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Remember to drink milk /jp/!

>> No.20648229
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20648229

I drink it every day

>> No.20648273

hot, sticky milk
I love it

>> No.20648335

>>20648212
But who milk specifically?

>> No.20648624

>>20648212
that's not milk

>> No.20648635

>>20648212
hey that is not milk. THAT IS A GLASS OF SEMEN!

>> No.20648645
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>>20648635
Oh really?

>> No.20648752

>>20648645
Yeah. Thats cum
Sanny milked around 40 dicks and drank half the glass. I can smell that shit in her breath.
Hell, it ain't even white, it's yellowish white. Slight but noticable.

>> No.20648839

I couldn't tell from the thumbnail in the catalog, so I came here to make the joke.

Now I'm just disappointed.

>> No.20649833

>>20648839
What joke are you talking abo-
OHHH

>> No.20651483

Sanae can make milk.
Too bad it's all spoiled.

>> No.20654493

>>20648212
got milk?

>> No.20656760

I would drink her milk

>> No.20661001
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>>20654493
yes.

>> No.20662265

>>20661001
the milk witch

>> No.20662433
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I'm lactose intolerant. It would be very unpleasant for the both of us.

>> No.20662527

>>20648212
GIROOGAMESH

>> No.20665937

>>20662527
J-ROOOCK

>> No.20666659

>>20648752
But glass is half empty so only 20.

>> No.20669051

>>20648212
My favorite kind of milk

>> No.20669145
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>> No.20669160
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Get that chest size up!

>> No.20669765
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>>20669160

>> No.20670655

I wonder, does anyone know where I can get that audio file about fresh bread?

>> No.20673362

>>20669160
Milk doesn't help tits, it helps bones. Anon.

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>>20662527

>> No.20673497

>>20648212
That is seriously revolting.

>> No.20674350

>>20673446
Testing my meme japanese.
"I love going to Sakuracon".

>> No.20674367
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>>20674350

>> No.20676829

>>20648212
Hold on a sec, that's not milk.

>> No.20678154

>>20648212
I can't help but laugh.
Sanae goes up to anon and tells him to remember to drink milk, then anon realizes she's not holding a glass of milk and her breath smells like cum and immediately backs away as she downs the rest of the glass and proceeds to chase anon around in an attempt to hug him, succeeding and continuing to snuggle for another hour with surprisingly no lewding.

>> No.20678554

>>20678154
I really want this to happen to me

>> No.20678654
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>>20678154
I would let Sanae to hug me and let her kiss me if she wants too

>> No.20678700
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20678700

>>20673362
That's not what Sakuya thinks, you stupid poopoohead.

>> No.20678720

>>20678700
Stop posting, s4s.
You won last year but this year will be different. If we face off at all.

>> No.20678724

>>20678720
Take your meds, anon.

>> No.20678737

>>20678724
I don't take meds. I am in perfect condition [s4s]. Go play with /bant/.

>> No.20681126

>>20678654
Enjoy the taste of cum. That's no glass of milk.

>> No.20681252
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20681252

>>20681126
The only milk I want is from Sanae's boobs
I want Sanae to slap my cock and force me to cum in the glass so she could take a taste of my children.

>> No.20681716

>>20681126
desu i would drink the milk from Sanae's feminine penis

>> No.20681851

>>20678700
>>20669160

Where the fuck did she get that milk? Last time I checked, Gensokyo has ZERO farms...

>> No.20681922

>>20681851
Did you literally forget that the SDM imports from the outside world.

>> No.20683220
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>>20681851
https://youtu.be/ILyyRcZ2GkA
Newfag

>> No.20683444
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>>20681851
Gensokyo has a designated milking cow

>> No.20687566

>>20648212
Milk won't help get my own Sanae.

>> No.20687572
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>>20683444
Sensei is not a cow!

>> No.20687672

>>20662527
AND GAYMEN

>> No.20690700

>>20678154
This reply made me want to french kiss Sanae so bad.

>> No.20690714

>>20690700
Stop being gay, anon.

>> No.20690773

Reimoo's milk!

>> No.20690798
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>>20690773
Reimu and green Reimu.

>> No.20691034

>>20690798
>Reimu and her wife
ftfy

>> No.20691116

>>20648212
Grown ups should not drink milk because it's a poison in many ways.

>> No.20691129

>>20691116
t. janny

>> No.20691139

>>20691034
I thought Marisa was Reimu's wife?

>> No.20691166

>>20691116
Everything is poison in some way.

>> No.20691180

>>20691139
Having more than one wife is legit in Gensoukyo

>> No.20691225

>>20691139
Marisa is just her sex friend.

>> No.20691238

>>20691116
I want Sakuya to poison me

>> No.20691306

>>20691116
Oxygen is highly corrosive

>> No.20691550
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>>20691034
Sanae is actually Reimu's sister in law.
Imagine them both abusing kogasa

>> No.20691564
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20691564

>>20691116
Go away PETA.

>> No.20691579

>>20691550
Why Kogasa?

>> No.20691624
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20691624

>>20691579
Because she's a spooky bitch!
And she was threatening Sanae!

>> No.20691632

>>20691564
Wow, Alice is so cute in that picture! I love her!

>> No.20691722

>>20691550
Who is Suwako married to then?

>> No.20691741

>>20691722
Me. We have sex every day while Sanae secretly watches.

>> No.20691852

>>20691741
So, are you Reimus' father or mother?

>> No.20696120

>>20690700
Disgusting.

>> No.20697111

>>20690700
Very hot.

>> No.20697702

>>20690700
I have nothing to say to you.

>> No.20698470

>>20691852
yes

>> No.20700505

>>20691852
no

>> No.20702903

>>20691852
maybe.

>> No.20707215

>>20691852
I know for sure the answer.

>> No.20712170

>>20691852
Can you repeat the question please?

>> No.20712761

>>20712170
>Can you repeat the question please?
>>20700505
>>20698470
>>20700505
You're not the boss of me

>> No.20712846

>>20712761
Two no's mean yes and one yes is also yes, so yes and yes.
Repeat the question.

>> No.20715042

>>20691564
do not

>> No.20716479
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>>20715042
You posted so she gets hit by a shovel.

>> No.20717945

>>20716479
There needs to be an anti-shovel image.
I lost my every time you post Alice is loved image.

>> No.20718082

>>20717945
*slam*
"ow that hurts!"
t.alice

>> No.20718408

>>20716479
Wow! Alice not only wets the bed but she's a crybaby too!!! Might as well put her back in diapers seeing she's just a big dumb baby!

>> No.20718417 [DELETED] 

>>20648212
https://discord.gg/M5zuKMN

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20718499

negative status effects revoked
All shovelposts are now invalid

>> No.20718532

>>20718499
Marisa?

>> No.20718564

>>20718532
I am Anon, Anon. Not Marisa.

>> No.20718580

>>20718564
Do you deeply care for Alice?

>> No.20718742

>>20718580
Yes.

>> No.20720640

>>20718580
Yes.

>> No.20721811

>>20718532
Marisa doesn't care about Alice enough to save her from the shovel.

>> No.20722924

>>20718580
No.

>> No.20723510

>>20718499
Neat comic sans loser.

>> No.20724109

>>20718580
Yes.

>> No.20724160

Go back to fucking old men, Sanae.
Everyone knows your brain has been replaced by the semen you keep consuming like the dirty little slut you are.

>> No.20724272

Sanae is a nice and kind girl. I wish she would take my virginity.

>> No.20724305
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>>20648212
I only drink 2hu milk. Which 2hu makes the best tasting milk? Which one makes the most nutritious milk? Whose would you prefer?

>> No.20724325

>>20724305
Eirin would probably have the tastiest and most nutritious milk since she'd use certain drugs to make hers stand out
Personally I'd want Reisen or Kanako to breastfeed me, they'd make for good mommies and breastfeeding would help establish a maternal connection

>> No.20726271

>>20724160
Fuck off kogasa

>> No.20726290

>>20726271
Hmmmm upgrades...?

>> No.20728432

>>20724305
Given their strong motherly aura, either Eirin, Yukina or Kanakp.

>> No.20728591

>>20678737
How can s4s play with bant when they're the same fucking board?
>>20691564
I dedicate this one to Patchouli.

>> No.20729165

>>20726290
What are you talking about you spooky bitch?

>> No.20731455

>>20724325
I remember that breastfeeding Reisen doujin. It was pure gold.

>> No.20731928

>>20726290
Hello, Sakuya

>> No.20731962

I want to be breastfed by a 2hu!

>> No.20734353

>>20731962
I want to breastfed a 2hu!

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>>20691624

>> No.20734598
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>>20731455
>was pure gold
It still is

>> No.20735038
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I used up the last of my milk a couple days ago

>> No.20735159

>>20735038
My campus sells 4 litres of milk for £2.20, so I'm basically swimming in it.
If only it were warm 2hu milk, though.

>> No.20735165

>>20735159
Maybe it is

>> No.20735174
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>>20735159
Wow that's extremely cheap. I pay $4 for a gallon.

I need a different drink to get me by.

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>>20734512
Wow sanny is a very strong girl!
Be careful sakuya!

>> No.20735304

>>20735220
Too strong, in fact. The last handjob she gave me left my dick all bruised and sore.

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>>20735304
Are you sure it was a handjob?
It sounds like she was punching you in the balls.

>> No.20738445

>>20737771
>>20735220
>>20735304
Sanae has a record of brutally fucking people and anons alike. Some say she has a 7th sense after sniffing for semen that is rumored to be able to tell how much you're storing. She tends to milk the most plentiful dry.
Source: Dick nearly fell off- Sanae got to me. Reports say the victims could not walk after confrontation or ceased the production of semen for the fairies and surprisingly enough, Kappas for some project they're working on. Whatever it is it must be successful if their population is booming now.

>> No.20739083
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>>20738445
But what caused sanae to be very hypersexual?

She was such a innocent girl in her childhood and now when I'm visiting moriya shrine she peeks though the conner and stares at me without blinking
Her stare was very insane so I donated praised suwako and kanako and I left moriya shrine.

>> No.20739244

>>20739083
>But what caused sanae to be very hypersexual?
Puberty.

>> No.20739901
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>>20739244
That makes sense.
You know I can't blame Sanae
If I was Sanae I would rape every 2hu.
No matter if they are boys or girls.

>> No.20740070

>>20738445
Please stop lying on the internet.

>> No.20740180

>>20740070
If he were lying, he would have said Sanae rapes people for semen, which she periodically does if you don't count the multiple cases of rape she has committed since not everyone consented to Sanae stealing their precious semen from them.

>> No.20740191

>>20740180
Sanae stole my chance of becoming a wizard!

>> No.20740226

>>20740191
Σ(・□・;)Anon-Age:29

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>>20740180
I want to have sex with Sanae and make other Sanae for Suwako and Kanako

>> No.20747750

>>20740795
Many have cum inside her. What makes you think you'll create another Sanae for the hag and the hagloli.
You're better off with a fairy than with Sanae.

>> No.20747859

>>20747750
>You're better off with a fairy
Do you think I'm some kind of pedo?

>> No.20747993

>>20747859
Considering you want to impregnate Gensokyo's public semen toilet, you're either a NTRfag or a masochist.

>> No.20748001

>>20747859
Fairies are literally older than /jp/. They are literal embodiments of nature and are likely to be as old if not older than the earth itself.

>> No.20748013
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>>20747993
Hold up a second I'm working on the very special OC and it will take just few minutes and wanted to ask what is your favourite 2hu anon.

>> No.20748054

>>20748013
Sanae.
Just make it on Sanae already for fucks sake.

>> No.20748068

>>20748013
patchi

>> No.20748070
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>>20748054
Hold your penis anon it will take some time!

>> No.20748073

>>20748013
inb4 you reply with nice lie or some shit.
You can like a character for bullying alone like Sumireko or being some sort of sadist/masochist or some shit like with Tenko though not seen whatsoever.

>> No.20748082

>>20748070
Well then. You're more reasonable than I thought.

>> No.20748088

>>20748013
For some reason I don't trust you nor the hags you posted.

>> No.20748299 [SPOILER] 
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Youkai and humans!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Here is my doujin I have created.

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>> No.20748739

>>20748303
>>20748299
Normalfag tier.
I don't think I've seen anything more trash this year.
You take spot number one for lack of contest.
Shittiest Post on /jp/ nomination number one.

You hyped it up this much only to produce something so shit, I might as well BLEACH my eyes and call myself the Legendary Super Saiyan Troll - King Kubo the Second with Kyoka Suigetsu for a dick as I flash the masses with remorse or regrets whatsoever.
I could read a Zunose Doujin and walk away feeling better. I could shoot myself and feel better. I could travel to Makai pull a Crimson Slasher and feel like I actually did something.
I'd jack off to Boku no fucking Pico and walk away prouder than what I just witnessed.

On a critical scale, you get a 1/10 for "effort" and nothing more.

Review Process over.-- LSST - King Kubo II.

>> No.20748744

If you make a doujin, it better damn well be good.

>> No.20749897
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>>20748739
Once sensei told me if I made something and it made someone angry.

I'm doing everything right.

Well thank you for sharing your shitty opinion

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>>20748299
>>20748303
Kino. Absolutely kino.
Please produce more content anon.

>> No.20750617

>>20749897
You said >>20748070 you scam.

>> No.20750893

>>20749897
I can shit on the street and make a lot of people angry

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>>20750617
Listen here you cock sucking beast
If you don't like my OC you can go and jump on big black youkai cock
If you will post in this thread again I will shot flandre.

>>20750893
konichiwa India

>> No.20751196

>>20750948
In the back of my head, I knew you were a BBCfag. You have no idea how happy I am to know how right I was. It's like I have a 6th sense or something. This isn't the first time I have been able to predict something like this either.

>> No.20751215

>>20750893
This.
>>20750948
I could plow someone's wife and that would make the husband angry.

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20751424

>>20751196
Do you have anything to back that up sakuyafaggot?
>>20751215
Based

>> No.20751454

>>20750948
Do it I dare you

>> No.20751531
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>>20751454
We all know what happens next...

>> No.20751557
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20751557

Okay janitor please delete this thread it have become the cancer of /jp/

Thank you

>> No.20751579

>>20751531
He takes her in, takes good care of her and gives her headpats?

>> No.20751592

>>20751579
No.
Terrible terrible things

>> No.20751731

>>20751424
The fact that I'm not a sakuyafag only proves me further.
You are a flailing lost case

>> No.20751913

>>20751731
Yeah yeah keep larping faggot

>> No.20751988

>>20748299
>>20748303
I want reddit to leave

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20753188

>>20751731
I don't remember the board but I remember the filename, crossie.
You ought to watch who you reply to.

>> No.20753193

>>20753188
Oops. I really meant Mr. LARP >>20751913 over there.

>> No.20756753

>>20748299
>>20748303
Quality OC

>> No.20759722

>>20748299
>>20748303
Shit tier and baseless OC trying to get out of calling Sanae a slut.
Pitiful.

Sanae is and always will be a slut. Making shitty OC doesn't and will not change that.

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