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She is a young Lunarian of 1,300 from a Royal Family, living in the Lunar Capital. She is
beautiful, rich, and self-absorbed.

She is proud of her luxurious, long hair, and nothing, from dresses to PS3's, is ever
denied to her.

There's one thing she's still missing, though. Something else she wants:

A dashing, romantic, wonderful boyfriend!

She pestered her father until he promised to hold a ball in her honor.

She were sure a boy would be there, just waiting to meet her.

As always, countless boys with countless riches arrived, attempting to woo her into a
dance.

...But she wasn't satisfied with the likes of them. She were all tired of all the foolish,
blustering machismo.

Then she saw "him".

One young "man".

"He" was nothing like the others. In fact, "he" was on an entirely different level.

...We're talking about Level 99 in handsomeness.

Kaguya: "What a gallant face! Are you a prince or something?
What kingdom are you from?"

"This encounter must be destined by the heavens! I knew there was a guardian angel
out there just for me!"

Young "Man": "Ah Hime-sama. Thank you for inviting me to such a splendid party."

"But, me? A prince? Nay. I apologize, but I'm just a forest guide."

"I've cleaned myself up to attend your exquisite party, but I'm usually covered in flames,
as I fight hostile youkai."

Kaguya: "Wow, you're a guide? So you hunt down youkai and fight them off, night after
night?"

The more she spoke with the young "man", the more enthralled she became. Then she
made a decision.

The heavens fated this encounter to occur, and, as such, there was no way it could go
wrong.

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What would be the point of beating around the bush?

Kaguya: "Please take me with you. I want to share your life!"

Forest Guide: "Of course, Hime-sama. Just say the word and I shall sweep you off your
feet and take you away with me."

"Scouring the forest might be dangerous, but I will defend you with my life. Now take
my hand and we'll run away together!"

...At least, that's what she thought "he" would say...

Forest Guide: "Huh? You and me TOGETHER!?"

"Oh my, you truly do live up to your reputation, "Hime"-sama. You can joke around with

>> No.2045905

[x] See her off

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Kaguya:"What...Why didn't it happened like the way I imagined it? Wasn't this supposed
to be destiny?"

It was love at first sight, but "he" rejected her within five short minutes. She pondered
the situation as her eyes brimmed with tears.

The prettiest dresses are provided for her only three days aftere she asked them.

Her beautiful hair is her pride and joy, and it taken 15 years of her life to grow it this
long.

Anything she'd ever wanted has come to her. All she had to do was wait.

Then she recalled something a half-ghost gardener would say...

>> No.2045913
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2045913

[x] Ask her to cosplay.

>> No.2045920

>her father

I'm fairly certain Lord Tsukuyomi disowned Kaguya when she drank the Elixir.

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She took a small some of Lunarian credits, hardly enough to call pocket change, really,
and flew outside.

In a panic, her father issued a summons for the most famous tutor in the moon.

Eirin:"What is it oh exalted one?"

"Does your daughter need an overseer again?"

"Hm? So she left for an adventure? And you're asking me not just drag her back home?"

"So you're saying once she starts pouting, she's unstoppable, huh?"

"She wants to become a real adventurer...Then what she needs is a mentor, which is I
am!

>> No.2045928

This thread confuses me.

>> No.2045932

Can we skip to the end where Kaguya becomes a hero and saves the "forest guide" and what progresses from there?

>> No.2045944
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Just go to the part where she is gangraped by wild youkai

>> No.2045946

Please, OP, pray continue.

>> No.2045950

>>2045946
Errr...I just copied an intro script of some game and edited it in hopes that someone could actually guess where this pasta is from.

>> No.2045951

>>2045950
Legend of the Kaguya-Hime

>> No.2045976

pouting games

>> No.2045999

huuurrr

My World My Way

>> No.2046240

Fun as this is there's no way in hell she wouldn't recognize Mokou

>> No.2046269

>>2046240

lol

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