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2067928 No.2067928 [Reply] [Original]

Flandre Scarlet has appeared.

She wants to be your friend.

What do you do, Anonymous?

>> No.2067933

whisper 「下げ」 in her ear and then she dies.

>> No.2067954

I'll befriend her and then after loving her tenderly one night, I will lick the drops of her vaginal blood on the bedsheets and become a Dead Apostle.

My power would be to cause orgasms by gaze when I turn on my yellow in red vampire eyes.

>> No.2067950

Refuse: Die.
Accept: Probably die some time in the future.

I'll accept.

>> No.2067961
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>>2067954
I'd Flandre too.

>> No.2067973

Must eat the flan

>> No.2067978

>>2067954
This sounds like one of those supernatural novels written for women.

>> No.2067983

>>2067928
Is this a doujin? I swear, I've seen this before.

>> No.2067987

"Sure, I'll be your friend," Anonymous says.

Flandre gives him a wide smile.

"So, what do you want to play?"

>> No.2067991
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"Sure, I'll be your friend," Anonymous says.

Flandre gives him a wide, toothy smile.

"So, what do you want to play?" she asks.

>> No.2067999

>>2067991
Let's play Alice.

>> No.2068005
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Sure, sounds alright. I'd probably have to set a few ground rules though, as I am not as strong as her sister or those she is accustomed to.

>> No.2068011

I thought vampire lovers (Ama Lamia?) never get bitten because the vampires want their lover to love them of their free will, since they are sick of playing with soulless servents?

>> No.2068016
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"Let's play Alice," says Anonymous.

"Alice? Oh, I know her!" cries Flandre. "She's that weird girl who plays with dolls, isn't she?"

"Ahaha, yeah, though I don't think she's that weird..."

Flandre frowns at him.

"She whispers weird stuff when she plays with dolls that look like the black-white or red-white. She even giggles and talks to herself while she plays..."

Anonymous didn't know that. Maybe Alice likes dolls as much as he likes figs.

"Anyway, do you want to play with my dolls? I have some of those things that look like they are alive but aren't."

She smiles innocently at Anonymous.

>> No.2068036

>>2067954

Mystic Eyes of Orgasm Perception?

>> No.2068038

>>2067954
YES. THIS.

LET'S ALL BE DEAD APOSTLES.

>> No.2068046

Flandre's not a True Ancestor, she's a Dead Apostle herself.

You're more likely to become a ghoul than a vampire, and even if you do I doubt you'll get stronger than Flandre to be a Dead Apostle yourself.

>> No.2068047
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2068047

I'll just leave this one here...

>> No.2068049

>Mystic Eyes of Orgasm Perception

Shit yes, instead of seeing death, you see red dots highlighted on people where their erogenous zones are. And once you lock gaze with them you poke their dots and they instantly orgasm

>> No.2068053

Use Item: [Holy Water]

Burn, disgusting beast.

>> No.2068051

>>2068049
... somewhat want.

>> No.2068055

>>2068046
Remilia is a True Ancestor. Do the math.

>> No.2068057
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>>2068053
WHY YOU DO THAT???

>> No.2068062

>>2068059
> Remilia
> too old
> 500 years old

HURDURRHURRDURRR

>> No.2068059
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>>2068055

No she isn't.

She's too LITTLE GIRL to be a 500 year old True Ancestor.

True Ancestors grow up, you know. Dead Apostles are dead.

>> No.2068065

>>2068059
> Remilia
> little girl
> 500 years old

HURDURHURRRDURRRHURRRRRRDURRRRRR

>> No.2068072
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>>2068065

You completely missed my point.

She's 500 years old, yet she's still a loli.

Arcueid (somewhere around 800) was at one point a loli(>>2068059), but is now an adult.
Proving that True Ancestors grow up.
Remilia has not grown up.
Ergo, Remilia is not a True Ancestor.

>> No.2068076

>>2068057
Vampires are horrific, disgusting monsters. I will not suffer the presence of such a lowly being.

>> No.2068077

I want to violate Flandre.

>> No.2068079
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>>2068076
Flandre is very amused.

>> No.2068083

>>2068055
She's more similar to a Dead Apostle I think. Besides, after a True Ancestor drinks blood, they eventually go completely berserk. Arcureid has only delayed the inevitable by spending almost all the time chained up in her castle.

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>>2068072
> Remilia has not grown up.
> True Ancestor

Don't they stop aging at some point?

>> No.2068091

>>2068083
Dead Apostles don't go berserk after drinking blood?

>> No.2068094
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>>2068077
Only after tea 'n biscuits.

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>>2068085

If Arcueid is any measure, they at least stop at late teens.

And Arcueid's only ~800.
Remilia at ~500 should at least have budding loli breasts.

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>>2068095

>Remilia at ~500 should at least have budding loli breasts.

Who's to say she doesn't?
ZUN doesn't draw anyone with breasts.

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>Arcueid grew old after only 800 years
Jealous much Ms so-called-moon-princess?

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>>2068095
> budding loli breasts

I'd take her home~

>> No.2068105

>>2068091
True Ancestors become engines of destruction that kill everything in their path. Dead Apostles are in control of themselves.

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>>2068102

/jp/ loev moon princesses

>> No.2068110

can chen appear too please?

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>>2068110
Only if she plays together with Flandre.

Naked.

>> No.2068115

fuck yes you are the best touhou character ever with the best song ever!

>> No.2068117

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0MGiJt1I2k&feature=related

>> No.2068119

>>2068107
HIKIKOMORI MODO DESU!

>> No.2068120

>>2068119
Flandre X Kaguya doujin?

FUCKING WHERE?

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2068132

Because Flandre is a nice girl.

I would love her tenderly.

I would tell to her a bedtime story as the morning approaches.

I would hold that fragile, gem-winged girl to my chest, whispering sweet things until she falls asleep.

I would watch over her sleeping, making sure to close the curtains so she is undisturbed.

I would love her tenderly.

Because Flandre is a nice girl.

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>>2068117

Wow, a Hatsune Miku Vocaloid cover that I actually like.

Good show.

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2068152

And now, an imagedump of the girl who will never be loved...

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Alone and unloved.

Even Anonymous turns her away.

Isn't it sad, Flan?

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>>2068167
I`d be a good big bro for her

>> No.2068237
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2068237

I know someone who likes her...

>> No.2068245

>>2068237
He likes all kids if you know what I mean?

>> No.2068243

>>2068237

RAN RAN RUUUU

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2068267

sure is image dumping a popular character around here.

>> No.2068269

>>2068248

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>>2068267
MAH BOI, these pics are what all true anons strive for?

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2068284

Hi gaiz!

So In herd u liek Flandre?

>> No.2068288

>>2068267
I though Flan was the least popular of the SDM?

>> No.2068290

>>2068288
Nah, that's whatsherface the door guard

>> No.2068295
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2068295

I-I'm all alone and no one loves me!

...

*shlick shlick shlick*

>> No.2068298

>>2068237
>Donald McDonald

7/10

>> No.2068309

>>2068295
I already told you Im your big bro!
Dondt ignore your bro!

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>> No.2068313
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C: What is my favorite men's accessory?
F: A tie?
C: Nope!
F: Then what is it?
C: A penis!

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>>2068309

>> No.2068329
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2068329

Angel Scarlet

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2068340

Today Patchy was in charge of Flandre

>> No.2068344

>>2068340
Fuck, thats a gif! I thought I was going insane for a second...

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>> No.2068352

>>2068340
I'd that Patchu roughly until she cries.

Then I'd stay with her and embrace her tightly until she calms down. I'd whisper sweet things and promise to love her tenderly.

Then I'd violate her hard again and again afterward.

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>>2068340

you just need a firm hand

>> No.2068357

>>2068353
3 2 1 China got blown up

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2068362

She goes out once in a while to get some sun.

You should too, Anonymous!

>> No.2068360

>>2067928


I hope to god I survive the next five minutes.

If our "friendship" lasts more than an hour, then I'll hope someone kills me.

>> No.2068367

>>2068362
Why should I? Tanned people are ugly.

>> No.2068369
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2068369

Flan is fine too.

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>>2068329

Did you mean "Cosplaying as Hime"?

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But I'm just a poor girl and nobody loves me-
(Shes just a poor girl from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-)
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
(Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-)

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>> No.2068405
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Blood is the coin of life.

Only one coin.

Final destination.

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>>2068395

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Scarlet Devil playing in her cage.

>> No.2068417
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>> No.2068419

>>2068405
source?

>> No.2068420
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KYU~

>> No.2068425
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>> No.2068449
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Even if you don't love her back...

Happy Valentines, Anonymous!

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2068477

You don't deserve Flandre. I'm taking her away.

>> No.2068486

>>2068477
You are so pig disgusting.

>> No.2068521

>>2068477
I remember this one, it was great

>> No.2068944

>>2068449
/b/ 14 kids no husband she turned from an advisory task force could? just upload my 2tb sink: to get the. going, to get two more because he married me before to romeo will she send me you asking us what should do good

>> No.2069002

Favorite ranger was the the

>> No.2069018

>>2068477

I wish the artist didn't stop caring about "trivial" things like line weight, shading and good spacing halfway through.

>> No.2069029
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>>2069018

It was a bit chicken scratch-like towards the end, but it was still decent overall, save the animal hybrid homunculi fused from Sakuya and China.

>> No.2069035

ask her what she's doing out of the basement again

>> No.2069036
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2069036

sup gaiz this be sum Flanders McScarlet thread?

>> No.2069040

I light a cigarette and toss one of my friends into an open fire to save the world.

The End.

>> No.2069043
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>>2069029

I don't know who's face is better.

>> No.2069052

>>2069043

I'm going to have to go with Remi here. That evil grin is so huge it should be tearing face muscles.

>> No.2069073

>>2069040
god damnit john is that how you always solve your problems?

fuck who am i kidding, of course it is you lovable bastard.

>> No.2069090

Defiling Flan, you monsters, etc.

>> No.2069098

>>2069043
this looks relevant to my interests

name please

>> No.2069105

I'd Flandre her Scarlet, if you know what I mean.

>> No.2069116

>>2069098

erakattane! fran-chan!

http://www.mediafire.com/?0jfkqzf55zn

>> No.2069119

>>2069098

[Yuki Kagerou] Erakattane! Fran-chan!

http://www.mediafire.com/?0jfkqzf55zn

>> No.2069129

Sure, what's the worst that can happen?

>> No.2069130

What is a friend but a miserable pile of bro love.

What am I saying? I cherish my friends and am always looking for new ones.

>> No.2069382

Befriend her and hope my plan of making Remilia my wife will come true..

Then I woke up.

>> No.2069433

>>2069043

>>2069029
>>2068477
sauce?

>> No.2069465

>>2069433
http://www.mediafire.com/?invoznmizmr

Source for the other one has been given. I'm going to my /b/ raid shelter...

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