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Why does /jp/ hate her so much? All she wants is for Humans and Youkai to reconcile their difference and live together in peace. A noble goal, that you all despise for reasons unknown.
>>20418133Nobody hates her beside few slutposters and Taofags
Don't talk about her when she can hear you
Don't talk about her age when she can hear you
i think byakuren sucks
>>20418209I want to suck various parts of Byakuren's youthful but mature body
>>20418133“”””peace””””We know what you want old hag
>>20418133she's a very kinky old lady
>>20418133She hit menopause.
>>20418680Ears legs fingers nipples clitoris neck armpits tummy
>>20418387>We know what you want old haglove and understanding?
>>20418877With hands and fingers like that? I don't believe it. She should repent while she has a chance.
Byakuren Thicc Tier
>>20419877I mean, is he wrong?
>>20419038Nipples aren't part of tits?
Rare footage of sealed Byakuren sealed in Makai
>>20418133Because she's pretty busty and jp is full of flat chested cute girls.
>>20418940*human breeding instincts kick in*I'm gonna make her MY WIFE!!!
Time to join Myourengym.nico.ms/sm33518887
>>20418133I don't hate any of the Touhous.
>>20418133It isn't hate for the sake of hate. Byakuso garners hate because she is canonically a piece of shit.
What she did before was pretty bad yeah, but she’s a changed hag!
fuck off hagfags
>>20428570futo has cute hands
>>20428325Pretty much this. Poor Kyouko.
>>20418133Because she threaten the natural order of things.
>>20420312I have nipples but I have no tits
Byakuren wishes you the best Christmas anon!!
>>20418133Byakuren is one of my favorite Touhou characters. Her theme is one of my favorite songs and its still so beautiful, even just the original version of it. Her abilities seem so familiar to me since I tend to gravitate towards characters or classes in videogames who need to keep up buffs or make sure they're always warded against any possible situation. If I could have a mythical weapon I'd probably choose a scroll that constantly and passively boosts all of my attributes.
i wonder what her vagina looks like
>>20431922>>20431938I love that belt under her breasts and the one piece suit that extends under her minishorts
>>20432872She's definitely an innie with a small clit, puffy vulva despite being tall and older than 25, everything is clean and it even smells clean despite having a huge bush that smells like a familiar incense scent that you have smelt before but do not know where.And not forgetting the heavenly smell and texture of her juice, that in which it resembles like a high quality lube that is worth 50 US dollars but it is totally free for you to use as well the warmth that covers your cock as you insert it inside, giving you a comfort that is definitely out of this world and all your sensitive nerves have felt this please all at the same time as you put it in slowly and fitting in perfectly.And spoilering the whole text because it is the lewdest thing I have ever written plus blue board
Breast envy is strong is Gensokyo. I mean imagine that your rival leader would be this stacked.
>>20439298This budha sure has some nice breasts
No body hate her,if someone hate her then he must be a homosexual and must go back to the >>>/lgbt/
>>20442481Goddamn I need a bodysuit sumata from Hijirin
>>20418387And what is that?
>>20455021She's a pure maiden who would never do such a thing
>>20457711What a waste. She should donate her boobs to someone else if she’s not going to use them for their intended purpose.
Made for clothed paizuri
>>20418133Cause she's a fuckin' idiot is whyA two-faced, blithering, hypocritical idiot
>>20457939give an example
>>20418133She doesn't put out
>>20460363ULiL and HM.All of both, not even kidding. I don't want to pull examples when it's "basically everything she does" but I feel like I'd get called out even though it really is "just play either, she's a moron".Like, as usual, ignoring her religions own tenants (in this case, about emotion), or nearly ruining everything out of spite simply because she didn't understand how a special artifact worked and didn't want a smarter character to take care of it. There's also the fundamental moronic slant she subscribes to of "youkai are oppressed" when, of course, they aren't. She originally only went with that angle because she is a literal witch who was afraid of death so strongly she resorted to dark arts, but NOW she stays with it because she's stupid or something. Demonstrably, her temple does no good. Whenever this is brought up (in Symposium), she basically shuts up.
>>20432872Gradient colored bush.
Why the fuck people draw her riding a bike? Since when 2hus have technology, let alone Harleys?
>>20467958They’re secondaries. It’s a meme, probably from reddit.
>>20468200Since when Japanese pixiv artists are from reddit? You're a dumb shit-eating pleb that doesn't knows anything at all.
>>20468213>Japanese pixiv artists>Japanesethey must be westerners using google translate, not even the scat artists on there would stoop to the level of using reddit memes
>>20467958Did you not play the fighting games?
>>20465296god i just want to bury my face in hijirin’s gradient bush
>>20474033Don't lewd the pure
Happy birthday Byak
>>20477549What game is this
>>20480527Super Touhou RPG everyone is stacked including Kosuzu
>>20480527Super Boobhu RPGhttps://www.dlsite.com/home/work/=/product_id/RJ212756.html
>>20478988its her birthday?
>>20418133Because liking her as a character means acknowledging that Gensokyo isn't a paradise.
>>20461495Not really. Miko actually seems to view her as a respected rival than a complete idiot.
>>20483974Did you not know jesus was born on december 25th?
>>20464418Miko fucking please.Byakuren's gimmick is that she's a good person, but a bad Buddhist. She's a kindhearted, kind of ditzy BBA who doesn't really get the "youkai bad, human good" angle given 2hu is about having tea parties with youkai and the Human Villiage is essentially an animal preserve. She sticks with "youkai are oppressed" because ReiMari jumped the Myouren crew for no real reason, while Sanae was so enthusiastic about exterminating youkai as a rookie there were grimdark doujins about it for days.
Hijiri is an evil zealot.
>>20486376Because liking her as a character means acknowledging that Gensokyo isn't a paradise
>>20499102She's into that weird shit
which side do you pick, /jp/?
>>20418133Who the fuck is that?
>>20504044your new obsession
>>20505378But vice is a Sin
>>20503960but they are friends now
>>20502087That only makes her more sophisticated
>>20418133And do it on the backs of anyone that isn't a youkai or human in the specific group she caters to.Reimu's method means a slow reform into a system where some day, perhaps humans, both outside and inside, fairies, and youkai can have a mutual dialogue with each other in truce, while Byakuren's system is turning a subsystem of humanity into cattle which will almost undoubtably fall on the backs of outsiders in order to appease the youkai, incompatible with fairies entirely who need to prank but will naturally face retaliation against insider humanity who will probably drive them off the way Europe did without a shrine maiden to keep the peace, and doesn't fix any of the underlying problems that keep Gensokyo from being perfect today, which are as follows: The fact that insiders are draconian, pre-industrial brutes, outsiders are the forgotten discardings of the information age to be scrapped for meat, youkai need fear and human flesh to survive, and fairies are smart enough to realize something is wrong with the status quo but too stupid to do anything about it beyond mindless mischief.
>>20512415What this anon said.
>>20512415Sounds like socialist propaganda
>>20512415What are yo7 talking about
>>20512415>And do it on the backs of anyone that isn't a youkai or human in the specific group she caters to.That's more Yukari's (and to a much lesser extent Reimu's) method . Byakuren does want the human villagers to not be cattle and outsiders not be murdered. She just thinks this can be accomplished through peaceful dialogue and self discovery, rather than the violent revolution that is actually necessary. She's a well intentioned social democrat living in a fascist dystopian hell, essentially. That's also the biggest difference between her and the other two major religious heads. Miko DOES seem to understand what is necessary to make a positive difference in Gensokyo, but doesn't care enough to actually try and do anything. Being content to merely pick up the few worthwhile humans she can find, and then leaving Gensokyo to become a celestial through taoism. Kanako meanwhile IS actually making a positive difference in Gensokyo, even if her attempts don't always end well. But she's only doing it for herself, and doesn't really give a fuck about anybody else except MAYBE Suwako and Sanae.
>>20512415>And do it on the backs of anyone that isn't a youkai or human in the specific group she caters to.That's more Yukari's (and to a much lesser extent Reimu's) method . Byakuren does want the human villagers to not be cattle and outsiders not be murdered. She just thinks this can be accomplished through peaceful dialogue and self discovery, rather than the violent revolution that is actually necessary. She's a well intentioned social democrat living in a fascist dystopian dictatorship, and accordingly is mostly useless. That's also the biggest difference between her and the other two major religious heads. Miko DOES seem to understand what is necessary to make a positive difference in Gensokyo, but doesn't care enough to actually try and do anything. Being content to merely pick up the few worthwhile humans she can find, and then leaving Gensokyo to become a celestial through taoism. Kanako meanwhile IS actually making a positive difference in Gensokyo, even if her attempts don't always end well. But she's only doing it for herself, and doesn't really give a fuck about anybody else except MAYBE Suwako and Sanae.
>>20418133Because youkai are fucking awful human eaters. Youkai that are different are the rare exception, not the rule. i.e. FUCK youkai and FUCK jannies.
>>20512415>>20519853Can someone give a quick summary on these posts?
>>20519853>doesn't care enough to actually try and do anythingWhat the evergreen fuck are you talking about? How do you even get this wrong? Are you basing this off an ill informed doujin or something?
>>20519893Post the neil armstrong doing karate one.
>>20526750I don't have it saved.
>>20524115The strong survive while the weak perish. And humans are if nothing but a weak race
>>20503960My husband and my mom are fighting over my love!
>>20526825>>20534508Why is Reisen killing them?
>>20535315It's just an accident. They slipped and fell and she came to help, trust her, she's a doctors apprentice.
>>20526721Miko pretty much gave up any plans of taking over Gensokyo after Kanako and Byakuren told her about the true nature of the place. She seems mostly content nowadays with gathering followers and completing her accession into becoming a celestial. Which would involve leaving Gensokyo and the Humans inside it to their fate.
>>20530286>And humans are if nothing but a weak raceThat's why they own 99% of the planet and have unstoppable weapons of mass destruction that could kill all life on the planet.
>>20536198That's not strong, anon.
>>20540884I don't know, anon. I would say being able to turn all of Gensokyo into a massive crater with a single press of a button does make humanity considerably stronger than youkai-kind.
>>20488139Zealots are good
>>20537196Is Reisen having ptsd
>>20544135She just had a little kitchen slip-up.
>>20418180How old is she?
>>20549543Either three or four centuries old
>>20545464For what exactly? Miko giving up on taking over Gensokyo, or her wanting to become a celestial?
>>20550697what a hag.
>all she wants is for Humans and Youkai to reconcile their difference and live together in peaceYou means she wants to genocide the human eating youkai? I'm gonna have to hate someone who wants to starve all my cute waifus.
>>20541164Yukari gaps the nuke elsewhere and the world collapses from there.Thinking isn't your strong point is it.Also, they don't know where Gensokyo is. They'll probably reduce Japan to nothing but glass before they figure it out. If ever.
>>20558280Not an argument
>>20552225Symposium of Post-Mysticism.
>>20558280>Yukari gaps the nuke elsewhere and the world collapses from there.You do realize that Yukari isn't actually completely invisible, right? Like, the biggest object we've seen her gap is a abandoned train. A modern nuke is a lot faster and bigger.>Also, they don't know where Gensokyo is.They can figure out if they knew it existed. Then turn the entire place into a crater with less effort than it would take to swath a fly.
>>20551512Miko giving up taking over Gensokyo is mostly the fact that she hasn't made any serious attempt to do it for almost a decade. She mentioned the idea in Symposium, Kanako and Byakuren told her "that's a shit idea", and that's the last time she seemed to seriously consider it in canon. It was even played as a joke in the last lorebook. Meanwhile, becoming a celestial is what hermits do in the Touhou universe. It's like, their end goal essentially. If there is any reason to assume Miko is different, I haven't seen it.
>>20557191Youkai don't need to eat humans. If Rumia, Mystia, or whoever stops eating Human Flesh. The only thing that would happen is that they would be less happy with their meal.
>>20570165But they do need to eat Humans.
>>20570103Pretty sure Gensokyo's barrier doesn't work like that.
>>20571915Why? It's never been portrayed as anything other than a want. And even if they do need to eat human flesh, why can't they just eat dead bodies? Do you know how many of those there are in the world?
>>20571915Please don't confuse people with your headcanon.
what have you done to Hijiri's thread /jp/!Apologize right now!
>>20418133What a miserable failure.
>>20519893based and ningenpilled
>>20582582based on what?
>>20585187Youkai are for suffering.
>>20585215serving*Remember, "humanity, fuck yeah!" is a mental disability.
>>20418133Hijiri is a hypocritical, lazy bum. Just look at her true self (dream world version) in AoCF.
>>20585225Youkai apolegism is a even bigger mental disability though.
All youkai must be exterminated.
Stupid sexy hijiri
>>20589017I agree. But why are you posting that youkai collaborateur traitour though? Her family is the only reason youkai haven't all been exterminated already.
>>20418133I want her to suffer.
>>20594187She's a racist bigoted human supremacist. Due to the over 6 million youkai worldwide oppressed by the humans they deserve reparations in being allowed to farm and eat humans. Gensyoko is literally the only really safe place left for non-humans, and they want peace? That's just a codeword for replacing youkai with humans. Youkai literally have nothing if their threat of violence is taken.
>>20597589She is very lewd
>>20601365Explain why does she need to use dark magic then?
>>20601396>Explain why does she need to use dark magic then?It's a necessary evil.
>>20594316Lies and slander
>>20606313its the truth though.
mommy byakuren's easy access breastfeeding suit
Why is Byakuren so STINKY why does she SMELL so BAD
>>20622515Slander, Byakuren smells like refined perfume
>>20585981Human apologism in the form of "Humanity, fuck yeah!" is quite possibly the Original Sin, the only way we can properly repent is to devote ourselves to our glorious youkai overlords, and become one of them.Hail Yukarin!
>>20622681Earth belongs to humanity, Gensyoko will eventually be claimed by outside humans. Earth humans will win the next moon war and will end the Lunarian threat. Heaven and Hell both exist just to cater to humanity even after they die. Face it, all things exist for Humans.
>>20622611Refined perfume is made from piss.
>>20624391Earth is ruled over by Yukari. Gensokyo will never be claimed by outside humans. Humanity has no chance of conquering Lunarians, rather humanity may very well be taken over and enslaved by Lunarians. Heaven hardly caters to "humanity," more a select few individuals who abandon their humanity to become something greater. Hell tortures humans to recycle their souls, now that's some fancy catering, you may indeed wish to make a reservation for that. Face it, humans exist to bow down to youkai, gods, and other superior beings.
>>20631237Posting is reserved for people who feel the need to share things that are useful, not redundant like pedals on a bumper car.>debating your penis size again I see
>>20633072No its not, and shitting up a buddhist thread is 100% useful anyway.
>>20633072Stop taking the bait.
>>20570103A nuke is a lot smaller than a train
>>20635285It still doesn't change what one said
>>20418387And what does she want
>>20633174Don\t hit tewi
>>20418133She's a hypocrite
>>20658305In what way?
>>20662242Peace can't be achieved without conflict
>>20671154how is it false.For there not to be peace, there is conflict. Without conflict there can never truly be peace because the concept would no longer exist without an opposite.
>>20674722whoa, again but a little slower this time brainiac
>>20624391Wow, that's racist.
>>20678111>whoa, again but a little slower this time brainiac???
>>20503960Imma side with based youkai genocider instead of youkai dindunuffin.Regardless of how trustworthy either is (which is not much) it really boils down to the fact that the UFOs in UFO gave me chlamydia from trying to match the colours like a fucking toddler and dying more than usual.Headphone Owl > Commie Buddha
>>20585225TVTropes is the biggest mental disability of all, race-traitor anon.
I want magic enhanced Hijiri to mercilessly force me to ground and hold me there with a leg lock
>>20467958You retarded nigger
>>20686679I suppose you should go back there.
>>20418133>Be "Buddhist">Be afraid of death>Turn yourself into a Youkai to avoid death like the world's biggest bitch.>Talk about human-youkai relations like some kind of expert when Youkai's very nature go against Human desires and natural instinct to survive/evolutionary instinct to eliminate competition to its own race's survivalI wouldn't trust Byakuren worth shit.
>>20689575Don't forget that she's hedonistic
>>20689317Being held down by Byakuren's overwhelmingly strong hands and choked by her thighs sounds like extremely pleasant way of getting beaten
>>20689575Who are you quoting? Why are you saying she's a bitch to avoid death when you're saying it's a natural instinct to survive? Youkai's nature seems to be very in-line with human desire if humans desire immortality/survival and youkai provide it. But yes, do not trust Buddhists, ever.
>>20689885>Why are you saying she's a bitch to avoid death when you're saying it's a natural instinct to survive?Death is a natural cycle of life and is part of living (Unironically). Surviving = Living to pass on your genes and properly dying once those genes mature.Becoming immortal goes against the very nature of life and how things should be.
>>20689937Ok. But that's not true, and your definition of survival is bad. When I reproduce and die I do help "humanity" as a whole survive, but I have utterly failed in my own survival. Survival is the ultimate goal, and those who don't think to live past their 80 or so years as a human are the greatest of fools.
>>20689760Is this Mizuryu Kei?
>>20692529>Is this Mizuryu Kei?No
>>20418133Because she's got an idealistic goal and /jp/ has lost any hope of progress.After all if we had hope we wouldn't be posting here.
>>20692529I don't know.