Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Little girls are for marriage!

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[Anonymous No.]

Bully the shorties!

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>>20634193
share monster girl rape stories

[Anonymous No.]

SOFT SNEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>20634193
>Little girls are for

fug until the neighbors complain about the smell

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>>20634193
Imagine, if you will, a steak on legs wandering into a lion's den.
That's roughly what it's like to walk into any Sabbath branch that isn't Grelia's.

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>>20634222
One day, a man came home from a long business trip. As soon as he opened his front door, his birddog maidwife jumped all over him, weeping openly. They spent the entire weekend together in each other's arms, her letting him away from her for only minutes at a time despite his insistence he wouldn't be gone long, to the simultaneous embarrassment and warm nostalgia of the normally-industrious kiki.

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I have no idea what it is that's in the bottle but I love it!

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>>20634244
She should take better care of her horns, she'll worry everyone sick.

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>>20634233
I'd like to be invited by two competing faction familiars, each trying to beckon me towards them like I was a confused puppy.

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>>20634231
what does it smell like....?

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Ihope their is a splatoon like game in MGELand. Maybe its called MofuFighters or something else cutesy.

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>>20634264
>like I was a confused puppy
There are probably a lot of awful dating books and magazines with that as the exact premise.
>"Men are just like cute kobold pups! Lay a few ground rules, but give them everything else they ask for and make sure to play with them lots, and they're bound to love you!"
>excerpt from a unpublished manuscript found in your extremely single demon boss' personal items

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>>20634256
I wonder what's the daily care needed for a monster girl's big beautiful horns.
Aside from having her husband rub oil on them I can't come up with much.

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>>20634321
Bi-weekly filing, groove detailing, polishing, and in some cases, antler shed prep.

Also, some of them like to paint their horns, although this is seen as a very delinquent thing.

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i want a pepper pupper to sit on my face and lick my stomach

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>>20634299
>She gives a determined ‘Yosh!’ to herself, adjusts her glasses, tight blouse and pencil skirt, then walks from her office to your cubicle
>”Hey boss. What’s up?”
>she nods, then gives an awkward forced smile, and pulls out a tennis ball
>”L-look! See it? See this ball?”
>...
>”...U-Uh-“
>She half panicking throws it down the aisle, watching it bounce a few times before it rolls to the side of the workfloor next to the water cooler
>”G-get it! Get th-“
>she’s furiously blushing and you know that face means internal screaming
>she coughs once before straightening her blouse and briskly walking away with horrendously awkward rigidness, swiftly closing the door to her office behind her and closing the blinds around it
>you wince as you hear muffled screaming from that direction, and what sounds like a broken woman yelling ‘stupid, stupid, stupid, idiot, stupid!’ to herself
>five minutes later, she casually strides from her office back over to your desk, nonchalant and seemingly oblivious to all that just happened
>”Ah, Anon. Good to see you. I’m going to need those shipping reports by the end of the week. Keep up the good work though.”
>you awkwardly nod before she struts to the end of the hall, bending over to pick up the tennis ball
>she stands with the air of someone confused and curious, inspecting the ball before calling out to the floor
>”Whose tennis ball is this? Please don’t leave your things lying around the office, people! Don’t want to have to file an incident report, okay? Save the games for the break room!”
>she nods to herself, satisfied, before walking away
>you sigh to yourself and shake your head

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Awoo

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>>20634366
What a cute boss! Too adorable.

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>>20634366
It’s a good thing she’s got a phat bubble butt that she can shake like a, well, demon to fall back on for her awkwardness.

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>>20634366
Time to put in the two weeks notice.

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Flatties do not interest me. I only like nee-sans.

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>>20634422
Based and fufupilled

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>>20634372
i want to be warm on her tummy

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What if monsters disquesed them selves as regular animals?

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>>20634440
You'd have lots of shady tanuki selling "koi fish" and other assorted pets.

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>>20634440
Just wait until they get in heat, you arent going to be able to tell

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>>20634440
>see street fox
>say "I'm on to you"
>didn't expect it to scream "oh fuck!" And run away

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>>20634464
>How did you know?
>I didn't until now.

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>>20634366
This is the part part where you ask for her opinion on a marriage contract you've been drafting...

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>>20634468
For the third time this week, Suspicious Anon's habit of yelling at things has saved his virginity. That towel almost got him, though.

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On a scale from Elegant to Feral, where does your waifu's personality fall?
My waifu is pretty wild with short breaks for calm intimate moments with one another.

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>>20634526
Calm and collected but perverted.

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>>20634526
Elegantly feral.

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>>20634526
I always thought of dragons as being like cats in that they have a sort of natural dignity about them despite not being as smart as people think they are. I would call her graceful rather than elegant, but it's not a mastered, taught grace, but rather a natural one, like how you see a wolf or a tiger move in the wild.

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>>20634366
>>20634366
Makes me think of the manga I want to annoy the pretty boss. Awkward older women who put up a confident front are too cute.

That and sensei lock-on are great examples of cute relationships like this.

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>>20634526
The very height of elegance.

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>>20634526
Very gentle

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>>20634526
Elegant, save her tendency to make innuendo.

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>>20634242
wat

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>>20634591
Just apply mating press until no longer elegant.

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>>20634596
I bet she goes into blob form and just wait for her husbands goes to work and wait for him to come home.

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>>20634636
>"Bye bye, Mastah! Work hard but not too hard, okay?!"
>Master leaves with his favorite shog-mug full of delicious coffee.
>Shoggoth cheerfully completes all her chores in about three hours, hums to herself for an hour, then eventually just melts into a big featureless purple puddle with just a hint of melancholy

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>>20634526
Collected and smug. Until she really gets going, then the brakes come off.

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>>20634440
I'd 100% fall for this with every catgirl in town. Goddamn. Every time you think you'll get to huff a kitty it turns into a cute girl and you have to huff her instead.

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>>20634676
>big featureless purple puddle
But why would she go into her ahegao form when she's bored...? Did she start to masturbate furiously the moment he left?

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>>20634692
That's what you get for trying to huff random cats.

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>>20634694
I think Shog ahegao would be more like them collapsing into a messy splat unexpectedly, like dropping some soft food in the kitchen. If it was particularly intense you'd see household objects and purple body parts materialize for a minute, lazily flail, then dissolve again with heart-shaped puffs of smoke. It'd take a long time for her to literally pull herself back together, but when she does her "heart" would glow so strongly she'd need to immediately produce sunglasses for her master to wear.

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>>20634719
>Fucking your meido in the bed when suddenly she and the bed melt into a blob of purple jelly
Gonna keep going until I cum, ffs.

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>>20634193
What are the limits of necromancy in MGE? Do you need to have the original body?

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>>20634903
Frankenstein please, all you need is ze brain.

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>>20634915
I thought you need a spinal cord too?

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>>20634921
Who needs a spine when you have carbon rods?

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>>20634526
Emotionless and kuudere on the outside and a clingy perverted cock obsessed slut on the inside.

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>>20634193
Would Danukis be angery at Wolf Goddess and her merchant husbando because the Danuki Corp/Danuki Industries can't buy them out because said Wolfe Goddess and her Merchant Husbando refuse to sell their business to the Raccoon Dogs?

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>>20635029
do they want to turn their hotspring into a corrupting pool?

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>>20635029
Why did you post the worst Holo image you could find.

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>>20635241
Same reason why he made an epic merchant meme when Danuki don’t exploit monsters.

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>>20635037
Perhaps yes? That's why the D'Nukis are mad. Holidays and Lawrence refuse to sell their hotspring to MGE Mamono because the Danukis will charge super extra and for seemingly useless premiums, such a crime indeed!

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Reminder that older sister x younger brother is the patrician type of incest next to aunt x nephew.
>>20635287
Damned off-site trash.

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>>20635292
Stop pushing this shit retard.

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>>20635297
I think on average people like every incestual pairing bar father x daughter, and even then we still got a handful of those folks around here as well.

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>>20635315
To be fair I think most people's hate of father daughter incest is associated with KDF. I've never really seen anyone really care about mousefag's daughter wives.

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>>20635315
Shota x momster types who act all judgemental when someone mentions daughteru dicking are the worst though.
I say this as someone who only likes imouto and onee-san stuff.

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>>20634526
Elegant that goes feral when feeding

[Anonymous No.]

S-so you wanna join the mile high club?

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>>20635367
No I don't Wana get jet lag!!!

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>>20635372
Goddammit Wurmborn.

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>>20635315
I don't want children. And I probably wouldn't have sex with my MGE daughter if I did. Although more that I refuse to cheat on my wife rather than any human morals since monsters aren't human and mamono mana makes incest not matter. I do kind of like the I idea of being called daddy by my non related spell of pedomorphasis created loli wife. But more in a fetishy way and honestly I think daddy sounds better as an English replacement for the Sabbath onii-chan.

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>>20634193
>Cursed Armor Girls: Power Armor and Exoskeletons are for pussies! Weaklings! Don't wear those metal suits, WEAR ME!"

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>>20635391
No need to post off topic images.

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>>20635315
Single man x adopted monster daughteru is the best kind of incest pairing.

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>>20635391
Advanced Warfare was a shit game. Please excuse yourself from the thread.

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>>20634242
0/10 no rape

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>>20634372
What are we going to do on the bed?

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>>20634692
Please stop huffing random animals.
It can't be good for you.

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>>20635621
Huff the fluff! Build up your resistance!

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>>20634372
>seemingly high-quality image from thumbnail
>open it
>piercings
This world has broken me for the last time

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>>20635701
You mad man! Stop it before you become a mofu addict! You'll have to sell your body to the ara ara fox gilfs of the mofu mafia to pay off your mofu debts!

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>>20635722
The most important places for piercings are covered, how disappointing.

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>>20634694
I think the implication is that she’s bored without her husband and she doesn’t bother keeping her human form.

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>>20635730
>You'll have to sell your body to the ara ara fox gilfs of the mofu mafia to pay off your mofu debts!
Do I have to be in debt in order to do that? Can't we just skip the unnecessary steps?

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>>20635730
But if I buy it in bulk, it's cheaper...

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>>20634526
She’s romantic and housewifely, but also excitable and energetic too.

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>>20635367
>Are we that high up? I’m scared of heights!

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>>20635812
Very well, if you are resigned to your fate, then kiss your godmomster on tail tip and ask to be her boyfriend.

>>20635818
It's the quality of mofu, not quantity.

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>>20635812
Gee, Anon, that would just make you a regular whore. You'd need to be a low down mofu to want a man you don't have to exploit into subservience. Better to just wiggle into their social circle instead.

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>>20635621
Do people actually randomly huff animals?

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>>20635851
>being a level 1 mofuslut
>not being a level 60 mofuhusband
That's how mofu works.

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>>20635880
Shouldn't level 60 be mofudad?

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>>20634526
Earthy.
It doesn't feel right to know her entire personality from the start though.
Instead of this specific one I'd be happy with similar. Maybe someone from her clan.

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>>20635865
Every cat I meet gets huffed and I have the scars to show it.

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>>20635899
Sometimes I forget where I am. Things like this remind me.

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>>20635921
Next you'll tell me you don't sniff girls' hair when riding on a crowded bus.

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>>20635944
Imagine her joy at feeling intimate touch in a new/transfigured bodypart.
A priestess working her way into foxhood would be a blast.

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>>20635934
No, actually.

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>>20635974
What a weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder.

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https://exhentai.org/g/1346936/1f46b8032e/

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>>20635730
Perfect.

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>>20635986
You're the weirdo.

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>>20635983
What is she mad about this time?

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>>20636124
You have a nose. They have pheromones. What is weirder, to use what nature has given or to ignore it?

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>>20636128
You took a practical joke too far again.
Stop watching those stupid sisters on MonTube.

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>>20634222
Once there was a man, stripped of everything. His name, his lands, his riches-- Left to die like a common wretch in the desert. His throat ached with want of water, his skin was sun browned. The wooden cross that he was bound to proved to be an insurmountable obstacle to his freedom. Then, sweet release. The sands gave way as he fell into a penitent stance. Pain and agony wracked his arms and legs after days of non-use, a half-full water skin left nearby for him to quench his thirst.

Trekking, lost and alone, the man could feel eyes upon him as he reached the oasis. Then-- An attack. With the great, leathery flapping of wings, the Manticore was upon him. She forced him to the sward, laughing madly the entire time. She smelled of sweat, musk, and the dirt. The more they struggled against one another, the more he could see the red flush in her face. The man launched his assailant into the waters of the oasis, using her body weight and momentum to assist his foot as a placeholder and pull of his arms. It was then he became vaguely aware of a dull, stinging sensation in his arm. She had pricked him-- Her venom surging through his body now.

With his good arm going numb, she attacked once more, pinning him to the ground beneath her massive paws. Her love was not gentle, clumsily guiding his flaccid cock into the silky, blisteringly hot depths of her vagina. She started slowly at first, rotating and gyrating her hips, before bucking wildly. His face was full of the beastly woman's scent, her breasts pressed forcefully against his cheeks to entice him. With his member swelling inside of her, the Manticore redoubled her efforts to keep her new mate captive, pressing all of her body weight into his, save for her hips bouncing on top of him. It wasn't until she could feel his third leg tensing that she bit into his shoulder, forcing him to the hilt until he could feel his glans bump against something. Gluttonously it drank his seed as he screamed into the fur lining her neck, the Manticore not once letting go of his shoulder with her fangs. She smiled, putting herself into a seated position, blood dripping down from her lips. It was then that his blood ran cold in his veins-- Knowing full well that she had no plan to stop until she was with cub.

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>>20636172
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Wowie we are dead. Anyone writing any stories?

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>>20636442
It's kinda normal at this hour

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>>20636442
I keep going back and forth on whether to share a pastebin link. Kinda busy atm irl

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>>20636442
My laptop died on me
So not really
Im here if you want to talk writing, or elemental spirits, thats good too

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>>20636442
Would be writing more Derrota if I wasn't busy.

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>>20636442
I was lucky to be able to force myself to write the schlock two posts up from yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20636442
No, but my waifu is yakult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20636510
What happens when you mix detoll with yakult?

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>>20636442
Trying to figure out how I could write Event Horizon with monstergirls as a premise.
Not exactly sure how the hook should run, but I can envision a ship covered with sexual fluids and hearts instead of gory hell.
The crew would have to have disappeared more than killed each other, but the orgy scene could be largely intact.

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>>20636554
>Event Horizon with monstergirls
They ended up stumbling into Pandemonium

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>>20636442
I'm trying to. I haven't written for almost a year but have spent that time reading and listening to a bunch of audiobooks for ideas and to study decent prose. Hopefully that'll help a bit.
>>20636482
Sorry to hear that, Beast. I hope you can sort out a replacement soon.

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>>20636442
Two in the works, one of which is close to done. I've been hit with crippling lack of focus worsened by a series of mobage events, though.

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>>20635983
A Wisp probably snatched away that hero in training she has her eyes on

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>>20636024
I was waiting for this.

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>>20636998
Shut up Akihiko.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to live on a farm with a troll with huge tracts of land.

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>>20637086
Would you and your wife run the place yourself, or would you employ minotaur migrants to do the work?

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>>20634492

the tissue box will be his downfall

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>>20634692

>Vlad the Inhaler

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>>20637295
I would have many strong little trolls from plowing her fields and sowing the seeds every day.

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>>20634492
A Mindflayer takes a liking to him as an interesting patient.

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>>20636442
If I was cut out to be a writer, I'd write so much loli smut and age gap romance.

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgbox.com/g/Zta3sqEbgH

Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 28. Twitter's tag searching system seems to be fucked at the moment, so making a list with all the current drawfags that are still into MGE seems like a good plan. It'll be posted soon.
This concludes the weekly server announcement, good night anons.

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>>20637351
Fuck off faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20637351
Very nice. Hopefully High Orcs get more content throughout the year unlike Kakuens during her animal's year

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>>20637351
Didn't catch the druella bondage in my normal trawl, nice.
>Twitter's tag searching system seems to be fucked at the moment
About this, where the fuck did all the artists who used to use the english MGE tags on tumblr go? "monster girl encyclopedia" and #monstergirlencyclopedia are incredibly dead.

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>>20637402
Tumblr banned porn so lots of artists left.

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>>20637401
I'm still mad over Kakuen getting barely anything in 2018. Would sell my kidney for more full color porn of them.

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>>20637418
My bad, I meant which site. Those same searches are dead on twitter and the traffic didn't seem to go towards the JP tags.

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>>20637428
>Would sell my kidney for more full color porn of them.
You could just commission some.

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>>20637428
It takes a lot less than a kidney to get commissions.
Look at Gazerfag. He has only spent around 5k and every western artist I follow has done something for him.
Even Setz, for crying out loud.

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>>20637402
Try newgrounds, seen a bunch of new shit on there, some might've gone there instead of twitter.
Also, don't look into the druella bondage source, it's for the better, dude's apparently a guro artist, so I didn't bother looking into the rest of the set.

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>>20637445
Too bad I found that one on my own. You're correct, though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch a plain and timid human woman get corrupted into a big beautiful Ojou monster!

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>>20637524
Oh frittata

[Anonymous No.]

I would watch The thing and Evil dead with a Shoggy.

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>>20637633
Excuse me?

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>>20637649
>Evil dead
>Not John Carpenter's The Thing

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>>20637649
>”Mastah, look!”
>What is it Shoggy?
>”They are moving!”
>...
>It’s a television, Shoggy
>”Ah!”

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>>20637649
A Lich would be better for Evil Dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20637663
an Italian omelette with diced meat and vegetables

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>>20637690
Okay, why did you respond to my post with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20637649
>>20637667
Why is Shoggy so adorable and perfect and cute and silly and sexy and lovely? I ache that I can’t have her. I love Shoggoth so much!!!

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>>20637706
https://youtu.be/EZCifW6IGtk

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>>20637682
>Start watching horror movies with your Lich girlfriend
>She begins to get some ideas
Anon you don't know what you unleashed.

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>>20637439
Well, that is a valid way to get the money.

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>>20637808
Brain eater?

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>>20637649
I want to know shoggy is just watching me at all times silently

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>>20637682
I thought was more of demonic possession situation than pure necromancy. You might offend her.

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>>20637690
TASTE THE EGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>20637845

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>>20637820
Lich girlfriends wouldn't mess with your family like that, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20637848
Cute busty zombie girlfriend.

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>>20637714
I would want to "taste" her madness, if you know what I mean.

>>20637845
I would love to see the reaction of mgs when you give them a bowl of hard boiled eggs.

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>>20637649
>not posting full size

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>>20637891
I'd like to boop that heart.

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>>20637891
Please drain my sanity

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>>20637880
>All lamiae heart pupil
>Then they realized you overcooked them
I'm sure their reactions would still be sweet.

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>>20637891
>she becomes so many pixels she manifest into reality.
COOL SHOG!

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>>20637891
Size is completely arbitrary in the era of neural network upscaling.

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>>20637848
Dumb zombie that probably smells

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>>20637682
>>20637829
>Watch horror movies and play vidya with Lich
>She starts showing subtle signs of offence at all the evil necromancers and negative portrayal of pentagrams
>is concerned this obvious propaganda may affect your opinion of her and tries to appear friendlier after

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>>20637937
Rude.

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>>20637949
That zombie is made for bullying. It's fine!

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>>20637945
Just go Doomguy on her in the bedroom, she'll understand.

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>>20637964
>Doom
But that's even worse, pentagrams, undead and zombies are all shown as horrible murderous things that need destroying! She's going to get a complex over this!
Or just roll her eyes at the silly superstitious Earthian and remind herself to re-educate him later

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>>20637891
I want to teach a Shoggoth how to be a model citizen.

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>>20637945
>"Assistant. I wish to speak with you of a serious matter with upmost haste."
>Oh, hey. What's up?
>"I find it necessary to inform you that I have had zero urges to raise the dead in massive quantities and mobilize my army to conquer any neighbouring kingdoms today."
>...
>"None whatsoever. Please let your mind be completely at ease."
>Well, I guess that's for the best. Are we still on for breakfast, or...?
>"Affirmative. I wish to consume pancakes. A-and, um, please draw a little syrup heart again. Thank you."
>Embarrassed Lich noises intensify as she scurries back to the basement/her lab

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>>20637994
>Lich gf in a skimpy teacher outfit tries her best to "reeducate" Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>20638024
>"today"

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>>20638024
>"I find it necessary to inform you that I have had zero urges to raise the dead in massive quantities and mobilize my army to conquer any neighbouring kingdoms today."
What if I do?

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>>20637949
I heard that infected girls do it better anyway. She a cute.

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be honest anons, do your feet touch the ground when you doggy-style your waifu?

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>>20638035
Just because she wants to seem less evil is no excuse for inaccuracy.

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>>20637961
Bullying her thick ass and thighs more like

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>>20638058
She's over a foot taller than me. I imagine doggy style would be hard if not for her magic.

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>>20638066
Do not intercrural the zombie.

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>>20638058
You can make it work with a stepstool.

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>>20638078
I refuse your order!
Gonna paint her lower half white!

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>>20638086
NO

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>>20638058
well leaning on her back can be an option too, also its more personal since you can hug her. Its a hug-doggy.

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>>20638058
Wouldn't even be close unless she were to deliberately melt and lower herself, but floating in her mass would probably feel heavenly.

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>>20638058
Yes but hers don't.

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>>20637994
She won't care about all of that once you crush her phylactery with your bare hands and vanquish her with your dick until she's out of Argent energy.

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>>20638124
>Eat a raging mushroom
>Mick Gordon music starts playing
>Your wife only has a split second to ask you where its coming from before you rip and tear her panties.

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>>20638058
My feet don’t touch the ground whenever I’m around my giant sexy sinful snake. She wouldn’t allow it!

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>>20638058
>>20638101
This

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Has anyone here been autistic enough to write a personal character sheet on their waifu, to help with writing or imagining them?
I wrote a rough draft and its interesting how my view of her changed slightly when you make certain traits concrete.

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>>20638058
It depends. My waifu is a Night Gaunt. It depends if i'm transformed or in human form and I like to imagine her using magic items to transform between a small (maybe 4 and a half foot at the greatest) flat chested loli and a tall 6 foot ultra busty hour glass adult when ever we want.

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>>20638229
I've written a story or two if that counts, but mostly I have commissions.

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>>20638255
Naru is such a cutie.

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>>20638229
Sort of.
I have a not-harem of sorts and I've recently got around to writing down a few bits and pieces about them in open office for various reasons.

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>>20638229
I wrote a cringey thing where she captures an MGE setting version of me, that I will never post due to cringe.
I'm actually proud of the forceful kiss scene though, it was pretty hot if I do say so myself.

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>>20638269
She really is.

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>>20638058
Yes, and we do it very rough while I press her down to the floor as hard as I can, and she bucks her hips into me desperately. It's messy and fun.

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>>20638221
A Draph-sized Cheshire would be great to have around.

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>>20638255
the are cute and but I can't look at them in a sexual way. While I'm a total sucker for horns, I also orient towards huge woman with xbox heug tiddies.

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>>20638286

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>>20638229
I started to write a backstory and such for my waifu, started to become too cringe so I stooped.
Still have it though.

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>>20638229
Something like that. I haven't put it on paper but I did write about her to others before.

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>>20638229
I have trouble even talking about my waifu in this thread, without cringing myself.

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>>20638314
>Huge hips, thighs, and chest all on a small, smug package.
I love it.

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>>20638297
Very well then.

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>>20638299
Fuck off redditor

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>>20638297
>when you don't have that problem because your favorite girls are both the huge ones with huge tiddies and the tiny ones with huge tiddies

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>>20638343
>tfw no tall nee-chan who pampers you

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>>20638299
I don't like this

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>>20638367

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>>20638383
She purdy.

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>>20638359
Bigger girls can have more meat on them. Simple.
also big muscles.

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>>20638314
I bet she teleports to sit on your face whenever she can.

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>>20638299
Gross.

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>>20638299
hot

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>>20638370
That's why he's posting it

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Stop giving the faggot posting the Miia porn NTR shit (you)s.

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>>20638452
>Miia porn NTR shit
Are you alright?

[Anonymous No.]

not kerosene but kero kero, dudes. kero kero. kero kero forever. kero kero.

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>>20638481
You speak the truth.

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>>20638396
I'm a simple man who just want meat in the right place.

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Chocolate Elves got booty.

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>>20638460
Do you really not get that the context of the picture is Miia, who is constantly trying out various jobs in the manga, is trying out for a porn shoot?

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>>20638460
Are you 12 and have never seen a porn scene?

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>>20638521
How is it even ntr though?

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>>20638492
I want to watch the icy glare of a kunoichi melt into weepy tears as she calls me an idiot for making her so worried.

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>>20638532
Purityfags

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>>20638521
It's a harem, most girls are going to lose. Could be what she ends up doing if one of the other girls win.
Not everything that doesn't involve the MC has to be ntr.

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>>20638532
>How is it even ntr though?

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>>20638532
Do you even know the manga? She loves one guy with all her heart and is trying make money to give him rent money is reoccurring joke. So is her being too big for most jobs.

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>>20638521
Not him but I have never wanked to 3D porn in my life. Hell, I started out with stuff further divorced from reality than MGs.

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>>20638532
It's not. People just love their buzzwords.

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>>20638558
>>20638559
Are you telling me Miiafag loves NTR since he's the one with Miia?

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>>20638396
I have to agree with >>20638492, quality beats quantity.

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>>20638574
D-delete this.

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>>20638646
Hnnnnng

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>>20638646
Waking up from a nightmare to see something like this would be wonderful. Not that a monstergirl with magic would let her husband suffer them in the first place

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>>20638646
I can’t tell. Who is talking here? Did she have the nightmare or did we?

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>>20638673
I want to wake up to a Nightmare.

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>>20638229
I've got plenty of people doing the imagining for me, enough so that the different camps have come up with a half dozen internally consistent variations.
Doesn't seem like I'd get with her in a MG scenario, I'd be hooking up with her dumpier great niece who I met online or something.

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>>20638646
Cow tits improve every day!

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>>20638673
They might be magic, but they're not omnipotent. The important thing is that they always do their best because they love their husband!

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>>20638737
>cosplay shit
Go away faggot.

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>>20638673
Honestly it depends. Besides a Nightmare I could see a Mindflayer helping people with chronic nightmares but unless it's something like him having night terrors I'm not sure a normal non Nightmare could really help with a random dream someone may have.

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>>20638738
Holsts are good girls.

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>>20638803
That they are.

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>>20638789
I'm really surprised MGE succubi don't have dream powers, since that's one of their defining traits.

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New commission. From the same artist who did this one from a while back: http://i.imgur.com/cMKnLyZ.jpg
I don't believe he has a gallery page anywhere, though.

>>20637443
Definitely more than 5k by now, anon. You have a good point though.
Fun Fact: the first commission I ever got was one from setz. Everything I got before that was gifts or requests.

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>>20638834
Because that is supposed to be the Nightmare's gimmick.

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>>20638646
Bless Matt and his staunch defense of mega tits
Bless him

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>>20638834
Actually, from the Censer of Dreams article it seems some succubi may indeed have dream powers, its just a pretty advanced ability.

>Basically it is impossible to interfere with other's dreams from outside, but if it is a high ranking inma skilled in manipulating dreams, or a "Nightmare" with the power to enter dreams, although it is not exactly a dream, it is possible to penetrate into this dream world and interfere, becoming a part of the pleasures that men dream of.

"Inma" by the way is another word KC uses for succubi, but it doesn't necessarily refer to just the succubus species and can refer to imps and other such creatures as well.

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>>20638861
I wonder if some high level demons go into devout order priests(male) minds when they sleep and give them some wicked wet dreams. Also wonder how long it takes them to succumb and sign her dream Contract.

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>>20638845
Based. Anything less than Cowgirl Mattie’s default size is simply far too small and must be thrown back.

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>>20638842
Cute feet.

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>>20638919
For me, it’s Vanessa.

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>>20638842
That one's absolutely fantastic. Shame he doesn't have a gallery.

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>>20638938
Seven and a half feet of muscle, titty and ass

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>>20638956
too big

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>>20638842

Bushy bushy bushy tail.

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>>20638976
no problems with that, everyone has their preferances

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>>20638956
Perfect.

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>>20638976
You do you, imma do big titcows.
>>20639010
Amen.

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>>20638845
>>20638919
>>20638938
Alright, I'll bite. Who's this?

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>>20639045
Matsu-sensei/Graphiteknight/sepiascribe
Draws huge titties in a cute and comfy manner
For me personally, shaped my interest in 2D from a young age all the way back when he did tf2-tans

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>>20639102
N-Nee-san is leaking!

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>>20639173
That's a natural occurrence for neesans.
One should only worry if its accompanied by swelling.

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If the portals opened would anyone else here go on a fucking spree across the species? I'd want to get my dick wet through my top 5 at least.

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>>20639301
>Anon then gets husbando'd by the starting slime

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>>20639310
They're stickier than they look okay

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>>20639325
I don't usually like Manticores, but I really like fiship Manticores.

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>>20639310
I've just got a lot of pent up lust and want to try a few different species before settling down with the one woman I'll be trapped with forever.

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>>20639346
I've got a lot of pent up lust too anon, but mine is all reserved for my waifu.

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>>20639346
They always say that. Then they fall head over heels in love with the first monster that sport a naked apron the next morning offering to calm that morning wood and rumbling belly.

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>>20639301
I have a waifu and I would only ever accept that species. Getting a mana marker is the first thing I would do.

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>>20639394
Fuck it, fine. I'll start with my waifu species.

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>>20639416
That's even worse.

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>>20639416
And look at the possibilities, anon. Polymorph magic and potions are a thing. All your pent up lust, all the while connecting with your waifu as well.

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>>20639301
For me:
1. (Recommended) Get a mana marker.
2. Ask for directions to the nearest volcanic-neighboring society.
3. Probably get lost there like an idiot.
4. Run into her.
5. Drop immense amounts of spaghetti.
6. Rape™
7. I pass out and she hauls me back to her place.

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I'm running straight to the desert to find my (at the time still normal sized) Apophis mistress. Coincidentally, her pharaoh won't have to worry about any overthrowing once I arrive- I'll be too busy helping her turn into a giant hedonistic layabout for her to care about any of that anymore!

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>>20639301
Nope, I'd go there, get something to make me a shota and start anew.

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>>20639301
That's a good way to end with some girl you don't want. I'd try to find my favorite species, but I don't think I'd last long enough.

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>>20639301
More like a denying spree. This body is for Wendigo only. Talk about a confidence booster before my inevitable rape.

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>>20639394
I wanna make a demon's day.

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Well...this exists unfortunately.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=72669261

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>>20639517
Even in the snowy realms you should keep your guard up though.

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>>20639523
Fuck off nigger.

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>>20639523
You don't have to be like this.

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>>20639523
And you post it because you're attention whore faggot

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>>20639301
I would be tempted to fuck my top 5. Or top 10. Or top 15. Or top 20. 20 lolis of different species

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>>20639528
This is exactly what I want but with a Wendi coat instead. Im so cold I just slide it on completely forgetting its going to suck me into her realm. I hope its warm in there.

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Around elves, watch yourselves.

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>>20639301
Filthy casual.

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>>20639561
Very warm indeed.

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>>20639301

I think she'd find me. Ratatoskrs know these things.

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Ready for your checkup?

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>>20639574
>Anon makes it his mission to fuck one of every species
>Starts off with sandworm
>She refuses to leave him go
>He lives the rest of his life in a sandworm's mouth

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>>20639631
You might be able to convince a slime to join you inside. It seems plenty moist in a sandworm.

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>>20639644
Maybe. But personally I'd want the sandworm as my one and only wife. They're just not harem-minded girls; at least, they don't appear like they're fit for that sort of life.

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Which Baphomets would find it easy to continue their work in our world? As in what their Sabbath normally does.

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>>20638229
I don’t think I could bring myself to write about the wives for more than a few sentences at a time. Whenever I talk about them it only fills me with shame and a sense of worthlessness, it’s why I usually just stick to posting new commissions of them whenever they arrive.

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>>20639667
Assuming magic doesn't work if they come to our world, I'd say Marune's farming Sabbath might be the only one with a chance. Sure they utilize magic, but its not their main focus.

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>>20639667

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>>20639575
Cute!

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>>20639705
does their medicine help heal human men without pumping monster mana into their bloodstream to make them incubi or anything? because what if i wanted to save my virginity for the right woman

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>>20639718
>non-tongue body parts still reaching out to caress him
There is something so cute about the monster/non-humanoid portions of a monstergirl being just as (or even more) lovey dovey than the main body. Sandworms, Medusas, Shoggoths, every time it comes up it is so adorable.

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>>20639756
Yes. Also you can become an incubus without having a monster waifu. That raises your husbando market value drasticslly, be warned

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>>20639764
Wholesome.

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>>20639764
>just as (or even more) lovey dovey than the main body.
This is 100% the best part of medusa.

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>>20639781
That's the stuff. How could anyone resist loving and protecting something so pure?

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has science gone too far? no, it hasn't, my friends in fact, we're way behind, judging from this pic

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>>20639803
I like the rock tipped tail. Looks good for smashing things.

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>>20639807
>Not posting the full pic

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>>20639807
>Hellhound that thinks she's a Kobold
>Kobold that thinks she's a Hellhound
Buddy-cop hit of the year!

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>>20639667
I forgot, what does Runya Runya do?

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>>20639823
She's the Sleepy Magical Archive!

Whereas Shirokuto studies magic, Runya gathers and archives information on magic, as well as organizing the information to provide it to others. Her organization also works in some non-magical information gathering.

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>>20639823
That Sabbath is research & publishing for the most part.
Hence why World Guide III was written by Runya herself.

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You didn't forget her birthday did you?

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>>20639848
I didn't particularly care.

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>>20639848
what's her appeal? does she rape me in front of laughing monster girls? does she like headpets when she feels like it? is she a powerful monster like baphomet and lilem? is there loli art of her?

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>>20639881
>lilem

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>>20639881
>is there loli art of her?

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>>20639881
You don't know what the MGE jabberwock is?

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>>20639885

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>>20639904
when we get a hydra and a yamata no orochi monster girl, she's gonna have the same kind of body type as jobberwock with multiple heads being the monster-looking heads.

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>>20639920
to be frank, this is one of the most disgusting works regarding lilim

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cum on a loli Kiki's tum!

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>>20639667
It is proving difficult to not bully shirokuto acolytes for being out of touch grandmas.

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I'd like to thiink that Runya Runya more or less wrote the word guide to say that Baphomets are perfectly capable of being taken by anyone. It's not like their lonely lolis or anything...

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i think i would do a big milf slime made entirely out of vaginal cum, does that sound weird? or nah?

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>>20639964
This isn't even exclusive to Baphs.
Everyone sees these high rank monsters and thinks "man they're way out of my league" or "it's impossible that I'd find one" and the reality is they'd love nothing more than to get a regular husband. Underling interception is a bitch.

Pic very, very much related.

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I'd love to read monstergirl-authored greentexts and short stories. Just little things like a demon writing about effortlessly seducing someone into a contract using her raw oozing sexuality, but from the awkwardness of her descriptions you can tell she's just sort of an earnest dork. Or a kobold-authored thing that is mostly describing happy emotions tied to events in sequential order. I know of the official stuff written from a monstergirl's perspective, I just wish there was more of it and fan content in that genre.

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>>20634193
>"Hmmph! Stupid Normies complaining about the first episode rape scene! They say Goblin Slayer not only make the Order look stupid, but it also depicts Order men and men in general weak and can't beat Monstergirls! Hah, I bet Normies never read the graphic novel and the part where the High Elven Archer Guy slaughters nearly an army of Goblin girls that tried to rape him! That'll show the Normies complaining! Wait til they see that badass scene of High Elf Archer Guy killing all those Gobbo thots and they'll change their minds of what they say about Goblin Slayer-
>And just like the IRL Gob Killer anime, it never showcased the part where elf girl scores massive kills against gobbos that tried to raep her
>"Illias fucking dammit!

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>>20639977

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>>20639987
Are you the same faggot who wrote long-winded rants about the DL's husband?

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>>20639998
He absolutely is.

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>>20638255
Grrr what a lucky guy Gran is. Has super hot and sexy babes as his teammates and subordinates. Gran of GranBlue Fantasy would likely be prime incubuzation material would he?

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>>20639928
How does it feel to be gay, anon?

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>>20639982
Saphirette!
Tall, graceful yet still voluptuous and sexy!
Cute, smart and casually lewd!
She predicts a 72% chance of snow this evening!
Saphirette! Please date her!

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>>20639984
I really like those 2 or 3 line excerpts and anecdotes KC will sometimes throw in at the end of chapters.
Kind of hard to adapt that tastefully though.

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>>20640020
I'm imagining her elementals saying this desperately to a potential suitor, while Saph herself is too engrossed in a book not paying attention to the chance that's fallen right into her office. Poor girl.

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>>20640035
Saph seems like the kind of qt who has a character sheet for herself describing all of her sexual qualities and statistics as well as which positions she knows (she's practiced on her dark matter ball), to the point of it being more genuinely interesting rather than sexually arousing.
>"Please consider me for eternal courtship. I can be contacted at this address for further inquiries."

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>>20639818
>>20639815
>tfw no hellhound who will gently cuddle you into the ground
>tfw no kobold who talks a big game but can’t quite deliver
It’s like those huge dogs that try to sit on your lap in the first case and chihuahuas in the second

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>>20639984
>a kobold-authored thing that is mostly describing happy emotions tied to events in sequential order
Do you have an example?

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>>20640077
>Monster girls with huge paws using a scattershot like a pistol

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>>20639848

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>>20640104
>monstergirls with huge paws
that's all I need

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>>20640137
>slow down FATTY
Jubjub is hardly one to talk.

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>>20639998
>>20640007
>Are you the same faggot who wrote long-winded rants about the DL's husband?

Nani???

I admit I copy paste what I posted a few threads ago. But what is this long winded rants you're talking about the DL's husband you're on about? Did someone's headcanon trigger some folk here?

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>>20640174
There was this guy who posted these long rambling posts about the Demon Lord's husband. This guy would always quote the OP in his posts just like you.

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>>20640009
He would definitely be hero tier.

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>>20640156
Oh no! Husband's cock isn't in me! This will not do!

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I want to tie my naked Kobold waifu up in a nice tight rope body harness and then lead her around the house on all fours with a leash! Then I'm gonna let her suck me off for hours and hours!

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>>20639998
>>20640007
>>20640188
OOOOGA BOOGA!!!

C'mon guys let it go. It been what? A year and or many months since that guy posted about? Or is it because that guy and his posts where of /tg/'s /mgw/ origin?

Teegee Boogeyman still a meme in these threads?

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>>20640232
Hey man I'm not knocking your life choices or anything but there's a whole board for people who wanna talk about cute boys and this thread ain't it chief

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>>20640137
I could see how that would be a problem. With how hedonistic monsters are, they would love eating lots just because it tastes good.

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>>20640203
I miss when KDF was into femdom.

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>>20639987
>>20640232
Go gush over your husbando on /cm/ or /v/ you colossal butt pirate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20640243
Just like my Apophis mistress

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>>20640250
Let it go anon, Let it go.

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>>20640247
???

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>>20640260
You should stop defending faggotry too, Yeti spammer.

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>>20640260
>>20640260
Blow your brains out, /tg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20640260
Once again, an avatarfag proves himself to be a huge gay nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20640260
>Yeti125
I thought Wiki filenames were dead, guess not

[Anonymous No.]

Big armored wolfu raiders.

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>>20640247
I never stopped liking femdom anon, I just prefer maledom as I am sure you already know. I would be A-ok with my waifu dressing herself in a sexy latex cop outfit and 'arresting' me.

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>>20640295
You just have to ruin everything with latex.

[Anonymous No.]

>wiki filenames
>posting elf boys
>/tg/

It's the perfect storm.

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>>20640300
And only the posts complaining about it will get deleted since mods are faggots.

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>>20640232
>Teegee Boogeyman still a meme in these threads?
It's not a boogeyman if they're real.
>>/jp/thread/S20615742#p20620114
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/63983891/#64008538
>>20640299
Fuck you, latex is god-tier.

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>>20640299
It's our biggest fetish anon, you say ruin but I say wonderfully enhance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20640309
>slime in latex
sweet mamma jamma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20640232
>being this much of an uppity cunt about posting shit that has no place here

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https://twitter.com/munoumatsu/status/1061236454607605761?s=09

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>>20640356
Those sounds are grotesque.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to want to be challenged by my big strong waifu to hand to hand combat when we first meet? Not only that but to get completely destroyed by her because 1. I can't fight and 2. I can't hit a girl let alone my waifu. Once she's done pummeling me she dusts me off and carries me home to care for me and train me until I don't get absolutely destroyed by her. Is that weird?

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>>20640356

Why is it yellow

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>>20640362
Fitting since the artist draws nasty shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20640370
Wasn't he the guy who drew the futa hellhound with a dick nearly as big her body?

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>>20640363
Not at all.

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>>20639982
It turns out that Shirokuto's teasing is a gentle way of trying to find a husband. And Runya wants someone to sleep with.

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>>20640363
can you train with a h'orc?

[Anonymous No.]

>Backpacker Anon arrives at the Egyptian Kingdom after a long journey on a merchant caravan leading through the desert.
>This plays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzeOWnnSNjg

[Anonymous No.]

>>20640418
Id be too busy sniffing her up and down to really learn anything.

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>>20640428

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna eat ropu's panties

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you make a loli Hellhound huff cayenne pepper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20640477
Anon no! panties are not food!

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>>20640481
Don't know, too busy pumping fat hellpup butt.

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>>20640464
>Tark~ Is that youuuu?~

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>>20640481
pepper puppers can be dangerous if you get them worked up

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>>20640483
But they're flavored!

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>>20640493
>pepper puppers
Fuck me, that is a great cutesy pet name for a Hellhound.

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>>20640493
>>20640509

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>>20640369
Pee is stored in the balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>20640426
Just be careful. If you hear any Pat Metheny, you know snot is about to go down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20640510
Pump the Pepper Pupper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20640509
I desire a hellpup with a progressively fatter bottom

[Anonymous No.]

>>20640198
A good jubjub's husband would never pull his dick out of his wife other than for switching holes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20640549
DO NOT pee in your waifu

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>>20637667
>shoggy researches electronics so she can emulate them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75WFTHpOw8Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>20640539
Fat-bottomed Hounds make the rocking world go round.

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>>20640539
It'll be a face seeking bottom.

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>>20640553
>Shoggy's created television can play normal programming from satellite (She worked very hard to make this possible!) but can also play 'original shog programming' on request
>One lazy day as she's cooking in the kitchen you decide to flip to channel -1 to see what it's like
>A black and white programme starts up, similar yet legally distinct to a 'leave it to beaver' kind of show
>Only every single character is played by Shoggy
>Except for you, of course
>Its not bad, all things considered, but she clearly has completely missed the point of some of the morals of these kinds of shows
>For instance, when little shoggy fell down the well, the well was sealed off, with everyone agreeing that wells are bad and laughing as the shoggy who fell seeps up through the ground
>the advertisements are adorable, starting with Shoggy asking questions as if she's about to pitch a product, then saying 'well, thats why you have your meido mastah! I can handle all your frustrations!'

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>>20640464
I'd love to see this face looking down at me after a sparring match.
>"That sure look like it hurt a little".
>"C'mon let's get you cleaned, you did better today. Lasted a little longer".
>Smug Fufu-ing as she helps you to your feet and brings you inside.
>Amazing recovery sex that night is enough to get you motivated for tomorrows ass kicking.

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>>20640588
Cute! I hope Shoggy is an endearingly bad actresses at first because she is always doing her best, but as time goes on and you start getting to channels like e^ix she really starts putting on a show!

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>>20640600
Yes, of course. On -1 she is almost always looking at the camera (because its where you are) and comes in on her lines far too early, sometimes even doing second takes without a break for editing. But once you start getting to the irrational numbered channels, she's a regular artiste on screen!

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>>20640588
>shoggy infomercials playing late at night
>"Has this ever happened to you?" asks shog's narration
>it runs through a montage of everything that could possibly happen to a person in a few seconds
>it comes out as just loud buzzing and flashing colours
>"Call this number to get premium shoggoth service now."
>dial the number on your iShog, dial tone is just her giggling
>"Silly~"

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>>20640600
>>20640608
>Flip to the next channel
>Its an imitation of 24 hour news programming
>One Shoggy in a suit is having a heated debate with another of herself in a different suit
>They're arguing over whether japanese style or victorian style maid outfits are better for the united mastah of mastah
>"You are are the most degenerate piece of mundane euclidean goo to ever crawl out of antartica!"
>"This mastah- this mastah- lets dispel with this fiction that mastah doesn't mind which outfit we wear, mastah knows exactly which outfit he prefers!"
>"There it is, the pre-scripted soundbite speech!"
>"Well its the truth! Mast-"
>Real Shoggy slithers into the living room shaking her head
>"Ah mastah. Politics are so boring. Why not change to something else?"
>You notice her outfit is a strange cross between a victorian and a japanese outfit and wonder if these channels may be actively going on in her brains at right this moment...

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>>20640642
Chinese meido outfits are better anyway

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>>20640627
Oh that cutiepie, I would start kissing the phone all over for that.
While I like my Shoggy to be 90% strange and otherworldly, I do hope that she's still ticklish

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>>20640627
If you call your maid on your iShog while she's still in the room, does she call you silly from the phone or from herself?

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>>20640661
She probably just gives you a kiss on the cheek through the receiver, because you already know you are the silliest.

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>>20640664
An ingenious solution. Shoggoths are truly wise souls.

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>>20640661
>Call your maid on your iShog while she's in the room just to be cute and to find out what she'll do
>Her voice over the phone answers while her regular self seems to not change
>Smirk and say "I love you meido" into the phone before putting it down on the table
>Hear "I love you too mastah~" in your head
>...even though you... already put the phone down...
>Shoggy's smile widens as you freak out a little

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>>20640654
>ticklish

Whenever the floors creak or you hear the furnace or fridge turn on, that's her laughing and squirming. Don't walk around in fuzzy socks unless you know what you're doing.

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>>20640664
I wonder what happens when a man and his Shoggoth meet another man and his shoggoth
And one of them nonchalantly calls their own master the silliest master while in earshot of the other couple

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>>20640675
What would happen if you took 4 ishogs and had them all call each other with popcorn in the middle?

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>>20640679
That's delightful and ingenious, actually. Those sounds could still happen then but would have so much more meaning to them.
I wonder if a particularly skilled Shoggoth could make it seem like there's light rain hitting the house even though there isn't any. To help me sleep, you see.

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I had my wisdom teeth extracted today. What are some ways the more rough MGs would comfort someone like me?

Like a Jinko, Ushi-Oni, like those.

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>>20640688
>"Radiation? Oh mastah don't be so silly~ everyone knows radiation is just a myth!"

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>>20640703
Rape you to the point that the only pain you're feeling is in your pelvis, not your mouth.

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>>20640675
Sometimes Shogs are slightly too scary.

>>20640679
That's really adorable too. It'd be fun to start playing with random objects around the house and see which ones react, though you might accidentally actually pick up a real object and just think it's Shoggy managing to hold it in really well for once.

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>>20639301
I'd help people find their waifus, protecting others on their journeys then die alone and cold in a pool of my own blood. When Eros sends her angels I'll ask for sweet oblivion; total destruction of both body and soul. I'll go smiling.

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>>20640577
Didn't you mean to say that the fat bottomed lolihound's face is bedsheet- and ground-seeking

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>>20640711
>Sensually making out with a vase and licking it all around
>Shoggoth silently approaches and has a puzzled smile
>"Mastah, is this something your species does normally?"
>Awkwardly put the vase down and sheepishly leave the room


>...When you're out of earshot shoggy's fake mask over her face dissolves and her panting ahegao is revealed while she braces herself against the wall, the vase melting into the floor

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>>20640588
>the well was sealed off, with everyone agreeing that wells are bad and laughing as the shoggy who fell seeps up through the ground
Shoggy that’s spooky!

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I want to make a Kobold cum when I whistle.

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>>20640711
>rub socks on the carpet really, really hard to build a static charge
>touch doorknob expecting a shock
>it's just kinda moist
>you've made your entire house horny

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>>20640675
>Freaking out over a shoggoth's antics
Sounds like you still have some sanity points. Don't worry, she'll get rid of those real quick and break you to the point of madness, a happy madness. A happy madness filled with bliss and pleasure. Give in, and let her take control of your mind.

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>>20640725
No

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>>20640732
Pavlov pls go

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>>20640703
>make sure you've got enough pain meds
>gently bullies you when you're high on pain meds
>prepares food you can eat
>makes sure your comfortable
>tenderly reverse mating presses you through the bed

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Imagine any mofu girl trying to hit on you but you're preoccupied huffing her fluff

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>>20640703
She'd give you a big, wet kiss that takes the pain away. After the kiss is done, though, it comes back. Are you a bad enough dude to kiss-slut yourself out for an entire day?

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>>20640740
Ah, I wish so bad for that to be real...

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>>20636442
I'm torn between an idea I kinda said I'd do and an idea that's incredibly stupid but feels appealing to me.

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>>20640761
This is probably the only time you'd ever hear a monster girl say "H-hey, eyes up here!"

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>>20640588
What happens if you teach Shoggy “happily ever after”? Her sense of time could make this proposition complicated.

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>>20640691
Shogs would surely understand how much mastahs love comfy ambient noise and ASMR. It's just another way to spoil him.

>she brushes her hair and hums to herself right next to you, even though she doesn't need to
>sometimes she sings in the shower
>you can hear snow lightly hitting the windows at all times, or cicadas in the distance depending on her mood
>she makes a point of breathing and sighing audibly next to you when you're going to sleep

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>>20640761

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>>20640706
But then how does light work?

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>>20640789
Rays come out of your eyes, obviously.

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>>20640789
>shoggoth casually reveals all the secrets and mysteries of physics and the visible light spectrum

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What does the word "waifu" means to you?

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>>20640756
>bullies you when you're high on pain meds
Shit girl.

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>>20640797
>means
*mean
Goddammit.

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>>20640794
Just the visible spectrum? I wouldn't be surprised if she could see further.
Maybe master doesn't know just how radiant he is.

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>>20640797
Some word a bunch of pathetic losers like myself use to describe their idealized unrealistic woman.

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>>20640797
The dude from azumanga daioh

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>>20640797
It's that girl I kiss goodnight even though she's never been there.

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>>20640797
The ultimate perfect partner, eternally bound by fate though one may have varying conceptions of her at different times. Most likely just a silly fantasy but even if it's just that then having one is more comforting than a normie relationship.

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>>20640137
>Fatty
Wow, absolutely rude

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>>20640776
>"Oh, but that's so soon! Don't worry Mastah, we'll have much more time than that~"
>>20640785
I may just swoon at the mere prospect. Not to mention the joy of her eventually timing all these little noises with my heartbeat.

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So what's the marriage status of the various Baphomets? Any of them specifically single besides Bapho-sama?

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>>20640802
It turns out the electromagnetic is cursed. The visible spectrum just less so. You know how, if you receive only very limited stimuli, you start to perceive minute differences? It’s like that. The whole universe is actually purple, it’s just that humans and other animals evolved to see the different shades differently to give themselves a survival advantage.

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>>20640831
The general assumption is they're all single.

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>>20640797
My other half. Someone whose personality and individual traits compliment mine and fill in the gaps. Someone who's just happy to have me around, and who I can be completely calm and off-guard around. Someone who understands exactly what I mean when I say something. Someone who makes me want to be better just for her.

My favorite person.

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>>20640826
>Shoggy! What did I say about setting up death flags?

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>>20640831
Momonika has an unnamed [YOU] as indicated by the Magic Mirror entry. None of the others have anything mentioned.

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>>20640797
Something that gets thrown around way too often. For that reason, you must think beyond mere waifu; to something that reacts to you alone.

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>>20640836
>The whole universe is actually purple

Sounds like shoggoth propaganda to me. Apophis would probably start preaching it too.

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>>20640842
>>20640815
you cats are crazy.

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>>20640847
You mean like “honey bunch”?

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>>20640843
>"Ah! Sorry mastah~"
>She pulls out a massive cleaver
>"Lets just get it out of the way then~"
>Fucking bisects you straight through the fucking middle
>...where it harmlessly passes through your tttttttttotally n o r m a l body
>Give her an exaggerated pouting look as she giggles
Forever master!
Forever!
Forever!

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>>20640797
wife but pronounced in katakana

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>>20640850
I’ve actually had that conspiracy theory about the universe since I was in grade school. Am I marked for a Shog?

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what if your harem became so huge that it started doing crazy shit like say oh, idk, maybe start a civilization where you're god, use your semen as currency, or maybe recording the longest sex time for each waifu for experimentation

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>>20640858
What happens if a Shog’s master refuses to believe her eldridtch shenanigans are anything more than parlor tricks?

[Anonymous No.]

What is your favorite non piscine mermaid?

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>>20640873
She would think that's very silly of him to say.

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>>20640872
Like I needed any more reasons to stick with monogamy.

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>>20640854
'Honey bunch', 'beloved', 'pumpkin', 'hunny-bunny', whatever makes your heart race in a way unique to yourself. I'm in no place to judge or comment; one of those self-discovery things if you believe in that sort of nonsense.

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>>20640874
Orcas are pretty neat.

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>>20640878
I just can’t get past “Darling” it’s such a men phrase, but it has such love and devotion behind it too.

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>>20640874
the dolphin mermaid, imagine a dolphin mermaid just popping out of the water to hump you against the dry ground against your will and everyone around you is laughing because they think it's pretend sex even though the dolphin mermaid was quick enough to pull your dick out and shove it in her dolphin cloaca and go with the flow while you are on the ground getting raped and your face turns into a nice shade of strawberry red

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>>20640872
>119 occurrences in 31 hours and 12 minutes
>About 15 minutes, 44 seconds between occurrences
>Frequency of 1.06 miliHertz

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>>20640873
She, still smiling, approaches him as normally as possible.
>"Is that what you believe, anon?"
>Her accent is normal, she's speaking normal, she's retracted all of her tendrils and is walking on damn believable human legs
>"That this is all just the tricks of a shy uncertain girl?"
>She strides closer, her skin becoming less translucent, more opaque and paling to an almost acceptably human range of color, though still with gentle purplish tinge
>Her eyes form almost realistic pupils and her irises remain yellow while the area outside of them turns imitation off white
>"If that's what you believe, Anon-"
>She places a hand on your chest while looking up
>"If that's what it takes for us to be together, in any way possible..."
>She leans forward and stands on her toes to go face to face with you
>"If that's what you need to believe for me to serve you and l-love you..."
>You pause as she does, looking down at the most believably human face she could possibly muster
>"...Well, that's just silly~"
>She smiles and instantly reverts back to her true Shoggoth form, your sanity INSTANTLY careening to zero as her tendrils wrap you up before you fall unconscious into the void between mindspaces
>"Silly mastah~"

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>>20640878
I have two names, a legal name that's on my birth certificate and a 'true' name that I was given later in life. Nobody refers to me by my true name, since I don't feel the need to walk them through all the religious stuff around it, so I just go by my legal one. If my wife made a habit of casually calling me by my true name, I'd probably shiver every time.

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>>20640724
>spoiler
Got room for two on that ride?

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>>20640911
>Anon is unfazed, his INT too low to fully perceive what just happened and, as such, is unaffected
>”See, that’s such a neat trick! You must be great at parties!”

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>>20640917
That sounds very chunni. I hope you find your special someone Grognak!

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>>20640920
That may just be a way to get her to give her ultra rare and ULTRA adorable pouty face rather than her usual smile.
>"Hmmmmng. K'elik't, mastah."

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>>20640917
>having a true name
Tell it to me so I can control you.

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how do you impregnate a sandworm lmao

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>>20640929
The struggles of maids with masters that are too silly.

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>>20640934
You'll have to trade half your remaining lifespan first.

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>>20640939
Just come somewhere inside, she'll take care of it.

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>>20640939
Benis goes in Bagininia

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>>20640929
The idea of Shoggy actually getting a little insulted at her mastah thinking she's just doing party tricks is really cute. She'd start out with just everyday displays of her abilities, but over time things would escalate way out of control. Her mastah would be amused but totally unfazed and disbelieving ("Your only mistake was using the wrong kind of tape on those garbage bags, but otherwise very convincing illusion of the entire space time continuum!"), until eventually Shoggy is the one going a little crazy.

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>>20640943
Ryuk no

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>>20640927
It's an old ethnic tradition. I didn't just pick a gay special snowflake handle, as tempted as I am to call myself Prince Ravenscar Nightblood the Shrouded.

>>20640934
Good pickup line for demons.

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>>20640951
>Prince Ravenscar Nightblood the Shrouded
M'lord

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>>20640950
Ryuk yes

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>>20640950
>>20640963
what would shinigami monster girls be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20640959
Would dark mages be into chuuni guys? Would she talk dirty by calling him Unholy One or Messiah of Lust?

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>>20640976

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>>20640977
>Dark Mage is hanging out in her swamp as usual
>dude shows up and starts prattling on about how he's the Messiah of Unholy Lust, come here to spread his profane faith
>Oh goody!

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>>20640356
Reminds me of those marionette-like animations from the 90s. Remember? They looked like ransom notes with all of the features cut out from newspapers and 50's era photos and were basically nightmare fuel?

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>>20640949
>"Haha, very impressive! You've gotten so good with the clever use of projectors, and this programmed light show is top notch 3D modelling!"
>Shoggy silently sits down, folding her knees to her chest and holding them with an out and out frown on her face even as the Big Crunch of the universe is happening in the background, at the end of time itself
>Master turns and notices her in this position, concerned look on his face as he walks (on nothing) over to her
>"What's wrong, miss Shoggoth?"
>She curls up more as she shamefully speaks with wavery voice
>"I just don't get it, mastah. I'm worried that... that you must just think none of what I can do is interesting or special. T-that maybe you could just get any old maid who won't b-bother you and-"
>She's silenced by a sudden hard embrace as her master holds her close against his chest
>"Don't you even begin with that talk, Miss Shoggoth! You are my maid, the only one I ever want and the only woman that I could ever love! You don't need any fancy tricks or light shows to prove to me you're worth my love, because you already have it!"
>She sniffs before asking one last time
>"...Forever?"
>"Until the end of time, my dear."
>She smiles sheepishly, but speaks up
>"Could you say 'until even after the end of time' instead? Just humor me."
>"Er, well, okay! Until even after the end of time, I will love you, Miss Shoggoth!"
>"Hehe. Good."
>They kiss as the universe re-implodes and bangs out into a new one in the background, safe in their little quantum observation bubble outside of space and time

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641020
The cutest maid! I'm glad it's such a heartwarming ending.

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>>20640993
>the two super-chuuni become star-crossed lovers
>foreplay is like a shitty play
>"Where for art thou, O Lord of My Flesh? My desire for thee overflows on this darkest of nights!" dark mage croons as she poses in front of the waning moon
>"I have arrived, my sweet, to taste of your nectar." the husband whispers, stepping out from the shadows with a mildly evil chuckle
>"Take what is yours, then, my lover, and sow in me the seed of-"
>the vampire, banshee and wisp in the next apartment burst out scream-laughing, unable to hold it in any longer

[Anonymous No.]

Tails are for molesting, ratas beware!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641042
Ratas, leafs, mofus and hellhounds,

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641040
This sounds like something a Phantom would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641050
I completely forgot about phantoms

She's probably getting off to it in the apartment across the hall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20640885
Orca GF who uses her advanced knowledge of physics to have sex with you in new and interesting ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641045
Even manticore manes! Imagine one having her husband nuzzling and huffing her there like a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20640874
Seal girl.

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>>20641091
might be to similar to selkies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641104
Elephant seal

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>>20641112
How about a selkie with an elephant seal skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641114
Full mermaid or bust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641114
Big fat sweaty Selkie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641123
I bet its easy to run away with her skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641131
If she catches you and flops on top of you it's game over though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641153
That's the plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641153
Not if my plan is to get her to flop on top of me. Check mate.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make out with my daughteru so much, send help.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember not to associate with a haughty undead or else you'll have to celebrate her on each of the following days:
Her birthday
Her deathday
Her rebirthday
The day of the dead
Miscellaneous obsolete celebrations from centuries ago
As well as your typical celebrations such as Christmas, Valentine's day and Halloween

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641255
If we would make holy days exempt from toil, we must make all days holy.
- The Silver Surfer

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think there are vampires with a more beastial appearance? Like with bat ears.
But I feel that's going to deep into werebat territory.
Maybe I should just find a high class werebat.

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>>20641255
Sometimes you have the opposite problem though, where you can't even get your ochimusha to tell you her birthday so you can get her a surprise present, because she doesn't want you to waste time worrying on such a "lowly" servant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641277
Been playing VTMB as a Nosferatu?

[Anonymous No.]

Breaking bad but its two order town guys making demon realm drugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641277
Yeah it would be nice. Maybe even some more vampire related beasts as well like vargheists.

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>>20641290
I would love to see monstergirl opinions on pre-monstergirl human pop culture. For BB, there would be a lot of very heated discussions on exactly when Walt became irredeemable, whether it would be okay to just kidnap him and pump him full of love/sex and mamono mana immediately or if they would have to wait for the divorce, and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641319
>Gus would so Alp
>No he wouldn't!
>Would too!

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>>20641325
What's that one incredibly specific fetish you'd like to see more of? Keep it benign

I've got this weird thing for girls wearing a lot of clothing but still being essentially naked. I want to see a snake in a long flowing dress that does absolutely nothing to cover the funbits

[Anonymous No.]

What's that one incredibly specific fetish you'd like to see more of? Keep it benign.

I've got a thing for girls wearing lots of clothing that intentionally still leaves them naked. I'd love to see a snek wearing an ornately layered dress yet still has her funbits exposed

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>>20641351
what you said but it BARELY covers them up. Like a thin line covering a nipple, or extremely low cut showing off the top of the mound and their womb tattoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641351
Face licking. Would love to see an autisitic anubis awkwardly licking her hubby's face because her canine instincts got the better of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641351
Girls scratching or biting lovingly, especially during sex. Like tearing up the guy's back with her nails or biting down on his neck. No malice in it, just really raw, feral lovin'. Bonus if she gently patches him up and cuddles him after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20636172
A few strange choices but otherwise a quality bit of prose. We need more desert Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641351
Genital and anus presentation

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641351
Male POV where the guy is looking down at a girl whose either blowing, kissing, or hugging him and making eye-contact with them. Preferably with heart-pupils. Like so - https://i.imgur.com/Zn93Z9s.jpg

Also, just women in partially unzipped denim shorts. Bonus points if they look torn where the thighs begin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641364
Little affectionate licks on the fingers and neck could also be nice. Nuzzling and pressing her head into him is super cute too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641351
Shiny/slick skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641351
Instinct abuse.
Basically where you use a monster girls nature against them and forces their bodies to recognize you as their husband, even if they don't mentally do that.
Of course it all ends with a good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641255
>filename

[Anonymous No.]

So how do people learn to draw anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641440
By drawing from life

If you can't draw a shape you can see, how do you expect to draw one you can't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641464
With love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641351
This >>20641366

[Anonymous No.]

>>20640797
When the word waifu is used in this thread I always assume it to mean the ideal monster girl partner of an Anon who has tremendous devotion and love towards her.
To expend on that, the word waifufag in the same context means an Anon who publicly shows his love and devotion such as the ones who commission art or even just repeatedly talk about their waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna see mg's in lazy time slob clothing wearing crocs!

[Anonymous No.]

I always have a giggle when people with harems use the word "waifus"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641532
What if it's a harem species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641527
Crocs are silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641527
A giant t-shirt and nothing else. the best lazy clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641516
I see you are a man of culture as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641541
Still doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641555
Force shoggy to take a day off to be couch potatoes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641569
Kinda hard to take a day off laying on the couch when you are the couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641575
She'd be offended if I didn't lay on her though

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641366
I wish we had more stuff like that old arachne comic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641575
I could just submerge myself in shog like a deprivation tank and space out

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641595
There's more stuff in the Shog than on the outside. Funny how that works.

[Anonymous No.]

Why doesnt .less make more work about the lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641625
He's already done too many lilims and foxes. Would rather he focused on other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20641279
>Ochimucha refuses to tell you her birthday
>Adopted your last name and never mentioned hers
>You don't even know from what region of Zipangu she is from
>Whenever you question her past she repeats that you should trust the complete and utter faith she has in you
Would you keep her?

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>>20641782
Her birthday is irrelevant, henceforth we shall jubilate on the anniversary of her entering into my service.

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>>20641541
I'm sure a heated debate between monogamy advocates and polygamy activists would draw a huge rating on monster girl TV
>Dragon arguing that her husband's value is too immense to be shared among multiple wives
>Khepris arguing that their king has even more value and that it'd be a selfish crime for a single monster to keep him all to herself
>The security Onis have to constantly intervene or else fights break out

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>be shota anon
>your parents bought you an automaton to keep you company while they are off on long business trips
>one night while it's just the two of you, she joins you in bed to keep you warm
>you roll over to face and ask "Hey, Nee-san, can Automatons have sex?"
>she lift the covers to show her voluptuous naked body
>"Would you like to find out?"
>you ponder it for a moment before rolling back the other way, saying "Maybe not tonight."

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>>20641782
Cute Ochi.
Although this makes me wonder if multiple Ochis would recognize each other if they were particularly infamous/famous in life and if they'd keep quite.

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>>20641920
Fuck you, I'm still mad about that GitS episode.

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>>20641920
Every year a shota is reported missing after going on an adventure with his automanee-san. Please teach your children to adventure responsibly, visiting the deep underground lost civilisations is not appropriate for their age.

>>20641992
I'm sure they do, just like how Shirokuto is afraid of Ropurotto because of her past but keeps quiet about it.

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>>20642028
>Two famous, former lords turned ochis are now some anons 'guards'
>Both know who the other is, including their former high ranks.
>Neither wants to speak up lest the other do the same.

Good times ahead.

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>>20641887
>"I will burn you into a crisp if you dare talk about that awful human made love traingle novel DuskLight!"
>"Eat shit you flying gecko, I'll talk about DuskLight"
>*Fight breaks out between the dragon guest and the khepri speaker*
>CIVILIZED DISCUSSION FORUM
>"COME HERE YOU DAUGHTER OF A BASTARD."

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https://my.mixtape.moe/hduaoz.png
Remember to treat Cheshires properly and milk the smug out of them.

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>Excited for the new Vanguard mermaid anime
>Animation is meodicre at best
>Everyone has weird-shaped eyes
Well, I guess beggars can't be choosers, but I'm kinda disappointed

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>>20642181
Dammit, and I just beat off too.

Wonder what cheshire cat milk would taste like though.

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>>20642181
This is exactly how all smugcats should be treated, bonus points for fucking them like that while groping their breasts to stimulate the milk flow.

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>>20642041
>Both anons befriend each other and form an alliance
And that's how the two notorious warlords who used to strike fear into the heart of each other now have to drink sake together and act like they meet for the first time.

>>20642164
Just wait until the episode where they invite the Unicorn and Bicorn sisters, you'll never see more hooves flying.

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>>20642257
>people expect the unicorn and bicorn debate to be the bout of the century
>it’s actually the most moderate, understanding discussion they’ve ever had
>both sides are firm where they stand, but also recognize their opponent’s view and realize that the majority of the debate is over personal values based judgement instead of anything concrete

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>>20634193
what's the appeal of little girls if they can't rape you like the big girls can like hellhounds and manticores?

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>>20642366
>can't rape you
Are you new? Some of the strongest both physically and magically are lolis.

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>>20642381
i'm not but i just can't imagine a little girl doing something so bold. all the loli stuff I've read in doujins show lolis being dumb and submissive and shit; it's hard to imagine how monster girl lolis are any different despite being crazy strong

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>>20642401
So you are a newfag that hasn't actually read any of the entries like the Baphomet, Redcap, or that that any monster including Manticores and Hellhounds can be lolis.

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>>20642401
>inb4 that lolidom steelim shitpost

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>>20642401
a loli can make a man bend on his knees and make him fight back because he's saving himself for a grown woman, bounce on his dick to rape him while he's desperate to stop her until he's mind broken and serves her needs forever like a sex slave. honestly i wish people would make more lolidom doujins that don't involve the man making any sort of advancement on the loli because it ruins it for me. but yeah, lolicon femdom rape can be just as appealing as a woman-on-male rape

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https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=72676889

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>>20642493
Aladdin looks awfully girly.

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>>20642435
What?

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>>20642564
Dirtella or whatever her name is

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>>20642583
(((BIG SIP)))

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>>20642591
>Dirtella
Rude.

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>>20642603
So?

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>>20640831
Ropurotto has a collar, which is a sign in her Sabbath that she has a man/master, but I don't think we have further confirmation regarding her.

Momonika has a husband as shown in one art.

Greilia at the very least is getting a bit intimate with a patient in one art, but we don't know if she marries him.

The others appear to be single, Runya Runya indicating she's never even kissed a boy.

Albeit, given how approachable she and her town is I wouldn't be surprised if Marune is also married.

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Had a nice and lewd waifu commission finish, turned out great! https://i.imgur.com/Fks9BcW.jpg

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>>20642603
its time to build the wall

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>>20642633
That's a fantastic ass.

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>>20642633
That is quite nice, I especially like the tail wagging.