/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I stuffed hundreds of pages of touhou fanfiction into a predictive text program, and then forced it to write a touhou story of its own. Please enjoy.

"Yukari's Dangerous Affairs"

Reimu looked around Gensokyo when Yukari's dangerous affairs seemed strange. Reimu knew that she'd probably be able to handle any youkai who saw her. There definitely wasn't going to be a problem. She felt good.

Yukari was sitting on top of the shrine. She dumped a shikigami uniform for some scheme and then took off. Reimu was surprised when she turned around and snatched Chen off of the ground, though she knew that Yukari had put her eyes on Reimu's house. Reimu smiled cryptically, then walked over to the pile of ashes that had happened to be some youkai. Her hands clawed wildly toward Yukari, her whole body twitching with anticipation. The worst part was going to be needing to keep Chen waiting, but her senses settled on Yukari's dangerous affairs. Yukari had to sleep for several years, and Reimu could almost hope that this time she might get her.

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>>20694659
Stepping over the lawn, Reimu found herself shaking with drunken clarity, and even stranger, she felt like she could manipulate some boundaries. It seemed like she was already turning into a shikigami. Yukari had always said that she would take some kind maiden for her purposes, but it seemed like she was already taking her. Reimu was expecting somebody else. Now, she had to assume that Yukari was a youkai. She didn't have much longer to adjust to her new powers, but she still felt like she could jog to the edge of Gensokyo without eating people.

The strange wraparound barrier was just as she had left it. There was no question that the outfit that Reimu was wearing was a risk, but even so, she wasn't about to take it off. Her eyes drifted over to the kitsune that was rotating through the air again and again, and then she started sliding down the hillside. She turned and ran as the shikigami thing was already going for her head. It was a sudden affair, but her combat applications were still more serious than anything. She threw dozens of bolts of cloth and tried a few physical touches, and Ran was pinned to the ground. It was obvious that Hakurei Reimu could cook a few youkai.

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>>20694674
Yukari was interrupted from her throat singing as something burst into her own living room. The armoire was already going up in flames. Reimu was here! "You should never have taken my soul!" Reimu said. Now that she was here, she found that her knuckles were still promising enough force to shatter a small bookshelf. Even after days of sparring with youkai, she'd never felt like this, and she immediately struck Yukari's plate of food. "Oh, well, I'm going to get angry about that," said the meal. Yukari had been eating villagers, and Reimu had gotten herself into a fight. As usual, hunger was starting to concern her, and Reimu realized she might not make it. She compensated by grabbing two dozen generations of them as they formed a long line, and she downed them ravenously.

Yukari nodded in sympathy as she sipped her liquor, and Reimu realized that she had managed to stop thinking about suspicious youkai who disturb the peace. She felt silly for ever displaying any concern that she was going to be a shikigami, and she leapt into Yukari's cages of chickens. It was a good idea, and she was already quite welcome in there. She had never been happier.

THE END

[Anonymous No.]

i liked it op

[Anonymous No.]

You should do this with /jp/ threads

[You're not even the real deal (...) No.]

>>20694831
Fuck you Xellos did it first.

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>>20694694
Hey, question, what's the purpose of your action figure hand being on backwards please?

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>>20694831
Glad to hear it.

>>20694968
I might make an attempt at it later, but I suspect it will be hard to end up with anything other than complete gibberish.

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>>20694659
>>20694674
>>20694694
What the fuck no

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>>20694659
But I don't know how to read!

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>>20695411

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>>20695411
Neither does Reimu.

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>>20694659
Interesting. Is this Markov chains or a neural network? If Markov chains, 2-word or 3+-word (seems to be the latter)? How large is the corpus? It seems too coherent, like the text came from one long story.

>>20694694
>Yukari was interrupted from her throat singing as something burst into her own living room. The armoire was already going up in flames. Reimu was here! "You should never have taken my soul!" Reimu said.
Requesting an illustration.

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>>20695067
Never interact with people, you don't grasp your own inverted scummery with money in a non closed system.

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>>20695835
Jaypee Suzunaan ~ Inverted Scummery

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>>20694694
>Yukari was interrupted from her throat singing
wwwwwwww
https://i.4pcdn.org/f/1439507870566/Mongolian%20Porn.swf

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>>20696196
Hot.

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>>20694694
>Yukari had been eating villagers
Oh no! Get her Reimu!
>As usual, hunger was starting to concern her, and Reimu realized she might not make it. She compensated by grabbing two dozen generations of them as they formed a long line, and she downed them ravenously.
REIMU NO

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>>20694659
>>20694674
>>20694694
This is /jp/s version of Johnny Spaceboots isn't it

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>>20694694
Horay for happy endings! I want to join the cage of chickens!

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>>20694968
It is done. As expected, it ended up being very schizophrenic and lewd.

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>>20694694
Thanks for the story OP
If /jp/ post like >>20694968 was too hard, how about doing it with touhou profiles? they are shorter and more contextual. Lets make 2hus for ourselves

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>>20699101
I feel dirty. Thanks.
also, I didnt notice your post before posting >>20699110, sorry

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>>20699101
That are a lot of 2hu dicks

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>>20694674

>Reimu found herself shaking with drunken clarity

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>>20694694

>Yukari nodded in sympathy as she sipped her liquor, and Reimu realized that she had managed to stop thinking about suspicious youkai who disturb the peace. She felt silly for ever displaying any concern that she was going to be a shikigami, and she leapt into Yukari's cages of chickens. It was a good idea, and she was already quite welcome in there. She had never been happier.

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>>20699101

Excellent

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>>20694694
>Even after days of sparring with youkai, she'd never felt like this, and she immediately struck Yukari's plate of food. "Oh, well, I'm going to get angry about that," said the meal.
the fucking food talks, christ

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>>20699101
I want to post on bot /jp/ and have bots ingest and reuse my posts.

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>>20694659
>Her hands clawed wildly toward Yukari, her whole body twitching with anticipation
reimu is acting strange here. But no matter, all to serve Yukari! It's a good ending, giving a warm feeling.

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>>20699101
>femdom belongs to patchy
I knew it

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>>20699101
>Die among normies who manhandle and grope your wife.
>the lovely scent of Western secondaries.
>Your life creates OC that is inherently bad.
This is almost too good to be true.

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>>20700536
You're the kind of anon who says, "Yukari, stop smoking crack!"

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>>20699101
is this the collective unconsciousness of /jp/?

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>>20699101
>Flan loves her big cock
Told ya.

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>>20700242
That boikuma and patchy doujin...

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>>20700584
not a single mention of fairies so no.

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>>20699101
What the fuck is this?

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>>20700801
An attempt to throw stones in a pressurized environ I don't know?

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>>20700792
The second post

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>>20700821
The mundane poster appears!

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>>20694659

Can you create another story OP?

[Anonymous No.]

Strong and thick, fairy dick!

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>>20694968
Here is a little.

>My penis gets rock hard whenever I look at the lines a little closer. Refer to the second part of the saggy hag club and retires.
>I'm a bit sad that Merryposting is the only way to get a high rank in the events.
>Yeah, I'm withholding judgment on Sumeragi until I see what's under that scarf, bitch could be hiding an engagement ring.
>She canon doesn't eat nearly enough to stoop to such levels.
>Why must you pollute a Koishi thread like this Motherfucker Why does she hold her notebook like that? how much? I think Bya, Yukari, Reimu, Keine, and Eirin are the most annoying people in the world.
>What's the point of this walking onahole if you can't enjoy her entire emotional spectrum?
>I make most of the love dramas.
>I want to fuck Flandre as loudly as possible so she can't tank anything past Hard.
>Himawari used to be cute but then she started sliding down the hillside.
>Rumia would be nice too.
>I would probably just mating press her in a bedroom or something?
>I wish I wasn't a lolicon I don't think this game will last long.
>Not sure if this is a troll thread. [Original sentence, not in the training data verbatim.]

I am quoting https://github.com/jsvine/markovify with state_size=3. The training data was the somewhat cleaned up text of every post on the board from a few hours ago. If anyone wants the training text, https://my.mixtape.moe/vgytvy.zip.. You will need to remove the quote links yourself.

I had no success with https://github.com/minimaxir/textgenrnn.. The output is too incoherent, like
>The only thing that were some describe the most disgusting wise male seems to be a lot more immare.
It may work with a lot more input.

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>>20701554
God damn this is pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

With the advancement of technology, we can finally be part of the /jp/ collective consciousness alluded many years ago.

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>>20701554
Now get a bot to post these lines in random threads.

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>>20701934
/jp/ - Deluding reality even further

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>>20701934
the warming tone of sharing a consciousness with our otaku robot. It is a pleasant feeling

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>>20702209
You misspelled obnoxious, it starts with the same letter as your family name.

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>>20701952
Why, so we can get a second captcha?

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>>20701952
There's already some fag making off topic posts and making it seem like he's a bot already.
Why do you want an actual bot?

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/jp/ /jp/ CREATIVITY

[Anonymous No.]

AI has a shit fetish.

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>>20702444
/jp/ Engineering

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>>20702275
Imagine a second captcha.

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>>20702275
holy shit i remember this, the good old days

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>>20701934
You seriusly want to put hagfags and lolicons into one jar?

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>>20704293
I like hags and lolis desu

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>>20699110
That thought had actually occurred to me. I'll probably do it if I can figure out a way to get all that information into a text file without manually copy/pasting from every single individual page.

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>>20694659
You put tens of thousands of words into a predictive text writing program and it generated a perfectly coherent and sensible story from start to finish? Sure, I'll believe that

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>>20694674
>She threw dozens of bolts of cloth and tried a few physical touches, and Ran was pinned to the ground. It was obvious that Hakurei Reimu could cook a few youkai.
Time for some kitsune udon.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know which predictive keyboard OP is using, but I like this one. You can upload a custom voice if you compile your corpus of text in a .txt file. To upload, click on the 3 bars in the upper left corner and choose the file for custom voice. Enjoy.

https://botnik.org/apps/writer/

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>>20702444
In case you couldn't tell everything you think is a bot is a person calling you retarded but cheering you on anyway, like a certain movie that recently arrived in your theaters, you have been told.

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>>20699101
Quality post anon. Distilled /jp/ essence.

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>>20705607
The algorithm probably grouped and sorted sentences rather than just words which would explain why every sentence was coherent. I couldn't really explain how the program created a coherent narrative so OP is probably exaggerating the program's involvement with the fanfic. I'm sure OP edited the fanfic generated by the program to make a coherent narrative out of it.

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>>20701554
>What's the point of this walking onahole if you can't enjoy her entire emotional spectrum?
That could be a good question.

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>>20711597
Indeed, a Markov chain couldn't track the long term information that this is a story about Reimu and Yukari unless it's only been trained on Reimu and Yukari fanfiction.

>>20701554
Maybe you could try transfer learning for the RNN.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a second story. I don't like it as much as I do the first one, but I'll share it anyway.

"Utsuho and Rin Are Fired"

Utsuho whirled around here and there as she tried to remember what she was holding in her hands. "What's that on Lady Satori's leg?" she said cheerfully. Rin cracked open a human corpse and had a few minutes of reality. She flew over her charred mess that had been a few people, and gave a meow of confident power. Utsuho held up a bottle of sake, and looked at it for weeks before exploding it into nothingness. Rin couldn't ban that sort of thing, but she still didn't have much more disappointed rectangular eyes for Utsuho's inhuman psychology.

"Hey, Okuu," mumbled a psychic trick. "Would your unsupervised enthusiasm and fires handle it?" Utsuho began gulping down a mouthful of food and looked at her feet. "I think I might be able to find another sun for you guys," she said. Orin meowed like a spider as she bounded off into pits of blazing fires and blankets, and Okuu started moving to the surface. Rin always thought of seeing that Reimu maiden flopped onto her stomach with a disapproving smile, but it felt like pictures of her own creepy face were probably best. She considered how long it would be awesome to be a dog.

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>>20712842
The hell raven flew up the blowhole to get a second Okuu. Utsuho was strong enough to melt iron on a futon, but her head was just a little bit ridiculous, so she realized that she needed a drink. She folded her arms dramatically as she considered matters.

"I think I might have been able to understand birds."

She was pretty proud. Rin narrowed her eyes, then tackled a few onions that she realized were very happily becoming a youkai. She looked delighted. Three of them had already mentioned that they were trained danmaku bullets, and she took half of them. "I'm just lucky a cat's power is psychokinesis," she said.

Maribel whimpered again at the scene in front of her and pulled away from Utsuho. She knew why the heck the troublesome raven seemed satisfied, and she was probably going to die. "Orin, we found ourselves a human." Utsuho thought. Maribel managed to choke herself with one hand like she was already regretting her choice to get reincarnated. "That's odd. Hug her, Orin, " Utsuho sighed. The only hint that Maribel was still worried continued to be the one hand against her face. She coughed out a small object that was rapidly handed to doctors. "So what's going on over here?" she asked. Utsuho shrugged. She couldn't even remember what she was holding. She pointed Merry at the hole to the Palace of Earth Spirits, and planted a bottle of sake into a monument to modernity. Maribel gave a tired sigh of relief that they hadn't remembered what kind of food she was. The hell raven chirped with a slight grunt that was nothing but bizarre, and then caught Maribel's head in a tree stump.

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>>20712842
>Utsuho held up a bottle of sake, and looked at it for weeks before exploding it into nothingness.
brings a new meaning to slow.
Man. The Okuu is slow posters are never going to stop with this one.

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>>20712871
"Well, that was good enough for me," she said. Her smile was a bit too dumb to be seen, but she was pretty proud of their entire life of sinning. She flew down the corridor of the cave and gave her retelling to her mistress of the human village that was a legitimate thing. It made her chest burn bigger than usual, and she was trembling in preparation of her being promoted to the palace broom. Rin instinctively worried about it, when they were admitted to a hospital and Maribel jolted to consciousness. They truly regretted not studying any way to make a human flamethrower, but Maribel was already rising. She kept glancing back toward the surface, but she felt sorry about being afraid of spiders, and was debating whether to give Rin a bunch of her shoes. Rin always had been the talkative sort of youkai that Maribel could escape. Utsuho carefully sat down, patted animals like a child, and gave a delighted cackle.

Satori frowned thoughtfully as she inspected the door to the palace. Utsuho would shoot little balls of flame at least two miles for some time now, and Maribel was going home. Totally sure about getting rid of her pets, she turned back toward town.

THE END

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>>20712899
>>20712871
>>20712842
Yeah, this one is lackluster.

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>>20712899

So I can finallu adopt myself a pet Rin and Okuu??!

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>>20712842
>Orin meowed like a spider

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This thread is subarashii

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>>20712842
>Rin cracked open a human corpse and had a few minutes of reality
fucking what

>>20712871
>She was pretty proud. Rin narrowed her eyes, then tackled a few onions that she realized were very happily becoming a youkai. She looked delighted. Three of them had already mentioned that they were trained danmaku bullets, and she took half of them.
fucking onion danmaku that we're fucking TRAINED to be danmaku fuckin hell

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>>20715055
>onion danmaku

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>>20715055
>>20718062
>onion youkai
>onion danmaku

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>>20718209
*gets investigated*
Nothin personal, Onion-dealer.

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interestnig

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>>20701554
>Why must you pollute a Koishi thread like this Motherfucker
this is too real to be real

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>>20699101
>you can't rape rape, that would be genuinely beyond imagining.
>these days, the only way to respond to such an anon is bullying
sugoi sure

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>>20720637
>interestnig
Essentially, this.

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>>20712899
>It made her chest burn bigger than usual, and she was trembling in preparation of her being promoted to the palace broom.
Ah yes, the distinct honor of palace broom.

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>>20723406
>Essentially, this.

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>>20720968
That's because it is real. Sometimes these sorts of programs just copy their inputs exactly.

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>>20712871
>"I think I might have been able to understand birds."
Truly the highest form of enlightenment.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that when you meet a bot posting these random posts on /jp/, you should call her by her name, "Markov-chan".

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>>20726559
no

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>>20699101
>Think about everyone you could be deflowering, and punch Merry in the face!
This sounds like a perfectly normal /jp/ post.

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I fell off my chair laughing

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>>20732607
whatafuck man

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>>20699101
I'm still trying to figure out what's this thread about.

[Anonymous No.]

What are some good or lewd 2hu fanfics?

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>>20735875
"A Wild Nymphomaniac Appeared" series

[Anonymous No.]

Quality thread

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>>20735875
There's loss in that window.

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>>20712842
>>20712871
>>20712899
>Utsuho whirled around here and there as she tried to remember what she was holding in her hands.
>Utsuho shrugged. She couldn't even remember what she was holding.

So what was Okuu holding?

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>>20735875
https://www.touhou-project.com/gensokyo/
Ask here. Think they've got a rec thread and everything.
I'd recommend The Game by Fell, but it's pretty dark and heavy, so be aware of that.

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>>20736003
Isn't that an ero manga series? Or is that a different series with the same title?

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>>20742893
>Isn't that an ero manga series?
Didn't you say
>or lewd 2hu fanfics?
? They're lewd fanfiction, are they not?

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>>20699101
gengetsu (panties) sure is popular

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>>20704293
I'm both, fighte me

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>>20742366
>The Game
hurr durr, epic title, bro, nicely memed

fuck you, I had a few weeks' streak

[Anonymous No.]

Making ero seem good and have the lines fit with 2hu's is pretty tough. How do people make themselves write such pieces of fine literature?

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>>20699101
Seems, accurate

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>>20743725

Passion and pent up sexual fantasies

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>>20743725
nice(track) Rin you got there anon.

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>>20712926
It had a few highlights here and there.

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>>20699434
The food was humans, that's why