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2044392 No.2044392 [Reply] [Original]

i remember the night i had sex with len

the lights were dark

she walked in like normal but she was naked.

"you are hot" i said

"thank you" she told me back

she leanded over and my penis was hard and i stuck it in here like a fork.

"uuuuuuhhhhh" she said

i move it in and out really quick and she likes it

a whole lot.

thats how i did it with len.

>> No.2044408

>>2044392
you forgot the

>and then I woke up

>> No.2044421

>the lights were dark

ಠ__ಠ

>> No.2044430

>>2044408
No, he forgot the:

>And I logged off of fanfiction.net

>> No.2044436

Sounds like a game of pretend.

>> No.2044479

xD

>> No.2044503

but len cant talk

>> No.2044507

I can recall the night I had intercourse with Len.

There was an absence of light,
She walked in as per usual, though she had doffed all of her clothing.
"You are quite arousing to the eyes and genitals." I stated.
"Thank you muchly, good sir." She politely told me back.
She bent over, my penis was erect, so I decided to make use of the situation, sticking it into her body like the accompaniment to a carving knife.

"Uuuuuuh.", her reaction was quite satisfactory.

I enter and exit her, the true embodiment of godspeed. She appears to enjoy being treated in thus manner.

In fact, I would say she more than enjoys it.

And that, gentlemen is an anecdote retelling my sexual escapades with Len.

>> No.2044514

If Shirou jackhammered Len, would he destroy her lithe body?

>> No.2044525

>>2044514
damn you, I get an erection whenever I imagine jackhammering

>> No.2044527

>>2044514
I don't know, would he destroy Ilya's body?

>> No.2044531

If Shiki tried to have sex with any girl at all, wouldn't he cut their lines with his dick on accident?

>> No.2044543

>>2044531
if he removes his glasses, he wont know where the line/dot is.
It looks like hitting the point requires an unusual amount of accuracy if a normal person can't do it by accident

>> No.2044553

But Ryougi killed flowers just by touching them with her fingertips.

>> No.2044572

>"thank you" she told me back

Faggot, she wouldn't talk back.

>> No.2044641

>>2044572
thats cuz shes not ur waifu bitch

>> No.2044685

>>2044392
>lencatpark.jpg
>Lincolnpark.jpg
>Linkinpark.jpg

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2044700

>>2044685

>> No.2044704
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2044704

>>2044700

>> No.2044709

>>2044685
Linkin Park is pretty good despite what /mu/ thinks.

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2044711

>>2044704

>> No.2044717

>>2044709
Spoiler: It's not just /mu/.

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2044720

>>2044709

>> No.2044721

>>2044717
Everyone is just butthurt because they are too popular. If you ignore that fact, the music is okay.

>> No.2044757

>>2044721

Their very first album was OK. But after that, it's all just techno bullshit.

And I mean that even b4 I found 4chan.

>> No.2044767

>>2044757
so techno's not your thing, doesn't mean it's bullshit

>> No.2044769

>>2044721
Does it piss you off that I cant stand whiny faggotree in todays music? I want music to kick someones ass to not slit my wrists to.

>> No.2044775

>>2044392
>>2044507
But Ren doesn't talk.

>> No.2044779

>>2044757
Burn.

>> No.2044885

>>2044757
All of their albums were bullshit.

>> No.2044930

>>2044757
>Techno Bullshit

wtf you talking about.

Minutes to Minute was pure analog production from Rick Rubin.

Anyways, they're alright. I can phase the emo lyrics out and just enjoy the music.

>> No.2044941

>>2044930
>Anyways, they're alright. I can phase the emo lyrics out and just enjoy the music.

ಠ_ಠ

Eh, okay. Here, listen to some real music:
>>2044784

>> No.2044964

>>2044941

heh, godspeed is pretty solid, but I can't stand listening to them too long at a time - too much "melodrama" with the music, ya know

>> No.2044977
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2044977

Megadeth - Rust in Peace

The only album you'll ever need.

>> No.2044978

>>2044964
>melodrama
melancholy actually

>> No.2045014

>>2044977
Fuck yes.

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2045033

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?!

>> No.2046095

>>2044779
>>2044930

LOL HEAR MOAR NEWFAG.

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