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Pinch the chubby cheeks

>>20541347
I needed this
Thank you anon

I want to hug the charismatic vampire!

Unmatchable Charisma!

sniffffff

>>20541830
Lewd

>>20541830
I'd rather sniff the feet of the superior Scarlet sister.

>>20541950
Then why did you post Flan?

>>20542082
Because Flan is best Scarlet and has the bestest feets in the whole SDM.

Remi got owned by flandre.

>>20542202
Onee-chan gets bullied by Flan-chan daily now that she outgrew her.

>>20542202
Well that is just rude

>>20542404
Hater is a miracle of the universe just like Aoshima.

>>20542404
not gonna need the condom

>>20542428
n-no

I don't understand why people are in this thread just spouting falsehoods about the Mistress.

>>20542615
Jealousy and spite

>>20542558
What's wrong anon? Don't you like girls with bigger boobs?

>>20540881
does she?

>>20543044
Name one reason why she doesn't deserve a thread

Remi is an angel and deserves love, hugs, and undying devotion.

>>20542868
I don't like hags no

>>20543137
She is cruel
She keeps her sister under the basement no one gives her an attention and flandre don't have any toys to play with because remi don't give any single fucks about poor flandre.

Ahh~ I want to flood Remi's unsoiled womb with my filthy NEET semen so bad!

>>20544765
Anon i think you are purposely ignoring the reason why Remi trapped Flan in the basement
Also she doesn't have any toys because she breaks most if not all of them

rim rim the remi

Remi is a messy eater.

>>20545014
Well she is a child after all

That feel when no cute vampire loli ojou-sama

>>20545250
I am infinitely jealous of Sakuya for exactly this reason.

>>20545014
Good thing she has Sakuya

post the one where sakuya says "the mistress is being degraded"

>>20543304
>angel
>literally a demon

>>20545586
Not on her watch!!!!!

>>20545306
I'm so jealous, so jealous
I wish I was Sakuya and could ogle the vampire lolis all day and sniff her used clothes, make stew out of their used panties.

I wish we could have remilia threads without this stupid fucking schizophrenic flanfag shitting up the thread EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>20545654
I wish I was Sakuya so I could secretly lie in the same bed as the Remimi!!!

>>20545832
>secretly

You need to dream bigger.

>>20545607
Always makes me laugh. What a dumb silly face.

>>20545723
He just makes 1 or 2 posts and then leaves, don't pay attention to him, pay attention to the mistress!

>>20544904
Remi need to order Sakuya to crab a silver gun and put Flandre to sleep to make sure flandre don't suffer anymore.

The mistress and her lovely sister shouldn't fight! I think Flandre would be sad to know people were taking the spotlight away from her charismatic sister, so please everyone just get along!

>>20546546
You're right. Although Flandre would no doubt want to shine Remilia with something a lot more radiant than a spotlight.

>>20546757
Like what?

>>20546856
Something that Okuu can provide.

>>20546757
Flan has such good taste, going straight for that loli ojou tummy.

I want to offer her my blood and my life

>>20548689
Well, anyone can apply to work in the Scarlet Devil Mantion, so, you actually could do it anon

I would like to degrade the mistress.

>>20549026
Dumb anon, the mistress would degrade you

A girl like this can't be a demon. The Remi is so kind and beautiful and elegant that she can only be described as angelic.

>>20549487
Remi is a canon dork, it would be easy to degrade the mistress.

>>20549724
No proof

>>20548689
*and semen

Look!

>>20552134
Our child is going to be beautiful! I hope it's a girl!

>>20552134
Delete this

>>20552134
I wish I could be a dad and have a loving vampire loli wife.
To exist is to suffer.

Can I call her Remimi or is that too degrading?

>>20548754
This is my dream scenario. Find a way to reach Gensokyo, then apply for a job and work my way up to being Remilia's left hand/Sakuya's top subordinate and spend the rest of my life entertaining and pampering the Mistress and her household.

>>20552220
You can call her Remimi, i don't think it bothers her

>>20552134
Remi appears to have a severe overeating problem. Someone better intervene.

Look at her cute wee slippers!

>>20552434
I would have such a problem too if my food source was Sakuya

The idea of Remi sitting on my lap facing me and biting my neck makes my dick hard and my heart melt.

>>20552657
You would either be giving her less blood or having a weaker boner in that situation anon

>>20552134
it seems so satisfying to be prego
it must be that fulfillment of your instinct that does it

>>20553950
That's ok. Remi likes her men pathetic, obedient and with erectile dysfuntion.

>>20554110
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
I HAVE STEROIDS IN THE MAIL

>>20554110
I fill 2/3 of those, and from what you're saying the third can be induced. Where do I sign?

>>20554137
you will be put in a pit together with the rest of NEET herd that also signed up, and you will be forcefed viagra and laxatives, and last one standing will be allowed to mate with the mistress

>>20548689
I want her to step on me

>>20554163
I don't understand the Mistess's whims sometimes. Going out of her way to find a mate with that as her crieteria is counterintuitive. May as well just make Sakuya take one of Eirin's shady penis-growth drugs instead.

>>20554128
Shrunken nuts are fine too.

>>20545602
look at her smile. No demon can have such an angelic smile.

>>20542184
Flan hasn't washed her feet in a few centuries.

Bad girl.

>>20554262
As with all women, they dont really know what they want

>>20554716
it wasn't part of the plan that i was the one getting penetrated

>>20554716
Ojou-sama Remimi is so romantic, marking me so other youkai know I'm her property!

God I wish that were me

>>20555023
yeah I wish I was a cute remi too

wonder how it tastes

>>20555743
probably sweet

>>20555743
ok this is funnycute but also disturbingdisgusting

>>20555810
>>20555784
Do you think they reuse used tampons like tea bags?

>>20555831
*as

>>20555831
probably not, i don't think tampons by themselves taste very good even if they have blood on them

>>20555847
yeah why bother anyway if you can order your maid to provide the fresh stuff

>>20555856
I'm also pretty sure that Sakuya doesn't menstruate at all, or at least she decides not to do so

>>20556515
Are you one of those delusional people who think Saliya is a lunarian or youkai? She's not. She's a human. An adolescent. She shits blood from her pussy like every other human girl at that age.

>>20556528
But it is implied that she keeps herself young with her time manipulation, doesn't that mean she can stop her own time so that she doesn't have to go through the painful or at the very least uncomfortable process of bleeding every month?

>>20556552
That does seem to be the implication.

>>20556563
Well, Remi herself mentioned that Sakuya has been working in the mantion for more time than any regular human could, meaning that either Sakuya is older than she seems, or that she purposely decides to stay young with her time manipulation

I want Remilia-sama to kill me! Slowly draining all of my blood so the mistress can live one more day.

>>20558478
I want to die.

>>20540881
remoolioo

These new doujins by AzeLye where Remi is a masochist and abused by Sakuya are very good

>>20556528
>>20556552
She's a slut who keeps her periods in check by birth control and vigorous excercise in the form of having sex with countless of men every day!

lick it nice and clean

>>20559445
Remi won't allow it!

>>20560901
How is the sakuya still alive after having her poor mortal nose that close to smelly vampire feet?

How naughty of Sakuya!

>>20561383
I'm having a hard time understanding the anatomy on this image

>>20561514

>>20560958
The Remi won't even let me finally rest?
What a cruel mistress

>>20542404
How do I spank the debiru butt?

>>20562161
she'll maybe let you go once she get's tired of hearing you confessing your love for her. so never

>>20562161
As she should be

>>20561458

Remi die because she deserves one

>>20562056
>>20560901
based and feetpilled

>>20563863
This is too lewd, please delete this immediately.

>>20563966
What are you talking about anon? It's perfectly wholesome

>>20563863
precious and lewd, i want to pat her head and cook her dinner and inseminate her afterwards

>>20566537
>cook her dinner
you're the dinner anon
Hope you've been eating healthy.

>>20567797
thats fine aslong as remi hasn't outgrown playing with her food yet

>>20562760
me on the top right

>>20563863

>>20563863
Hol' on. How can this lil nigga lack a nipple?

My beautiful wife.

>>20571312
She doesn't, both of her nipples are lower

>>20575009
holy mating press!!!

>>20575335
give the remi a feet rub

>>20575491
I'd rather rub her cervix with my glans.

>>20577573
Can you even reach that far?

>>20577617
Remilia will be so disappointed if you penetrate her and you cant even pound her weak little cervix constantly, and maybe even penetrate that also

Remember to brush your teeth, Jaypee

>>20582632
Remi looks so deliciously small in that pic.

>>20582889
she is small, silly

>>20582632
Why is there a mirror if Remi's a vampire?

>>20582632
Why does the mirror need to float? Why does it need wings to float? Why is the mirror labeled "Mirror"?

>>20582889
Remimi is deliciously small.

>>20583116
>>20586341
She looks extra small and rapeable in that pic.

>>20583116
>>20582889

>>20582916
Who isn't a lolicon for Remilia?
I want to breed her small loli body

>>20582916
I want Remiria to step on my penis while calling me a disgusting lolicon!
I want her to insult me for getting turned on by her childish body!

>>20586918
>Who isn't a lolicon for Remilia?

Me

>>20587021
must be tough being you, considering there's no rinnosuke thread you can join, you homo

>>20587021
Why are you here then?

>>20587021
Are you a girl?

>>20587021

>>20586918
I don't particularly want explicit sexual relations with Remi, but that's where my lack of desire ends.

>>20587021
Good taste. Flan is the superior choice after all.

>>20582632
>Mirror

>>20545969

>>20589251
Flandre is admittedly the prettiest but not as charming and charismatic as remi!

>>20590420
>Flandre
>the prettiest

Please remember Remilia's nature.
Flan might be pretty but Remimi is prettier. (pandering)
Just say Flan is the cute but destructive sister instead.

>>20590420
What Flan lacks in personality, she makes up for in cuteness. Not saying that Remi can't compensate her shortcomings using cuteness too.
>>20590774
Truth hurts, doesn't it?

>>20590835
I won't deny that Flan is cute, but Remi is certainly cuter

>>20590958
>I won't deny that Flan is cute, but Remi is certainly cuter
Not with that fuckin image dude.

>>20591023
What are you talking about? That is the most adorable thing ever

>>20587021
you are not alone

>>20590958
I never knew Remimi was a fan of Pancho Villa

>>20590958
coming inside the furandoru while making remimi watch?

yes sir!

>>20592247
Your pic and the idea of fucking Flan roughly while Remi watches and masturbates gave me a really hard boner.

>>20588796
She's cute, I just don't want to fuck her.

>>20593131
You're a girl, aren't you?

>>20593131
look at this homo, not wanting to take a small underdeveloped vampire to pound-town

ignore the flanfag they said
he only posted a few times they said
I hope his shrink finds out about this so that he can get locked up for good

>>20595558
Consider that in a thread with 184 replies, the Flanfags have less than 15 posts
It's not like they are hijacking the thread and they won't

me and my girl are gonna go see forrest gump in theaters u guys want anything on the way back?

>>20540881
What's her appeal?

>>20595681
her feet

>>20595681
well
I wanna fuck remilia

>>20595681
Perfectly flat chest and a tight little cunny.

>>20592247
Cucking Remimi with Flan!
Coming inside Flan while insisting on using condoms with Remimi!
Making Remimi self-concious over her flat chest when she sees you squeeze Flan's A-cup boobs!

>>20595681
Overwhelming Charisma

>>20596343
and 10 inches of throbbing loli cock

>>20596349
No gays here please

>>20596178
>insisting on using condoms with Remimi
It would be better to just say you're too tired or not in the mood when she wants to have sex, letting the sexual frustration drive her crazy.
And don't forget to fuck Flan on Remi's bed and not change the sheets.

>>20596370
And when you actually give in to fuck the remimi, do it quick and without passion, exclusively doggy and no eye contact and kissing, leaving her dissatisfied and unloved even more

meanwhile flan is getting a full on missionary creampie with lots of kissing and hugging like a loving couple

they wont highjack the thread they said

>>20596370
>And don't forget to fuck Flan on Remi's bed and not change the sheets.
Imagine how humiliated Remimi would feel if you told her to go to sleep in the basement in Flan's room while Flan took her place in the master bedroom with you.
>>20596400
It would make her feel even worse if you had so much sex with Flan that you couldn't even get it up with Remimi most of the time.

>>20596422
Its less about the Flandre and more about ntring the Remilia.

>>20596422
This is still a Remi thread. Discussion about her sisterly relations with Flandre is not off topic. On a related note, Flan seems to have a long hair even if it's tied up on the side. Would long hair suit Remilia too?

>>20596430
sure, but it is very important that remilia keeps knowing and is constantly reminded of what she is missing out on!

>>20596472
The best way to have a constant reminder of her sexual inadequancy is to knock up Flan and make Remi take care of the child. Even better if you tell Yukari, Eirin, Kanako, Okina and the other important leaders of Gensokyo that it's Remi's child, so she can still appear powerful and charismatic on the outside while being nothing but a political puppet and a nanny for her sister in reality.

>>20596540
Another good option would be to lead Remi on with very occasional praise or gifts, so even though she's unhappy, she'll always have a tiny bit of hope that her relationship will get better. Then, impregnate Flandre and break up with Remilia, saying that all of this is her fault because she couldn't satisfy you, and that you're going to marry Flandre. After that, move out with Flan and send Remi tons of pictures of your honeymoon, specially pictures of you two having sex. And the killing blow would be to send pictures of you, Flandre and your child being a loving and happy family.
This will ensure that Remi develops trust and self-esteem issues and can never be in a relationship again, becoming a lonely cat lady.

>>20596823
>becoming a lonely cat lady.
We already have Satori.
Stop making shitty posts in Remimi's thread.

I'm impressed. I didn't think we'd find a group as retarded and cancerous as the smellfags.

>>20596845
But I like Remi bullying.

>>20596850
If we allow lolicons, smellfags and NTRfags here, might as well throw my degeneracy in. Do you think Remi wears cloth or disposable diapers to bed? What about daytime?

>>20596823
Why move out when you can just promote Flan to the status of the head of the household. Remimi would be mortified if you told her that from this day forward, she's being demoted to Sakuya's assistant, a fairy maid. The other maids making fun of her for falling so low would only make it better as would the fact that she'd have to treat Flandre like her mistress instead of a little sister she can lock up in the basement.

>this thread

>>20595681
Autism and small cute

>>20596865
I draw the line at diaperfags.
Escort yourself out of /jp/.
also
>If we allow lolicons, smellfags and NTRfags here,
smellfags and NTRfags are not welcomed here. Smellfags are just obnoxious and NTRfags are nonexistent.

imagine

>>20597335
I'd like to image this shit image didn't exist.

>>20597297
Lolicons are no better than the rest of us degenerates.

>>20597344
damn homos and their censorship

>>20597344
Its a god tier image you stupid fucking homosexual

>>20597381
>>20597398
It's poorly scaled pile of asses. What kind of fag thinks a pile of asses is wonderful?

>>20597430
i do, besides i never look past remi's butt

>>20596440
Depends
This one fits her pretty nicely

>>20597430
>What kind of fag thinks a pile of asses is wonderful?
What kind of fag doesn't think a pile of asses from beautiful and powerful women is wonderful?

>>20596178
>>20596370
>>20596400
>>20596430
>>20596472
>>20596540
>>20596823
>>20596915
All of this posts really managed to turn my stomach
Congrats you degenerates, you can leave now

>>20595681
Cute, devilish, whimsical, chuuni vampire loli ojou-sama.
She blocked the sun because she wanted to be able to walk outside during the day. She ordered her wizard friend to make a rocket to visit the moon only because she could and canonically eats in a highchair, has a maid that can stop time and opens windows while in space, has a fucking chupacabra pet and goblin servants and fairy maids.

The Remimiry is evilcute.

>>20598333
How can you say you love Remi if you don't even enjoy bullying her? Seeing her cry is the best thing in life.

>>20598404
The best thing in life is to see her smiling happily because she thinks she is doing great at something but in reality you have been helping her or doing everything yourself all along

>>20598462
No it's not, Remi was made to suffer.

>>20598385
>canonically eats in a highchair
proofs
I need to see this

>>20598495
Considering that she is the mistress of a fucking mansion full of beauties and fairies, and that Flan was trapped inside the basement of said mansion for centuries, i would say that Flan is the one that was made to suffer

>>20598540
Remi has rightfully earned her suffering while the only thing Flan has earned is healing. And maybe a little payback in the form of seeing her sister squirm.

>>20598558
In what way has Remi earned her suffering?

The only thing Remi deserves is to be loved and spoiled like the little princess she is. Ah, I want to worship her slender loli body and pepper her tummy with kisses!

>>20599744
What about sexual bullying? Like pulling out right when she's about to cum.

>>20600199
Or yelling out Flan's name when you're balls deep in her.

>>20600199
>>20600216
No, no bullying, only love amd affection

>>20599744
based, redpilled and patrician.