/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

It's finally here; today is my birthday.
After spending ten years returning to this board, I achieve wizardhood.
One third of my life given to /jp/ and not a single moment to sex or intimacy.
In celebration of my newfound powers, a thread about a fellow spellcaster who is in no way a forest animal.

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She's a virgin too.

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2 years until I too will join the ranks of wizardom

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I've got a ways to go until Wizardry
7 years
Wish me luck lads

Congrats on your powers and happy birthday anon

[Anonymous No.]

congrats man, here's a raccoon

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>>20408342
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>>20408342
Congrats on your wizardry man. I hope the powers you get from the wizard roulette are cool

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>>20408342
use your powers to get rid of the idols and generals

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>>20408342
Mamizou have two threads
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>>20408342
It is my wish to not become as lifepathetic as /jp/ and graduate from NEETdom into something I can enjoy.
However, what is enjoyment in the modern day without being the target for all those who disagree with you or take sides without knowing the full story?
Living is hard. Of course that isn't a surprise, but I want to take it easier.

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>>20408548
>7 years
>lads

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>>20408386
I wonder how long one could last living as mutual virgins with someone this beautiful.
Could be a really cute and comfortable partnership.

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>>20408342
If you work hard enough, you might get into Gensokyo and finally meet her.

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Only a few months left for me. I'd have taken the trip to Gensokyo long ago but I want to see if anything does happen. Or rather, I'm afraid of leaving my mom behind.
Wish me luck!

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>>20408342
Congratulations on persevering to live this long. If I were next to you I'd give you headpats.

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>>20408342
What day is Wizard Day?
You know. The day where Wizards are celebrated?

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>>20408342
Congratulations anon.
Are you feeling okay?
I know many on the path to wizardry aren't so happy in general.
In any case I'm glad you made it.

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>>20426183
Post mamizou30

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>>20430289
just for you anon~

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>>20431253
Cute!

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>>20408342
Enjoy

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>>20408342
congrats \>U</

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I was only minutes away from becoming a wizard when Mamizou showed up and made sure that it could never happen. Now I'll never get to summon a shoggoth.

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>>20439634
What did she do?

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>>20428366
OP here. I've been giving your question some consideration.
I don't think it's possible to walk this path unscarred. In the past, it was exceedingly uncommon, with less than one percent of men staying chaste for a decade and a half of sexual maturity. Even the physically and mentally disabled would get laid eventually.
But I think that this state is going to become easier to achieve and more common as we disconnect. We're all living our lives in parallel, at arm's length. In my day to day life I'm never faced with the option of a relationship nor shamed for not having one. Simply no one cares.
Am I happy now? I'd say yes. I'm content. I've learned to do without many things. Constant entertainment, excessive possessions, dietary excess, intimacy and companionship, etc.
Would I be happier and healthier if I were living a rich life with a loving wife, perfect nutrition, and all the best of everything? Sure. Do I need them? No. I've stripped down into a state where I'm able to do what I want with very few complications or concerns. The bills are paid, contingencies are in place, and my house is safe and warm if empty.
I wasn't happy getting here, though. I'd say a mix of fear, anxiety, and depression is what kept me on the road to wizardhood in my teens and early 20s. I had seen many older men in my life get torn apart by infidelity and divorce, and my peers succumb to drugs or teen pregnancy. When I was told to not do things, I didn't. I was never even slightly rebelious or inquisitive.
Obviously there are a lot of subtleties to it, missed moments or chances not taken. I'd say my biggest regret was being so self-absorbed and melancholy during my high school years that I was a cold jerk to a girl that had a crush on me.
I still have a libido, I still do fap unfortunately. Conversation with friends and online people fills most of the mental need, and I simply tough out the physical. Desiring a partner is not unlike being hungry or thirsty all the time, but what you need to keep in mind is that you can also fight those. Removing simple carbs from my diet wasn't easy, but I did it. Not having a wife is harder, but I survive.
I think maintaining wizardhood won't be especially difficult from here, because my standards are way higher than my desperation. Since I view a wife as an opportunity for a family, the window closes around age 35 when having children would be a genetic risk. There might be some chance to create a legacy or childlike entity in the future. Tech is getting bonkers.
For now I continue living as a detached adult, going for long photographic hikes and studying as I please while fantasing about the tanuki brainchild of a drunk nip.

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Are you gonna go to gensokyo?!
Can you take me with you so i can meet wakasagihime?

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>>20453418
You can go on your own, and with your preferred method!

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What spells do you learn?

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>>20446484
I’m only 21 but your story has moved me. It’s like I’m in the same position only studying so I can have a life like yours later.
There was a girl in high school that was so obsessed with me that she made me her phone background, and my friend convinced me to dump her.
Since then no girl, let alone a girl as cute as her, gives me time out of their day. Well, except for my sister, rarely.
But I’m always stimulated mentally regardless, through 4chan, friends, video games, music, artwork.
As for the physical part I like snuggling with my fumos, petting their hair, calling them cuties...
The hard part is that I love being Otaku. I wouldn’t want to give all this up for some silly girl. And yet I want out at the same time. My loneliness is what brought me here.
You seem to have a little bit of hope left and it’s good. Makes me realize just how much time I really have, but how quickly it’s gonna go by.
I hope you had a nice birthday, Anon.