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20575278 No.20575278 [Reply] [Original]

What would you want Yuuka to do to you? Only the most hopeless masochist gets to spend time with her.

>> No.20575299

I'd like if she didn't hurt me for fun.

>> No.20575308
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Anything she wants as long as I'm able to gaze at her beauty when she's doing it.

>> No.20575913
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What the guy directly above has said. And... her hating me would be the worst, most excruciating thing imaginable, but I'm willing to bear her hatred if she so desires.
Can't beat that.

>> No.20576001
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Why is yuuka such an evil being?

>> No.20576130

I'm not sure about specifics off the top of my head, but if step 1 isn't stuffing my mouth with that gag and step 2 isn't something to make me try to scream through it I'll be disappointed.

>> No.20576141
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She is a bad, bad girl.
And that's very hot.

>> No.20576211

I’m going to masturbate to MMD Yuuka and no one can stop me!

>> No.20576610
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Do it seven days in a row, or she'll be even more disappointed than she is right now due to your letting her previous thread die without reaching the bump limit!

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>> No.20577112
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I wish that was me

>> No.20577128
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To be choked by her pantyhosed legs

>> No.20577173

I am downright ashamed I didn't know this existed before today, even if it's just a 1 second long loop.

>> No.20577264

used pantyhose

>> No.20577273
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That's what you get for being a lying little shit.

>> No.20577277
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Would you let her cuck you?

>> No.20577319

No, and despite idiots pretending otherwise that has nothing to do with masochism.

>> No.20577325
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No. She's way too high class to degrade herself into that. I'd let someone more average with less selfrespect like Hatate to do that to me though.

>> No.20577351

A hug would be nice.

>> No.20577369
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>> No.20577428
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I want Yuuka to tell about me what to do when hope seems lost and life seems bleak

>> No.20577437

I think snuff is the ultimate form of sadomasochism.

>> No.20577513

There is no point to being dominated and hurt if your partner isn't there to cuddle you and make you feel better afterwards.

>> No.20578337
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Yuuka claims ownership over you!!

>> No.20578348
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Oh no! How terrible... What happens next?

>> No.20578374
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Maybe she gags you so she can't hear your screams but can savour endless stream of drool flowing down

>> No.20578381
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Or trains you to serve her obediently better or both

Maybe you'll be her servant by day and toy by night

>> No.20578388

eat me alive

>> No.20578532
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>> No.20578552

twig legs

>> No.20579607

Hold my hand

>> No.20580904


Yuuka's grip might prove violent

>> No.20581119
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I hope she crushes it to a pulp so for a brief moment even my bones get to touch her pure, smooth skin!

>> No.20581167

Don't pretend to be me.

>> No.20582716
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can a youkai so moe really be so evil?

>> No.20582823
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She really is evil.
She just keeps genociding my sperm in what's probably billions! That's what you get for marrying such a lustful youkai!

>> No.20582854

It turns out that Yuuka is actually very innocent when it comes to sexual matters. She gets flustered very easy which causes her to lash out in random acts of violence, which has led to the rumors of her being a sadist. The only way to this blushing maiden's heart is to be a complete gentleman, don't act perverted in the least, and give her lots of (living) flowers for her garden.
Source: I read both the Bunbunmaru Newspaper AND Kakashi Spirit News, so I'm up to date on the latest goings on in Gensokyo.

>> No.20582905
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You have it reversed, OP!

>> No.20582971

The ropework in this image doesn't make sense.

>> No.20583354
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Maybe it's an art project?

>> No.20584602

I want Yuuka to kill me
Not in a sexual way either
If she just wants to stab me through the chest with her hand then i'll let her do it
Even if she's never met me before and even if she never remembers me again, I just want to be apart of her infinitely superior life

>> No.20585188

reminds me of suwako stabbing me with needles in one dream, she's way meaner than yuuka

>> No.20587558

she's the bestest fren

>> No.20587576
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>> No.20588640

Gag me with used pantyhose

>> No.20590939


You'd choke, use panties instead

>> No.20591083
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Thank you.

>> No.20591160

I wanna die choking on my own vomit at the hands of Yuuka!

>> No.20591677
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I definitely don't like this at all.
I definitely didn't suddenly envy this little chad and wish I were him. I definitely can only associate myself with well-developed adult males and have zero attraction to /ss/. Yes, naturally.

>> No.20591694

I want to shave her hair.

>> No.20591739
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>> No.20594807
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>> No.20598369
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Would you rather have her step on your face with her bare feet, rub her feet on your face while wearing used pantyhose, step on your crotch while wearing outdoor shoes, or give you a french kiss?

>> No.20598381

When’s this fucker gonna make an eroge?

>> No.20598415
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Gotta have some story writing skills for that.

>> No.20598920

Not all eroge need stories. It doesn't have to be a vn.

>> No.20599203
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>> No.20599520

Other skills are required too.

>> No.20602699

Name a few.

>> No.20602801

Crotch with outdoor shoes.

>> No.20603156

Bear my children

>> No.20604298
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Coding in given language. Being able to draw backgrounds.

Kusona konomi.

>> No.20605009

Rub with pantyhose

>> No.20606084
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But I wanna be a co-sadist with her even more!

Footjobs with heavy leather boots... vigorous rutting paizuri... and deep, romantic, heart-stopping french kissing!

>> No.20606396
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Good taste.

Almost perfect. After all, she can't use her dexterous toes while wearing boots!

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>> No.20608073
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The hell is a pantyhose? Is it somethnig like when someone who doesn't love Yuukarin is found out and the USC brigade arrive and attach a hose to the not-loving-Yuuka hydrant and just spray used Yuuka panties at the guy until he loves Yuukarin again?

>> No.20608125
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Pantyhose is a form of legwear that covers the entire leg and pelvis, as opposed to thighhighs, which cover the legs only up to some mid-thigh height.

>> No.20608151
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I like the underwear spray better, but having Yuukarin's pantyhosed butt on my face would still be the best thing ever.

>> No.20608180
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I'd rather have our naked hot bodies tightly intertwined in her soft fuckadrome bed, hands playfully wandering in a mock search of already well-known erogenous zones, slowly kissing each other and savoring each other's saliva and breath, as timid rays of morning sun unobtrusively shine through the window, coloring everything pink.

The spray idea is funny, though, I might even draw it.

>> No.20608197
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That bed of hers sure looks warm and inviting. Imagine cuddled up with her on a cold day under those massive blankets. God I wish I were Gengetsu here.

Please do. I bet it would be great!

>> No.20610856

I want to BE Yuukarin' pantyhose!

>> No.20613569

The dream of any red blooded male is to become Yuukarin's used pantyhose.

>> No.20614738
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I, for one, dream of tearing her used pantyhose with my mighty cock in order to vigorously procreate.

>> No.20620257
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>> No.20621125

It's your funeral.

>> No.20621359

Oh, neat.
How many youkai are attending?

>> No.20621395

Only Youmu and your mother will attend.

>> No.20621414

I want to BE Yuuka and help someone else indulge in their masochistic desires.

>> No.20621563

So, denizens of the Tower of the Dead? Seems pretty logical.

Would you be willing to help multiple people with this at once? So many of us out there.

>> No.20621962

Fuck no. Yuuka isn’t a slut. The most I’d do to most men is maybe hit them or step on them, because it makes them feel good with minimal effort or degradation on my part. They would have to worship me to gain the honor of feeling my foot on their filthy bodies. As soon as I felt disrespected I would abandon them forever.

>> No.20622013
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Sounds nieche.

>> No.20622106

Too bad. Yuuka would never cater to your filthy desires. If it doesn’t please Yuuka, she’s not gonna do it.

>> No.20622122

The perfect niche.

>> No.20624288

As it should be.

>> No.20624520
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Would you at least donate your used panties/pantiehose/bras/socks or clothing in general to pervert goodwill?

>> No.20625492

That was actually an attempt to combine nice, niece, and niche.

>> No.20625867
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>> No.20626502

No, I’d auction them starting at a moderate price.

>> No.20629001
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Paizuri paizuri.

>> No.20630245

But then only the rich will own Yuuka's used pantyhose

>> No.20630283

looks like yuuka stepped in fairy droppings again

>> No.20630381

You really think Ms. “Genocide is just another game” cares who gets her used pantyhose?

>> No.20630419
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Are you man enough to satisfy her in bed?

>> No.20630500

I'm obsessed with her unwashed pantyhose, but I don't particularly care about her soles that much.

>> No.20632456 [SPOILER] 
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Yes. Here are the proofs.

>> No.20632508

me on the right

>> No.20634511
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Hi, me.
Also, what the fuck? 6 goddamn hours to reach page 10?

>> No.20637266

/jp/ has declined.

>> No.20638072

Southern Quadrant. Current location unknown.

>> No.20638092
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Reclined, jaybee has reclined.

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>> No.20638155
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Wouldn't that mean things are improving?

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>> No.20640345

Thank you for your service.

>> No.20641292
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Your service is appreciated, soldier, even though I only notice it now.

>> No.20644629
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>> No.20644872

I want her to deny me after I begged her to hurt me!

>> No.20644908
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Neglect play with Yuukarin!

>> No.20646360

end my life

>> No.20646409
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Be friends with yuuka?

>> No.20646516

A possibility for any skilled botanist

>> No.20647674
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So, did that anon not let her down?

>> No.20647686


Is Reimu being held there against her will?


>> No.20648026
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Not in my book and not in the book of that artist either.

>> No.20648034

perfect mom

>> No.20648038
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I want to hold Reimu against her will.

>> No.20648053

someone's gonna get dicked!

>> No.20648072
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(You) will.

>> No.20648111
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No, wait, here's a better pic.

>> No.20648920

pero pero

>> No.20649002

How would I manufacture and capitalize on the increasing demand for yuuka’s used panties?

>> No.20650460

Become Yuuka yourself and sell your panties.

>> No.20653574
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Good timing for waking up to save the thread with all survivors.

>> No.20653901
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Kiss me, beautiful.

>> No.20654280


I wish Yuuka said 許してあげない to me when on the edge of orgasming

>> No.20654871
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It's @yukapapadayo's birthday, a.k.a. the original source of those Yuukarin fumo pictures! Please pray for his longevity, as he's 49 years old now! Just imagine yourself dying without any new fumo fumo Yuuka photos to save!

>> No.20657648
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The things I'd do to these wet, smooth lips...
You ever have those moments when you want to simply kiss Yuuka, want it so much that existence hurts even more?

>> No.20660806
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That's what we around here call "life".

>> No.20662179

Please Make me your sandbag.

>> No.20667251
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>> No.20671766
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I'm scared of sleeping.
I want Yuukarin, dressed in only a transparent nightgown, to hold my hand gently and tell me that it will be okay and this thread will endure the spam.

>> No.20675139

I'll help

>> No.20678013
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One stepping-on ticket will be your reward if you serve her faithfully!

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>> No.20679619
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>> No.20680812
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I've finished translating this doujin, but I'm not sure if I want to bother with cleaning and typesetting it.

>> No.20681644

Which one?

>> No.20681650
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"I'm not a dictator. It's just I have a grumpy face"

Same as yuuka she is not evil just because she have a sadistic smile.

>> No.20681875

>Augusto pinochet
Do not compare my girlfriend with Merino`s bitch

>> No.20682871
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The last one by Misasagi Tasuku.

Bold of you to call her your girlfriend. If she had more friends, my confession would probably not have made her so overjoyed.

>> No.20684466

I like this one.

>> No.20686492
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>> No.20686535

>Doktor. Turn off my pain inhibitors.

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>> No.20689223

Thank you.

>> No.20691942

Why is she upset?

>> No.20693627
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You let her thread touch the last page.

>> No.20693660


>> No.20694548 [DELETED] 
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My waifu Yuuka Kazami
When everybody sees her they shit themselfs
Nobody have such a beautiful smile even yukari
Can't smile like that

My waifu Yuuka Kazami
Her heart is like a Sun flower
Take me to your gardens
And to with me whatever you want with me(2X)

>> No.20694578
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My waifu Yuuka Kazami
When everybody sees her they shit themselves
Nobody have such a beautiful smile even yukari
Can't smile like that

My waifu Yuuka Kazami
Her heart is like a Sun flower
Take me to your gardens
And do with me whatever you want with me(2X

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>> they shit themselves
Including you?

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>> No.20697583

Imagine the smell

>> No.20697633
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I want Yuuka to intimidate me

>> No.20699348
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>> No.20699649 [SPOILER] 
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I want Yuuka to put a flower up my ass.

>> No.20700741
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Inb4 someone expresses their desire for her to put something different up their ass.

>> No.20700755

What like?

>> No.20700773

“Anon gets sub of the year award”

>> No.20703053
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>> No.20704690

Would she be willing to be my mommy gf? Would she buy me Lego sets and cook me homemade meals?

>> No.20704937

No, she has me.

>> No.20706311
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>> No.20708451


>> No.20708543

Not fairy droppings nor chocolate. It's the blood of her previous (willing) victims.

>> No.20708711

A scythe kick? Is this how Yuuka takes cares of naughty plants?

>> No.20709119


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No, this is just a courtship display move.

>> No.20713321

thats alice ya wingus

>> No.20713403
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Except she isn't.

>> No.20713622

I can't tell...

>> No.20713680

wen nigt is dark adn full of terror, always rember time wen you sacrificed your daugter to light deiety

>> No.20714123


>> No.20714369

A man's romance.

>> No.20714573

I want to work in Yuuka’s garden all day and have the only water I’m allowed to drink be her footsweat

>> No.20714681

your breath is gonna reek, you'll just end up dehydrated.

>> No.20715946

Oh, bug off.

>> No.20718609
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My wife is the best in the world.

>> No.20719055
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>> No.20721678

Yuuka would probably make this expression if she saw me. What am I doing?

>> No.20721761

Not planting flowers or otherwise tending to your garden.

>> No.20721950

Procrastinating without doing anything useful, as you do all the time.

>> No.20722851

Jerking off without lube.

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>> No.20726844

Who uses lube to jerk off?

>> No.20727083

Circumcised men

>> No.20727101

That must be pretty inconvenient.

>> No.20729083
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>> No.20730456
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I want to be the most hopeless masochist of all and recreate the bad end scene from Starless with my wife Yuuka. The one where the guy ends up as a toilet.

Gensokyo doesn't have plumbing, so I think this will provide a useful utility for her.

>> No.20730472

wait i'm supposed to use lube

>> No.20731093

What about the dick guillotine one?

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An acceptable sacrifice if it means becoming Yuuka's toilet.

Provided she uses her magic to force me to keep living, course.

>> No.20731146

I guess if that's the standard for hopeless, I can't compete. I consider myself pretty hard M, but scat (And snuff) is NG in my book.

>> No.20731290 [SPOILER] 
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Yuuka can eat me if she wants.

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Wife? Spare me your jokes, pathetic clown. Asking way more than you are willing to give and merely hoping to fulfill your perverted desires, you have no hopes of even getting on close terms with her. Only a person of bright mind, strong will, durable body, and large heart of greatest warmth to thaw that of the queen who's used to be resented and feared will be recognized by my wife as a worthy partner for life.

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"my wife"? Spare me your jokes, pathetic clown. Asking way more than you are willing to give and merely hoping to fulfill your perverted desires, you have no hopes of even getting on close terms with her. Only a person of bright mind, strong will, durable body, and large heart of greatest warmth to thaw that of the queen who's used to be resented and feared will be recognized by mai waifu as a worthy partner for life.

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I never said I was worthy of being her wife though, I only wanted to provide a useful utility for her by being fitted in her house as her toilet.

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Interesting, because I'm pretty sure I still see this
>> my wife Yuuka
in your post. It's a blatant lie, of course, but still a claim one shouldn't spout carelessly.

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Ah, gomen, I was half alseep.
What I meant to say was my superior Goddess of the Garden of the Sun, Yuuka.

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Do you admire the beauty of her feet often?

>> No.20735608
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Every day.
They say that Gensokyo's Heaven is located directly in Yuuka-sama's boots after all.

However, I feel undeserving of such a grand reward. Serving as her toilet is much more befitting for both me and most /jp/sies.

>> No.20735651

I'd like to be shrunk and live in Yuuka's boots.

>> No.20735706

Donor fear anon. If you live a good life and praise Yuuka-sama's every day, even you can be rewarded in the afterlife by having your sole eternally crushed beneath Yuuka's soles.

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>> your sole
Uuuhh... soul, maybe?

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I want her to insert her pinky finger into my urethra and rub it back and forth while giving me a hanjob with the other hand and smirking at me

>> No.20736371

Ah, that's what I mean, gomenasai.

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>> No.20736397

Foot to foot contact is far too lewd.

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Too bad the Twitter account with Yukanen's adventures got dropped after 8 posts.

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3hu may not be possible, but 3somehus exist.

>> No.20751152

But how do I become yuuka?!

>> No.20751294

I want her to have complete control of my life. Everything I do or say only with her permission. Being beneath her at almost all times, I would have to look up to see her while she slaps me, chokes me, spits on me or whatever strikes her at the moment. I want to be the lightning rod to all her tension, frustration and amusement. I want any attention from her and will do anything to get it.

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I want her to shitheel me

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>> No.20751369
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Not bad, for a shitheel...

>> No.20752988
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Raise your hands if you want to be pegged, boys.

>> No.20753233

Yes, but by real Yuuka meat, not a piece of plastic.

>> No.20753357


>> No.20753492

*puts hand back down*

>> No.20753929

Am I the only person here that wants vanilla love with Yuuka?

>> No.20753952

I'd like for her to put an end to my misery.

>> No.20755307

You sicken me.

>> No.20756102
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What do you consider vanilla love?

That's called fisting, anon.

>> No.20756165

As great as it sounds, I can tell you from experience that it's not actually a nice thing.

>> No.20756645


Yuuka riding you + Yuuka's thighhighs+garter belt legs wrapped around you during missionary

>> No.20756929
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In that case, I have numerous pictures of Yuukarin riding me plus, amusingly, only a single picture (attached) of leglock missionary in thighhighs + garter belt. Considering that each picture represents what I desire to see or participate in, it's pretty safe to say that I fit the definition.

However, for me, loving Yuuka vanilla style means more than that and encompasses a vast range of activities, from cooking her breakfast in the morning and washing her feet after a long trip to the village to roughly pounding her butt and squeezing her nipples and covering her neck in kisses while she indecently moans into the pillow she's clutching.

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Do you have any pictures of Yuuka giving you a nursing handjob while breastfeeding you? Cause if you do, it wouldn't hurt to post one.

>> No.20758247

you people are a shame to Yuukarin

>> No.20758291

I have something of the sort, but with kissing instead. Still haven't done the more popular version despite having such intentions.

Won't bother trying to find the original post on Twitter. It's in this set:

And, censored, in the drawthread:

Why so?

>> No.20758311

bunch of senseless perverted freaks

>> No.20758337

You're saying that as if it's a bad thing.

Hand holding with Yuukarin!
Mouth-to-mouth sensual kissing after oral sex!
Tightly embracing each other as if trying to blend together!
Experimenting in bed to mutual pleasure!
Making Yuukarin pregnant with Youka!
Having gentle slow sex during pregnancy and cumming inside the womb!
Holding the baby for her while she breastfeeds your child!
Raising your children together!
Making her cry her heart out when you die!

>> No.20758437

fine line between degeneracy and love, even if you try and disguise it

>> No.20758776
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Ever thought you may be too pure for this lowly world?

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That's a nice pic of you and Yuukarin anon! You really should draw the popular version too.

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>> No.20765568

Dry hump my face bloody.

>> No.20767417
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What a patrician.

>> No.20768912

Tie me up then leave me on the floor as you go about you daily routine without even saying a word or looking at me.

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>> No.20785315

Very nice.

>> No.20787135

I had a dream where me and Yuuka were trying to kill eachother for fun today. Sadly can't remember it well.

>> No.20787200
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To be honest, kigurumi stuff almost always creeps me out, and this picture is not an exception, even though there's a female inside this one.

Why are you saging the thread?

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>> No.20789950

that doesn't look like a garden

>> No.20790377
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Yuuka having a BIG crush on you! Head over heels enamored! Yuuka just gazing at you constantly! Looking back towards Yuuka, and making her shy! Yuuka quickly turning her head away, then looking back! Yuuka being too shy to ask you out, since she's a big girl for you and thinks that you might reject her!

You should ask Yuuka out! She would be absolutely delighted!

>> No.20790423
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Also, Yuuka is a lovely lady with very lovely feets!

>> No.20790894

Doesn't Yuuka already have a very autistic boyfriend?

>> No.20790928
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Yes, me!

>> No.20791866
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Hey, I'm only autistic in the ironic sense. And not a boyfriend, but a husband.

>> No.20794202

Fuck yo couch nigga

>> No.20794270

Cumming in between yuuka’s toes!

>> No.20797424
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I'll tend to her cooch in the meantime.

>> No.20797603


Yuuka is easily in the top 5 2hus with the most fuckable footpussy.

>> No.20797613
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btw the yuuka dialogue on TW is completely translated, good luck trying to raise her affection without cheating though.

>> No.20798784

The hell is TW anyway?

>> No.20799343


>> No.20801199

2hu rape simulator

>> No.20803449

Rape me or rape them?

>> No.20804043


>> No.20804661
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"Kouhai, you ain't going away from me..."

>> No.20804996
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Yuuca de la Casami y cuchillo y tenedor de las flores

>> No.20805007

Yuuka a cow

>> No.20805264
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And done.
Check out the panda.

>> No.20806379

Hikage Florista

>> No.20808707

oh Cornelia!

>> No.20810945


>> No.20812850
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I want to dive under her pantyhose-clad legs and faceplant into her panties while she sits there tugging at her skirt awkwardly and looking around to make sure no one is looking at us! Also, the original image I wanted to post—it turns out I have already posted it in >>20608125, so here's another one from my collection!

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I also want to do those things, but I'd visit Eirin first and ask her to give me some drug that would make me a small shota again. That way Yuuka wouldn't get mad and vaporize me since she'd just find me cute and wouldn't see anything sexual in my actions.

>> No.20816057
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A true man would win her heart by manliness.

>> No.20819158


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>> No.20822136 [SPOILER] 
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>be specific, east or west busline?

>> No.20822442

A highly successful Yuukarin thread

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I'm not a true man and know full well that I could never win her heart by manliness. The only way for me is to appeal to her motherly instincts.

>> No.20822920

snugyuuka is a BEST

>> No.20823331

All men can achieve manliness
All of them, you can do it anon
Win your yuukarin with your perfect fucking pecs and glorious chiseled abs

>> No.20825433

>All men can achieve manliness
This is a lie and you know it.

>> No.20826122
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It's not about not looking like a man. It's the mindset that's lacking and that cannot be fixed. Yuuka will never see me as anything more than a child, so I might as well look the part and go for an entirely different startegy to win her affection.

>> No.20827786

Why give up before you even try
Yuuka would never love a mongrel that does that, nobody would

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>> No.20835157

Happy Valentine's.

>> No.20836501

kazami yuuka more like kazami yuck

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>> No.20842833

Deep french kiss me and call me a faggot.

>> No.20845097

Last bump says Yuuka a prime braphu!

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Good post friend, but I think you're thinking of Red Yuuka.