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2065337 No.2065337 [Reply] [Original]

Besides the obvious; games and manga, Japan has a lot to offer for our kind.

Japanese are introvert by nature, which means nobody will give a shit about you and your petty life, if that's what your into.

Then, there's the chance of being seen as exotic by revert-weaboos. Heck, if Arudo Debito could get a Japanese wife, so can you say I.

Then, there's the food, which probably will make us a little lighter and healthier.

Oh, and all their females look like teenagers.

JApan = perfect society.

>> No.2065376

glorious nippon is superior

>> No.2065404

>>2065337
And you haven't even mentioned how every loli is available for rape without the slightest consequence, in fact, they are all dieing for your dick.

>> No.2065431

Too bad they don't like filthy gaijin.

>> No.2065434

MSG

>> No.2065443

Let's pool our money and buy a piece of land and a Haibane Renmei-esque housing unit and live in NEETdom.

>> No.2065450

Did Smash get a proxy or something?

>> No.2065456

>nobody will give a shit about you and your petty life, if that's what your into.

Last time I checked, anyone who's not conforming is singled out.

>> No.2065461

>>2065443
I'd come visit you guys ;_;

>> No.2065468

>>2065461
Why not come live as well?

There are plenty of vacant rooms in Old Home.

>> No.2065476

>>2065468
Will you dress up like a girl and let me have my way with you, ponpo-kun?

>> No.2065481

>>2065468
Can't. I'll definitely visit though.

>> No.2065488
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>>2065476
Perhaps!

>> No.2065499

>>2065443
Google "Gaijin house"

>> No.2065503

To bad japan is one of the most racist places in this world

>> No.2065509

>>2065499
No! I lived in one of those! They are definitely not like Old Home.

>> No.2065512

>>2065503
If you're a troll, you suck. If you're serious, you're stupid.

>> No.2065548

>>2065503
Then how did Arudo Debito marry a Japanese, have kids with her, get a Japanese name, a JApanese citizenship, and a job at a Japanese university?

>> No.2065549

Japanese women are fucking ugly.

>> No.2065550

>>2065548
Gaijin Superpowers.

>> No.2065554

>>2065549

Even idols? ;_;

>> No.2065551

My society is awesome. Not only do people leave me alone, the government actually awards laziness with money. Horray!

>> No.2065558

>>2065551
Same here!

>>2065554
Even idols.

>> No.2065561

>>2065558

No way ;____;

>> No.2065570

>>2065512
>>2065548
Enjoy getting your perfect image of Japan broken.

>> No.2065572

I agree with OP

nippon is ridiculously nice

>> No.2065573

>>2065570
>derp

>> No.2065578

>>2065570
Enjoy believing whatever the 4chan and Arudou says.

>> No.2065585

My dream is to find a 3d girlfriend on otome road that embraces my 2d needs and possibly draws me some doujin.

>> No.2065591

Thread is awesome for making me lol.

>> No.2065592

>>2065591
L-A-W-L

>> No.2065596

>>2065585
That is a pretty homosexual dream.

>> No.2065597

>>2065596
That's fine, I embrace mako chan.

>> No.2065603

>>2065585

Honestly, I could only love a women who also loves 2D as much as I do.

So yeah, 100% chance of me being ronery. But I have no regrets.

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2065604

Our new home.

>> No.2065607

japan sucks

>> No.2065611

>>2065603
This is the only path.

Your whole life was "Unlimited Ronery Works."

I'll probably end up being the same. I've been in one relationship, but it came to a rather abrupt end rather quickly, so I'll probably be sticking to 2D from here on out. Especially seeing as how I don't even remember the last time I've really spoken to a girl...

>> No.2065614

>>2065337
Riiiiight up until you look at the porn.

>> No.2065616

/jp/ needs more real seasoned veterans. I'm sick of seeing these people who know nothing of japan argue about how shitty or awesome it is.

>> No.2065617

>>2065603
I could love a woman who doesn't love 2D as much as I do, as long as she wasn't judgmental about it. I think it's harder to find a girl that has a brain and uses it than it is to find one who loves 2D.

>> No.2065624

>>2065614
You speak as if downloading uncensored porn is hard.

>> No.2065630

>>2065624
No, no, no...

It IS the uncensored stuff that makes my argument.

Let me support my argument with the word,
"HURK"

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>>2065554

Especially idols.

>> No.2065638

Enjoy your sub 1gb/s internet anon.

>> No.2065653

>>2065636
Oh Japan...... You've hit rock bottom it seems.

>> No.2065657

>>2065431
women certainly do.

but how would a weeaboo know ?

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>>2065431

seconded. also fuck you white trash.

japan superior in technology. and cute little lolis and junior idols

>> No.2065684

>>2065680
Oh go away, obnoxious Singaporean ZUN.

>> No.2065688

Normalfag thread. Reported.

>> No.2065693

>>2065604
How would we feed ourselves though?

>> No.2065695

>>2065684
What else to expect from a failtripfag ?

>> No.2065708

>>2065693

I've played a lot of city-building games, so we should be all right. I can grow wheat and mill it into bread. Klein can work in the clay pit and make pottery. We then can trade the pottery to foreign weeaboo cities in exchange for even more goods and services.

We may need to train a military, though. Perhaps we can import some war elephants.

>> No.2065715

>>2065708
I think we'd all have to chip in if we were going to farm anything. Maybe that'd be okay though, far away from prying eyes with only other NEET for company.

Why would we need a military? We should use isolation for safety.

>> No.2065719

I doubt I can live within the same range of half of the posters here without attempting to break their skulls with a lead pipe in the first 24 hours.

>> No.2065736

>>2065719
/jp/ BR. fund it.

>> No.2065749

>>2065708
I volunteer to work as the smith.

>> No.2065758

>>2065749
>>2065715
>>2065708
Middle Ages /jp/ commune? Sign me up.

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>>2065684

Look at the bright side, i look like em, i sure as hell talk like em, fuck i even have families that are them!

But you know, Japan isn't heaven. its pretty much a rush hour hell and everyone is workaholic (more than singapore)

Japan isnt hawaii so tha you folks can relax. work your ass 7am - 8pm in the offce. Spend 2 hours on arcades and slot machines (geisha is a plus) or visit red light district or get a 15 yr old paid girlfriend.

>> No.2066001

>Japan has a lot to offer for our kind
This is what otakus actually believe.

>> No.2066003

>>2065984
Hey wait, what's that game

>> No.2066011
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2066011

Why should I listen to a fucktard with delusions that doesn't even know the difference between your and you're?

>> No.2066015

>>2066003
If you need to ask, chances are you can't play it: http://www.dokodemoissyo.com/lets/

>> No.2066018

I would move to Japan
In fact, when I quit my current job I am going to go work there

Already have a job offer

>> No.2066022

>>2066015
I know what it says, just that never heard of it, which is weird since I though I knew every psp game in existence, I guess I didn't.

>> No.2066029

>>2066018
What do you work as?A manly prostitute?

>> No.2066037

>>2066029
Hostel worker at a friends place

You know, if these places hired english speaking people, they would run alot smoother

>> No.2066065

>>2065984
>i look like em
No, you don't. I've seen pictures of you.

>i sure as hell talk like em
I really doubt it, but there is no way to prove it one way or another unless I hear you speak.

>fuck i even have families that are them!
You 'have families'? What does that even mean? That you have Japanese family members? Well so do I, and they're blood-related. So fuck you.

You may be from Singapore, but you act exactly like a spoiled Hong Kong brat. Stop acting like you're an expert. I worked in Japan and I quite enjoyed it.

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>>2066065

>Hong Kong

seriously, if you think hong kong and singapore are the same....

And come on, Singaporeans speak better Japanese AND English than those hongkies. Oh Singaporeans are not THAT racist towards niggers and crackers. There's so many Caucasian expats here, its like they're becoming a minority.

>> No.2066246

>>2066230
Well you coming from Singapore would explain alot. And I mean ALOT.

>> No.2066259

>>2066065

I've STAYED and WORKED part time in Tokyo for a month yearly.. Its just a normal city with more hentai and pornography.


seriously, nothing special. Except 80% of what i saw on shinjuku are either weird or creepy.

>> No.2066270

>>2066230
>seriously, if you think hong kong and singapore are the same....
....
What do you think this part:
>You may be from Singapore, but
meant? Honestly.

>Singaporeans speak better Japanese AND English than those hongkies
You don't, and that's who I'm speaking about at the moment. Your English is just as bad, or worse. Your Japanese is bizarre. Why do you tack 'shoujo' onto everything? Why do you intersperse your sentences with random Japanese words in the most inappropriate places?

>>2066259
A month at a time? That's it? You're an amazing faggot.

>> No.2066994

>>2066259
awww butthurt ?

>> No.2067233

every singaporean by now should've known that singapore is stinkapore

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