Only the moon has fluffy lunar bunny-butts with extra poof. (Definitely not a Lunarian propaganda and recruitment thread)

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Anonymous Sat Jan 5 06:05:05 2019 No.20565305 [Reply] [Original]

Only the moon has fluffy lunar bunny-butts with extra poof.
(Definitely not a Lunarian propaganda and recruitment thread)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 06:45:47 2019 No.20565439 Fuck off plebbitor

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 07:03:31 2019 No.20565509 File: 1.72 MB, 1600x1200, 15466863092756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20565305 >Definitely not a Lunarian propaganda and recruitment thread Damn straight it isn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 11:49:26 2019 No.20567033 File: 205 KB, 1070x1500, 52914f609ede14f9c984e701843fc184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20565305 Never mind the bunny-butts, look dem tits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 13:14:27 2019 No.20567555 >>20565305 Sage for garbage thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 21:04:15 2019 No.20570163 >>20565439 Come on you don't want to get recruited?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 21:53:46 2019 No.20570452 > Definitely not a Lunarian propaganda and recruitment thread Thanfully, there's an easy way to check this out. Copy the text on the next line and post it here: 1969 Apollo moon landing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 22:12:14 2019 No.20570549 File: 14 KB, 677x116, huh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20570452 What text?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 22:48:43 2019 No.20570744 >>20570549 The one that lunarian ISPs intercept and do not forward to the end user, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 14:56:06 2019 No.20575168 >>20565305 I want to worship Seiran's ass, which is so plump to compensate for her lack of chest fat!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 18:35:14 2019 No.20576367 >>20570452 [REDACTED]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 18:39:55 2019 No.20576410 File: 85 KB, 800x570, e77563542045abeb2685563403225f45.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20576367 FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 18:53:58 2019 No.20576510 >>20565305 Fuck Lunarians! Armstrong needs to finish them off for good this time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 18:56:11 2019 No.20576537 File: 543 KB, 1023x723, ringo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 18:58:05 2019 No.20576556 File: 86 KB, 245x204, junkoanger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20565305 FUCK MOONBITCHES

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 19:05:34 2019 No.20576623 File: 861 KB, 1262x1916, c46a8b7abe31233d1f47cc0551eda5fb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20576556 I approve of this course of action.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 19:33:17 2019 No.20576749 >>20576556 Jade Rabbits are not Lunarians. They are the original inhabitants of the moon who were enslaved when the so-called Lunarians invaded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 19:52:41 2019 No.20576851 File: 161 KB, 295x275, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20576623 >>20576749 Ah, got it. So like this then?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 19:58:04 2019 No.20576896 File: 159 KB, 1023x1335, moon slave.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 20:12:46 2019 No.20576999 File: 92 KB, 850x948, AAAAAA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20567033 >look dem tits ANON EVERY GIRL OUT THERE HAS BOOBS WHAT DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH APPRECIATING BUNNIES?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 20:14:34 2019 No.20577009 >>20576999 Every girl has a butt, too. Hell, so does every boy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 20:17:17 2019 No.20577027 File: 108 KB, 850x1133, extra fluff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20577009 but only bunnies have the special ball of fluff this is important

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 20:37:21 2019 No.20577116 >>20577009 i don't have a butt. It would be hella gay if I had one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 21:44:13 2019 No.20577436 >>20577027 >special ball of fluff >this is important I hate it when people forget that in bunny girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 11:40:57 2019 No.20580290 Isn't China landing a ship called Chang'e on the dark side of the moon? So what will happen to the Lunarians? Will they finally be revealed to the world?

Anonymous Mon Jan 7 13:27:25 2019 No.20580942
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>>20580290
Bitch, please. Taking out a dinky human-made vessel and making it look like the result of an undetected passing space-rock is child's play.
Straight up taking it out by throwing a big space-rock at it is feasible too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 13:29:41 2019 No.20580961 >>20570452 1969 Apollo moon landing The Anti-Earthling Struggle Lunar Revolution Rabbit rights

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 14:13:38 2019 No.20581219 File: 496 KB, 1000x707, 103f6d390d68085384155e5f98694915.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a Ringo GF

Anonymous Mon Jan 7 14:47:34 2019 No.20581421

>>20580942
What if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Lunarian Mortars?
The Lunarian Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Lunarian Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Lunarian Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Watatsuki sisters.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in Gensokyo and goes by the name "Reisen Udongein Inaba".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD.

Starting from the beginning, there was once a time when all native Earthlings lived on Earth and all was fine. All until certain events took place, and a "not so small" group of people decided the Earth was becoming too "impure", so they came together to devise a plan to go elsewhere, and as we know, they went to the moon, and dubbed themselves Lunarians.
Nobody knows what happened between that time and now, but we do know of the recent events that have taken place. Like a certain "invasion" as they call it, that happened from 1969 - 1972, which marked the beginning of 6 "invasions" which took place. All we know is that two humans, yes, two /humans/, decided to go and plant a flag on the moon. A flag with 50 stars, and 13 stripes held up on a pole in the vast emptiness that is the surface of the moon and dark empty sky that is space. One could see this as claiming unmarked and unowned territory, and they would be right, however, they were met with unfriendly forces upon their arrival.
The unfriendly denizens of the moon looked more like humanized rabbits, and at a glance, would be seen as small, cute and harmless- until you saw they were carrying weapons. And charging. Right at you and the flag like a bunch of savages. For rather cute creatures, they were rather barbaric.
After planting the flag on the moon, the humans appeared to be dancing, and riding in some kind of contraption with four wheel-like structures attached to it whilst going back to the same location every now and then. Probably taking pictures or something.
After seeing something like that, surely the head Lunarians would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Sisters call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Lunarian War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
For them of course.
The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Lunar Army lost <Thousands> of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, <THOUSANDS>. The ENTIRE LUNARIAN ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the LUNARIAN ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Gensokyo, just barely, when four Gensokian denizens put a stop to a GODDESS OF HELL, a PURE incarnation of HATRED and a HELL FAIRY who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE GENSOKYO, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag? WHAT! You afraid the Youkai in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.

Anonymous Mon Jan 7 14:55:48 2019 No.20581473
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>>20581219
A lazy, good for nothing bum who eats all your food, doesn't do housework, sleeps all day and would probably act in an unladylike way like brap or scratch her crotch while around you. I'd rather take a Seiran GF.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 15:50:47 2019 No.20581764 File: 132 KB, 624x900, 1545806808932.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20581421 Why is the moonshit so fucking weird and contrived. It's all muh purity and shiet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 16:22:55 2019 No.20581955 >>20581764 It's what happens if you're Shintoist, but actually take it seriously instead of just treating it as a bunch of traditions to follow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 16:40:05 2019 No.20582066 File: 635 KB, 1200x1600, 3cb02c0811b25cbc79083ff560764df5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20581764 They're trying to supress their slutiness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 16:44:15 2019 No.20582091 File: 411 KB, 676x900, 1545245720384.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20582066 THICC

Anonymous Mon Jan 7 16:51:09 2019 No.20582130
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>>20581421
The whole war was probably a propaganda tactic. You are on a moon with nobody else, no humans, no monsters, no nothing. The moon rabbits while stupid from lack of education are still capable of fighting, after all they are trained in a military fashion. They also believe the earth to be impure so they won't try and flee there. Then on day you get random unknown people on the moon. They are so far away from your border, there are only a couple without any weapons yet the rulers can see this as an opportunity. They claim that this is an invasion from the impure earthlings and they are dangerous so you start a state of emergency. After they leave you claim they killed a thousand people. So not only they are dangerous but are capable of killing so many with so little men. This will put fear in the rabbits, do any order without question all while having a war on the unknown, much like the war on terror.

So not only do the moon rabbits believe now they are under attack but the only people who can safely lead them are the sisters. It doesn't help matters that Remelia landed a rocket on the moon and attacked them. Because of the moons isolation diplomacy is near impossible. There needs to be a bunny revolution and with Reisen being both another moon rabbit and having a proper education she can easily lead and rule them after the civil war.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 16:58:11 2019 No.20582183 File: 87 KB, 721x431, 1546209157767.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20582130 >The whole war was probably a propaganda tactic >...there aren't many left...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 17:01:21 2019 No.20582201 File: 8 KB, 500x400, 1545844725661.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20582130 Look at this shocking photograph of unfettered earthling on lunarian violence. I'm literally shaking right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 17:27:48 2019 No.20582355 File: 199 KB, 1169x826, 1546700064478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20565305

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 18:16:00 2019 No.20582678 File: 781 KB, 928x1291, __seiran_touhou_drawn_by_matsuoka_michihiro__3ce6c2d28619e2bf3555b091f16b3c42.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20581473 What would a Seiran gf be like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 18:30:00 2019 No.20582759 >>20582130 stay woke! the troof is out here!

Anonymous Mon Jan 7 18:34:42 2019 No.20582793
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>>20582678
Hard working and realiable. Always acting in a proper manner around you and would cook you food. Makes delicious mochi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 18:40:46 2019 No.20582814 File: 106 KB, 600x900, 1545810564948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love deserters!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 21:24:52 2019 No.20583610 File: 83 KB, 800x730, 8b1a18c54678c7cdb4b16cb5a265f716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20581473 Ringo is a loyal relaxed chubby bunny who is patient when it comes to her partner but also very cheeky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 21:25:55 2019 No.20583618 >>20582678 inhales many cocks the moment you look away

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 22:00:03 2019 No.20583800 File: 451 KB, 4500x2500, 1542777749707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20582814 And coward. Forcing other bunny troopers over the wall and into the grinder but when it was her turn, she fled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 22:07:22 2019 No.20583856 >>20580942 申レNG

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 22:17:45 2019 No.20583939 File: 574 KB, 800x882, 763f4dd7cdad701f222cd45718565ca7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20583800 She isn't going to die for some bitches who eat peaches all day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC1YOuRdVag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 22:23:39 2019 No.20583982 File: 265 KB, 1300x1500, 1546305642322.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20583939 Instead she has to live every day hearing the dying screams of her comrades calling for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 22:27:00 2019 No.20584008 >>20583800 >>20583982 This didn't happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 01:27:31 2019 No.20584891 File: 665 KB, 1000x800, __junko_and_reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_koto_inari__990a5ef6ead57e05fa1bde41710bf8f6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20584008

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 01:39:43 2019 No.20584938 File: 2.61 MB, 1771x2508, 68698043_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 03:05:26 2019 No.20585189 File: 1.33 MB, 1440x2000, 1545086226471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do we fix the moon problem?

Anonymous Tue Jan 8 04:25:06 2019 No.20585421
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>>20585189
Plant Yukari's head on a stake. Show Okina the door to hell. Gift nuclear power to Kanako in the form of a nuke. Fulfill Byakuren's dream and show that humans and youkai can die together in peace. Shove Miko's headphones somewhere the sun doesn't shine. Take Remilia somewhre the sun does shine. Purify Yuuka through agent orange. Annex Makai and execute Shinki. Keep Mima from becoming playable and let her kill herself. Bring Eirin to justice and return Kaguya to the Lunar Capital. Bully Hecatia to death. Unrape Clownpiece. Somehow deal with Junko.
All of the moons problems are pretty much solved at that point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 04:37:32 2019 No.20585446 File: 2.22 MB, 2720x3097, __doremy_sweet_junko_and_kishin_sagume_touhou_drawn_by_heoningu__73eebd572b1c709751b18466af341a28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20585421 Absolutely redpilled.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 04:40:37 2019 No.20585454 >>20585189 ask flan to do it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 05:02:26 2019 No.20585511 >>20584938 why does that image makes me feel horribly depressed jaypee

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 05:33:19 2019 No.20585569 File: 377 KB, 2222x2269, 1543967289642.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20585189 We must build a wall. And make the Lunarians pay for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 11:43:59 2019 No.20587045 File: 338 KB, 1000x1412, 1546514023896.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20585421 Junko did nothing wrong though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 12:18:02 2019 No.20587192 File: 78 KB, 500x376, 1539545788267.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 14:00:21 2019 No.20587814 File: 350 KB, 1280x1801, 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20565305

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 16:17:44 2019 No.20588628 >>20585569 I would be careful if I was you Momiji, You might get put on a Lunarian watchlist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 16:25:32 2019 No.20588665 >>20587192 I'll never get tired of this image

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 16:36:23 2019 No.20588711 File: 201 KB, 600x702, DrRi0PbVsAAfZzP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20581219 Or RinGF for short.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 16:48:31 2019 No.20588775 File: 456 KB, 800x950, 1546984111211.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20588711 Love me some RinGF

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 18:33:54 2019 No.20589323 >>20582355 Every Thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 18:34:58 2019 No.20589332 >>20588628 imblying all of Gensokyo. its inhabitants and all of /jp/ actively interested in Touhou aren't already on the Lunarians watchlist You're delusional Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 22:45:22 2019 No.20590490 >>20589332 Would they even care about /jp/ though?

Anonymous Tue Jan 8 22:50:45 2019 No.20590514

>>20590490
>/jp/
An anon wrote all of >>20581421. Why in fucks name would they let someone with that much knowledge slip by? Not to mention the mountains of posts talking about the Watakuso's in a bad light and so on.

/jp/ has a fuck ton of knowledege and if doujins made it into Gensokyo, most would be disturbed but the Moonies would see such works as that of a complete opposite of holy matter.
/jp/ knows the ins and outs of every character's ability and has thought of ways that can have said abilites used for whatever deed might be in mind. /jp/ is a huge and dangerous foe that can spell the disaster and end of the Lunarian Empire in no time flat.
Not to mention how some players have enough skill under their belts to challenge and possibly win against them if given the right equipment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 00:33:34 2019 No.20590979 >>20590490 /jp/ is the most powerful board on earth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 00:43:21 2019 No.20591029 >>20590979 This. It is a proven fact based on known to be true and backed up by witness and several artifacts and historical records in the book of /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 04:16:50 2019 No.20591836 File: 161 KB, 439x300, 1543608511866.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20590490 Enough weaponized autism and Anti-purity to scour the surface of the Moon, leaving nothing left but foul crusty residue!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 06:52:00 2019 No.20592495 >>20565305 I CAST MY SPELLCARD [Astronaut Sign 'General Armstrong, Commander of NASA']

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 09:42:55 2019 No.20593396 File: 1010 KB, 2000x2000, __junko_and_reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_pikamin104__67989bb4c18d60f205818290858f3937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 10:18:52 2019 No.20593729 >>20590514 >>20590979 >>20591836 Now I want to see a story about Junko and /jp/ wiping out the moonies

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 10:27:45 2019 No.20593831 File: 662 KB, 900x1200, __junko_and_reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_chima_q__a993140cec1b993e03dba6a87ba6d9ab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20593396 Reisen loves Junko!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 17:29:09 2019 No.20596308 File: 1.47 MB, 2848x1133, junko and family.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Faggots on left.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 18:38:26 2019 No.20596709 >>20596308 Whose left?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 18:40:56 2019 No.20596727 >>20596709 The left of Clappiece and Right of Doremy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 18:44:46 2019 No.20596757 >>20593729 I don't want to wipe out the Lunarians, I just want to fill the moon with impurity and free the Jade Rabbits from their slavery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 18:50:51 2019 No.20596801 How did rabbits lose to three astronauts

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:04:48 2019 No.20596880 >>20596801 America beat them into submission.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:25:22 2019 No.20596994 File: 1.30 MB, 2848x1133, over 100 hours.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20596709

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:45:22 2019 No.20597086 File: 453 KB, 808x453, screenshot-www.youtube.com-2019-01-09-15-34-05.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20596801 Well, it's that problem with math when you need to feel dumb as you see...Chen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:54:50 2019 No.20597164 >>20596801 American danmaku.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 22:25:30 2019 No.20598318 >>20596757 Nothing wrong with saving the bunny-butts from their captors as long as they're not enslaved afterwards

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 23:25:59 2019 No.20598664
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>>20596801
Have ever played Metal Slug? Instead of Marco and Tarma in a metal slug, it was Buzz and Neal in their lunar rover mauling through waves of dumb bunny girls.

And now that I have imagined that, please for the love of god somebody make this game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 09:13:55 2019 No.20601520 >>20596801 Nobody can beat the cock.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 20:29:24 2019 No.20606363 >>20576851 why is she suffering?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:09:27 2019 No.20607553 >>20606363 S-she's not exactly suffering anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:31:27 2019 No.20611510 File: 2.14 MB, 2717x2835, 63134509_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20607553 She will be after when I'm through with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 20:23:50 2019 No.20615216 File: 454 KB, 800x800, reisen_udongein_inaba_by_reinedbloom-d67jpkw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20611510 Goof got blood onto her eye.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 18:20:53 2019 No.20623464 File: 780 KB, 914x1156, 1538858457049.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HUGE bunny butt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 08:12:59 2019 No.20627465 File: 474 KB, 2200x1555, __clownpiece_hecatia_lapislazuli_and_junko_touhou_drawn_by_momijigari__9087f64cb65da602928cdb2419d2eedd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 08:20:42 2019 No.20627515 >>20596801 Human invasion was a cover-up for what really happened: Junko's first invasion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 08:24:35 2019 No.20627532 File: 438 KB, 2304x2864, __junko_touhou_drawn_by_hyeondo__e0d4fe4bb0da91b8a5c96647c5819b18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20627515 Only secondaries believe the Lunarians were right. Being a primary is realizing Junko did nothing wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 08:25:28 2019 No.20627540 >>20623464 t-that's no moon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 08:46:11 2019 No.20627673 I want to hump tewi’s cute little butt and stroke her fluffy bunny parts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 09:39:13 2019 No.20628035 >>20582355 I want Junko to watch me assfuck the bunny.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 09:49:15 2019 No.20628120 File: 647 KB, 717x1012, __junko_and_reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_xialuluo_sharuro__cbeb018a23e0cdcfb9ff701c0077b4d5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20628035 You can't. That bunny belongs to Junko.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 09:57:06 2019 No.20628190 >>20628120 I want to watch Junko fuck the assbunny.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 10:00:01 2019 No.20628218 >>20627532 Being a primary is recognizing the superiority of the Lunarians in every way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 13:07:30 2019 No.20629504 File: 183 KB, 460x437, nuclear-explosion-on-moon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20628218 Being redpilled is realizing we must destroy the moon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 14:01:45 2019 No.20629769 >>20627465 The piece looks bored.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 14:07:53 2019 No.20629824 >>20629769 Since the it's always night on Earth when it's facing the moon, they only get late night shopping channels.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 20:11:38 2019 No.20632219 File: 2.50 MB, 1880x1600, 1547428298004.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20565305 Lunarians are for suffering.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 20:15:39 2019 No.20632246 >>20632219 1. Reisen is a Jade Rabbit. 2. Jade Rabbits are not lunarians. 3. Delete this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 20:16:46 2019 No.20632258 >>20632219 Blood from her bunny butt seems to be connected the blood running out of her bunny brain

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 20:21:57 2019 No.20632288 >>20632246 She's from the moon anon. Just because she was edited out of all of their photographs, and everyone related to her was killed, doesn't mean she isn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:32:49 2019 No.20633626 File: 264 KB, 688x695, 1546632900178.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is this board so dead. What killed the hype jaypee?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:33:05 2019 No.20634123 >>20627465 I want to snuggle on the couch with mama Junko, auntie Hecate and my sister the piece! I want mama Junko to wake me and my sister up after we have slept through the end of the late night movie and put us both to bed!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 08:02:36 2019 No.20635359 File: 1.14 MB, 800x2330, __junko_maribel_hearn_morichika_rinnosuke_reisen_udongein_inaba_and_usami_renko_touhou_drawn_by_akira_natodaisuki58__15275430e903697925fd4dc48e634d64.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20593831

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 08:05:03 2019 No.20635369 >>20635359 Junko is married? What the fuck, to whom?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 08:30:35 2019 No.20635497 File: 47 KB, 600x700, 1449988191730.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20635369 To me. Junko is my motherwife.

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 14:33:10 2019 No.20637639

So what would happen if any "outsiders" happened to found out, or even entered the lunar capital? By outsiders I mean those who are yet to know lunar capital's existance, unlike says people of gensokyo.
Just mind wipe them then throw them back to Earth?

I am writing of a fanfic of Yukari's origin, in which Sealing Club put their bold idea of moon traval into action, and end up in the lunar capital exactly like the first lunar war. Renko got caught buying Merry time to escape, and Merry is determined to save Renko no matter the cost, give up her humanity and do some time fuckery in the process. Then Yukari shows up immediately trying to grab Renko and failed, giving lunarians more questions to ask regarding the girl they just taken hostage.

I stop right there because I just have no clue how lunarian will deal with such scenerio, especially its someone Yukari trying to get a hand on. Personally I want to go with lunarian let Renko join them in some way and turn her against Yukari/Merry, so they can have a epic fight before a hearty reunion while lunarian's plan failed and suck dick, but thats not what lunarian will do, as I know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 14:38:34 2019 No.20637688 File: 992 KB, 1101x800, 1515952519245.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20596801 America fuck yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 16:07:20 2019 No.20638241 File: 118 KB, 862x501, x25.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20637688

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:23:23 2019 No.20640880 >>20635497 brap

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:58:19 2019 No.20642737 File: 621 KB, 1024x576, NASAguy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20596801 According to the official Lunarian reports, this is one of the astronauts of the war.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:09:45 2019 No.20642798 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-46873526 Lunarians on suicide watch!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:20:58 2019 No.20642868 >>20642798 It's over for us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 20:26:20 2019 No.20645892 >>20642798 Based.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 20:37:31 2019 No.20645953 File: 139 KB, 548x700, 1509676240745.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20642737 Wrong spaceman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 22:10:11 2019 No.20646554 >>20632219 This is not Reisen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:28:23 2019 No.20647121 File: 125 KB, 1092x750, 1543919520229.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20645953 Here's the other two included in the redacted Lunarian documents.

Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:58:51 2019 No.20647210

Damn it /jp/.
Two astronauts went into space from the American Faction and two came back and a large majority of the Lunarian army was slaughtered. Who's spreading this "there were more" propaganda
Ruskis went to space and never got their astronaut back America sent theirs, had the first steps, planted a flag, blew the fuck out of Lunar bunnies and went home when the waves stopped at last.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 01:03:39 2019 No.20647226 File: 542 KB, 900x1200, __reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_kys_k_k2__b20000da4567073423d0e51b9854186a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20647210 How may rabbits did they impregnate?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 01:12:43 2019 No.20647246 File: 385 KB, 2048x1365, 1539491290191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20647210 Maybe sending a bunch of little girls to fight men wasn't very smart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 01:37:03 2019 No.20647310 >>20647226 The bunnies went WWII Japan style. Full Kamikaze, so zero. None. Zed. 0. >>20647246 Its almost like they're at a complete disadvantage already and the battle hadn't even begun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 02:24:28 2019 No.20647431 File: 152 KB, 500x600, sad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20646554 It's been happening a lot

Anonymous Wed Jan 16 02:53:20 2019 No.20647507
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>>20647226
None. Neal and Buzz were married men. Fighting to go home and be family men. They tore those bunnies apart with nothing more than their bare hands and the power of patriotism.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 09:34:02 2019 No.20649004 >>20647121 >>20647246 Can I get a quick rundown?

Anonymous Wed Jan 16 13:21:34 2019 No.20650389
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>>20647210
It never happened. There was never any real danger but they made it look like the danger existed to scare the populace into submission. It was an inside job.

Anonymous Wed Jan 16 13:46:55 2019 No.20650536
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>>20649004
Quick rundown:
-youkai bow down to the Bogdanoffs
-in contact with celestials
-rumored to possess the most powerful spell cards
-control Gensyoko with an iron but fair fist
-own barriers and shrines all over the world
-direct descendants of divine spirits
-will bankroll the first human cities on the moon
-in the process of conquering the lunar capital

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 14:22:14 2019 No.20650688 File: 473 KB, 1784x1517, 1543519450353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20650389 ...and the reason there are so few moon rabbits left is the Lunarians forgot to feed them. For 100 years. oopsies

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 20:56:19 2019 No.20652888 File: 1.41 MB, 2508x3541, __inaba_tewi_reisen_reisen_udongein_inaba_ringo_and_seiran_touhou_drawn_by_ifelt_tamaki_zutama__16ea7dddc04761c642ca96fe31b87339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20650688 They're going to need help repopulating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 21:29:06 2019 No.20653057 File: 678 KB, 1300x1600, 65236106_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20652888 Before we do that we need to start the revolution. Who is willing to fight?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 01:04:15 2019 No.20653888 >>20652888 >>20653057 Well. It'll happen anyway so I call dibs on first place on all the Moon bunnies first. All of the impure can be launched into the sun or something. Dibs on Reisen. Going to Eintei once the Revolution's over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 09:25:12 2019 No.20655569 File: 585 KB, 1050x900, Touhou.full.422128[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20653888 Only way to get dibs is if you are the biggest bravest war hero without getting killed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 11:11:54 2019 No.20656059 File: 660 KB, 1000x649, bf5d4bdef4b05b4f6d5742e7fabc6ef.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 13:39:39 2019 No.20656838 >>20656059 I don't understand. Doesn't clownpiece live on the moon? Why are they faking a moon landing with her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 13:44:26 2019 No.20656851 >>20646554 cookie fags out of my board now

Anonymous Thu Jan 17 18:38:48 2019 No.20658542
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Guys how do I get the chance to migrate to the moon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 21:00:06 2019 No.20659450 >>20655569 I said it will happen anyway anon. I know the outcome and what will happen so I lay my claim early rather than late for I know the conversation and excuses used and how to counter them. I say that because I know of the Revolution's outcome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 21:48:43 2019 No.20659707 Anyone have that MS paint image of astronauts shooting up lunarians on the moon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 21:50:14 2019 No.20659717 >>20659707 It was already posted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 21:52:41 2019 No.20659732 >>20659717 I can't see it maybe I'm going blind

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 21:56:05 2019 No.20659753 >>20659732 >>20582201

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 19:21:02 2019 No.20665273 File: 164 KB, 1416x1002, __reisen_udongein_inaba_ringo_and_seiran_touhou_drawn_by_yutori_inu_hito__1f1b5caa83fccc919d35b3848fa27cb5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Jan 18 22:12:59 2019 No.20666278
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We set sail on this new sea because there is new knowledge to be gained, and new rights to be won, and they must be won and used for the progress of all people. For space science, like nuclear science and all technology, has no conscience of its own. Whether it will become a force for good or ill depends on man, and only if the United States occupies a position of pre-eminence can we help decide whether this new ocean will be a sea of peace or a new terrifying theater of war. I do not say that we should or will go unprotected against the hostile misuse of space any more than we go unprotected against the hostile use of land or sea, but I do say that space can be explored and mastered without feeding the fires of war, without repeating the mistakes that man has made in extending his writ around this globe of ours.
There is no strife, no prejudice, no national conflict in outer space as yet. Its hazards are hostile to us all. Its conquest deserves the best of all mankind, and its opportunity for peaceful cooperation may never come again. But why, some say, the Moon? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask, why climb the highest mountain? Why, 35 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas?
We choose to go to the Moon! We choose to go to the Moon...We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to win, and the others, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 19 12:14:43 2019 No.20670249 File: 265 KB, 1920x817, 1542737922607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sending a couple of guys to the Moon and bringing them back safely? That's a stunt! That's not historic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 19 18:20:05 2019 No.20672496 >>20581421 Woke.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 00:06:47 2019 No.20674581 >>20656838 She's the american flag.

Anonymous Sun Jan 20 00:14:08 2019 No.20674614
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>>20674581
What. She's a fairy, and she's holding an actual flag. The doesn't make sense given the context of the image. Although it would be funny if they planted her on a pole instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 06:34:51 2019 No.20676235 >>20635369 What? You don't know ANY of the backstory to LoLK?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 09:50:54 2019 No.20677168 >>20674614 Like a meat pole? Very funny indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 19:10:19 2019 No.20680385 Propaganda Visual Cancer

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 19:34:49 2019 No.20680561 >>20674614 I wanna impale her on my flag pole

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 19:38:41 2019 No.20680584 File: 1.54 MB, 1200x1600, 1541573010119.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20680561 She's a small fairy. I don't think she could take it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 21:47:24 2019 No.20681275 File: 186 KB, 1317x1665, __junko_and_kishin_sagume_touhou_drawn_by_asrielchu__5dd1b7983f9f44f676560fe819ae44af.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20676235 Apparently not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 22:22:14 2019 No.20681468 >>20635369 How is it possible to be this fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 02:14:32 2019 No.20682610 >>20681468 Fuck you, what do you know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 13:57:13 2019 No.20685654 File: 952 KB, 480x360, ImagineTheSmell.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20587814

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 14:02:13 2019 No.20685665 >>20596308 Not a single one of them is standing up straight. How is this supposed to compare their heights?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 14:16:20 2019 No.20685737 >>20680584 That's half the fun

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