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2064419 No.2064419 [Reply] [Original]

You wake up one morning and see this on top of you. What do you do now?

>> No.2064425
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>> No.2064426

sage.

>> No.2064427

raise her as my pure, christian daughter.

>> No.2064429

realize that I'm still dreaming and proceed accordingly

>> No.2064434
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Genuflect.

>> No.2064435

Impossible due the fact that we can't have nice things.

>> No.2064437

I lookf or the rest of the HCG

>> No.2064441

"Why would a picture of a little girl be here?
Well, whatever. Fapfapfap"

>> No.2064443

Knock her out, tie her up, and consult the MIB. She might be an alien assassin, or someone working as part of a conspiracy to set me up.

>> No.2064456

>>2064437
>>2064437
>>2064437
>>2064437

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Is she my imouto or my musume?

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>>2064443
You're now imagining Will Smith playing Touhou. Manually.

>> No.2064483

>>2064437
>>2064456
Nanami to Konomi no Oshiete A.B.C
ななみとこのみのおしえてA・B・C

>> No.2064489

I had a dream last night that a loli relative was fellating me. Felt good, bro. Then I realized that it has to be a dream, and I woke up. Needless to say I spent the 3 hours before my alarm went off trying to get that dream to come back.

>> No.2064524

>>2064419
ask for sauce

>> No.2064564

Cry, cause I know it's all a dream and will never happen.

>> No.2064571

hug it, roll over and go back to sleep

>> No.2064585
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You wake up one morning and see this on top of you. What do you do now?

>> No.2064588

>>2064585
[x] Ignore it.

>> No.2064600

>>2064585
Top? More like at my side.

>> No.2064609

"Get the hell offa me"

>> No.2064613

I would rape her full force while licking her tears.

>> No.2064622

>>2064585
I wake up regularly to someone who looks kind of like her, whats your point. Although, she usually sleeps like a log and is next to me, she has been known to lay on top of me.

>> No.2064639

>>2064622
>I wake up regularly to someone who looks kind of like a hideous Lovecraftean monster, whats your point. Although, she usually sleeps like a log and is next to me, she has been known to lay on top of me.

I feel sorry for married men.

>> No.2064640

>>2064419

I would give more clothes on her, poor thing must be cold.

>> No.2064647

Stupid sister.

Stop showing me your fucking panties.
You look like a fucking whore.

>> No.2064655

>>2064639
I've lived with her most of my life anyways, I knew what I was getting into ahead of time. Married life has its pluses and minuses, just like single life does. It will get more interesting in half a year when I have to start learning more about parenting.

>> No.2064685

>>2064585
Miss my insides?

>> No.2064697

I'd wonder why the fuck there was a 2D image of a girl led on top of me, then tell her to piss the fuck off back to whatever universe she came from as I go outside on a regular basis and get legal, 3D women.

>> No.2064701

>>2064697
If you know it's a 2D image, why are you talking to it?

>> No.2064705

>>2064585
Scream like hell

>> No.2064741

>>2064419
I would ask for the source of the delicious little girl on top of me.

>> No.2064764

I'd ask her how she got in and then take her back to her own house.

>> No.2064787

Go back to sleep.

>> No.2064821

I know. I gotta BELIEVE

>> No.2064851
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2064851

Teach her the importance of free software, and the dangers and trouble of using proprietary software.

>> No.2064873

>>2064851
GPL IS NOT FREEDOM YOU FAGGOT! DEATH TO STALLMAN!!!!!

>> No.2064911

>>2064851
gb2 /g/ stallman

>> No.2065655

>>2064489

You have good dreams. My last dream was just how to play The Lion King on a TV when it was recorded on a Nintendo 8-Bit cartridge with attached headphone cord.

I bet there were lolis who wanted to watch it, but somehow they hid in the background of the dream.

>> No.2065674

>>2064873
GPL = Freedom for users
BSD = Freedom for developers

Users outnumber developers, so GPL is more Free.

>> No.2065682

Wrap my arms around her and go back to sleep

>> No.2065735

>>2065674
YOUR LOGIC IS STUPID, STALLMAN.

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