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Hi /jp/.

I've got to come clean about something, I'm not a virgin. In fact, I'm far from it. I've had sex many, many times. But I used to be just like you may be now. But I desperately wanted "real" love. I wasn't satisfied with 2D, I wanted to be able to hold somebody in my arms. So I went out, I dressed the part and sold every bit of myself until I was what women seemed to want. And, yes, they wanted me. And, yes, they had me.

But lying in bed with them, I knew that what they had wasn't what I wanted. I knew that I wasn't who they thought I was deep down. Underneath the clothing, the hair gel and everything else I'd concealed myself with was somebody who was still more at home in front of a PC screen and with VNs.

I've seen the other side, and I want back in. They have nothing to offer. All of it is sterile, dirty and unreal. I want back, /jp/, can I come back?

>> No.2071245

Welcome home.

>> No.2071247

This is your home, come back whenever you like.

>> No.2071250
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>> No.2071253
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3D is pig disgusting.
Have some 2D.

>> No.2071254

You're more welcome here than the ronery faggots

>> No.2071255

You're Anonymous, as long as you don't mention you have had sex, you have never had sex. Unless you're a woman, then athens will have you busted in mere seconds.

sage for personal blog

>> No.2071256

No, but we would be willing to provide you with a kaishakunin.

>> No.2071259
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Well, at least you realized your desire in the end.

Make yourself at home and have some castella..

>> No.2071260

>>2071236
So the sex was bad and now you're crying for your mommy.

>> No.2071261

>>2071236
welcome home bro

>> No.2071262

As long as you swear off relationships from now on and completely forget your past. Might as well just pretend to be a virgin.

>> No.2071264

>>2071245
>>2071247
Thank you. It's good to be back...

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>>2071260
lol u mad?

>> No.2071270

>>2071236
Are you Nagisa? I knew you were a lesbian ever since Ryou confessed to you.

>> No.2071273
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>> No.2071272

Do as your like. Don't blindly accept conformity; one paves his road in life with his own willpower!

>> No.2071279

>>2071260
Are you a virgin Remi?
I might be able to change that

>> No.2071281

>>2071262
Believe me, if I could only forget some of the things that happened I would.

>> No.2071293

>I went out, I dressed the part and sold every bit of myself until I was what women seemed to want.
You know, it's not like we never thought of
such a simple plan, we were simply too lazy
to execute it.

>> No.2071284

>Underneath the clothing, the hair gel and everything else I'd concealed myself with was somebody who was still more at home in front of a PC screen and with VNs.
You know, it's not like we never thought of
such a simple plan, we were simply too lazy
to execute it.

>> No.2071290

>>2071279
No.

>> No.2071296

>>2071281
Did any of the girls you went out with ever see you for who you were, or did you so deeply sell yourself out that they never even considered that you might be into Visual novels and anime?

Sometimes I wonder if having a 3d girlfriend who accepts me for who i am would be ok...

>> No.2071305

I don't care about the whole VIRGINS ONRY or RONERY thing that seems to grip so many small minds on /jp/. If this is actually real, I would like to congratulate you for realizing that what you were doing was not making you happy and for not being afraid to find something that would make you happy.

Regardless of what it is. As long as it's not abducting children and flaying them to make couch covers from their skins.

>> No.2071299

>>2071290
>Yes.
Fixed that for you.

>> No.2071300

>>2071296
Not unless it's your little sister.

>> No.2071308

Welcome back.

>> No.2071309

>>2071296
>Sometimes I wonder if having a 3d girlfriend who accepts me for who i am would be ok
Something tells me no normal woman would accept
this part of you.

>> No.2071310

>>2071296

Good luck.

She will be fat and have daddy issues.

>> No.2071312

Normalfag blog thread. Reported.

>> No.2071315

>>2071296
No, never. In their eyes I was a party animal - an experienced man and a bit of a rake. That's the personality I showed them, anyway.

I truly doubt any of the women I was with would have known anything about anime or VNs.

>> No.2071319

>>2071236
Cool story bro.

No seriously, a lot of shmucks think ronery people like us gravitate towards 2D love just because of getting it IRL is sour grapes, but true introverted people like us can't really get comfortable in any sort of relationship, be it friends or lovers.

I think you would be much less disappointed if you were more honest with yourself and your partner, but if that is the only way to get such a relationship then it's a sad world we live in. Perhaps you just went after the wrong people.

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>>2071315
So you plunged your throbbing dick into scenewhores?

Oh boy.

>> No.2071333

>>2071296
Most people don't know what anime is besides DBZ or Pokemon and have never heard of visual novels. It's not something people would suspect about you. They'd probably just think you were a geek.

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>> No.2071341

>>2071326
At first. There was this one girl I met at a book shop who I tought might be different, but then she was all blah-blah-blah about being bisexual which was uncomfortable.

>> No.2071343

>>2071310
Daddy issues? Is that when they start meeting much older guys?

>> No.2071354

>>2071343
No, that's when they have an Electra complex.

>> No.2071356

>>2071319
>Perhaps you just went after the wrong people.

I hope so, because the reason I started out was simply to loose my virginity. For me, it was just a step closer to being the kind of experienced, protective personality the person I think I might grow to love would want.

>> No.2071364

>>2071290
Well. To say the least, I'm shocked Remilia.

>> No.2071375

OP, how'd you get around the intrinsic disgust of breasts and pubic hair? I thought I'd try my hand at getting laid, so I tried looking at normal porn, but as soon as I saw that shit on their chests and covering their vaginas my dick went limp.

>> No.2071380

>>2071356
>loose my virginity

YOU FAGGOT FUCKING RETARDS, YOU DO NOT 'LOOSE' A NOUN.

>> No.2071385

Im guessing OP is a fat virgin role playing as though he has actually ventured out of his room and talked to a woman, trying to convince us that there is actually nothing out there

This is a trap, its all a conspiracy to keep you in front of your screens

>> No.2071386

>>2071375
Not OP, but I was going to respond to this. It's not worth it, though.

>> No.2071394

>>2071385
Do you really think it's fun pretending to be someone you're not and doing shit that you don't enjoy just to get some loveless pussy?

>> No.2071397

>>2071386
So instead you post saying that you won't respond. Okay.

>> No.2071403

>>2071375
Hmm, you know I didn't really think about it. I just got into interactions with these girls and eventually, once it hit the bedroom, I didn't go limp.

Admittedly I came right away. I claimed it was due to beer, and she was pretty drunk so I think she bought it.

God, that makes me feel dirty.

>>2071380
Sorry. ;_;

>> No.2071411

>>2071380
CRY HAVOC, AND LET LOOSE THE VIRGINITIES OF WAR.

>> No.2071412

>>2071375

I hate to be a dick, but we aren't much better.

Humans on average are pretty nasty creatures when compared to the perfect standard of 2D, both men and women.

It still pisses me off that fat, ugly ass girls can get a partner so easily. I mean, if they were attractive, it would not bug me - but they are not attractive. They are fucking hideous, don't even smell good, and most are annoyingly high maintenance.

>> No.2071420

>>2071394
wat..

>> No.2071427

>>2071385

NHK?

>> No.2071457

>>2071427
No, most of us don't live in Japan.

>> No.2071467

>>2071375
You ever wonder why people have sex in the dark?

>> No.2071471

>>2071457

Who the hell would have us in their business plan for world sedation and domination - if they are trying to turn everyone into people like us, they are failing miserably.

>> No.2071476

>>2071467
"Sorry, can we do this with the lights off?" I'm sure you'll be getting a lot of sex in your lifetime.

>> No.2071494

>>2071476
Having sex with the lights on is considered kinky. Or at least that's what I heard, anyway.

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