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20565305 No.20565305 [Reply] [Original]

Only the moon has fluffy lunar bunny-butts with extra poof.
(Definitely not a Lunarian propaganda and recruitment thread)

>> No.20565439 [DELETED] 

Fuck off plebbitor

>> No.20565509
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>Definitely not a Lunarian propaganda and recruitment thread

Damn straight it isn't.

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Never mind the bunny-butts, look dem tits.

>> No.20567555 [DELETED] 

Sage for garbage thread.

>> No.20570163

Come on you don't want to get recruited?

>> No.20570452

> Definitely not a Lunarian propaganda and recruitment thread
Thanfully, there's an easy way to check this out. Copy the text on the next line and post it here:
1969 Apollo moon landing

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What text?

>> No.20570744

The one that lunarian ISPs intercept and do not forward to the end user, anon.

>> No.20575168

I want to worship Seiran's ass, which is so plump to compensate for her lack of chest fat!

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>> No.20576510

Fuck Lunarians! Armstrong needs to finish them off for good this time.

>> No.20576537
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>> No.20576623
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I approve of this course of action.

>> No.20576749

Jade Rabbits are not Lunarians. They are the original inhabitants of the moon who were enslaved when the so-called Lunarians invaded.

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Ah, got it. So like this then?

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>> No.20576999
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>look dem tits

>> No.20577009

Every girl has a butt, too. Hell, so does every boy.

>> No.20577027
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but only bunnies have the special ball of fluff
this is important

>> No.20577116

i don't have a butt. It would be hella gay if I had one.

>> No.20577436

>special ball of fluff
>this is important
I hate it when people forget that in bunny girls

>> No.20580290

Isn't China landing a ship called Chang'e on the dark side of the moon? So what will happen to the Lunarians? Will they finally be revealed to the world?

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Bitch, please. Taking out a dinky human-made vessel and making it look like the result of an undetected passing space-rock is child's play.
Straight up taking it out by throwing a big space-rock at it is feasible too.

>> No.20580961

1969 Apollo moon landing
The Anti-Earthling Struggle
Lunar Revolution
Rabbit rights

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I want a Ringo GF

>> No.20581421

What if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Lunarian Mortars?
The Lunarian Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Lunarian Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Lunarian Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Watatsuki sisters.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in Gensokyo and goes by the name "Reisen Udongein Inaba".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD.

Starting from the beginning, there was once a time when all native Earthlings lived on Earth and all was fine. All until certain events took place, and a "not so small" group of people decided the Earth was becoming too "impure", so they came together to devise a plan to go elsewhere, and as we know, they went to the moon, and dubbed themselves Lunarians.
Nobody knows what happened between that time and now, but we do know of the recent events that have taken place. Like a certain "invasion" as they call it, that happened from 1969 - 1972, which marked the beginning of 6 "invasions" which took place. All we know is that two humans, yes, two /humans/, decided to go and plant a flag on the moon. A flag with 50 stars, and 13 stripes held up on a pole in the vast emptiness that is the surface of the moon and dark empty sky that is space. One could see this as claiming unmarked and unowned territory, and they would be right, however, they were met with unfriendly forces upon their arrival.
The unfriendly denizens of the moon looked more like humanized rabbits, and at a glance, would be seen as small, cute and harmless- until you saw they were carrying weapons. And charging. Right at you and the flag like a bunch of savages. For rather cute creatures, they were rather barbaric.
After planting the flag on the moon, the humans appeared to be dancing, and riding in some kind of contraption with four wheel-like structures attached to it whilst going back to the same location every now and then. Probably taking pictures or something.
After seeing something like that, surely the head Lunarians would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Sisters call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Lunarian War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
For them of course.
The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Lunar Army lost <Thousands> of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, <THOUSANDS>. The ENTIRE LUNARIAN ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the LUNARIAN ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Gensokyo, just barely, when four Gensokian denizens put a stop to a GODDESS OF HELL, a PURE incarnation of HATRED and a HELL FAIRY who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE GENSOKYO, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag? WHAT! You afraid the Youkai in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.

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A lazy, good for nothing bum who eats all your food, doesn't do housework, sleeps all day and would probably act in an unladylike way like brap or scratch her crotch while around you. I'd rather take a Seiran GF.

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Why is the moonshit so fucking weird and contrived. It's all muh purity and shiet.

>> No.20581955

It's what happens if you're Shintoist, but actually take it seriously instead of just treating it as a bunch of traditions to follow.

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They're trying to supress their slutiness.

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The whole war was probably a propaganda tactic. You are on a moon with nobody else, no humans, no monsters, no nothing. The moon rabbits while stupid from lack of education are still capable of fighting, after all they are trained in a military fashion. They also believe the earth to be impure so they won't try and flee there. Then on day you get random unknown people on the moon. They are so far away from your border, there are only a couple without any weapons yet the rulers can see this as an opportunity. They claim that this is an invasion from the impure earthlings and they are dangerous so you start a state of emergency. After they leave you claim they killed a thousand people. So not only they are dangerous but are capable of killing so many with so little men. This will put fear in the rabbits, do any order without question all while having a war on the unknown, much like the war on terror.

So not only do the moon rabbits believe now they are under attack but the only people who can safely lead them are the sisters. It doesn't help matters that Remelia landed a rocket on the moon and attacked them. Because of the moons isolation diplomacy is near impossible. There needs to be a bunny revolution and with Reisen being both another moon rabbit and having a proper education she can easily lead and rule them after the civil war.

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>The whole war was probably a propaganda tactic

>...there aren't many left...

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Look at this shocking photograph of unfettered earthling on lunarian violence. I'm literally shaking right now.

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>> No.20582678
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What would a Seiran gf be like?

>> No.20582759

stay woke! the troof is out here!

>> No.20582793
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Hard working and realiable. Always acting in a proper manner around you and would cook you food. Makes delicious mochi.

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I love deserters!

>> No.20583610
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Ringo is a loyal relaxed chubby bunny who is patient when it comes to her partner but also very cheeky.

>> No.20583618

inhales many cocks the moment you look away

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And coward. Forcing other bunny troopers over the wall and into the grinder but when it was her turn, she fled.

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She isn't going to die for some bitches who eat peaches all day.

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Instead she has to live every day hearing the dying screams of her comrades calling for her.

>> No.20584008

This didn't happen.

>> No.20584891
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>> No.20585189
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How do we fix the moon problem?

>> No.20585421
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Plant Yukari's head on a stake. Show Okina the door to hell. Gift nuclear power to Kanako in the form of a nuke. Fulfill Byakuren's dream and show that humans and youkai can die together in peace. Shove Miko's headphones somewhere the sun doesn't shine. Take Remilia somewhre the sun does shine. Purify Yuuka through agent orange. Annex Makai and execute Shinki. Keep Mima from becoming playable and let her kill herself. Bring Eirin to justice and return Kaguya to the Lunar Capital. Bully Hecatia to death. Unrape Clownpiece. Somehow deal with Junko.
All of the moons problems are pretty much solved at that point.

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Absolutely redpilled.

>> No.20585454

ask flan to do it

>> No.20585511

why does that image makes me feel horribly depressed jaypee

>> No.20585569
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We must build a wall. And make the Lunarians pay for it.

>> No.20587045
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Junko did nothing wrong though.

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>> No.20588628

I would be careful if I was you Momiji, You might get put on a Lunarian watchlist.

>> No.20588665


I'll never get tired of this image

>> No.20588711
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Or RinGF for short.

>> No.20588775 [SPOILER] 
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Love me some RinGF

>> No.20589323

Every Thread

>> No.20589332

imblying all of Gensokyo. its inhabitants and all of /jp/ actively interested in Touhou aren't already on the Lunarians watchlist

You're delusional Anon.

>> No.20590490

Would they even care about /jp/ though?

>> No.20590514

An anon wrote all of >>20581421. Why in fucks name would they let someone with that much knowledge slip by? Not to mention the mountains of posts talking about the Watakuso's in a bad light and so on.

/jp/ has a fuck ton of knowledege and if doujins made it into Gensokyo, most would be disturbed but the Moonies would see such works as that of a complete opposite of holy matter.
/jp/ knows the ins and outs of every character's ability and has thought of ways that can have said abilites used for whatever deed might be in mind. /jp/ is a huge and dangerous foe that can spell the disaster and end of the Lunarian Empire in no time flat.
Not to mention how some players have enough skill under their belts to challenge and possibly win against them if given the right equipment.

>> No.20590979

/jp/ is the most powerful board on earth.

>> No.20591029

It is a proven fact based on known to be true and backed up by witness and several artifacts and historical records in the book of /jp/.

>> No.20591836
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Enough weaponized autism and Anti-purity to scour the surface of the Moon, leaving nothing left but foul crusty residue!

>> No.20592495

I CAST MY SPELLCARD [Astronaut Sign 'General Armstrong, Commander of NASA']

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>> No.20593729

Now I want to see a story about Junko and /jp/ wiping out the moonies

>> No.20593831
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Reisen loves Junko!

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Faggots on left.

>> No.20596709

Whose left?

>> No.20596727

The left of Clappiece and Right of Doremy

>> No.20596757

I don't want to wipe out the Lunarians, I just want to fill the moon with impurity and free the Jade Rabbits from their slavery.

>> No.20596801

How did rabbits lose to three astronauts

>> No.20596880

America beat them into submission.

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Well, it's that problem with math when you need to feel dumb as you see...Chen.

>> No.20597164

American danmaku.

>> No.20598318

Nothing wrong with saving the bunny-butts from their captors as long as they're not enslaved afterwards

>> No.20598664
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Have ever played Metal Slug? Instead of Marco and Tarma in a metal slug, it was Buzz and Neal in their lunar rover mauling through waves of dumb bunny girls.

And now that I have imagined that, please for the love of god somebody make this game.

>> No.20601520

Nobody can beat the cock.

>> No.20606363

why is she suffering?

>> No.20607553

S-she's not exactly suffering anon.

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She will be after when I'm through with her.

>> No.20615216
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Goof got blood onto her eye.

>> No.20623464
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HUGE bunny butt.

>> No.20627465
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>> No.20627515

Human invasion was a cover-up for what really happened: Junko's first invasion.

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Only secondaries believe the Lunarians were right. Being a primary is realizing Junko did nothing wrong.

>> No.20627540

t-that's no moon

>> No.20627673

I want to hump tewi’s cute little butt and stroke her fluffy bunny parts.

>> No.20628035

I want Junko to watch me assfuck the bunny.

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You can't. That bunny belongs to Junko.

>> No.20628190

I want to watch Junko fuck the assbunny.

>> No.20628218

Being a primary is recognizing the superiority of the Lunarians in every way.

>> No.20629504
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Being redpilled is realizing we must destroy the moon.

>> No.20629769

The piece looks bored.

>> No.20629824

Since the it's always night on Earth when it's facing the moon, they only get late night shopping channels.

>> No.20632219 [SPOILER] 
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Lunarians are for suffering.

>> No.20632246

1. Reisen is a Jade Rabbit.
2. Jade Rabbits are not lunarians.
3. Delete this.

>> No.20632258

Blood from her bunny butt seems to be connected the blood running out of her bunny brain

>> No.20632288

She's from the moon anon. Just because she was edited out of all of their photographs, and everyone related to her was killed, doesn't mean she isn't.

>> No.20633626
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Why is this board so dead. What killed the hype jaypee?

>> No.20634123

I want to snuggle on the couch with mama Junko, auntie Hecate and my sister the piece! I want mama Junko to wake me and my sister up after we have slept through the end of the late night movie and put us both to bed!

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>> No.20635369

Junko is married? What the fuck, to whom?

>> No.20635497
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To me. Junko is my motherwife.

>> No.20637639

So what would happen if any "outsiders" happened to found out, or even entered the lunar capital? By outsiders I mean those who are yet to know lunar capital's existance, unlike says people of gensokyo.
Just mind wipe them then throw them back to Earth?

I am writing of a fanfic of Yukari's origin, in which Sealing Club put their bold idea of moon traval into action, and end up in the lunar capital exactly like the first lunar war. Renko got caught buying Merry time to escape, and Merry is determined to save Renko no matter the cost, give up her humanity and do some time fuckery in the process. Then Yukari shows up immediately trying to grab Renko and failed, giving lunarians more questions to ask regarding the girl they just taken hostage.

I stop right there because I just have no clue how lunarian will deal with such scenerio, especially its someone Yukari trying to get a hand on. Personally I want to go with lunarian let Renko join them in some way and turn her against Yukari/Merry, so they can have a epic fight before a hearty reunion while lunarian's plan failed and suck dick, but thats not what lunarian will do, as I know.

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America fuck yeah.

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According to the official Lunarian reports, this is one of the astronauts of the war.

>> No.20642798


Lunarians on suicide watch!

>> No.20642868

It's over for us.

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Wrong spaceman.

>> No.20646554

This is not Reisen.

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Here's the other two included in the redacted Lunarian documents.

>> No.20647210

Damn it /jp/.
Two astronauts went into space from the American Faction and two came back and a large majority of the Lunarian army was slaughtered. Who's spreading this "there were more" propaganda
Ruskis went to space and never got their astronaut back America sent theirs, had the first steps, planted a flag, blew the fuck out of Lunar bunnies and went home when the waves stopped at last.

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How may rabbits did they impregnate?

>> No.20647246
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Maybe sending a bunch of little girls to fight men wasn't very smart.

>> No.20647310

The bunnies went WWII Japan style. Full Kamikaze, so zero. None. Zed. 0.
Its almost like they're at a complete disadvantage already and the battle hadn't even begun.

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It's been happening a lot

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None. Neal and Buzz were married men. Fighting to go home and be family men. They tore those bunnies apart with nothing more than their bare hands and the power of patriotism.

>> No.20649004

Can I get a quick rundown?

>> No.20650389
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It never happened. There was never any real danger but they made it look like the danger existed to scare the populace into submission. It was an inside job.

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Quick rundown:
-youkai bow down to the Bogdanoffs
-in contact with celestials
-rumored to possess the most powerful spell cards
-control Gensyoko with an iron but fair fist
-own barriers and shrines all over the world
-direct descendants of divine spirits
-will bankroll the first human cities on the moon
-in the process of conquering the lunar capital

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...and the reason there are so few moon rabbits left is the Lunarians forgot to feed them. For 100 years. oopsies

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They're going to need help repopulating.

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Before we do that we need to start the revolution. Who is willing to fight?

>> No.20653888

Well. It'll happen anyway so I call dibs on first place on all the Moon bunnies first.
All of the impure can be launched into the sun or something.

Dibs on Reisen. Going to Eintei once the Revolution's over.

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Only way to get dibs is if you are the biggest bravest war hero without getting killed.

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>> No.20656838

I don't understand. Doesn't clownpiece live on the moon? Why are they faking a moon landing with her?

>> No.20656851

cookie fags out of my board now

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Guys how do I get the chance to migrate to the moon?

>> No.20659450

I said it will happen anyway anon.
I know the outcome and what will happen so I lay my claim early rather than late for I know the conversation and excuses used and how to counter them. I say that because I know of the Revolution's outcome.

>> No.20659707

Anyone have that MS paint image of astronauts shooting up lunarians on the moon?

>> No.20659717

It was already posted.

>> No.20659732

I can't see it maybe I'm going blind

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We set sail on this new sea because there is new knowledge to be gained, and new rights to be won, and they must be won and used for the progress of all people. For space science, like nuclear science and all technology, has no conscience of its own. Whether it will become a force for good or ill depends on man, and only if the United States occupies a position of pre-eminence can we help decide whether this new ocean will be a sea of peace or a new terrifying theater of war. I do not say that we should or will go unprotected against the hostile misuse of space any more than we go unprotected against the hostile use of land or sea, but I do say that space can be explored and mastered without feeding the fires of war, without repeating the mistakes that man has made in extending his writ around this globe of ours.
There is no strife, no prejudice, no national conflict in outer space as yet. Its hazards are hostile to us all. Its conquest deserves the best of all mankind, and its opportunity for peaceful cooperation may never come again. But why, some say, the Moon? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask, why climb the highest mountain? Why, 35 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas?
We choose to go to the Moon! We choose to go to the Moon...We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to win, and the others, too.

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Sending a couple of guys to the Moon and bringing them back safely? That's a stunt! That's not historic.

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>> No.20674581

She's the american flag.

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What. She's a fairy, and she's holding an actual flag. The doesn't make sense given the context of the image. Although it would be funny if they planted her on a pole instead.

>> No.20676235

What? You don't know ANY of the backstory to LoLK?

>> No.20677168

Like a meat pole?
Very funny indeed.

>> No.20680385

Visual Cancer

>> No.20680561

I wanna impale her on my flag pole

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She's a small fairy. I don't think she could take it.

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Apparently not.

>> No.20681468

How is it possible to be this fucking stupid.

>> No.20682610

Fuck you, what do you know?

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>> No.20685665

Not a single one of them is standing up straight. How is this supposed to compare their heights?

>> No.20685737

That's half the fun