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Do you like Yukari?
Yukari? More like my paizuri slave!
>>20438848I LOVE Yukari!
Yukari is a loving grandmother.
>>20438848>>20440175What a slut
I really, really like Yukarin!
>>20438871based and okinapilled
>>20443794Nice epic meme bro>>>/r/eddit
>>20438848As a character, yes. As a person, noooooooooooooo.She's basically Hitler crossed with Jeffrey Dahmer if they were old school fair folk types. She's a monster through and through, but a FANTASTIC villain.
>>20448169She's not a villain.
>>20438848she's the primary hag so of course she's shit
>>20438848I want her to step on me whilst saying "ara ara" in a very seductive voice
>>20443794Epic dalseflag >>>/yukareddit/
>>20448739She's unironically one of the most evil creatures to ever beHitler and Stalin are limp wristed piss babies in comparisonShe might have great sex appeal, but she's not a good person at all
>>20448739She's a mass murdering sociopath. Unless you think ZUN is okay with mass murder, she's meant to be a villain.
>>20448888This anon gets it.
>>20448902>>20450922Who is behind this post?
>>20451530At least one of them is a rather boring /vg/ poster. Ignore him.
>>20438848I like Yukarin-sama and hope that one day she'll take me to Gensokyo.
>>20448888This.She's not especially useful for anything else, but oh god is she great for that.
>>20450922ZUN IS a murdering sociopath.
>>20440175I thought that was pregnancy test in the thumbnail.
>>20438848I'm on the fence
>>20443794Now do one with Junko.
I want to get tickled by Yukarin!
Yukarin's feet are a miracle of the universe.
>>20460192this is sadistic
Okina and Yukari taking turns to bang my ass.
>>20460799It's amazing! I'd give anything for her to do that to me.
>>20460813Why not getting spitroasted by Okina and Yukarin?
Fucking footfagsFucking regular fags
>>20451530I'm pretty sure a retard is behind the first one.
I am Yukari
>>20467123You have a very nice smile, Yukari.
>>20469280Why thank you.
>>20469295Tell me, though, is it true what they say, that you're an eldritch abomination with a completely inhuman mind?
>>20469309People fear what they do not understand.
>>20469330But anon seems to understand quite well that you're an eldritch abomination with a completely inhuman mimd.
Yukari is pretty great. She's got a good design, fun personality, interesting powers, and plenty of plot importance. Honestly, though, her best quality is that she's one of those ladies who would just be so much god damn FUN to restrain, torment, and gradually bust down a peg or two or ten.
>>20469341>restrain, torment, and gradually bust down a peg or two or tenHard to imagine how that could happen.
>>20469348Im 6'6" 210lbs and i throw a mean hookno gap can save her
>>20469359And they never heard from anon again.
>>20469390Yeah.Threatening the Yakumos means threatening that one anon. Man what a fuckup.
>>20469359>6'6" 210lbsLanky as fuck dude.
Too many t.lunarian posts in this thread, salty about how their combined intelligence (including Eirin) is crayon eater tier compared to YukariShe can attack all of the Lunarians at once and take no damage, where they killed one of their own princesses for eternity sipp and imprisoned an entire race of rabbitsYukari has never been hurt and never will be
>>20469348Magic and drugs and that bullshit from me, enormous overconfidence from her. Besides, I have a dick and no face. My victory is assured.
>>20469359Youkai have superhuman strenthShe could tear a steel door off its hinges and bludgeon you to death with it
>>20470294Give a citation on that strenth, anon. I hear about it all the time but never see any evidence of it, neither it's existence not extent.
>>20470371>In Curiosities of Lotus Asia Chapter 12, Yukari's hand is able to effortlessly block and brush aside a mallet swung by Rinnosuke Morichika with all his might, leaving him shocked that a small slender feminine hand was able to pull off such a feat. Rinnosuke said that it feels like he hit a pillow.Do you even know how youkais work
>>20470421Well, there you go.Still, it's youkai strength is still youkai stuff. It's nothing insurmountable. Difficult and dangerous to challenge, but Yukari's worth the effort and risk. I hope she knows that!
>>20469947>I have a dick and no face.
>>20470460You picking a fight, anon? I'd really rather not. Besides, those are sinsacks. They're special.
You guys got it all wrong. If you think you're even worth Yukari's time, but you do not possess any special qualities, then you're in for disappointment. However, I have a strong will and psychic powers.
>>20469359>try and punch yukari>opens a gap in front of her face and makes you punch yourself in the dick
>>20443794>lost warGo back and read SSiB you fucking retard
>>20471001Somebody please draw a 4koma of this.
>>20470294>>20470371>>20470421>>20470441Even if Yukari isn't intrinsically super-humanly strong, she can use her abilities to grant her an arbitrary amount of strength at will.
>>20472120>explaining something that is already known
>>20470441Yukari could permanently mind control you with a thought, or even just by you looking at her for too long.She's done it to higher beings than a human.
You literally can't even LOOK AT HER without your free will being submitted if she so desires
>>20472652Stare at fabulous Yog Sothoth, lose your sanity.It's not complicated.
>>20472652Who wouldn't want to do everything she wants after merely looking at her?
Kosuzu should consider herself lucky.
>>20472657I would. I hope I can be useful for Yukari's plans.
>>20472120>>20472638Well obviously one would need to seal her abilities in some way.
>>20472900If 5000+ heavenly gods who seal other gods on the daily (see Kojiki) can't do it, it's completely hopeless.
>>20472120stop with that omnipotence fanonshit memereminder that we know nothing about the limits of her border manipulation ability
>>20472987True but we know it's enough to define fantasy and reality for the whole planet / master and slave for individuals
>>20472991Oh god you're this retard again. For the last fucking time, the only thing the Boundary of Fantasy and Reality does is separate Gensokyo from the real world and act as a beacon to the world's youkai, beckoning them to come to Gensokyo. The purpose of it was to allow for more youkai to come into Gensokyo.
>>20473006There's a whole manga + print work about how even an eternal heavenly knowledge god trying to directly act against Yukari just ends up doing exactly what she wants.And that knowledge god had known about Yukari for centuries, making her the best prepared being to deal with her.It's a Lovecraftian exercise in futility to go against Yukari!
>>20473030You're just wrong lmao, you're partially right about the effect but go read Basic Knowledge of Fantastic Worlds 2015.The effect being a youkai magnet doesn't undo the text of what it is.
>>20473006me on the left
Yukari is powerful indeed, but the reason nobody can do anything against her and she always gets what she wants is her intelligence.The rest of the powerful characters ride the short bus apparently.
>>20473031Blah. I'm really not that interested in talking about the how securing Yukari would work, anon. That's really just powerlevel chat, and that's trash.
>>20473096I love this artist!
>>20473138And I love me_
>>20473043Yukari didn't literally create fantasy like a god you smoothbrain. The Lunar Capital and Hell existed before Gensokyo was a thing. Fantasy always existed. She just seperated Gensokyo from the real world. That's all. It's her job, after all, to create walls.
>>20473240That's the ticket.
>>20473257Is the sadist secretly a masochist after all?
>>20473271No, but the border between masochism and sadism isn't that wide. Yuuka's got a pretty similar appeal to me as Yukari. Take >>20469341 but make it less enthused and that's Yuuka, more or less.
>>20473320Whatever dude I don't care
>>20473320I made you a cake
>>20473350Well, yeah. Yukari's super lewd.>>20473360Thanks, but I don't really care for cake. Or hijacks. Try again with a pie.
>>20473409Humans are born without purpose, live for no reason and die for nothing.Wouldn't you agree?
>>20473611Please do not hurt Kogasa!!!!!!!!!!!She's just a little girl!!!!
>>20473634What have you done with my top?
>>20473645It's in the wash
>>20471803Gotcha covered, bro.
>>20474085Neat-o. I think it is funnier without the "ohh yeah" panel, though.
>>20474161What are you saying? Yaranaika faces make everything funnier!
Yukari is on the first page?This must not be allowed.
>>20473099I think you are missing an opportunity here, anon. What >>20473031 is implicitly suggesting is that to live out your fantasy you must somehow get Yukari to go along with it. This could involve, for instance, creating a situation (incident) that leads to that by necessity or maybe even just exposing her to the right sort of content. There is a lot of space to be creative with it.
>>20474241Apologies for post a sample.
>>20474241>>20474254>>20474329I tire of your ramblings youkaiBEGONE
>>20474241The possibility has been considered, but seems questionable. I have no idea what sort of incident one could start that would guarantee Yukari giving herself up to this sort of experience, and it would in all likelyhood end up being harder than restraining her in some more personal way. I don't want to mess with >>20474349 and >>20474228. And by "exposing her to the right content" I suppose you mean getting her interested in this sort of kink? Ehhhh...maybe as a start, maybe. The experience would lose something if it's just a play she's consenting too.
>>20474085Surprised to see you in the Yukarin thread as well
>>20438848Yukari is pretty good personality, too bad my friend absolutely hates touhou characters, so got to hide my favorites in public space.
Yes, Now that's my Reimu.
>>20474901Yukari keeps the shrine afloat in exchange for Reimu's busywork
>>20474920Yukari needs some headpatting!
>>20475067Delete this.And post it here>>20292006
>>20469348Effort and luck.I'm going to go rub a bunny before I try.
>>20475207This set is way to god damn good. I'd prefer to be more hands on, but it's still so god damn good.
>>20440175I want to suck those titties
>>20475620me the snek
I like the idea of Yukari as a sexual glass cannon; a predatory bully on the offense who loses all composure the moment a rod spreads her maidenly petals.
>>20475626I want those titties to become my whole and only sustain in life
>>20474604Well, she is in my top 10% Touhous, although I was indeed only attracted by the images of my wife after seeing the end of this thread on the first page by chance.
>>20475207False Yukari drawings by sad desperate humans do not count anon
Burn some incense and have your own Yukari ritual to bring her eldritch knoledge, intelligence, wisdom, grace and manipulation upon you.Also ability to never lose and steal endings from other mangas
>>20476497That's all Yukari art, anon.
>>20476526Most Yukari art isn't by sad desperate ones though.
>>20476544You can tell the sad art because it's situations Yukari will literally never be in, like that one there.I'm pretty sure that post had something about Yukari being sad the person she was going to marry died. (?)Yuyuko died and Yukari is still using her in moon plots 1000 years later, death is not even an inconvenience to her.
>>20476552>You can tell the sad art because it's situations Yukari will literally never be inSo, all of them.
>>20476562Yukari smug, magnificent, intimidating, enjoying herself and engaging in plots fits with things she's done and is likely to do in the future, so that's good art.
>>20476568Unless it's straight out of the official works, all Yukari art is "situations Yukari will literally never be in." Similar isn't enough.Also she's not real.
>>20476614The God Emperor of Mankind conquering some planet that isn't in the official works is still fitting art.Him crossdressing and sucking alien dong is not. Same thing.
>>20476620see >>20476614You didn't say "fitting art," anon.
>>20476649Meant fitting/believable, sorry. Now that that's cleared up flustered shy Yukaris are bad
>>20476655I disagree. There's nothing intrinsically wrong with portraying a character differently than how they are in canon. That's just being creative.
>>20476659Disagreement accepted.Can't wait for Yukari to steal the WaHH ending and make more smug faces just like she did to FS.You know it's coming.
>>20476655To be fair, Yukari could have reasons to pretend to be flustered. You could create the right context for it.Is pic related and other pictures of Yukari's unrequited affection for Reimu sad and desperate? Are they completely implausible?
>>20476683Those are less annoying than the "Yukari loses to faceless human" arts but that goes for most touhous
>>20476663Are you being irritating on purpose, anon?I doubt it. If she was going to be relevant she would have shown up by now. Besides, this is Kasen's manga, they're in Hell, Kasen's an oni, Hell is oni territory, it's pretty clear this is gonna be her moment, maybe with a side of Tenshi.
>>20476688While I agree, you didn't give a straight answer to my question.
>>20475682Seemingly invincible characters that reveal hidden weaknesses when they get intimate is patrician taste. Read this, you might like it, though you probably already have.https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/8049
>>20476701I'm only being semi ironic since FS was going to progress it its climax naturally but Yukari came out of the bushes in Vol 7 to kickstart Kosuzu's insanity and make it all her plan.She also pops up in the Marisa ending of LoLK for it to be part of her plan to get the Lunar Capital orb.Then she figured out the scam gods' trick and used a border to undo it in ULiL.Then she told Reimu how to beat Okina in 16.Partly a joke post but Yukari manages to get in the endings of a lot of things recently.
>>20476722Adding a generic "But she's weak to dick and secretly submissive!" to any arbitrary character is far from patrician taste.
>>20476727If anything Yukari will show up in the ending, "Yo Reimu I woke up this month and sensed you were fucking dead and in hell, what the fucking hell?" but I don't think she'll be actually relevant.
>>20476754Okay but if she's actually important the shitposts will be infinite
>>20476739>to any arbitrary characterYou have no idea what you're talking about, anon. It's appealing exactly because it's Yukari. Nobody would give a shit if it was some weak, low-tier nobody.
>>20476776This isn't the place for corruption / power loss fetish
>>20476852Why not? I like Yukari, I like her doing things and things being done to her, and this is a Yukari thread.
>>20476739Then just pretend that she's like that just because she wants a good seks, duh.
Can we get a new Yukari thread?
>>20443794Next time post pepe and wojack, those memes are totaly epic!
Will Yukari visit you?
>>20478509The most fertile of them all
>>20480979I hope she brings a large bottle
>>20480979Hopefully with a bottle.
>>20480979No, I've been a good boy. Yukari only visits naughty people.
>>20481409So I should expect a visit then.
It can't be helped.It's fine she will let you come inside as much as you want.
Guess what I want for christmas(Hint: it goes in a box).
>>20482595Don't bully Marisa!
>>20482699Marisa is made to be bullied
>>20482714She's pure and untainted.
>>20476562I want to hug this YukariHug and then lovingly fug
>>20483461Yukari is for ragefuck only
>>20438848No.I wouldn't mind it at all if she was made to pay for her crimes whether being locked in a room with some stormfags or she was simply set on fire instead.
>>20486723Thank you for visitingNow I will go back to wanting to make her a happy mother of many children
>>20486909Don't mind break Yukari, anon.
>>20486723>being locked in a room with some stormfagsWhat?Do you mean Iku?
>>20438848Doing a service to Miss Yukari.
Getting sadistically raped and mindbroken by Yukari!
>>20495793Me too Reimu. Me too.
>>20438848Yeah. I'm good so long as she doesn't hate or have any intention of using me for her own gain.