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Wendi Chrimmus!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Content Aggregator: Anubis.moe
Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk

>> No.20482624

>>20482603
Adorable as hell.

>> No.20482629

Dragons

>> No.20482630
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20482630

>>20482603
I want a mean snake to step on me

and tell me to join with her or die

-t. ben franklin

>> No.20482649

>>20482630
Working as a henchman for an Ancient Evil isn't all it's cracked out to be.

>> No.20482664

>>20482630
I liked franklins treatise on the benefits of fucking older women.

>> No.20482676
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20482676

Merry Christmas everyone!

>> No.20482692

Post your favorite christmas monster waifu image anon.

>> No.20482695
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20482695

make dtagons puff fire

>> No.20482697

>>20482676
Merry Christmas! Careful around that Wock. She looks loaded.
>Wocked and Loaded

>> No.20482698
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20482698

>>20482692
Merry fuckin' Christmas.

>> No.20482700
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20482700

>>20482676
Merry Christmas jabberfag
>>20482692
>tfw no festive monstergirl to get mad and slimy with

>> No.20482709

>>20482676
That boy's pelvis is not safe.

>> No.20482711
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20482711

>>20482692

>> No.20482724

Pack it up boys, Christmas is canceled.

>> No.20482725

Reminder to give your witch and familiar an extra big hug!

>> No.20482747
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20482747

>>20482692

>> No.20482756

>>20482664
A man with great tastes, but before our time.

>> No.20482759

>>20482724
How come?

>> No.20482761
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20482761

>>20482692
merry christmas
know that your waifu(s) are thinking about you and they cant wait to pepper your face with kisses

>> No.20482800

>>20482711
But KDF, I thought you were jewish!

>> No.20482818

>>20482800
That doesn't mean my wife is anon. I don't know what religion she'd practice, if any.

>> No.20482823

>>20482800
>>20482818
oy vey

>> No.20482847
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20482847

>>20482692

>> No.20482850

>>20482847
What a pit slut.

>> No.20482863

>>20482800
>>20482818
>Kike Daughter Fucker

>> No.20482994
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20482994

We need some alcohol up in here
Where my goats at!

>> No.20483010
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>>20482994
I want to help a goat recover from her Christmas party hangover.

>> No.20483022
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Merry Christmas anons.

I got a few pictures of Miia and Cherry this year I wanted to share.

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20483027

>>20483022

>> No.20483035
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>>20483027
And to finish it all off, a nice drunk Miia picture.

I hope you guys all have a good Christmas.

>> No.20483064

>>20483035
Must take a keg to get her drunk with that body mass.

>> No.20483071
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>>20483035
Merry Christmas, Miiafag. You sure got your daughter something nice for saving Christmas dinner.

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20483083

>>20482603
Since Shoggoths are such good multi-role and multi-purpose maids. What can you think are one of the many things Shoggoth maids can do???

>> No.20483084

>>20483083
Fuckn

>> No.20483114

>>20483083
Cleaning

>> No.20483141

>>20483083
Nothing a Kiki can't do better.

>> No.20483152
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20483152

Posting my favorite selections from past threads.

>> No.20483154

>>20483141
A kiki can't be her master's literal everything. For instance he'll always wash his hands with soap and water. What a pathetic failure of a maid, she can't even be her master's shogwater and shogsoap

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>>20483152

>> No.20483165
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Merry christmas
Have a good one people!

>> No.20483168
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20483168

>>20483155

>> No.20483171
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>>20483154
That's generally a good thing.

>> No.20483174
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20483174

>>20483168

>> No.20483178
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>>20483174

>> No.20483179

>>20483171
>Not wanting to breathe shog, have shog on the brain, of the brain.
>Not shogging to shog your shog deep in her shog while her twin shogs go shogging

>> No.20483185
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>>20483178

>> No.20483194

>>20483179
Yes, exactly.
And some of us anticipate wanting to do things that don't directly involve the wife on occasion.

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>>20483185

>> No.20483202
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20483202

>>20483195
And that is all! I hope you enjoyed the trip down memory lane. Merry Christmas and Have a great new year! May you find the the girl of your choice in your stocking tomorrow!

>> No.20483225

>>20483083
Being super supportive of you, weather it be when you achieve something great or when you're feeling down in the dumps. She may have infinite things she can do but she’ll always value you as the one thing she can rely on to be constant in this world. They also make for a great best friend and eventual girlfriend.

>> No.20483232
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20483232

Owls
https://youtu.be/6hG6465r0dQ

>> No.20483280

>>20483232
>Wise Owl Mage slowly turns her head 180 degrees to face you.
>Her lazy eyes observe you.
>Her mouth opens and you expect something like 'What brings you to this forest, Human?'
>Instead she just goes 'HOO HOOO HOOOOOO'

>> No.20483306

>Christmas is today
>Your greatest work is complete
>You've managed to successfully buy, wrap, and hide presents for all 3 of your Kikimora maids in the weeks preceding today
>You've even managed to sneak them all under the tree overnight
>But the greatest part of all was seeing those stoic and quiet women wake you up with childlike excitement before tearing into their presents
>They spend all day clinging to you, alternating between thanking you and asking how you were able to do all this without them knowing

>> No.20483406

>>20483306
Silly Kikis don't know about my secret weapon. It's purple and goes tekeli-li.

>> No.20483409

>>20483280
Owls are chill

>> No.20483421

>>20483232
Those are some goofy noises.

>> No.20483429

>>20483232
>"Holy shit theres somebody here what do I do?"
is what I imagine

>> No.20483447

>>20483202
I like this sort of archive but since there is no good way to objectively pick posts they'll always be controversial in the slightest bit.
Anyway thank you, though you should have a posted a link rather than all images individually.

>> No.20483462

>>20483447
You are welcome, thanks for saying that.

>> No.20483507

>>20483306
Hiding stuff inside the house from a Kikimora is harder than stealing from a Dragon's hoard.

>>20483406
If you tried to pull this off on a Shoggoth she wouldn't be surprised in the slightest and she'd even mention what presents you'll give her for the next 10 years or so.

>> No.20483549

>>20482603
Among Wendies it's not a tradition that some relative dresses as a Santa, but as a Christmas Tree.

>> No.20483586

>>20483232
>>20483421
I live out in the middle of the woods and I hear these noises all the time, didn't even know it was an owl at first but now I really want one to monsterize.

>> No.20483605

>>20483586
Be careful, Owls are completely silent when in flight. They'll strike without a sound!

>> No.20483641

>>20483605
That's arousing in a strange way.

>> No.20483732

I'm glad tribal monster girls don't know about Christmas or else they'll go way too overboard celebrating it
>Amazoness tribes hunting boars to near extinction so that they have enough meat to feast on
>Goblins and P'Orcs raiding human villages for Christmas rape and giving men to their family/friends
>Elves doing even lewder things than usual and now in obscene santa outfits

>> No.20483799
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20483799

>>20482692

>> No.20483820

>>20483799
Give a crow a shiny thing on Christmas and she'll give you a happy life.

>> No.20483822

>>20483732
Amazons don't hunt things to extinction, they are wise and know what's in vogue at each season.

>> No.20483846

>>20483822
I wouldn't trust the CC wise Amazoness shaman who constantly speaks about moderation. I'd rather listen to the reckless teenage Amazonesses.

>> No.20483880

>>20483799
I want to hug the Christmas crow.

>> No.20483884

>>20483880
You are allowed.

>> No.20483894
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20483894

>>20483799
she bring eggs 4 xmas

>> No.20483896

>>20483894
so what about the eggnog?

>> No.20483911

>>20483880
>>20483884
Hugging a crow too unexpectedly might result in an embarrassing caw. Please exert caution.

>>20483894
Eggs are the best present a man could ask for from his bird wife. Expect if they're unfertilized eggs then it would make things very awkward.

>> No.20484575

Morning all! Was Santa good to you this year?

>> No.20484584

>>20484575
Woke up alone to no monster girl. Santa is a cunt.
Next year I'll be real bad so that I at least wake up to a krampus.

>> No.20484588

>>20482761
That kiss will be the last kiss before some Christmas snu-snu

>> No.20484593

>>20484575
I only got shirts. So it was actually fantastic since I really needed them.
God damn I feel old getting happy over getting shirts.

>> No.20484645

>>20484575
NES classic, Nier Automata, some clothes and £20 in a card. Pretty happy with that

>> No.20484670
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>>20482692

>> No.20484676
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>>20484645
>Nier Automata
that game gave me too many feels

>> No.20484705

>>20484670
Motherly evil snakes are what every anon in this thread need.

>> No.20484746

>>20484705
>evil

>> No.20484750
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20484750

>>20484575
dakka

>> No.20484776
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>>20484746

>> No.20484800

What could be a better christmas gift from your wight waifu then a loving handjob using her magic claw hand things?

>> No.20484806

>>20484800
Real sex while she scratches your back with her magic claw things.

>> No.20484822

>>20484806
Its not really a christmas gift if she does that every day.

>> No.20484823

>>20484575
I got alcohol, clothes, chocolates, and pipe tobacco. My internet router is still broken and I have to wait two more days for it to arrive.

>> No.20484853

>>20484823
>I got alcohol, clothes, chocolates, and pipe tobacco.
are you a world war two trench soldier?

>> No.20484860
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20484860

Merry Christmas everyone, have a good day!
(Plus a bonus picture https://i.imgur.com/Ai4hOip.png))

>> No.20484877

>>20484860
Very adorable!

>> No.20484885

>>20484853
Sure feels like it with this life I'm living. I'm hoping to go to my monster wife when it's all over with.

>> No.20484903

Taking my wives to meet the family!

>> No.20484906

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! Hope you all are having a good day. All i want for Christmas is too snuggle with my Kiki wife.

>> No.20484935

>>20484860
Super cute!

>> No.20484943

>>20483232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfjpzOUNu4E

Behold, the majestic Owl Mage pre-DL.

>> No.20484984

>>20483232
I'd love a goth Owl Necromancer.

>> No.20484986

>>20484853
>tfw Kiki got told master will be home by christmas

>> No.20484994

>>20484588
Christmas snu-snu in front of the fireplace is max comfy

>> No.20485038
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>> No.20485051

>>20484575
I bought couple hundred worth of stuff but it didn't get delivered on time so I got a gift card as an apology and then I bought more stuff.

>> No.20485061
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>>20482692
Christmas Yetis

>> No.20485062

>>20485038
Good girl.

>> No.20485064
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20485064

Make sure to give extra love to the reindeer girls!

>> No.20485065

>>20485061
>>20485061
Christmas yetis with big christmas titties!

>> No.20485073

>>20484860
Wooferton family Christmases look very cute.

>> No.20485081

>>20484750
Is she a pirate?

>> No.20485089
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>>20485064

>> No.20485099
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>>20485065
Big titties in big sweaters

>> No.20485101

>>20485089
I like my white horns hugely busty and possibly massively buff

>> No.20485109

>>20485099
You know what they say about wifus with huge hands.

>> No.20485136

>>20485109
No?

>> No.20485139

>>20485136
They have big titties those hands are needed to support.

>> No.20485140
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>>20483174
>Old foxes

>> No.20485196

>>20485136
Makes your dick look small when getting a handjob

>> No.20485204

>>20485109
If your wife can’t grab your whole head with her paws/claws then what’s the point?

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>> No.20485214

>>20485196
Not if your dick is bigger than her big hands.

>> No.20485228
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>>20483152
I will never understand "Red Order" autists.

>> No.20485246

>>20485228
They hate the fact that humanity isn't on top of the food chain.

I personally would betray humanity for a monster wife.

>> No.20485247
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>> No.20485257
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>>20485246
Humanity isn't on top of the food chain in the Chief God's plan, and they apparently see no problem with that.

>> No.20485263

>>20485247
>Monster Girls
>Condoms
What would be the point?

>> No.20485272

>>20485263
saving for later

>> No.20485277

>>20485263
Non mge girls.

>> No.20485280

>>20485228
>>20485257
The sooner you stop worry about retards who grew up under the impression that 40k was to be taken seriously, the better off you’ll be.

>> No.20485285

>>20485246
>betray
Is it even betrayal? I don't get it

>> No.20485296

>>20483232
>Owl Chicks(Daughters)
https://imgur.com/TwlLw3e

>> No.20485298

>>20485109
But are they big, strong, good hands?

>> No.20485300
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>> No.20485313

>>20485298
Yes gnome-chan

>> No.20485314

>>20485300
Would pound.

>> No.20485316

>>20485298
I have never actually seen that movie.

>> No.20485328

>>20485280
whats 40k?

>> No.20485344

>>20485328
Warhammer 40,000

>> No.20485349

>>20485316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf1WT8VEZxk

Just don't introduce it to a Ryu or you may trigger her more whimsical side

>> No.20485351

>>20485328
Warhammer 40,000. It's a very silly thing not to be taken seriously but autistic people do and that's bad.

>> No.20485375

>>20485351
I wouldn't say it's "silly", rather extremely over the top while still being kind of serious about it.

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>> No.20485414

>>20485375
No it's absolutely silly, the orks are proof of this.

>> No.20485421

>>20485375
The most serious thing about it is the rule of cool stuff.

>> No.20485422

>>20485285
In their autistic minds, yes.

>> No.20485431

>>20485422
I mean if you grew up in a order country then it might be a betrayal of that country(and religion), but it is hardly a betrayal of humanity as a whole

>> No.20485437

>>20485414
Eh, fair point.

>>20485421
As well it should.

>> No.20485445

>>20485437
Yes, I don't mind rule of cool

>> No.20485457
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>>20485414
The orks are a holdout from the time when it actually WAS silly. As time went by and more fans started joining GW, they actually started taking it seriously.

>> No.20485463

>>20485431
They view them as the enemy so in their minds you're betraying humanity as a whole.

>> No.20485466
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Which species would view motherhood and marriage just like pic-related? Radical faction members are a definite.

>> No.20485469

>>20485457
>Any community that gets its kicks from acting like retards...

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>> No.20485481

>>20485457
I have no intention of accepting 40k as anything but silly for the sake of fun.

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>>20485463
>They view them as the enemy
But why?

>> No.20485494

>>20485328
A Setting that desperately needs Lilith and Eros to body slam some gods and take over.

>> No.20485498

>>20485457
Isn't 40K currently getting out of a phase of hilarious levels of grimderp and hopelessness?

>> No.20485499

>>20485475
What do on this situation

>> No.20485504

>>20485285
They always go on about the power of humanity but the new information from the world guide about what an incubus is paints the setting in an almost Gurren Lagann sort of way where the chief god is the anti spirals and pretty much anyone with a monster wife is a using their spiral energy (mamono mana) to forge their own destiny with their own hands but when you point it you they start saying that humanity deserves to be oppressed. I think the biggest issue is that they hate the setting but have become so autisticly obsessed with hating it that they would rather make up their red order / space battles level humans killing monsters shit instead of just moving on and finding something that they do like.

>> No.20485510

>>20485494
Slaanesh and Lilith would be an interesting friendship, given the former's proclivity for some Clive Barker tier body horror.

>> No.20485525 [DELETED] 

>>20485510
Nah mate Lilith would either convert Slaanesh to the god a EXTREME vanilla or fuck her up. Same with the Dark elder.

>> No.20485533

>>20485525
>Slaanesh
>Her
Slaanesh is both and neither sexes at the same time. It takes the form of whatever the beholder perceives as the most beautiful thing imaginable so it makes it easier to influence and corrupt them.

>> No.20485553

>>20485510
Nah mate Lilith would either convert Slaanesh into become a god of EXTREME vanilla or fuck her up and get rid of that tumor entirely. Same with the Dark elder.

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>>20485525
But I like S&M...

>> No.20485573
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>>20485557
I like M&Ms!

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>>20484800
>a loving handjob using her magic claw hand things
I want that from a loli wight, alternating between using her otherworldly ghost claws and both of her small delicate hands.

>> No.20485594

>>20485573
Wurms in leather corsets!

>> No.20485616

>>20485574
That also sounds nice. Only i would make her a oppai loli.

>> No.20485636

When you get married to a Pharaoh, do you get your own snake familiar like she has?

>> No.20485639

>>20485557
>tfw no dark elf pirate mistress

>> No.20485644

>>20485466
A dragon.

>> No.20485646

>>20485616
Undead oppai loli harem is best oppai loli harem, tied with cow

>> No.20485649
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20485649

My brother
Come join me
In battle we are stronger!

>> No.20485655

>>20485553
>When you think she's extreme vanilla but she makes a harp out of some guy's mana in place of his nerve cords
>While he ejaculates every time a Daemonette plays a sonnet on it

>> No.20485656

>>20485639
I'd be careful.
Those girls will capture you and your town before dragging them to the far north

>> No.20485660
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20485660

>>20485644
With all the discussion they get, I never once considered the possibility of a yandere Dragon mommy.

>> No.20485661

>>20485636
If you become King as well maybe

>> No.20485670

>>20485636
>Tsundere pharoah only ever calls her husband her 'concubine'.
>The only concubine she has and she refuses to take others or look for a 'proper' husband

>> No.20485687

>>20485487
Maybe they're prudes or put human women on a pedestal? Who knows.

>> No.20485689

>>20485655
>Selling your soul simply means that the deamonette now has your soul in a locket.
>Basically like getting married only she will sometimes make you orgasm at in opportunity times.

>> No.20485693

>>20485639
>pirate
Eh?

>> No.20485696

>>20485689
Fuck i mean inopportune times

>> No.20485698

>>20485660
>not being her Arkenstone

>> No.20485701

>>20485696
They are the same in her eyes

>> No.20485704

>>20485660
Would a dragon capture someone and declare him her son?

>> No.20485711

>>20485698
>a bauble she hardly even cares about since its buried in all her other stuff
O-oh.

>> No.20485714

>>20485689
>Slaaneshi MG demons try to temp mortal's out of their souls so that they can take it for marriage.
>Also so they can get an easier way to figure out his fetishes to better cater to his dick.

>> No.20485720

>>20485704
Dragons would care for and yearn to possess friends and family like Greed from FMA.

>> No.20485728

>>20485656
Sounds comfy. What could go wrong?

>> No.20485736

What did you all give your waifus and daughterus for Christmas? If they were real

>> No.20485735

>>20485720
Aww, they're lonely.

>> No.20485740

>>20485711
You say that, but she jealously burns any other MG that even looks at you, and she polishes you twice as often than the rest.

>> No.20485741

>>20485704
A Dragon wouldn't want an abandoned Prince or wandering orphan to fend for himself.

>> No.20485743

>>20485728
Depend on how you feel about leather, whips, and politics.

>> No.20485744

>>20485038
Mummies deserve more love. Greedy tomb raiders who try to rob a sleeping pharaoh should get humbled through repeated mummy gangrape.

>> No.20485752

>>20485736
Dick

>> No.20485754

>>20485693
>Dark Elf Corsairs patrolling the seas for husbands.

>> No.20485760

>>20485660
With how clingy they are a dragon mom is always dangerous. I always imagine my dragon wife being super overprotective of our daughteru.

>>20485704
Maybe someone would "sacrifice" a small kid to her and she'd take care of him.

>> No.20485763

>>20485740
>polishes
So that's what the kids call it these days!
>>20485754
Gonna need shanties for this.

>> No.20485771

>>20485743
I enjoy all of these things!

>> No.20485773

>>20485741
Order Orphanages must have some serious guarding to do.

>> No.20485776

>>20485698
Smaug please go.

>> No.20485782

>>20485743
Perfect. I am actually interested in all three. Gonna serve my corsair mistress well

>> No.20485784

>>20485771
Then it may be for you!
Although, if she gets bad at the game of politics you may get moved elsewhere due to some screw ups....Or the rape/fight pits.

One of the two.

>> No.20485788

>>20485773
I don't think any amount of increased security would make an orphanage a happier place, especially an Order one.

>> No.20485789

Slaanesh would be Queen of the Alps.

Prove me wrong.

>> No.20485792

>>20485782
He who stands with me shall be my brother.

>> No.20485797

>>20485754
Pirates and mediterranean areas already exist in MGEland don't they?

>> No.20485804

>>20485789
Basically a kinkier version of the fallen goddess.

>> No.20485806

>>20485788
It's more about protecting them from wannade momsters/

>> No.20485809

>>20485784
>Your mistress gets exiled to a comfy southern island colony
>She is still planning her revenge though

>> No.20485813

>>20485797
I dont think KC has ever said definitively. Could be Minor mentions that i have forgotten about in some entries. I imagine they could be a thing however.

>> No.20485814

>>20485809
Yup.
Hell, they'll probably send her somewhere tropical.
To get Lizardman gold

>> No.20485820

>>20485210
Why is that mistletoe wet? And why are her shorts fully open? Which mouth am I supposed to kiss? This picture is too lewd and asks too many questions.

>> No.20485822

>>20485814
Just gotta make sure she doesn't get some gold that splits her personality.

>> No.20485823

>>20485788
As long as they aren't like Lescatie everything would be fine.

>> No.20485830

>>20485822
That only happens with vampires.
She'd probably just go full deredere

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>>20485504

>> No.20485837

>>20485752
You're a good Santa

>> No.20485839

>>20485820
kiss the tail

>> No.20485841
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20485841

Consider the humble monoeye.

>> No.20485842

Uh-oh! While pursuing Lu Bu you've stumbled upon the boss of the flaming mountains! What do?

>> No.20485846
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20485846

>>20485616
>>20485646
Personally I prefer them with cute small chests and sexy big loli butts.

>> No.20485848

>>20485820
Just kiss her belly button!

>> No.20485850
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20485850

>>20485842
And forgot my image like a retard.

>> No.20485853

>>20485836
Good lord.

>> No.20485856

>>20485846
They can have both.

>> No.20485857

>>20485846
Lolis with breeding hips make me want to grab the nearest Baphomet and mating press her through the fucking floor.

>> No.20485859

>>20485841
>buxomclops is happy
>flatclopsi are embarrassed
Is flat not justice?

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20485873

>>20485806
>wannade momsters
Y'know, I'd love to see a female Order knight develop a Jocasta complex for her adopted squire.

>> No.20485877

>>20485873
I fucking love dress armor.

>> No.20485880
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20485880

>>20485859
Indeed it is, but breast envy is CUTE.

>> No.20485884

>>20485857
That would be why they have them.
To entice perverts like you.

>> No.20485887

>>20485736
My levels

>> No.20485892

>>20485846
>>20485856 This man is correct.

>> No.20485896
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>>20485842
>>20485850
I ram my Jingu Bang into her Red Cliffs and give her a Dream of a Red Chamber. Her orgasm will be remembered as a tale of the Water Margin.

>> No.20485900

>>20485880
This is why you need cows.
They'll help those girls get chests as big as their eyes!

>> No.20485901

>>20485896
This pleases the Haku.

>> No.20485902

>>20485788
The poor local pastor does his best to run the orphanage. He doesn't care about the crusades the Cathedral calls for, he just wants to do what he seems is the good thing to do. He has heard of the monsters the towns folk rumours about and sometimes a orphan boy wanders too deep into the forest, but he isn't one to hate or fear.
It's the little people who struggle the most.

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20485904

>>20485806
>wannade

>> No.20485909

>>20485839
Putting a succubus' sensitive tail anywhere near your mouth is a good way to get her so riled up that she loses control.

>>20485848
I want to but it's shameful. Men shouldn't fawn over a monster girl's belly button.

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>>20485900
Be careful what you wish for.

>> No.20485919

>>20485902
>sometimes a orphan boy wanders too deep into the forest, but he isn't one to hate or fear.
That's how you get adopted by a group of kindly onee-chan elves.

Regardless of your age.

>> No.20485920

>>20485904
You got your Yuki-Onna in my Hellhound.

>> No.20485921
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>> No.20485924

>>20485873
What if an order knight does that and loves her squire so much she retires and lives a comfy life raping him, without ever becoming a monster?

>> No.20485925
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20485925

>>20485901
I have all four books in my room in Chinese, but I've only watched 1990s serials of Journey to the West and Sanguo. Does Haku-sensei teach gym classes as well?

>> No.20485928
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>>20485919
>>sometimes a orphan boy wanders too deep into the forest

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20485931

>>20485919
Ufufufu intensifies.

>> No.20485936

>>20485925
>gymnas haku
Nerdcows in tight-fitting gymnast uniforms stretching in ways that emphasize their tightly hones buttocks! What an experience!

>> No.20485939

>>20485924
Then that'd be lame.

>> No.20485940
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20485940

>>20485902
Such a kind-hearted man. Doubtless, a disguised wandering succ would want to make him a father for real.

>> No.20485945

>>20485836
What suffering exist under Lilith?

>> No.20485954

>>20485945
No more paladinfag roleplay or stomp fiction.

>> No.20485958

>>20485939
I don't know anon. It sounds cute.

>> No.20485959

>>20485836
did anyone explain to him that empathy doesn't mean what he think it does?

>> No.20485963
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20485963

Merry Christmas, mastah!

>>20485936
I'd practise geometry by calculating the volume of her almost spherical cheeks, using my hands as measuring tools while explaining my working out loud.

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>>20485945
http://allthetropes.wikia.com/wiki/Getting_Smilies_Painted_on_Your_Soul
Or something like that.

>> No.20485970

>>20485963
This is a Kiki who is getting some eggnog later on.

>> No.20485971

>>20485873
I want to be the squire of an old battle-scarred succ knight!

>> No.20485975

>>20485736
Any respectable spider husband must give himself tied up into his wife's web to her.

>>20485841
The most important monoeye day of the year is coming up soon, I'll consider them then.

>> No.20485981

>>20485954
Stomp fiction is retarded, but You can still paladin fag on the liliths side. I would even love to become a dark paladin Manticore rider with my waifu.

>> No.20485984

>>20485925
>I've only watched 1990s serials
The 2013 Journey to the West movie is pretty fun even if it's not really like the book. Need to watch the sequels.

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>>20485931

>> No.20485990

>>20485981
>a dark paladin
I believe the term is "blackguard".

>> No.20486004

>>20485968
>allthetropes
Is this some spin off of tvtropes or something? One was already bad enough.

>> No.20486011

>>20485846
>Having wholesome sex with your loli Lich wife
>She asks you in her deadpan voice if you're enjoying necro-pedophilic sex
>You can't even tell if it's supposed to be lewd talk or a joke

>>20485842
>>20485850
The only proper thing to do upon meeting such a glorious evil queen is to swear the utmost loyalty to her and beg her to give you your first task.

>> No.20486016

>>20486011
>You can't even tell if it's supposed to be lewd talk or a joke
Pretty much liches in a nutshell.

>> No.20486061

Why are succubi so perfect guys? I think they're better than any other monster girl.

>> No.20486073
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20486073

Are you guys gonna wish her a merry Christmas?

>> No.20486078
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20486078

>>20486004
It was made after TVTropes banned all adult content to appease advertisers.

>> No.20486080

>>20486061
Variety. You can have a soft vanilla succ or thick and strong amazoness. Also every mamano is part succ.

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>>20486061
This >>20486080
They even come in an Undead flavor.

>> No.20486116

>>20486085
Yes but if that's the case then where's the latex?

>> No.20486119

>>20486109
Any girl can become undead. There is even a reraise spell that will turn a girl undead at the moment of her death.

>> No.20486125

>>20486061
Succubus are literal sex demons who are built to drain your balls and make you feel unreal pleasure while doing so. Add to that your personality and bodytype of choice and you got yourself a perfect wife.
Other species have more going for them both in form and function and just aren't as lewd.

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>>20486116
I don't know what you're talking about.

>> No.20486139

>>20486119
Whick non-human/dragon/succ species would work great as Undead?

>> No.20486152

>>20486139
Orcs. Maybe when they get raised they become green orcs.

>> No.20486153

>>20484860
So has anyone done or drawn porn of people like Anubis fag, Gazer fag and or Jabberwocky fag having sex or love making with their waifus yet?

>> No.20486156

>>20486073
I worship her every day!

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>>20486139

>> No.20486165

>>20486139
Can Slimes even become Undead?

>> No.20486170
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20486170

>>20486153
Gazerfag has been commissioning lewds on an almost daily basis.

>> No.20486176

>>20486153
They probably commission it themselves.

>> No.20486180

>>20486153
I have some pictures of me having sex with my Night Gaunt wife but I've never done anything but a disembodied cock because I don't really feel like making a 2D self insert and I wouldn't want to pay double the price for another figure to be in the picture.

>> No.20486187

>>20486165
I don’t think so. Maybe a dark slime that had a shattered core can be revived?

>> No.20486190

>>20486153
Anubisfag and gazerfag have been getting lots of porn lately.

>> No.20486200

>>20486190
not to mention that daughteru-dicking mausfucker guy

>> No.20486202

>>20486165
I assume creatures like slimes and magical material girls could already work like undead and be functionally immortal as long as they continue to get spirit energy but it's not really clear.

>> No.20486208

>>20486170
>>20486176
>>20486180
>>20486190
What I mean is, has there literally been lewds of said waifu fags making love sex with their respective waifus yet?

Not have they themselves commissioned lewds of their girls.

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>>20486208

>> No.20486214

>>20486078
>Tanuki advertisers remove all sex related content from the internet
>This causes men to seek sexual relief IRL
That's when they get coon'd ain't it?

>>20486139
Undead spiders and sea creatures are great.

>> No.20486215

>>20486208
Oh, I think only the micefag and the gauntfag got something like that. The others just get floating dicks.

>> No.20486224

>>20486208
first person porn > third person porn

>> No.20486227

>>20486215
Like I said in >>20486180 I've only got ones with a disembodied cock / tentacles coming from off screen.

>> No.20486229

Any artist that typically doesn’t do mge stuff you guys would like to see do some MGE art?

Personal pick is CianYo

>> No.20486233

>>20486229
Pochi.

>> No.20486236

>>20486208
Yeah. https://twitter.com/DWN000/status/1077356476874833920?s=19

>> No.20486244

>>20486214
>Undead spiders and sea creatures are great.
soon

>> No.20486246

>>20486208
Why? Your question sounds a bit weird.

>> No.20486254

>>20486246
Seems kinda ESL.

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>> No.20486267

>>20486200
KDF is a great guy and you shall hold your tongue!

>> No.20486277

>>20486267
>mausfucker guy
He's not talking about KDF.

>> No.20486278

>>20486259
Does it count if it's already opened?

>> No.20486280

>>20485917
Giantessfags out.

>> No.20486282

>>20486267
Being a great guy has no bearing on whether or not I find his taste utterly repulsive.

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>>20486267
>KDF
>mausfucker

>> No.20486293

>>20486229
Japanese: Noise, Null, Pochi, Tro, Real XXIII, Tachimi, Yapo, Bosshi
English: Most of the artists I want to commission

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>>20486277
>>20486282
>>20486287
Ah fuck. I seen "Daughteru-dicking" and my mind went too KDF. I'm a fucking retard.

>> No.20486305
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20486305

>>20486229
Greenteaneko

>> No.20486307

>>20486229
Slugbox

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>How horned characters greet each other

>> No.20486353

>>20486208
Yeah but it's private why share it?

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>>20486324

>> No.20486357

>>20486316
Memetic god virus released upon the tumblr masses to turn them into perfect loyal mamano wives for anons.

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>>20486348
>How horned characters greet you

>> No.20486369

>>20486357
You sound 14

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>>20486369

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20486399

Is this loss?

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>>20486357

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>>20486366
I want to be double-teamed by Yuugi and Oga.

>> No.20486444

>>20486423
That's some serious snu snu.

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>>20486423
I hope you have Wile E. Coyote level durability if you want to last a night with those two.

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>>20486452
No worries.

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>>20486423
I want Oga and Hitome to absolutely destroy me in bed. I want to become the legend.

>> No.20486490

>>20486481
>I want to become the legend
They're going to break your back and make you humble bubba

>> No.20486495

I want a big cuddly minotaur!

>> No.20486500

>>20486208
That's kind of an odd thing to ask, anon.

>> No.20486526

>>20486481
>>20486452
>>20486495
Do not make big muscled monster girls into mothers. This will only further the cycle of innocent boys getting brutally snu-snu'd until they become men.

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>>20486495

>> No.20486536

>>20486531
Needs to be bigger.

>> No.20486543

>>20485296
Owlets

>> No.20486562
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20486562

Drink your tea.

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20486568

>>20486229
Kakuzatou, EO Masaka, Methonium, Regura, SolopipB, Cle Masahiro, Thinkerstatus, and Ushi.

>> No.20486571
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>>20486568
>Regura
I want to see him make an MGE Mantis is the milfiest Mantis possible.

>> No.20486580

>>20486568
God I wish that was me.

>> No.20486590
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>>20486580
That seems to be this artists plan.

>> No.20486596

>>20486536
She'll make it bigger alright

>> No.20486600

>>20486590
>Guys are the same age as the girls it's just they're short and the girls are tall with huge boobs
I love this.

>> No.20486601
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>> No.20486610

>>20486562
I don't drink leaf juice

>> No.20486619

>>20486562
thats no tea

>> No.20486621

I want to smoke a victory pipe on the field of battle against the Order!

>> No.20486625
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>>20486610
>leaf juice

>> No.20486627

>>20486600
I like how he gives the girls glowing pink pupils instead of hearts when the girls are really into it.

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>>20486526
Methonium is going ovaries to the wall with this too, and I love it.

>> No.20486663

Kikis are for mating, not for maiding!

>> No.20486673
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https://exhentai.org/g/1333331/352a710643/

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>>20486630

>> No.20486739
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>> No.20486788

Are you celebrating the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ with your monster waifu today?

>> No.20486874

>>20486692
Raika would be top tier without the furshit.

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Christmas Elves are the best!

>> No.20486923

I hope to spend at least one Christmas in Wendiville before I die.

>> No.20486959
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>>20486923

>> No.20486976

>>20486923
Wouldn't you be weirded out by the married wendigos getting plowed from behind by their coat husband?

>> No.20486978

>>20486208
It is pretty odd how open they are with their lewd commissions.

>> No.20486981

>>20486959
I wanna hold that wendi down and pound her into the snow until the transformation is completed.

>>20486976
not at all.

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>>20486976
No.

>> No.20486996

>>20486981
The transformation from easily flustered virgin into ara~ara confident milf?

>> No.20487032

>>20486976
No because id probably find a single Wendi looking for her husband to ram her from the coat.

>> No.20487048

>>20486996
That and my own transformation.

>> No.20487053

>>20485928
(Reitaisai 13) [Komorikiri. (Urin)] Usagi Usagi Nani Mite Haneru | The Bunnies Won't Stop Hopping (Touhou Project) [English] {Hennojin}

>> No.20487057

>>20486976
>Monsterboys

>> No.20487059

>>20486625
I'd have hot chocolate with a hugger

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>>20487057

>> No.20487079

>>20486923
I wanna get stuck on the way there only for a whitehorn to help me out!

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I want to use this Minotaur as a Christmas Tree and hang decorations from her.

>> No.20487113

>>20487079
>Foreigner Anon and outsider white horn learn of Wendiville's strange ways
>The first thing that struck them was the powerful and constant smell of cooked meat

>> No.20487138

>>20487113
>Wendimas is celebrated with husband's taking human form and holding a huge barbecue all day.
>Gifts of seasoned meats and alcoholic drinks are shared between the townsfolk.
>Anyone who would be lost in the snow that days stumbles into town as if drawn by the scent of the cooking.
>They are given a plate and cup and told to join the celebration before being taken home the next day or staying should they choose.
Comfy

>> No.20487146

>>20485820
>Why is that mistletoe wet?
She may or may have not had it stuffed in her panties which were soaking wet from her arousal.
>And why are her shorts fully open?
I think you know why. She wants it, and she wants it now.
>Which mouth am I supposed to kiss?
Both, and with great passion and vigor.

>> No.20487155

>>20487138
You forgot to mention the chorus of little wendis singing christmas carols

>> No.20487204
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20487204

Merry Christmas to all! And Merry Latemas to all the others! I come bearing spiders, milky motherly spiders.

>Spider Solstice
>https://pastebin.com/inx8fZu1

Glad I managed to get this out while it was still Christmas somewhere, it's not Christmas for me any more, but since I haven't slept since Christmas day I'm going to pretend it counts. Speaking of, if I happen to have missed any mistakes please let me know, as always comments, criticisms and feedback are more than welcome. I feel like it got a little glossed over towards the end, but I was trying to capture something else other than smut of which I feel there might have already been too much of for a short christmas thing. Also, apologies if any of it reads like the ramblings of the sleep deprived.

Hopefully I'll see you guys sooner than Christmas next year!

>> No.20487211

>>20487146
But can we mention that knife?

>> No.20487222

>>20486229
Distance

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>>20487155
>Awa wawa wawa wawa!
>Awawawawa wawawawa!

>> No.20487227

>>20486978
Monstergirls are inherently pornographic. What, do you think guys with wives who are literal sex demons are going to be ultra prudish?

>> No.20487230

>>20487138
They celebrate with food and alcohol? They are much simpler creatures than what their origin would make you believe.

>>20487146
>>20487211
Your typical romantic Succubus would have set up the encounter perfectly so that you'd notice the mistletoe tied to her tail hanging above both of you.
This deranged succubus on the other hand is not only drunk on the idea of kissing you but also completely unhinged and willing to go to extreme length for that kiss.

>> No.20487237

>>20486978
Not that odd, monster girls are lewd by nature and it's a way of showing their love.

>> No.20487241

>>20487211
Oh silly anon.

>>20487230
Nah, this succ isn't deranged at all. She's just a little desperate for some loving, and that just means that said loving will be that much better.

Give in, and give yourself to her.

>> No.20487255

>>20487241
Well normally I prefer thicker tails to wrap around me but I'm digging on that wing span

>> No.20487262

>>20487255
Imagine her hugging you with both her arms and wings and her tail wrapped around you dick, slowly stroking it as the two of you share a deep, passionate, sloppy kiss.

>> No.20487271

Where the fuck did all of these trash posting retards come from? Did those faggots from /tg/ finally get kicked off their board?

>> No.20487276
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>No assertive yukionna who makes out with you gently only to ruthlessly tease you until shes finished sucking your rocket lolly

>> No.20487280

>not even 500 posts
>Page 8
Man these threads really are dying.

>> No.20487286

>>20487280
>Christmas
Wow you tell me

>> No.20487287

>>20487271
Where?

>> No.20487289

>>20487204
Holy shit Penywise is back, it really is a Christmas miracle.

>> No.20487304

>>20487262
I saw some animation where the underside of a succ's tail was small feelers folded up and came out when she wrapped her tail around the penis. Also the spade opened up similarly to a manticore for a tailjob and it had two longer feelers inside.

>> No.20487307

I love monster girls.

>> No.20487312

>>20487271
Did you hit your head or something? Not seeing anything /tg/ish.
>>20487280
>thread hasn't even been up for 24 hours when they used to last 2-3 days
Board's faster, we've been averaging on 400-600 per thread for quite some time now. Quit with the doomsaying.

>> No.20487320

>>20487304
I've also seen quite a bit succubus art where their tail can open up at the end like manticore. Though I'm not sure I saw anything with feelers inside.

>> No.20487345

>>20487312
>Not seeing anything /tg/ish.
I mean you just have to scroll up for a bit.

>> No.20487351
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A warparty of P'Orcs blocks your path! They will only let you pass if you can best one of them in a fight!

>> No.20487353

>>20487312
>Not seeing anything /tg/ish
>>20483152
>>20483155
>>20483168
>>20483174
>>20483178
>>20483185
>>20483195
>>20483202

>> No.20487356

>>20487320
Said one was in a animation comp video but nothing was credited so I couldn't source it

>> No.20487359

>>20487345
Are you talking about the screenshots with the red order shit or?
If you want to complain, at least point out what you're complaining about.

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>> No.20487369

>>20487351
>One of them
If it's going to be only one it has to be the boss.

>> No.20487372

>>20487359
Well, I should've updated before posting I guess.

>> No.20487380

>>20487353
That was over 12 hours ago and it's just the usual screencap image spammer. It's not exactly a new occurrence worth shitting the bed over so long after it happened.

>> No.20487381

>>20487351
Nobody but that h'orc is worth my time but I'd lose to her on purpose

>> No.20487383

>>20487204
>three Christmas in a row Penywise has returned
Thank you, guy. I'll enjoy this read and I love all your work.

>> No.20487394

>>20487351
I'll take on that axe wield to the left and take her as a spoiler of the battle and as a proper porc wife

>> No.20487397

>>20487369
>>20487381
The first thing to overcome is the wave of H'Orc musk that will hit you. Need to concentrate on the fight and not that she suddenly smells real nice.

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>>20487204
>Orphan continuation
Never thought I'd see the day.
>She leans down as his hands wander, venom milked onto her tongue and smeared over her plump lips, laying drug-laced kisses over his neck and shoulders. A syrupy sweet moan escapes her lips and a sweet syrup escapes her ‘other’ lips as he gives her ass a light smack before resuming his journey downwards this time. Fingers dig pillowy trenches in her soft flesh before the bottom of his palm bumps up against hard, glossy and black chitin, about half a handspan above the knee - before this soft, thigh-fuckable, intercrural inviting mimicry of the human anatomy turns to a spine chilling and ruthless scythe-like reminder of a hunter’s efficiency.
Physical descriptors work wonders in stories of this caliber. I also had the realization that MGE Arachnes have dismal amounts of art.

>> No.20487417

>>20487351
Nobody likes Orcs except on an ironic level.

>> No.20487425

>>20487417
I like h'orcs though mayn

>> No.20487427

>>20487417
>Anon tells the group this.
>All their ears droop and they give a collective, sad 'Buiii...'

>> No.20487447

>>20487417
I like any combat orientated girl. Orcs and regular goblins don't get enough love.

>> No.20487458

>>20487397
No anon, I need to concentrate on her smell and let the lusty rage consume me. Depending on how the fight ends I might end up consuming her and her friends too.

>> No.20487462

>>20487427
Now he HAS to buy them ice cream to make up for what he said.

>> No.20487464

Mates, I need help. I once saw an image of what I presume might've been a vial or some shit like that that had boobs on it. Does anyone know how it was called?

>> No.20487480

>>20487289
Cheers, I hope you like it
>>20487383
No probs, and thank you. What can I say, something about that merry season
>>20487412
Yeah, I'm trying to paint as comprehensive a picture as I can while not going too far. I played around a bit with some more irrelevant actions like tapping to see if I could build a sense of space and atmosphere. Might have been better served with more descriptors.

>> No.20487482

>>20487427
Easiest way to beat them, an emotional fight

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>>20487417
Nah, I legitimately like p'orcs and would form a harem of them. No h'orcs though.

>> No.20487487

>>20487417
What's wrong with orcs?

>> No.20487495

>>20487447
Redcap and h'orc are the extent of my interest in that area

>> No.20487501

>>20487487
There's one autist who keeps insisting only bollocks likes orcs, he's been at it for a while.

>> No.20487509

>>20487417
That's where you are incorrect.

>> No.20487511

>>20487204
>Aruen gets her womb swollen with semen
Fuck yeah son. Also, what a lovely atmosphere. Especially during the actual solstice and sexytimes dinner.

>> No.20487528

I want to lick a loli Hellhound's sweaty armpits!

>> No.20487550

>>20487528
I wanna lick a rata tummy and huff her tail!

>> No.20487552

>>20487528
>>20487550
Reminder that smug lolis are for cumflating.

>> No.20487574 [DELETED] 

>>20487528
I'd rather lick her sweaty butthole. It's a sign of respect and endearment when you sniff and/or lick their butthole.

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>> No.20487601

>>20487574
I mean, I could do both.

>> No.20487613
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Reminder that the big boob kingdom is the breast kingdom.

>> No.20487617

>>20487574
Would a mg be flattered that you want to shove your head in her shirt/skirt and masturbate or sad that you didn't cum inside?

>> No.20487634

>>20487617
I think by the time she realizes what you're doing she'll turn you around so she can suck you off

>> No.20487636

>>20487617
Probably flattered. They can get the mana either way but it’s an undeniable display of just how much they own you, body and mind.

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>>20487204
>She either doesn’t notice the look, or takes active relish in putting the lately powerful and arguably influential man back in his place as the prey to her predator, the boy to her mother. The latter thought sends a quiver of yearning through her. A maternal need that doesn’t get fed nearly as often as it used to spreads through her and she moves her hands from around his shoulders, running one through his hair soothingly and the other pulling out one of her large pale breasts, beading streams of white already leaking from the nipple.
Always be sure to satiate your momster-wifes motherly desires while engaging in lewd activities with her.

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>>20487528
Instead, have a sweaty loli Hellhound lick some ice cream!

>> No.20487659

>>20487511
Pretty lights, quiet, fire, love. Cant go wrong really. Glad you enjoyed it anon

>> No.20487661

>>20487613
Going to go there an regale them with tales of adventure from my long journeys before retiring!
And any rivals/folks that want vengeance will need to survive the land to reach me!

>> No.20487670

>>20487634
I want her to push me down and hover her genitals and ass over my face while she goes to work

>> No.20487683
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20487683

Kikimora Maria is finished.
Enjoy and merry christmas anon.

more version in https://imgur.com/a/vzvE0b5

>> No.20487709

>>20487683
Oh my

>> No.20487724

>>20487661
It's hard to survive in such a land. The moment any man steps in there they will have to face great mountains. And the women shouldn't drink the water.

>> No.20487736

>>20487724
Maybe, but it sounds like a good place to end a career, even if the local sallies, lizardmen, and centaurs think you're full of shit when it comes to all your adventures.

>> No.20487742

>>20487736
Oh yes, the Queen Holst keeps the land nice and peaceful. Apart from the women looking to challenge a potential husband to a fight.

>> No.20487750

>>20487683
What a wonderful Christmas surprise. Have a good one anon!

>> No.20487752

>>20487683
Love the gold trim on her shoulders.

>> No.20487754

>>20487683
It's a Christmas miracle!

>> No.20487764

>>20487742
A peaceful land other than bustier than normal bandits and barbarians, along with your normal crooks and invaders.
And casually showing off to those mocking lizardmen without knowing it would be great.

>> No.20487784

>>20487764
It does make crime difficult, considering their breasts get in the way.

Don't underestimate them Anon, they're trained in breast fu.

>> No.20487832

>>20487683
Damn she's pretty sexy. Good stuff anon.

>> No.20487864

>>20487501
Shit tier girls belong with shit tier faggots

>> No.20487921

>>20487784
of course not, you don't make it very far underestimating opponent.s

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Would MG do different things for husband on Christmas depending if he has been naughty or not?

also merry Christmas anons

>> No.20487998

>>20487480
Somebody draw this man a Christmas Ghoul.

>> No.20488001

>>20487973
Most likely. Maybe they would force him to endure countless rounds if he was naughty.

>> No.20488013

>>20487973
>Dark priest dresses up like saint nicholas and "rewards" her husband for being good this year.
>Demon dresses up as krampus and "punishes" her husband for being such a "naughty" boy.
More likely is that if you were nice, they'll let you do anything you want to them, with few if any restrictions. if you were naughty they'll do anything they want to you.

>> No.20488016

>>20488001
Wouldn't that be a reward?

>> No.20488023

>>20488016
Oops. Countless rounds without cumming, he'd be on the edge of all times.

>> No.20488029

>>20488023
I consider that punishment extremely bullying to my own self,At least she isnt getting any either while edging husband! Ha

>> No.20488039
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>>20487683

>> No.20488042

>>20488029
Nah, I'm sure she'd cum a lot and that would only make it worse for you since she'd clamp down on your cock too much. The bits of energy from your pre and saliva, along with sweat should be enough to keep her smug.

>> No.20488047

>>20488013
I'd rather a wine goat get sloshed and dress up as krampus, then forget to "punish" me and just have a drunken make-out session.

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>> No.20488083

>Family got a Roomba for X-mas

Someone's gonna be pissed

>> No.20488101

>>20487683
Gonna be a white christmas inside her womb along with several other parts of her body.

>> No.20488144

>>20488052
What is this dumb scheduledog trying to do?

>> No.20488159

>>20484575
Got some clothing, some books, some beer, an alcohol infuser, and a bottle of tequila and margarita mix from the party a few weeks ago.

>> No.20488167

>>20487351
I would add them to my ranks

>> No.20488225

>>20488052
She's a pot head.

>> No.20488226
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Left or right?

>> No.20488230

>>20488226
Yes.

>> No.20488233

>>20488226
Left is right.

>> No.20488238

>>20488226
Right is an absolute slut idol not fit for marriage. I choose left without a doubt.

>> No.20488240

>>20488226
Left. Grea's perfect.

>> No.20488248

>>20488226
Whats the evolutionary purpose of such big meaty tails?

>> No.20488255

>>20488248
Attracting mates and used for defence.

>> No.20488261

>>20488255
You cant possibly swing such a heavy tail in self defense,plus they get in the way of clothing

and she cant sit

>> No.20488270

>>20488261
They are dragons, lifting that tail is easy and for clothes it allows for easy pantyshots to attract a mate like I said before. And you can't win all of them, though I guess they can use it as a chair too.

>> No.20488278

>>20488226
Left. I'm gonna make half-breed babies with Grea

>> No.20488330

Shortstack doms or tall subs?

>> No.20488333

>>20488330
Short dom/subs and tall subs

>> No.20488338

>>20488330
Switch loli.

>> No.20488339

>>20488330
I find it hard to imagine a dom shortstack. How can she be a dom when she's so tiny. At best she would just be a powerbottom.

>> No.20488352

>>20488339
They could still be strong.

>> No.20488368

>>20488339
Baphomets are tiny and strong as fuck

>> No.20488380

>>20488352
>>20488368
I'd still bully them for being shorties.

>> No.20488384

>>20488278
you mean 1/4 breeds shes half already

>> No.20488387

>>20488368
Hobgoblins too but not as strong as Baphos, they're powerful little critters.

>> No.20488392

>>20488380
You really wanna bully someone at nutpunch height?

>> No.20488449

Ok anon. Would you have sex with your monstergirl daughteru if she had a terminal disease and it was the only way to save her life?

>> No.20488452

>>20488392
Pretty sure attacking the place where semen comes from would be an unforgivable sin in the eyes of MGs.

>> No.20488453

>>20488449
What disease is it?

>> No.20488459

>>20488449
>monstergirl
>terminal disease
That's not how this works.

>> No.20488460

>>20488449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IiHRSBAMwU

>> No.20488468

>>20488453
Some wacky monstergirl disease that can only be cured by sex.

>> No.20488471

>>20488449
Anon, I'd dick my daughteru just to do it. So yes.

>> No.20488472

>>20488468
What if I develop a cure that doesn't involve sex?

>> No.20488473

>>20488460
Congrats, now you have a dead daughter.

>> No.20488477

>>20488472
You can't. The only options here are dead daughteru or dicked daughteru.

>> No.20488487

>>20488477
You obviously don't have enough faith in the power of SCIENCE.

>> No.20488493

>>20488477
How do you know? Are you a doctor?

>> No.20488494

>>20488449
If it's the only way I'd be a shithead for letting her die.

>> No.20488498

Hold on a second, if I get her boyfriend to adopt her, and he's legally her father does that mean that he can cure her?

>> No.20488499

>>20488449
What would you do if your monster wife had the same disease but the only way to cure her was by letting her have sex with another guy? And she won't be able to become an undead either.

>> No.20488500

>>20488477
>>20488473
>>/jp/thread/S20166158#p20170175

>> No.20488507

>>20488499
That's not how it works you stupid motherufcker. A monstergirl having sex with her husband will cure absolutely anything, the implication here is that your daughter is still unmarried.

>> No.20488510

>20488499
>Incestfag AND an NTRfag
Pottery

>> No.20488512

>>20488330
Shortstacks are biologically inclined to be subs, they body are literally made to be used by men. A dom shortstack would be just as rare as a sub big beefy monster girl.

>>20488338
Hard switch like a redcap or more of a playful switch?

>> No.20488516

>>20488507
Monster girl diseases don't work like that in the first place so even the daughteru question is retarded.

>> No.20488517
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20488517

>>20488507
>taking the bait

>> No.20488518

>>20488330
Both are good anon.

>> No.20488527

>>20488512
While I do like the Nacho and the idea that you can tentacle rape her to shut her up or be raped by her like in the extra art but I was mostly talking about partners taking turns being dominant.

>> No.20488529

>>20488510
I wonder who's behind that post

>> No.20488530

>>20488512
>Shortstacks are biologically inclined to be subs, they body are literally made to be used by men. A dom shortstack would be just as rare as a sub big beefy monster girl.
You take that back at once anon.

>> No.20488537

>>20488529
If he's not an NTRfag, then he's certainly a shitposter. Notice how quickly he moved the goalposts when he didn't get the answers to >>20488449 that he wanted.

>> No.20488550

>>20488537
>implying we're the same people
I get it's been bad here lately, but I didn't realize the depths of your paranoia until I made a post that finally offended your delicate sensibilities.

>> No.20488570
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20488570

Do not follow random fox grannies at the beach to the forest!

>> No.20488571

>>20488530
Can't go back on the truth. You can enjoy your dom shortstack knowing she's a very rare specimen.

>> No.20488583

>>20488517
Saki is NOT walking garbage.

>> No.20488586
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20488586

Got a couple really nice colored sketch commissions from a cool dude.
https://twitter.com/Jurryhouse/status/1077716626211041281?s=19
Also the shirt picture from before went up
https://twitter.com/apm_ax/status/1077722489105645570?s=19

>>20488330
It's better when the girl is smaller but more powerful. I love the idea of being dominated by a girl that I otherwise tower over.

>> No.20488615
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20488615

Fact: shark teeth make any girl better.

>> No.20488623

>>20488615
Agreed

>> No.20488625

>>20488615
i want shark tooth shog

>> No.20488628

>>20488615
Well that can't be right.

>> No.20488638

>>20488615
Are you a prophet of the gods?

>> No.20488645
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20488645

>>20488628
Prove me wrong, nerd

>> No.20488649

>>20488645
Shark toothed holst.

>> No.20488662

>>20488615
Truth

>> No.20488667

>>20488615
Shark teeth and I'll also take a long tongue.

>> No.20488672

>>20488615
>Comes home to lich waifu
>"Haltho huthband"
>after wondering why she sounds so funny you see she's changed her teeth into shark teeth
>After trying, and failing, to have a conversation with you she's decided to "test out" her new mouth
>Fear and arousal fills you as she starts giving you a blowjob.

>> No.20488673

>>20488615
I'll only believe you if you can find me a good picture of a shark toothed girl wearing a ball gag.

>> No.20488679

>>20488615
If you don't fear for your dick's safety during a blowjob it's just not the same. This is why you should always check a monster girl's teeth on the first date.

>> No.20488697

>>20488679
Do not fear death. Death is always at our side. When we show fear, it jumps at us faster than light, but if we do not show fear, it casts its eye upon us gently and then guides us into infinity.

>> No.20488713

>>20488649
>not thinking a spunky, shark toothed holst wouldn't be the cutest little cow
Bonus points if she likes burgers and steaks

>> No.20488731

>>20488713
>Likes burgers and steaks
She's gonna be a fatty

>> No.20488738

>>20488731
loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix

>> No.20488741

>>20488738
Plus-side, she's great for snuggling

>> No.20488749

>>20488615
I want a shark tooth Arachne to nibble my ear.

>> No.20488768
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20488768

>>20488615
Komodo-chan in anime form.

>> No.20488785

>>20488768
Source?

>> No.20488791

>>20488785
https://exhentai.org/g/761342/7a4c62cc2a/

>> No.20488793

>>20488768
>anime
Don't you mean hmanga.

>> No.20488810

>>20488673
Alas, I have only a ring gag.
https://twitter.com/kemonono3/status/1068389161449603072

>> No.20488814

>>20488810
Close enough I guess. Good stuff anon.

>> No.20488857

>>20488615
Shark tooth Trolls and Orcs when?

>> No.20488863 [DELETED] 

What would you do if your waifu became terminally ill and the only way to save her was to make your daughteru's boyfriend fuck you in the ass while your daughteru sucks your wife's cock which grew as a symptom of the disease?

>> No.20488878

What if your attempt at making fun of obvious shitposting was actually just more obvious shitposting

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