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20395860 No.20395860 [Reply] [Original]

You can't trick me Flandre!

>> No.20395869
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20395869

You can't go out FL

>> No.20396025

>>20395869
Florida?

>> No.20396987

I want to protect Flan-chan from these bullies.

>> No.20399834

>>20395860
*gently picks up flan and hugs her*
Fool. you failed to protect her smile. If Remi cared any more for her imouto, you'd be dead within a day.
*walks away*

>> No.20404686

>>20395860
Do not cry cry the Flan Flan!

>> No.20405094

I'll carry her parasol and take her out whenever she wants
we'll find a fallen tree or a nice flat rock for comfy outdoor sex
our walks never seem to take us as far as we'd like, but they're so much fun! and no chance of our kids barging in...

>> No.20408128

*fugs her*

>> No.20409754

There's nothing great about Flandre, Remilia is better in every way.

>> No.20409806
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20409806

MariFlan!

>>20409754
Die.

>> No.20410254
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20410254

She's a vamp that loves to snooze!

>> No.20411014

>>20410254
that's Alice

>> No.20413287
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20413287

Flandre Flandre can't you see
vampire lolis were born to breed
and I love your spergish ways
that's why even though you bite you are so great

>> No.20413403

>>20395860
?

>> No.20413441
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20413441

I want to cum inside the Flan.

>> No.20414195
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20414195

The Endless Witch of Orgasms is here to take your virginity, nerds

>> No.20414394
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>>20413287
slicker than your average loli killer

>> No.20414523
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20414523

canonically speaking, how big are flandre's breasts?
100% loli, 11-year-old DFC, average C-cups or massive cowtits?
I've seen her drawn as all four

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>>20414523
Flan is FLAT

>> No.20414551
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>>20413441
i really really really really want to have unprotected creampie sex with the flan

remi is also acceptable

>> No.20414580
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>>20414523
very small, but not completely flat, remi has slightly bigger breasts than flan, but still small, no bra size can fit them

>> No.20414642

>>20414523
They're all good, but I personally like flat with big gumdrops.

>> No.20414652
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>>20414523
She's loli.

>> No.20414802

>>20414652
I love Mari x Flan. I want to have a threesome with them and fill their wombs until they can't take it anymore.

>> No.20414869

>>20414802
me too but with you included in the foursome

>> No.20414953

>>20395860
Flan better be smiling when I get back. OP.

>> No.20414997

>>20414869
T-that's gay, anon.
But it makes me kinda happy.

>> No.20415003

I want to keep Flan locked up in a cage while I breed with Alice until our first born son comes of age and we build a new house for the two of them to breed in and start a new village of blondes only

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The Flan is too lewd, too sexual.

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>>20415007
too much is just the right amount when it comes to sex!

>> No.20415284

>>20415007
I want this thicc, blonde vampire to sit on my face until I suffocate.

>> No.20415290
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>>20415284

>> No.20415305
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>>20415007
L-little Flan is already growing curves!!

>>20414802
But that's hetero, anon! Can't do!

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>>20415305
>But that's hetero, anon! Can't do!
They can still kiss each other while I'm pouding one of them, so it would technically be bisexual.
And girls are hardwired to enjoy being manhandled, and penetrated by something longer and thicker than another girl's finger.

>> No.20415547
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>>20415523
What if one of them has dick?

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>>20415547
That's a really dreadful thing to say, anon, and you should rethink your life choices. They are both cute and perfect girls, neither of them has a dick.

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>>20415570
They need to have children, anon! They're a couple, after all!!

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>>20415693
I will gladly get one or both of them pregnant to solve that.

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>>20415768
But then it won't be their children, silly!

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>>20415863
Of course it will, it's no different from an adopted child. Lesbian couples do it all the time.

>> No.20415919

I think Flan is for anal

>> No.20415925

>>20415919
flan is for triple penetration.

>> No.20415940
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>>20415907
But would they want the child of a filthy male anon when they can breed and give birth to a cute, pure blonde girl themselves?

>> No.20415942

>>20415925
all cute girls are for monogamy, maybe you can clone your dick cells and graft extra dicks onto your body

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>>20415940
I'm confident my genes will provide them with beautiful and healthy children, and I'll be happy to help them as much as possible before, during and after the birth.
And listen to yourself; those girls are pure perfection, calling them angels would be an understatement. They are the pinnacle of the female form, and yet you want them to have a penis, which is the complete opposite of a female. You want to ruin their perfect bodies with your obsession with penises.

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20416066

>>20415570
the boihu thread would like to have a word with you

>> No.20416217
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>>20415998
Why are you so defensive against futa dick? It's not anti-feminine at all! You're a closet homo?

>> No.20416245

>>20416217
It's disgusting.

>> No.20416344

>>20416066
N-not advertiser friendly!!!

>> No.20417019
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>>20416066
I wouldn't like to have a word with them.

>>20416217
>Why are you so defensive against futa dick?
Because I want to have sex with those cute girls. I want to kiss their lips, lick every part of their bodies, mess up their insides until they can't think properly anymore, and fill their wombs with my seed until I'm 100% sure they are pregnant. If I wanted to fuck someone with a penis instead, I would go after a boy, not the two cutest girls in the world.
And why do you love cocks so much? Do you secretly want to suck one or something?

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>>20417019
That sounds like something a closet homo would say. Quit opposing the fact that they're boys! Here, suck Marisa's dick, you self-denying homosexual!

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>>20417981
You are a very unpleasant person, and your picture is sickening. Please keep your disgusting fantasies in your own thread.
Also, refrain from calling Marisa a boy. It's extremely disrespectful.

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>>20417019
>because I want to have sex with those cute girls. I want to kiss their lips, lick every part of their bodies, mess up their insides until they can't think properly anymore, and fill their wombs with my seed until I'm 100% sure they are pregnant.

But you won't ever! Because you are 3d and they, 2d! So just let go already.

Also I like girl-penis, which is totally fine for men to like.

>>20416066
Flancock is cute! I want it inside Marisa!

>> No.20418233

>>20409754
dumb meido

>> No.20419128

>>20416217
>why don't you love penis are you gay?
have I lived through the dimensional merge?

>> No.20421690

>>20396025
yes

>> No.20425229

>>20414523
She starts out a loli but ends up like your pic after 4 children

"Anon, I know it's not a scheduled sex night, but I'm really horny." she said in a meek voice with a pouting face.
I had mentioned earlier that day that I was a bit disappointed at only having a single daughter, so I was pretty certain I knew what she meant. "One baby, coming right up!"
"Look at what the first 4 did to my body. Are you certain you want more of this?"
I gaze down on her deliciously plump thighs, gripping her impossibly soft belly fat, kissing and suckling on her breasts which had become more swollen with every pregnancy. Moving upward, I sucked her tongue out of her mouth and into mine and twirled it around for a bit before heading downwards, kissing her every few inches as I did so. I pulled back her thong, positioning one arm under each of her thigh. I paused a moment in front of her dark, engorged vulva to mutter "absolutely", and buried my face in her.

>> No.20425296
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20425296

Flan!

>> No.20425345

Flanny fanny!
Flanny fanny!
Flanny fanny!

>> No.20425384
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>>20425345
Flanny cunny!
Flanny cunny!
Flanny cunny!

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20425621

Do you not like Flandre anymore, onii-chan?

>> No.20425887
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>>20425621
I'll love Flandre for as long as she stays a sexy and cute little girl.

>> No.20426015

>>20425621
>>20425887
I'll love Flan when she's a cute little girl and a fluffy milf covered in baby fat from nonstop breeding like >>20425229 >>20414523

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>>20427859
wow thx for polluting the thread with smelly vampire feet.

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>> No.20431512

>>20415863
>>20415907
>>20415940
>>20415998
>>20416217
Blondes just do it better.

I wish there was a pic of Marisa, Flan and Clownpiece in one picture.

>> No.20431572
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>>20431512
I thought it'd be easy to find one on booru, but there really isn't. Oh, bother. Maybe on pixiv but whatever.

>> No.20431691

>>20430755
Flandre always wash her feets.

>> No.20431723

>>20430931
imagine lifting her skirt only to see a massive flaccid black dick

>> No.20431730

>>20431723
Nnn, Flan's giant dick~
She uses it to rape Meiling~~

>> No.20431731
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>>20431691
Not for 300 years!

>> No.20432168

>>20431723
bbc discussion belongs on /pol/ desu senpai

>> No.20432173

>>20432168
we are talking about flan's dick here though

>> No.20432191

>>20432173
but Flan is a girl who only gets a penis if Patchy's magic goes awry in futa doujins

>> No.20432235

>>20432191
>only gets a penis if Patchy's magic goes awry
She also gets my penis deep inside her hairless tight little pussy.

>> No.20434567

byump

>> No.20435530
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Imagine slapping dat ass

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>> No.20435609
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Flan butt Flan butt it's awright

>> No.20435625
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>> No.20435642
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Vampires wearing white stockings.

>> No.20435651
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Vampire wearing a summer dress.

>> No.20435660
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Vampire wearing battle panties

>> No.20437051

can anyone upload a flan folder to mega?

>> No.20437244

>>20437051
anyone, like a small gb folder or 2 of good flan pics.

>> No.20437246

>>20437051
that would take hours
why don't you just scrape gelbooru for lewds?

>> No.20437255

>>20435530
Imagine dumping your cum in her colon

>> No.20437263
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20437263

imagine waking up with her leering over you like this and then fucking you until she squirts on your chest and curling up under your arm without saying a word

>> No.20437313

>>20437255
imagine flan pregnant with your child

>> No.20437360
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20437360

>>20437313
thinking of this made me happy until it reminded me of how I will never be accepted by anyone outside my immediate family
I think even my sister is creeped out by me

>> No.20437430

Vampires being mating pressed violently by huge orcs

>> No.20437452

>>20437246
do you know any good flan artists? So then i just dont run into trash.

>> No.20437499
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20437499

>>20437452
sushoyushi does good lewds, but many are mmf which I find detestable
honotai has many cute Flans

>> No.20437562

>>20437499
thank you

>> No.20437598

>>20437360
im with you anon, no friends or anything, only my mom kind of likes me and lets me stay with them so i dont have to live alone, im not a neet and i could afford a house or an apartment, but i would be so lonely

i just remind myself that real life is a not a big deal, and relationships gets worse and worse, and your once cute gf grows old and moldy, and turns into a hag and your children might turn out slutty and run off with some kind of minority

>> No.20438220
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>>20437598
I feel an overbearing urge to multiply. I don't want to be a leaf node on the tree of life, I want it to continue. I want to be a better father than my father was.

>> No.20438348

>>20438220
Then just get a wife. Can't be that hard.

>> No.20438394

>>20438348
He doesn't get one especially because his dick can't be that hard.

>> No.20438851

>>20438348
There are no single women in New Jersey, they've all got fuckbuddies or 5 year+ boyfriends they will never marry

>> No.20440714
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>>20438851
Then move, or just buy one of those Russian wives on the internet.

>> No.20440774

Flan will never have a friend because she’s already friends with herself

>> No.20440951

>>20418129
This artist makes me laugh

>> No.20441088

>>20440951
Why?

>> No.20441893

>>20441088
Have you read his doujins? mainly the Reimu is a brute ones they are funny as heck in a way

>> No.20445322

>>20440714
Where can I buy those?

>> No.20446325

i wonder if anyone will post anymore flans

>> No.20446410

>>20446325
too much flan is bad for you

>> No.20446728
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>>20446410
That explains a lot.

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>>20446325
I will
>>20446410
you'll get diabetes from her sweetness

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I love the flan! Much better (and cuter!) than her sister!

>> No.20450687

Sex with flan

>> No.20450693

>>20396025
What did he mean by this?

>> No.20456616
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>> No.20456962

>>20456616
Sexy tummy.

>> No.20458604

>>20450012
What do they want?

>> No.20459379

>>20458604
A fat penis inside their cunnies.

>> No.20459387

>tfw i know a trans person who changed their given name to Flandre

>> No.20460776

>>20459387
>why are you such a stingy asshole tell us where to find this person

>> No.20460829

>>20459387
>tfw i know a trans person

>> No.20460854

>>20459387
>>20460776
>>20460829
Who the fuck are you quoting?

>> No.20463358

>>20395860
What is flan trying to trick you about?

>> No.20466483

>>20463358
Being innocent and sane.

>> No.20466564

>>20466483
I don't know about innocent but I think she's fairly sane

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>> No.20473268

Flan is a good girl.
She just doesn't speak well and people don't understand her well.

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>> No.20475600

Flan is a bad girl.
She purposely doesn't speak well so people don't understand her well.

>> No.20475932

>>20475600
Lie!
Aya said she doesn't speak well but that might have been her snobbishness up until she met Remimi after the Scarlet Mist Incident!

The way Flan was ignored made me just want to hug her out of pity on how she was being treated to add onto her 495 years of solitude!

>> No.20476428

>>20414523
Her body is traced right? Look how flat her head looks compared to the rest of her figure?

>> No.20479258

>>20476428
Can't unsee even though I saw it coming.

>> No.20479354

>>20466483
I don't know about sane but I think she's fairly innocent.

>> No.20481403
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20481467

>/jp/ dick breaks

>> No.20482806

imblying you can break the /jp/
You can't beat the cock. That is the Universal Rule
who quote

>> No.20485610

>>20481467
As in a fractured dick, or taking a lunch break to eat raw dicks?

>> No.20485642

>>20485610
as in after you can't get it up anymore she blows up your arm until you get an erection out of sheer panic, then she reverse mating presses you

>> No.20486253
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There, fixed the loli vampires

>> No.20486279

>>20419128
The only people who love dick more than straight men are gay men.

>> No.20486323
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>>20486253
delete this

>> No.20486328

>>20486253
someone get those vamps pregnant so they can give birth to my wife, because im not going near any of those old hags

so much for eternal youth

>> No.20486344

>>20485642
>reverse mating press

i feel like my hip aint gonna like that

>> No.20486349
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Loli vampire bellies

>> No.20486365

>>20486349
i wish i had a pair of daughters like that

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>> No.20486707

>>20486253
Just turned them into disgusting sluts.

>> No.20488127

Merry Christmas Flan

>> No.20489841
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Drinking wine with the Flan after the little shit(s) go to sleep!

>> No.20490280

>>20489841
That would be morning time.
I also doubt there is any point in the day that the SDM is ever completely asleep.

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