Holiday Special Papers

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Get your papers here, fresh outta the press! Last thread down early due to unknown operational failure, we can't go through New Year without an operational thread.

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Previous one if anybody cares to wade through rambling anons.
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>>20501074
Is this paper good for use as toilet paper?

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>>20502485
As good for toilet use as a pitchfork is good as an eating utensil. It can be done but you're doing it wrong.
Every weapon has its field, no, anon ?

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>>20501083
It's OK to let things die, anon. There will be another time.

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>>20502814
I understand that anon, when a thread dies I usually just shrug as someone else will take over the task eventually, but last thread didn't just end, people just forgot about it. And I want there to be a place to post 1st of 2019 Ayas.

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I think the last thread was a victim of the spam going on last night.

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>>20504370
>victim of the spam going on last night.
Elaborate, anon. From my point of view I just went to sleep and by the time I was up the thread was dead.

Also holy shit if only that pic related happened, there'd be enough Ayas for everyone and nobody would need to share.

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>>20504481
Someone made a bunch of really simple 'Touhou' threads. It wasn't anything special.

Eh. Aya's a quality over quantity kind of girl. Well, outside of her paper, at least.

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>>20505088
I see. Well, that sucks, here's hoping that doesn't happen again.

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So does she get along with the other birds or nah ? Crows aren't aggressively territorial far as I know, but tengu sure are.

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>>20502485
Anything can be toilet paper if you're brave enough.

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>>20510731
I like your courage, anon. There's a very fine line between bravery and a very untimely death though, make sure you're not holding jellyfish or sandpaper before wiping.

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>>20509744
I seem to remember her sharing some kinship with Mystia, but I don't know where.

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>>20511044
You sure ? I remember that on the SoPM article regarding Mystia's and Kyouko's punk band, she says that all they do is scream dumb shit and that punk is not real music "by any definition of the word". Of course, that's a comment on the band's music and not the performers, but I wouldn't be surprised if Aya regards Mystia to be more on the birdbrain spectrum of things if she regards her singing as senseless shouting.

Also then again, I think only Kyouko actually talked in that article.

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It's raining and very cold, /jp/, and probably snowing over there in the North. Don't forget to wear your jackets outside.

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I'll stay up all night making this thread stay afloat, I guess. 15 posts in and page 10, guess all fellow Ayaposters died in a boating accident.

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>>20517315
This is the third Aya thread in a row. We don't always need one of these.

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>>20518870
Ehh, consider this an extension of the second due to its bizarro death.

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>>20511832
Mystia's BAiJR interview wasn't very flattering either.

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>>20518941
Well, since you reminded me of it, I decided to re-read the BAiJR article and Aya does, indeed, call Mystia a birdbrain. Also illiterate.
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian_Archive_in_Japanese_Red/Mystia
>Could it be that you can't read any letters at all?
That and there's the fact that Aya saying Mystia has a wonderful voice just sounds like sarcasm since aparently you need to be drunk to actually enjoy it. Overall, Aya seems to be annoyed at Mystia in general, not sure if they're that close.

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Two days left. Spend them wisely, /jp/.

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Little know fact(oid) : Aya's feathers are smooth and silky, Momiji's hairs are tough and not nice to the touch at all.

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>>20523690
Saved. So what kind of stupid stunt would she pull, high speed racing and drifting in a busy main street ? Taking presidential nudes ?

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>>20524681
Nudes of all world leaders while also nude.
No flying except over oceans.

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>>20525241
Presumably after the end comes the part where she learns how to use PS and edits naked world leaders together, either leading to everlasting world peace or WWIII ?

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Here is Aya holding a calendar with the 1st in it to remind you people of tomorrow. Pay no attention that it is a calendar of July. Or the fact that this image is half a decade old.

So if we say crow crow or caw caw upon waking up on the 1st, will it be the same as going rabbit rabbit ? Either way, don't forget to earn your good luck points, anons, this one counts for the whole year.

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It is to my endless frustration that the Bunbunmaru Calender is laid out with the dates in the middle of their respective boxes, making it completely useless as a schedule organizer, which is half the point of having a calendar.

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>Hoho. There's someone that you want to confess to... Is it a good idea to come and talk to me about that?
>How amusing. I just might make this into an article, you know.
>...Huh? Oh, advice...is it? ...So why come to me, then??

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>>20527821
>Eh...U-um...Er...What, was that just now...?
>You...like me?
>...Erm...that...I didn't...hear that wrong now...did I?

I will never in a million years get tired of these two pictures.

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>>20527506
On the bright side, they do make very pretty pictures, so hey.
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>>20527827
Embarassed Aya is a divine gift and we need more of it.

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Happy New Year to all the anons in Europe. Actually, any of you Ayafags live in Europe ? I'm still 3 hours away from midnight.

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Well, it's now midnight here. Happy 2019 to all of /jp/, hopefully this year won't be as shit as the 2017 and 2016. Now go what are you doing here ? Go watch some fireworks!

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Happy new year from Chile, fellow Ayafriends

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Happy new year from Minnesota, Ayayas. Don't drink too much!

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We're doing it this way ? Sure! Happy new year from Brazil, Ayabros.
>>20536079
Nice to see a fellow southerner here.
>>20536246
Sorry, but this bottle of sake won't down itself.

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>>20536246
I'm already on the third cup of "cola de mono" a drink made of coffe, milk, sugar and hard liquor
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Southerner AyaBro

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>>20536399
Cola de mono, as in glue for monkeys ? That's a funny name. Never had a drink with milk either (Unless you count black Assam tea with milk) so that sounds weird, but hey, if you're on your third, it must be good.

On my end, just straight up sake. I'm not a drink fan, at most I like caipirinha because that's pretty much a national drink, but I ran out of cachaça on the 25th.

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>>20536440
It's literal translation it's "Monkey tail", and it's pretty sweet, it's amazing with gingerbread cookies or pie

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>>20536450
Cola means tail ? Must be a regionalism, most of my spanish comes from part of my spic family of puerto ricans. Besides,only thing about monkeys that I know is SOPA.

Oh well, enjoy yourself. I'll stay here for a while I guess.

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>>20536473
Thanks, hope you have a nice night

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So how was midnight for the rest of you people ? This year some 3 of my neighbours decided to set off fireworks and they all detonated ontop of my house, shit was bright and deafening and now everything smells of gunpowder. Fun stuff, overall.

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Did any of you fucks remember to rabbit rabbit or are you doomed to have a shitty 2019 ?

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Another day, another year. I wonder why this feels just like yesteryear though.

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So, Aya with wings. Yay or nay, canon or not ?

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Guess I'll do as >>20518870 advised and quit bumping, we don't always need a thread. Saged and all that, time to die.

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>>20552950
Well it's depressing when you put it like that.

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>>20553733
Not many other ways I can put it, we're 50 posts in, about 30 of which are mine, with 7 unique posters. Maybe I'm just being hyperbolic and people are just travelling, who knows. But maybe I'm just providing supply to which there is no demand, invisble hand of the market, y'know.

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How does one get a copy of her paper?

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>>20560168
Just look for the girl selling papers in the streets of the human village, pretty hard to miss. Alternatively, go to the mountain and pester the mutt guarding the entrance until she lets you see her "friend", then buy some papers. After that, I dunno, maybe a subscription implies delivery to your door ?

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>>20560435
Then I'll gladly pay a subscription if it meant she delivers them to my door

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>>20560525
Your service is greatly appreciated, anon, Aya is criminally underrated and needs a way to put food on her table, after all.

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>>20560688
Anon I like the other 2 just as much as I do Ayaya, Does that make me a bad person?

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>>20560923
If by the other two you mean Hatate and Momiji, then yes, liking both of them as much as Aya makes you, like, 50% secondary, I guess ? Liking Hatate as much as Aya isn't bad because, despite how minimal it is, she's got some development and semblance of a character. Momiji, on the other hand, is just a design. People literally like her for her design, and I get why, I love it as well. But saying you like her "as much as Aya" is kinda pushing it a lot since Momiji isn't even a character.

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>>20561144
But why, pray tell, would someone go full commando ? She's got a reputation to protect, and it ain't looking good as is.

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>>20561996
53kg is fat for a girl ? I thought that was like, anorexia tier unless she's 150cm tall.

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>>20562069
Imagine Aya being 1.50 and looking taller just because of the geta

I M A G I N E

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>>20564450
Woah woah, you are reaching ilegal levels of hnnnng here, anon, height difference is handholding tier sodomy.

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>>20564574
>filename
Tengu geta are high-quality, youkai-made footwear that would never break from somethings as sim-

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>>20564680
That looks like it hurt, but don't let her fool you : tengu are highly resistant to pain and she could be faking it for a free hug. Not that I'd mind.

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>>20564714
>Aya and (you) are both moving some furniture on your brand new pairing house
>she suddenly falls along with a big cardboard box
>she is sobbing on the floor
>you run to help her
>when you are getting closer to her face you suddenly realize that both her shoes are intact and the only box remaining had nothing more than blankets
>before you can act the fastest tengu grabs you by the back of the head and kisses you on the lips

Aya is a fast girl

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>>20564747
This is very eligible for the "who are you quoting ?" treatment but I'll let it slide because it's a cute thought. Strange thought, but what is it about people getting hurt that can so easily be given a romantic twist ? It's almost weird to think about.

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>>20564747
Good, but how will you get back at her, anon? Gotta keep up.

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>>20564450
Silence. Aya is tall, regardless of evidence to the contrary. That's that.

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>As she kisses you, with the optimistic tought of a puny human outstmarting a tengu you try to take the lead, rubbing one of her legs, trying to reach for the soft and pale hips beneath her skirt
>she notices your intention and quickly begins to unbutton your shirt
>she is done with the first three buttons and then slowly moves her lips from yours, reaching your chin and then your neck
>like a predator she begins to attack all of your weak spots, kissing your exposed neck
>after a while she finally makes her mind

Aya's dinner is served

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>>20564895
>with the optimistic tought of a puny human outstmarting a tengu you try to take the lead
Aya wouldn't choose to spend a century with a human that can't possibly knock her off balance, anon. She'd want a mate, not a pet.

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>>20560525
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I'm sure she'd just drop airdrop it to around your door. Can't spend time visiting every house when she's running a one-woman show.

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>at the moment Aya feels more confident you get up, grab her and corner her to the wall
>as you get closer to her lips you say: "it's not fair that only you take the spotlight"
>Suddenly you begin to passionately kiss her, your tongue twirling in her mouth, as if you were a beast
>Aya is shocked, her "pet", an ephemeral human is making her feel like a clumsy little girl?
>she tries to take the lead on your kiss but you hold her leg with one hand and begin to caress her hips, her waist, her breast, all of her
>after that pleasure outburst both of you quickly climb the stairs in reach for the room where to continue until next day morning or the day after that.

Thanks to:>>20564921 for the criticism, i was going too pasive on the mc

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>>20565097
Better.

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>>20564926
I mean, I'm sure the good majority of her clientele is just other tengu from the tengu fort, because it is said that they're the sort of erudites/ascetics who spend all day drinking and gossiping about newspapers. I'm sure Aya would have to give at least some special treatment, if not even a greeting in person, for her limited amount of subscribers from the outside, specially the human ones. You gotta keep 'em around so that they keep buying, you know.

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>>20501074
>we can't go through New Year without an operational thread.
except we can... thanks OP

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>>20570182
Uhhh, you're welcome, m'dude.

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>>20565154
what anime?

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>>20581950
Trigun.

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For anibody wondering >>20565154 and >>20581996 actually came from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy81pbHk5NU
Skip to around 1:11. I'd make a gif or a webm out of it if only I knew how.

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Say cheese, the whole world is seeing this one.

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>>20501074
this is so last year

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>>20501074
winter version when?

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>>20564450
Also her small build.

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>>20562069
Aya has hollow bones like a bird.

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>>20602200
I wonder how much lighter that'd make her. Perhaps light enough for princess carry ever for the smallest of manlets ?

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>>20606527
Makes it easier to carry her to the bed

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>>20606633
But what would you do in bed, with a bird no less ?

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>>20606837
MLM:Mammal like mating

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>>20606527
Don't quote me on this, but birds arn't actually that light for their size, despite their bones. Ayaya probably weighs as much she looks.

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>>20607690
I know, I've held birds both big and small, they can get pretty heavy. People forget that what they lack in bone mass, they compensate with lots more flight surface. More wings, more weight.
>>20607489
Is this some sort of weird code word for mating press ?

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>>20608259
>>20607489
Yes

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>>20592067
Who are you calling outdated ?
>>20608555
Aya is for tender loving, not aggressive lewding.

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>>20616366
Aya is for rough, lewd and sticky lovemaking with me

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>>20607489
More like BLM: Birds love mating