice snakes that sometimes get predatory urges they need to express

>>20725607
>so many snakebites you look like a junkie

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725618
She can't help it if she's past her prime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725659
Monster Girls are like a fine wine, the older they are the better they taste!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725666
Fine brandy*

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725673
That works too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725654

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725554
If she was in 18 century France would she be a Jacobin?

[Anonymous No.]

Even the most stoic of girls are weak to headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

Would groups like the Fallen God and Sabbath sell mana markers that let the door to door people they send out know if someone isn't interested in their teachings? I'd rather have that then come off as being rude when I say it to their faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725685
I don't understand this question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725701
I also want to kill Ikazuchi and resurrect her through necromancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725730
Bad anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725773
Undead flora and fauna could use some expanding upon. I'm not sure why they always get so melodramatic though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725666

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725787
>NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724602
>Would dictator Vicky
She's not a dictator, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725794

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725738
Its Not my fault if in god's plan
He made the devil so much stronger than a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725729
The Jacobins were members of a French republican organization called the Jacobin Club at the time of the French Revolution. The Jacobins were left-wing revolutionaries who aimed to end the reign of King Louis XVI and establish a French republic.

[Anonymous No.]

I just nutted to this.
Fucking peak quality, can only recommend

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725808
>multiple lilim wives
scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725827
to nothingness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725811
I wouldn't mind if an old fox stole me away

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725821
But what does that have to do with slutty eels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725840
Deep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725858
Balls Deep

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725865

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725841
>Childhood friend to young shrine maiden Kitsune
>Go to see her one day and notice her aunt is the only one there
>WeLikeOlderWomen.jpg
>Lose V-card to auntie Kitsune
>Childhood friend finds out and is absolutely livid
>Everyone makes fun of her for losing her man to a much older woman
>She doesn't believe it
>Childhood friend walks in on you two
>Tears fill her eyes as she runs out
Why would you want to be stolen away from a monster girl who already loves you?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a monster girl that would help a guy with a natural aversion to fox chicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725882
yeah, a fox chick

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725875
Old foxes are irresistible, not to mention cunning and sly! If one approaches you, you can't say no. I'm sure with some convincing the childhood friend kitsune could join in to a form a harem of sorts, if the older fox allows it of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725882

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725848
She's gonna ask him to take responsibility isn't she

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725908
If only he could extract his face from her cleavage he might try to point out that she and her damned eel slime is responsible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725908
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725882
Danukis would love to help keep you away from Kitsunes. After all, why would you trust a sly, manipulative, magic using fox when you could just trust your greatest ally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725940
Sure dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725940
I want that danuki to use my face as a footstool

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725932
Once the slime touches his skin, it's already too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725907
Doc, I have a history of chicks who like foxes, or had the um, well, if you could imagine a german chick who was very fox-like, it made me hate the little buggers.

>>20725940
That might help!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725954
A dominant danuki wife.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Seems you were married off to an Elf princess, sadly though she doesn't think to highly of humans. How are you gonna change her mind about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725990
Too old for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725990
uptempo singing and dancing

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725990
bake her some cookies and cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725990
This girl from fate looks like the perfect mayadere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725990
The quickest way to someone's heart is through their stomach. I'll break out all my culinary tools to bring her around. Katsudon, mushroom biryani, pasta alla milanese, shakshuka, yakisoba, scallion pancakes, etc. Once I have conquered her stomach, I'll conquer her heart. And shortly thereafter, her womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725990
worship her feet

[Anonymous No.]

>"A rich, full-bodied wine sensibly priced at a dollar a jug. And for a little magic, I shall make this jug disappear."

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726070
BOONES
O
O
N
E
S
FARM
A
R
M

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725990
>Semiramis
No thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726102

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726114
>straight from imgur
You should really stop getting your images from reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724541
I think she’s more of a willy wanker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724830
Yes, with all the DLC

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725673
Who is Brandy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725940
Anyone else see a Pot of Greed face in her dress with white teeth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726165
Brandy is a type of alcoholic spirit. Now go to bed, you have high school in the morning young man.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a clumsy inari wife who can't quite pull off all the graceful and tastefully lewd things she's been told about, but is doing her best anyway.
>"Ahh, beloved! Welcome home! Now, would you like a dinner, a bath, or all three~?"
>"Um, sorry, I meant, do you want to me to...did you want us..."
>"D-Dinner is gonna be pretty good! It's the soup again, but don't worry, I solved the salt problem! I think."
>"Oh dear."
Poor girl would just be a constantly blushing mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725681
Leaky snek

[Anonymous No.]

>Impregnating your waifu by cumming in her tongue's pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726200
There's probably some reading material and even classes just for monster girls that have that kind of problem.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726114
Spambot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20725990
try to be their stereotyped human idiot being lazy and useless as hard as possible until divorced

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726241
>not changing her mind with the power of dick

[Anonymous No.]

Pick your doragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726301
Neither

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726301
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726301
>No best dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726308
>>20726313

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726321
Trash dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>”Muwah Muwah Muwah Muw-AH Master!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726241
>she starts taking care of you so you don't embarrass her in front of other nobles
>after awhile, it all becomes second nature
>even begins to find some of your quirks charming
>doesn't realize she's been a loving housewife for some time

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726325
No bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726336
I want to grin smugly and ask her to continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726336
I want to order her to jerk me off with her sock hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726301
We only like good dragons around these parts.

[Anonymous No.]

Would my shortstack onee-san get mad if I bent her over a table and bred her with the intent to impregnate while her feet hang mere inches from the floor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726347
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726352
You can't spell "great" without "Grea".

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726336
Is this where all those socks disappear to? Getting a maid is supposed to fix that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726375
Not if I spell it Gureto-daze

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726338
good end

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726382
Only if you get the right kind of maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726375
Is she supposed to have two human hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726358
That's what shortstacks and lolis are for!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726413
You're wrong, they're the perfect height for headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726411
No, she's supposed to have one dragon and one human hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726279
she needs to go on a quest to find him after she separates in shame only for the loneliness from before coming back

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726426
Oh good, I like it better as that.

[Anonymous No.]

Well we're approaching the end of another month, so its high time we did another donation drive!

For this batch, we'd be going back to doing one spell each for the various schools of magic we're not done with yet. But we'd also be doing the intro to the Sabbath guidebook part of the book.

95 People Warding Magic
112 Wild Pheromone
121 Medical Cure
172 What is Sabbath?

As for my offer of what I will pay for in whole if we reach over a $100 in donations, getting all of the insignia done in one go may be a bit too ambitious, but I can commission the first four, plus the "engraving on men" topic as its sure to be interesting. Plus, so we don't have to wait to the end to read it and see if there are any surprises, I think I'll commission the "afterword."

132 Pleasure Rune
134 Rune of Insemination
135 Rune of Temptation
136 Demon's Contract Crest
142 Topic - Engraving on Men
209 Afterword

Sound good to you guys? Submit donations via my [e-mail] PayPal as always.
From Perentie. It's time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726444
>95 People Warding Magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726444
>wild pheromone
is this how horny puppies excite their onii-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726444
Take your RP shit to /trash/ you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726477
It seems potent going by the picture of ropu demonstrating the technique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726487
>translating official material
>RP trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726487
>newfag AND retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726491
beast sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726444
Greilia appreciates the support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726492
I half think they may be mocking a post that made that mistake several translations ago. Or maybe I am just being optimistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726492
>>20726494
Eh, only read the first sentence and skimmed the rest so it read like some RP trash like that wall of text from last night. Not gonna apologize for it.

[Anonymous No.]

@20726511
>is blatantly in the wrong and acknowledges it
>”Not gonna apologize for it.”
Seems like you already know the way to /trash/, so just collect your things on the way out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726511

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726511
it isn't like a retard can apologize for being retarded but at least you acknowledged that you did a stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726514
>implying apologies matter when your name isn't attached to the post
Based retard, apologies are useless on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726515
Apologetic cheshire is surprisingly cute. I bet the makeup sex with her husband when she goes too far is lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726444
Frankly, I don’t give a hoot

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726535
It is a little known fact that Cheshires are the comfiest monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

Cheap wine is no good for growing girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726521
S-Shut it, you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726576
Don't be a fucking nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726535
>>20726551

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726551
Meh

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726553
Bacchus wine is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726444
smelly puppy panties are for eating

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726641
Id rather have puppies steal and sniff my underwear instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726601
Smug girls reluctantly enjoying affection is too good. They'd protest a headpat, but after taking your hand away they'd forcefully put it back on and blush like crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726643
e-even when you get all sweaty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726601
Gonna get snug with a soft Cheshire on a cold winter day

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726662

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726674
tummies are good

[Anonymous No.]

I wish a Greenworm looked at me this way.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to help out that CC Raiju nextdoor, she needs a young man to be her 'earthing rod' for when she gets pent up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726649
Monsters wouldn't want it any other way.
>after gym class, P.E. haku is telling some rowdy boys to hurry up and change
>anon tosses his gym shorts at another boy, but he dodges and his land right on haku-sensei's face
>"What the-"
>then the scent hits her
>the musky smell of a young man causes her to clench her teeth as her entire body shudders
>she drenches the crotch of her sweatpants before dropping to her knees
>anon hesitantly asks if she's okay
>"Anon, see me after class~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726674
bellies are important

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726641
Eww

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726697
>taku sensei will never make you eat her gymn shorts
agony, true agony

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, rake care and don’t burn down the thread.

Instead, hunker up and get ready, winter’s ready to strike!
Go get an Ignis loli today to help with heat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726695
I want a tanuki to look at me this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726709
>rake care

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726711
Show her your wallet

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726696

electrostim is the greatest

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726713
I blame beer and sleep deprivation

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726716
never noticed until now how cosplay tier the raiju is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20724726
Lolth has blessed this daughter of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726723
Those aren’t socks, she actually only has two toes.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit, looks like you woke up one of the mummy guards of the tomb you wear rob- exploring. What do you do to avoid the mummy's curse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726732
Simply quote a bible verse

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726732
Making her a mommy instead will save me

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726732
unwrap her head and tell her how beautiful she is and maybe she'll let me off with a warning next time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726732
Challenge her to a dance-off.
>>20726734
Mummies are not spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726732
This image quality is absolutely garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726696
I'd rather the CC fox and tanuki roomates that live nextdoor

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726732
Why would I explore or rob a grave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726751
Well you're an adventure capitalist, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726751
Hidden treasure, dummy!

[Anonymous No.]

we're on the eve of a new monster ahead of us boys. so allow me to ask you this question: what picture of you does your waifu masturbate to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726739
>unwrap her head to tell her she's beautiful
>mamonomana hasn't quite finished restoring her just yet
>decide to wait while her textures load

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726758
More of a wageslave to be honest. That cute shirohebi I visit on the weekend is the only thing keeping me going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726740
What about that one that disguises itself as a clown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726760
Basing this off of it being close to the usual release timin or has KC actually posted about a new one coming soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726760
She probably likes me more for my personality than looks

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726765
That's an alien of some kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726734
Does it matter which edition I recite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726716
What does it feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726760
I don't actually know how girls masturbate and what to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726769
Guess the turtle was no help after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726775
Involuntary contractions and arrhythmia

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726766
it's the end of the month so i'm just aassuming he might reveal a new monster on the 29th

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726777
>the only deity willing to help you is an umi osho
It'd explain a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726785
You’re an idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726785
when was the banshee released?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726777
None of it matters in the end, it all goes in pointless circles forever.
How come a hack like King gets to have all the art fairies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726776
I’ve heard that women are just as horny as men, but they can hide it better. I’m not sure if I believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726788
26th of December

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726784
Do those feel good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726790
they also masturbate to mostly vanilla stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726789
you'd be a hack too if you sold your virginity and hand in marriage for artistic talent

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726797
Wow. It’s almost like we’re all just humans. That can’t be right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726797
Actually women are into way kinkier stuff than men, or so I have been told in a book about a guy who made his living drawing porn and then his daughter followed up in his footsteps and did even harder femdom than he had.
>>20726803
Women can't be part of mankind! They've got cooties!

[Anonymous No.]

>balls hurt
>skin near dick hurts
>chest hurts
How’s it coming on those monsters? We need them over here quick

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726803
Reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726813
That’s right. Subhumans do still exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726818
YOU CAN NOT KILL ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726801
>some artists and their leanan sidhe work harmoniously together, with her assisting him or acting as an editor
>some get into tsundere arguments with each other over the direction of the project because they're both so passionate about it and want it to be good
Which produces better art, I wonder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726827
You cannot burn me, I am already on fire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726839
You ruined it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726810
Anon are you okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726775
depends on how/where you use it. most of thread hates fun things, so look stuff up if interested
>>20726784
yeah, if you're doing it wrong
>>20726796
desu, muscle contractions in the right spots does feel pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726855
Don’t know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726723
Any monstergirl is cosplay-tier if you're autistic enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726858
>ElectroBoom, but it’s videos of him rubbing out his Raiju wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726864
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726864
Do you think she can have sex while in that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726864
those are some shiney legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726875
It'd be very awkward, but maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726875
she is literally just sitting in a spider shaped chair. in other words yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MGs make the best shrine maidens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726909
Mofu dwells in the holy places. Perhaps the places are made holy by the dwelling of the mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

Why did KC name the doggos "Kobolds"? D&D kobolds are tiny lizardmen, and other works make kobolds almost fully human, like goblins.

So why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726714

But it's empty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726913
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726919
That's even better. Just say you need to borrow money and are willing to pay an absurdly high interest rate

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726909
Shirohebis

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726913
I heard it was because there was an old mistranslation for Japanese D&D handbooks decades ago that described them as dog-like, and it got embraced over time. Now nips draw kobolds as dog people and westerners make them lizard-goblins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726934
So where'd them being followers of dragons come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726940
>Be tiny lizard
>Absolutely pathetic
>Literally get shit on by even gobbos
>Suddenly see giant lizard
>They must be your ancestor
WE WUZ DRAGONZ N SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726950
YOU NO TAKE CANDLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726940
And if you wanted to add that into MGE you could just say Lizardwomen and Salamanders claim they're decedents of dragons, even if it's total bullshit just don't say that to their face

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726926
tanuki isn't waifu but i'd still marry one when not being crushed by debt

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726950
that fucking stomach

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726968
Yes, they're quite powerful creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726973
i want a delicious dark skinned dragon to kidnap me

[Anonymous No.]

>>20726713
Remember to donate to the local human peacekeeper shrine maiden when you visit Zipangu

[Anonymous No.]

>>20727021
A common fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20727021
>"Like, for real? That can totally be, um, arranged!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20727026
Can I donate semen into the womb of one of the older fox shrine maidens too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20727044
That works too, but you gotta stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>20727030
gyaru dragons that love to snuggle

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>>20727072
Gyaru dragons that talk like they can fuck your brains out but are actually so innocent they think they'll get pregnant if they kiss you.

Are you a bad enough dude to hold her hand without asking?

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>>20727144
i'm going to take her hand in marriage

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>>20727072
Would a gyaru dragon's hoard be full of shoujo manga, stuffed animals and phone charms?

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>>20727167
That's cute but now I'm wondering what a middle aged housewife gyaru would be like.

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>>20727183
also her favorite gum

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Magus_Anon are you alive?

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>>20727201
Like, totally cute.

[Anonymous No.]

gyaru ittan-momen

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>>20727336
Ohh mmy.

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>>20727336
Visit the Gyaru kingdom today!

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>>20726444
>121 Medical Cure
Interested in this one, wonder how effective healing magic in the setting is.

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>>20726444
>121 Medical Cure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs

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>>20726790
If that was 3B on the TFT channel, he's a retard who thinks he's a ladies man and is obsessed with other people's dick sizes. I wouldn't take anything he has to say seriously.

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I wanna touch an entire fox and not take responsibility

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>>20727575
This is how people get hunted down by the mofu mafia.

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>>20726790
Not to mention the consequences of sex on women are greater then men.

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>>20727581
Good luck with that. I sniff mofu all the time and I've never been caught yet. Started with mice.

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>>20727581
Luring them out was all part of the plan

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>>20727575
I'm going to touch a dragon's tail and I will not apologize!

[Anonymous No.]

I have lost control of my life. But life's only an act, so what does it matter? What is matter? No matter.

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>>20727648
That's a marriage proposal. She's gonna take you home.

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>>20727805
Not if I run to my home and she chases me there.

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>>20727581
>Hug-and-run an inari's tails
>the next day a milf Tanuki with a beauty mark kicks down your door, with the inari right behind her, demanding you either kiss the inari's feet in apology, or pay "the dick tax"
>The dick tax being a week-long milking session without breaks
The curious will ask, "But how will I eat or drink to survive?"
I'll give you a hint: The dish is her thighs.

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"it's morning time anon, time for work!"