/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I have a confession to make: I become deeply upset when people here post - or even just allude to - touhou pornography. Touhou has become a major part of my life. It has helped me through difficult times, has shaped my life philosophy, and has done far more for me than other people ever have. I view the characters not as crewmates or comrades- we have, after all, never met - but instead almost as a part of me.

Thus, to see them reduced to mere objects to serve your bodily lust is nothing short of a travesty. I am usually reasonably good at empathy, but such an act simply stirs my emotions too much for me to be able to "live and let live" or anything similar. The best I can do is ignore it, and that isn't much of a solution - especially when it is waved in front of my face by fellow posters here.

I hate that I am posting this, because I know that people reading this who have sexualised the touhou girls may feel unnecessarily guilty for my sake. Well, an open message to anyone reading this: if you care even slightly about my plight, please, I beg of you, don't post anything here related to touhou pornography, and don't encourage or respond to others who do. I've no doubt there are plenty of other places on the internet far away from the eyes of overly sensitive fools such as myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Its seems like you would do well to make /jp/ into one of those far from your eyes places on the internet, rather than expect it to become nicer to look at. Getting whatever you happen to get out of this franchise is fine, but yours isn't the first post like this and it wont be the last.

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>>20450745
/jp/ is what it shapes itself to be. People post what they want to post and if you want to see different content, filter it.

Besides, why don't you start a thread with an actual theme and if it gets enough attention you can be present in those.

This thread doesn't belong here the most, since meta discussions belong on other boards.

/thread

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Creampie and mating press

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Eiki is my WIFE and I LOVINGLY MATING PRESS HER every night for the sole purpose of procreation
CHILDREN with EIKI

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>>20450745
People posting lewd or alluding to lewd content isn't the problem, but your judgement of it. Remove the judgement and the harm is gone.

t. Marcus Aurelius

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I want to donate my semen to Reimu to make the other Reimu.

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>>20450745
At least you didn't start the thread with a Sanae pic. You dodged a proverbial bullet there big time.

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>>20450745
You're not alone, OP. Those are my sentiments exactly.
If it makes you feel any better, most anons who post faggoty shit simply for shitposting's sake are uppity teens.

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Lurk at least 2 years before posting.

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>>20450745
I get what you are saying, but /jp/ isn't your own board.People who lewd here still know the culture, play the games ect.It's not like they are just masturbating to them, unlike with other sites.Really do your a favor and get over it, you can't change that and still being pissed off doesn't solve anything

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>>20450745
Stop being a fag

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>>20450745
Nice writing, I’ll probably copy/paste this at some point.
I’m also not gonna stop sexualizing the touhous.
>>20450897
Mamizou’s feet oh god

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>>20450897
not OP but to be fair to him, Hiro stated that every board is allowed 1 meta thread to be up at a time.

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>>20451776
Fuck you, and fuck those who want to turn Sanae into a slut.
Fuck you again.

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>>20450745

Sex-negative SJW/bible-thumping fucktards like you need to get the fuck out of my /jp/. Dipshits like you are the reason why the western market is so rife with censorship of Japanese titles. Who needs politicians and outsider newfags to be outraged at porn/hentai when we've got pro-censorship "fans" lurking among our ranks?

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>>20450745
why you hate sex so much anon

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>>20452245
Among our what?

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>>20450745
>I have a confession to make

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>>20452245
/pol/ is leaking again

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>>20452391

If I was /pol/, I wouldn't be talking about bible-thumpers in addition to SJWs. Believe me, right-wingers are just as bad when it comes to porn.

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>>20451776
Kys

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>>20452391
i was reply below, difo guy, but desu even if its kinda /pol/ i agree his sentiment even if hes using memelogic

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>>20452260
It's disgusting, I can't get any of it myself, and because I'm a natural contrarian and hipster, I can't like it for its mainstream nature.

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>>20452485
yes, when you get older (mentally) you will realize to a good degree the hipster mentally is literally just one that inhibits happyness. nothing wrong with liking weird shit, all the better, but if its driven by cringing all the time you end up making yourself retarded.

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>>20450745
This is a joke right? How can one invest themselves in a doujin product so much that it changes their way of living?
This kind of escapism is not healthy

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>>20450795
>Its seems like you would do well to make /jp/ into one of those far from your eyes places on the internet
You should take this advice, OP. I'm considering it myself, most every post just sours my mood.

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>>20452516
I mean no disrespect, but where do you think you are?

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>>20451776
Oh shit. You're right.

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>>20452215
Once again proof that Sanaefags are absolutely and incontestably braindead.

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>>20452260
NEETs are on the pathway to becoming wizards. It is perfectly normal to hate what they will possibly never experience before 30.

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>>20452716
Fuck (you) too.

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>>20452516
Indeed it's sad, but where do you think you are?

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tl;dr

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>>20452764
Satorin is a LOLI, delete this!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

It's a pasta you dorks.

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>>20450745
I understand what you mean and I side with you, but man making a thread about this always, ALWAYS will give you the opposite effect and will make you look like a bitch

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>>20452733
sour grapes

[Anonymous No.]

did somebody say sex

[Anonymous No.]

goodbye jp

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>>20453339
See you later.

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>>20450745
>I become deeply upset when people here post - or even just allude to - touhou pornography.
I sure do love MASTURBATING to SEXY TOUHOU GIRLS having SEX.

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>>20452764
op is a closet faggot

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>>20453495
Really, or are you speaking in Seija?

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>>20450745
I have considered your proposal an have resolved to reject it.

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>>20453639
Would you mind explaining the meaning of the appended image?

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>>20453639
As expected of the mentally challenger!

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>>20450745
Same, but it's the only place i can call home for my love for touhou

Atleast it's not furry porn bullshit.

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OP you remind me of my ex

did you know my ex was a pathetic piece of shit neckbeard who my current partner and I make fun of

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>>20453787
And we just keep treading that well worn circle like a pill popping lumberjack, unaware and intimidated by the possibility that our opinion is equally meritless between tortured guffaws that replaced laughter long ago, ignorant but insistent that it means we're winners.
>"excuse me, but once again, who exactly are you supposed to stand in for chuckles?"

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>>20450745
/jp/'s shitposting is closer to our brand (which is quite close to 2005 era /b/), while /a/'s is closer to the new age imagereddit shitposting common to the rest of the main imageboards.

What that basically means is that /a/ shitposts by having a deluge of completely worthless shit, but isn't interesting in the slightest, or simple garbage that gets repeated simply because it is annoying. Example: '>implying, image macros, and other shit that would have been funny in middle school. /prog/'s and, to a lesser much extent, /jp/'s, shitposting consist of having a few different shitpost methods with at least some thought put into their creation (for example, the `How are breasts attractive' thread, which is completely off topic and ridiculous, but is well written and somewhat interesting none-the-less). Ideas are formed on a questionable premise, then expanded upon until it reaches it's absurd logical conclusion. It may also take the form of making a huge deal over a minor detail, or assuming things that are false and writing a long critique based upon that, or making provably impossible demands. Contrary to Standard 4chan Shitpost Model (S4SM), where the intent is to annoy, the intent of our shitposting is to entertain, provoke discussion, or simply as an exercise in writing.

Since the fall of Usenet, w4c style shitposting is currently considered some of the best in the world. Even the great usenet trolls have migrated to /prog/ to bask in the glory of our shitposting. The UN is currently trying to classify /prog/ as a world heritage site, but their action may come too late. W4c shitposting is currently an endangered species, due to invasion by the imagereddits, a dwindling population caused by suicide and incarceration, and moderator action. Some have speculated that moot is trying to kill all forms of shitposting that do not conform to Project Canv.as. So far, the best defense available is to derail stupid imagereddit threads with kopipe and JEWS, as well as giving harmful advice to homework threads. It is considered rude to call a w4c style shitpost in conformance with board standards bad.

It is thought by leading scholars that the reason for the Shitposting Schism was the rapid growth of /b/ due to the media exposure of Chanology, when an influx of underage Digg users caused 4chan to explode. Others claim that the shift happened even before that, during the first influx newfags during 2006. This school of thought holds that the first influx gave rise to the loutish behavior of `raiding' and other bullshit, which was a direct cause of the second major wave. Once /b/ was populated almost completely with underage children, the shitposting culture changed to it's modern form, where it is a competition on who can be the most annoying. The cancerous population then colonized nearly every other board on 4chan that could possibly appeal to it's socially well-adjusted population. Mentifex, an expert in the field, built the Artificial Unintellegence ANDRU to model the thought process of the imageredditors. Despite a few setbacks, the project has largely been a major success.

Since world4ch was not linked to on most boards, and since the average imageredditor ignores anything that isn't a reaction image anyway, the area was left mostly unharmed by the change of shitposting. It remained much more subtle, and resembled machine generated spam less than the imageboard brand. Since /jp/ was at one point full of autistic sexually deviants (a natural pairing for /prog/riders) and were far more computer literate than boards such as /g/ or /b/, they were naturally drawn to programming; /prog/ and /lounge/ (which had a shitposting style slightly different than /prog/, until two retarded children took over the board) was an obvious destination. Since it still wasn't enough of a secret club, they moved off site to places like 4-ch for a few days before returning to /jp/ with a more cultured outlook on shitposting.

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>>20450745
Think of it this way
Youkai need to kill and eat humans to sustain their existence, even if they're friendly with them
Fictional girls are just ideas, so they still need to be able to incite men's lust to keep themselves around, even if they don't act outwardly lewd. It's just part of life.

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>>20450745
You might as well ask us to turn off our libidos. Definitely not happening.
Try thinking about it this way. Your version of Reimu is a separate entity from some anon's version of her. Whereas your interpretation might follow the games more closely, anon likes to think that Reimu whores herself for donations. So whenever you see lewds, reassure yourself that these girls are not the ones you know and move on.

>>20451830
Also this is a good point. Sexualization is just another form of appreciation for Touhou.

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>>20450745
Cant say I enjoy porn of the characters turned into prostitutes or western sluts, but whos to stop the girls from enjoying time with their lover?

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>>20450745
I agree with some of the sentiments in this post but apparently it's a repurposed Pokemon kopipe so so much for that.

>>20452245
These fans exist in Japan, too. For years I've been trying to find (not very hard, mind you) a panel from a doujinshi once posted to /jp/ in which the author describes trying to counsel his friend, a super-autistic Youmufag, through the potential trauma of tabling at Comiket: what if one of the people sitting next to him has an H-book and wants to do a polite book exchange before the event opens? He'd have a nervous breakdown and die or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello
Please listen to my story. I'm a fan of touhou since 2004, amateur of shmup, I find a site that offer to try the doujin game “Perfect Cherry Blossom”. At first I thought it was strange, a shmup with badly drawn little girls. But the music and patterns hooked me.
The years pass, we are in 2012 now and I’m a Touhoumaniac. My favorite on is Sakuya, a quiet and elegant maid.
Maybe i’m strange, but when i love characters, i do not like to think of sex has their respect.
But I’m a man, i spoke earlier of Sakuya, and just recently I was like "Come on, let yourself be tempted by an erotic doujin about her, it can be arousing"
I try the first one I found with Sakuya on the cover.
And there it’s begins:
The story of that doujin is that: I do not know why but Rinnosuke is with Yukari and Eirin, and theses seem to be sort of slaves subject.
Rinnosuke blackmail Sakuya by threatening Remilia, the maid has no other choice but to be raped by him. And there are comments like she’s going to broke. Oh my god it’s awful…
It's horrible ... I know, some people like this kind of stuff, but I did not think the dream world of Touhou was touched by this kind of thing
I cry, it’s a fictional character, and some could laugh by saying that characters of Touhou are poorly written and developed. But I cry.
It’s now hard for me to think about Sakuya, I always disgusting pictures coming into my head.
I feel a kind of sadness since.
Sakuya is an important part of my life is nothing will ever be the same.
And yet I know that this is just stupid doujin! But I cannot do anything about it.
All I wanted was a little blush before a slightly naughty Sakuya.

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>>20452391
jp and pol are sister boards newfriend

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>>20456944
/pol/ and reddit are sister boards incel

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>>20456953

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>>20456981
The fact that this image has been repurposed into defending /pol/ truly does mean that it's completely fucking dead.

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>>20457021
No, it means current /pol/ shitards are unoriginal and don't know a thing about board culture.

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>>20451776
>>20452215
>>20452449
>>20452714
>>20452747

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/jp/ is dead

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>>20462424
It was never alive in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

this board has been taken over by pussies.

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>>20450745
I just fapped to Reimu :')

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>>20463337
All boards not inhabit weaklings.

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>>20452245
I lost my Makai Marisa anon
Anyone mind linking me to the archives for it?

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I feel bad jerking off to touhou characters but I do it anyway. There's always the thought in the back of my head "What if Gensokyo is real and they find out?". Some of the characters are just too lewd to not fap to though. Like Tewi and Nazrin.

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>>20468348
A feeling of betrayal when you get one out to another touhou or medium and immediately think back to your favorite 2hu and what she would think of you doing such things.

Don't direct your hatred toward me kudasai.

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Those smug bitches took years of my time and lifeforce when I tried 1cc their bullshit danmaku. Of course I'm going to have mighty wank to them as a reward and compensation.

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>>20452371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo

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>>20468348
I only feel bad fapping to clownpiece because I feel like she would demand more cum than how much I can produce

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>>20456944
Hahaha, "no."

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>>20450745
naisu bloggu

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>>20450745
Well then. You must be getting extra mad when you know anons are jacking off to fairies every day and hour.
I just thought you wanted to know that.

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>>20457021
>>20458568
Stop crying and go to another board losers

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>>20450745
Mmmm
Man it's nice being able to cum to touhous every single day.
Marisa is so lewd, Reimu-chan is cute.
And lewd Miss Yukarin!

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>>20479398
Does it feel good?

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>>20482085
Most of the time it does

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>>20483563
>Most of the time
>Most
Explain

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>>20486360
He means what he says.

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>>20450745
I respect your opinion.

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>>20450745
Welcome to 4chan

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>>20463337
I wouldn't mind being overtaken by 2hu pussies.

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>>20453710
Isn't Reimu in her twenties by now? I doubt Marisa is any younger than her.

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What you mean it's not interesting to read from what angles some random dude would like to fuck his favorite 2hu?

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>>20450745
what?

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>>20450745
Stop being a faggot. You actually should be glad that /jp/ is a blue board otherwise people would spam porn all day.

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>>20450745
Ironically, the Touhou posters of /trash/ share a similar sentiment to yourself. You shall find what you seek... there.